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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:44,623 --> 00:03:48,559 Frank, why don`t you admit that you`re lying about this? 2 00:03:48,594 --> 00:03:51,085 -Why would I lie about this? -So then you would lie. 3 00:03:51,130 --> 00:03:52,256 I didn`t say I would lie. 4 00:03:52,298 --> 00:03:54,266 You just said, ``Why would I lie about this?`` 5 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:56,632 From which it can be inferred that there are things-- 6 00:03:56,669 --> 00:03:59,763 No, no, no. Wait a minute. 7 00:03:59,805 --> 00:04:02,103 Let`s assume that somewhere, some time in my life... 8 00:04:02,141 --> 00:04:04,041 I have told a lie, OK? 9 00:04:04,076 --> 00:04:06,670 Does that mean l`m lying now? 10 00:04:06,712 --> 00:04:09,545 All right, so let me just get this straight. 11 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:10,947 By all means. Just-- 12 00:04:10,983 --> 00:04:14,475 You`re telling me that your mother... 13 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,920 had sexual intercourse with Frank Sinatra... 14 00:04:16,956 --> 00:04:18,355 and that`s why you`re named Frank? 15 00:04:18,390 --> 00:04:19,584 That`s right. 16 00:04:23,362 --> 00:04:26,297 -Uh-huh. -What? 17 00:04:26,332 --> 00:04:27,629 And your father? 18 00:04:27,666 --> 00:04:29,566 He never slept with Sinatra. It was just my mother. 19 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:32,093 Does your father know about this? 20 00:04:32,137 --> 00:04:34,833 He`s the one who told me. I think he knows. 21 00:04:34,873 --> 00:04:39,003 I can always tell when you`re bullshitting. 22 00:04:39,044 --> 00:04:41,478 No, you can`t. That`s why I always beat you in poker. 23 00:04:41,513 --> 00:04:42,673 You never beat me in poker. 24 00:04:42,715 --> 00:04:44,012 -He always does. -He doesn`t. 25 00:04:44,049 --> 00:04:47,212 He always beats you and you come home all pissed off. 26 00:04:47,252 --> 00:04:48,651 Does he? 27 00:04:48,687 --> 00:04:51,019 Don`t be jumping into this. He doesn`t need your help. 28 00:04:51,056 --> 00:04:54,389 -He comes home crying to mommy. -You do, sweetie! 29 00:04:56,095 --> 00:04:57,756 Why does this happen to me? 30 00:04:57,796 --> 00:04:59,491 You`re always teaming up with him. 31 00:04:59,531 --> 00:05:01,294 You`re supposed to be on my side. 32 00:05:01,333 --> 00:05:05,133 But then I would always be wrong, too. 33 00:05:05,170 --> 00:05:07,331 You don`t even know what we`re talking about here. 34 00:05:07,373 --> 00:05:09,603 Frank was named after Frank Sinatra. 35 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:11,269 -That`s right. -Yeah. 36 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:13,005 You mean you didn`t know that? 37 00:05:15,814 --> 00:05:18,681 Did I ever tell you what my middle name was, Joe? 38 00:05:18,717 --> 00:05:21,083 Let me guess--Sammy, right? 39 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:23,247 Your mom did the wild thing with the Candy Man, too? 40 00:05:23,288 --> 00:05:26,086 That`s amazing. It`s Franklin Samuel. 41 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:28,958 You guys are really funny. 42 00:05:59,892 --> 00:06:01,223 Hey. 43 00:06:03,162 --> 00:06:05,323 You all right? 44 00:06:05,364 --> 00:06:07,423 Yeah. I`m hung over. 45 00:06:07,466 --> 00:06:08,728 I can`t believe I have to face... 46 00:06:08,767 --> 00:06:11,861 a class full of eight-year-olds tomorrow. 47 00:06:11,904 --> 00:06:13,872 So take the day off. 48 00:06:13,906 --> 00:06:15,897 Frank, I just took the week off. 49 00:06:15,941 --> 00:06:18,876 What`s one more day going to hurt? 50 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:22,039 Someday you`ll have a job, and then you`ll understand. 51 00:06:22,081 --> 00:06:23,946 I`ve had a job before. 52 00:06:39,131 --> 00:06:41,031 I don`t even know if I do. 53 00:06:42,668 --> 00:06:45,102 -What`s that? -A little present. 54 00:06:45,137 --> 00:06:46,798 What, for me? 55 00:06:46,839 --> 00:06:49,603 After all these years, you`re still spoiling me like this? 56 00:06:49,641 --> 00:06:51,370 If you don`t want it, I can give it to Frank. 57 00:06:51,410 --> 00:06:54,607 -l`ll take it. -No, it`s mine. 58 00:06:54,646 --> 00:06:57,547 Unless it`s a jawbreaker. Then you can have it. 59 00:06:57,583 --> 00:06:58,880 Thank you. 60 00:06:58,917 --> 00:07:03,081 It`s a ring. That`s so sweet. 61 00:07:03,122 --> 00:07:04,680 Yeah. 62 00:07:04,723 --> 00:07:08,682 -lt`s about time, pumpkinhead. -lt really is about time. 63 00:07:08,727 --> 00:07:11,127 When are we going to set the wedding? 64 00:07:13,532 --> 00:07:16,194 -How about May? -May. That`s nice. 65 00:07:16,235 --> 00:07:18,430 May wedding. What do you think, Frank? 66 00:07:18,470 --> 00:07:21,337 May works for me. I`m off the whole month. 67 00:07:21,373 --> 00:07:22,863 It`d give me a little time to shop. 68 00:07:22,908 --> 00:07:28,244 I guess all that`s left is for you to ask me officially. 69 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:29,542 OK. 70 00:07:34,586 --> 00:07:40,354 Sarah, if this ring will do until I can afford a real one... 71 00:07:42,194 --> 00:07:43,923 It`s not funny anymore. 72 00:07:43,962 --> 00:07:46,123 It`s not meant to be. 73 00:07:48,867 --> 00:07:51,028 Will you marry me? 74 00:07:59,578 --> 00:08:01,569 Well, say yes. 75 00:08:10,789 --> 00:08:14,885 OK. OK, yes. Yes. 76 00:08:18,697 --> 00:08:20,824 About goddamn time! 77 00:08:23,168 --> 00:08:26,797 Is there anyone present who knows a reason... 78 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:31,606 why these two should not be joined in holy matrimony? 79 00:08:31,643 --> 00:08:35,704 Speak now or forever hold your peace. 80 00:08:37,416 --> 00:08:39,475 Come on. Isn`t anybody going to help me out here? 81 00:08:39,518 --> 00:08:42,043 You better not do that tomorrow. 82 00:08:42,087 --> 00:08:44,078 You`re just going to have to wait and see. 83 00:08:44,122 --> 00:08:45,350 I`ll kill you. 84 00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:51,822 And now, according to the power vested in me... 85 00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:56,858 I declare this rehearsal over, and amen. 86 00:08:56,902 --> 00:08:58,529 Hi, Sarah. Hi, Joseph. 87 00:08:58,570 --> 00:09:01,869 You know, I just want to say congratulations... 88 00:09:01,907 --> 00:09:04,375 and I know l`ve teased you both... 89 00:09:04,409 --> 00:09:07,242 about the pitfalls of marriage throughout the years... 90 00:09:07,279 --> 00:09:09,804 but I just wanted to say... 91 00:09:09,848 --> 00:09:12,373 why didn`t you listen? 92 00:09:12,417 --> 00:09:15,818 It`s not too late. You`ve been shacking up for years. 93 00:09:15,854 --> 00:09:18,345 It worked out perfectly. I got a tankful of gas. 94 00:09:18,390 --> 00:09:21,553 We can head to the Mexican border right now. 95 00:09:21,593 --> 00:09:24,858 Duane and l would just like to wish you... 96 00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:29,129 all of the happiness and joy in the world. 97 00:09:29,167 --> 00:09:32,295 Yes. Marriage-- it`s a beautiful thing. 98 00:09:32,337 --> 00:09:36,239 Sarah, it`s a big day tomorrow. 99 00:09:39,778 --> 00:09:43,270 I know you and Joseph will be very happy together. 100 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:46,646 You`re a great catch. 101 00:09:46,685 --> 00:09:51,054 I don`t know you that well, but l`ve known you long enough. 102 00:09:51,089 --> 00:09:53,580 We`ve never really gotten into any deep conversations... 103 00:09:53,625 --> 00:09:57,652 but I consider you a friend. 104 00:09:57,696 --> 00:10:01,689 And Joseph`s an old friend. And I just want you to know... 105 00:10:01,733 --> 00:10:05,567 that I think you two are going to be very happy together... 106 00:10:05,604 --> 00:10:08,402 and make a wonderful couple. 107 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:10,635 Do you have something to say to Joseph... 108 00:10:10,676 --> 00:10:14,112 on the eve of the most important day of his adult life? 109 00:10:14,146 --> 00:10:18,082 I think it`s great they`re in love and everything. 110 00:10:18,116 --> 00:10:22,212 Congratulations, I guess, are in order. 111 00:10:22,254 --> 00:10:25,348 Make sure you have me over for dinner a lot. 112 00:10:25,390 --> 00:10:26,914 The thing about marriage, though, man... 113 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:31,020 it`s not like poker where you`re sitting at a table... 114 00:10:31,063 --> 00:10:33,998 and you`ve got a bad streak going-- 115 00:10:34,032 --> 00:10:35,966 you can just walk away, get out of there. 