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Angie >> Your lunch: healthful sustenance

or disease-ridden killer? The answer may surprise you.

>> We're good, Angie. Solid.

>> What are you doing with that camera down?

If you don't have an ambush, then you don't have an expose.

Everyone knows that. [distant humming]

>> Yeah, but... Wait, here he comes.

>> Okay, grab some footage of him working, then the ambush.

Let's go.

[Janitor hums]

Let's go. >> All right, hold on.

It's rebooting.

[flapping] >> Huh?

[Janitor screams]

[Moth hisses]

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[Janitor screams]

[groans]

>> I got this one.

[Moth hisses]

[blast] [Felix shrieks]

Hayley >> Hit it again, Jake. [zap]

[Moth screams]

[Moth hisses] [zap]

[Moth shrieks] [zap]

[Moth hisses]

Angie >> What are you doing?

A real journalist never runs from a story.

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Etienne, hold the door.

[metal duct rattles]

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[heavy breathing]

Please tell me you got that on tape.

>> Good idea.

Hah, ready when you are.

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Hayley >> Come on, come on!

Ahh, this box is broken.

I can't get the Snark out.

>> Here, toss it to me. I know a way to open it.

[Snark gurgles]

Hayley >> You broke it!

>> You said it was already broken.

>> How's he doing? Felix >> He'll be mopping

clean floor with dirty water in no time.

>> Put your earplugs in. I'm gonna snark him.

In five seconds, this guy's not gonna remember a thing

that just happened. [Snark sings]

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>> It's so weird.

Those kids are all

in Mime Club!

>> Then there's more to Mime Club than meets the eye.

And Angie Crabtree will get the answers.

[rumble]

***

[clatter]

>> Arrr, darn it!

It's no use, we'll have to order another Snark...

Ugh! [grunts]

>> Okay, well what about the Snark?

[groans]

[crash]

>> I'll uh, put the Snark in the supply closet.

Keep it safe. Come on, buddy.

TroopGrid (voice of perky girl) >> Hey girlfriend,

sample analysis completed.

>> Whoa, what happened to TroopGrid?

>> Felix programmed a more 'friendly' voice for it.

Identify, please. TroopGrid >> The victim?

How 'bout smelly? And gross.

>> The monster, I just need you to identify the monster.

TroopGrid >> Excuse me, Your Highness.

>> She doesn't sound more friendly.

>> No.

TroopGrid >> Here's your monster.

Felix >> I was right. It's a Cryptohexapod,

also known as the blood sucking Vampire Moth.

Able to drain human's blood out in seven seconds or less.

TroopGrid >> So smart, Felix. [giggle]

And looking fine as usual.

>> Thanks, TroopGrid.

You see, Vampire Moths emit electromagnetic energy so using

our pulse rays was like putting tin foil in a microwave.

>> Oh, I learned that lesson the hard way.

Three times.

>> It also says here that Vampire Moths only feast

on human blood when they're about to lay their eggs.

TroopGrid >> Oh look, the cheerleader can read.

[laughter]

>> Hey! >> Oh, come on.

She was just teasing. Bad, TroopGrid.

But it's true, we probably have six hours before it lays its

eggs, then we have to handle thousands of these suckers.

>> We should tell Mr. Stockley. >> I wouldn't tell

Mr. Stockley anything today. >> Um, not on Career Day.

[nearby scream]

[weapons fire up]

>> What are you doing? Put those away.

>> We though maybe you were being attacked

by the Vampire Moth. >> If only I was so lucky.

I've got a typo on my handout.

>> No one's going to care. It's Career Day.

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>> No one's going to care?

Sure, why would anyone care

about high school administration?

It's only the most rewarding career there is

but all anyone ever sees is paperwork

and paper cuts for a tiny paycheck.

>> That's not what I meant. >> Now where is my

signature, creamy yellow card stock?

Because I am not going to walk out there

and talk about 'Carrier Day'.

>> Think I saw a box in the supply closet.

***

>> Phew!

>> Card stock's in the supply closet.

Where in the supply closet? It could be anywhere.

This place is so disorganized, I should...

[Snark gurgles]

Ahh, creamy yellow, my favourite.

[bang] Ahhh!

[Snark screams out song]

Hmm...

Ah, card stock.

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[bang] Ohhh!

