Original subtitles

(film reel clicking)

(air whooshing)

(cheerful rock music)

- [Man] Kids!

Calling all kids!

Is this thing on?

The world is in trouble,

and it needs our help.

We need to save it.

Come on, kids, let's go!

♪ It's a great big world we're livin' on ♪

♪ And it's got so many problems, yeah ♪

♪ If you think we're just kids ♪

♪ Then you'd be wrong ♪

♪ 'Cause we got what it takes to solve 'em ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Don't talk about pollution ♪

♪ Like we don't know what it means ♪

♪ Kids are the solution ♪

- Yes!

♪ Yeah, we're more than what it seems ♪

♪ 'Cause you're never too young ♪

♪ It's never too late ♪

♪ You're never too small to save the day ♪

- My masterpiece!

Na na na!

♪ The kids can save the world ♪

- [Girl] Awesome.

♪ The kids can save the world ♪

♪ The kids can save the world ♪

♪ The kids can save the world ♪

♪ The kids can save the world ♪

- [Man] All right, here we go, kids.

It's time to save the world.

Let's do this.

- Olivia, we have to get out the door!

I don't want you to be late

on your last day of school!

- [Olivia] Okay.

- I hope you didn't leave a mess.

- But won't Maria get it?

- No, she's not coming.

I had to let her go.

- Why?

- We gotta cut back.

- But she cleans up everything.

- We're gonna be on a very tight budget for a while,

and, with the divorce, probably gonna lose the house too.

- What?

- Eh, don't worry about that.

That's for me to worry about.

- I just hate that Mom did this.

That she divorced you

and is always out of town,

and now we're gonna have to move,

and now Maria's gone, and.

- I understand your frustrated.

- Hey, where's Jackson?

- Oh, he left early to go to school.

(phone buzzes) - What?

- Oh, well, that's strange.

He just went live.

It's titled Good Morning from the Atlantic Ocean?

- Awesome shot.

(phone buzzes)

- Oh, great, and now your mom's gonna be here

in a few minutes.

She's gonna drop off some of my things

before she leaves to Fiji.

- Again?

She's going on vacation again?

- All right, come on, let's go.

(hard rock music)

(horn honking)

("The Entertainer" by Scott Joplin)

(ice cream truck backfiring)

(nose squeaking)

- Hey, can I help you?

- Yeah, I'm here for the job.

- Come around the back into my office, will ya?

Right around the back.

- Okay, go get your bike.

(horn honking)

(father sighs)

(rock music)

(angry music)

- [Woman] I brought all your junk that you wanted!

- [Father] Yeah, well, it's my junk,

so I do want it.

- A spoon collection, really?

What kind of man has a spoon collection?

Get it away from me!

(spoons clatter)

- They're from all over the world.

- Disgusting flea-infested toaster!

I hate it!

- Flea infested? - Mom?

What's going on?

- And this piece of junk

that your sister gave us?

It's the cheapest piece of crap.

Hi, honey.

- Hi, Mom.

- Get it away!

- Ah.

- Stupid box of crafts.

Oh, how lovely.

What do you say we do a little face painting?

- Mm. - No, Janet, look.

I have a job interview.

(Olivia laughing)

- [Janet] Green is my favorite color.

You know that.

We can use a little red.

- Mom. - Oh, and here's

your baby powder.

Oh, it's so disgusting, baby powder!

Baby powder.

Surprise!

Here's all your stuff back.

Take it little guy, ugh, take it!

Take it.

- Okay, honey.

Have a great day at school.

Okay?

And tell Jackson to put away that drone

and get there on time for once.

- And by the way, we're leaving for vacation tomorrow.

So don't screw everything up like you normally do.

- I'll be here taking care of the kids, as usual.

(light music)

- [Olivia] Parents.

(feet stomping)

(ominous music)

- This is agent 62563A.

I want to report a weaponized drone.

- [Woman] Weaponized, Paul?

- It's a toxic drone, toxic to the environment.

- [Woman] Toxic, Paul?

- It could pollute the ocean.

Not on my watch.

- [Woman] Please issue a warning.

- It's going down, downtown.

- [Woman] Downtown?

- It's a saying.

You know what I mean.

It's either here or downtown.

Over and out.

(drone buzzing)

Hey, you can't fly that drone here.

- What drone?

- That drone.

If that drone crushes into the water,

it'll be spilling toxic chemicals into the water

for over 75 years, long after we're both dead!

- Speak for yourself.

I've never crashed a drone.

I can fly anything.

- It's kids like you that are destroying our environment

and our natural resources.

- My dad has the only resource that we need, money.

- Land the drone.

That's it, I'm confiscating it!

- Good luck.

- You land it!

- [Jackson] I-It's not working.

- [Paul] That's it.

You're going down, downtown.

(dramatic music)

(upbeat music)

- [Jackson] It works every time.

- Hey, Jackson.

- [Jackson] Hey, Olivia.

- Dad said to stop flying your drone.

Anyway, we gotta get to school.

Last day before summer.

- [Jackson] Let's go.

♪ Let's do this ♪

♪ Come on, kids ♪

♪ The world needs savin' ♪

♪ We got no time for misbehavin' ♪

♪ Gotta be smart and use our brains ♪

♪ And fix the whole world 'cause it's time to change it ♪

♪ It's up to us, the kids, to do it ♪

♪ We got the power and the time to use it ♪

♪ The future is up to choose it ♪

♪ If we choose wrong then we might just lose it ♪

♪ So grab your coat ♪

♪ 'Cause it's time to go ♪

♪ On a terrible adventure from coast to coast ♪

♪ Takin' planes and boats ♪

♪ Even trains in motion ♪

♪ Do whatever it takes ♪

♪ Just to save the ocean ♪

♪ The land, the people, the animals, the air ♪

♪ March right in the office of a billionaire ♪

♪ What's up, Mr. Branson ♪

(school bell rings)

- All right, you have any experience?

- With?

- Ice cream.

- (laughs) It's ice cream.

- Yes, but you gotta sell it.

Let's say a kid comes up,

he wants only one.

I want you to sell three of the Huncha Muncha.

Here, sell me this Huncha Muncha.

(light music)

- Hey, want a Huncha Muncha?

Kinda sells itself, don't you think?

- What's your name anyway?

- Juan.

- You you don't look like a Juan.

- My dad was from Cuba.

My mom Idaho.

- Like Juan, two, three? (laughs)

- Juan Jose Francisco Gonzales dos Santos de la Riviera.

- Really?

- Junior.

It was my dad's name.

Hey, is it always this chilly in here?

- Chilly?

Juan Jose Francisco Luis Gonzales dos tacos

rice and beans, queso, gringo, loco, is it Chilly?

We sell ice cream!

That's what I'm gonna name you, Chilly Chilly.

- Okay.

- I need some help here.

My knees aren't what they used to be.

- Be real fun learning

from an expert ice cream salesman like you.

- All right, I need you to go to my office door here,

where it says, it's written right on there,

world's greatest ice cream salesman

in the world, incorporated.

Get those two styrofoam containers in there

that are marked Huncha Muncha.

Bring 'em on out to the truck,

and I'll show you the route.

- The door that says world's greatest

ice cream salesman in the world?

- Yes, my short catchy name.

- Okay.

You got it, Boss.

- Kingdom, phylum, class, order, family, genus and species.

Can someone give me an example of a species?

- Wolf.

- Very good.

Of a genus?

Yes.

- Albert Einstein.

(kids giggle)

- Albert Einstein was a genius, yes.

- A mud turtle?

- A mud turtle, very good.

Now, can someone give me an example

of my favorite family?

- Anatidae?

- Anatidae, very good job, Olivia.

("The Entertainer" by Scott Joplin)

- The smoke comes and goes when the freezer kicks in.

(ice cream truck backfiring)

Engine has some problems too, you know.

All right, Chilly, this is one of my best spots.

Those kids are gonna be here any minute now,

and all they wanna do is try and win this contest,

sponsored by that bozo billionaire

kazillionaire Billy Bob Branson.

- Who?

- He's the guy that gave me

all this promotional stuff for the truck.

Besides, a white, empty ice cream truck

looks kinda creepy.

- He gave all of this to you?

- He gave all this to me,

including that ice cream samich on the roof

that I may have, uh, ha ha, modified it a little bit.

- It's too bad you work for Huncha Muncha,

and you can't win the contest yourself.

- Stop right there.

Let me tell you something, buddy.

I'm my own boss.

I don't work for nobody,

and I could win that money.

And if anybody on my route pulls the winning

contest ticket, I'm the one that better

get a piece of the action.

- Well, is the contest worldwide?