116 00:10:36,001 --> 00:10:39,368 But, you know, marriage is-- you got to stay there. 117 00:10:39,404 --> 00:10:42,100 And you keep getting bad hands and losing money... 118 00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:43,835 and you lose and you lose and you lose... 119 00:10:43,875 --> 00:10:47,333 and it can break you, and you can leave with nothing. 120 00:10:47,379 --> 00:10:51,839 Here`s the portrait of a successful marriage. 121 00:10:51,883 --> 00:10:55,910 Amy, could you tell Joseph and Sarah... 122 00:10:55,954 --> 00:11:01,915 what has been the key to your successful bond? 123 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:03,757 Forgiveness. 124 00:11:05,063 --> 00:11:09,500 You have to learn to forgive and forget. 125 00:11:09,534 --> 00:11:13,561 Are there any specifics you`d like to go into... 126 00:11:13,605 --> 00:11:17,439 in terms of exercising forgiveness? 127 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:20,835 There`s a little forgiveness muscle... 128 00:11:20,879 --> 00:11:22,972 and very few people know about it. 129 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:24,983 If you don`t have it, you`re in trouble. 130 00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:27,884 That`s right. And we`ve got a little machine at home... 131 00:11:27,919 --> 00:11:31,787 that exercises that forgiveness muscle. 132 00:11:31,823 --> 00:11:34,656 -Really? -l`ll show you ours. 133 00:11:34,693 --> 00:11:36,558 If you`ll show me yours. 134 00:11:37,963 --> 00:11:39,590 OK. 135 00:11:46,805 --> 00:11:50,901 How have you avoided getting hooked? 136 00:11:50,942 --> 00:11:52,933 How? 137 00:11:52,978 --> 00:11:56,436 I don`t know. I never met a woman like Sarah. 138 00:11:56,481 --> 00:12:00,417 What about that cover girl- actress you were seeing? 139 00:12:00,452 --> 00:12:01,749 What the hell was her name? 140 00:12:01,787 --> 00:12:02,913 Marianne. 141 00:12:02,954 --> 00:12:05,047 Marianne. Whoo, boy! 142 00:12:05,090 --> 00:12:07,490 You should`ve married her, man. She was fucking gorgeous. 143 00:12:07,526 --> 00:12:08,925 She was beautiful. 144 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:11,053 Only problem was, once I ran out of ways to tell her that... 145 00:12:11,096 --> 00:12:13,496 the relationship sort of fizzled. 146 00:12:13,532 --> 00:12:15,693 But she was beautiful. 147 00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:18,396 Well, to the ones that got away. 148 00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:21,372 How about to the one-- 149 00:12:21,406 --> 00:12:22,930 -Hi. -Hi. 150 00:12:22,974 --> 00:12:24,441 who didn`t? 151 00:12:24,476 --> 00:12:25,636 Hear, hear. 152 00:12:30,215 --> 00:12:31,705 Strong enough? 153 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:34,082 We`re running a little short on the bloody marriage mix. 154 00:12:34,119 --> 00:12:37,020 Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary. 155 00:12:37,055 --> 00:12:40,513 -Right. -Right. 156 00:12:40,559 --> 00:12:42,493 You guys do have a certain glow about you. 157 00:12:42,527 --> 00:12:44,757 Doesn`t she? She`s a saint, too. 158 00:12:44,796 --> 00:12:46,627 Please. 159 00:12:49,401 --> 00:12:51,460 I`m marrying the most beautiful woman in the world! 160 00:12:51,503 --> 00:12:53,630 -Please, stop. -No, not even just the world-- 161 00:12:53,672 --> 00:12:55,401 the entire universe! 162 00:12:56,541 --> 00:12:58,202 I can hardly wait till we`re married. 163 00:12:58,243 --> 00:12:59,403 Why? 164 00:12:59,444 --> 00:13:01,969 Because I never have to have sex with you again. 165 00:13:05,383 --> 00:13:06,748 A toast! 166 00:13:08,386 --> 00:13:10,183 To the bachelor`s life! 167 00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:14,425 No. I`m kidding. All right, to marriage. 168 00:13:14,459 --> 00:13:16,393 Yeah. To marriage. 169 00:13:16,428 --> 00:13:19,022 -To our marriage. -To our marriage. 170 00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:22,994 -And to our friends. -Yeah! 171 00:13:23,034 --> 00:13:25,935 To the bride and groom. 172 00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:29,031 May they treat each other as well as they`ve treated me. 173 00:13:29,074 --> 00:13:30,234 Hear, hear. 174 00:13:33,044 --> 00:13:35,069 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 175 00:13:35,113 --> 00:13:37,513 Go! Go! Go! 176 00:13:37,549 --> 00:13:39,983 That`s mature, Joseph. 177 00:13:44,189 --> 00:13:45,781 Excuse me. 178 00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:49,688 Hi. 179 00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:55,332 Jesus. You`ll be all right, Joey. 180 00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:58,165 It`s not so bad. It`s only the rehearsal. 181 00:13:58,203 --> 00:13:59,864 Remember our wedding, honey? 182 00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:02,430 We got so stoned I fell down her mother`s stairs. 183 00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:05,238 Yeah, that was great, Duane. 184 00:14:05,277 --> 00:14:06,801 -l`m all right. -Let`s get out of here. 185 00:14:06,845 --> 00:14:09,405 -You OK? -Yeah. 186 00:14:09,447 --> 00:14:12,177 God, Joseph, don`t you ever chew your food? 187 00:14:12,217 --> 00:14:13,844 Shut up, Nigel. 188 00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:21,825 Haven`t seen much of you lately. 189 00:14:23,862 --> 00:14:25,796 Got a girl? 190 00:14:25,830 --> 00:14:28,355 -A couple. -Oh, a couple. 191 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:31,528 -Do they know that? -l`m pretty obvious. 192 00:14:33,271 --> 00:14:35,330 I`ve been thinking about moving back east. 193 00:14:35,373 --> 00:14:36,567 Why? 194 00:14:36,608 --> 00:14:39,771 I don`t know. Things have just... 195 00:14:39,811 --> 00:14:42,541 I don`t know. I get headaches out here. 196 00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:45,106 Everybody gets headaches. It`s the smog. 197 00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:46,344 Yeah. 198 00:15:03,468 --> 00:15:07,131 You know that first time that Joe and I broke up? 199 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,769 Which first time? 200 00:15:10,809 --> 00:15:14,506 The first, first time. 201 00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:16,377 Why are you laughing? The first, first time. 202 00:15:16,414 --> 00:15:18,041 -Oh, the first, first time! -Yeah. 203 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,812 I`m sorry. 204 00:15:19,851 --> 00:15:24,845 Anyway, that first, first time Joe and I broke up... 205 00:15:24,889 --> 00:15:27,915 I almost went after you. 206 00:15:29,995 --> 00:15:32,896 -Get out of here. -I did. I did. 207 00:15:35,867 --> 00:15:38,301 You mean, after me, after me? 208 00:15:38,336 --> 00:15:40,531 After you. 209 00:15:40,572 --> 00:15:43,268 I guess it`s lucky I was shy. 210 00:15:43,308 --> 00:15:46,607 It would be pretty uncomfortable now, wouldn`t it? 211 00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:48,306 We would have gotten over it. 212 00:15:50,749 --> 00:15:53,217 Joey would have thought it was all about him... 213 00:15:53,251 --> 00:15:55,048 and once we got back together... 214 00:15:55,086 --> 00:15:58,078 he would have used it to get off the hook... 215 00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:01,092 for whoever he`d been screwing with. 216 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,650 But what about me? 217 00:16:02,694 --> 00:16:06,186 He would`ve tried to punch you, but... 218 00:16:06,231 --> 00:16:09,598 then you both would`ve gone off together and gotten drunk. 219 00:16:13,705 --> 00:16:15,536 You`re probably right. 220 00:16:15,573 --> 00:16:18,667 Yeah, I know my men. 221 00:16:19,844 --> 00:16:22,108 What about you and me? 222 00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:26,140 Us? We would`ve been fine. 223 00:16:27,552 --> 00:16:28,780 You sure? 224 00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:31,653 Frank...come here. 225 00:16:42,767 --> 00:16:46,168 See? We`re still friends. 226 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,571 Poker, poker, poker! 227 00:16:58,850 --> 00:17:01,216 He can still look. A man can still look. 228 00:17:01,252 --> 00:17:04,346 That was no look. That was an unadulterated ogle. 229 00:17:04,389 --> 00:17:06,857 -OK, I ogled. -At your own wedding, Joe? 230 00:17:06,891 --> 00:17:08,620 That`s to you, Ror. 231 00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:11,356 -To be or not to be... -She was worthy of the ogle. 232 00:17:11,396 --> 00:17:13,125 Come on, Joe, at your own wedding. 233 00:17:13,164 --> 00:17:14,426 You were ogling Sarah. 