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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,275 --> 00:00:08,615 Shaw: Is my suit straight?You don't have to be nervous 2 00:00:08,620 --> 00:00:09,930 just 'cause you're meeting my dad. 3 00:00:09,931 --> 00:00:12,001 It's not a big deal. Let's not make it a thing. 4 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,520 My dad is a preacher, 5 00:00:13,517 --> 00:00:14,997 but he's not like a preacher preacher, okay? 6 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,340 Okay. 7 00:00:16,344 --> 00:00:18,074 You gonna have to get the devil and my foot 8 00:00:18,068 --> 00:00:20,788 out your ass!You ain't half the man that your father was. 9 00:00:20,793 --> 00:00:22,903 Don't talk about my dead father.Cut her off from testimonials! 10 00:00:22,896 --> 00:00:26,166 Now see who gonna pray for you.You ain't praying for nobody no way! 11 00:00:26,172 --> 00:00:27,862 Everybody gotta pray right behind you-- 12 00:00:27,862 --> 00:00:30,522 Come on up here! Walking like you were blind.Hey, Daddy! 13 00:00:30,517 --> 00:00:32,097 I'll beat you like your first husband.Oh, really?! 14 00:00:32,103 --> 00:00:34,663 [ Indistinct shouting ]Hmm. I like this church. 15 00:00:34,655 --> 00:00:37,135 Okay, now, Daddy, Miss Myrtle, 16 00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:39,407 y'all know y'all too grown to be acting like this.Myrt: Mmm! 17 00:00:39,413 --> 00:00:41,903 So in your quietest inside voices, 18 00:00:41,896 --> 00:00:43,066 tell me what's wrong. 19 00:00:43,068 --> 00:00:44,658 Me and your daddy was practicing 20 00:00:44,655 --> 00:00:47,165 for Ed Lover's Cold Spades and Hot Wings Tournament -- 21 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:50,592 Oh, Lord, not spades!You know your daddy is the king of spades. 22 00:00:50,586 --> 00:00:52,616 Ha!Meanwhiles, 23 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:56,030 Lucifer over here making treacherous mistakes, 24 00:00:56,034 --> 00:01:00,454 gonna cut my ace of hearts using her highest spades. 25 00:01:00,448 --> 00:01:03,278 Blasphemy, I tell you.Now, Myrt, you know you got to watch the board. 26 00:01:03,275 --> 00:01:04,965 Why you got to go crying to your daughter? 27 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:07,715 We won the books.And we lost books, too. 28 00:01:07,724 --> 00:01:09,594 But you won, Daddy.You know something. 29 00:01:09,586 --> 00:01:12,376 You can find yourself another partner. 30 00:01:12,379 --> 00:01:14,449 Good, good.Partner, I quit! 31 00:01:14,448 --> 00:01:16,968 'Cause y'all don't work. This is bad. This is not good.Get the hell out of my way. 32 00:01:16,965 --> 00:01:19,995 You ain't said shit, little old-ass lady. 33 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,410 I can get my daughter to be my partner. 34 00:01:22,413 --> 00:01:23,833 Won't you, Baby Z? 35 00:01:23,827 --> 00:01:25,717 Won't you be my partner in the tournament? 36 00:01:25,724 --> 00:01:27,554 ♪ I was born on the South Side ♪♪ South Side ♪ 37 00:01:27,551 --> 00:01:29,281 ♪ I was raised on the South Side ♪♪ South Side ♪ 38 00:01:29,275 --> 00:01:31,135 ♪ Everybody stick together like we in a line ♪ 39 00:01:31,137 --> 00:01:32,717 ♪ 'Cause it ain't no side like the South Side ♪ 40 00:01:32,724 --> 00:01:34,004 ♪ On the South Side ♪ 41 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,210 ♪ South Side! ♪ 42 00:01:36,206 --> 00:01:38,276 All right, guys. I gotta leave early. 43 00:01:38,275 --> 00:01:39,825 Stacy, you'll be locking up. 44 00:01:39,827 --> 00:01:44,137 Remember, set the ADT decoy sign and club the door. 45 00:01:44,137 --> 00:01:45,687 Good night. 46 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:47,719 [ Telephone rings in distance ] 47 00:01:47,724 --> 00:01:50,344 [ Door opens, bell dings ] 48 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:52,074 [ Door closes ] 49 00:01:52,068 --> 00:01:53,858 He is--Unh. 50 00:01:53,862 --> 00:01:54,792 He gone. 51 00:01:54,793 --> 00:01:56,793 Whoo![ All cheer ] 52 00:01:56,793 --> 00:02:04,033 ♪♪ 53 00:02:04,034 --> 00:02:05,344 [ Groans ] 54 00:02:05,344 --> 00:02:06,864 Oh, oh! Ow! 55 00:02:06,862 --> 00:02:08,902 Ow! Oh... 56 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:10,236 [ Breathing heavily ] 57 00:02:10,241 --> 00:02:13,451 Okay. There. 58 00:02:13,448 --> 00:02:15,658 I flossed. Are you happy now? 59 00:02:15,655 --> 00:02:19,205 Miss You Have Bad Breath, You Need To Floss, I flossed. 60 00:02:19,206 --> 00:02:21,306 Mmm. [ Blows ] 61 00:02:21,310 --> 00:02:23,860 See? Hey. 62 00:02:23,862 --> 00:02:26,482 But, seriously, what's on your mind, man? 63 00:02:26,482 --> 00:02:28,032 I'm supposed to play with my daddy 64 00:02:28,034 --> 00:02:30,104 in Ed Lover's Cold Spades and Hot Wings Tournament, 65 00:02:30,103 --> 00:02:31,903 and I just -- I'm not looking forward to it. 66 00:02:31,896 --> 00:02:34,686 Why not, you terrible?No. Why would you say that? 67 00:02:34,689 --> 00:02:36,479 It's just, you don't even understand 68 00:02:36,482 --> 00:02:38,662 how serious people take spades in Chicago, 69 00:02:38,655 --> 00:02:39,855 'cause you from Gary. 70 00:02:39,862 --> 00:02:41,482 Well, first off, I do understand, 71 00:02:41,482 --> 00:02:43,212 because Gary is the blackest place on Earth. 