- According to this, regions are selected

based on environmental factors.

Florida represents the Southeastern United States

and the Caribbean.

- Don't you have all the ice cream here

with all the contests on it?

How about we open a few

and see if we can find an easy one?

- You know what?

You better wrap 'em back up

so we can sell 'em again.

- [Chilly] You try it, Boss.

You seem smart.

("The Entertainer" by Scott Joplin)

- What's the distance to the sun

divided by the circumference of the moon?

Takes this number and times it

times the square root of the distance to Mars.

And then, uh, oh, man!

- Hey, I think I found one I can solve.

- Wait.

Type it in, type it in!

(suspenseful music)

- [Chilly] Oh, there he is, Scrooge McMoneygills.

Looky, looky here.

I got a hunch, Boss.

Let's check it out.

(exciting music)

- Howdy, I'm Billy Bob Branson.

I have founded, built and sold off

more companies than I can count.

But you never forget your first,

Huncha Muncha ice cream.

My company has factories all around the world,

and they were made all the more profitable

thanks to some extremely lax environmental regulations.

Then, in 2014, a category five hurricane swept

across one of my private islands.

My house was smashed to smithereens.

It was a complete loss, due in part to the fact

that there is no secondary market for smithereens.

Now, I studied this event,

and I discovered that extreme weather events like this

are on the rise around the globe.

And they're caused, in part,

by the type of pollution that factories like mine emit.

Now, I rebuilt that house better than ever before.

And in a similar manner,

I want to use my business acumen

to rebuild our relationship with the planet,

so that we can live in greater harmony

with nature than ever before.

And that's where you come in.

You see, I collaborated

with the top scientists, expert psychologists

and the very best middle school science teachers

to design a contest that would unearth

the smartest people in the world.

I call them Planet Puzzlers.

They shall examine questions

such as global warming, war, poverty and so much more.

This contest will be rolled out in regions

around the world based on specific climate change factors

and where my products are sold.

This will be the most fun,

the most challenging contest the world has ever seen,

fun and challenging as defined

in the terms and conditions of the contest.

See website for complete details.

(exciting music)

- Ah man, battery's almost dead.

We got a mouse problem.

(mice squeaking)

- Action, not inaction was the lesson they were taught.

Okay, kids, your assignment is to reread

"Should, Could and Would,"

the award-winning kids' educational book

about entrepreneurship.

Now, over the summer, I hope you come back

and have a story about how you took action

to solve a problem either big or small.

(school bell rings)

Okay, kids, have a great summer.

(kids cheering)

- Bye-bye. - Bye, y'all.

- [Girl] Let's go get ice cream.

- [Man] Children of Aventura Times Elementary

and Junior High School,

this is your principal Mr. Hucklebuckfinsky.

I just want to wish you and your family

a safe and wonderful-

- Hurry.

The kids are comin'.

- [Olivia] Look, a dollar.

- Well, if we only had 499,999 more,

we could buy a house here in Florida.

- A house costs half a million dollars?

- Pretty much.

- At least we now have enough

to buy us each some ice cream.

- We do?

- [Olivia] Yeah.

I didn't spend my lunch money.

- Huncha Muncha, please.

- Hey, Boss, check this out.

You want three?

Sure is a lot of you.

Please pull around to the second window.

Pull around to the second window, please.

(light music)

- [Olivia] Huncha Muncha.

- Here you go, kid.

- W-w-w-w-wait!

We haven't checked that one yet, Chilly.

- Ah, don't worry about it.

It's like a one in a million chance.

Even adults can't solve it.

There's no way a dumb little girl will.

Go ahead, little girl.

Show my boss you're a loser!

Stupid.

- Okay.

So important are these three,

the land, air and sea to all of life including humanity.

Can you name the family that lives on all three?

To make the planet better,

what's a family that has eight letters?

Oh, that's easy.

Anatidae.

- What?

- Anatidae?

- Anatidae? What?

- Auntie Mandy's my favorite auntie.

- It's a scientific family

in the classification of species.

My teacher loves birds,

and some birds live on land, air and sea.

It's one of the greatest families

because it lives in all three,

land, air and sea.

- Quick, type it in, type it in!

- [Chilly] How do you spell that, Boss?

- [Olivia] I won.

Oh my golly gee whiz leaner, I won.

- [Kids] We won!

- [Chilly] Wha, wha.

Gimme that back!

- [Olivia] No, no!

- Now, get outta here, kids!

Scram!

(kids yelling)

(ice cream truck backfiring)

- [Girl] Get back here!

Get back you little thief!

Get back!

("The Entertainer" by Scott Joplin)

(phone ringing)

(light bouncy music)

- [Man On Phone] BMT Financial calling for Mr. Brad Johnson.

- [Brad] Yeah, this is he.

- [Man On Phone] Mr. Brad Johnson.

- Well, yeah, this is he.

- [Man On Phone] Um, yeah, you're gonna get

foreclosed on. - You just called.

- Yeah, foreclosure. - Hi, Dad.

- Yeah, you're getting - Foreclosure?

No. - Foreclosed on.

- Just a sec, kids. - You are a loser.

Loser. - Shall we tell Dad

about the contest?

- Uh, Dad already has enough on his plate.

- [Brad] In the last hour.

- What are we gonna do?

- About what?

- Did you hear Dad?

He's behind on bills.

He can't pay the mortgage.

- Mortgage?

- It's like a house payment.

We're not gonna be able to live here anymore.

- Oh yeah, he did mention that this morning,

but I thought we had some, you know, time.

- Foreclosure, we're going to lose the house.

(sad music)

What are you reading?

- "Should Could and Would" for the summer report.

It's a classic children's book

about three gnomes who had a beat up old house.

- You're already reading it?

You just got home from school.

- "Should Could and Would" had a tiny little spot

found at the top of a large sunny rock,

a simple shanty house that didn't have a lock,

a healthy, happy home it surely was not.

Action, not inaction was the lesson they were taught.

- Man, what are we gonna do?

I feel so helpless yet hungry.

- And to make things worse,

I have homework to do.

- Burn it.

- I can't burn my homework!

I'll flunk.

- It's elementary school, who cares?

- Action, not inaction was the lesson they were taught.

- Action, not inaction?

- Are you thinking that I'm thinking?

- Pizza, great idea!

I'll order.

- No, action, not inaction.

We have to get my ice cream wrapper back.

It's mine, I won it,

and we need to get it back

from those creepy ice cream men.

- We need a plan and a pizza.

- Oh my golly gee whiz leaner!

I hear 'em, those stinkin' ice cream men.

Sounds like they're pretty close.

("The Entertainer" by Scott Joplin)

You think there's any way to get our winning wrapper back?

Think we could catch 'em?

- For what?

- To get my winning wrapper back.

- Not on foot.

- What about on our bikes?

- We don't know where they are,

and, even if we did, they could just take off.

- Good point.

They are in a truck.

- I have an idea.

- What are you doing?

(scheming music)

(Brad talking on phone)

(dogs barking)

(dramatic music)

(amazed music)

(dramatic music)

What do you see?

- I'm tracking.

I still got them.

They're parking in the back office.

The big guy's getting out,

and the dumb one's fixing the computer.

- [Brad] I sent my cover letter and resume.

- Great. - Nothing more I can do?

- [Man On Phone] Just be here in one hour

for the interview.

- Okay.

- See you then. - I'll be there.

- See you then, Johnson. - In an hour.

Got it.

- [Jackson] They look like they're about to register it.

- Do something!

(dramatic music)

(walkie talkie beeps)

Hey, that's not your ticket!

Give it back, you creeps!

You won't get away with this. - What?

What the?

Hey, Boss!

There's a helicopter lookin' at me.

- Give us back our winning ticket.

I'm warning you.

- Get outta here!

- [Jackson] You got to the count of three.

One.

- I almost got it, Boss. - Two, three.

- What about your drone?

- It's on warranty.

It doesn't matter.

Either way, we have to go.

(sneaky music)

- Bye, Dad.

- Where are you guys going?

- To the library for...

- A report about taking action.

- Yeah, action, not inaction

was the lesson they were taught.

- Homework?

But it's summer.

- I'm helping her too.

- Do you guys want a ride?

- We're good.

- [Olivia] I'm gonna go get my bag.

- Okay.

Wait, get the smoke bombs.

- Boss!

I got it, Boss!

Says somethin' about town of clues,

high in the sky.

Oh man, it went out again.

(dramatic music)

Boss, we got a problem.

All right, Boss, we got it under control.

- Ah, my truck.

My truck, my truck.

- It's just smoke bomb.

(victorious music)

(lips blowing)

(Boss squeaking)

You happy now, Boss?