234 00:17:14,466 --> 00:17:15,660 -I was not. -You were. 235 00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:17,998 I was, shamelessly. 236 00:17:18,036 --> 00:17:20,630 We all were. Why do you think they wear white? 237 00:17:20,672 --> 00:17:22,503 So you can imagine them as virginal and pure... 238 00:17:22,540 --> 00:17:24,098 and then fantasize about defiling them. 239 00:17:24,142 --> 00:17:26,975 -You want to defile my wife? -For old times` sake. 240 00:17:27,011 --> 00:17:28,205 We`re playing poker here, fellas. 241 00:17:28,246 --> 00:17:31,181 I didn`t fantasize about Deborah at your wedding. 242 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:33,684 -Neither did l. Anyone? -No. 243 00:17:33,718 --> 00:17:36,949 I really love these stimulating intellectual discussions... 244 00:17:36,988 --> 00:17:39,422 but can we please get through a fucking hand? 245 00:17:39,457 --> 00:17:41,482 -Rory! -Just a second. 246 00:17:41,526 --> 00:17:43,426 It`s a fucking quarter. 247 00:17:43,461 --> 00:17:46,021 -No. That`s not the point. -Here`s a quarter. 248 00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:48,430 -Rory`s in. -No. No! 249 00:17:48,466 --> 00:17:50,764 -What have you got there? -Four aces. 250 00:17:50,802 --> 00:17:52,770 -Bet or don`t bet. -Just a second. 251 00:17:52,804 --> 00:17:54,032 OK, Rory`s out. 252 00:17:54,072 --> 00:17:56,768 No, wait a minute! I`m in! Jesus! 253 00:17:58,009 --> 00:18:01,001 You live on the edge. I call. Show your cards. 254 00:18:01,045 --> 00:18:02,637 -Three tens. -l`m slaughtered. 255 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,477 Straight. 256 00:18:04,516 --> 00:18:05,744 I`m out. 257 00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:08,617 Straight, queen high. What do you got, Rory? 258 00:18:08,653 --> 00:18:11,315 -Nothing. -You got to show. 259 00:18:11,356 --> 00:18:12,653 I don`t beat a straight. 260 00:18:12,690 --> 00:18:14,419 I called you. You`ve got to show your cards. 261 00:18:14,459 --> 00:18:16,984 -What`s it to you? -lt`s the rules. 262 00:18:17,028 --> 00:18:19,622 It`s a game. 263 00:18:19,664 --> 00:18:21,859 Ante up. 264 00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:24,562 A pair of queens? You stayed in with a pair of fucking queens? 265 00:18:24,602 --> 00:18:26,331 Alas, poor Yorick. 266 00:18:26,371 --> 00:18:27,861 What do you get so damn serious about? 267 00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:29,498 Because it drives me fucking crazy. 268 00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:31,839 -ln Vegas-- -The Vegas speech! 269 00:18:31,876 --> 00:18:33,366 In Las Vegas, Nevada... 270 00:18:33,411 --> 00:18:35,311 they understand the rhythm of the deal... 271 00:18:35,346 --> 00:18:37,143 and the sanctity of the game. 272 00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:42,085 Deal, Duane. One game--seven-card stud. Pure. 273 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,520 They play it over and over. You feel it-- 274 00:18:44,556 --> 00:18:46,717 Iike the lap of the ocean against the shore. 275 00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:49,852 You sit in silence, study strategies. 276 00:18:49,894 --> 00:18:52,328 None of this banter-- whose dick is bigger than whose? 277 00:18:52,363 --> 00:18:53,921 When`s the fucking pizza coming? 278 00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:56,525 When is the fucking pizza coming? 279 00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:01,331 Quarter. 280 00:19:01,372 --> 00:19:04,398 See it, raise it. 281 00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:07,141 See that, raise that. 282 00:19:07,178 --> 00:19:08,839 See that, raise that. 283 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:11,007 I`ll see that quarter and raise you another. 284 00:19:11,049 --> 00:19:12,243 And another. 285 00:19:12,283 --> 00:19:14,046 What the hell have you got there? 286 00:19:14,085 --> 00:19:16,212 Not much, apparently. 287 00:19:16,254 --> 00:19:18,188 Joseph here gets two aces early on... 288 00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:19,781 with nothing underneath to back it up. 289 00:19:19,824 --> 00:19:21,291 Table talk. 290 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,793 Thinks he`s going to chase everybody out... 291 00:19:22,827 --> 00:19:24,488 which he does, but I do not balk. 292 00:19:24,529 --> 00:19:28,226 -Table talk. -So, now he`s got two pair... 293 00:19:28,266 --> 00:19:30,291 and nothing else. 294 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:32,997 And me, I started out with a pair here... 295 00:19:33,037 --> 00:19:35,505 which I have now turned into three of a kind... 296 00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:36,905 with this card here. Voila. 297 00:19:36,941 --> 00:19:40,069 -Oh! -You can`t do that! 298 00:19:40,111 --> 00:19:42,477 Sure I can, Joe. It`s to your advantage. 299 00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:44,539 It is to your advantage. 300 00:19:44,582 --> 00:19:47,244 So, now Joe`s looking for a long shot full house... 301 00:19:47,285 --> 00:19:50,948 and l`m looking for a full house or a fourth nine... 302 00:19:50,989 --> 00:19:53,150 of which I noticed none showed up in the deal. 303 00:19:53,191 --> 00:19:55,523 Am I confident? Yes. 304 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,687 Big man. Real mature. 305 00:19:57,729 --> 00:19:59,754 See you, raise you. 306 00:19:59,797 --> 00:20:03,358 Well, l`ll just see you. 307 00:20:03,401 --> 00:20:06,564 I perceive a homoerotic subtext here. 308 00:20:06,604 --> 00:20:08,003 Deal, Duane. 309 00:20:09,207 --> 00:20:10,731 Down and dirty. 310 00:20:16,114 --> 00:20:20,847 Bet`s to you, Joe, and whatever you bet... 311 00:20:20,885 --> 00:20:22,375 I`m going to bet forty bucks. 312 00:20:22,420 --> 00:20:24,217 You can`t do that. 313 00:20:24,255 --> 00:20:26,621 -Sure I can. -No limit. 314 00:20:26,658 --> 00:20:28,523 -But it`s my bet. -Then bet. 315 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,925 Then you`re just going to raise. 316 00:20:29,961 --> 00:20:31,588 Then you know what l`m going to do. 317 00:20:31,629 --> 00:20:33,062 I don`t think he`s got his full house. 318 00:20:33,097 --> 00:20:34,291 Think what you want to think... 319 00:20:34,332 --> 00:20:36,664 but there is such a thing as poker etiquette! 320 00:20:36,701 --> 00:20:38,566 No table talk, no betting out of order. 321 00:20:38,603 --> 00:20:40,298 I`ve been saying this for months. 322 00:20:40,338 --> 00:20:41,805 You`d be shot in Vegas, right? 323 00:20:41,839 --> 00:20:43,363 Yes, Frank would be shot in Vegas. 324 00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,603 -lt`s not Vegas, Joe. -But am I right? 325 00:20:45,643 --> 00:20:47,611 Yes, and God will punish him. You`re in or out. 326 00:20:47,645 --> 00:20:49,374 You`re out of line. 327 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,382 -You know the line? -You know the line. 328 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:54,317 Guys, can you finish the fucking hand? 329 00:20:54,352 --> 00:20:56,616 Fifty cents. 330 00:20:57,655 --> 00:21:00,419 -Forty dollars. -Fuck this. Cash me out. 331 00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:02,221 -Come on, Joe. -Joseph. 332 00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:03,989 Fuck you guys. No, no. 333 00:21:04,028 --> 00:21:06,588 Frank`s Mr. Big Stud, flipping cards, betting high. 334 00:21:06,631 --> 00:21:09,122 He called the hand. He won. You happy, Frank? 335 00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:17,897 There are our lovely hosts now. How are you doing? 336 00:21:17,942 --> 00:21:19,910 Does Frank want a wienie? 337 00:21:19,944 --> 00:21:22,105 Frank`s been a wienie for a long time. 338 00:21:22,146 --> 00:21:24,171 -ls that mine? -No, it`s mine. 339 00:21:24,215 --> 00:21:27,412 -Don`t break it, mate. -I won`t. See you later. 340 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:29,215 Bye. 341 00:21:30,388 --> 00:21:31,616 Now, what`s this? 342 00:21:31,656 --> 00:21:33,248 I asked you to watch her. 343 00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:35,259 Fuck you. What am l, your slave? 344 00:21:35,293 --> 00:21:37,921 Family feud. Are you guys fighting? 345 00:21:37,962 --> 00:21:41,159 Hi, Frank. Look, honey. Your friend-- 346 00:21:41,199 --> 00:21:43,326 She was over by the pool all by herself. 347 00:21:43,368 --> 00:21:45,233 You said you`d watch her. 348 00:21:45,269 --> 00:21:48,067 You guys might want to think about counseling. 349 00:21:48,106 --> 00:21:50,574 -Frank. -Bye, Frank. 