[Snark screams out song]

Creamy yellow. [bang]

Owww! [Snark screams out song]

[bang] Oww Ahh!

[bang, scream, Snark sings]

Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?

***

[air rushing]

[Snark gurgles]

Felix >> Hey, Mr. Stockley. >> Waaa haaa!

[Felix gasps] Who are you?

>> Mr. Stockley... >> Mr. Stockley's my father.

I go by the name Sir Flash.

Whoo hoo! Whoo hoo hoo!

>> What happened in here? >> What happened to my gear?

Why am I dressed like 'The Man'? >> Sir Flash,

do you know what day it is? >> Homie, quite playing.

It's Wednesday. >> Ahh...

>> April 11, 1982. Whoo whoo!

>> You should know it's 2010.

Do you understand what this means?

>> It means this closet is...

a time machine.

>> We have to get that moth creature on tape

so we can give it to Bernardo Suzuki.

>> The anchorman from KBMU?

>> Yeah. He's here for Career Day.

Oh, we'll be famous.

>> We only have a few hours before Career Day.

>> Okay, let's hope that that's enough time to capture

the Vampire Moth before it lays its eggs.

>> This is Angie Crabtree for Lakewood High Student News.

Hayley Steele, our investigative news team saw a giant moth-type

creature in the cafeteria storage room this morning.

Then, they spotted your so-called 'Mime Team',

leaving the scene. Care to comment?

>> Yeah, ah, is this a joke? >> I never joke.

I have no sense of humor. >> She's not joking.

>> Do you deny that your Mime Club was in or near

the cafeteria storage room this morning?

>> Looking for breakfast. Just the four food groups:

orange juice, bacon, chocolate syrup.

>> That's three food groups.

>> It's an authorized club, okay.

Ask Mr. Stockley. >> Oh, we will.

We will. We're joining Mime Club.

[Etienne gasps] Face it, Hayley Steele,

you're stuck with us!

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Angie >> Then it's agreed, we're joining Mime Club.

>> I am a fan of the variety arts.

>> That's cool. You can join.

>> They can? Jake >> Of course.

Mrs. Bernstein's classroom is empty now.

Why don't you go over there and started on your stretching.

We'll grab the props and meet you in a second.

>> If this is a trick and you're blowing us off...

>> A student club, like mime itself, is based on trust.

Do you really want to start off on the wrong foot?

Etienne >> See ya in a sec.

>> What are you doing? There is no Mime Club.

And, we have less than two hours to capture a giant killer moth.

>> We'll go to HQ, grab the Snark and snark them.

They'll forget all about the moth.

Although Angie will probably still hate you.

That seems permanent.

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What do you mean the Snark is broken?

>> I know it's bad but the little fellow will be better

by tonight. He needs some rest.

>> We need to snark Angie and Etienne.

They saw us fighting the giant Moth.

And now, they want to join Mime Club.

>> But Mime Club doesn't exist.

I'm with you now. What are we going to?

>> I'll search the school for the Vampire Moth.

Have you tried scanning for it? >> The Moth has electromagnetic

properties so it doesn't show up on TroopGrid.

[computer beeps] TroopGrid >> It's not my fault,

you guys. Stop being mad at me.

>> You're doing just fine, TroopGrid.

TroopGrid >> [giggle] Thank you, Felix.

Hayley >> Well, guess I'll start in the AC ducts.

>> What about Angie and Etienne?

>> If they want to join Mime Club, Jake,

then you're just going to have to teach them mime.

Jake >> But I don't know about mime.

Felix >> Come on, Jake. Make some stuff up.

I've seen your homework. You can do it.

>> So, do you know what actually happened to Mr. Stockley?

Felix >> I'm not sure but he's been snarked so many times,

he actually thinks he's in high school.

>> Oooo boy! I blew up

the morning announcements, this morning.

* What's that dope scent blowing up your nose? *

* That's how you know we're serving sloppy joes *

[laughs]

>> That's greatly disturbing.

>> Hey, let's bust out of here, Homes.

Playa's gotta play. >> Come on, Mr...Homie,

you and I are going to do some ah, science experiments.

>> Science? When am I ever gonna use that?

>> So, welcome to Mime Club.

>> Ah, thank you!

We're both really excited to be here.

>> Yeah, tell us about mime, hot shot.