- Yes, yes.

- You saved your truck?

- It's my truck.

I worked very hard for this truck, buddy.

(sneaky music)

- [Jackson] The password's on the back.

Change the password so they can't log in again.

- Got it.

Let's see.

I'll change it to action not inaction.

We're in!

(exciting music)

- Well, firstly, if you are watching this,

congratulations, I am very impressed.

You have used your intelligence,

imagination and creativity to successfully

solve the first puzzle.

All expenses will be reimbursed only

for the contest winners.

We can't afford to fly everyone

all over the world looking for clues.

However, if you win, you win big!

So good luck and Godspeed.

It's not on the land or the sea,

but we can't breathe if you don't care about our air.

What you must do in the town of clues

is to get high in the sky that is blue,

using the fewest greenhouse

- Town of clues? - gas emissions

is your mission.

Find the molecule with many warnings.

It's directly linked to the calamity

known as global warming.

If your spirit is unbroken within the clue,

you will discover the token.

(exciting music)

- Carbon emissions?

Town of clues?

Like a clue town.

(suspenseful music)

Let's see, clue town, clues town.

Got it.

There's a town called Clewiston.

Hmm.

Ooh, we can take a bus.

There's one leaving soon.

Glad I've been saving my allowance.

- What are we gonna tell Dad?

- Maybe we can say

that we're going to Mom.

- But she's on vacation.

Maybe you can say that she changed her mind.

- Yeah, because her idiot boyfriend is sick

and they had to come home early.

- I can do this.

I just need Dad's phone for a bit.

- Okay.

- [Brad] I do consider myself to be a person

of good moral character.

Why are you asking me this?

That doesn't seem-

- [Jackson] Hey, Dad.

- Wait, just give me a minute, okay?

- Okay. - What?

Listen, I.

Okay.

I just need some time.

We're gonna move.

I'm going through a divorce,

and my credit is shot, as you know.

I just, and my wife,

my ex-wife is getting back to me on some things I.

What's uh.

Jackson, did you need something?

- Huh?

No, no, no, no, no.

I'm good, I'm good.

Mom, you're not going on vacation?

You're picking us up in an hour or two?

All right.

- Wait, what?

Let me talk to her. - Well, she had to go.

- Oh, so she's not going on vacation?

- No, her boyfriend's sick.

- Oh. (phone buzzing)

I just got a text from her.

Well, that works out.

I have a job interview, so, all right.

Man, that ice cream truck (Jackson gasps)

guy is persistent.

("The Entertainer" by Scott Joplin)

Do you want some?

- Sure.

- All right.

- Olivia, ice cream.

- [Olivia] Oh no.

- Hey, how's it going?

Uh, well, two Huncha Munchas, I guess.

- How about three?

- No, two.

- That'll be $4.

- Good afternoon, sir. - How you doin'?

- Is that your house?

- Yeah, this is it.

- I noticed a couple of children

there in the window.

Are those your kids?

- Yeah, yeah, those are my kids.

Gonna be on their own for a little while

this afternoon, so I figure

I better buy some cooperation.

- They're gonna be home alone you said?

- Yeah, I got a job interview, so, you know.

All right. - That'll be $4.

- Nobody else in the house? - Nope.

- Two frozen babysitters. - There you go.

Now we're talkin'.

- Uh, we'll circle around a few times

to keep an eye on them if you like, sir.

If that'd make - That's really

- you feel more comfortable?

Is that all right? - not necessary.

- Oh, we're in the neighborhood anyway.

- No. - It's easy.

- Whatever, you guys. - Hey, don't worry

about a thing. - Sure.

- Well, please, have a good day.

- Okay, all right. - Good luck

with the job interview. - Okay.

- And take your time. - That's just fine.

- Don't worry. - Freaks.

- Don't rush.

Have a nice day.

Arrivederci!

(light music)

- Hi, Dad.

- What are you guys doing?

- Um, well. - Uh, uh, it's our game.

- Okay.

I've got my job interview. - Okay.

- And your mom's coming soon, right?

- Yeah. - Um hmm.

- Okay, so I'll see you later.

- You better hurry.

You don't want to be late.

- You be good.

- Um hmm, all right. - Okay.

All right.

- What are we gonna do?

- I have an idea.

Follow me.

(scheming music)

- What are we gonna do?

- I have an idea that's gonna shock 'em.

(sparks sizzling)

- Coast is clear, Boss.

Yah!

- Hey.

- What's up, Boss?

- See that door?

- Right there behind that tree?

- We need to get behind that door

to get those kids that have the clue.

Understand? - What clue?

- From the Huncha Muncha wrapper, for the treasure.

- What treasure?

- For the treasure we've been looking for all day!

- [Chilly] Ugh!

- How many times I need to tell you?

- Oh, all right.

- [Olivia] Are you ready to kill 'em?

- [Jackson] It's good.

- [Chilly] Are you sure he's gone?

- [Boss] He's gone.

All right, now, Chilly, - Yeah?

- [Boss] Kick that door open.

So we can get in there and get that wrapper.

- Yah! - Kick it!

Do it again. - Chop suey!

- Again. - Chop suey!

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

Look.

- Uh!

Oh man, a key.

(electricity sizzling)

(Chilly blubbering)

(Boss laughing)

- [Boss] He just got electrocuted.

He's all fried up.

(sneaky music)

- Wait.

Do you have those pliers?

- Yeah. - I have an idea.

- Hey, there they go.

Look, there are the kids.

- There. (blubbering)

- Go get 'em.

Go get 'em, Chilly.

(Chilly blubbering)

(air hissing)

Chilly, we got a flat tire now!

- Of course we do. - We gotta get

to the shop now.

- [Chilly] Nothing goes right with us, Boss.

- Oh, man.

Here, try cleaning yourself up.

You're a mess.

Ay yi yi.

- [Chilly] Let's go fix this flat.

- [Boss] We gotta figure out where the clue is.

- [Chilly] There's a great shop up the road

if you speak Mexican.

("The Entertainer" by Scott Joplin)

(sneaky music)

- We're supposed to find a molecule.

How are we going to find a molecule?

I mean, like, they're pretty tiny, right?

- How are we gonna get high in the sky?

- I was thinking maybe a plane?

Here comes the bus!

There's wi-fi on the bus.

We'll just search up planes

and transportation and stuff there.

- Boss, kids, town of clues.

Town of clues.

And ideas?

- No, it's uh nothing to mind.

- Oh.

(speaking in foreign language)

- Bless you.

- Oh, no, no, it's the town of clues.

Yeah, yeah.

It's Clewiston.

- Yes, yup. - Clewiston, Florida.

Like a clues town.

Clewiston.

Yeah, man, we used to get way high in the sky there, man.

Yeah. - What?

- Yeah, yeah, you know like hang gliding.

- Hmm? - Hand gliding?

- No, no, hang gliding.

You go (whistles) way in the sky, you know?

It's like they pull you behind the like a slow plane

up in the sky, total tranquilo.

- I think that's where the kids might be.

- Sometimes they make you a, a truck

with a rope, and they drag you behind.

You going to go hang gliding

way high in the sky? - This guy.

Yeah, this guy.

- You go in the sky? - This guy.

(speaking in foreign language)

(mechanic and Chilly laughing)

- Is he making fun of me?

- I have no idea.

- Don't you forget, I'm the boss here.

Nobody makes fun of the boss.

'Cause I can fly, and I'm gonna get

those kids and those clues.

You watch.

Watch me.

(ice cream truck backfires)

("The Entertainer" by Scott Joplin)

- No airports.

No nothing.

Just this one hang gliding place.

- No mission is the mission.

- I think there's a bus stop near the hang gliding place.

- Do you think humans are causing global warming?

- I just think people should clean up after themselves.

Every kid knows that.

I'm gonna turn off our track app,

so Dad doesn't know we left.

You know, I think regardless of global warming,

people are definitely polluting earth's land,

air and water with all kinds of chemicals.

(apprehensive music)

It's close to here.

Just a mile down an old dirt road.

It's easy to fly a hang glider.

- [Jackson] Yeah, it said if you can steer a shopping cart

you can fly a hang glider.

- [Olivia] A shopping cart's on the ground.

And last time you steered the shopping cart,

you knocked over the tomato can display.

- [Jackson] Yeah, well that won't happen

flying a hang glider.

- [Olivia] Why not?

- [Jackson] Because there's no tomato can displays

in the sky.

- [Olivia] Good point.

- [Boss] Ugh, where is this place?

- [Chilly] Follow that duck!

- [Olivia] Is that a duck?

Oh no, the ice cream men have caught up to us.

