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Felix >> How's your shoulder?
Hayley >> Oh, I'll live.
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This Versy is a lot
tougher that he looks.
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Jake >> A Versy?
A shape-shifter?
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These things are
incredibly dangerous.
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>> Ah, congratulations, Jake.
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Looks like somebody's finally
been reading the manual.
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>> I've been reading
the manual all along.
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And I started with the V section
because it's the shortest.
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Now let me see it.
>> All right.
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but it's pretty horrifying.
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[gurgles]
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>> That's the deadly Versy?
>> Deadly...
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[Versy farts]
and also needs changing.
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>> Ah, hey, where are
we going to keep him?
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>> QB-11 is empty.
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Why don't you guys clear that
out and I'll check him in.
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>> You're okay alone with him?
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>> Hah, come on, Jake.
Look at him.
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It's a baby.
Plus, I'm armed.
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[scanner beeps]
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Vercingetorix.
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Shape-shifter.
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Approximately 200 years old...
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and deadly.
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[gurgles]
Oh, ah ha.
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[Versy snarls]
Yeah, yup.
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>> So what are you
doing this weekend?
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>> Well, homework
in all my classes,
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plus tickets to
a symphony tomorrow,
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a chess tournament on Sunday,
but it's not being ranked
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so I might just blow it off
and go rock climbing instead.
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Why, what are you doing?
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>> Well, there's ah,
there's a smell in my room
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that I'd like to track down.
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>> Fascinating.
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[ring tone of Phoebe's singing]
* I'm a dork, I'm a dork *
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* I'm a dork, dork, dork
I'm a dork, I'm a dork *
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* I'm a dork, dork, dork *
>> Phoebe!
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What did I tell you about
playing with my ring tones?
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>> You said you'd
teach me magic today.
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>> I know, I know.
I'll be home soon.
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You're not in my room, are you?
>> No.
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Why does it smell
so bad in here?
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>> Just don't touch
any of my things, okay?
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Phoebe >> Don't flatter
yourself, Jakey.
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See you at home.
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***
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[clatter]
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[crash]
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[monster growls]
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[Felix groans]
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[monster roars]
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>> What?
He's tougher than he looks.
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>> See?
>> He reached through the bars.
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His arms turned into a hammer.
He hit me and broke the scanner.
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It really hurts.
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But, lucky for us,
I always keep a spare.
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[whack]
Doh!
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[Versy giggles]
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Well, that's a bummer.
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Jake >> Okay, come on, you.
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>> Okay, later, Jake.
>> Later.
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>> Our monster's well-named
since, as a shape-shifter,
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it's very 'Versy-tile'.
[laughs]
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>> You just...never
stop, do you?
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Felix >> Ah, it's a gift.
And a curse.
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>> Um-hm.
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Jake >> Locked down
nice and tight.
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>> Awesome, have a
great weekend, dude.
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[alarm sounds]
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>> It's the Versy.
I can't see a thing.
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It must have disabled
the surveillance cameras.
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Hayley >> All right, I'm
going to check the cells.
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>> Hayley, wait!
>> What's going on?
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>> We put the Vercingetorix
in QB-11
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and there might
be a disturbance.
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>> Immediate Code Red lockdown!
Nothing goes in or out.
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Now!
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Computer >> Lockdown
procedure initiated.
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[gurgles]
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>> Mr. Stockley,
I think the Versy
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is in some kind of cocoon.
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Stockley >> It's a
lot worse than that.
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The Vercingetorix
is a shape-shifter.
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It puts is victim in a cocoon
and assumes the victims shape.
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Jake >> Wait, what
does that mean?
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>> One of you is in that cocoon.
And one of you is the monster.
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***
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Computer >> Danger.
Alien organism infiltration.
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Danger. Lockdown.
Danger. Lockdown.
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Danger. Lockdown.
Danger. Lockdown...
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Hayley >> I don't understand,
Mr. Stockley.
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How can one of us be a monster?
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Stockley >> It's
a shape-shifter.
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It can imitate your body
perfectly, right down
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to the way you move and talk.
>> Oh, sure, but can he do this?
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>> Yes, but it probably
won't want to.
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>> I still don't understand
how this could have happened.
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We've all been here
together this whole time.
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>> Has anyone been
alone with it?
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>> We all have.
>> Then at some point
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the monster overpowered one
of you, put you in a cocoon
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and assumed your shape.
