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Jake >> You're going
to Sir Golf-A-Lots
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with Felix tomorrow, right?
Hayley >> Ah, I guess.
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I'm pretty slammed, but I don't
think I can keep saying no.
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>> Me too.
Sometimes I wish I was
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Knight Shield from issue 189
so I could just shift time
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and I've already done it.
>> This is reality, okay?
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Not some crazy
comic book fantasy.
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Now help me with the dimension
mites so we can tear a hole
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in the time/space fabric
and return these monsters
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back to their world.
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[poof of air]
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>> I would give you guys
a hand until Felix shows,
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but those monsters
kind of gross me out.
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>> This one's not so bad.
>> Ooo, Festering Gorn.
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It's constantly oozing
and eating its own pus.
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Fascinating cycle.
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[shrieks and chirps]
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>> I think I'm going
to wait in the front seat.
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Hayley >> If you do, be careful
of that Flying Eye Slicer.
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It keeps getting out
of its cage.
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>> I think I'm going
to wait by this tree.
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Jake >> So we spend all
this time tracking monsters,
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just to let them go?
>> We don't let them go, Jake.
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We're returning them back
to their own dimensions.
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Felix >> Sorry I'm late, guys.
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I was hanging out with a friend
and I forgot what time it was.
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Jake >> You know, Felix,
puppets and friends
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aren't the same things.
>> For your information, Jake,
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I broke up with most of
my puppets and when I said
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'friend' I was referring
to a human being this time.
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Stockley >> Ohhh!
>> What's wrong, Mr. Stockley?
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Stockley >> I just saw
a snake vomit up a rabbit.
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Nature's disgusting.
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I'm gonna wait
over by this rock.
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Hayley >> Well,
grab a cage, Felix.
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>> Should I take the
Andrusian Snot slug
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or the Scab-Crusted Gnarl?
[Stockley groans]
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The Gnarl.
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[cases clank]
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Hey, are you still up for some
Sir Golf-A-Lots tomorrow night?
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It's going to be a blast.
The best giant pretzels ever...
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>> Yeah, sure.
We haven't just
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hung out in a while.
Hayley >> Sounds great.
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***
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[mites buzz]
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***
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>> I love this job!
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***
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***
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***
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***
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***
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***
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***
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***
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>> Whoa, what's that?
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>> It's a paper mache
diorama of The Alamo.
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It's exact.
If you were four inches tall,
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you'd think you were
actually there. Ahh!
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Jake >> Seems like
a ton of work.
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>> Well, the assignment was
just to answer the questions
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at the end of the chapter but
I believe in 'show, don't tell.'
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[plunk]
Ahh! Watch it!
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These are my sample invitations
to Michelle's birthday party.
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>> Texting is a lot easier.
>> Sure, and why shower
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if you're just going
to get dirty again?
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>> I know, right?
>> Hey, guys.
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Bad news, I'm not
going to be able to...
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>> You know what
else saves time?
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Not washing the dishes until
you're ready to use them.
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Then you only clean
the ones you need.
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>> Oh, shoot!
This is your fault!
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It's ruined!
>> I didn't do it.
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Besides, it looks kind of cool.
Like graffiti.
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>> There is no graffiti
at the Alamo.
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Felix >> Guys,
this is important.
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I can't go miniature golfing.
I have a huge English paper due.
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>> It's fine.
I have to fix my Alamo anyway.
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Argh!
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Felix >> I'm sorry, Jake.
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I know you were looking forward
to a little Felix time.
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You know, time to reconnect and
really get to know each other.
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>> No, this is great.
See ya.
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[cart rattles]
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***
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>> They just don't understand,
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just how much work it takes.
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[blaster whirs and fires]
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>> What are you doing?
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Hayley >> Oh, just starting
over on my diorama.
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[blast]
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[weapon whirs to recharge]
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>> You seem to be wound up
a bit tight lately.
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Sometimes you just need
to relax, take a breath
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and reflect on whether or not
you're making the best choice.
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>> Okay.
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Yep.
Best choice.
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Ahem.
[weapon charges]
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>> Hayley, you've been running
yourself ragged lately.
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I am invoking Troop Order 172:
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"Check yourself before
you wreck yourself."
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>> 'Chillax Proviso'?
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Stockley >> You need
to clear your head.
