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Frank C'mon, c'mon!
Run after it, you lazy bum.
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Whatta ya doin'?
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Stupid blockheads,
you had this game.
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Janitorial.
No, Principal Nuss,
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that spill's gonna take a few
more hours to clean up.
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Hey, I'm really sorry about
all this extra overtime
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I'm racking up, but believe me
I'm working my butt off.
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Okay.
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Ah, come on!
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Come on!
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Ahh!
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Ahhhh!
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and I found out that Vincentio
is younger than Kyle
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who plays his own son.
Ha ha ha.
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But, that's the
magic of theatre.
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As you'll see, assuming
you've purchased your tickets
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to my show tomorrow.
And if you haven't,
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as the star of the show,
I have set tickets aside.
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Darn.
Jake Pay up, dude.
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Seven minutes,
forty-three seconds.
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Told you she couldn't go
ten minutes without saying
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she was the "star
of the school play".
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Hayley This play is
really important to me.
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One of the biggest nights of
my life and you're betting on is
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disrespectful and unsupportive.
Stockley People, we still
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have a monster running
around Lakewood High.
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Let's stay focused
on what's important.
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Jake I've got it!
I'll ask Claudia to go
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to the school play with me.
Darn!
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Hayley Nine minutes,
twenty-two seconds.
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Pay up.
Dude, I can't believe
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you guys were betting on me.
Felix Seriously?
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You've spent the past five days
talking about how you're going
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to ask this girl out
and you never do.
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Hayley Yeah, it's
kind of annoying.
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Or, as my character in
the 'Taming of The Shrew'
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by William Shakespeare
would say, "most vexing."
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Dude, I've been into Claudia
Forlani since kindergarten.
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Why don't you just
ask her out, already?
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I did.
In the first grade.
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But I had a booger on
my chin and she said no.
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To this day, I claim
that wasn't mine.
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And ever since then she's
always had a boyfriend.
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She's available now but when she
gets her braces off next week,
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she's senior bait for sure.
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You know when she's
getting her braces off?
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I overheard her
talking to her friends
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when I happened to be
hiding in the bushes.
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We've all been there, right?
Felix Eh, uh, eep.
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Okay, people.
Don't be late for homeroom,
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we'll clean this up later.
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I'll tell maintenance that
the toilets are flooding here.
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That usually keeps
them away for hours.
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In the meantime, if you need me,
I'll be in the cafeteria
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waiting on the lemon squares.
Ah ha ha!
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Lemon squares!
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Thirteen minutes
and seven seconds.
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He actually made it
past ten minutes.
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Pay up, losers.
Oh, thank you.
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Hey, Claudia.
Hi, Jake.
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I need to ask you something.
Go ahead.
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Jake Okay.
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Can I ask you
something at lunch?
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You're asking me now if you
can ask me something at lunch?
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I guess.
Well, okay.
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Yes!
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Hayley Hey, Etienne.
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Why weren't you at
rehearsal yesterday?
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The only moments in that play
worth rehearsing is our kiss.
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Which I willing
to rehearse anytime.
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You are totally gross.
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Okay, I don't get many kisses
in regular life but I've managed
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to get a kiss is every single
play I've ever been in.
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Kind of my thing.
When I was Tony, I kissed Maria.
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When I was Captain Von
Trapp, I kissed Maria.
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And it wasn't easy, but
I managed to work a kiss
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into 'Twelve Angry Men'.
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And now fate has chosen you,
Hayley, to be my next kiss.
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Catch you at rehearsal.
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Felix I've narrowed it
down to three suspects:
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an Australian Elephant Bat,
a Gelatinous Cube Monster,
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or a Slithering Fanged Bantoo.
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Most other monsters would
eat their cloths and boots.
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Dude, just point me to the
monster and I'll take it down.
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Puh-lease, I made the last
three captures this month.
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Which is pretty good considering
how much rehearsal I've had.
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Jake Since you're
such a good actor,
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can you act like someone who's
not so impressed with herself!
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Hayley Oh, I am
so sick of you...
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Hey guys, I think...
Hold on, Felix.
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Hayley was just about to bore
us with more theatre talk.
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Felix But...