72 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:45,026 [ Chuckles ] Oh.And second of all, I'll have you know that 73 00:02:45,034 --> 00:02:48,624 I have a five-alarm wing recipe that will win the wings portion 74 00:02:48,620 --> 00:02:50,280 of the Cold Spades and Hot Wings Tournament. 75 00:02:50,275 --> 00:02:52,445 So I may not be from 'Cago or whatever -- Excuse me! 76 00:02:52,448 --> 00:02:54,208 What the fuck you just call my city? 77 00:02:54,206 --> 00:02:56,716 ♪ We'll be special ♪♪ We'll be special ♪ 78 00:02:56,724 --> 00:02:59,104 ♪ We'll be ♪♪ Will be special 79 00:02:59,103 --> 00:03:00,623 -Yeah. -Mm-hmm. 80 00:03:00,620 --> 00:03:02,100 All right, let's get to stepping. 81 00:03:02,103 --> 00:03:04,073 Give you a little bit of volume right there. 82 00:03:04,068 --> 00:03:05,858 -Yeah, there it is. -Turn it up. Turn it up. 83 00:03:05,862 --> 00:03:08,142 Oh, y'all ain't ready for the real. 84 00:03:08,137 --> 00:03:10,067 Call me when the J.V. squad get off the floor. 85 00:03:10,068 --> 00:03:11,658 -Come on, man! -They slide into my DMs. 86 00:03:11,655 --> 00:03:13,515 Get on up here, Simon. Let's go! 87 00:03:13,517 --> 00:03:14,827 All: Hey! 88 00:03:14,827 --> 00:03:17,027 Ain't y'all open? Hello?! 89 00:03:17,034 --> 00:03:19,454 -There it is. There it is. -Hey! Hey! 90 00:03:19,448 --> 00:03:20,758 [ All cheering ] 91 00:03:20,758 --> 00:03:22,618 -Oh. -O-kay. 92 00:03:22,620 --> 00:03:23,970 Whoa.Aaron: Whoa. 93 00:03:23,965 --> 00:03:26,235 That's... He caught us stepping. 94 00:03:26,241 --> 00:03:28,451 Uh. 95 00:03:28,448 --> 00:03:31,548 Terrible. Maybe it's the weed. 96 00:03:31,551 --> 00:03:32,791 That's the worst stepping in Chicago 97 00:03:32,793 --> 00:03:34,483 since the Super Bowl Shuffle. 98 00:03:34,482 --> 00:03:37,552 Look at me, baby. Are you having a stroke? 99 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,411 You smell toast? 100 00:03:39,413 --> 00:03:41,793 Hey, hey! Hey, that's a good one. 101 00:03:41,793 --> 00:03:43,383 Okay, but I think we should all get ready. 102 00:03:43,379 --> 00:03:44,659 Q want us to get out of here. 103 00:03:44,655 --> 00:03:46,095 Let's go ahead and start locking up. 104 00:03:46,103 --> 00:03:47,833 I'ma take the initiative and get started over here. 105 00:03:47,827 --> 00:03:50,587 I got one good leg, and I can step better than that. 106 00:03:50,586 --> 00:03:52,236 Q leaves, everybody wants to play. 107 00:03:52,241 --> 00:03:55,411 Somebody's gotta do the work. I mean, what the hell. 108 00:03:55,413 --> 00:03:57,283 What's up, joe? Why can't you step? 109 00:03:57,275 --> 00:03:58,545 You uber embarrassed yourself. 110 00:03:58,551 --> 00:04:00,031 What? Don't nobody care. 111 00:04:00,034 --> 00:04:02,904 Chi-Town cares. Harold Washington cares, R.I.P. 112 00:04:02,896 --> 00:04:04,206 I don't have to participate 113 00:04:04,206 --> 00:04:05,756 in every stupid-ass Chicago tradition. 114 00:04:05,758 --> 00:04:07,168 But to not be able to step, 115 00:04:07,172 --> 00:04:09,032 that's like saying you hate deep-dish pizza. 116 00:04:09,034 --> 00:04:11,664 I don't like deep-dish pizza. It's lasagna with crusts. 117 00:04:11,655 --> 00:04:13,165 I don't care about learning some dance 118 00:04:13,172 --> 00:04:15,692 that's only important to people in Chicago, man. 119 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:17,169 If Michael Jordan thought like that, 120 00:04:17,172 --> 00:04:19,932 this city would only have five championships. 121 00:04:19,931 --> 00:04:22,141 Fine! I'll learn the dance. 122 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:24,547 But, honestly, I think it's too late for me. 123 00:04:24,551 --> 00:04:26,791 Nah. It's just began, homey. 124 00:04:26,793 --> 00:04:28,933 All right, pupil, let's start your education. 125 00:04:28,931 --> 00:04:30,971 Q: A lot of people misunderstand steppin'. 126 00:04:30,965 --> 00:04:32,995 Some people think it's just some silly black salsa.. 127 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,660 But it's not. It's life or death. 128 00:04:35,655 --> 00:04:39,095 This is Steppin' Club 7, not Blockbuster Films -- 129 00:04:39,103 --> 00:04:40,283 Chicago people. 130 00:04:40,275 --> 00:04:41,995 Man, look at the fashion. 131 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:45,450 The grace, the elegance. This shit is classic. 132 00:04:45,448 --> 00:04:49,518 ♪♪ 133 00:04:49,517 --> 00:04:51,787 Thanks for helping me get the rust off the spades game. 134 00:04:51,793 --> 00:04:54,033 Shaw: You know I got you, baby.I do that. 135 00:04:54,034 --> 00:04:55,004 Phew. 136 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,280 Hey, where's your partner? 137 00:04:56,275 --> 00:04:59,615 Dorothy?Hello. 138 00:04:59,620 --> 00:05:02,000 Not this quilted old bitch. Unh-unh. 139 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,380 Dorothy Brown. I read about you in "Thoughts We Forgot." 140 00:05:04,379 --> 00:05:07,279 You a legend.Oh, okay. A legend that won't let me sell my building. 141 00:05:07,275 --> 00:05:09,165 You know what --I don't want to hear shit from you today. 142 00:05:09,172 --> 00:05:11,242 Just sit down, play the cards. 