Jake >> Okay, mime from the Arabic,

'Al Mime-inad' meaning silent talk or communicating of ideas.

>> Um, isn't it short for 'pantomime'?

>> Common mistake. No.

>> Fascinating! >> You have no idea

what you're doing, do you? >> Shhh.

>> I'm just keeping you busy until the Snark gets better.

You're not going to remember anything once you're snarked.

>> Wait, what does that mean? >> Good, a volunteer.

Come on up and let's do some mime.

>> Ooh ooh, me too! >> Sure, let's all do some mime.

>> Phew!

Felix? Felix, hey.

Is the Snark better yet?

[Snark coughs]

>> No, but I gave it a lozenge.

>> And how are we getting Mr. Stockley back to normal?

>> I'm building a Proustian Alpha Wave Uploader

to repair his memory. The principle it works on

is quite interesting... >> Hey, I ah, I'm losing ya.

Yeah, I guess I'm in an area with really bad reception.

>> You're clear as a bell here. >> Weird.

Uh, kaaak... Gotta...kaak...go...kaak.

Good-bye. [watchcom beeps off]

Computer >> Weapon engaging... >> Mr. Stockley, please!

Try not to touch anything.

>> Well, I'm going up to school then.

>> But wait. Mr. Stockley, I'm sorry

but you're going to have to stay here in HQ.

We can't have you roaming the halls acting so weird.

>> Man, this is wack. Can I at least go to the mall

or arcade or something, get my game on.

>> There are no arcades anymore.

Besides, I have lots of games in here.

>> You got Pac-Man?

>> I think I have Ms. Pac-Man on my phone.

>> Ooh, there's another Pac-Man. I can play it on a phone.

Man, the future is dope! How about flying cars?

>> No flying cars. >> Moving sidewalks?

>> Only in airports. >> How come we're not

at the airport then? >> Because you're an adult now

and you have responsibilities. >> Oh, can you at least drive

me to the mall then, pleeease! >> I can't drive yet.

>> Can I drive? Do I have my own whip?

>> You mean a car? >> Yes.

>> Yes. >> Well, what do I drive?

Do I have a Porsche? A Delorean?

>> A 1979 AMC Pacer.

>> Who's da Man! Ha ha ha!

Let's ditch this place and go pick up some fly honeys.

>> We've been over this. You have Career Day.

You can't leave. [groan]

Besides, if I finish this helmet,

we can turn you back to your old self who doesn't beat box

the national anthem while I'm working.

>> Fine, all right. I'll go to Career Day then.

Fine. >> Thank you.

>> Can you at least get my jacket for me?

[disco music]

[disco music]

>> Mr. Stockley, if you get through this,

I promise you afterwards you can do anything you want.

>> Can we go to a record store? >> I told you, there are

no more record stores. There are no more records!

>> Oh, that's right. It's the future.

Cassette tapes then.

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>> Ow!

[sigh]

Felix...where are you?

>> I'm at the assembly trying not to punch Mr. Stockley.

Where are you? >> Hey Felix, dead bug!

Hayley >> There is a ton of slime up here.

>> The Moth must be close by then.

>> I gotta get it away from the assembly before it attacks.

Any ideas?

>> Do you have anything you could use as bait?

Hayley >> That's a great idea, Felix.

If she wants blood, here it is.

Felix >> Hayley! Hayley, no I didn't mean that.

Hayley! Hayley, don't do anything stupid.

>> See... just like that.

Feel that the tight rope and the water glass are real.

If you can see it, it makes it real for yourself

and the audience.

>> Right, and where does the giant moth come in?

>> Outstanding suggestion, Angie.

Etienne, a giant moth has landed on your nose, what do you do?

And go...! [watchcom beeps]

>> Jake, Hayley needs back-up now.

>> What's wrong? >> Ah, nothing.

[clatter]

>> That's definitely not the air conditioning.

[Moth shrieks]

[fan whirs]

[Moth snarls]

>> Ahhhh!

***

[Hayley screams]

[Moth snarls]

***

[Moth hisses]

[muffled Moth snarls]

[zap, boom] [Moth shrieks]

[gasps]

Angie >> Oh, please tell me you're getting this.

>> Yes, but I'm going to warn you right now,

I'm a bit squeamish. My stomach's already getting

a bit...bubbly. [Moth shrieks]

>> I'm going to get Bernardo Suzuki.