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Go down to the boardwalk
and watch some ships sail in.
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Enjoy a fruit smoothie.
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Ah ah!
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Feed the ducks.
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>> Okay.
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Operation Disengage - engaged.
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[sizzles]
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[swords smack]
[grunts]
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[heavy breathing]
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>> I had no idea there was a
chapter of the Lakewood Society
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for Medieval Knights at school.
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I had to make my mom
drive two hours
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to find like-minded brethren.
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[swords smack]
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Gus >> Well drive
no more, my friend.
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For you have unearthed
a club of two.
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[clanks]
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[heavy breaths]
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>> Well, that's over double the
membership of my usual clubs.
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***
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Ahhh!
Jake >> Hayley.
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Hayley >> This better
be important, Jake.
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I'm trying to relax here.
Anastasia, could you turn that
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30 minute massage into 15?
Thanks.
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Jake >> Hayley,
Felix lied to us.
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He doesn't have English paper.
He's hanging out with Gus,
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that kid who tried
to destroy us.
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>> Are you spying on him?
>> No.
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Well, yes.
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I was riding home and then
I heard sword-fighting.
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>> Sorry, Jake, can't help ya.
I'm on a 172.
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>> Ooh, Stockley hit you
with a 'Chillax Proviso'?
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Harsh.
>> I know, right?
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I'm relaxing my head off.
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Faster, Anastasia.
Come on, faster!
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Don't worry about Gus.
We snarked him.
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He won't remember a thing.
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[grunts]
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Jake >> Yeah, you're
probably right.
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Hayley >> Hm, maybe you're
just a little bit jealous
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that Felix ditched you to
hang out with his new friend.
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>> I'm not jealous.
[watchcom beeps off]
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Hayley?
Hayley...?
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[grunts]
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[swords smack]
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>> I spend so much time
practicing with fake
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light sabers, I forgot
how to use fake swords.
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***
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>> Don't be so hard on yourself.
You're doing well.
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>> Thank you.
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[groans and smacks of swords]
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>> Or shall I say,
"Well served!"
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Join my fiefdom, Felix, and you
and I shall be like brothers.
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>> You honor me, Augustus.
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>> I'm going to grab
a water, you want one?
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[Felix coughs]
>> Yeah, thanks.
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Hey, that was a
really awesome move.
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How did you do that?
>> Oh, just keep practicing.
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You'll get the hang of it.
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Hey, ah, are you sure
your friends weren't mad
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about you bailing
on miniature golf?
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Felix >> Nah.
No one seemed to care.
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Actually, they seemed
kind of relieved.
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They're kind of busy
with their own stuff.
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>> Well, friend, I promise you,
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I will always make time
for a fellow knight.
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>> Tally ho!
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>> Whoa, that's 19th
century fox hunting.
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>> Zounds?
>> There you go!
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Felix >> Could you open
this for me, please?
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Gus >> Right.
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***
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[computer beeps]
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[door opening]
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Stockley >> What are
you doing here?
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>> All done.
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I've finished mine,
this one's for you.
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Went to the boardwalk.
Check.
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Saw eight ships come in:
five pleasure crafts,
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two commercial fishing vessels
and one of Liberian registry.
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Check.
Fed the ducks.
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Oh, here.
[quacks]
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I found this monster
hiding among the ducks.
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I'll lock it up in a minute.
[quacks]
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>> I believe this
may be a real duck.
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Albeit with some
molting problems.
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You need to relax.
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>> I did every stinking
thing on this list.
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That must mean
I'm relaxed, right?
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>> Stressed out people have
a tendency to make mistakes.
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>> That's ridiculous.
I don't make mistakes.
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[quacks]
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>> You're taking
the day off tomorrow.
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No school, no Troop, no nothing.
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You have to completely veg out
or I'm taking your badge.
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>> This is so unfair,
Mr. Stockley.
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Stockley >> It's for
your own good.
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Life is filled with hardships.
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Thanks for the smoothie!
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Mmm, papaya.
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[quack]
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[murmur of students]
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[Felix gasps]
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>> Hey, Jake.
>> So, how did your paper go?
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>> Paper?
Oh, yeah, the big paper.
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Great, I was working on
it until late last night.
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Ha ha.
>> Huh?
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What's it about?
>> The paper?
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Ah, it was about the Vikings
and their relation to...