No! I totally want to hear
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more about the fascinating saga
of your booger-crossed love
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of Claudia Forlani!
Seriously...
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For your information, I
asked her IF I could ask her...
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Felix Guys!
It's a Cube Monster!
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Right, right there!
Run!
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Felix No!
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Ohh!
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Ahh!
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Felix You all right?
Hayley, are you hurt?
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Huh? Why you
calling me Hayley?
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I'm Jake.
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Why did the monster
paint my finger nails?
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Ha ha.
Hey...
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why do I smell so good?
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If you're Jake, then...
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Hayley?
Is that you?
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Like who else would it be?
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of water, and as we all know,
salt is a natural enemy
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to any water-based life forms...
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Enough!
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All this bickering is putting
me off my lemon square.
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Oh, who am I kidding?
Lemon square,
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I can not resist you.
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I think I surprised the Cube
before it digested Jake
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and Hayley, and when
it spit them back out,
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it somehow switched
their personalities.
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Let me print out everything
we've got on gelatinous cubes.
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Felix Mr...ah.
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"Gelatinous Cube Monster
- Cube-shape,
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consistency of gelatin."
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That's it?
I know,
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what an opportunity to fill in
the gaps of our knowledge.
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Let's talk about what
everyone is really thinking.
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How are we ever going to figure
out a way to switch back
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before my date to ask
Claudia out on a date?
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Hayley I was thinking more
about how I can change back
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before you ruin my play.
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I can't believe you people
can be so myopic when there are
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such beautiful lemon squares
sitting right in front of you.
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Ahh.
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The Cube isn't something
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we've seen much for
the last 500 years.
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Maybe there's something about
were fighting in there.
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The Grimoire.
This is the best day of my life.
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Hayley I've never
been so sweaty.
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Do boys always sweat like this?
Jake You're complaining.
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I've got these weird
straps digging in me,
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things stabbing my ears, and how
tight do you need your jeans?
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Stockley Settle down.
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Now if you want to have
chance of switching back,
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we have to figure out how to
bring the Cube back to help.
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Maybe we should find out what
it wants to eat for lunch.
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Jake Lunch.
Oh, no.
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I was suppose to meet Claudia.
I can't stand her up.
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Hayley, you've gotta go for me.
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Like that's gonna happen.
Whatevs.
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Dude, please, you've got to.
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Claudia's not even my type.
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You want to play hardball?
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Two words: Hayley
gets a buzz cut.
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Coming!
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Hi, Jake.
Hi, Claudia.
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Wait, did you change your part?
Yeah, I did.
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You're the first boy
who's noticed.
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You, ah, like it?
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Yeah, it really
frames your face well.
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Yeah, it makes your
face look really...
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round.
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Ah, thanks, Hayley.
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So, you wanted to
ask me something?
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Yeah, let me just tell you,
I've had a crush on you forever
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and I've been too nervous
to approach you.
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I can't believe you'd admit
something like that...to her.
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Hayley I was thinking that
you totally deserve a guy
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that would listen to you and do
things that you'd want to do,
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whether it's shopping or
eating popcorn and talking.
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I was just thinking
the same thing.
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Would you like to go with me
to Hayley's play tomorrow night?
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I'd love to.
Score!
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Well, pick me up around six?
Both Great!
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Jake Dude, thank you so much.
That was like totally perfect.
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Hayley How's the Cube?
Not great.
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I tried to feed it chicken soup.
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And if you thought Cubes
couldn't barf, you'd be wrong.
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Jake You'd better
fix it, all right.
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I have a date with Claudia
tomorrow and I'd like to have it
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in my own body.
I'm trying.
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I'm keeping the Cube under
a large blanket shielding it
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from the light and keep it calm.
Right now
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it's resting comfortably.
Jake I wish I could.
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Just keep a low profile
until I figure something out.
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Hayley No problem.
Jake No one will ever know.
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We'll start rehearsal with
the Baptista and Petruchio scene
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and keep going through the big
kiss between Kate and Petruchio.
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Ooo, the big kiss.
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Sorry for the girl
who has to kiss that.
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Mr. Maltby Kate,
take the stage.
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Padua awaits!