350 00:21:50,608 --> 00:21:53,771 OK. Sorry about that. 351 00:21:53,811 --> 00:21:55,369 Hello. 352 00:21:55,413 --> 00:21:58,507 Hi, guys. 353 00:21:58,549 --> 00:22:01,814 Hey, hey, hey. 354 00:22:01,853 --> 00:22:05,050 Lauren, we`re being harassed by some guy with a camera. 355 00:22:05,089 --> 00:22:07,148 I`m not harassing anybody. 356 00:22:07,191 --> 00:22:09,659 He`s not harassing anyone, he says. 357 00:22:09,694 --> 00:22:11,423 What are you doing here? 358 00:22:11,462 --> 00:22:13,396 I`m taking your picture. 359 00:22:13,431 --> 00:22:15,422 He`s over here trying to get pictures... 360 00:22:15,466 --> 00:22:18,026 of half-naked girls without any make-up on. 361 00:22:18,069 --> 00:22:19,969 Come on. Be nice. 362 00:22:20,004 --> 00:22:21,665 What`s this for? 363 00:22:21,706 --> 00:22:25,506 -lt`s for... -Personal use? 364 00:22:25,543 --> 00:22:27,204 Is it about something? 365 00:22:27,245 --> 00:22:28,473 It`s for personal use. 366 00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:31,073 Are you doing it so you can stare at us later? 367 00:22:31,115 --> 00:22:32,343 It`s about the party. 368 00:22:32,383 --> 00:22:34,317 Really? That sounds boring. 369 00:22:34,352 --> 00:22:37,446 -lt`s also about me. -That would be interesting. 370 00:22:37,488 --> 00:22:39,183 -You think so? -Yeah. 371 00:22:39,223 --> 00:22:42,124 I think it would be interesting. 372 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:44,492 Give me the camera. I want to do you. 373 00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:47,089 -Why? -Because I like you. 374 00:22:47,131 --> 00:22:49,122 I don`t think I want to give it to you. 375 00:22:49,167 --> 00:22:51,965 Oh, no, no, no! 376 00:22:52,003 --> 00:22:53,994 Don`t film me. 377 00:22:54,038 --> 00:22:56,404 Now...is it on? 378 00:22:56,441 --> 00:22:58,500 Is this thing on? 379 00:22:58,543 --> 00:23:01,205 -Do you see me? -Yeah. 380 00:23:01,245 --> 00:23:02,735 Then it`s on. 381 00:23:02,780 --> 00:23:06,079 OK. Right, right. 382 00:23:06,117 --> 00:23:08,847 Tell us about your life. 383 00:23:08,886 --> 00:23:10,717 This actually wasn`t about me. 384 00:23:10,755 --> 00:23:13,053 It`s actually about the party out there. 385 00:23:13,091 --> 00:23:14,786 Tell us about your life anyway. 386 00:23:14,826 --> 00:23:16,726 Why don`t you film... 387 00:23:17,995 --> 00:23:19,587 All right, I admitit. 388 00:23:19,630 --> 00:23:21,461 I don`t have a life. 389 00:23:21,499 --> 00:23:22,989 You`re breaking my heart. 390 00:23:23,034 --> 00:23:26,128 Are you one of those cynical people? 391 00:23:26,170 --> 00:23:30,436 No. More like bitter. 392 00:23:30,475 --> 00:23:33,069 Really? Why is that? 393 00:23:33,111 --> 00:23:35,170 I don`t know. I`m just-- 394 00:23:35,213 --> 00:23:37,807 It must be a girl. It`s always a girl. 395 00:23:37,849 --> 00:23:41,808 -Lauren, you`re a goddess! -Female prophet. 396 00:23:41,853 --> 00:23:44,686 You`re a woman`s woman. You know, girl. 397 00:23:44,722 --> 00:23:46,087 -ls it? -What? 398 00:23:46,124 --> 00:23:48,592 -A girl. -No. 399 00:23:48,626 --> 00:23:50,287 I think it is a girl. 400 00:23:50,328 --> 00:23:52,262 We have a girl problem here. 401 00:23:52,296 --> 00:23:53,923 Why is it that girls always think-- 402 00:23:53,965 --> 00:23:59,062 Did you love her and then she left you? 403 00:23:59,103 --> 00:24:01,230 I told you there is no problem. 404 00:24:01,272 --> 00:24:03,240 Oh, yeah. I don`t believe you. 405 00:24:03,274 --> 00:24:06,732 Hi, sweetie. You making new friends? 406 00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:09,576 Hi. Are you making a movie? 407 00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:12,708 No, we`re not. He is. We`re just helping out. 408 00:24:12,750 --> 00:24:14,741 Do you have a statement to make? 409 00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:16,879 No, I don`t think so. 410 00:24:16,921 --> 00:24:19,253 I think you better keep on filming him. 411 00:24:19,290 --> 00:24:21,315 Make your peace with your public. 412 00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:22,656 Sorry. Bye. 413 00:24:22,693 --> 00:24:24,183 Walk that runway, girl. 414 00:24:24,228 --> 00:24:26,594 Work that vest. There you go. 415 00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:28,189 -ls that her? -Who? 416 00:24:28,232 --> 00:24:30,063 The girl who left you? 417 00:24:30,101 --> 00:24:32,501 There`s no girl. Give me the camera. 418 00:24:32,537 --> 00:24:35,802 I think that`s somebody who hasn`t been returning my calls. 419 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:37,102 Because l`m mad at you. 420 00:24:37,141 --> 00:24:38,699 -Why? -You piss me off. 421 00:24:38,743 --> 00:24:41,371 What do you mean, I piss you off? 422 00:24:41,412 --> 00:24:44,540 You got to watch out for that unresolved resentment. 423 00:24:44,582 --> 00:24:47,551 It can cause diseases. I`m sure you`ve heard that. 424 00:24:47,585 --> 00:24:49,177 Have you thought of therapy? 425 00:24:49,220 --> 00:24:50,847 I`m in therapy twice a week. 426 00:24:50,888 --> 00:24:52,219 -You`re kidding me. -No. 427 00:24:52,256 --> 00:24:53,553 What do you talk about? 428 00:24:53,591 --> 00:24:55,957 All we talk about is you-- it`s weird-- 429 00:24:55,993 --> 00:24:58,894 and what a dick you are but how much I like you anyway. 430 00:24:58,930 --> 00:25:00,454 That makes me feel a lot better. 431 00:25:00,498 --> 00:25:02,489 -Whose camera is that? -lt`s mine. 432 00:25:02,533 --> 00:25:03,932 That`s not your camera. 433 00:25:03,968 --> 00:25:06,402 You can`t afford that because you`re such a loser. 434 00:25:06,437 --> 00:25:08,428 Why don`t you eat me, Joe? 435 00:25:08,472 --> 00:25:10,030 OK. 436 00:25:10,074 --> 00:25:12,599 -Oh, no. Go away. -What do you want? 437 00:25:12,643 --> 00:25:15,168 -I hate this. -Take that thing off my face. 438 00:25:15,213 --> 00:25:17,477 I just want to have a conversation. 439 00:25:17,515 --> 00:25:19,244 You want me to say something quotable? 440 00:25:19,283 --> 00:25:22,912 Yeah, why don`t you say something quotable? 441 00:25:22,954 --> 00:25:26,412 I`ll give you more later. Over and out. 442 00:25:26,457 --> 00:25:30,052 Nigel, come on. See you, Nigel. 443 00:25:30,094 --> 00:25:31,459 Good-bye, Frank. 444 00:25:31,529 --> 00:25:32,621 Hello. 445 00:25:32,663 --> 00:25:35,029 Oh, no. No, please, don`t. 446 00:25:35,066 --> 00:25:36,260 What`s the matter? 447 00:25:36,300 --> 00:25:38,530 I don`t like the way I look. 448 00:25:38,569 --> 00:25:40,469 I sound like a man on those things. 449 00:25:40,504 --> 00:25:41,971 You don`t sound like a man. 450 00:25:42,006 --> 00:25:43,303 I do, I do. 451 00:25:43,341 --> 00:25:45,309 Wait till you listen to it. 452 00:25:45,343 --> 00:25:47,903 ``She sounds just like me.`` 453 00:25:47,945 --> 00:25:49,572 -Nice. -Yeah. 454 00:25:49,614 --> 00:25:53,482 Before, you sounded like your normal, velvet-voiced self. 455 00:25:56,921 --> 00:25:59,583 Is this why you came here? 456 00:25:59,624 --> 00:26:01,819 No, I came to see you. 457 00:26:01,859 --> 00:26:04,760 Then take that thing away from your face. 458 00:26:07,398 --> 00:26:09,764 Yes, Frank, what can I do for you? 459 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,768 Why don`t you... 460 00:26:11,802 --> 00:26:14,430 tell me all about me? 461 00:26:14,472 --> 00:26:17,566 Really? The stuff you want to hear... 462 00:26:17,608 --> 00:26:19,576 or the stuff you don`t want to hear? 463 00:26:19,610 --> 00:26:21,134 Just tell me everything. 464 00:26:21,178 --> 00:26:22,475 I don`t know everything. 465 00:26:22,513 --> 00:26:26,540 Then tell me what you know. 466 00:26:26,584 --> 00:26:28,882 Starting from when? 467 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,182 From the beginning. 468 00:26:30,221 --> 00:26:32,121 I don`t know you from the beginning, honey. 469 00:26:32,156 --> 00:26:34,590 I only know you from the middle. 470 00:26:34,625 --> 00:26:36,957 Then how about from there? 471 00:26:39,530 --> 00:26:41,361 You`re being so weird. 472 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:46,527 Why don`t you just say whatever pops into your mind? 473 00:26:46,570 --> 00:26:48,231 The first thing. Whatever. 474 00:26:48,272 --> 00:26:51,332 This is-- Do I really have to do this? 475 00:26:51,375 --> 00:26:53,969 I don`t think so. Why? 476 00:26:54,011 --> 00:26:56,502 Because I asked you as a favor to me. 477 00:26:56,547 --> 00:26:58,640 See, that`s it. 478 00:26:58,683 --> 00:27:00,583 You want me to tell you all about you. 479 00:27:00,618 --> 00:27:02,950 I don`t see you since the wedding... 