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Hayley >> What's with the broom?

Jake >> You said we were hunting some wasp.

Felix >> It's a Vespinox. You can't catch it

with that thing. Jake >> We'll just see.

At home, I'm kind of the wasp guy.

Somebody sees a wasp or bee, they call me.

[buzzing]

What?

>> Jake... Felix >> You might wanna...

[buzzing]

>> I'm gonna need a bigger broom.

[zap, zap]

>> Okay, seriously, I'm not getting stung.

I'm allergic to bees and wasps. >> I'm pretty sure everyone

is allergic to a four foot stinger stuck in their chest.

Come get some!

[zaps]

[buzzing]

[clank]

[rattle]

>> Get ready to be swept off your feet.

[buzzing]

It made more sense with the broom.

I had this whole thing worked out where...

Felix >> Take him out. >> Right.

[buzzing and rattle of can]

Oh, okay, who forgot to charge the freeze ray?

>> I had to charge my phone.

[crash]

>> Get down!

[swoosh]

>> Not the pulse cannon! [blast]

>> Not the what? [boom]

[splat]

>> And that's why we use a broom.

[Felix gasps]

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>> The guy with the broom ain't looking so stupid now, is he?

[brush brush]

Felix >> Take at look at this.

Now we know why the Vespinox was flying so low.

>> It was protecting its eggs.

>> So, we make a big omelet and go home.

Problem solved. Hayley >> You have to be careful

with Vespinox eggs. You have to contain them

before they hatch or they can invade a human host.

Felix >> Didn't you watch the download we sent of the Vespinox

hatching from a human? >> No, thanks.

I once saw a video of my Aunt Faye giving birth to my cousin.

Sometimes it's all I see when I close my eyes.

>> Look, you guys have to get these back to HQ

and contain them.

>> "You guys"?

Wait. Where are you going?

>> Cheerleading practice. And I'm late...again.

And Roxanne, the head cheerleader,

has been all over me for my commitment to the team.

Jake >> Hah! >> Commitment?

You're always leaving us with the hard work.

Don't you think I have friends to meet?

All right, I couldn't even convince myself with that one.

Go ahead. >> Thanks.

Felix >> Cheerleaders. What's the point?

They're not even part of the event.

All they do is cheer for the guys who are doing all the work.

>> Totally. Just imagine a bunch of girls

in skirts jumping up and down cheering us as we hunt monsters.

So stupid. >> Totally stupid.

[crack]

[splat]

[whistle blows] [coach yelling]

Roxanne >> ...two, three, four, five, six, seven...nice girls.

Oh, look who decided to show up. >> Roxanne, I am so sorry...

>> What happened to your hair? Hayley, you're a mess.

You're supposed to be representing Lakewood Spirit.

>> I know, but look, I had... >> Do you even have

anything to say for yourself?

>> Your hair looks really good.

I mean, really good.

>> Very clever.

You'll get away with it this time.

Get in formation.

But, you're walking on thin ice.

All right girls. Simple pyramid.

>> Dude, you got black goo coming out of your nose.

>> What?

[thud] [girls gasp]

I mentioned how great your hair looks today, right?

[coach yelling in distance]

Jake >> Wow. Why so fancy?

>> What if I were to tell you I had a date tonight?

Felix >> I'd say you were lying. >> And you'd be right.

Tonight is my 20th Troop reunion.

Back in the day, we were the best monster hunters

of our time. And the best break-dancers.

Break-dance club was our cover.

[computer beeps]

Now that's Ted, aka Sir Smooth.

And Jeffrey, aka Sir Pop 'n' Lock and I was Sir Flash.

We were the Knights of the Everlasting Funk.

Pow!

Whoo hup!

Boo! Felix >> Sweet!

And those are some cool looking pulse blasters.

>> Those are cell phones. They were pretty big back then.

Felix >> Oh.

Stockley >> Hey, how'd practice go?

>> I dropped the head cheerleader.

Felix >> That's allowed? I should have gone out for that.

>> That's not funny, all right.

I could get kicked out and I have to think of something

that will get me in good with the squad.

>> Hayley should have a cheerleader sleep over party.

>> That's a great idea, Jake. You solved it.

