All language subtitles for The.Troop.S01E22_English

Hayley >> Is there anything
sadder than an abandoned

toy factory?
Felix >> I can think of

a lot of things:
lost puppies, an orphan prison,

a world made of sorrow...
Jake >> Okay, we get it.

What they do with
all this stuff?

>> Well, that's what
inside the teddy bears.

Hayley >> No way, dude,
all mine are made of love.

Jake and Felix >> Awww.

Felix >> Be careful,
guys, we're close.

Hideocutes is the skunk
of the monster world.

It smells terrible
even to monsters.

[detector beeps]

>> Oooh!

[gurgles]

Jake >> A bunny?
This can't be the monster.

>> It is.
It's a nightmare.

>> But it's so cuddly.
[gurgles]

[screech]

Oh! Not cuddly!
Not cuddly!

>> Why doesn't anyone
believe me?!

[Jake grunts]
[screech]

Jake >> Get the container!
This one's a squirmer!

[screeches]
[Jake screams]

[screeches]

I thought these Hideocutes
were suppose to stink.

This one smells delicious.

Hayley >> Yeah, I'm
getting... [sniff]

orange...lemon.

Something zesty.
>> This is not good.

TroopGrid said if there's a
good-smelling Hideocute, then...

[growl]

...the Zylork can't
be far behind.

>> Looks like TroopGrid
is right again.

[snarls]

>> Run!

[zaps, snarls]

[growl]

[zaps, snarls]

Jake >> Come on!

Come on, come on, come on!

Hurry! Quickly!

Come on, come on, come on!

[growl]

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[snarls]

Jake >> That was close.
Are you guys okay?

Felix >> Just a few scratches.

Hayley >> Something's not right.
You saw how powerful

that monster was.
He could have easily gotten us.

>> Maybe it's lazy.
Not everyone's a super achiever.

>> Tell me about it.
Felix >> At least we're okay.

>> You are not okay.

>> We're not?
>> No you, Jake.

Zylorks scratch their victims
with a horrible venom

that marinates you.
>> Marinates?

Stockley >> Yes, and as
the venom takes hold,

you'll start to smell delicious.

Then shortly thereafter, you'll
develop an overwhelming desire

to return to the
Zylork to be eaten.

>> Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Return to the Zylork?

Wait, I don't understand.

>> Zylorks always consume
its prey at the place

where it's scratched them.
And it must love that factory

because of all that comfy
cotton-poly fill.

Zylorks are tremendous nappers.

>> So, we'll want to be
eaten by a horrible monster?

>> If you're lucky.
But it's worse than that.

>> How can it get worse
than that, Mr. Stockley?

>> If we don't administer
the antidote within 24 hours,

you're done for,
Zylork or no Zylork.

>> That is worse.
Good call.

>> So, what should we do?
>> I'm going to use

the Hideocute's blood
to create an antidote.

Hayley >> Oh wow, I did not know
you had the chemistry background

for that.
>> I don't.

But I have something that's even
more important: confidence.

[Hideocute gurgles]

[screeches]

I got this.

Oh, and Jake, lock 'em up.

Hayley >> Ah, wha, what?

>> Pretty soon you're going to
want to run back to the Zylork.

Jake's going to have
to guard you to make sure

that doesn't happen.
>> On it.

You just go work
on the anecdote.

>> Antidote.
>> Like there's a difference.

>> An anecdote is story.
An antidote is a cure.

So for instance, if Mr. Stockley
can't make the antidote,

the disastrous consequence
will make for a sad anecdote.

>> Hmm.

>> Let me out of here!
I'm not cut out

for the big house.
The prisoners will destroy me.

>> Um, hey, I'm the
only other prisoner.

>> I know.

Jake >> Listen, I don't like
seeing you guys in here

anymore than you
like being here,

but as long as I'm in
charge of your safety,

I will always be one
step ahead of you.

Got it?
>> Got it.

>> Got it.
>> Now,

how do I re-program
the code?

>> Are you sure you want to take
advice from your prisoners?

>> Right.
Testing you.

Very good.
I'll figure it out myself.

>> Jake, can you
promise me something?

If all this goes badly and
I don't make it through,

can you do me one small favour?
>> Sure, Felix, anything.

>> Take all my action figures,
many of which are priceless,

and sell them.
Then, use the money

to buy time on all the networks
for my memorial special:

"Farewell, Shooting Star:

The Short and Glorious Life
of Felix Garcia."

Now, the script, the graphics,

and the list of approved
actors are in my computer.

Make sure you go to Johnny Depp
first and then Meryl Streep.

>> She can do anything.
>> Oh, I know.

>> But, it's my job to make
sure things never get

to the 'Streep' scenario.

Do you guys smell that?
It's like...

[sniff]
chocolate cake.

[sniffs]
>> Yep, yeah that's me.

I ah, I smell like
chocolate cake.

Jake >> An a roast
chicken dinner.

>> That one.
Felix >> Smells like some

roasted turkey with
oregano stuffing.

Hayley >> Aw, this is
making me so hungry, Jake.

Can you please at least
just get us some food?

>> Fine.
Is Chinese okay?