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the nucleus in Dickens.
I gotta go turn it in now.
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[Jake snickers]
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>> You're lying.
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I saw you with Gus yesterday.
>> He goes by Augustus.
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Am I not allowed
to have other friends?
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>> Friends that try
to exterminate us?
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Felix >> He was under the
influence of another monster
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and we had to snark
him back to normal.
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He didn't even know he did it.
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He's really a nice guy
once you get to know him.
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>> I'm just saying, we saw
his true colors - be careful.
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>> I know what this is.
Say no more.
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I already put you up for
membership in the Lakewood
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Society for Medieval Knights.
Good news is,
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I'm vice president.
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[school bell rings]
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>> Thanks.
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[security system beeps]
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Stockley >> Freeze!
Jake >> Whoa!
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>> Sorry.
>> What happened?
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>> Someone broke in.
>> Is anything missing?
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>> Just one thing,
the dimension mites.
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Someone's planning on
bringing over some monsters.
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***
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***
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>> Whoever broke in bypassed
all security measures.
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Security cameras are down.
Key card access codes
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are scrambled.
>> Can you fix it?
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>> I think so.
It'll take some time.
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I'm most worried about those
missing dimension mites though.
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>> Me too.
Now they can bring over monsters
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from the other world
anytime they want.
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>> Exactly.
Take us to MonsterCon Two.
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I've got to contact
International.
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[computer beeps]
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[clicks on keyboard]
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00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:15,966
>> Have you seen Felix today?
>> Not yet.
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[computer beeps]
>> What's going on, guys?
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I was in the middle
of redecorating my room.
252
00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:23,114
What do you think?
And monitoring TroopGrid
253
00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,646
and I noticed that we just
moved up to MonsterCon Two.
254
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:27,822
>> Didn't I tell you
to stay home and relax?
255
00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:29,818
>> Monsters relax me!
Stockley >> Get into that
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00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:32,593
relaxation kit that I gave you.
That's an order.
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00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:34,592
>> Ahh...
[computer beeps off]
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00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:38,934
>> Wait a minute,
she gets out of school?
259
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,432
That's not right.
I feel I'm being unfairly
260
00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,664
punished for not taking
my school work seriously.
261
00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,730
[school bell rings]
262
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I don't even know
what that means.
263
00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:49,735
>> Get to class, Jake.
264
00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:51,697
We can't do anything
until I repair the files.
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00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:54,239
>> There's something I can do.
266
00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,846
[sigh]
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00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,394
[sniff]
>> Tried it.
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00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:13,694
Done it.
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00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,761
Want it.
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00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:17,873
All right.
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00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:27,472
"Find Your Happy Place
with Mr. Stockley."
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00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:30,140
All right, Mr. Stockley...
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00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,110
see what you can do.
Stockley's voice >> If you
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00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:37,249
are listening to this,
you need to...relax.
275
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:40,520
So get comfortable on the floor.
276
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:44,657
Put you feet up and
lie back on a pillow.
277
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:52,534
And now, just listen to the
soothing sounds of the ocean.
278
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:57,269
Whisssh!
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00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:00,137
Whooosh!
280
00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:04,707
[Stockley making seagull calls]
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00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:13,315
***
282
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,460
>> Why don't you hang back?
283
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,662
>> My, my next class is at
the other end of the school.
284
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:19,934
I don't want to be late.
>> Give 'em to me.
285
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,960
>> What are you talking about?
>> You know
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00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,929
what I'm talking about.
Give them to me, Gus.
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00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:27,367
>> It's Augustus.
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Okay.
Fine.
289
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:31,339
I didn't think
anyone would notice.
290
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:34,674
I paid for one bag and when two
fell out of the vending machine,
291
00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:36,711
I though, "Hey, free chips."
292
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,776
>> You know that's not
what I'm talking about.
293
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:40,805
>> If you're going to de-pants
me, just go ahead and do it.
294
00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:42,648
I'm used to bullies like you.
Felix >> Hey, Jake.
295
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,775
What are you doing?
296
00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:46,721
>> Just trying to get back
something your friend here
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00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:48,816
stole from headquarters.
Gus >> What could you steal
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00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:51,756
from Mime headquarters?
Invisible rope and boxes?
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00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:54,434
[Felix laughs]
300
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:56,864
>> Oh, come on.