Jake Yeah, come on, Kate.
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Ha ha ha....
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I'm Kate, aren't I?
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Oh, cinnamon or wintergreen?
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I usually let the girl choose.
Oh, and just so you know,
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I brushed my tongue
this morning too.
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No way, I am not kissing
Etienne Leibowitz.
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Hey, are you any closer
to switching us back?
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Made a breakthrough.
Read this.
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"Se taefl incofa sy
se awesoung of gast."
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Isn't it great?
Can't you see
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why I'm so excited?
Tell me what I just said.
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"The heart of the Cube
is man's essence."
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It eats essence.
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In ancient times, people
believed there were four
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basic elements: fire,
wind, water, earth.
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One of these can make the Cube
better and it will have power
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to switch you guys back.
I'd feel a lot more confident
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if you weren't using
a squirt gun.
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Just look at is as a
squirt instrument of science.
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What's that?
Hayley It's a pop quiz
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I totally aced for you.
Your classes are so easy.
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And, you just made
J.V. basketball,
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then signed up for community
service at the senior centre.
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It's so nice to be someone with
so much room for improvement.
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Don't get used to it.
Felix is going to switch
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us back any minute.
Hayley Really?
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But, Cuddy's gotta
finish teaching me
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how to burp the alphabet.
I'm up to the letter 'H'.
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And, I found out how to make
a rat rail really sting.
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The trick is you have to...
Felix Dip it in water!
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Of course, if you're me,
you just hope it's water
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from the tank not the bowl.
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Why aren't you at rehearsal?
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Jake Ah, I couldn't
finish rehearsal.
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I was feeling sick.
I almost hurled.
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You left?
I'm the lead!
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There's no play without me.
You should have told me I had
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to kiss that dude, Etienne.
Not cool, Hayley.
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Hayley You won't kiss a guy
for the sake of art but
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you expect me to take Claudia
'brace-face' Forlani on a date.
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How is that fair?
I'm canceling it.
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If you ever call
her brace-face again,
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I will punch me
right in the nose.
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Guys! Guys!
Both What?
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The Cube!
The water's working.
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I'm a genius.
At this rate, we can make
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the switch by morning.
Why don't you guys head home
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and get some rest.
I'll stay here with the Cube.
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00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,971
Jake And this one?
Is this the one you sleep on?
240
00:13:58,038 --> 00:13:59,907
Hayley No, it's
a toss pillow.
241
00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:02,242
It's also decorative.
242
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:04,244
Jake, do we really
have to do this?
243
00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:07,147
I'm just fascinated.
Your bed is a sea of pillows:
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00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:10,350
accent pillows, toss pillows,
245
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:13,253
throw pillows, novelty pillows.
246
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,188
Where is the pillow
you sleep on?
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00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:17,290
In the closet.
You're insane.
248
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,226
Me? At least I have a room
fit for like, humans.
249
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,261
Do you have any idea how
long it took me to clean
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00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,296
this place up to disgusting?
What?
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00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,265
I told you not
to touch anything.
252
00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:27,234
Calm down.
I just tidied up a bit.
253
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,169
I took all your dirty cloths
and put them in one pile.
254
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:31,271
Ew, by the way.
255
00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:33,273
And I found some
comic book you drew,
256
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:35,275
"Knight Shield and
Honey Ricochet."
257
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:38,578
Gee, Honey Ricochet
looks familiar.
258
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:41,681
Honey Ricochet is like
so much taller than you.
259
00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:44,151
Hayley And, I repaired
you little stuffed bunny.
260
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,219
You're welcome.
261
00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:48,588
Mr. Tuttles is not a bunny.
He's a beaver,
262
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:51,258
which is the most masculine
of all the woodland creatures.
263
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:53,360
I can't believe you gave
Mr. Tuttles bunny ears.
264
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,428
He looks ridiculous.
265
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,430
Well, I think
he looks super cute.
266
00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:08,976
Jake Lose the ears
or the pillow gets it.
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00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:11,111
Do it and die, Collins.
268
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:14,982
Ooo, look what's
behind this pillow.
269
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:18,418
A diary?
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00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,553
Check and mate.
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00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:23,623
One minute.
