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[monster roars]

>> Whoa! Yeah!

Hayley >> This is really simple. Just keep the Fire Salamander

funneled in our direction. Watch us do the rest.

Jake >> Ya-haa! Come here, buddy.

Hey, I've got it on the run, guys, coming your way.

Yeah. Come here!

>> Just guide it to the cage. >> No, no, seriously.

I think I got it.

***

Come here. Come on.

Where you going? I gotcha.

>> Remember, shoot just above its head.

[zap, zing]

Oh-ho. >> Keep its head down.

Keep its head down! Keep its head down!

Head down! Head down! Head down!

Head wasn't down. Jake >> Hey, don't worry.

My mistake. I'll take care of it.

>> Wait, don't freelance! Wait for us!

Jake >> Ah ha! Give it up, Sparky!

Got you! [growl]

Gotcha! Yes!

Ha, ha. Yeah!

Not bad, huh? >> Oh no.

What have you done? >> Captured a Fire Salamander.

Isn't that my job? [patoo!]

>> But that's not protocol. Let it out.

>> Are you just freaking out because you didn't catch it.

>> No, I'm freaking out because it's going to...oh, oh.

[boom, splat]

>> Ahhh.

>> Explode.

>> Oh.

***

Jake >> Oh! Oh, hot, hot,

hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.

Oh, cold... cold, cold.

Felix >> Clothes.

>> We didn't want it taken out. We wanted it captured.

>> Yeah, we try not to destroy every creature

we come across, Jake. Mr. Stockley >> Plus, Jake,

when a Fire Salamander self destructs, it emits

a terrible smelling goo. >> No joke.

Look, it was a mistake. I promise it won't happen again.

>> That's nice. However, the problem is that

that goo has been known to attract Giant

Ravenous Repticores. Hayley >> Yeah.

Luckily none have been spotted in over 100 years.

Jake >> So, no problem then. >> That's because no onhas

been dumb enough to kill a Fire Salamander in the first place.

>> And that's why you can only capture them

in specialized containers.

Didn't you read the report?

>> I was going to. I thought it was smarter

to trust my instincts. [school bell rings]

>> You guys better get to class.

We'll clean up the attack scene later.

>> Wait. My science project was

in my backpack. What should I do?

>> Ask your instincts. Oh, I'm on fire.

Jake >> I'll just tell him my dog ate it.

>> If you tell me your dog ate it, I'm going to fail you

right here. >> No, of course not.

I was actually trying to take the potato clock

to a whole new level. You know, like an atomic

potato clock - time, weather, calculator,

you know, potato apps. But then, it blew up.

>> You're saying your potato exploded?

Jake >> Apparently they're more volatile than you think.

And if you ask me, it's not the best use for a potato.

Have you had French fries? [students laugh]

>> I'll tell you what, Mr. Collins, you've got until

Wednesday to hand in your project or you get an 'F'.

Do you know how many hours that gives you?

>> Not exactly. >> That's because you don't

have your potato clock. [school bell rings]

>> Dude, I said it once and I'll say it again, ant farm.

[whack!] Angie >> Oh! Oh!

>> Oh! Oh, Angie, I am so sorry.

Look, that was a total accident.

>> Right. I'm supposed to believe

that the star athlete, ballerina and cheerleader

picks this one time in her whole life to have an accident.

How dumb do you think I am? >> No, I just...

I didn't see you there. >> Oh, so now I'm invisible

to you. >> Well, you know that's

not what I meant. >> I'm super popular Hayley.

You better get out of my way or I'll smash your dessert treats

all over you! >> Look, Angie, I'm not

like that. I said I'm sorry and I meant it.

>> You're only sorry because you know you've made an enemy,

for life!

>> What?

***

[monster growls]

[birds chirp]

[monster growls]

[branches snap, heavy footsteps]

[monster growls]

[monster roars]

[computer beeps]

>> Ah, Jake, glad you're here.

Look at the activity levels on the Troop Grid.

