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[distant birds chirp]

[beeps and blips from telescope]

>> Do you see anything? Jake >> No.

Carp, mattress, monster, inner tube...

Hayley >> Wait, did you say monster?

>> I think so. [beeps from telescope]

The Borlak! We've got it.

Lock and load. [weapon clicks]

Fire! [boom]

Stop fire! Stop! >> I...

Felix >> What the...?

>> Ooops.

[splashes] [Felix gasps]

It's gotta be out there somewhere.

>> Yeah, well don't be so sure.

The Borlak has never been caught.

And those who try, live to regret it.

>> It's never been caught because it's never met us.

We've got the best record this year, worldwide.

>> Twenty-three disposals, 12 rehabs, and one non-capture.

>> It was either let Felix get eaten or let the monster escape.

That's not an easy choice.

>> How's that a choice at all?

[Aqua-lure beeps]

>> There!

Felix, get out! Come on, hurry up!

Jake >> Hurry. Felix!

Hayley >> Felix, get out of the water!

Come on, hurry up! Jake >> Come on, faster.

It's right behind you! Hayley >> Come on! Hurry up!

Felix, come on.Faster! Please, hurry up.!

[boom]

Felix >> That was a close one but I think we got it.

[snarls]

[fizzles]

[fizzles]

Hayley >> If either of you think about turning around,

you'll be evaporated.

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Brandenberg >> ...and as though they are a very young team,

they're very dedicated and I expect you to treat J-Troop

as you would treat your own.

>> The J-Troop will get our full cooperation

and whatever they need. Brandenberg >> Good.

Brandenberg, out. >> Stockley, out.

Stockley, out.

Sir?

>> I don't know how to hang up.

Klaus! Help me shut this thing off.

I hate this machine.

Stockley >> So, where do we begin?

Great start.

[shouts in Japanese] Let get 'em.

>> Hi-yaa!

[smacks] Yaa!

Stockley >> Stop! That's The Troop.

[speaks Japanese]

[speaking Japanese]

Stockley >> Jake, Hayley, meet Yuki and Keiko.

>> Nice moves.

Jake >> Yeah, interesting greeting.

I'm more of a handshake - fist pump type of guy.

>> And Akira, apparently International has taken notice

of your record. They brought J-Troop in

to observe your technique.

I'll let you get acquainted.

>> You know, it's really all about the team.

Akira, my good man, when I run into trouble fighting monsters,

I always try to remember one thing:

A.B.A. - Always Be Awesome.

Also, A.L.C. - Always Look Cool.

So two things: A.B.A. and A.L.C. Simple.

Well, there's also, B.L.L.B. but I forget what that means.

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>> Felix! >> That's not my name.

[squeals of excitement]

Mr. Felix, it is an honor to meet you.

>> Guess it's true what they say.

Ladies love vests. [girls giggle]

Do I know you? >> We are Yuki

and Keiko from J-Troop.

Keiko >> You are the hero of Troops all over Japan.

We have followed your exploits and many fascinating inventions.

Felix is the bomb! [giggles]

And the bomb you invented, is also the bomb.

[giggles]

>> Oh!

>> My pulsating gel vaporizer.

An amusing little weapon. Gosh, that takes me back.

>> Oh, would you honor us with your autograph?

>> I'll tell you what, how about I show you the prototype.

>> Ooh! >> Aah!

Felix >> Come on!

[girls gasp in excitement]

Akira >> I don't really believe they existed.

Just a legend.

>> Oh, the Lakewood Troop is real, my friend.

We put our pants on one leg at a time -

be it regular pants or rubber pants or whatever.

>> Yeah, he ah, meant the Borlak.

Your English is excellent by the way.

>> Thank you. All J-Troop members

are required to know at least two languages.

>> Well, I can turn my eyelids inside out and look all crazy.

So, you know, not a competition.

>> Well, let's see if we can find the Borlak.

Now, it just went back under water but it has to come onto

land to feed so we're going to see it soon enough.

>> Okay, well, keep us posted.

In the meantime, maybe I can show Akira around.

>> Perhaps I can just train with you.

>> Do you know Ju-Jitsu?

>> Yes, of course.

>> So was it easy saving all these fools

from a Mongolian Death Worm? [chuckles]

You bet it was...n't.

>> Ah, is that why they avert their eyes

and pretend not to notice you?

>> Because your brightness is like that of the sun?

>> Well, probably. Scott >> All right,

so why don't you introduce me to your friends, Felix?

>> Oh, think they can introduce themselves, Scotty-boy.

Right, ladies?

>> I'm Yuki. >> I'm Keiko.

>> I thought you were going to hit him.

>> Oh, the only one who does any kind of hitting around here

is me. And your face.

And the floor.

You see, once I move you into your new home,

I'm going to show the girls around.

Felix >> Arhh! [bang]

[girls snap fingers]

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>> A little help?