143 00:05:11,241 --> 00:05:12,761 Okay. 144 00:05:12,758 --> 00:05:14,788 Dorothy: Ooh![ Dorothy and Myrt laugh ] 145 00:05:14,793 --> 00:05:18,003 Watch the board, baby. You just gave away another book.All right. 146 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,210 You know, you seem like a nice guy. Thank you. 147 00:05:20,206 --> 00:05:21,856 And if you ever want something a little tighter, 148 00:05:21,862 --> 00:05:23,342 you give old Dorothy a call. 149 00:05:23,344 --> 00:05:26,004 I bet her coochie loose like a zoot suit. 150 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,900 She walk around with Detroit Red in her pants! 151 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:32,376 [ Laughter ]Funny. Funny. 152 00:05:32,379 --> 00:05:35,239 You think that's funny? 153 00:05:35,241 --> 00:05:36,971 You just want to go blind next time? 154 00:05:36,965 --> 00:05:40,335 Going blind?! The bitch been blind! 155 00:05:40,344 --> 00:05:41,724 [ Laughter ] 156 00:05:41,724 --> 00:05:43,624 Myrtle... you need to stop it. 157 00:05:43,620 --> 00:05:46,860 Look, you better watch who you full-namin'.She needs to watch her cards. 158 00:05:46,862 --> 00:05:50,072 This pig play cards like Ray Charles ride a bike -- 159 00:05:50,068 --> 00:05:51,378 poorly. 160 00:05:51,379 --> 00:05:54,029 Shaw: ♪ Georgia ♪[ Laughter continues ] 161 00:05:54,034 --> 00:05:56,974 ♪ The whole day through ♪You better sing, boy. 162 00:05:56,965 --> 00:05:58,785 You like that?[ High-pitched ringing ] 163 00:05:58,793 --> 00:06:00,343 She just need to grease up on account 164 00:06:00,344 --> 00:06:03,414 of me and Dorothy being so deep in that ass! 165 00:06:03,413 --> 00:06:09,593 [ Talking distorts ] [ Ringing intensifies ] 166 00:06:09,586 --> 00:06:13,136 Who the fuck are dead goat-skinned bitches talking to? 167 00:06:13,137 --> 00:06:16,027 Bitch, I will say your first, last, and middle name 168 00:06:16,034 --> 00:06:17,724 right after I shove my foot up 169 00:06:17,724 --> 00:06:20,314 your fuckin' dirty, dusty pussy hole. 170 00:06:20,310 --> 00:06:21,520 And, you, go die 171 00:06:21,517 --> 00:06:23,137 in a mysterious fire, and then I can 172 00:06:23,137 --> 00:06:24,757 just claim insurance for the rest of my life 173 00:06:24,758 --> 00:06:27,138 and then sweep your dirty-ass ashes off my fuckin' floor. 174 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:29,067 And your stupid ass, sitting over here 175 00:06:29,068 --> 00:06:31,518 fuckin' kick-in' with these dumb-ass bitches. 176 00:06:31,517 --> 00:06:34,377 The next time you are cold and lonely at night, 177 00:06:34,379 --> 00:06:39,209 you call these two crypt pussy, you fuck-boy! 178 00:06:39,206 --> 00:06:41,446 Fuck all of y'all! 179 00:06:41,448 --> 00:06:42,658 Stupid bitches! 180 00:06:42,655 --> 00:06:45,895 And you a bitch, too, nigga! A bitch! 181 00:06:48,344 --> 00:06:49,834 That was very rude. 182 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:53,550 ♪♪ 183 00:06:53,551 --> 00:06:57,281 [ Dogs bark in distance] 184 00:06:57,275 --> 00:06:58,855 Thank you. 185 00:07:01,448 --> 00:07:03,068 Hey. 186 00:07:03,068 --> 00:07:05,658 Um, I brought you a Green Juice. 187 00:07:10,137 --> 00:07:11,757 Ginger-fication? Mm-hmm. 188 00:07:11,758 --> 00:07:13,238 You think you're funny? 189 00:07:13,241 --> 00:07:14,411 What's you planting? 190 00:07:14,413 --> 00:07:17,213 You know, scallions, onions, cilantro. 191 00:07:17,206 --> 00:07:19,686 Jalepeno peppers -- stuff they put on nachos. 192 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:21,929 Bluto, smell this. 193 00:07:21,931 --> 00:07:25,721 Yeah! I can smell the citrus. 194 00:07:25,724 --> 00:07:27,934 So, I just want to say 195 00:07:27,931 --> 00:07:30,101 sorry for snapping off on you like that. 196 00:07:30,103 --> 00:07:32,593 It's just spades makes me really mad, 197 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:34,096 and my dad, I used to play with him, 198 00:07:34,103 --> 00:07:38,003 and he just talks so much shit, I-I black out. 199 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,340 I'm sorry. 200 00:07:39,344 --> 00:07:41,144 I'm sorry to hear that. 201 00:07:41,137 --> 00:07:43,377 You know, there's a lot of shit out there that made me mad, too. 202 00:07:43,379 --> 00:07:45,279 White subtitles. 203 00:07:45,275 --> 00:07:47,995 When the characters go outside, you can't even really see it. 204 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,860 I mean, they should be yellow. You feel me? 205 00:07:49,862 --> 00:07:52,722 Yeah, I-I feel you. I'm with you. 206 00:07:52,724 --> 00:07:54,104 Well, I told my dad I'm not gonna play 207 00:07:54,103 --> 00:07:56,413 in the tournament, so you off the hook. 208 00:07:56,413 --> 00:07:58,763 I'm happy you cooled off. I still had fun. 209 00:07:58,758 --> 00:08:01,338 In fact, I was thinking about playing with Bluto. Oh. 210 00:08:01,344 --> 00:08:03,904 I mean, if you're cool with that, I mean.Yeah, yeah. That's cute. 211 00:08:03,896 --> 00:08:07,516 K: The first step to steppin' is dressing right. 212 00:08:07,517 --> 00:08:08,787 What do you think, guys? 213 00:08:08,793 --> 00:08:10,623 Nope. Mnm-mnm. 214 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:12,410 It's not flowy enough.Mmm, no. 215 00:08:12,413 --> 00:08:14,343 Flowy?See, when you step, you gotta look 216 00:08:14,344 --> 00:08:16,724 like you wrestling a queen-size bed sheet. 