Felix >> Yeah, oh,
and some tacos.

>> Oh, and an Admiral Smoothie.
Extra large.

Felix >> Oh yeah, and if you
can get me some soy sauce,

hot sauce and tarter sauce,
that would be great!

Hayley >> Oh, oh, and sprinkles.
Rainbow sprinkles.

>> Okay, but I'm putting down
an extra security measure

so you guys don't
get out of here.

>> Bubble wrap?
Who's going to hear that?

>> Not for the sound.

It's just that nobody can resist
playing with bubble wrap.

[pop]

>> Rule number one:
no distractions.

[sniff]
Ooh, you smell delicious.

[Hideocute gurgles]

[screech]
[scream]

Oooh! Aaah!

Wooo! Ahhh!
[fire crackles]

[sniff]

Ahhhh!
Ohhh! Ohhh! Ohhh!

Well, that could have been bad.

Jake >> Guys, Admiral
Smoothie bought out

The Potato Connection.
This smoothie's made of

French fries and graaaavy...

[Hideocute screeches]

[screeching fades]

>> Ah-oh.

>> Mr. Stockley!
Felix and Hayley escaped!

>> Oh, ah, yes, well the ah,
Hideocute it might have ah,

possibly, ah escaped too.
Jake >> What!

What happened to your clothes?
>> No time for that.

>> I don't understand how Hayley
and Felix could have escaped.

I reprogrammed the force-field.

>> You didn't use your
birthday as the code, did you?

>> No time for that.
We've got to find those guys.

>> Okay, look.
They all have to be here

somewhere so let's
start looking.

The Hideocute will
leave a trail of foam.

>> Like that?

>> A smaller trail.

Go.

[Jake chuckles]
>> Tiny, foamy footprints.

There goes our anecdote.

>> Antidote.
>> Whatever.

You look for the Hideocute,
I'll go after Hayley and Felix.

>> Jake, listen, you've got
to keep them from going back

to that factory to be eaten.

You've got to keep
them in the school.

Even if it means you
have to shoot them.

>> I don't know
if I can do that.

>> Hopefully, we won't
have to find out

but you better take
some weapons.

And hurry, Jake, they
could be anywhere.

[popping bubbles]

[Hideocute gurgles]

[clatter]

Jake >> Hayley! Felix!

Please, you have to
come back to HQ with me.

The Zylork is going to eat you.

>> Sorry, Jake, but
we have dinner plans.

Jake >> No, you are dinner,
don't you get it?

>> He's dinner.
I'm dessert.

Don't tell, but I'm
much more delicious.

>> Are not!
He's going to eat me first.

Hayley >> Well, of course,
dummy, you're dinner.

Jake >> Enough!
Mr. Stockley will be done

with the anecdote soon.
>> Antidote.

>> Oh, right.
But the important thing is

you have to come back to HQ
and let me help you.

>> Nice try, Jake.
But you're not here to help us.

You're trying to stop us from
going home to the Zylork.

>> Yes.
That is what I want.

Excuse me for not wanting
my friends to be eaten

by a horrible monster.
Hayley >> You don't see

what a beautiful experience
this will be for us.

>> That's why we're here, Jake.

We were born to
nourish the Zylork.

>> Don't derive us of that.
>> You guys are delirious.

>> Yeah.
Delirious with flavor.

Now, let us out of here.
>> No!

You'll have to get by me first.

[clatter]

[Hayley screams]

>> You can't stop us, Jake.
We will succeed.

It's only a matter of time.

[Hideocute purrs]

[Stockley chuckles]

>> Here, little ferocious
but adorable not-a-bunny.

Come here.

[gurgles]

Gum on the table.

Wayne Robinson,
that's two demerits.

[groan]

Wayne Robinson, three demerits

and a dry-cleaning charge.

[gurgles]

Don't you want a carrot
that's not at all rigged

in a cartoon fashion.

[screech]
Oww!

[chuckles]

Jake >> Mr. Stockley,
are you there?

How's the antidote, the cure
and not an amusing story?

Hey, I got it right.

>> I captured the Hideocute.

Now all I need to do
is draw its blood,

create a serum from a distilled
derivative of the venom

and then combine it with
a protein/glucose base.

Should be easy.
Jake >> The only word

I understood from that
was the word 'captured'.

Do I need to know any more?
>> Not really.

How are things with you?
>> I have Hayley and Felix

trapped in the cafeteria but
there's nothing I could do

to stop them from preparing
themselves to be eaten.

[hums]

Hayley >> Yes.

[clatter]

How's it coming?

>> Another half hour.
Can't rush these things.

Stockley >> The situation
is escalating.

Now, you have got to
keep them in the school.

If they get to the factory,
you'll have to fight them

and the Zylork.
Do you understand?

>> They're my best friends.
How do I do that?

Mr. Stockley?

Are you doing that thing
where you pretend there's

a transmission delay because
you don't the answer?

Stockley >> Jake, I had a dog
that I loved more than anything

but then he got very, very sick.

>> So you had to put him down?

>> No, he got hit by a bus.
But I had made the decision

in my mind that I would
do the right thing.