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00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:26,359
I just don't get it.
It's not getting any better.
273
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,495
Well something must have
been lost in the translation.
274
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,697
What else could the
"essence of humanity" mean?
275
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,533
I'll tell you what
it doesn't mean:
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00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:37,270
fire, earth, wind, water,
277
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:39,772
licorice, nail cuttings,
paint thinners...
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00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:43,376
I'm in an awkward
position over here.
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00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,545
Hayley Awkward position?
Last night, I slept on
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00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:48,148
a skateboard and an amplifier
because Jake's bed smelled
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00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:50,483
like beef jerky.
And in a half hour,
282
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,852
I'm going to have to watch
him mangle my stage debut.
283
00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:55,022
Have a little
more faith in Jake.
284
00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:57,590
He knows how important this is.
He won't embarrass you.
285
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,728
Oh, dear.
286
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:05,032
Hayley Oh, I thought I
told you at lunch to change.
287
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:07,034
Nothing would have
made me happier.
288
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,069
I didn't have any
cloths to change into.
289
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:11,071
You're ruining my reputation.
And I bet you haven't memorized
290
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:13,040
any of my lines.
Shows what you know.
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00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:15,142
I memorized an entire page.
292
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,110
And look, I have the
rest written here.
293
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:19,079
It's okay.
Through in a few 'doths' here,
294
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:22,649
a few 'forsooths' there.
295
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,951
We'll all be good.
Hayley No, we're not good.
296
00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:27,054
You're humiliating me while
I'm doing everything I can
297
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,789
to make you better.
I hemmed your jeans correctly
298
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:32,259
and you no longer smell
like cheese curls.
299
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,527
I like smelling
like cheese curls.
300
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:37,064
And you know what else, I'm
getting just a little bit sick
301
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:39,166
of you judging me like this.
I'm not judging you.
302
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:41,168
Jake Yeah, you are.
Why else would you
303
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:43,103
be signing me up for
all these things, huh?
304
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,138
Because you don't
think I'm good.
305
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:47,140
Hayley We'll you're certainly
not doing a great job as me.
306
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,076
Did you even bother to look
in the mirror this morning?
307
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,144
How could I not, huh?
308
00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:53,146
You've only got like 5,000
mirrors in your room.
309
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:55,115
Hayley That's it!
I'm not going out with Claudia.
310
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:57,117
You wouldn't dare.
Wouldn't I?
311
00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,152
Jake Then I guess
you're understudy
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00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,088
will be doing the show.
You're going to make me cry.
313
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,890
Human essence!
314
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:07,260
I figured it out.
It feeds on intense emotion
315
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:11,231
such as a joyous laughter,
wrenching sorrow, blinding rage.
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00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:13,266
Jake Dude, you
figured it out.
317
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:16,203
Let's hop on in and switch back.
No, it's not ready yet.
318
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:19,139
This Cube is only one
quarter it's normal size.
319
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:22,342
We've got to pump it up
with more emotion.
320
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:24,344
How long will that take?
I don't know.
321
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:27,414
I'll go as fast as I can.
I mean...
322
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,350
I don't know!
I'll go as fast as I can!
323
00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:39,859
that's your name I hear.
324
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:48,535
I said, good morrow, Kate,
for that's your name I hear.
325
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,386
It tis be my name.
326
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:08,888
Don't weareth it out.
327
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:15,962
And what be your name,
I pray thee?
328
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:20,700
My name is Petruchio, and
I'm here to make you my wife.
329
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,170
If you want to get with this,
330
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:25,172
lose the tights,
put a ring on it.
331
00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:27,073
Wha-what!
332
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:31,211
This is a travesty,
a nightmare.
333
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:33,180
It's a lot better than
last year's 'Fiddler'.
334
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:35,215
Christian Olafson was the
worst Tevye I've ever seen.
335
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:37,184
You don't think
she's ruining the play?
336
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,219
She's terrible.
She's not that bad.
337
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,254
Who knew Hayley had
a sense of humour?
338
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:43,390
Hayley's funny,
totally funny.
339
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,658
Like, once she was in
the line for lunch,
340
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:47,727
saw the special and said,
"If that's the special,
341
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:52,199
give me the normal."