He got you, Jake.
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00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:58,974
Let me talk to him for a minute.
302
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:02,399
>> Careful with this one, Felix.
He's not Knight Society quality.
303
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,237
>> Felix, Gus has
been using you.
304
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,239
Don't you think it's weird that
right after the two of you
305
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:13,211
started hanging out someone
broke into headquarters?
306
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,420
>> It wasn't him.
I know it.
307
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:18,992
>> Why? Because he's pretending
to be your friend.
308
00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:20,986
Well...
309
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:23,024
>> Why does he have
to be pretending?
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>> You know...
Felix >> Oh, I see.
311
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:27,362
Nobody wants to be my friend.
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00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,427
>> That's not what I meant.
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00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,434
I'm sorry!
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00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:41,006
***
>> Keep your head between
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00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:43,484
your upper arms and
don't let it hang.
316
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:48,023
Now, hold this position
for five more minutes.
317
00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:49,918
***
And breathe...
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00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:52,887
>> You have got
to be kidding me.
319
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:55,460
Stockley >> You're probably
out there right now saying
320
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:58,032
"You have got to be kidding me."
321
00:15:58,025 --> 00:16:00,825
[heavy breaths]
I need something boring.
322
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:06,030
Girl on TV >> Howard, I like,
totally love you.
323
00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:08,139
>> Ah, perfect.
324
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,141
Boy on TV >> I love
you too, dude.
325
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:12,043
It's like we're destined for
each other in junk, I mean,
326
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:14,135
I totally want to get with you.
327
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:16,107
Girl on TV >> I know.
I know.
328
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,146
But what about Steve?
He's only your best bro'.
329
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:21,911
>> Ah, your best bro'.
Bro' code, uh-uh.
330
00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:29,389
***
331
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:32,886
Gus >> Trust and openness,
that's always been my motto.
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00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:35,659
That and never shop for
groceries when you're hungry.
333
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:38,068
But mostly, trust and openness.
334
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:40,398
Unfortunately, not
everyone agrees.
335
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,567
>> Exactly.
I apologize for Jake.
336
00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:44,565
He might be a little jealous.
337
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:47,767
He's really usually a good...
338
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:52,249
...guy.
339
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,212
>> Well, I will say this,
[door slams]
340
00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:56,251
he is brighter than he looks.
341
00:16:56,316 --> 00:17:01,186
***
342
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:03,194
Cause he's right.
[mites buzz]
343
00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:07,186
>> This room.
Look how you live.
344
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,860
You've gone mad.
>> Mad!
345
00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:11,899
Oh, perhaps, yeah.
346
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:13,934
But I also have a terrible maid.
She worked in the family
347
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,870
forever but it's been
coasting for years.
348
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:17,795
>> Augustus, you don't
know what you have there.
349
00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:19,874
Those are very dangerous.
350
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,909
>> Oh, I'm well aware
of what they do.
351
00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:24,014
Felix >> If you open that lid, I
am totally quitting your chapter
352
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:25,911
of the Lakewood Society
for Medieval Knights!
353
00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:31,024
[zaps]
[whoosh]
354
00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:34,188
Gus >> The Troop fails to
comprehend their full potential.
355
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:36,224
Why use the mites
to send back monsters,
356
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,159
when it's so much
more fun...
357
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:41,325
[growl]
358
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,404
...to bring monsters over here?
359
00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:48,573
[Felix screams]
[zaps]
360
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:53,935
***
361
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:55,936
One down.
Two to go.
362
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:59,208
[whistles]
363
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:06,052
***
364
00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:08,223
Jake >> Hey, Phoebe.
>> Dinner's almost ready.
365
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:10,458
Mom wants to know if
your friend's staying.
366
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,933
>> Who, Felix?
>> I didn't see him.
367
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:15,502
He's hanging out in your room.
>> Thanks, Phoebe.
368
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:20,374
Felix, I'm so sorry
about what I...said.
369
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,440
What are you doing here?
370
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:25,172
>> You should never
apologies, Jake.
371
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:28,735
[zaps]
[whoosh]
372
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:31,178
It's a sign of weakness.
373
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,981
[growl]
374
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:36,576
***
375
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:39,349
[snarl]
376
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,791
>> Well, I don't understand
how Gus got the key card.
377
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:45,726
Felix >> I think I might
have an idea.