Luckily for me, an open gate
in the metro express

saved me from a very
ugly moment.

Scruffy was scattered
across the city.

>> You had him cremated?
>> No.

>> Is there a point?
Stockley >> Yes.

Zylork venom is very powerful.

At a certain point, they
might be a lost cause.

Then, you have to be prepared
to use your weapons.

[clatter]

[Felix grunts]
[clatter]

Hayley >> Felix, hurry up.

The Zylork must
be getting hungry.

>> You're not going anywhere.

>> What are you
gonna do, baste us?

Actually, I missed a spot
on my elbow so go ahead.

>> We have watchcoms too.

And we heard what
Mr. Stockley said.

>> Then you know that
I have to stop you.

>> Jake, I know you're
not going to blast us.

>> Oh, yeah.
How do you know that?

>> Because you like
to act tough,

but you're soft inside.
Like nougat.

Rich, creamy nougat.

Now!

>> Oooow.

Felix >> Hurry before the
Zylork fills up on bread.

Ha ha!

[door slams]

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>> Mr. Zylork, we're here
and we're delicious.

Felix >> Hayley,
what do you think?

Hayley >> Making signs?

You gotta be losing your mind.

We're here to eaten
by a ravenous beast.

>> Right, sorry.

I don't even know
what gluten is.

[Hideocute gurgles]

[squeak]

[gurgles]

Ohh! Ahh! Oooh!
[Hideocute gurgles]

Ohh! Ahh! Oooh!
[Hideocute gurgles]

[Hideocute gurgles]

Uh-oh.

>> Hayley!

Felix!

Look, guys, I'm not
here to fight.

I know I can't stop you.

But what if the Zylork
doesn't want to eat you?

>> Oh, he'll want to.
We're free-range.

>> Don't you want to make sure?

Hayley >> Everyone loves
whipped cream.

Ha ha!
Felix >> Hayley!

[Hayley grunts]

Hayley >> Jake!

Let me out!

Jake!
Let me out!

Ahhh!

[Zylork growls]

[zap]

[snarls]

>> Okay, Zylork,
I've been marinated,

tenderized and seasoned.

Put a fork in me, I'm done!

[grunts]

[zap]

[snarls]

>> Jake!

[Hayley grunts]

>> Where's the Zylork?

>> He ran off.

Jake shot one of its heads.
>> Which head?

The dinner head
or the dessert head?

>> I don't know.
>> Okay, well we need

to get to him before Jake does
or we'll be saved.

>> Not on my watch.

>> Mr. Stockley, I've
almost got the monster.

How the Hideocute?

>> I've encountered
a small problem.

>> Another one?

I thought you said
this would be easy.

Stockley >> Well, sometimes
are easy, Jake.

Sometimes they're hard
and you just fail.

Then you say you're a loser.

>> You can do this.
Stockley >> Yeah.

Just tell those kids I love 'em
and I'll miss 'em.

Jake >> Mr. Stockley,
do I have to tell you

an inspirational anecdote?

>> You just did, Jake.

Because if you can learn the
difference between an antidote

and an anecdote then
anything's possible.

Jake >> It really is.

[Zylork growls in distance]

I gotta go.
>> Good luck, Jake.

[snarl]

[farts]

>> I refuse to be leftovers.

I have too much pride.

[zap]
[clink of metal]

>> You see, I can take
you out if I have to.

Get away from the door, Felix.
Let me finish him.

>> Can't he have a last meal?

>> Don't make me fire again.

[whack, clink]

>> Sorry, Jake,
it's dinner time.

[groans]

>> Aaaaaah!

[farts]

It wasn't me.
Look.

[farts]

>> Get the circuitron.
We have to blast this door open.

[grunts]

>> Sorry, Jake, but
the Zylork needs us.

[grunts]

>> I understand, Felix.
It's the venom talking.

And here's my reply.
[Felix groans]

[grunts and groans]

Jake >> I'm sorry, Hayley,
but I can't let you have

the circuitron.
>> Apology accepted.

[grunts and groans]

[groan]

[Zylork snarls]

[zap]

[Zylork growls]

>> Yey!
Felix, come on, come on!

[farts]

Hayley >> It's coming.
Ha ha ha.

I know it's been
a hard day, Zylork.

Felix >> But you
deserve a good meal.

[Zylork grumbles]

[zap]

>> I'm afraid I had to
cancel your reservation.

[growl]

[zap, splat]

>> Is Mr. Stockley coming
with the antidote?

Jake >> I don't know.
He won't answer his watchcom.

>> I feel like I'm join the
gigantic salad bar in the sky.

Felix >> Jake?
If I don't make it...

>> I know.
A memorial special.

>> I'm going to rename it:
"A Lifetime of Flavor:

The Story of Felix Garcia".

>> Well, how are they doing?
>> Is that the pizza guy?

Has the pizza guy come for me?
Ha ha.

Felix >> Ah, someone flatten
me up so I can fit in a box.

>> We're about to lose them.
What took you so long?

>> Well, I figured it out as
soon as we got off watchcoms.

But it took a long time
to get it into

the easy to swallow gelcaps.

Open up.