And, in a while,
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it will consume whoever's
in that cocoon and reproduce.
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>> Fine, I'm opening the
cocoon with my laser blade.
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>> Stop!
Tampering with the cocoon
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could be fatal
to whoever's inside.
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You're going to have to figure
this our without cutting it.
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[Nuss coughs]
Ah, Principal Nuss.
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Ah, just watching this
monkey roller skate.
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[laughs]
[Nuss grumbles]
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You're right, sir, that is more
appropriate on my own time.
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Felix >> Well, well, well.
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A mystery.
How delicious.
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>> Can't we just scan it?
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Felix >> Don't you
remember, Hayley?
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The monster broke it
when I checked him in.
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Twice.
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Or should I say,
one of you broke it.
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Jake >> Or you did.
Hayley >> Or you.
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Felix >> Okay, let's calm down
and let's figure this out
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so nobody gets hurt.
If you're really Jake,
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what's your grandma's name?
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>> Which one?
Helen or Dixie?
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>> You have a
grandma named Dixie?
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Hayley >> Felix, this only
works if you already know
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the answer to the question.
>> Ahh! That's right.
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I keep forgetting the rules.
Hayley!
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What's your favorite color?
>> Yale blue.
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>> Wrong!
It's robin's egg blue!
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>> Uh-ah, I want to go
to Yale so I changed it.
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Felix >> Okay, let's try this.
Who can name both my turtles?
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Very good.
They don't have human names.
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They only have turtlilian names.
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One's called Hahhhh Hahhhh
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and the other one's
name is Tyler.
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Hayley >> Okay, look, we have
to figure out another test.
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The real Jake is an excellent
artist, so, show us something.
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>> Fine.
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***
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***
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>> Ahh.
[gulps]
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***
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[glass shatters]
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[chuckles]
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>> I can't draw while you're
standing over me like that.
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One mistake and I'm toast.
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I need some privacy.
>> Nice try.
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Nobody leaves anybodies sight.
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>> Fine.
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Hayley >> Not bad.
Felix >> Hmm.
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>> You draw what you know.
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***
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>> Ugh!
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***
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***
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>> Okay, let's figure this
out by using some logic.
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Let's start...
>> Jake is the monster.
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>> What? How?
>> Process of elimination.
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Jake, the real Jake,
is cocky, careless
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and would be an easy target.
>> What?
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Felix >> True.
But his unruffled attitude
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is the secret of his appeal.
Jake >> Thanks, Felix.
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And your high opinion
of me is good to know
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but it doesn't prove anything.
>> I know what happened.
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>> Let's hear it.
>> Do you remember when
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we left Jake alone to put
the monster in the cell?
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Jake was goofing
around as usual.
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[chuckles]
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[footsteps approach]
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>> What?
He is tougher than he looks.
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>> See?
>> He reached through the bars
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and his arm turned
into a hammer...
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Jake >> Baby!
* I'm gonna rock you *
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* And then I'm gonna
groove you *
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* And then I'm gonna twirl you *
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* And then I'm gonna rest
cause I'm tired *
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>> Jake?
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* Lady... *
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>> Hello?
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Hello!
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>> Huh?
Sorry.
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You guys go chill in the main
bay and I'll catch up with you.
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Poww poww!
[Versy gurlges]
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Hayley >> Ugh!
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>> Let's go, big baby dude.
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Sweet gig in here, bro.
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Hang some posters,
get some sweet speakers.
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Here, you can borrow
my Fist of Flame.
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He's fighting Professor Foot,
and he's all like...
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[grunts]
Hiii yaaa!
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[grunts and puffs]
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Dude, this is totally unreas!
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Hayley >> So, you cocoon
Jake and took his shape.
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Hands up!
>> No way!
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You really think I'd say
"Dude, totally unreas"?
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Like I'm too busy
to say "onable"?
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>> You do say "dude" a lot.
>> Dude, so does everybody.
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I mean, so...does...everybody.
We're wasting time!
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>> That's an awfully
good argument, Jake.
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Perhaps a little too good.
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Ooh, you're sounding awfully
smart all of the sudden.
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>> Wow, after all the
times I've saved you,
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gotten slimed with you
and now you accuse me
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of being a monster?
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Especially, because
I'm pretty sure...
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Hayley's the monster.
>> Ah, man.
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>> Obviously, I am
not the monster.
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Jake >> Really?
Because if I were a monster
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the first thing I'd do is point
my finger at someone else.