217 00:08:16,724 --> 00:08:19,284 Q: Forget about the swaying of the truck. 218 00:08:19,275 --> 00:08:20,305 [ Tires screech ] 219 00:08:20,310 --> 00:08:22,240 Focus on the swaying of your hips. 220 00:08:22,241 --> 00:08:23,691 I have the basic steps. 221 00:08:23,689 --> 00:08:25,479 I like it. It's, uh...flowy, 222 00:08:25,482 --> 00:08:27,102 like you were saying -- way more flowy. 223 00:08:27,103 --> 00:08:28,243 I just need to hem it a little bit, I think. 224 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:30,901 Hem it? You need to un-hem it. 225 00:08:30,896 --> 00:08:33,926 I need way more bunchiness about the ankles. 226 00:08:33,931 --> 00:08:35,341 You're the expert. 227 00:08:35,344 --> 00:08:36,834 It should be looking like ankle foreskin down there. 228 00:08:36,827 --> 00:08:38,067 Mm-hmm. Hum? 229 00:08:38,068 --> 00:08:41,898 The music is the call of the seagulls. 230 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:43,996 If you can step to their squawks, 231 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,310 you can step to Boolumaster. 232 00:08:45,310 --> 00:08:47,000 Oh, there it it. There it is. Bravo! 233 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,790 Now, that's the ugly little caterpillar 234 00:08:48,793 --> 00:08:50,453 becoming a beautiful butterfly right there. 235 00:08:50,448 --> 00:08:52,758 Whoo, boy! You look good! 236 00:08:52,758 --> 00:08:56,028 That's alright.Look at that. Uh-huh! 237 00:08:56,034 --> 00:08:58,554 ♪♪ 238 00:08:58,551 --> 00:09:00,971 Pray tell, how goeth the wing prep? 239 00:09:00,965 --> 00:09:02,335 Oh, pretty good. 240 00:09:02,344 --> 00:09:04,764 Man, these bad boys are gonna be so succulent. 241 00:09:04,758 --> 00:09:06,998 Ain't nobody gonna be thinking about the spades competition. 242 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,970 Ooh, I can think of a succulent spade myself. 243 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:10,545 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Come on, now. 244 00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:12,071 Come on now.What's spades? 245 00:09:12,068 --> 00:09:14,858 Oh, uh... it's a card game. 246 00:09:14,862 --> 00:09:16,102 Come on, now. Look it up on Google. 247 00:09:16,103 --> 00:09:17,283 Use that nig nog of yours. 248 00:09:17,275 --> 00:09:19,375 I have to Google everything. 249 00:09:19,379 --> 00:09:21,069 Tone. Hey, hey, hey. 250 00:09:21,068 --> 00:09:22,928 Without Google, the Bosnian stork 251 00:09:22,931 --> 00:09:25,141 would have never visited our home. 252 00:09:25,137 --> 00:09:29,237 ♪ There once was couple who were sad and alone ♪ 253 00:09:29,241 --> 00:09:32,551 ♪ They weeped every evening, no baby at home ♪ 254 00:09:32,551 --> 00:09:36,971 ♪ So they did lots of Googlin' all through the night ♪ 255 00:09:36,965 --> 00:09:39,305 ♪ For an agency that gave ♪ 256 00:09:39,310 --> 00:09:45,550 ♪ Two blacks a white ♪♪ Two blacks a white ♪ 257 00:09:45,551 --> 00:09:48,171 ♪ Yeah ♪ 258 00:09:48,172 --> 00:09:51,662 All right, Google.com. Get on it. 259 00:09:51,655 --> 00:09:55,305 Man: Hello and welcome to how to play spades. 260 00:09:55,310 --> 00:10:00,590 ♪♪ 261 00:10:00,586 --> 00:10:02,206 So, what's on your mind? 262 00:10:02,206 --> 00:10:04,476 I'm trying to teach somebody how to step. 263 00:10:04,482 --> 00:10:05,622 I won't say who, though. 264 00:10:05,620 --> 00:10:06,760 It's not Simon, is it? 265 00:10:06,758 --> 00:10:08,588 He's hopeless. 266 00:10:08,586 --> 00:10:10,336 Someone can't step? 267 00:10:10,344 --> 00:10:11,794 From the South Side? 268 00:10:11,793 --> 00:10:12,933 That's bogus as hell. 269 00:10:12,931 --> 00:10:15,241 Don't you think I know that? 270 00:10:15,241 --> 00:10:17,211 The truth is, steppin' isn't something you learn. 271 00:10:17,206 --> 00:10:18,966 It's something you unlock. 272 00:10:18,965 --> 00:10:20,715 It's like teaching a baby bird to fly. 273 00:10:20,724 --> 00:10:22,314 You gotta push them out the nest 274 00:10:22,310 --> 00:10:24,830 and hope they flap their wings 275 00:10:24,827 --> 00:10:27,927 before they hit the ground and die. 276 00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:29,171 [ Chuckles ]Wow, that was deep, Mom. 277 00:10:29,172 --> 00:10:30,142 I know. 278 00:10:30,137 --> 00:10:35,967 ♪♪ 279 00:10:35,965 --> 00:10:37,855 Ed Lover: Hey, everybody! Welcome, welcome, welcome!Man: Hey! 280 00:10:37,862 --> 00:10:39,242 What's happenin'? 281 00:10:39,241 --> 00:10:40,971 Hey, Charles, you wore that shirt anyway, huh? 282 00:10:40,965 --> 00:10:42,655 I told you about that tie-dyed shit. 283 00:10:42,655 --> 00:10:44,375 Oh!Big Z: There he is! 284 00:10:44,379 --> 00:10:47,029 Oh! You know what's going on! The champ is here. 285 00:10:47,034 --> 00:10:48,934 Oh, y'all might as well go home. 286 00:10:48,931 --> 00:10:52,381 I might be from Chicago, but I keep a Boston in my hand. 287 00:10:52,379 --> 00:10:54,069 Where your partner at?Oh. Right here. 288 00:10:54,068 --> 00:10:56,378 I thought that was security.No, he a little angry. 289 00:10:56,379 --> 00:10:58,209 Came out the womb with his fist balled. 