[computer beeps]

>> Great. I'll suit up and grab a weapon,

something with a little zing to it?

>> Oh, no, no, no, no. The others will do that.

I need you to sweep up the headquarters and clean up

the microwave. Some maniac had chili.

[clunk] >> Seriously?

>> And I also need you to scoop out cells 12 through 39.

>> Is this a monster pooper scooper?

>> Everything poops, Jake.

[Jake sighs]

>> You've got to let me hunt monsters.

It's what I was born to do. I'm sorry about

the Fire Salamander. I know I should have

read more and... >> That reminds me.

Here.

Familiarize yourself with the monsters.

Read it by Monday. >> Monday?

>> But first...go down to the Maxi-Mart and pick up

these things. >> What is this stuff?

>> It's what we feed the monsters.

Oh, and while you're there, pick up some more chili.

***

Mr. Collier >> Oh, can I help you find something?

>> Yeah, do you sell bait? >> Sure do, Aisle 12.

Nightcrawlers, red worms, goobers.

How many do you need? Two, three?

>> 128 pounds.

>> Wow! Someone's going fishing.

>> Ha. >> Follow me.

***

>> But wait a minute there, son.

You got something behind your ear.

There we go. Got it.

Bingo.

So, what's with all the ball bearings, cotton swabs and...

turtle?

It's my Mom's birthday.

>> It's the thought that counts.

Right this way.

***

>> I wouldn't worry about it, accidents happen.

>> Yeah, I know that, but she seemed really mad.

>> People get mad, Hayley. That's how they are -

filled with pointless misdirected anger.

Small minded, seething, meaningless, bonehead...

>> Felix! Are you okay?

>> But believe me, this thing will vanish faster than

a toxic vapour monster. [laughter]

[snorty laugh]

[Jake grunts]

>> No problem, guys. I got it.

>> Uh...where are you going with the Gleegor?

>> Gleegor?

This is a monster? >> Yeah.

[Gleegor squeaks]

[Gleegor farts]

>> Well, then, I've got to go clean up whatever it is

I tucked in its bed.

[Gleegor squeaks]

[Jake grunts]

[Mr. Collier is whistling]

[snort]

Sounds like someone's got a nasty...

[monster roars]

>> ...cold. Ahhhhhhhhhhh...!

[slurp] [burp]

***

Hayley >> Oh, no. Oh, no.

Ohhh...no.

>> Yup, she sent it to the whole school.

>> Oh, no.

>> Yeah, I can't tell if those lines are wavy,

meaning you stink, or straight, meaning you're loud.

>> This has to stop. >> She probably meant you stink.

Hey! Check this out.

[toy robot rattles]

I just got it.

***

>> Good morning, Angie.

>> Oh, good morning. What, so you think

you're a Princess now? Greeting the lowly commoner.

Hey! Look at me.

I'm Hayley, Queen of the School. >> Look, it's just

a peace offering. I'm just trying to make friends.

>> More like a bribe. What, so you think you can

just buy me off. >> No.

It's a gift. I made you some cupcakes

to replace the one I accidently knocked into you.

>> Cupcakes, huh? Now you're teasing me, too.

Cupcakes...for the girl they used to call Fat Angie!

>> What? No, no, I never called you that.

>> That's because you were too stuck-up to even talk to me.

You know, I loathe you. I wouldn't eat your

guilt cakes if you paid me a million dollars.

Why should you get everything?

Felix >> It's okay if someone hates you.

It's a part of life, accept it. >> But no one's

ever hated me before. >> That's impossible.

They'll always be someone who doesn't like you.

Look at me, I'm widely disliked by teachers, students,

a few clergymen... >> Yeah, well it's not me.

>> ...Quakers, immediate family members.

I had clowns walk out of my birthday party once.

>> That's sad. >> It's okay.

I got a full refund. What, what!

>> We got trouble.

Look at this. [computer beeps]

>> "Gemini, today you will find love."