>> Solved what?

Sometimes I say my daydreams out loud.

Like the other day, I was thinking,

"What if my hair could talk?" Stockley >> Fellows.

We got a problem.

[squishy sounds] Felix >> One of the larva

got out. >> Where is it?

Is it here? >> It can't be.

They've been in the containment vessel this whole time.

We better head back to the site before someone gets invaded.

[whoosh and clank of door]

Hayley >> Hey, you guys. >> Hi!

>> Oh, you look awesome! >> Thanks.

>> You are so welcome. I love the earrings.

>> Thanks. Hayley >> Hey, cute shirt.

>> Thanks. >> You're welcome.

Hey, cute purse. >> Hi, it's a mega bag.

Um, anyway, ha, I certainly hope this is better

than Chrissy's slumber party last year.

>> Chrissy's? >> She's the girl you replaced.

>> And her party was bad? >> Terrible.

I'm surprised you don't know her.

You two have, like, a lot in common.

>> So, what's she up to now?

>> Band. [girls shudder]

>> Oh, well, then let's make sure this is an awesome party!

>> We'll see.

Hayley >> Well, everyone, thank you so much for coming.

I really want to have this slumber party

so that way we can get a chance...

This is fun!

Felix >> The scope detects: gum, gum,

dead frog in gum, dog pooh...

>> You don't have to say everything out loud.

[static from scope] And our trail ends here.

Red and gold. School colours.

They look like pompom sheddings.

>> Oh no. The larva must've crawled

into the pompoms and then the cheerleaders took them away.

>> So the Vespinox planted itself

in one of the cheerleaders.

>> And they're all at Hayley's party right now.

>> We've gotta get over there. In eight hours,

one of those cheerleaders is going to hatch a Vespinox.

>> We can't go over there. They're not going to let

a couple of dudes into their party.

>> No, they won't.

[door bell]

[nervous laugh]

Roxanne >> Who's this, Hayley? >> These are my...

>> Her cousins. I'm Jane.

>> And I'm Felice.

What's the haps, girlfriends?

>> I love your purse. >> Oh, thank you and...Ah!

I love your earrings.

They were so Hillary Duff before she got all grumpy.

And after she got black hair, blond hair, black hair...

>> Felice! Ha, um...

why don't you and Jane go into the kitchen and get yourselves

something to drink, hm? I'll be right behind you.

>> Okay, uh, BRB TTYL.

>> They're from out of town. Ha ha ha.

>> Take it down a notch, would ya?

>> You're just jealous because she thought my purse was hot.

>> What do you think you guys are doing?

>> We think one of the girls here is invaded by the Vespinox.

>> We found some pompoms at the end of the larva trail

and then it stopped. Jake >> If we don't find

which cheerleader is the host within the next few hours,

your party could turn into a Vespinox feeding.

[distant giggles] >> I'm listening.

>> The list of symptoms the host may show are: drastic mood

swings, giggling, playing with the hair, over-eating.

>> So, basically every girl at a slumber party.

>> Which is why we need you to collect sweat samples.

>> That wasn't on my list of activities.

Jake >> It's the only way we can check for Vespinox secretions.

Okay, I just grossed myself out.

>> So go to it, Hayley. Collect sweat like the wind.

>> How am I even supposed to do that?

Jake >> Well, let's make them sweat.

How about a pillow fight? Hayley >> Ha, how about not.

Oh, I could set up my 'Dance Party Paranoia' video game.

>> So it's settled. Pillow fight.

>> Ha, now you need to listen to me.

If you guys mess up this party for me and I get booted from

the team, you will both pay. Got it?

>> Fine. >> Now just one question.

Who did your eyeliner? Did you do it yourself?

Because it just amazing. >> The trick is

to open your mouth when you apply it...

that way the eyes... >> Can we do this, ladies?

>> I wonder if this restaurant is a little too nice?

>> Pardon me, sir. >> Well, I want to impress

some old friends, but what if they feeling bad

about where they are in life? I mean, I'm pretty sure

I'm the most successful guy in my group.

>> Yeah, I'm the most successful guy in my group too.

[clatter]

By the way, I saw you drive up. We have the same car.

AMC Pacer. >> Aaah.