290 00:10:58,206 --> 00:11:00,166 But I'm working with him. Oh, Lord! 291 00:11:00,172 --> 00:11:02,242 It's the po-po here. Please don't beat me. 292 00:11:02,241 --> 00:11:04,171 Preacher's lives matter, too. Mm-hmm. 293 00:11:04,172 --> 00:11:10,142 Oh, my girl. How you doin'? You lookin' good, baby girl. 294 00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:12,657 Hey. Since when y'all start playing together? 295 00:11:12,655 --> 00:11:13,685 Big Z: Oh. 296 00:11:13,689 --> 00:11:16,309 Oh! Ah. 297 00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:19,170 I got to let you handle this one by yourself, young blood. 298 00:11:19,172 --> 00:11:21,212 Ed, let's go get some of them good wings you got over there. 299 00:11:21,206 --> 00:11:22,716 Oh, yes, wings. Yeah, boy. 300 00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,414 Don't give me the hot ones because they give me 301 00:11:24,413 --> 00:11:25,593 high blood pressure. 302 00:11:25,586 --> 00:11:27,276 Shaw, why you just didn't tell me? 303 00:11:27,275 --> 00:11:29,895 Well, I didn't feel the need to run everything by you, 304 00:11:29,896 --> 00:11:32,096 Zenobia, but I-I can. 305 00:11:32,103 --> 00:11:33,863 These are my lucky drawers that I have on, 306 00:11:33,862 --> 00:11:35,382 and I'm scared of raccoons. 307 00:11:35,379 --> 00:11:36,519 They got thumbs. 308 00:11:36,517 --> 00:11:38,097 Okay --I'm allergic to hummus. 309 00:11:38,103 --> 00:11:39,793 This is not cute, and you know what I'm talking about. 310 00:11:39,793 --> 00:11:42,173 You know how I feel about my daddy. Baby, baby... 311 00:11:42,172 --> 00:11:45,902 I can't win with that kind of energy. 312 00:11:45,896 --> 00:11:50,306 Yeah, I'm in a very no-more- drama-in-my-life kind of stage. 313 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,620 Excuse me. It's from Mary J. 314 00:11:52,620 --> 00:11:53,930 I know. 315 00:11:53,931 --> 00:11:56,241 I feel obliged to leave. 316 00:11:56,241 --> 00:11:57,481 Officer. 317 00:11:57,482 --> 00:12:00,242 [ Indistinct talking ] 318 00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:02,971 Okay. 319 00:12:02,965 --> 00:12:04,655 It hurt, don't it? 320 00:12:04,655 --> 00:12:06,655 Yeah. It do. 321 00:12:06,655 --> 00:12:08,205 All right, buddy, you ready to get this dub? 322 00:12:08,206 --> 00:12:10,206 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, playboy. 323 00:12:10,206 --> 00:12:11,926 Where y'all think you're going 324 00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:13,171 with these mysterious trays of food? 325 00:12:13,172 --> 00:12:16,142 I'm here to win this hot wings tourney. 326 00:12:16,137 --> 00:12:19,407 No, we play cold spades and eat hot wings. 327 00:12:19,413 --> 00:12:22,523 It's a card-playing tournament. Ed provides the wings. 328 00:12:22,517 --> 00:12:24,547 Wait, what?It's all in the title. 329 00:12:24,551 --> 00:12:27,661 Ed Lover's Cold Spades and Hot Wings Tournament. 330 00:12:27,655 --> 00:12:28,965 The language is clear. 331 00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:30,475 Actually, it's fairly confusing. 332 00:12:30,482 --> 00:12:31,722 As constructed here, 333 00:12:31,724 --> 00:12:33,214 the word "tournament" applies equally 334 00:12:33,206 --> 00:12:35,616 to both cold spades and hot wings. 335 00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:37,380 That's what I said!Ain't nobody asked you! 336 00:12:37,379 --> 00:12:39,859 Throw away those wings, and, you, come with me. 337 00:12:39,862 --> 00:12:41,312 Wait -- Them, too! 338 00:12:41,310 --> 00:12:42,620 Give me those, Josh. I got -- I'll take care of this. 339 00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:44,100 All right, don't move. Sir, wait a second. 340 00:12:44,103 --> 00:12:46,863 Now, hold on! This is my grandfather's recipe. 341 00:12:46,862 --> 00:12:48,212 Hey, Josh. Hey, Goodnight. 342 00:12:48,206 --> 00:12:50,206 See you at work. Wait. 343 00:12:50,206 --> 00:12:51,446 I want to play in the tournament. 344 00:12:51,448 --> 00:12:52,788 Can you be my partner? 345 00:12:52,793 --> 00:12:55,283 Oh, sweetie, I don't know...I've been studying. 346 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,655 Please, please, please, please, please, please, 347 00:12:56,655 --> 00:12:59,545 please, please, please, please!Okay, fine, fine. 348 00:12:59,551 --> 00:13:00,971 It's better than going home and watching 349 00:13:00,965 --> 00:13:02,545 Dave East videos, right? 350 00:13:02,551 --> 00:13:04,001 Let's do it. 351 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,480 Are you any good? 352 00:13:05,482 --> 00:13:06,622 Yeah, I'm good. 353 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,410 Ask me a question like that for. 354 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,173 I'm great. 355 00:13:10,172 --> 00:13:12,032 No, no, wait! Stop! No! 356 00:13:12,034 --> 00:13:13,594 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay! 357 00:13:17,034 --> 00:13:19,384 Oh, my God -- there go Phancy Foot Philip, 358 00:13:19,379 --> 00:13:22,619 the West Side Step champion TrezVant! 359 00:13:22,620 --> 00:13:25,930 Yo, Naperville Nate and his wife Peoria Janet. 360 00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:27,591 Man, this competition about to be lit. 361 00:13:27,586 --> 00:13:29,406 Man, y'all didn't tell me this was a competition. 