How do they fly?

If there's no mountains to jump off of?

- [Jackson] They pull us up by plane or truck.

(ominous music)

- Hey you kids, you want to fly?

- Yeah, we need tandem flight, please.

- All right, all right.

That'll be $147.

I can only get one of you in the air at a time.

You got that kind of scratch?

- This should do.

- Wow, look at that.

Now we're talkin', now we're talkin'.

Hang glider and pilot are standin' by right over there.

I gotta go to the bathroom.

I'll be back in a couple of minutes,

and we'll get you high in the sky.

Gimme a second.

I'll be right back.

Y'all don't go nowhere, you hear?

Get her done.

(frantic music)

- [Jackson] Follow me, I have an idea.

- [Olivia] Are you sure about this?

(ice cream truck backfires)

- [Chilly] Yah!

(comical music)

(Boss farting)

(toilet flushes)

- Hey, how you doin', man? - Hey.

- How can I help you?

- Did you see a couple of kids come through here?

- Yeah, I did.

I think they went up that way.

- You gotta get me up into the sky.

- You're not gettin' high in the sky today, sir.

- Are you tryin' to say I'm too tall?

- Are you sure this is a good idea?

- Would you rather be kidnapped?

- [Olivia] Point taken.

- Yeah, you're too tall.

That's it, yeah.

- You believe this guy?

He's tryin' to tell me I'm too tall to fly?

- Crazy.

You're not even tall!

- Well, get in the truck.

We gotta go get 'em.

Let's go get 'em.

(dramatic music)

- Are you sure you can fly this?

- I can fly anything.

Oh, snap, the ice cream men.

We gotta go.

- [Olivia] So how does this work?

- [Jackson] That rope is attached to the plane.

It's gonna pull us into the air,

where, hopefully, we'll find the clue.

- Hey, kids, you can't go without me.

- Full speed ahead!

- Dagnabbit, not again.

- Oh my gosh, we're not gonna make it!

- [Jackson] Yes, we are!

- [Chilly] Hey, you missed 'em.

- Oh.

- Wow, those kids can actually fly.

(adventurous music)

- [Olivia] This is awesome.

We're actually flying.

How are we going to find a molecule with many warnings

linked to global warming?

- Wait, that looks like, like, carbon dioxide?

- [Boss] The clue must be up there somewhere.

You've gotta tow me up.

- [Chilly] You sure about this?

- [Boss] Don't question me, I'm the boss!

- [Chilly] Yah!

- All right, get the rope.

All right, Chilly, we're gonna use the truck

to tow me up in the sky.

(suspenseful music)

Hey, hurry up!

We're gonna fly high in the sky.

I'm gonna take off quicker than a wrapper

on a Huncha Muncha samich.

I'm gonna be like the sorbet airways.

- You're gonna fly high.

All set, captain.

Let's fly!

He's so gonna die.

- Kick it.

Go.

Oh!

- [Jackson] Is that carbon dioxide?

That's it!

Let's disconnect and land this thing.

(adventurous music)

- Good landing.

- [Boss] Hit it!

- He thinks he's gonna fly.

- Chilly, kick it!

- [Chilly] He's probably gonna die!

- Chilly, get me up in the air.

Oh, shoot, the rope broke.

Get the kids!

- (laughing) Tough break, Boss!

I'm gonna get the kids.

(ice cream truck backfiring)

(dramatic music)

(light music)

- Charcoal, carbon.

- Tires, muffler, these are all car parts.

- Catalytic converter?

Carbon dioxide.

- [Chilly] Huncha Muncha!

(dramatic music)

- Wow. - Ooh.

(wondrous music)

- [Jackson] A Planet Puzzler is part of a unique

group of people who solves the world's greatest problems?

- [Olivia] Enter it, quick.

(exciting music)

- This next mystery's key lies

in the theater of the sea,

where there's a clash between water, life and trash.

Don't wait until later,

there could be alligators.

You'll need a skiff to look under the cliff.

But once you reach the end of the beach,

listen and you'll hear the cry of the Lorelei.

(exciting music)

- [Jackson] Let's get out of here.

(frantic music)

Ice cream men! - Oh no.

(ice cream truck backfiring)

- [Jackson] Keep it up.

- [Chilly] Hee yah!

Direct hit.

- I got you, Jackson.

- Peekaboo! - Ugh, ugh.

- Got you.

- [Olivia] Ha, take that!

Ice cream to the face!

(Chilly grunting)

Come on, start, start start.

- [Boss] Oh, hey, hey, what are you doin'?

- No, no. - Come here, you little brat.

- [Olivia] Let go of me.

Come on, no, let go of me. - I got you now.

- [Olivia] No, no.

- Stop! - Let go of me!

Let go! - Let me down.

- Get in there. - Let me down!

(kids struggling)

- Hey, I know you know where the clue is!

Now cough it up!

- We don't know anything.

- It's in the Keys.

- Hear that, Boss?

We're goin' to the Keys.

- What are you doing?

- Getting us a ride to the Keys.

- Oh, smart.

- Now let's get rid of these little kids!

- You'll never solve the riddle on your own.

- Ooh, burn.

- We need them to solve the clue.

You know, so we can find the next token down in the Keys.

(cell phone ringing) - Check, Boss.

- Answer the phone!

- [Chilly] Untie 'em?

- Or the dad's gonna call the cops!

- You answer that phone.

Where is it?

- [Olivia] It's my dad!

- [Brad] Hey, Olivia.

- Uh, hi, Dad.

- I finally got back from my job interview.

It took forever.

But I wanted to tell you guys good night.

(tinny ice cream truck music)

What is that music?

- [Olivia] What music?

- Is everything okay?

- [Olivia] We're having fun,

and you don't need to worry about us.

- You are with your mother, right?

- Mom totally gave us permission

to do this contest.

- Contest?

- We're, you know, following our hunch.

- Following your hunch?

I don't.

- You know, like the ice cream?

- What- - Dad, we're totally fine.

Don't worry about us.

- Is Jackson with you?

Let me talk to him.

- Jackson's just kind of tied up at the moment.

You know, no big deal.

Gotta go, Dad, bye!

(worried music)

- What?

(tropical music)

(phone buzzing)

- Ugh!

Who's calling me in Fiji?

Oh, it's the schmuck!

What?

- You gave the kids permission to do some contest?

- Ugh, why would I be talking to the kids?

I'm sitting on a beach in Fiji right now.

- You are in Fiji?

At the beach, in the middle of the night?

- It's daytime here, you twit.

- Triple whiskey on the rocks.

- Thank you.

- Fiji weegee, the spirit of spirits.

- Thank you.

- [Waiter] That'll be $57.25.

- Go ahead and put - No, the kids said

- it on my room. - that you stayed home

because your stupid boyfriend was sick.

- They tricked you again.

You're so manipulable.

- Manipulable.

- Just find them!

- How am I supposed to-

- Hire a detective!

- I'll find one first thing in the morning.

- You know, my parents were divorced,

but I didn't even know it

because they did this thing called co-parenting,

where they worked together to raise us

despite their differences.

- So you're saying I should probably

go help the kids.

- Hey, (tongue clicks) that's a great idea.

I will have them fuel up the jet.

(Janet sighs)

- Your card bounced.

- Ugh.

- Give it to the girl over there.

I bet she could do it.

She knows how to solve the clues.

- I could crack it if I had the laptop.

- Give her the computer!

I wanna win this contest already!

I can't spend all my time lookin' for clues!

We have ice cream to sell!

(suspenseful music)

- [Olivia] Cliff, Lorelei, skiff, cry, alligator.

I think I got it.

- [Jackson] No, no, no, no, no.

I know the exact Boolean search to do.

Untie me.

- Okay.

If you say so.

What are you?

- [Jackson] Lorelei in the Theater of the Sea.

We went there on vacation.

It's in the Keys.

- [Olivia] What?

- Just what I thought, Theater of the Sea.

It has crocodiles, alligators, everything.

It's at the Theater of the Sea.

(ice cream truck backfires)

- Okay, so what's the plan, Jacks?

- Inside is a public place.

They can't keep us tied up.

We'll make a break for it on my cue.

- Good plan.

(Chilly and Boss laughing)

- Now you're gonna show us where the treasure is.

Get over here.

You better stay close. - Get over here!

- [Olivia] Let me go, hey.

(apprehensive music)

- Oh.

Mm hmm.

Welcome to Spy-Spot.

I'm I-Spy.

How can I help you?

- Are you a detective?

- I'm a spy.

- Whatever.

My kids are missing.

- You lost your kids?

Did you call the cops?

- Yes.