>> Is that Sir Flash I see before me?

>> Oh-ah, oh-ah, pow!

>> Whoa! Ooooh!

[laughter]

Stockley >> Ted, Jeffrey. How are you guys?

Jeffrey >> Sorry we're late, old buddy.

>> That's okay. Traffic, huh?

>> No, couldn't decide which airport to land my private jet.

>> Jet? [laughs]

>> I know, I sound like a jerk, don't I?

Sometimes I wish I flew commercial.

Ted >> Me too. And that's why having my own

helicopter is a good compromise. >> Helicopter?

Ted >> Well, once you've been an astronaut, you're always looking

for that next thrill. >> Astronaut?

Interesting.

Ted >> Actually, I feel kind of guilty.

On my way over here I even buzzed some poor schlub

in an AMC Pacer. >> That was you?

I mean, that poor schlub must have been pretty scared.

[awkward chuckle]

So, last time I talked to you, you were working

at a hamburger stand. What happened?

>> I ended up buying that hamburger stand

and open up a chain of them. Twenty-seven in Japan alone.

>> Aaaah!

Ted >> So, what about you? >> Me?

Oh man, sure...I got... irons in the fire.

Big, big, big irons. Just red hot.

Busboy >> AMC! My man!

>> Ha ha, all right! I don't know him.

[video game dance music]

>> Ow! My eye!

What are you doing?

>> What? You don't swab at parties?

It's like the newest thing.

Shellie >> And I was like, "LOL, I'll BRB

so don't throw a hissy," and he totally wigged

and that's when he asked Jen out, eww,

who was so toe up and I was like "OMG".

I'm probably making like, no sense.

>> You're totally making sense.

You're just exhibiting independence inside

the relationship and he couldn't take it.

>> OMG. You totally get me.

[pluck] >> Totes.

[party music plays]

>> So, you know who's the perfect guy for you?

That guy Jake.

Jake Collins? >> Doesn't ring a bell.

>> Jake. Brown hair.

Very cool.

Sits next to you in homeroom?

>> Hey, Roxanne, do you know a Jake Collins?

>> Yeah. >> Yeah?

>> Isn't he the one who ah... Paige >> Oh yeah, that thing.

>> Eww! Gross! [laughter]

>> Wait, what thing?

[girls giggle]

>> What thing?

[laughter]

Shellie >> Felice, you are so funny!

[laugh turns to sobs]

Reeealy reeealy funny!

[sobs]

>> It's Shellie. No doubt.

Over-eating, mood swings... >> She expresses herself and all

of a sudden she's a monster. Typical insensitive male.

>> You're letting you feelings get in the way of this job.

And why do you know how to braid hair?

Hayley >> Okay guys, I have had it!

You are ruining my party. None of these are changing

colour and they all think I'm a dork.

[Shellie sobs]

>> It's Shellie.

She could hatch at any second. Give me the freeze ray.

>> It's charging in the bathroom.

[sobs] Shellie >> Noooo!

[sobs] What are you doing?

[sobs]

Roxanne >> Can't you see she's upset?

Her boyfriend just broke up with her in a text.

>> Sorry. Just trying to have fun.

How about we just... pillow fight?

>> [sigh] Great party, Hayley.

>> I think we've had enough.

>> Roxanne! Tanya! Guys, please.

Get out. >> Find out what's so funny

about Jake. Hayley >> Out!

>> I don't care about having money.

>> Me neither. >> Glad to hear you say that.

>> For me, it's all about precious metals.

Ted >> What about you, Stockley? Are you in the market?

>> Shoot, every week. Milk, eggs, cheese.

[laughter]

Seriously, only the supermarket.

See, I didn't make a lot of money.

>> I'm sure you're exaggerating.

>> I'm a high school administrator.

>> Oh. >> Oh.

>> Well, being a principal, I mean, at least

you're running something. >> Assistant vice principal.

>> Well uh, if something were to happen to the vice principal,

you're right in there.

>> I appreciate your condescending to me but,

I mean, every group has one guy that didn't do as well

as the others and I guess that's me.

>> You're just being hard on yourself.

>> If it wasn't for working with those kids in The Troop,

I'd be totally lost.