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Which you just did.
>> That does make sense.
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You would want me to turn
against Jake and then
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finish me off for yourself.
If you were the monster.
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>> Felix!
How can you even say that?
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>> And remember, Hayley
answered the alarm by herself.
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She was alone with
the monster in the cell.
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>> Uh-ah.
The monster was already gone
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by the time I got there.
[Felix gasps]
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>> We don't know that for sure.
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>> Here's how I see
it happening.
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***
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Felix >> Hayley, listen!
He's stronger than he looks.
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He reached through
the bars and tried...
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Hayley >> Look, I don't
have time for this.
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I really have to go.
Jake, ah,
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you really need to
optimize that haircut.
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Felix, I typed out instructions
on how to fix the scanner, okay?
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I have to go.
I'll be at the hospital.
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I have surgery club.
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That's ridiculous!
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Okay, this school doesn't even
have a surgery club, Jake.
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Wait.
Does it?
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>> That's not
the important part.
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When the alarm went off,
you ran back to the cells.
249
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,436
>> Look at this mess.
250
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,514
Spilled food attracts
cockroaches.
251
00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:55,743
Is that what you want?
Cockroaches?
252
00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:58,183
Aah!
And your bed!
253
00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:02,175
Already a mess!
What kind of monster are you?
254
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:04,889
[cell phone rings]
Hi, Mr. Mayor...
255
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:07,622
You know, I'm in the middle
of something right now.
256
00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:10,057
Can I call you back?
Great.
257
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,963
Ciao.
[smack]
258
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:14,055
Stand back.
259
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,897
I am going to show you how
to make the bed military-style.
260
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,974
It takes two minutes
and you'll use it
261
00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:21,772
for the rest of your life.
[huff]
262
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:27,507
Ahh! Nooo!
Not my hair!
263
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:29,544
Ahhh!
264
00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:31,609
[burp]
265
00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:33,948
Jake >> You had just enough
time to cocoon Hayley
266
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:37,354
and take her shape before
me and Felix got there.
267
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:40,247
>> First, I'm offended that
you think that I'm that picky.
268
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,520
Secondly, it's 'Felix and I'
not 'me and Felix'.
269
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,560
>> You're correcting my
grammar at a time like this.
270
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,555
Not even the real
Hayley is that obtuse.
271
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,457
>> Obtuse?
Ah ha ha.
272
00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,556
That is not a Jake word.
273
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:53,931
>> I know, Herr Mueller
used it in the last issue
274
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:56,941
of 'Fists of Flame'.
>> Use it in a sentence.
275
00:13:57,004 --> 00:14:01,174
>> "Captain Helsov, I find your
pedantic loquaciousness obtuse."
276
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:03,241
>> Do you understand
a word of that?
277
00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:05,210
>> No.
>> He's got you there.
278
00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:07,208
>> Don't take his side.
>> What's going on down there?
279
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,350
Put those blasters down.
280
00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:11,276
It's only a few minutes
before the monster destroys
281
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,591
whoever's in that cocoon.
>> Jake is the monster.
282
00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,593
>> No, I'm not.
It's Hayley.
283
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,515
Stockley >> Hayley!
Jake!
284
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,530
Stop fighting!
285
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:22,402
[blast, zing, zing]
286
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,972
[boom]
287
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,402
Stop it!
Both of you.
288
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,697
***
289
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:32,009
I'm the monster.
290
00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:37,608
Stockley >> Felix?
What are you saying?
291
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,847
>> I'm saying I think it's me.
292
00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,947
I'm the monster.
293
00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:44,452
>> Oh, hello, Danielle,
bad news.
294
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:46,487
Considering what happened at
the front row of last years
295
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,363
carnival, your application
for fire juggling club
296
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,418
has been denied.
297
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:52,360
I'll talk to you later,
Mother Stockley.
298
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,389
>> How was that possible?
299
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:56,431
>> Well, I had my opportunities.
300
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,426
Here's what probably happened.
301
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,968
***
302
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,971
This way, old man.
303
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:06,173
***
304
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,509
We had a bit of a
rough go, didn't we?
305
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:11,635
Hayley, let's take at
look at that shoulder.
306
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,681
>> Ah, would you, Felix?
307
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,216
Oh, I'd be ever so grateful.
308
00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:29,103
***
309
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:32,732
Ah, the pain is gone.
310
00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:35,499
Oh, Felix, you
truly are amazing.