378
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,832
I'm really sorry
about this, guys.
379
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:49,804
Lucky for us, Augustus
doesn't know his monsters.
380
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:52,202
The creature he pulled
was actually a Huggie Bear.
381
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:56,265
It loves to tickle.
I actually almost peed myself.
382
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:58,306
Any word from Jake?
>> Not yet.
383
00:18:58,371 --> 00:19:00,371
***
384
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,480
Girl on TV >> How can I
even trust you, Howard?
385
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,442
You're hitting on my sister.
>> It's not his fault!
386
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:06,451
Your sister's totally gross!
[watchcom beeps]
387
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,453
Felix >> Hayley, I'm on
my way to Jake's house.
388
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:10,475
Meet me there now!
Girl on TV >> I've made
389
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,490
my decision, the guy
I'm taking to the prom is...
390
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,352
Felix >> Hayley, I need you to
go to Jake's house immediately.
391
00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:16,321
>> Fine!
392
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:18,759
I can't even watch a soap opera.
393
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,955
That's my life for you.
394
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:24,227
[crash]
395
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:26,234
[snarls]
396
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,236
Gus >> You don't understand
397
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:30,241
the power that you have.
398
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:32,310
[snarl]
399
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:34,242
We can use the monsters
to control the world!
400
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:36,237
>> You think you
can control them?
401
00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:38,253
>> Enough to destroy you.
402
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:43,078
[snarls]
403
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:49,719
[Jake gasps]
[monster snarls]
404
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:53,259
[snap, snap, snap]
405
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:55,363
[rustle at door]
406
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:58,368
Gus >> Wait, you're alive!
>> Glad to disappoint you.
407
00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:02,537
[snarls]
408
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,502
[crunching]
[shrieks]
409
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:09,781
***
410
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:17,122
[whoosh]
411
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:22,256
[monster snarls]
412
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:27,962
***
413
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:30,197
[thump]
[monster screams]
414
00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:32,973
[whoosh]
415
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:35,232
>> No!
416
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,740
You've ruined everything!
417
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:41,636
>> You've done that
to yourself, Gus.
418
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,741
>> It's Augustus!
419
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:45,980
How many times do I
have to tell you that?
420
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:49,115
>> Make it easier on yourself
and put the club down.
421
00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:51,621
Gus >> Oh, go ahead.
Snark me.
422
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,594
It won't matter.
I've let myself notes
423
00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:55,593
and video messages
all reminding me
424
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,685
of what you people do.
425
00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,657
All instructing me
to destroy you.
426
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:10,437
***
427
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:16,613
>> He always talked too much.
>> How did you do that?
428
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:19,346
>> I kept practicing.
[smack]
429
00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:21,606
>> You've got to
teach me that move.
430
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,984
>> Eee...
431
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:29,590
***
432
00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:32,426
>> So, I see that
stuff I sent over
433
00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:34,592
really helped you to relax, huh?
434
00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:36,631
>> Actually, I think it was
taking down the monsters
435
00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:38,596
that did the trick.
That other stuff,
436
00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:42,435
ha, that was the real stresser.
>> Ha ha, right.
437
00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:44,442
Felix, don't forget
to change the key card
438
00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:47,114
encryption codes too, okay?
>> Already done.
439
00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:51,181
>> Really?
>> I thought if we got out early
440
00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:53,113
we could catch
a movie or something.
441
00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:55,919
>> I'd love to.
442
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:59,222
>> So, Mr. Stockley,
whatever happened to Gus?
443
00:21:59,285 --> 00:22:02,385
>> Well, due to the sensitive
nature of his infiltration into
444
00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:06,262
The Troop, International had to
step in and...clear things up.
445
00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:08,563
>> How'd they do that?
446
00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:10,728
>> They have their ways.
447
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:16,295
>> I'm telling the truth.
There really are monsters.
448
00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:19,043
It's just no one ever knows
because of The Troop.
449
00:22:19,105 --> 00:22:21,965
They hide the monsters
everywhere.
450
00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:24,011
The Troop is real!
451
00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:26,006
The monsters are real!
452
00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:28,008
I've seen them.
453
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,080
I've seen them before.
454
00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:31,979
I can control them.
I can control them!
455
00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,991
They can be our friends!
456
00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:36,423
They can help control the world!
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