362 00:13:29,413 --> 00:13:32,243 There's no way I can win this. You motherfuckers set me up. 363 00:13:32,241 --> 00:13:34,141 To hell with winning, boy. 364 00:13:34,137 --> 00:13:35,787 This is about you stepping your game up -- 365 00:13:35,793 --> 00:13:37,143 literally. 366 00:13:37,137 --> 00:13:38,787 When I play 2K against the computer, 367 00:13:38,793 --> 00:13:40,243 I'm so-so, right?Mm-hmm. 368 00:13:40,241 --> 00:13:42,481 But when I play against you --I get in that ass. 369 00:13:42,482 --> 00:13:43,862 But I play better, 370 00:13:43,862 --> 00:13:46,452 because there's some consequences. 371 00:13:46,448 --> 00:13:48,378 That's what this is. 372 00:13:48,379 --> 00:13:49,999 Oh, cool. There goes Spike. 373 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,100 He's actually judging the competition. 374 00:13:52,103 --> 00:13:53,623 And I don't play favorites. 375 00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:56,520 Damn, he can hear good as a mother... 376 00:13:56,517 --> 00:13:58,967 This ain't no YouTube. A part of this game is mental. 377 00:13:58,965 --> 00:14:00,515 People gonna talk a lot of nonsense, 378 00:14:00,517 --> 00:14:03,407 and you can either choose to respond or stay quiet. 379 00:14:03,413 --> 00:14:05,483 But no matter how crazy they talk to you, 380 00:14:05,482 --> 00:14:07,342 they just trying to get in your head, okay? 381 00:14:07,344 --> 00:14:09,214 I'm ready. All right, yes. 382 00:14:09,206 --> 00:14:12,336 Oh, oh, okay! Ooh! [ Laughs ] 383 00:14:12,344 --> 00:14:13,624 Look at you. 384 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:17,450 Oh, I know girls don't like you, little boy. 385 00:14:17,448 --> 00:14:19,828 Your breath smells like behind my school. 386 00:14:19,827 --> 00:14:21,167 [ Laughter ]Turner: Uh-oh! 387 00:14:21,172 --> 00:14:24,452 Hey, I know that school, man. [ Chuckles ] 388 00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:27,898 Come on, put 'em down. Let's go, let's go, let's go. 389 00:14:27,896 --> 00:14:29,586 Yeah! Yes! 390 00:14:29,586 --> 00:14:34,546 ♪♪ 391 00:14:34,551 --> 00:14:36,281 Hey, man, you should try these wings. 392 00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:38,855 Let me tell you, Mr. Lover broke his foot off in these. 393 00:14:38,862 --> 00:14:41,552 I mean, whoever made them, whoever his chef de jour was. 394 00:14:41,551 --> 00:14:42,971 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Playboy. Hey. 395 00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,655 I thought I told you no!What? 396 00:14:44,655 --> 00:14:46,655 No, I didn't bring -- man, I found this. 397 00:14:46,655 --> 00:14:49,025 This is not -- you think this is mine? 398 00:14:49,034 --> 00:14:50,594 You're crazy. I swear -- 399 00:14:50,586 --> 00:14:52,406 You know what? What don't you search me. 400 00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:54,173 Come on. Put your hands on me. 401 00:14:54,172 --> 00:14:55,592 That's what you want anyway, right? 402 00:14:55,586 --> 00:14:57,446 Make a scene. Hey, everybody, yo. 403 00:14:57,448 --> 00:15:00,928 The great wing detective is cracking another case. 404 00:15:00,931 --> 00:15:02,661 Yep, he's getting to the bottom of it. 405 00:15:02,655 --> 00:15:03,895 Sherlock Wings. 406 00:15:03,896 --> 00:15:06,096 CSI: Wings Unit. I don't know how -- 407 00:15:06,103 --> 00:15:08,213 You got some saucy pockets, brother. 408 00:15:08,206 --> 00:15:10,306 I don't -- I don't know how that got there. 409 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,550 I didn't, uh... Those are Ed's, right? 410 00:15:12,551 --> 00:15:13,901 This ain't Ed's sauce. 411 00:15:13,896 --> 00:15:16,996 Y'all know what time it is. 412 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,720 It's time to step up or sit down. 413 00:15:20,724 --> 00:15:22,004 Y'all kill it. 414 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,970 Y'all barely touchin' the ground! 415 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,585 That is beautiful! 416 00:15:25,586 --> 00:15:29,586 You better be steppin', 'cause Spike is comin'. 417 00:15:29,586 --> 00:15:31,826 Oh, see, she just threw her shoulder into it. 418 00:15:31,827 --> 00:15:34,897 She saved y'all, man. You better step it up. 419 00:15:34,896 --> 00:15:36,786 Oh! 420 00:15:36,793 --> 00:15:38,973 You out. 421 00:15:38,965 --> 00:15:41,065 Man, you out. 422 00:15:41,068 --> 00:15:42,098 All right. 423 00:15:42,103 --> 00:15:44,933 Yeah, I see you, brother. 424 00:15:44,931 --> 00:15:46,481 Yeah, you hangin' on. 425 00:15:46,482 --> 00:15:49,412 Ed Lover: This is our final table, guys. 426 00:15:49,413 --> 00:15:53,243 Two men against one woman and a child. 427 00:15:53,241 --> 00:15:56,211 I'm gonna have to take it to y'all ass! 428 00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:58,926 It ain't personal to you, but it is personal 429 00:15:58,931 --> 00:16:01,451 with little Damien Thorn over here! 430 00:16:01,448 --> 00:16:03,858 Zenobia? Zenobia? 431 00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:05,972 Spell "I-cup." 432 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,755 Nothing, easy. Simple. 