342
00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:00,207
Well, maybe we should
go somewhere else?
343
00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:02,275
Get to know each other better.
I can't take it.
344
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,211
Someone has to
straighten her out.
345
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:06,246
What about me, Jake?
346
00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:08,281
Jake?
Hayley Dude...
347
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,650
I was at Level 26 Paladin
with a ring of invisibility
348
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:14,254
when I rolled a 'one'
on a 20-sided die.
349
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:16,823
My whole clan turned against me.
350
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:20,560
I hope you never experience
that kind of betrayal.
351
00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:32,004
Hayley What do you think
352
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:34,006
you're doing?
Improving Shakespeare.
353
00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:36,042
Listen to that, they love me.
They're idiots.
354
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:37,977
Shakespeare didn't
have arm farts.
355
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:40,012
We don't know that.
356
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:42,449
Etienne You can't just
waltz on stage and pretend
357
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,451
the performance doesn't matter
in the shadows of Olivier,
358
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:47,387
and Richardson and Brian Phong.
359
00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:50,457
Who?
Ah, last year's King Lear!
360
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,892
It was absolutely breathtaking.
Claudia Jake!
361
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:56,263
Wow, Claudia, you look
super pretty tonight.
362
00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,998
What?
Are you loving the play?
363
00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:01,067
I'm kind of dedicating
my performance to you.
364
00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:03,370
Thanks, I guess.
This is one of
365
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:05,772
the worst nights of life.
Me too.
366
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:07,874
You left me all alone out there.
Great first date.
367
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,842
Can you guys
work on this later.
368
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,844
Our kiss is coming up
and my fans expect
369
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,780
something scintillating.
When I say my fans,
370
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,882
I mean, my nana.
371
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:17,817
He's right, Hayley.
What ever happened to character?
372
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,886
What happened to commitment?
373
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:22,221
Why are you so into her?
Just of fan of good theatre.
374
00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:24,190
No, you clearly
have a thing for her.
375
00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:26,158
No, I don't.
No, he doesn't.
376
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,127
Yes, he does and
you're just as into him.
377
00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:30,229
You can have each other.
378
00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:32,131
Oh, Claudia, wait!
Please.
379
00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:34,200
Yeah, come back.
380
00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:38,705
Okay, the kissing
scene is next.
381
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:40,707
And if you're not out there,
I'm going to have you
382
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,675
blacklisted from
the theatre program.
383
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,677
You can say adios
to 'Grigadoon'.
384
00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:51,984
The Cube's ready.
I fixed it.
385
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:26,653
Hayley?
Yeah.
386
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:28,788
Jake?
387
00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:30,823
Yeah.
388
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:34,794
Felix?
389
00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:37,263
Meow!
390
00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:39,265
Just kidding.
It's me.
391
00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:41,368
Etienne I said...
392
00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:46,539
for the tenth time,
why there's a wench.
393
00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:49,676
Come and kiss me, Kate.
394
00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:51,678
Did someone say
something about a kiss?
395
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:54,981
Yes!
No! No!
396
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:56,883
Mr. Maltby!
Mr. Maltby!
397
00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:59,085
There's a...ahhh!
398
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:02,088
Mr. Maltby!
399
00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:17,670
A...B...C...D...E...F...G...
400
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,297
Look, Mr. Tuttles.
401
00:22:45,432 --> 00:22:48,134
I got you some new pillows.
402
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:51,237
Felix So that brings
us up to math camp.
403
00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:53,473
You know, when you're
bullied by math nerds,
404
00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:55,442
the X axis is pain the
Y axis is humiliation.
405
00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:57,343
It was the longest,
406
00:22:57,444 --> 00:23:00,447
the longest 12 weeks of my life.
407
00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:05,452
I, I'll go straight
to integer week.
408
00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:07,654
You see, what happened...
409
00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:14,894
Oh, you want me to go.
Has it been three hours already?
410
00:23:14,961 --> 00:23:18,197
I'm sure you've got a lot to do
being a gelatinous Cube and all.
411
00:23:24,471 --> 00:23:28,007
See you same time
tomorrow, friend.
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