480 00:27:02,987 --> 00:27:05,581 then you show up out of no place and expect me... 481 00:27:05,623 --> 00:27:08,615 to tell you all about you as a favor to you. 482 00:27:08,659 --> 00:27:10,684 I think that just about wraps it up. 483 00:27:10,728 --> 00:27:13,492 -You think so? -I do. Give me that. 484 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:19,431 Tell me something about you. 485 00:27:19,470 --> 00:27:21,836 Tell me something about something. 486 00:27:21,872 --> 00:27:23,100 OK. 487 00:27:23,140 --> 00:27:25,768 OK? God, just a minute. 488 00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:28,404 How about-- 489 00:27:28,446 --> 00:27:30,505 How about the first time I saw you? 490 00:27:30,548 --> 00:27:32,277 I already know that. 491 00:27:32,316 --> 00:27:36,082 No, you don`t. I mean before we met. 492 00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:38,020 The first, first time. 493 00:27:40,191 --> 00:27:42,751 There was a first, first time? 494 00:27:45,396 --> 00:27:47,990 OK, tell me about that. 495 00:27:48,032 --> 00:27:49,226 OK. 496 00:27:51,969 --> 00:27:54,767 When... 497 00:27:54,805 --> 00:27:56,773 -What? -OK. 498 00:27:56,807 --> 00:27:58,934 I was... 499 00:27:58,976 --> 00:28:01,945 I was about to take my last test... 500 00:28:01,979 --> 00:28:04,607 my sophomore year... 501 00:28:04,648 --> 00:28:06,081 and... 502 00:28:07,952 --> 00:28:11,115 It was in English Medieval Renaissance. 503 00:28:12,890 --> 00:28:15,882 I was just about to go into the building... 504 00:28:15,926 --> 00:28:17,689 and I saw you. 505 00:28:20,297 --> 00:28:22,288 It was raining out that day... 506 00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:24,460 and the sky was dark... 507 00:28:24,502 --> 00:28:26,868 and you were standing there... 508 00:28:26,904 --> 00:28:30,635 in this long gray raincoat. 509 00:28:30,674 --> 00:28:33,905 You had this green umbrella. 510 00:28:33,944 --> 00:28:36,970 And, I don`t know, it was just strange. 511 00:28:37,014 --> 00:28:38,982 Everything was dark, and there you were... 512 00:28:39,016 --> 00:28:40,677 with this green umbrella. 513 00:28:40,718 --> 00:28:42,549 And... 514 00:28:44,555 --> 00:28:46,853 And then the sky was starting to break... 515 00:28:46,891 --> 00:28:51,521 and just as the light burst out of the sky... 516 00:28:51,562 --> 00:28:53,325 you did the neatest thing-- 517 00:28:53,364 --> 00:28:55,423 you twirled your umbrella a little bit... 518 00:28:55,466 --> 00:28:56,956 and caught the light. 519 00:28:57,001 --> 00:28:58,832 You were the most beautiful thing... 520 00:28:58,869 --> 00:29:01,201 I`d ever seen in my life. 521 00:29:06,844 --> 00:29:10,280 Andthen... 522 00:29:10,314 --> 00:29:12,305 then Joseph came out of the building... 523 00:29:12,349 --> 00:29:15,341 and he... 524 00:29:15,386 --> 00:29:20,153 He went clomping up to you like Gene Kelly in... 525 00:29:20,191 --> 00:29:21,681 ``Singin` in the Rain.`` 526 00:29:21,725 --> 00:29:24,193 He was clomping through the puddles... 527 00:29:24,228 --> 00:29:27,254 and that`s when... 528 00:29:30,501 --> 00:29:32,492 I don`t remember that. 529 00:29:36,707 --> 00:29:39,369 That`s because we didn`t know each other then. 530 00:29:41,979 --> 00:29:43,446 It was really funny. 531 00:29:43,481 --> 00:29:46,143 The next semester when I came back... 532 00:29:46,183 --> 00:29:49,277 and Joseph was my roommate... 533 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:51,083 and you were his girlfriend. 534 00:30:09,340 --> 00:30:10,932 -Frank? -Frank-o! 535 00:30:10,975 --> 00:30:12,465 I`m in the kitchen! 536 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,212 I brought some strawberries, Frank. 537 00:30:18,249 --> 00:30:19,716 Good. 538 00:30:19,750 --> 00:30:21,843 Where`s the booze? 539 00:30:21,886 --> 00:30:23,911 -Hi, Duane. -Where`s the booze? 540 00:30:23,954 --> 00:30:25,114 You know where the booze is. 541 00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:27,989 -Hi, Frank. -Hi. How are you? 542 00:30:28,025 --> 00:30:30,550 -You look like shit, Frank. -Thank you, Deborah. 543 00:30:30,594 --> 00:30:33,154 You`re welcome. Where`s your date? 544 00:30:33,197 --> 00:30:34,562 She`s not here yet. 545 00:30:34,598 --> 00:30:37,123 Told you he wouldn`t have a date. 546 00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:39,068 Who is she? 547 00:30:39,103 --> 00:30:40,934 Ran into Marianne. 548 00:30:40,971 --> 00:30:42,768 Cover girl? She`s coming here? 549 00:30:42,806 --> 00:30:43,966 Yeah. 550 00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:47,671 Like us to leave you alone for a few minutes, Duane? 551 00:30:47,711 --> 00:30:49,838 I haven`t seen her in a long time, that`s all. 552 00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:51,814 Look at his face. 553 00:30:55,719 --> 00:31:00,383 Is she your girlfriend again, Frank? 554 00:31:00,424 --> 00:31:03,450 No, she`s not my girlfriend. She`s a date. 555 00:31:40,164 --> 00:31:42,155 I don`t know. 556 00:31:42,199 --> 00:31:46,226 I`ve had sex before-- more than once-- 557 00:31:46,270 --> 00:31:48,431 and I think l`ve figured out why I do it. 558 00:31:48,472 --> 00:31:49,962 Go ahead, Joe. 559 00:31:50,007 --> 00:31:52,669 I remember going through the birth canal. 560 00:31:52,710 --> 00:31:54,405 -Oh, God. -No, l`m-- 561 00:31:54,445 --> 00:31:56,970 My skin was really sensitive back then... 562 00:31:57,014 --> 00:31:58,379 Want some wine? 563 00:31:58,415 --> 00:32:00,713 It was like I was one big, giant penis. 564 00:32:00,751 --> 00:32:02,343 Nothing`s changed, Joseph. 565 00:32:02,386 --> 00:32:04,616 No, no. Pay attention, please. 566 00:32:04,655 --> 00:32:07,215 There I was in the birth canal... 567 00:32:07,258 --> 00:32:11,592 and my adrenaline was really pumping... 568 00:32:11,629 --> 00:32:14,621 and these dark, wet, powerful muscles... 569 00:32:14,665 --> 00:32:15,859 were shunting me... 570 00:32:15,899 --> 00:32:18,868 and elongating my head into a banana shape... 571 00:32:18,902 --> 00:32:21,029 which is a very odd sensation. 572 00:32:21,071 --> 00:32:23,869 And imagine the kind of consciousness you have... 573 00:32:23,907 --> 00:32:27,035 when you`re getting oxygen, but you`re not breathing. 574 00:32:27,077 --> 00:32:29,068 You`re just alive. 575 00:32:31,382 --> 00:32:33,407 So now that l`m a big boy... 576 00:32:33,450 --> 00:32:37,978 I find myself going back to that place again and again... 577 00:32:38,022 --> 00:32:42,186 because it`s only really just before I blow my wad-- 578 00:32:42,226 --> 00:32:43,454 Dear God. 579 00:32:43,494 --> 00:32:47,760 ...that I ever experience what it was like being born. 580 00:32:47,798 --> 00:32:51,131 -That is so amazing. -lsn`t it? 581 00:32:51,168 --> 00:32:53,295 It`s incredible you remember being born. 582 00:32:53,337 --> 00:32:56,397 One of my boyfriends is a licensed rebirther. 583 00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:57,668 Really? 584 00:32:57,708 --> 00:33:00,199 He`s trying to regress me back to the womb... 585 00:33:00,244 --> 00:33:02,678 but it`s been really difficult for me. 586 00:33:02,713 --> 00:33:04,772 Why? 587 00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:09,946 I think it`s because infants are so helpless... 588 00:33:09,987 --> 00:33:13,423 and I need to be in control. 589 00:33:16,794 --> 00:33:19,024 So, Marianne... 590 00:33:19,063 --> 00:33:21,429 how many boyfriends do you have, anyway? 591 00:33:21,465 --> 00:33:22,625 Honey, please, that`s-- 592 00:33:22,666 --> 00:33:24,327 How many men do I have sex with? 593 00:33:24,368 --> 00:33:26,768 Yeah, l`m just curious. 594 00:33:26,804 --> 00:33:29,364 More than one. 595 00:33:29,406 --> 00:33:32,307 -Congratulations, Frank. -Thanks, Sarah. 596 00:33:32,343 --> 00:33:34,743 Girl fight. 597 00:33:34,778 --> 00:33:39,306 Is that two or a few... 598 00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:43,684 or the Los Angeles Raiders? 599 00:33:43,721 --> 00:33:46,588 Honey, what are you doing? 600 00:33:46,623 --> 00:33:48,921 What are you doing? 601 00:33:51,428 --> 00:33:53,396 Could I have a cigarette, please? 602 00:33:53,430 --> 00:33:56,092 I`m sorry if I threaten you in some way. 603 00:33:56,133 --> 00:33:58,397 I happen to like men. 604 00:33:58,435 --> 00:34:04,305 And what is it about them, exactly, that you like? 605 00:34:05,576 --> 00:34:07,976 Different things about different men. 606 00:34:08,011 --> 00:34:10,878 I bet. 607 00:34:12,816 --> 00:34:16,217 Well, I think that`s very commendable... 608 00:34:16,253 --> 00:34:17,982 and rare, in my experience. 609 00:34:18,021 --> 00:34:20,216 Shut up, Duane. If it`s so commendable... 610 00:34:20,257 --> 00:34:21,952 then how come you don`t like women? 611 00:34:21,992 --> 00:34:23,323 Good point. 