433 00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,138 I-C-U-P. 434 00:16:09,137 --> 00:16:11,857 [ Laughter ] 435 00:16:11,862 --> 00:16:14,552 Oh, you little mayonnaise-colored booger, you. 436 00:16:14,551 --> 00:16:15,931 Turner: Get him, Josh.You got me there. 437 00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:18,031 See can you get on this? 438 00:16:20,275 --> 00:16:21,685 See, they call me the Library, too, 439 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:24,029 'cause all I do is pick up books. 440 00:16:24,034 --> 00:16:26,724 Get on this one. 441 00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:28,174 Now, [chuckles] you like that? 442 00:16:28,172 --> 00:16:30,282 Big Z and Mike take a quick lead. 443 00:16:30,275 --> 00:16:32,275 Big Z: Yeah. 444 00:16:32,275 --> 00:16:36,305 Turner: [ Chuckles ] Okay. 445 00:16:36,310 --> 00:16:38,450 Yeah, you know, if you're hungry after this, 446 00:16:38,448 --> 00:16:39,758 I can make you, like, an avocado-- 447 00:16:39,758 --> 00:16:41,378 Pay attention! 448 00:16:41,379 --> 00:16:43,029 Okay, well, what -- what led? 449 00:16:43,034 --> 00:16:44,414 No talking across the board. 450 00:16:44,413 --> 00:16:46,453 Yes, rules. Get 'em, Josh. 451 00:16:46,448 --> 00:16:48,788 Okay, there. Let's go. 452 00:16:48,793 --> 00:16:51,243 Oh, another one. 453 00:16:51,241 --> 00:16:54,721 Ooh! Zenobia and Josh come storming back. 454 00:16:54,724 --> 00:16:57,664 They're two books in, but can they win? 455 00:16:57,655 --> 00:16:59,205 This rhyming shit ain't working. 456 00:16:59,206 --> 00:17:00,856 You suck. 457 00:17:00,862 --> 00:17:04,412 But you finally engulfed what steppin' is all about. 458 00:17:04,413 --> 00:17:07,973 Oh. Oh, I see what you doing. 459 00:17:07,965 --> 00:17:10,235 Oh, you sacrificing yourself. 460 00:17:10,241 --> 00:17:14,971 You out. You out. 461 00:17:14,965 --> 00:17:18,655 I love you so much, and I'm proud of you. 462 00:17:18,655 --> 00:17:19,925 And you out. 463 00:17:19,931 --> 00:17:22,241 She got a better chance to hit the lottery 464 00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:24,451 than beat your father in spades. 465 00:17:24,448 --> 00:17:26,168 Now she got a little white dude working with her. 466 00:17:26,172 --> 00:17:27,412 What happened to the little black kid. 467 00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:28,663 She couldn't find a black partner. 468 00:17:28,655 --> 00:17:29,965 Look at the man she with. 469 00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:31,785 Man ain't got a shirt or a job. 470 00:17:31,793 --> 00:17:33,453 Why she mess with a dude like that? 471 00:17:33,448 --> 00:17:35,378 No self-esteem at all. 472 00:17:35,379 --> 00:17:37,239 All the good time I don't put her through school, 473 00:17:37,241 --> 00:17:38,791 she working on the other side. 474 00:17:38,793 --> 00:17:41,483 All the jobs in the world, the po-po? 475 00:17:41,482 --> 00:17:43,482 I don't even tell everybody my daughter a po-po. 476 00:17:43,482 --> 00:17:44,902 Too ashamed.[ High-pitched ringing ] 477 00:17:44,896 --> 00:17:47,336 Holding us down, killing us and everything. 478 00:17:47,344 --> 00:17:49,664 Shameful, shameful, shameful, shameful. 479 00:17:49,655 --> 00:17:52,895 And she know who the king of spades, 480 00:17:52,896 --> 00:17:54,026 her daddy. 481 00:17:54,034 --> 00:17:55,344 [ Distorts ] You know I'm the King! 482 00:17:55,344 --> 00:17:58,004 [ Indistinct talking, laughing ] 483 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,310 Goodnight: There, I flossed. Are you happy now? 484 00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:03,140 Baby light-skinned, being the mama is dark-skinned. 485 00:18:03,137 --> 00:18:06,477 Must have got switched at birth. 486 00:18:06,482 --> 00:18:09,212 I was gonna get a test, but it cost $99. 487 00:18:09,206 --> 00:18:10,926 [ Laughter ] 488 00:18:10,931 --> 00:18:14,281 ♪♪ 489 00:18:14,275 --> 00:18:16,515 Zenobia, you know it's all fair in war 490 00:18:16,517 --> 00:18:18,587 when I'm playing cards. 491 00:18:18,586 --> 00:18:19,716 I love ya. 492 00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,034 You know it. 493 00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:24,484 Thank you. 494 00:18:24,482 --> 00:18:26,282 Ooh. The hell you do that for? 495 00:18:26,275 --> 00:18:28,235 Damn! I thought that was your 10. 496 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,621 Why would you think it's my 10? 497 00:18:29,620 --> 00:18:31,550 Because I didn't see the white boy play the 10. 498 00:18:31,551 --> 00:18:33,901 Why would you think I play a 10? I never been 10 years old. 499 00:18:33,896 --> 00:18:36,546 I went from 9 to 11 to a grown-ass man. 500 00:18:36,551 --> 00:18:38,411 And you still look a type short, ain't you, Deacon. 501 00:18:38,413 --> 00:18:40,663 Listen here -- that's Jesus, not a pastor.[ High-pitched ringing ] 502 00:18:40,655 --> 00:18:42,065 See, you don't even know your bible. 503 00:18:42,068 --> 00:18:43,618 But if you should have gotten in your bible, 504 00:18:43,620 --> 00:18:47,140 [distorts] go on when you was in jail. 505 00:18:47,137 --> 00:18:49,477 You know what?I knew you brought me another loser here. 506 00:18:49,482 --> 00:18:52,382 Fill out an application. Late for a night job. 507 00:18:52,379 --> 00:18:53,619 [ Crowd murmurs ] 508 00:18:53,620 --> 00:18:55,480 Who oversleep 4:30 in the evening? 