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[whack]

[whop whop] [swoosh swoosh]

[swooshes]

[swoosh swoosh] [smacks]

>> Do you always work this hard?

>> Only when I'm trying to impress someone.

>> If you're so good at pushing girls around,

why don't you try pushing me?

I mean...

we found the Borlak.

Stockley >> And that yellow light, that's our Borlak.

Jake >> What are all the blue lights?

>> I think they're donut shops. >> I don't think so.

[click click click]

>> Capturing the Borlak would bring great honor

to the J-Troop.

>> It's almost as good an honor to watch us capture it.

When we're done, I'll let you take a picture of us.

>> Let's suit up.

And may I suggest two layers of cloths for this one.

Hey, check this out.

[fingers snap]

Hewww!

We just came up with that in the elevator.

>> What is your plan? >> To take down the Borlak.

>> I know, but how?

>> You get in its way and throw a net on it.

>> I mean strategy, attack points,

like a written battle plan. >> Ah, you're right.

>> "Throw a net on it."

>> Great. Ready to go.

[Aqua-lure beeps]

Jake >> There it is.

Now let's show J-Troop what makes us number one.

>> Awesome! Is Akira watching?

Jake >> I don't trust that guy.

No guy is that together unless he's up to no good.

Hayley >> Wow, Felix, they love you.

>> I know, it's terrifying. Let's get us a Borlak.

>> Here it comes.

[bubbling]

Now, when it pokes its head out of the water,

you stun it with the Circuitron, I'll shoot it with the net

launcher and Felix, use the grappling hook to reel it in.

>> What if it doesn't poke its head out of the water?

>> Then we'll switch to Plan B. >> What's Plan B?

[Borlak gurgles]

[splashing]

>> Oooh!

[gasps]

>> Can I get that picture now?

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Hayley >> So thanks for humiliating us

in front of our Japanese guests.

>> Sorry I embarrassed you in front of your boyfriend.

Hayley >> He's not my boyfriend.

Why, did he say something? >> Quiet!

>> Obviously your mission has been a huge disappointment.

I know I'm smiling, but that's just the donut.

Jake >> It's okay. We know what we did wrong,

we'll show J-Troop how to do it tomorrow.

Akira >> Wrong. Tomorrow we will teach you.

>> Teach us? I though you were here to observe.

>> Right, that's what you supposed to think.

But the truth is International asked us to come monitor

your reckless style. >> What are you talking about?

We're 23-12 and one. >> Yeah, and that one

was only because it was going to eat Felix.

>> You've obviously gotten lucky.

Your lack of discipline and order has prevented you

from reaching a higher level.

And now that I've seen what you can not do,

I realize I have much work before me.

Let us prepare.

>> Hello, ladies.

Felix is here and you're welcome.

Tell me what I already know. I am looking good.

Well, look alive ladies.

These books aren't going to carry themselves.

Unless I invent a way for that to happen.

Which, as you know, I could do.

They can't help loving me.

>> Looks like your bodyguards had just about enough of you.

Akira >> ...and if we follow this plan,

we can't fail to achieve success.

Precision, intelligence and planning.

>> But what if it turns on you? >> It won't be able to.

We will have it triangulated between the three of us.

It won't have anywhere to go.

>> Are you sure? >> Of course, I'm sure.

I've take every variable into consideration.

To allow room for improvisation is to allow room for error.

Jake >> Oh, really? Some things you can't plan on...

like this... Arghh!

[slap] Ahh! Okay, fine,

we'll do it your way. Ow!

So what's our job?

Akira >> Your job is to stay out of our way.

Felix >> Hey, guys, wait up.

Don't worry, I'm fine.

But the important thing is, as my underwear started to rip,

I realized something else was tearing...

the bonds of our friendship.

I mean, what happed to us, huh?

>> Felix, we apologize. >> Oh, thank you.

Keiko >> We made you our hero and we did not really know you.

Yuki >> It was impossible for you to live up

to our expectations. We should have seen you

for what you are... >> Okay, that's enough.

>> ...gifted in some ways, weak and conceited in others.

>> Apology accepted.

Now can you get back to worshipping me?

Yuki? Yu...

Keiko?

>> What are they doing?

What are they getting out of that?

Akira >> We are meditating, not asleep.

We can still hear you.

Ready.

>> Nice.

>> We have it dead-ended around the corner.

We'll keep it contained using the sonar bollas.

Yuki, to the left. Keiko, to the right.

No way the Borlak can get out.

>> Ah, what about the spray.

>> We have coated our cloths with an anti-Borlak solution.

Jake >> They have that?

>> Yes, it's simple mosquito repellant.

Felix >> I should have thought of that.

>> Goggles. Move out!

What?

>> Dude, it's burned into the Lakewood City Planner's office.

[Borlak growls]

[smashing]

[growl]

[screams]

[snarl]

[deep growls]

Felix >> Oh, he crushed my dentist's office.