They won't do anything for 48 hours.

Can you find them?

- I-Spy can try.

- What's your real name?

- I-Spy, I had it changed for business purposes.

So do you have any idea where your kids could be?

- All I know is they said something

about follow your hunch.

- Follow your hunch.

Oh, the contest, right.

Where you can win a million dollars?

Awesome.

So I'll just get into the contest website.

But first, I'm just gonna need you to sign

here, here, here, here.

That's how much it's gonna be,

which shouldn't be a problem

if your kids win the contest.

- Oh ho, we got you kids. - Let go.

- You're not gettin' away now.

(dolphin squeaking)

(ominous music)

(men struggling)

- [Jackson] Now, Olivia.

- Let 'em go.

- [Olivia] So where are we going?

- [Boss] Uh, let 'em go.

We know where the clue is.

By the alligator exhibit.

- [Jackson] The alligator exhibit.

- [Olivia] What?

(dramatic music)

- [Boss] Uh, don't worry about it.

I know where it is. - It's an easy contest, Boss.

- Hurry, they're coming. - Let's go.

- Hey look, I see something over there.

- There it is!

- It's a clue. - Get it.

What's it say? - It's a paper.

Let me see what it says.

Ugh.

You two are idiots!

- Idiots?

Have you seen any idiots?

- Yeah, you're the idiot.

- Great!

Maybe I have the clue.

Check my pockets.

Nope, still nothin', Boss.

- Uh uh.

Let's get outta here.

Let's go find these kids.

- Got it!

- [Olivia] Which way to the Lorelei?

(dramatic music)

- It's close.

We need to get to the beach.

- They're closed.

You'll have to get there by sea.

- We'll take a boat then.

- I don't rent boats to children.

- [Jackson] I have an idea.

- All right, we're gonna go find these kids now.

- Check the computer, Boss,

and see what these kids were lookin' at.

- Ah, let's see what we got here.

(Olivia humming)

- Hi, we'd like a boat.

- Aye, a boat.

Clearly, you're over 18.

We need a signature and a driver's license number.

- Yes, yes, that's how we got here, by car.

- [Man] By car?

Then you'll like the Cadillac boat.

- There.

They're at the Lorelei Restaurant.

- Lorelei, got it, Boss. - Lorelei, there it is.

I got it.

I got it right on here.

Here it is.

("The Entertainer" by Scott Joplin)

(ice cream truck backfiring)

(dramatic music)

- [Jackson] We'll take the Cadillac around to the beach.

(ice cream truck backfiring)

- [Olivia] Can you drive this?

- [Jackson] I can drive anything.

- [Olivia] Are we unhooked?

- Hey, did you see a couple of kids

come by here to rent a boat?

- [Man] I don't rent boats to children!

But they went that way.

- Go get 'em.

Let's go get 'em.

Go get 'em.

- If we don't hurry up, - Look, there they go!

- [Chilly] we'll never get those kids, Iceman.

- They're right over there, Chilly.

- [Chilly] Let's be real pirates, Boss, and take this boat.

- [Boss] There's a lotta steps here, you know.

The boat's creakin'.

The bows are gonna break.

- [Chilly] Maybe you're too tall for this boat.

- I see 'em over there.

(dramatic music)

- [Chilly] Fire in the hole!

- This whole boat is made out of plastic.

It's not even real.

Look, look, look!

They're goin' slow.

I think we can catch 'em.

(slow jazz music)

- Do you have your kids' email addresses?

- Yeah, um, that and some other stuff there.

- [I-Spy] Okay.

- [Olivia] Is this as fast as it goes?

(dramatic music)

- This thing sure is slow!

It's like we're movin' backwards, Boss.

- Both boats are slower than molasses!

We're never gonna get these kids.

Go down below and find something now, will ya?

They're gonna get away!

- Got it, Boss.

- [Olivia] Where is the beach?

- [Jackson] According to the map,

it's right around the corner.

- So much junk down here.

Think I found somethin', Boss!

- [Iceman] Come on, let's go.

We gotta stop these kids.

(Chilly laughing)

- Lookit what I got, Boss!

This'll stop 'em.

- Is there anything they've been doing this summer?

- Olivia likes unicorns.

Ugh.

Mermaids, uh.

"Should, Could and Would."

Um.

(slow jazz music)

- Maybe something more personal?

- This is outrageous!

This is just.

Do me a favor, just get the harpoon,

and let's shoot these guys already.

Please!

Look at this thing.

I look like a joke!

(dramatic music)

All right, Chilly, line 'em up nice and easy.

Shoot 'em!

Shoot 'em already!

(both laughing)

We got 'em. - Got 'em!

- We're hit.

- Yes, yes! - Yeah!

(light music)

- [Olivia] Man, that was a perfect shot.

So much smoke and oil.

It's spraying all over the place.

- [Jackson] I can still get us to shore.

- Victory is ours. (laughs)

- We got you kids!

Looks kinda shallow there, Boss.

- [Iceman] (laughing) It's too shallow

where they're heading.

- [Chilly] What's the draft on this boat?

- [Iceman] We have to double back to the dock.

- [Chilly] See what I see?

They're there, we gotta go there.

- [Iceman] Those kids are headed to that beach cove.

- [Jackson] Lorelei Cove.

According to the map, it's too shallow for their boat.

They'll have to go around.

(airy music)

- [Olivia] Where do you think the clue is?

- [Jackson] This is the end of the beach.

The clue has to be here somewhere.

- [Olivia] And what is that creepy singing?

And what's a skiff?

- I don't know, a boat maybe?

- [Olivia] We're at the end of the beach.

Why does everything smell?

I don't see a cliff.

There's no rocks or anything.

This is Florida.

We don't have mountains.

All we have is trash mountains.

- Mermaids, uh.

- There's no cliffs anywhere!

- (sighs) Let's just sit here and be sad about life.

What are we doing?

- I know.

We're so far from home.

Well, at least we're on an adventure.

- A terrible adventure!

- Terribly awesome!

I mean, like, it's all about the perspective.

Who else gets to go on an adventure?

- This is so stupid!

(illuminating music)

Liv, get up.

Get up.

Come on, get up.

Cliff's skiff.

Skiff is another name for a boat.

- Under the cliff.

(investigating music)

There's something here.

- [Jackson] Can you get it?

(Olivia gasps)

(wondrous music)

- [Olivia] A coin, a clue.

- [Jackson] We're in.

(exciting music)

- I must say, I am thoroughly impressed.

I had my doubts that anyone could make it this far,

but yet, here you are.

So let's get down to it, shall we?

We've discussed the air and the sea,

but at hand is the land,

where we shall solve the biggest mystery.

You must find a marker of the sea.

The key is where the three come to be

at a point established in 1983.

(exciting music)

- [Olivia] Mom's always said she was born in 1983

at the Southernmost Point in Key West.

Excuse me, do you know how we can get to Key West?

- [Woman] Yeah, you can take Wild Bill's Biplanes.

- [Olivia] Thank you.

(slow jazz music)

- Action, not inaction.

We're in!

So here I can actually see the last location

they were, the last clue they found,

and it looks like that was Islamorada.

- [Brad] Wow, that's great.

(exciting music)

- What pilot is going to let

two alone kids fly on his plane?

What kind of crazy, insane, ludicrous pilot would do that?

- Nothing is going to stop us.

Here, take my phone and call Biplane Bill.

- Here's the phone number.

Got it.

- [Bill] Conch Republic Air Force Tours,

this is Biplane Bill.

- Hello. - Howdy, ma'am.

- My two kids have been dying to see their dad

near the Southernmost Point. - Yes, ma'am, I understand.

- Yes, yes. - Yes, how can I help you?

- You fly from Islamorada to Key West, don't you?

- [Bill] Twice a day,

but for two kids, you'll have to sign

that online waiver form.

- What?

I have to sign the online waiver?

- [Bill] Yes, ma'am,

everybody under 18 - If I must.

I guess I'll have to go the extra mile.

- [Bill] Well now, ma'am, it's not really an extra mile.

It's on the internet.

You can just sign it right there

on the phone or any kind of tablet.

- Excuse me.

You seen these two little kids runnin' around here?

- Yeah, they went to Wild Bill's Biplanes.

- Two kids? - Back that way?

- Two. - Two kids, back that way.

- Which way?

- All right. - That way.

- Right here?

- That's it. - Let's go, Boss.

- Okay, I think I got us signed up.

It should be right over there.

- [Jackson] Let's go!

Play the dramatic music.

(dramatic music)

(slow jazz music)

- So the Southernmost Point was established in 1983.

- By land, air and sea.

Let's go, Key West.

- We'll never make it down there.