612 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:26,158 I like women-- hairless, obsequious women. 613 00:34:26,196 --> 00:34:28,289 You`re so deep. It`s true. 614 00:34:28,332 --> 00:34:31,267 He used to make all his girlfriends shave their twats. 615 00:34:31,301 --> 00:34:33,997 You`re a sick man, Duane. 616 00:34:34,037 --> 00:34:36,505 I don`t like hair. I like hairless girls. 617 00:34:36,540 --> 00:34:42,308 Girls? Like a little diaper rash in their creases, Duane? 618 00:34:42,346 --> 00:34:44,906 I think you would like men a lot less... 619 00:34:44,948 --> 00:34:46,677 if you were married to one. 620 00:34:46,717 --> 00:34:48,981 I don`t know. What about Frank? 621 00:34:49,019 --> 00:34:50,418 He`s not bad. 622 00:34:50,454 --> 00:34:55,619 I like Frank. I`m just not the marrying type. 623 00:34:58,695 --> 00:35:03,462 Poor Frank. Are you disappointed? 624 00:35:05,068 --> 00:35:07,764 Yeah, l`m devastated. 625 00:35:07,805 --> 00:35:12,139 You`re so sweet. Why aren`t you married? 626 00:35:14,244 --> 00:35:16,940 I guess I haven`t met the right woman yet. 627 00:35:16,980 --> 00:35:19,471 What kind would that be? 628 00:35:23,020 --> 00:35:25,921 Like...you. 629 00:35:25,956 --> 00:35:27,480 One like you. 630 00:35:27,524 --> 00:35:29,754 You`re so cute. 631 00:35:29,793 --> 00:35:31,226 He is so cute. 632 00:35:31,261 --> 00:35:33,786 Honey, l`m about to cloud up... 633 00:35:33,831 --> 00:35:36,732 and rain all over you. 634 00:35:36,767 --> 00:35:42,535 If you like me so much, why don`t you... 635 00:35:42,573 --> 00:35:44,666 bring me flowers? 636 00:35:44,708 --> 00:35:48,804 Roses? Would you like roses? 637 00:35:48,846 --> 00:35:52,304 Which grow profusely in the... 638 00:35:52,349 --> 00:35:54,010 ordure of romance. 639 00:35:54,051 --> 00:35:56,713 What the hell`s going on here? 640 00:35:59,223 --> 00:36:03,683 I`m trying to tell your wife that l`m in love with her. 641 00:36:06,530 --> 00:36:08,760 Frank`s trying to seduce me. 642 00:36:08,799 --> 00:36:12,997 You`re trying to seduce me, aren`t you, Frank? 643 00:36:14,671 --> 00:36:17,196 I love you, Sarah. 644 00:36:17,241 --> 00:36:19,505 What the fuck are you doing? 645 00:36:19,543 --> 00:36:21,204 What the fuck is going on here? 646 00:36:21,245 --> 00:36:22,803 Are you nuts? That`s my wife! 647 00:36:22,846 --> 00:36:24,507 What`s your fucking problem? 648 00:36:24,548 --> 00:36:26,539 Go, Frank. 649 00:36:26,583 --> 00:36:28,551 Go! 650 00:36:28,585 --> 00:36:30,143 Thanks so much for dinner. 651 00:36:30,187 --> 00:36:32,781 It was so nice seeing you all. 652 00:36:32,823 --> 00:36:34,654 Take it easy, Marianne. 653 00:36:56,914 --> 00:36:58,745 Want a cigarette? 654 00:37:01,952 --> 00:37:03,510 Thanks. 655 00:37:21,138 --> 00:37:22,537 Is it me? 656 00:37:24,374 --> 00:37:26,808 No. Sometimes being married... 657 00:37:26,843 --> 00:37:28,811 is like having dog shit on your shoe... 658 00:37:28,845 --> 00:37:31,837 and nothing to scrape it off with. 659 00:37:36,086 --> 00:37:38,145 Want to play some ball tomorrow? 660 00:37:39,690 --> 00:37:41,681 You want more humiliation? 661 00:37:43,627 --> 00:37:47,188 I`ll pick you up tomorrow at 6.00, all right? 662 00:37:47,230 --> 00:37:49,721 How`s your marriage counseling going? 663 00:37:51,034 --> 00:37:53,628 It`s good. It`s all right. 664 00:37:53,670 --> 00:37:55,831 You like your counselor? 665 00:37:55,872 --> 00:37:58,306 Yeah, she`s all right. 666 00:38:02,980 --> 00:38:05,210 You know what she said to me the other day? 667 00:38:05,248 --> 00:38:08,649 She said I was full of inner rage. 668 00:38:08,685 --> 00:38:10,448 You believe that shit? 669 00:38:10,487 --> 00:38:14,514 I should have popped her right then. Bitch. 670 00:38:14,558 --> 00:38:16,082 Duane! 671 00:38:17,327 --> 00:38:20,626 You begin to hate the sound of your own name. 672 00:38:20,664 --> 00:38:24,031 -Honey, come on. -OK. 673 00:38:25,836 --> 00:38:27,599 You`ll be all right, man. 674 00:38:27,638 --> 00:38:29,936 -See you later. -l`ll see you tomorrow. 675 00:38:54,464 --> 00:38:56,659 I want to drive. 676 00:38:56,700 --> 00:38:58,861 Why? 677 00:38:58,902 --> 00:39:03,100 I just think it`ll be a good idea. 678 00:39:03,140 --> 00:39:06,473 I`m sorry, honey. I didn`t-- 679 00:39:07,611 --> 00:39:09,374 You piss me off. 680 00:39:26,897 --> 00:39:30,162 And, Daddy, she didn`t deserve it 681 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:33,897 All the pain and the hurt 682 00:39:33,937 --> 00:39:37,703 And I could never hate you for it 683 00:39:37,741 --> 00:39:41,472 `Cause I learned about love when she said 684 00:39:41,511 --> 00:39:45,345 She said, ``Honey, your daddy is dead to me`` 685 00:39:45,382 --> 00:39:49,113 ``But to you, your daddy he`ll always be`` 686 00:39:49,152 --> 00:39:53,145 ``And although he made me cry my last tear`` 687 00:39:53,190 --> 00:39:56,557 ``To you, he should always be dear`` 688 00:39:56,593 --> 00:39:57,855 And Mother 689 00:39:57,894 --> 00:40:01,193 you`re the kindest woman l`ve ever seen 690 00:40:01,231 --> 00:40:04,166 A love like yours is rarely seen 691 00:40:04,201 --> 00:40:06,192 And although you were hurt 692 00:40:06,236 --> 00:40:08,329 You held your head high 693 00:40:08,371 --> 00:40:10,339 And thanks to you 694 00:40:10,373 --> 00:40:15,367 My daddy`s alive 695 00:40:18,815 --> 00:40:21,716 -All right. -Thank you. 696 00:40:21,752 --> 00:40:23,720 Thank you, thank you. 697 00:40:23,754 --> 00:40:26,222 -I wrote that myself. -I could tell. 698 00:40:26,256 --> 00:40:27,985 Did you like it? 699 00:40:29,025 --> 00:40:31,550 -lt was very human. -Thank you. 700 00:40:31,595 --> 00:40:34,462 -Let`s play poker. -All right. 701 00:40:34,498 --> 00:40:37,228 -Got any eights? -Nope. Go fish. 702 00:40:37,267 --> 00:40:40,600 -Come on. -We`re just being cute. 703 00:40:40,637 --> 00:40:43,572 We`ll be serious. 704 00:40:43,607 --> 00:40:47,270 You`ve got the old maid, don`t you? 705 00:40:47,310 --> 00:40:50,541 Why am I always the last one to hear about these things? 706 00:40:50,580 --> 00:40:51,877 I thought we were friends. 707 00:40:51,915 --> 00:40:53,439 We are friends. That`s why we didn`t tell you. 708 00:40:53,483 --> 00:40:56,611 We didn`t want to shatter your fragile fantasy world. 709 00:40:56,653 --> 00:40:58,587 Did they hurt each other? 710 00:40:58,622 --> 00:40:59,953 You are so dear. 711 00:40:59,990 --> 00:41:03,357 They didn`t hurt each other, because I was Mr. Peacemaker. 712 00:41:03,393 --> 00:41:06,157 I wanted to pop the son of a bitch myself. 713 00:41:06,196 --> 00:41:08,756 See, that really upsets me. 714 00:41:08,799 --> 00:41:11,427 You can`t look at her cards. You`re still in the hand. 715 00:41:11,468 --> 00:41:13,402 Sorry. Hold on to that ace. 716 00:41:13,436 --> 00:41:15,165 Great. Ruin my bluff. 717 00:41:15,205 --> 00:41:17,139 What`s a bluff? 718 00:41:17,174 --> 00:41:19,506 When you lie about your hand and chase everyone else out. 719 00:41:19,543 --> 00:41:20,737 Gotcha. 720 00:41:20,777 --> 00:41:22,768 How do you know I wasn`t bluffing about her ace? 721 00:41:22,813 --> 00:41:25,077 Because you can`t bluff someone else`s hand. 722 00:41:25,115 --> 00:41:26,878 Why not, Neil? 723 00:41:26,917 --> 00:41:28,475 Because you can`t. 724 00:41:28,518 --> 00:41:30,213 Does it confuse you? 725 00:41:30,253 --> 00:41:32,414 No, it doesn`t confuse me. 726 00:41:32,455 --> 00:41:34,184 And my name`s Leo, not Neil. 727 00:41:34,224 --> 00:41:36,624 Why are you angry? 728 00:41:36,660 --> 00:41:38,184 I`m not angry. 729 00:41:38,228 --> 00:41:40,788 Bet big, girl. He`s angry and confused. 730 00:41:40,831 --> 00:41:42,560 I bet all my chips. 731 00:41:42,599 --> 00:41:44,965 You can`t bet out of turn. 732 00:41:45,001 --> 00:41:48,698 When it`s my turn, the chips will be there. 733 00:41:48,738 --> 00:41:52,174 I`m sorry, but this Frank thing is really upsetting me. 734 00:41:52,209 --> 00:41:54,837 -You`re so sensitive. -Come sit between us. 735 00:41:54,878 --> 00:41:57,506 A little drama`s good for a marriage. 736 00:41:57,547 --> 00:41:59,208 But they`re best friends. 737 00:41:59,249 --> 00:42:01,046 Frank is her friend. 738 00:42:01,084 --> 00:42:03,848 We`re friends. Where does that leave me? 739 00:42:03,887 --> 00:42:05,047 Who`s Frank? 740 00:42:05,088 --> 00:42:07,648 That guy shooting down our tops at the barbecue. 741 00:42:07,691 --> 00:42:09,318 He was kind of cute. 742 00:42:09,359 --> 00:42:11,327 It`s your bet, sweetheart. 743 00:42:11,361 --> 00:42:15,422 OK, big cock. Here`s my bet. 744 00:42:17,033 --> 00:42:18,933 I think that Frank guy needs to get laid. 745 00:42:18,969 --> 00:42:21,164 Precisely. He`s chosen his best friend`s wife... 746 00:42:21,204 --> 00:42:23,229 as the object of his clumsy affections. 