509 00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:57,212 Go on, put your hands on me. I wish you will. 510 00:18:57,206 --> 00:18:58,616 Ed Lover: Did he just quit? 511 00:18:58,620 --> 00:19:00,140 Sit down there.Did he just quit? 512 00:19:00,137 --> 00:19:03,787 This is the first time in the history of Ed Lover's 513 00:19:03,793 --> 00:19:05,623 Cold Spades and Hot Wings Tournament 514 00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:07,100 that somebody has ever quit. 515 00:19:07,103 --> 00:19:08,723 He just quit! 516 00:19:08,724 --> 00:19:13,624 ♪ Measure myself with hands and inches ♪ 517 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:15,660 [ Stammers ] Wait a minute! 518 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,925 He got somebody to... 519 00:19:16,931 --> 00:19:20,341 That is so beautiful and heroic. 520 00:19:20,344 --> 00:19:24,104 [ Cheers and applause ] 521 00:19:24,103 --> 00:19:25,793 ♪ Too much ♪ 522 00:19:25,793 --> 00:19:28,483 And it's also against the rules. 523 00:19:28,482 --> 00:19:30,862 So, Big Z, Turner and Josh win! 524 00:19:30,862 --> 00:19:33,792 [ Laughs ]You forfeit the game, babe! 525 00:19:33,793 --> 00:19:36,593 You forfeit.Outrageous! Outrageous! 526 00:19:36,586 --> 00:19:38,166 Blasphemy!We won? 527 00:19:38,172 --> 00:19:39,592 You won.Where's the bylaws at? 528 00:19:39,586 --> 00:19:41,066 I want to see the bylaws, 529 00:19:41,068 --> 00:19:42,998 Ed Lover! I don't know why you say lover. 530 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,660 You ain't lovin' nobody. And where is my wings at? 531 00:19:46,655 --> 00:19:47,615 Hey! 532 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,170 Hey, how you doing? 533 00:19:49,172 --> 00:19:50,722 Okay, my man. 534 00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:52,004 [ Camera shutter clicks ]Nice. 535 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,210 What the fuck?! 536 00:19:53,206 --> 00:19:56,306 Oh! Oh!Are you defacing my poster? 537 00:19:56,310 --> 00:19:57,790 Just the man I want to talk to. 538 00:19:57,793 --> 00:20:00,283 This -- This is what you're doing inside. 539 00:20:00,275 --> 00:20:04,305 It should say, "Ed Lover's Cold Spades Tournament, 540 00:20:04,310 --> 00:20:07,760 featuring wings prepared by Ed Lover." 541 00:20:07,758 --> 00:20:10,308 That would end all the confusion. 542 00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:13,280 Next year, you are so not invited. 543 00:20:15,034 --> 00:20:19,594 ♪♪ 544 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:21,276 Nobody was gonna beat TrezVant. 545 00:20:21,275 --> 00:20:23,965 Oh, it was his the moment he walked in. 546 00:20:23,965 --> 00:20:26,685 Hey, one week ago, you couldn't step at all. 547 00:20:26,689 --> 00:20:29,659 Now you sliding like K-Y. How do you feel, man? 548 00:20:29,655 --> 00:20:31,165 How do I feel? Well, let's see. 549 00:20:31,172 --> 00:20:32,412 I never wanted to learn the step, 550 00:20:32,413 --> 00:20:33,663 but I let y'all peer-pressure me. 551 00:20:33,655 --> 00:20:35,135 I'm-a stop listenin' to motherfuckers. 552 00:20:35,137 --> 00:20:37,827 Oh, I forgot the microwave. I see you up front. 553 00:20:37,827 --> 00:20:41,617 Do you dance, my dude. Do your dance. 554 00:20:41,620 --> 00:20:44,590 I'm gonna do my Chicago dance, partner. 555 00:20:49,310 --> 00:20:51,210 ♪ Rock your body ♪ 556 00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:53,336 ♪ Rock your body ♪ 557 00:20:53,344 --> 00:20:55,144 ♪ Move your body ♪ 558 00:20:55,137 --> 00:20:56,997 ♪ Move your body ♪ 559 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,900 ♪ Move your body ♪ 560 00:20:58,896 --> 00:21:00,966 ♪ Rock your body ♪ 561 00:21:00,965 --> 00:21:02,895 ♪ Move your body ♪ 562 00:21:02,896 --> 00:21:04,616 ♪ Move your body ♪ 563 00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:06,550 ♪ Rock your body ♪ 564 00:21:06,551 --> 00:21:08,761 ♪ Move your body ♪ 565 00:21:11,482 --> 00:21:12,722 ♪ I-I-I was born on the South Side ♪ 566 00:21:12,724 --> 00:21:14,074 ♪ Side South ♪ 567 00:21:14,068 --> 00:21:15,338 ♪ I was raised on the South Side South ♪ 568 00:21:15,344 --> 00:21:16,724 ♪ Good days on the South Side ♪ 569 00:21:16,724 --> 00:21:17,904 ♪ South Side ♪ 570 00:21:17,896 --> 00:21:19,166 ♪ Got paid on the South Side ♪ 571 00:21:19,172 --> 00:21:20,482 ♪ South Side ♪ 572 00:21:20,482 --> 00:21:22,212 ♪ Went to church on the South Side ♪ 573 00:21:22,206 --> 00:21:23,476 ♪ South Side ♪ 574 00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:24,972 ♪ Went to work on the South Side ♪ 575 00:21:24,965 --> 00:21:26,275 ♪ South Side ♪ 576 00:21:26,275 --> 00:21:27,475 ♪ Whole family from the South Side ♪ 577 00:21:27,482 --> 00:21:29,072 ♪ South Side ♪ 578 00:21:29,068 --> 00:21:30,688 ♪ Couldn't wait to go outside on the South Side ♪ 579 00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:32,139 -South Side! -South Side! 580 00:21:32,137 --> 00:21:33,337 -South Side! -South Side! 581 00:21:33,344 --> 00:21:34,724 ♪ I was born on the South Side 582 00:21:34,724 --> 00:21:36,034 ♪ South Side ♪ 583 00:21:36,034 --> 00:21:37,284 ♪ I was raised on the South Side ♪ 584 00:21:37,275 --> 00:21:39,475 ♪ South Side ♪ 43141

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