311
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,574
>> You're awesome, buddy.
312
00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:46,346
>> Rather.
Remarkable, old man.
313
00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:48,623
[Stockley chuckles]
Felix >> Now, now.
314
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:51,551
Enough fooling about.
You two run along and clear
315
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,318
cell QB-11 while I stay here
and process the Versy.
316
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,617
Now, I'd like to get out of
here at a reasonable hour
317
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:59,329
to see all my girlfriends.
Jake >> Which ones, Felix?
318
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:04,102
Felix >> Oh, only
the Frrrrrench ones.
319
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:06,734
>> Eh, parle Francais
magnifique, Felix.
320
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,799
>> Ah, qui.
321
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:11,498
[giggles and laughs]
Jake >> What a great guy!
322
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:14,511
[chuckles]
>> Carry on, Stockley.
323
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:18,714
[Felix laughs]
324
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:20,678
***
325
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,717
[Versy giggles]
326
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:24,682
***
327
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:27,051
Well, well, well.
328
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,090
And then there were two...
329
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:31,056
>> May I just say
what an honor it is
330
00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:33,134
to have been captured by you.
331
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:35,463
>> My dear monster,
this was a team effort.
332
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:38,698
Although I see you've gleaned
from that much of work,
333
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:43,065
by necessity, sits
on my broad shoulders.
334
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:45,440
>> I see.
Is that the poisonous snake?
335
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,405
Felix >> What?
336
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,677
[Felix groans]
337
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:53,313
I'll get you for
this, rapscallion!
338
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:58,146
Well...played...old chap.
339
00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:00,148
>> You're completely deranged.
340
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:02,420
>> Nobody falls for those
"look over there" trick.
341
00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:04,589
>> It could happen.
And it wasn't "look over there".
342
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:07,087
It was "poisonous snake."
343
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,100
>> Do you want
to be the monster?
344
00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:11,526
>> No, but I do want the respect
of thinking that it's possible.
345
00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:13,498
>> You've lost your mind.
Hayley >> Which would help you,
346
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:15,536
wouldn't it, Jake?
347
00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:18,112
If Felix lost his mind, one
less Troop member to deal with
348
00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:20,835
and you are closer to escaping.
349
00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:23,577
Jake >> No, it wouldn't
help me, Hayley.
350
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,513
I'm going to need Felix
when it's finally time
351
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,908
to take you out.
352
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:30,680
>> You know what?
This isn't solving anything.
353
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,750
Because while we're fighting,
whoever's in that cocoon
354
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,919
is just that much
closer to being eaten.
355
00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:36,991
Jake >> We better figure
this out because Phoebe's
356
00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:39,994
looking for me right now.
If she starts asking around,
357
00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:42,027
we're all in trouble.
358
00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:47,299
***
359
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,637
[smash]
360
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,668
>> Okay, let's say the monster
shape-shifted into me
361
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,040
then started walking
towards the cell
362
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:58,013
pretending to be me
escorting the monster.
363
00:17:58,145 --> 00:18:00,145
>> Dude, it's impossible.
>> Dude, you just said "dude".
364
00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:02,147
He just said "dude,"
I heard him.
365
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:04,152
>> Enough.
I can't sit around here
366
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:06,147
waiting to be eaten anymore.
>> Hayley!
367
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,156
What are you doing?
Hayley >> I'm going to open
368
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,191
this thing and we're going to
find out exactly who's in it.
369
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,157
Jake >> You heard what
Mr. Stockley said.
370
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,162
If you hurt the cocoon, it could
be fatal to whoever's inside.
371
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:16,197
>> Well, if we
don't do something,
372
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,403
it could be too late
for all of us.
373
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,865
[blaster powers up]
>> Drop the blade, Hayley.
374
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,943
>> Drop the blaster, Jake.
375
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:27,637
>> Drop it.
Both of you.
376
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:37,178
***
377
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:39,087
>> I don't know what
she's doing, Felix,
378
00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:41,186
but this is a trick.
379
00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:43,258
The Versy is a very
smart monster.
380
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,756
How's your shoulder, Hayley?
381
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:48,425
>> It's fine.
>> It was the other shoulder.
382
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:51,055
>> No, was it?
383
00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:53,198
Felix! Stop!
384
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:55,103
Look, he's just trying
to confuse us, okay.
385
00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:57,202
He's the monster.
That's why he doesn't want us
386
00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:59,107
to open up the cocoon.