He still has time to get me on tonight's news.

[Moth shrieks]

>> Felix, I need back-up, now!

>> On my way, Jake. [watchcom beeps]

>> There's a monster fight? Count Sir Flash in.

>> Oh no no no, you are not part of the Troop anymore.

>> You can't talk like that to Sir Flash.

I'm the man who coined the phrase 'Where's the Beast?"

>> Alright, I don't have time to argue with you, let's go.

***

[Moth snarls]

Aaaah!

You stay safe, Mr. Stockley.

I'll be back with the Magnetometrons.

***

>> Forget that, Sir Flash can not be contained.

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[Moth snarls]

All right, sucker. Who's bad?

***

Oww! Oww, oww!

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Jake >> Hey, you overgrown mosquito,

leave the old man alone! Stockley >> Who you calling

an old man, you skinny... Oww, my back!

[Moth snarls]

>> Over here! Come over here!

>> Let it take Mr. Stockley. He's already lived a full life.

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>> Hey, Mamacita! Over here.

***

[Moth shrieks]

>> Take this. These Magnetometrons

have opposite polarities so when we fire,

an electromagnetic wave will... >> Just shoot the stupid thing.

>> Sounds good.

[zaps]

[boom, splat]

>> You'll sure got some primo weapons.

Back in my day all we had was a glue trap and a hittin' stick.

***

>> Did you get the footage?

>> I would have appreciated an 'are you okay?'

but yeah, I got everything.

>> I got your news chirp on the KBMU Action-Blog.

Okay, what's all this about monsters?

>> Follow me, Mr. Suzuki.

Hayley >> I'm sorry, this closet is covered

by janitor-client privileges.

>> Ah, no no no. Brace yourself, sir.

The monster, or at least what's left of it...

Where'd it go? >> Is this some kind of a joke?

>> I don't joke. No sense of humor.

>> She's not joking. >> Oh, but don't worry,

we have it all on tape. Etienne, show him.

Mr. Suzuki >> Okay, who's that? Angie >> Jake Collins.

A member of so-called Mime Club.

You'll see the monster right now.

Mr. Suzuki >> I don't see anything.

Where is it?

Angie >> I'm telling you, we saw a monster.

>> It's just like Jake said, "If you make it real for yourself,

you make it real for the audience."

>> Oh, but take look at all this slime.

>> This is just cornstarch and sugar water.

It's a handy prop for some of our mimes and...

good energy! [gags]

Mmm...

Mr. Suzuki >> What is your name, young lady?

>> Angela Crabtree. >> Well Angela Crabtree,

I'm going to make sure that you never ever work in TV

or my name isn't Bernardo Suzuki from KBMU.

Felix >> Hey, guys.

Listen to this...

[Snark gurgles]

[Snark sings]

>> Wha, what was I just talking about?

>> Nothing. I was a mime audition.

[applause]

Hayley >> But unfortunately, we're a three person group.

And ah, we're full.

>> Okay, well, thanks for the opportunity.

>> Maybe next year? >> We'll keep you in mind.

>> Yes!

[Angie huffs]

>> Well, Jake, I'm impressed.

Obviously you knew the Moth wouldn't appear on film

because of its electromagnetic wings.

>> Oh, yeah.

TroopGrid >> Quit man-handling my keys.

Where's Felix? Now he's got the magic touch.

Feeelix! >> What does she think she is,

my mother board?

>> I don't know what that means, man.

I'm from 1982. Can we just do this?

>> Are you ready? >> I am so ready.

The future is nothing like what they show you in the movies.

Besides, I don't even know what half the buttons

on this Walkman do. >> I wouldn't hold onto

any metal just now if I were you.

TroopGrid >> Felix! >> In a minute!

TroopGrid >> Whatever.

>> This might sting just a little bit.

[zaps]

[machine winds down]

Mr. Stockley?

[groan]

What year is it?

>> 2010.

>> Yes! I'm a genius!

>> Stop smothering me.

TroopGrid >> I need to know where I stand, Felix.

You've got to let me know, Felix.

It's just not right, Felix.

Hah! [machine winds down]

>> Ah! That felt good.

>> Um, did you just break up with a computer?

>> You're right. I feel bad.

I'm going to reprogram it so it was mutual.

[clatter of keyboard]

No. >> Uh-uh.

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