The traffic's really bad.

(Brad sighs)

- How about by jet-ski?

- Mm hmm. (chuckles)

(dramatic music)

(frantic music)

- Hey, kids.

Welcome to the Conch Republic Air Force Tours.

How can I help you today?

- We needed a tour to Key West.

- We go from Islamorada down to Key West.

You guys got $200?

It's $200 per person.

Did your parents sign that online waiver?

- Yes.

- Two kids, I got a call about it too.

One to.

Oh look, kids, ice cream!

- What? - I'll tell you what,

y'all want some Huncha Munchas?

I'm gonna go get you some Huncha Munchas for your ride.

How's that sound?

All right, y'all go get loaded up in the front seat.

(dramatic music)

- [Olivia] I guess somebody's had their coffee.

- Hey, I need two of them Huncha Munchas.

- Why not three?

- Have you seen a coupla kids come by here?

- Yeah, they're in the plane right now.

- Chilly, see if you can get us a plane

to get us up there.

- Can we get a plane to get up there

with those dirty faced kids?

- No, I only got the one.

Be back in a few hours.

Kids said somethin' about Southernmost Point.

- [Iceman] Chilly, you drive.

I have an idea.

- [Bill] Thanks.

- Have a Huncha Muncha day!

- Lemme get my flight hat, and we'll go.

Okay.

- [Chilly] Huncha Muncha!

(dramatic music)

- Hey, wait up!

Hello?

Where do you think you're going?

Stop walking away from me!

I found out where they are.

- Well, you're not coming with me.

- Well, the deposit's nonrefundable,

and you still owe me the remainder.

- Uh uh.

No, you're not.

Hey, how you doin'?

How fast do these things go?

- Well, 60 miles an hour.

- I could be in Key West in an hour.

Okay, and how much?

- [Man] 100 bucks.

- Okay, I'll take it.

- [Man] All right, all you have to do

is sign here, sign here,

sign here, sign here, sign here.

Initial here, sign here,

sign here, sign here.

- [Chilly] How we lookin', Boss?

- Those kids will be flying right over us.

The runway is right there.

- Hmm.

- Do you see it?

- Mm hmm.

- We're gonna get those kids,

shoot them out of the sky.

- How am I gonna do that, Boss?

- Do you remember when I told you

that I, ha, ha, modified it?

- Yeah.

- Shoot 'em down, get 'em!

- [Chilly] To the roof.

(dramatic music)

- All right, Chilly, I'm loading up

the Huncha Muncha launcher,

and you're gonna knock those kids

right out of the sky.

- Ha!

Oh ho!

Hmm.

We're gonna need more power, Boss!

- [Iceman] Okay, I'm gonna give you all she's got.

More power comin' up.

(adventurous music)

- We gotta get out of here, fast.

- Let's go, Biplane Bill.

- [Bill] All right, kids, hold onto your hats.

Here we go, cleared for takeoff.

- Full speed ahead. - This is actually not speed.

This is actually not speed.

- Shoop, and another one. (chuckles)

Here, okay, locked and loaded, Chilly.

(dramatic music)

(launcher firing)

- [Bill] What the heck is goin' on here?

There's some Huncha Muncha samiches flyin' by us.

- Yah, yah, yah! - Stand by for evasive flying.

Not my first rodeo.

(Chilly yelling)

(launcher firing)

(hard rock music)

- [Iceman] Huncha Muncha!

- [Bill] We're in clear air, kids.

Sit back and enjoy the ride down to Key West.

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey, hey ♪

- [Olivia] What are you looking for?

- Those creepy ice cream men.

- Do you think they could've caught us?

We took a plane.

- I know, but it wasn't very far,

and we're walking.

♪ Hey ♪

- [Chilly] Huncha Muncha!

There they are!

- Oh my golly gee whiz leaner.

(frantic music)

Bike, bike, bike.

- [Jackson] Bike, please!

- [Olivia] Go fast.

I'll pay the speeding tickets.

Fast, fast, fast.

Pedal, pedal, pedal.

- [Chilly] Gimme that!

- [Man] Hey, my mop!

- Here we go!

Gotcha!

Don't like that?

Dirty mop in your face.

Hi yah!

(ice cream truck backfiring)

(Iceman farts)

Yah!

- [Iceman] There has to be a clue somewhere here.

Look, look for a trapdoor or something.

- [Chilly] Watch out.

I don't want to fall in a trap!

- Whoa!

- The clue's not here.

- It's gotta be!

- Game over!

(light music)

- [Iceman] Hey, there's no way

these stupid kids are gonna find it.

- The clue has to be here. - It's not.

Somebody must've beat us to it.

- Jackson! - Look!

- Olivia.

Hey. - Hey.

- I told you nobody could solve it,

especially a dumb girl like you.

- You couldn't find the clue if it bit you in the nose.

- [I-Spy] Hey!

- Or if it slapped you in the face.

- Ugh!

- Get off of me! - Hey, that's child abuse!

- Ugh! - Ow!

- Get your hands off my kids!

- Hey!

I told you I'd find them.

- Stay there!

I'll be right there.

Don't move!

- Just wait.

- [Olivia] Are you okay?

- [Jackson] Olivia, there's a rope.

- [Olivia] Where do you think he goes?

- [Jackson] In a drain, kind of suspicious.

- [Olivia] Let's follow it.

(dramatic music)

- [Jackson] Look, a marker of the sea.

- [Olivia] Where the three come to be,

land, air and sea.

Let's pull it in.

- [Jackson] Come on.

- Whoa.

- [Chilly] What are these kids doing now?

- [Iceman] Uh, these kids are just wastin' their time.

Look at this, they're playin' with a ball.

- [Chilly] They're trash collectors.

- Hurry up, Jackson. - Trash collectors, Boss.

- Let's go. - Kids are dumb.

- Are you guys okay?

- Dad, how did you find us?

- He didn't.

I found you.

Another case solved, 100%.

- Who's this?

- Uh, Spy, I-Spy.

- Who are these guys?

- Remember the ice cream men?

- Did they hurt you?

- Nah, they just kidnapped us.

But we could've gotten away at any point.

They're too stupid.

- We let them kidnap us

so we could get down to the Southernmost Point.

It's like reverse psychology.

- You hitchhiked with kidnappers?

- Epic!

Nice move, kids.

- What is wrong with you?

- Ugh.

- Looks like it's back to livin' the dream, huh, Boss?

- Yeah well, those kids look real happy.

- Hmm.

(funny music)

- [I-Spy] Hey, hey, you still owe me a balance.

- You didn't do anything.

I did all the work.

- [I-Spy] What do you mean?

I got us all the way here.

- [Brad] I didn't even want you to come.

- [I-Spy] Which reminds me,

do you have a way to get us back?

- [Brad] (sighs) We'll have to get a car.

It's gonna cost a fortune.

- [Olivia] Let's take the jet-ski home.

- [Brad] No, honey.

We can't all fit on the jet-ski.

I can't believe you guys.

What were you thinking?

- [Jackson] We were tryin' to win a million dollars, Dad,

and save the whole world

after your generation screwed it up.

("The Entertainer" by Scott Joplin)

- Come on, Chilly, let's go.

Those kids look suspicious.

I think it's a good idea

we go stake out the house.

- A stakeout?

(light bouncy music)

- [Jackson] Dad, do we have to take a shower?

- Ugh, it's fine.

We'll just clean up in the morning.

I can't believe we, we made it.

We're, we're home.

Ah.

Ah.

Well, that was some terrible adventure

you two were on. - Nah, it was awesome.

Well, I could say it was a terrible adventure,

but, the truth is, we had a blast.

- Really?

- And, plus, we were doing it for you.

- [Brad] What do you mean?

- If we could've solved the puzzle,

we could've won one million dollars and a job.

- Oh, that's sweet, honey,

but I'm pretty sure you have to be an adult.

- They presume it'll be an adult, I think,

but I read the terms of services.

It doesn't specify any age.

Either way, they're selling it on ice cream!

- I don't want you guys to worry about that.

We're gonna figure something out.

All right, kid, time to get some sleep.

- (sighs) We were so close.

We almost won.

- Yeah, well, you need to be home

on electronics, doing nothing like a normal kid.

- Okay.

- (sighs) I'm sure it goes without saying,

but you better never,

ever, ever do anything like that ever again.

- [Jackson] Okay.

(sneaky music)

(wondrous music)

Whoa, a key.

(magical music)

(exciting music)

("The Entertainer" by Scott Joplin)

- I'm gonna pull up around the corner over here.

See the spot?

That's where we're gonna go do the stakeout.

- Steak?

I love steak!