Now it's personal.

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Akira >> There's no record of the Borlak's acids

being able to go through cement. >> You always have to make room

for the unexpected. Akira >> If we had all the

facts, the monster's behaviour would not have been unexpected.

When was the last time you updated the monster database?

>> It's up to date but monsters are always evolving.

We didn't know it could melt cement either.

>> Maybe you knew and you just didn't tell us.

>> Are you accusing us of sabotage?

>> No, that would require a plan.

Felix >> Jake! Stockley >> Stop it!

All of you. You need to spend more time

finding the Borlak and less time fighting each other.

>> Mr. Stockley, they just accused us...

>> I don't want to hear all this bickering, Jake.

Now the truth is, there's plenty of blame to go around.

That's why International has decided to call in...

the Dutch Troop.

>> Not the Dutch! Felix >> Aaaah!

>> They are a vicious people.

>> We need to get the Borlak.

>> We can do it. Just give us another chance.

>> You are relived of your assignment - all of you.

The J-Troop's plane leaves tomorrow.

And we'll see about the re-assignment

of the Lakewood Troop.

Felix >> I can't believe you guy are leaving.

It's tough on all of us, huh? [slam]

Well, I guess since you guys are packing,

I guess you're too busy to give me a hug?

Like in the hallway, where people could see?

Or...even in here. I mean,

it's not like we have to take a picture of it or anything.

I mean, unless you want to.

>> How can they just re-assign us?

>> Our job is to capture monsters.

If we can't do it, maybe we should be re-assigned.

Jake >> We would have had a shot at it if those arrogant jerks

at J-Troop hadn't gotten involved.

>> They failed too. >> They didn't act like it.

>> It is now time for us to say our good-byes.

Even though we came here as teachers,

I feel as though we still have much to learn from each other.

>> Thanks.

For what it's worth, we learned some stuff too.

Akira >> And Hayley, I've never met anyone quite like you.

>> Thank you.

>> I'd be honored to fight along side you one day.

>> Too bad we won't get that chance.

>> I know, I can't believe that the Borlak

is going to be caught by somebody else.

>> I feel as though we would have had a better chance

if we combine our skills. If only we could do it again.

>> I'm in. Hayley >> Ah, no.

We'll all get bounced out of the Troop.

We've all been told we're off the Borlak case.

Jake >> What are they going to do, fire us twice?

Come on, Akira.

I know you don't want to go home without catching this thing.

>> Hah, rules sometimes need to be broken.

>> Awesome.

Now all we have to do is get Felix on board.

>> Hey, guys, hear me out. >> We're going after the Borlak.

>> I think we should go after the Borlak.

>> I just said that. >> And I said hear me out first.

I think I found a way to use the Borlak's acid against itself.

Akira >> Excuse me, English is not my first language,

but that sentence seems really awkward.

>> I loaded the gel vaporizer with a chemical that reacts

with the acid creating an asphyxiating cloud.

I think we can knock this thing out.

[girls squeal with excitement]

>> Let's carve this turkey! Ha ha!

Ah, let's do this thing! Ha, come on!

Felix >> Jake and Akira will lure the Borlak to the shore

forcing it towards Hayley and Keiko over here.

Akira >> Where they will capture it using our restraining device.

>> Exactly. And Yuki and I will knock it out

with the gel vaporizer.

Jake >> Now, let's do this! >> Wait.

Goggles up.

>> Now let's do this.

How about a thumbs-up, everyone?

[aqua-lure beeps]

[water gurgles] Akira >> We have it.

Jake >> It's coming your way. [gurgles]

>> If this thing sprays us with the same acid that

he went through the wall with, we probably won't make it.

>> I am not afraid. >> Me either.

But if I don't make it, will you tell Akira I think he's cute?

>> Yes.

And will you do the same with Felix?

>> That he's cute? >> Uh-ha.

>> You know, I don't think that means what you think it means.

Felix >> This could actually work.

>> Of course it will, Felix. You are the best.

>> Thanks.

[Borlak gurgles] >> Oh!

[Borlak growls]

[Borlak roars]

[Borlak growls]

Akira >> Yes, we have caught the elusive Borlak.

>> Dude, that was awesome. Good work.

Hayley >> Let's hurry and blast this thing

before it puts a hole in the restrainer.

>> Open it a little so I can fire.

[Borlak growls]

Felix >> Got it!

[Borlak's growl subsides]

Ah ha ha!

[fizzles]

[all gasp and scream]

>> It was great to work with you, Akira.

If you ever need help in Japan, give us a call.

>> I've already invited Hayley to come visit us.

>> Oh, well. Great, I guess.

>> We'll all go over together.

>> What is going on?

>> Hey, Mr. Stockley, the funniest thing...

[fingers snap] [footsteps]

Felix >> ...thing has happened. [mumbles]

Oh, the Dutch! [thump]