That's nice. >> Mmmmmm....

>> No, below that. Missing person.

[computer beeps] I think we've had an attack.

>> Wow, he missed a bridge tournament.

Should we alert National? >> I've played with this guy.

He would never a game, so I went down to the Maxi-Mart

and I found this.

I think you'll find there's still some Fire Salamander

residue on it.

***

People...

we're going to capture ourselves a Repticore.

***

***

[engine starts]

[ATV revs]

[monster growls]

[blub, blub, blub...]

[monster roars] >> This stuff really works.

[monster growls]

[monster roars] >> Hungry, Repticore?

Yeah, well, eat Quantum Integrated Reciprocating

Pulse Laser Ray.

[zap]

[monster roars]

Plasma rays don't work. Note to self - study

the manual better. Let's try these.

[monster growls]

Whatever they are.

[bang!]

Uh! [bang!]

Uh! [bang!]

Argh!

AHHH...!

[whoosh, whoosh...]

Ahhh!

AH! Oh!

Oh! No, I...

I can't...

get...

an 'F'!

[monster roars] AHHHHHHH!

[Jake screams inside monster] [monster burps]

[computer voice] >> Dispensing weapon.

***

>> Ha ha.

[computer voice] >> Dispensing weapon.

***

***

[electronic hum]

>> Mr. Stockley, the weapons dispenser's broken.

>> It's not broken. [watch beeps]

It's Jake.

>> I thought he was cleaning out the cells.

>> Where are you? >> Hey, Felix.

I've got some good news and some bad news.

The good news is I'm closing in on the Repticore.

>> Really? How close are you?

>> Well, that's the bad news. It kind of...ate me.

>> Oh, wow. That's bad.

Mr. Stockley >> I'll stay here and track you on the Troop Grid.

Just relax, okay? Felix >> How'd this happen?

>> I was just trying to capture the Repticore on my own

to shows you guys I'm not a total doofus.

>> Wow, that worked. We're on our way.

[goo sloshes]

***

>> Look, I know why you don't want to talk to me.

I over-reacted. It's just that I've been

going through a lot lately. My parents aren't

getting along... >> I'm really sorry to hear

that but, you know, I really got to go.

>> It'll just take a second. Just hear me out.

Where was I? >> Your parents.

>> Oh, right, my parents. And my dog's missing.

>> You know, I don't want to be rude, Angie, but I really

have to go. >> No, no, no, no, no.

Look, I know I took my anger out on you.

That's why I wanted to give you this gift from me

to say that I'm sorry. >> You know, I really

gotta go, sorry. [splat]

Angie >> Mmmmphh...!

Huh!

I despise you Hayley Steele!

Hayley >> Sorry! It's okay to be despised.

Felix >> Welcome to my world. Hayley >> Huh.

>> Mmmm! Oh!

[monster roars]

[mimed voice] >> My name is Piggy, what's yours?

[goo sloshes]

>> Oh, hello. >> Mr. Collier?

>> Tell me you brought a deck of cards.

>> Sorry. I didn't expect to see you here.

>> I guess I must be dreaming. My dreams have always

been kind of weird but this one's got me baffled.

>> Are you okay? Mr. Collier >> Must have been

those fish sticks I ate. I thought they tasted funny.

Are you sure you don't have a deck of cards?

>> Uh...sorry.

>> This dream is quickly becoming a nightmare.

>> Jake, you still there? Jake >> Yeah, haven't

gone anywhere. Felix >> Whatever you do, stay

out of the digestive system. The acids will melt your skin.

Plus, there's only one way out and you won't like it.

We're almost there, hang tough.

[monster roars] [loud slurping noise]

Mr. Collier >> Oh, hey, I know what happens next.

I get sucked in, meet my Uncle Lou and we do jigsaw puzzles.

Jake >> Take my hand. >> All right.

>> Come on. Come on.

Here we go. Whew.

[dog growls]

There's a dog on your leg. >> Yeah, I have no idea

what it means.