- I'm not talkin' about food!

I'm talkin' about watchin' the house with the kids!

You keep talking about steak!

(Chilly laughing)

I can't believe that you got a delivery this time of day!

- Well, you said it was a stakeout, Boss!

This is steak,

and we're out!

- Ugh. - Speaking of big ideas.

I have an idea for a Huncha Muncha dance.

Watch this!

Ha!

♪ Make it extra tasty, please ♪

♪ Sprinkle, sprinkle, now you're crunchin' ♪

♪ Follow your hunch and get munchin' ♪

♪ Make it freeze, make it squeeze ♪

♪ Make it extra tasty, please ♪

♪ Sprinkle, sprinkle, ha ♪

♪ Follow your hunch and get munch ♪

- Liv, Liv, we're still in the contest.

Liv, Liv, I just entered it.

(suspenseful music)

Liv!

I just entered it.

We're still in the contest.

- The Castillo de San Marcos?

- [Jackson] There's a train leaving soon.

- [Olivia] Play it.

Let's check it out.

(exciting music)

- Surprisingly, you've solved the clues

of the land, air and sea.

Now there is just one more puzzle

for which you must find the key.

We must solve the conflicts and wars to save humanity.

Madmen with bombs threaten more than just prosperity.

The Native Americans were treated so mean,

the stolen castle in St. Augustine.

To find the final clue,

you must use the key,

look for the illuminated portals three.

Open the lock in the box

in the fortress of the saint.

When you open the lock,

you will find the solution

to war, poverty and pollution.

(exciting music)

- [Chilly] Come on, Iceman.

♪ It's iceman, just chillin' what you need ♪

♪ Make it freeze, make it squeeze ♪

♪ Make it extra tasty, please ♪

♪ Sprinkle, sprinkle, now you're crunchin' ♪

♪ Follow your hunch and get munchin' ♪

♪ Make it freeze ♪

♪ Make it squeeze ♪ - You want me to what?

♪ Make it extra tasty, please ♪

♪ Sprinkle, sprinkle, now you're crunchin' ♪

♪ Follow your hunch and get munchin' ♪

Come on, Iceman, move your feet.

Put your arms up.

Move your feet, put your arms up.

- They're up!

My feet. - Come on, Boss.

Uh, forget it.

Come on, Boss, you can do it.

♪ Make it freeze, make it squeeze ♪

- Make it squeeze?

All this dancin' hurts my knees.

♪ Sprinkle, sprinkle ♪

♪ Ha, follow your hunch ♪ - Oh, I gotta sit down.

♪ Do the Huncha Muncha ♪

♪ Eat your freeze, make it squeeze ♪

♪ Make it extra tasty, please ♪

- Chilly, look!

The kids are comin' out.

We gotta get the kids.

Look, let's go get 'em.

- Full steam ahead, Boss!

(train whistle blowing)

(light bouncy music)

- Uh, ma'am, ma'am, your wig.

- Oh, thank you, young man.

- [Ticket Seller] Where you headed, ma'am?

- New York City.

We're makin' a movie!

- [Ticker Seller] You and everyone else.

Six people already came through here today

sayin' they were makin' movies.

- [Woman] Well, whatever.

- Here you go.

Where you headed, kids?

- St. Augustine.

- St. Augustine?

What are you doin', makin' a movie?

- Saving the world.

- Savin' the world?

I had seven people come through here

sayin' they were tryin' to save the world today.

That'll be 42.50.

- 42.50, here.

- Go on, kids, train four.

- Hey, can I get a ticket to New York?

- [Ticket Seller] Train 17, sir, 42.50.

(dramatic music)

- [Chilly] Aw, man!

They're closed!

- We gotta get those kids!

We need that token.

That's my retirement plan.

- Yah!

(light airy music)

- That one.

- [Chilly] You can't just, you can't just close the gates.

We need tickets.

- Sorry, guys, we're closed.

Next train leaves tomorrow morning.

- Oh, that's it?

You know that's why the train industry's dyin'!

- I'll go over there,

so you lift me up.

Bring me over the top. - Ready?

We're gonna get you in there. - Yeah, come on.

Let's do this. - All right.

- One. - You ready?

- Two, 2 1/2, no way!

(Iceman groaning)

No way, Iceman!

- [Olivia] Here we are, train four.

- [Announcer] Train four will be departing

for cities like Orlando and St. Augustine

in 15 minutes.

- You gotta go over that fence.

- [Chilly] I'm gonna go over the fence?

- You gotta go get those kids.

- Uh!

- All right, get up, come on.

You gotta do this.

Get over the fence.

(Chilly grunting)

Chilly, come on.

Come on, stop foolin' around, will ya?

Get in there. (Chilly yells)

Oh, man, get up, come on, come on, come on.

You're on a mission now.

I want you to go find those kids,

and I'll go in the truck,

and I'll meet you on the flip side.

Find out where they are.

Let me know. - Got it, Boss.

- Good luck.

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

- [Chilly] No kids here.

Kids?

(rooster crows)

(peaceful music)

(Brad sighs)

- Jackson?

Olivia?

Jackson, Olivia?

(dramatic music)

(light bouncy music)

- All aboard!

This train goes to Orlando, St. Augustine

and New York City!

- Excuse me, where's this train going?

- This train goes to Orlando, St. Augustine

and New York City!

- Mm hmm.

(frantic music)

- Jackson, Olivia.

Ugh.

(phone ringing)

- Dad.

- Jackson, where are you?

- On a train.

- On a train?

What are you doing on a train?

- We have some unfinished business.

- Where are you going?

- To the Castillo de San Marcos.

Remember?

I went there on a school trip.

- You can't just go to St. Augustine.

- Why not?

- Because you're a kid, and you don't have permission.

- We're kinda doing it for you.

- What?

- We're gonna win the contest,

get some money and buy the house.

- No.

You need to get off that train right now.

- End of discussion.

- Jackson?

- What are you looking at?

- I was just wondering if we can get some Huncha Munchas.

- Huncha Munchas?

- From the ice cream man.

(perilous music)

- What are we gonna do?

- Where you at?

Where you at?

Where are you at, kiddos?

I'm gonna get.

There you are!

Say sayonara.

Here I come.

- [Jackson] Get down.

(Chilly chuckling)

(dramatic music)

- Gotcha! - Run.

- Go, go, go. - Get back here.

- [Olivia] Hurry.

- [Chilly] Ugh!

Gimme that key!

- [Man] Hey!

- Can't you knock? - We need to find

a place to hide. - I'm gonna get you!

- Quickly! - All these rooms are full!

- [Passenger] Hey, this room is occupied!

- [Jackson] Come on, in here.

- [Olivia] Not here, go across.

Come on, let's go.

Shh, quiet.

Ready, go. - They're in here!

- Wait for it. - This is confusing.

- [Olivia] Let's go.

- [Chilly] What am I, teleporting?

Is this a wormhole?

Is there a bend in the fabric of space time?

I'm so confused!

- And now! - Is this a crazy dream?

Some kind of weird clown car? - Let's make a break for it.

- [Jackson] The coast is clear, hurry!

(rock music)

- No time to explain, Janet.

I'll be there.

At the private airport.

My truck was repossessed, by the way.

(sighs) I am gonna get those kids.

(people talking)

- [Jackson] I have an idea.

Uh, ma'am, can I take your bags to the back?

- Oh, sure.

Thank you so much, young man.

(light bouncy music)

- [Jackson] We have to find something inconspicuous.

- [Olivia] Got it.

What does inconspicuous mean?

- This is what you brought, my old scooter?

- You always hated this scooter,

and I got it for you.

- We're gonna get there on this thing?

What are you thinking?

- Don't, don't worry about it.

Just get on.

(funny music)

(dramatic music)

- Yah!

Hey.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

- [Jackson] Act normal.

- Have you seen?

Guys, have you seen two little kids

about yeah big, dirty faces?

Hey.

Excuse me, sir.

Fine, ma'am. (chuckles)

Have you seen two little kids?

- About 12 and nine years old?

- Yeah.

- No, sorry, I'm just having a spot of tea

with the samurai.

(Olivia slurping)

- Huh?

Uh.

Ew!

Ugh.

Hmm.

Hey, wait a minute.

You're not even old!

- [Jackson] No, no, waiter!

- I knew it was you kids. - Sir, sir, you can't be

in here without a ticket.

- Hey, hey, what.

- I am so sorry about that. - But, we're gonna,

I'm gonna. - Come on,

let's go, sir. - The treasure's ours, kids!

- [Conductor] Calm down, sir.

(Chilly struggling)

(dramatic music)

(Chilly yells)

- And stay out!