747 00:42:23,273 --> 00:42:24,740 That`s wonderful, Nigel. 748 00:42:24,774 --> 00:42:26,002 What? 749 00:42:26,042 --> 00:42:27,737 These girls don`t need to hear about that, man. 750 00:42:27,777 --> 00:42:31,076 These girls are my trusted employees. 751 00:42:31,114 --> 00:42:33,912 They won`t breathe a word. They can keep a secret. 752 00:42:33,950 --> 00:42:35,076 Promise. 753 00:42:35,118 --> 00:42:37,086 Cross my heart, hope to die. 754 00:42:40,423 --> 00:42:42,414 Anyway, it sounds like amateur dinner theater-- 755 00:42:42,459 --> 00:42:43,619 Frank being Frank. 756 00:42:43,660 --> 00:42:45,287 Now, that confuses me. 757 00:42:45,328 --> 00:42:48,422 Am I supposed to be angry at Frank? 758 00:42:48,465 --> 00:42:51,093 He`s a slime hound with warts on his dick. 759 00:42:51,134 --> 00:42:53,967 -So you guys are friends. -Exactly. 760 00:42:54,004 --> 00:42:56,336 You should do that guy Frank, Lauren. 761 00:42:56,373 --> 00:42:57,806 I don`t know. 762 00:42:57,841 --> 00:43:00,071 I checked him out. He looked kind of small. 763 00:43:00,110 --> 00:43:02,908 I need a big stiff one, and I don`t mean a cocktail! 764 00:43:02,946 --> 00:43:05,471 Oh, my God! I think I just grew a penis! 765 00:43:05,515 --> 00:43:08,245 Poker will do it to you every time! 766 00:43:08,285 --> 00:43:10,515 It`s raining sperm in here! Oh, my face! 767 00:43:10,553 --> 00:43:14,182 -Cross your legs! -Oh, yes! 768 00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,990 So you`re really angry at him. 769 00:43:19,029 --> 00:43:21,395 I don`t want to waste my time on it. 770 00:43:21,431 --> 00:43:22,625 I don`t want to talk about it. 771 00:43:22,666 --> 00:43:24,361 A man who gleefully admits... 772 00:43:24,401 --> 00:43:26,266 having had sex with his sister... 773 00:43:26,303 --> 00:43:28,396 is now making moral judgments. 774 00:43:28,438 --> 00:43:31,430 -What? -You had sex with your sister? 775 00:43:31,474 --> 00:43:34,966 She was five. I was four. It was consensual. 776 00:43:35,011 --> 00:43:38,538 That`s what allows me to make these higher moral judgments. 777 00:43:38,581 --> 00:43:41,448 -l`m evolved. -I see. 778 00:43:41,484 --> 00:43:43,349 I think l`m mad at him. 779 00:43:43,386 --> 00:43:46,878 Congratulations, Rory. You`ve picked an emotion. 780 00:43:46,923 --> 00:43:50,825 I have this weird, crazy idea. Let`s play poker. 781 00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:55,627 No, no, no. What do you think? 782 00:43:55,665 --> 00:43:58,463 I think that you are chronically indecisive... 783 00:43:58,501 --> 00:43:59,900 Duane`s overreacting... 784 00:43:59,936 --> 00:44:02,063 Frank is lonely and sad... 785 00:44:02,105 --> 00:44:04,164 and I am getting impatient. 786 00:44:04,207 --> 00:44:06,641 You have a lot of hostility in you. 787 00:44:06,676 --> 00:44:10,134 I`ve also got two pairs towards a full house. 788 00:44:10,180 --> 00:44:13,149 The thing is-- and l`ll leave it at this-- 789 00:44:13,183 --> 00:44:16,482 is that you guys can`t know, because you`re not married. 790 00:44:16,519 --> 00:44:18,043 I`m married, Duane. 791 00:44:18,088 --> 00:44:20,488 That`s stretching the definition a bit, isn`t it? 792 00:44:20,523 --> 00:44:22,991 I believe I should be insulted. 793 00:44:23,026 --> 00:44:24,857 Shall I be angry with you now? 794 00:44:24,894 --> 00:44:27,692 Dog fight. 795 00:44:27,731 --> 00:44:29,460 I`m secure in my marriage. 796 00:44:29,499 --> 00:44:31,592 Whatever, Nigel. 797 00:44:31,634 --> 00:44:33,067 Nobody wake him up. 798 00:44:33,103 --> 00:44:35,765 What foreign creature crawled up your rectum? 799 00:44:35,805 --> 00:44:38,103 A kiss is just a kiss. 800 00:44:38,141 --> 00:44:40,109 To demonstrate... 801 00:44:42,412 --> 00:44:44,073 See? No harm done. 802 00:44:45,648 --> 00:44:49,345 Don`t you ever, ever do that again, Nigel... 803 00:44:49,386 --> 00:44:51,354 unless I ask for it, or l`m hard up. 804 00:44:51,388 --> 00:44:53,288 That hurt. 805 00:44:53,323 --> 00:44:56,952 Good. I`m glad. Good. 806 00:44:56,993 --> 00:44:58,483 My point is-- 807 00:44:58,528 --> 00:45:00,325 What if I told Amy about this? 808 00:45:00,363 --> 00:45:03,025 Exactly. Tell her, and we`ll endure. 809 00:45:03,066 --> 00:45:07,298 They`ll endure if we all love one another. 810 00:45:07,337 --> 00:45:09,931 Nigel, you`re so full of insight and charm. 811 00:45:09,973 --> 00:45:13,204 You really are. No, l`m serious. 812 00:45:19,315 --> 00:45:23,979 This game is boring. Nothing happens. 813 00:45:24,020 --> 00:45:25,851 Do you want to hear another song? 814 00:45:25,889 --> 00:45:27,584 I got eight more that I wrote. 815 00:45:27,624 --> 00:45:29,819 Let her play. It`s nice. 816 00:45:32,829 --> 00:45:34,490 Once again 817 00:45:34,531 --> 00:45:38,194 I`m without my man 818 00:45:38,234 --> 00:45:43,069 My lover and my friend 819 00:45:50,180 --> 00:45:52,171 Mine are hardly the sort of novels... 820 00:45:52,215 --> 00:45:55,878 today`s filmmakers are racing to adapt. 821 00:45:55,919 --> 00:45:59,355 They`re not seething with raw sensuality... 822 00:45:59,389 --> 00:46:01,016 nor do they contain... 823 00:46:01,057 --> 00:46:05,960 periodic spasms of orgiastic bloodshed. 824 00:46:05,995 --> 00:46:07,929 Also, one rarely sees... 825 00:46:07,964 --> 00:46:11,730 characters as old as mine in American films... 826 00:46:11,768 --> 00:46:13,759 and when they do pop up... 827 00:46:13,803 --> 00:46:16,465 it`s only for a scene or two. 828 00:46:16,506 --> 00:46:19,839 They`re not allowed to be the whole story... 829 00:46:19,876 --> 00:46:21,810 as they are in my books. 830 00:46:21,845 --> 00:46:24,370 Though, now that I think of it... 831 00:46:24,414 --> 00:46:27,781 I was approached perhaps 20 years ago... 832 00:46:27,817 --> 00:46:31,685 by some people who wanted to film my third book... 833 00:46:31,721 --> 00:46:36,522 which was called ``A Vulgar Superfluity.`` 834 00:46:36,559 --> 00:46:41,496 Although they suggested I try to think of another title. 835 00:46:41,531 --> 00:46:42,862 They wanted to cast... 836 00:46:42,899 --> 00:46:45,663 some American actress whom l`d never heard of... 837 00:46:45,702 --> 00:46:49,798 though she was apparently quite popular at the time. 838 00:46:49,839 --> 00:46:51,966 They showed me one of her films... 839 00:46:52,008 --> 00:46:54,340 and I thought, ``Oh, dear. 840 00:46:54,377 --> 00:46:58,245 ``She`s quite immensely unsuitable.`` 841 00:46:58,281 --> 00:47:00,613 Her name escapes me now. 842 00:47:00,650 --> 00:47:04,279 Amy, dear, what was the name of that actress... 843 00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:06,982 they were so keen to have play Daphne? 844 00:47:07,023 --> 00:47:08,752 Raquel Welch. 845 00:47:08,791 --> 00:47:11,521 Yes, that`s it! 846 00:47:11,561 --> 00:47:13,654 Oh, dear, yes. 847 00:47:13,696 --> 00:47:15,391 That is one boring lady in there. 848 00:47:15,431 --> 00:47:17,058 She`s like some kind of hypnotist. 849 00:47:17,100 --> 00:47:19,625 You think she`s bad, try reading one of her books. 850 00:47:19,669 --> 00:47:21,102 Though don`t mix them with alcohol... 851 00:47:21,137 --> 00:47:23,037 as people have been known to slip into comas. 852 00:47:23,072 --> 00:47:25,006 What`s Amy`s dad like? Is he as bad? 853 00:47:25,041 --> 00:47:28,374 Her dad`s great. He ran for his life years ago. 854 00:47:28,411 --> 00:47:30,379 She married this aging closet case... 855 00:47:30,413 --> 00:47:31,971 who`s probably in London right now... 856 00:47:32,015 --> 00:47:33,778 working his way through the male ensemble... 857 00:47:33,816 --> 00:47:34,942 of ``Starlight Express.`` 858 00:47:34,984 --> 00:47:37,976 -Fucking Nigel. -He`s fine. 859 00:47:38,021 --> 00:47:40,012 He has to sit there, sneering at her... 860 00:47:40,056 --> 00:47:43,787 Iike she`s in any danger of forgetting he hates her guts. 861 00:47:43,826 --> 00:47:45,453 He`s just jealous. 862 00:47:45,495 --> 00:47:48,862 Deeply. Not that he`d ever admit it. 863 00:47:48,898 --> 00:47:50,729 And there`s the money thing. 864 00:47:50,767 --> 00:47:53,327 Her bailing us out last year. 865 00:47:53,369 --> 00:47:56,304 I think it`s really going fine. 866 00:47:56,339 --> 00:47:58,534 Sounds like you and Mom don`t get along too well. 867 00:47:58,575 --> 00:48:02,306 No. She thinks of me as some disgusting habit... 868 00:48:02,345 --> 00:48:04,609 Amy will outgrow someday, like thumb-sucking. 869 00:48:04,647 --> 00:48:06,581 Her expectations of me have gotten so low... 870 00:48:06,616 --> 00:48:08,243 that it`s actually something of a challenge... 871 00:48:08,284 --> 00:48:11,447 to disappoint her, but I do my best. 872 00:48:11,487 --> 00:48:12,784 This is really strong. 