[dog barks]

Jake >> Guys, I'm really sorry for all this mess.

>> Why did you try the catch the Repticore alone?

>> I was just trying to prove that I should be treated like

a full member of the team. Felix >> What are you

talking about? >> You know, all that hazing,

feeding, the cleaning the cages. Hayley >> That's not hazing.

We're just trying to get you up to speed.

>> Yeah, you feed the monsters to learn about them.

You clean headquarters to know the equipment.

It's about building a better team.

>> I have a great idea for team building - tell the team member

about it before one of them gets eaten by a giant monster.

>> Noted.

[Jake sighs]

Mr. Collier >> It's okay.

***

>> Okay, Felix. Repticore can't see us

so just concentrate on preparing these explosives.

No rush.

[clang] >> OW!

>> Oh...! [monster roars]

>> Okay, Felix, now rush. >> I need a minute.

>> You don't have a minute. >> Get me one.

***

>> Hey, hey, come on! This way tentacle-face!

Huh, come on! Come on over here, frog face!

I've seen pickles scarier than you!

[monster roars] [tentacle whips]

Oh! How're we doing, Felix?

Felix >> I'm still a little mad at you for rushing me

but I'll get over it! Hayley >> Look, I'm glad you're

in a good emotional place but just do this already!

[monster growls]

Mr. Collier >> This thing won't stop moving.

I...I think I'm going to throw up.

>> I think this is one of the few places where that's okay.

Felix >> It's actually good you got swallowed.

The Repticore's stomach is its only vulnerable spot.

Now, do you see anything in there that's soft or gooey?

>> I'm in a stomach. Everything in here

is soft and gooey.

>> I'm sending something in. Make sure you clamp it

to whatever it'll stick to. Jake >> Copy that.

Hayley >> It's got me! [monster roars]

This will curl, NO! Ouch!

>> Coming! Hayley >> I'm going

to kick it in the mouth! Ready?

Aim! Now!

Ow! Ow! Ow! OW!

[Hayley grunts] [monster roars]

[weapon beeps]

Jake >> Okay, now what?

>> Drop into its digestive system!

Jake >> You said to stay out of there.

>> That was before you attached a bomb to its stomach.

Jake >> Again, communication would have been helpful!

>> Dive, Jake, dive! [weapon beeps]

[slooshing footsteps] [monster roars]

[running footsteps]

[monster roars]

[weapon beeps]

[burp] [boom!]

[splat!]

[slurpy drips]

>> Jake? >> Jake?

[splat] Oh, no.

[birds chirp]

>> Whooah!

Oh, that was awesome!

And I thought the Fire Salamander stank.

Whoo! That was great!

Thanks, partners.

>> If he thinks I'm going to shake that stinky hand...

>> Not until at least an hour in the scrubber.

>> Can I wake up now?

***

>> Angie? I have a peace offering.

>> Frosting! Oh, thank you.

>> I thought this would clear things up between us.

>> Oh, yeah.

You stole my dog! >> Wait...

>> Why are you out to get me, dognapper?

I hate you, Hayley Steele.

You'll regret the day you crossed me!

>> What?

Jake >> So, he won't remember any of it?

>> Not at all. We snarked him.

>> Mr. Collins. >> Mr. Spezza.

Have you been hiding behind those lockers waiting for me?

>> Only for 45 minutes.

Tick tock, tick tock. Time's up.

>> Right, the potato clock. You thought I forget

but funny story, I, uh...

Felix >> Left your project at my house, last night.

>> Yeah. >> He stayed up all night

working on it.

[potato clock ticks]

>> Really? Okay.

I don't get to fail you today, Collins, but, uh...

there's always tomorrow.

Carson Simmons!

>> You'll get a 'B'. I would've have given you

an 'A' potato but Mr. Spezza would never believe it

so I, uh... Jaked it up.

>> Thanks, man. I really appreciate that.

Jaked it up? What does that mean?