- No tickets. - No service.

(dramatic music)

- I know where they're going!

- Let's go. - Ha, I know

where they're goin', Boss.

St. Augustine! (laughs)

(hard rock music)

- We're gonna make it. - I don't think

we're gonna make it!

I don't know how I let you talk me into this!

- Just eight more hours.

Hang in there.

You can do it for the kids.

(train whistle blowing)

(suspenseful music)

- [Olivia] Which way is it?

- Come on, hurry.

It's this way. - It's that way.

We're close.

It's right there.

(light bouncy music)

- They're closed.

Liv, ice cream men.

Look, you go, and I'll hold them off.

- Action, not inaction.

Here, take this sword.

You might need it.

And remember, get that key.

(dramatic music)

- [Jackson] Where do you think

you're going? - Oh, there you are.

I got somethin' you're lookin' for.

- [Jackson] That's ours!

Ha! - Ugh.

Now this is mine.

Ha ha, it's broken.

It won't open!

- [Jackson] It's a prop.

There's no blade, Huncha Muncha man.

- Oh, a prop.

Well then, it's on.

- [Jackson] Let's dance.

- Hee ah! - Yah!

(both grunting)

- Oh!

- [Olivia] Clue, clue.

Under here.

Nothing here.

Uh, where could it be?

Illuminated portals three.

I need the key.

(both grunting)

- This is ours. - You're never gonna get it.

- It's always been ours. - Never gonna get it.

Ugh.

- I need the key.

- I was certainly surprised to monitor

the security cameras to see

that this puzzle may be solved by children!

It was designed for adults,

designed by adult minds

to be signed by adult analysis.

But these children may be the most brilliant

geniuses of all,

and they have solved the key of the Planet Puzzlers.

- Whew, we made it.

- We sure did.

Ew, what happened to your face?

- Ow, ow, ow!

- It's all burnt.

Why didn't you use sunscreen?

- How do you still look perfect?

- Well, number one, I wear sunscreen.

I exfoliate and moisturize.

I tone, multivitamins,

eight glasses of water.

- All right. - A good night's sleep.

- All right,

let's just get the kids. - Vegetables.

So your truck was repossessed?

- [Brad] Yeah, I missed a payment.

Someone drained my bank account.

- [Janet] I did go a little crazy.

I think we can be a little more amicable.

I've been learning about this new thing

called co-parenting.

- Iceman! - Chilly, where are you?

- Iceman, down here! - Chilly, where are you?

- Iceman! - Hey, Chilly, how did

you get down there? - Help me out!

- What, what, where are the kids?

- [Chilly] They got the key!

- Where's the key?

They got the key?

How did they get the key?

- [Chilly] The little kid kicked my keister

and stole the key!

- You let 'em get away with the key?

Come on, man. - They got it, Iceman.

Oh, Scrooge McMoneygills. - You let them

get away with the key? - Scrooge McMoneygills.

- Who, who's that?

- [Chilly] Scrooge McMoneygills.

- W-what's he doin' here?

(suspenseful music)

(floorboards squeaking)

- The lock in the box

in the fortress of the saint.

(wondrous music)

I saw a code on the key.

822729.

It's us!

- [Both] We're the answer.

- Quick, get your laptop.

(suspenseful music)

(celebratory music)

- [Both] We won!

- [Billy] Well, congratulations.

You solved all the clues

- We won. - And found out the key

to solving the world's problems is you.

You will be awarded a sum total

of one million dollars

and all the Huncha Muncha samiches you can eat.

My assistant and I have been monitoring

you on closed circuit cameras in each location,

and as sure as you are watchin' this,

we are on route to shake your hand

and give you your winnings.

(exciting music)

- [Jackson] We won.

- [Olivia] We won.

We won.

We won.

We won.

We won.

(happy music)

We won.

We won.

We won.

We won.

We won.

We did it.

- Jackson! - We did it.

- Olivia! - We did it.

You two have no idea how much trouble you are in.

- [Olivia] Dad, how did you find us?

- Dad, why are you yelling?

- I'm yelling?

Yes.

Because I'm furious,

and because I can't hear.

Your mother and I have been riding a moped

all day to get here.

(light music)

You have got to stop running off

to scenic and historically significant locations.

And letting deranged ice cream truck men kidnap you!

- [Olivia] But, Dad, we won.

- It's just gonna be a bunch of merchandise

you'll probably have a lifetime supply

of Muncha Huncha Muncha T-shirts!

- Um. - Any money

is just gonna go to taxes and fees.

- [Billy] He does have a good point there.

- [Brad] Thank you.

- However, $600,000 net profit

is a not inconsiderable amount of money, is it?

- It is to the rest of us.

- Wait, what?

- You mean you two came up here together?

- We did, and we're going to be

doing a lot more together too.

- And these children,

these most genius children on the planet,

have solved the puzzle,

a puzzle I designed for adults.

I hired the top scientists,

the best psychologists and the most amazing

middle school science teachers,

and they solved it.

- You're Billy Bob Branson!

- Oh, my God, I am!

- My name is Brad Johnson.

I have applied for a number of positions

within your company.

I'm still shouting, aren't I?

- Are you the lovely progenitor

of these fine genius offspring?

- Why, yes.

I'm Janet Johnson.

- You should be so proud.

They are the most genius children on the planet.

They have solved the puzzle that was designed for adults.

I hired the top scientists, the top psychologists

and the very best middle school science teachers,

and these chosen children have solved it.

I must enroll them in my scholarship program

to take care of their education.

And, furthermore, put them in charge

of my Planet Puzzler program

so that they can teach other children

the kind of genius that they have released

upon this wonderful world.

- That is so amazing.

- I'll see to it that they are paired

with the best possible team of creatives to assist them.

- Hmm.

- Oh my gosh, thank you so much.

I don't believe it.

- Wait a minute!

Mr. Branson, I'm your number one ice cream sandwich seller

in the whole wide world.

- Mm hmm.

- And now, these kids,

these kids are gonna take all

that treasure money away from me?

After all the work and effort we put into this?

Do you know how long I been looking forward to this?

I mean, come on!

You gotta give me something for this, sir.

- Well, I have been monitoring this entire contest

on security cameras,

and I can tell you that the two of you are

eligible for 10 to 20 years in the state penitentiary

if these children should so choose to press charges.

- Just a moment here.

Do you realize how hard we worked?

Do you?

- But he's the world's greatest ice cream

salesman in the world!

- How are we gonna get home?

- How about a trip in our corporate helicopter?

The ride down to Boca Raton is beautiful.

- [Olivia] Awesome, a helicopter!

- [Jackson] Can we get a pizza?

(Iceman stammering)

- There goes Scrooge McMoneygills with all our money!

- [Iceman] Mr. Branson!

Mr. Branson!

Ugh!

Get outta the way.

I don't need you anymore!

You're fired!

- I thought we were a team. - Don't follow me!

(sneaky music)

(Chilly chuckling)

- [Chilly] Uh oh.

(cannon fires)

(explosion booms)

(Chilly chuckling)

(school bell ringing)

- All right, all right, settle down.

Settle down, settle down.

Please take your seats.

Welcome back from the break, all right.

I'm your teacher, Mr. Cook.

So over the break, I know you guys

had to do a report

on this wonderful book called "Should, Could and"

- [Children] And Would.

- That's right, so I want to hear examples

from you guys, and I want you to chime in.

Don't be afraid.

Does anyone have any examples

on how you took action over the summer?

Yes, Olivia?

- Well, here's a story of how we took action,

won a million dollars, saved our house

and got our dad a job!

'Cause action, not inaction was a lesson we were taught.

- [Mr. Cook] A million dollars?

I can't wait to hear this story.

- [Olivia] It all started at the end of last school year.

I entered a contest,

and my brother and I solved the clue.

But these evil ice cream men

stole our winning ticket.

And my brother and I stole it back,

and solved the first clue,

which led us on an epic adventure

all across the state of Florida.

♪ It's a great big world we're livin' on ♪

♪ And it's go so many problems ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ If you think we're just kids ♪

♪ Then you'd be wrong ♪

♪ 'Cause we got what it takes to solve 'em ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Don't talk about pollution ♪

♪ Like we don't know what it means ♪

♪ Kids are the solution ♪

♪ Yeah, we're more than what it seems ♪

♪ 'Cause you're never too young ♪

♪ It's never too late ♪

♪ You're never too small to save the day ♪

♪ I'm calling each and every boy and girl ♪

♪ The kids can save the world ♪

(rock music)

♪ The kids can save the world ♪

♪ The kids can save the world ♪

♪ The kids can save the world ♪