>> Whoa! >> No way.

>> Still work for The Troop?

>> I didn't tell you guys? I still run The Troop.

>> Ah wow! >> I'd give anything to be

part of The Troop again. >> I'm so jealous right now.

>> Really? Jeffrey >> Absolutely.

You still get a piece of the action.

The monster hunts, the cool weapons.

>> Chi-chi.

>> Well, we still have all those,

except the weapons are way cooler.

And the monsters are twice as scary.

>> I want details. >> Well last week

we did have a little problem with an earthquake dragon.

>> A break-in. We have what it takes

to be international jewel thieves.

>> What decade are you from?

Felix >> Are you sure we should be doing this?

Hayley seemed pretty ticked.

>> We both know that the Vespinox is in this house

somewhere. >> Good.

I need to keep my eye on Shellie.

She really needs me now.

>> You're starting to disturb me.

[cat groans]

But that disturbs me more.

>> Haaa. Hissss...

[splat] [groans]

[squishy sounds]

Felix >> I'm good. Okay, okay, okay.

If...I...could... just reach...

Yeah! Bingo! Jake >> A knife?

>> No, a Hello Bunny nail file.

Jake >> Why do you have a nail file?

>> Because, Jake, Felice, my character,

cares about her appearance.

Jake >> Maybe we shouldn't charge the freeze ray that

looks like a hair dryer next to the actual hair dryer.

>> I'll do the finger pointing around here.

>> We need the freeze ray.

The cold will force the Vespinox o of Roxanne.

Felix >> Gaah! Mmm! Haaa!

I'll call Stockley. Call Stockley.

[beep]

Sto-ck-ley. [beep]

Jake >> Just... Do you want to use mine?

>> Sto...Call Stockley.

>> And that's how Felix took down the Mongolian Death Worm.

Jeffrey >> That kid must get all the chicks.

>> Yeah, something like that.

[watch-com rings]

Stockley here. [distorted voice]

Hey, Felix. >> Tell Felix I said "what up."

>> Got it. I'm on my way.

Gentlemen, duty calls.

>> Is this a real monster hunt? >> Vespinox.

Ted >> Sweet! Jeffrey >> Unbelievable!

Ted >> Can we come? >> Guys, we're adults now.

We have far outgrown our monster-fighting abilities.

We'll just freeze up.

But that doesn't mean we can't help out.

>> Awesome!

* We are The Troop * >> Yeah.

* The mighty Troop * >> Yeah!

* And we ain't scared * >> No.

* Our monster group * >> Ah ah ah ahh.

>> Listen, Roxanne. I know tonight

didn't go the way that I had planned.

[gurgles]

I think you might want to lie down.

[gurgles]

Roxanne!

[crash]

>> Girls are so totally mean.

[whack]

[rustling]

[gasps]

[cat meows]

[coughs]

[tires screech]

>> Sir Smooth up in this piece. You better recognize.

[tap tap]

>> Ima bust a move on this ugly monsta!

[approaching footsteps]

Felix >> Thanks, Stockley. >> No problem.

Are you wearing makeup?

Jake >> No. Felix >> Yes.

>> Oh!

[chomp chomp]

[gulp]

[tinkling of cat bell]

[zap]

[buzzing]

>> Roxanne's going to fall! Hayley >> I'll catch her!

>> Ahh!

>> I'm alive! I'm alive!

>> Yes. Yes, you are.

>> Hayley, I... >> Roxanne, look, I know

it's hard for you to say nice things but...you're welcome.

>> Knights of the Everlasting Funk,

get ready to ride.

[buzzing]

Jeffrey >> Arghhh! Ted >> Ahhh!

[buzzing]

[zap]

[phutt, phutt]

[buzz]

[buzz stops]

>> Look at Stockley. Bringing the monster down.

Didn't you say adults weren't good at fighting monsters

because they lose courage or something?

Stockley? [snap]

>> Did you see that thing? It was horrible.

>> It's okay, Sir Flash. You did good.

>> You okay?

>> Absolutely.

My life is pretty awesome.

Felix >> Well, I'm off.

>> Where're you going? >> Back to the party.

Totes.

>> Seriously, you guys are going to miss this.