Blast him!
387
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,236
>> Don't listen to her.
This isn't the Hayley we know.
388
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,208
>> I don't know, Jake.
The Hayley we know
389
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:05,210
is pretty bossy.
>> Felix,
390
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:07,205
don't you listen to him.
>> You see.
391
00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:09,124
***
392
00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:13,646
[dryer whirs]
393
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:17,820
***
394
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:24,830
[beeps]
395
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:30,937
[rings]
396
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,873
>> Decide, Felix.
>> I can't.
397
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,869
>> Well, you have to.
398
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,841
Whoever is in that cocoon
is toast and we're next.
399
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:39,009
And that is not going to happen.
400
00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:41,048
[ring tone of Phoebe)
* I'm a dork, I'm a dork *
401
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:43,383
* I'm a dork, dork, dork *
>> Jake's phone!
402
00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:45,620
I knew it.
>> You're the monster.
403
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,785
[deep voice] >> Just open
the doors and let me out
404
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,764
or it's over for your friend.
>> Can't do it.
405
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:51,822
>> Surrender and
nobody will get hurt.
406
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,791
Stockley >> What's going on?
Why are you pointing
407
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,760
the blasters.
>> Jake is the monster.
408
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,828
>> Let me out and you'll
get your human friend back!
409
00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:00,397
>> Now see here, fellow, we
don't negotiate with monsters.
410
00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:02,397
You return to your
cell immediately.
411
00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:04,869
The doors remain closed.
Period.
412
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,867
[growl]
413
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:09,209
[zap, boom]
414
00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:11,306
[splat]
415
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:16,618
[Jake groans]
416
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:19,253
Felix >> Jake!
Hayley >> Are you okay?
417
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:21,819
>> I'm fine, but the
Versy's on the loose.
418
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,718
He shape-shifted
to look just like me.
419
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:25,760
Hayley and Felix,
check the cells.
420
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,825
New guy, you're with me.
421
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,764
Oh...
[growl]
422
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:35,539
***
423
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:43,075
***
424
00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:45,082
>> I can't tell
who's the real Jake.
425
00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:46,984
>> I have a six sense
for these things.
426
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,749
[grunts]
427
00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:52,686
I'm pretty sure that
guy's the monster.
428
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,752
>> Freeze, both of you.
429
00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,861
Take a step apart.
430
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:03,100
>> Now, I want you both
to do that mirror bit
431
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:05,062
where one's the reflection
of the other.
432
00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:07,131
Hayley >> How is
that going to help?
433
00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:09,139
>> It's not.
It's just really entertaining.
434
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:11,101
>> I'm Jake.
>> I'm Jake.
435
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:13,040
>> Which is which?
>> I don't know.
436
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,135
>> Shoot us both.
>> That's crazy.
437
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:17,977
>> I'm serious.
Him and me are too much alike.
438
00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:20,584
You can replace me, but if
this monster gets loose,
439
00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:22,577
we haven't done our job.
440
00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:24,879
[zap]
441
00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:34,058
[groan]
442
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,096
>> How did you know?
443
00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:38,062
>> He said "him and me."
It should be "he and I."
444
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,070
I corrected him once before.
445
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,172
The real Jake would have
known better than to make
446
00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:44,004
the same mistake twice.
>> Huh?
447
00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:46,143
>> Right?
448
00:21:46,205 --> 00:21:48,375
>> Ah, in the future,
let's avoid shooting me
449
00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:50,508
based on grammar.
450
00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:52,577
>> So what happened?
How did the Versy get you?
451
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,605
Jake >> Pretty easily.
452
00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:56,581
>> Excuse me, is that
a poisonous snake?
453
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,649
***
454
00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:01,648
[groan]
Jake >> No! No!
455
00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:03,691
He just flat out attacked me
456
00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:05,726
and sprayed this cocoon
stuff in my face.
457
00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:07,732
I got off a few good
punches though.
458
00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:09,734
They're a lot tougher
than they look.
459
00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:11,726
>> Well, it could have
happened to anyone.
460
00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:13,628
>> Exactly.
>> I'm just glad you're okay.
461
00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:16,640
[squish]
462
00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:18,673
That was a mistake.
463
00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:20,768
***
464
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,880
>> Well, I'm sorry I said all
those mean things about you
465
00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:25,142
while you were in the cocoon.
>> No worries.
466
00:22:25,211 --> 00:22:27,651
***
467
00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:30,424
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