873 00:48:12,822 --> 00:48:14,289 I`ve been saving it for her visit. 874 00:48:14,324 --> 00:48:16,292 How much longer is she sticking around for? 875 00:48:16,326 --> 00:48:19,523 Ten days. I have a strange premonition... 876 00:48:19,562 --> 00:48:21,530 she`ll decide to shorten her visit. 877 00:48:21,564 --> 00:48:22,929 Really? 878 00:48:22,966 --> 00:48:24,991 Nigel, are you in there? 879 00:48:25,034 --> 00:48:27,502 No, don`t come in! 880 00:48:27,537 --> 00:48:28,970 Your guest just showed up. 881 00:48:29,005 --> 00:48:30,472 I suppose you think you`re funny? 882 00:48:30,506 --> 00:48:33,805 I`m stoned. I think everything`s funny. 883 00:48:33,843 --> 00:48:36,676 -Thank you for that. -Who`s here? 884 00:48:36,713 --> 00:48:40,274 You should enjoy this. He invited Frank. 885 00:48:40,316 --> 00:48:42,784 -Frank is here? -What`d you do that for? 886 00:48:42,819 --> 00:48:43,979 He`s my friend, too. 887 00:48:44,020 --> 00:48:45,920 You can`t expect me to shun him for your sake. 888 00:48:45,955 --> 00:48:47,149 I hate you. 889 00:48:47,190 --> 00:48:48,953 I think you two should kiss and make up. 890 00:48:48,992 --> 00:48:50,391 Or beat the crap out of each other. 891 00:48:50,426 --> 00:48:51,893 That would be interesting, too. 892 00:48:51,928 --> 00:48:54,692 You`re so clever, Nigel. You really are. 893 00:48:54,764 --> 00:48:57,324 It`s very nice to meet you, Frank. 894 00:48:57,367 --> 00:48:58,800 Nice to meet you as well. 895 00:48:58,835 --> 00:49:01,360 I really enjoy your books. 896 00:49:01,404 --> 00:49:04,373 How kind of you to say so. 897 00:49:04,407 --> 00:49:06,307 This is Pamela. 898 00:49:06,342 --> 00:49:08,105 Hi. Nice meeting you. 899 00:49:08,144 --> 00:49:11,204 How do you do? Are you a friend of Amy`s? 900 00:49:11,247 --> 00:49:12,441 Who`s Amy? 901 00:49:12,482 --> 00:49:14,382 No. Actually, l`m a friend of Nigel`s. 902 00:49:14,417 --> 00:49:15,714 We play poker together. 903 00:49:15,752 --> 00:49:19,017 Oh, I see. 904 00:49:19,055 --> 00:49:22,149 Help yourself to some tea... 905 00:49:22,191 --> 00:49:24,557 or there`s champagne, if you`d prefer. 906 00:49:24,594 --> 00:49:25,959 Thank you. 907 00:49:25,995 --> 00:49:27,462 Thank you. 908 00:49:27,497 --> 00:49:28,896 Hi, l`m Pamela. 909 00:49:28,931 --> 00:49:30,159 Deborah. 910 00:49:30,199 --> 00:49:32,167 Hi. Nice meeting you. 911 00:49:32,201 --> 00:49:35,068 -Hi, Pamela. I`m Duane. -Hello, Duane. 912 00:49:35,104 --> 00:49:36,731 -Nice to meet you. -Thank you. 913 00:49:36,773 --> 00:49:38,900 What nice little sandwiches. 914 00:49:38,941 --> 00:49:41,705 Champagne crisis. 915 00:49:41,744 --> 00:49:44,144 -l`ll get it. -No, allow me. 916 00:49:44,180 --> 00:49:45,374 Really! 917 00:49:45,415 --> 00:49:49,613 -Hi, l`m Athena. -Lauren. Great scarf. 918 00:49:49,652 --> 00:49:50,880 -Thanks. -You`re welcome. 919 00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:53,582 This is Josh. 920 00:49:53,623 --> 00:49:56,217 Hi. 921 00:49:56,259 --> 00:50:01,253 So, are you working on a new book? 922 00:50:01,297 --> 00:50:04,664 Yes. I`m perhaps halfway through. 923 00:50:04,701 --> 00:50:06,168 -Great. -What`s it about? 924 00:50:06,202 --> 00:50:08,568 It`s a minor superstition of mine... 925 00:50:08,604 --> 00:50:12,597 never to discuss my books until I finish writing them... 926 00:50:12,642 --> 00:50:15,042 not even with my husband. 927 00:50:15,078 --> 00:50:19,242 It has at times been a source of some friction between us. 928 00:50:19,282 --> 00:50:20,613 I wouldn`t have thought... 929 00:50:20,650 --> 00:50:23,483 there was any friction at all between you and Sydney. 930 00:50:23,519 --> 00:50:26,511 Perhaps you don`t know us as well as you suppose. 931 00:50:26,556 --> 00:50:27,955 Frank, can I talk to you in the kitchen? 932 00:50:27,990 --> 00:50:29,184 There`s nothing to talk about. 933 00:50:29,225 --> 00:50:30,658 No, there`s a lot to talk about. 934 00:50:30,693 --> 00:50:32,251 What the hell`s going on here? 935 00:50:32,295 --> 00:50:35,093 -I want to talk to you. -Were you two an item? 936 00:50:35,131 --> 00:50:36,758 I would like to-- 937 00:50:36,799 --> 00:50:38,630 I want you to control yourself. 938 00:50:38,668 --> 00:50:40,533 I`m not the one who can`t control himself! 939 00:50:40,570 --> 00:50:41,798 Keep your voice down. 940 00:50:41,838 --> 00:50:43,169 Did you know he was going be here? 941 00:50:43,206 --> 00:50:44,639 Is that why we had to come to this thing? 942 00:50:44,674 --> 00:50:46,164 If I wanted to see him... 943 00:50:46,209 --> 00:50:48,109 this is how I would arrange it? 944 00:50:48,144 --> 00:50:50,874 Excuse me. Would you mind going somewhere else? 945 00:50:50,913 --> 00:50:52,141 I was here first. 946 00:50:52,181 --> 00:50:54,149 He`s following you around with a big fucking hard-on... 947 00:50:54,183 --> 00:50:55,445 and l`m not supposed to say anything? 948 00:50:55,485 --> 00:50:58,750 So, Pamela, what sort of work do you do? 949 00:50:58,788 --> 00:51:00,380 You think he came here for the tea? 950 00:51:00,423 --> 00:51:01,583 No. He`s here because you`re here. 951 00:51:01,624 --> 00:51:03,785 That`s the only reason, and everyone knows it... 952 00:51:03,826 --> 00:51:05,726 and you know it, and it`s embarrassing. 953 00:51:05,762 --> 00:51:07,696 I don`t like it. You think l`m enjoying-- 954 00:51:07,730 --> 00:51:09,254 I do think you enjoy this! 955 00:51:09,298 --> 00:51:11,766 You`re the center of attention. Everyone`s looking at you. 956 00:51:11,801 --> 00:51:14,964 Fuck you, Joe! I did not ask for this. 957 00:51:15,004 --> 00:51:16,995 Neither did l, which is why we`re leaving. 958 00:51:17,039 --> 00:51:18,973 No, fuck you! You don`t tell me what to do! 959 00:51:19,008 --> 00:51:20,441 If you want to go, you go! 960 00:51:20,476 --> 00:51:21,773 You`d like that, wouldn`t you? 961 00:51:21,811 --> 00:51:23,176 At the moment, I would love it. 962 00:51:23,212 --> 00:51:24,770 I would fucking love it. 963 00:51:34,657 --> 00:51:36,625 I am sorry about that. 964 00:51:36,659 --> 00:51:38,058 I`m really sorry. 965 00:51:38,094 --> 00:51:39,925 It`s hardly your fault, dear. 966 00:51:39,962 --> 00:51:44,194 It`s just Nigel showing us all how Nigel he can be. 967 00:51:44,233 --> 00:51:47,964 And what exactly do you mean by that? 968 00:51:48,004 --> 00:51:51,667 I do not enjoy speaking to you when you are drunk. 969 00:51:51,707 --> 00:51:54,904 Thank you. That`s very useful information. 970 00:51:54,944 --> 00:51:57,435 Shut up, Nigel. 971 00:52:00,416 --> 00:52:01,576 He`s going? 972 00:52:01,617 --> 00:52:05,519 Son of a bi--- He left with my date! 973 00:52:05,555 --> 00:52:07,022 What? 974 00:52:08,524 --> 00:52:10,719 You people are fucking sick! 975 00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:13,456 Oh, dear. 976 00:52:13,496 --> 00:52:15,054 Thanks for having us. 977 00:52:15,097 --> 00:52:16,621 Thank you for coming. 978 00:52:16,666 --> 00:52:20,898 -Hey! Fuck! -Josh! 979 00:52:20,937 --> 00:52:22,700 Are these people really your friends? 980 00:52:22,738 --> 00:52:23,898 Because they`re not normal. 981 00:52:23,940 --> 00:52:25,305 You shouldn`t be so sensitive. 982 00:52:25,341 --> 00:52:27,172 I`m so sorry. 983 00:52:27,210 --> 00:52:29,872 Darling, if you would like my advice-- 984 00:52:29,912 --> 00:52:31,709 No, we would not like your advice. 985 00:52:31,747 --> 00:52:33,681 Not with that farce you call a marriage. 986 00:52:33,716 --> 00:52:35,115 Stop it! Nigel! 987 00:52:35,151 --> 00:52:38,279 I will not stay in this house one minute longer! 988 00:52:38,321 --> 00:52:40,789 I`m timing you. 989 00:52:40,823 --> 00:52:43,451 59...58... 990 00:52:43,493 --> 00:52:45,120 Shut up! 991 00:52:45,161 --> 00:52:47,095 You are a nasty boy! 992 00:52:47,129 --> 00:52:51,088 55...54...53... 993 00:52:52,401 --> 00:52:53,959 Sally, pick up the phone. 994 00:52:54,003 --> 00:52:55,561 Sally. 995 00:52:55,605 --> 00:52:57,630 Stop it, Nigel! 996 00:52:57,673 --> 00:53:00,267 Caroline, l`m a very nasty boy. 997 00:53:00,309 --> 00:53:01,833 I want a divorce! 998 00:53:01,878 --> 00:53:03,607 Frank? 999 00:53:05,281 --> 00:53:07,340 You know things are getting pretty bad... 1000 00:53:07,383 --> 00:53:09,544 when we have the best marriage in the room. 1001 00:53:26,068 --> 00:53:29,902 I hope you don`t think you`re going to sleep with me. 1002 00:53:29,939 --> 00:53:31,566 What? 1003 00:53:31,607 --> 00:53:35,475 I hope you don`t think you`re going to sleep with me. 1004 00:53:35,511 --> 00:53:38,480 Actually, it hadn`t crossed my mind. 1005 00:53:38,514 --> 00:53:40,675 Oh, really? 1006 00:53:40,716 --> 00:53:42,946 -l`m happily married. -I know. 1007 00:53:42,985 --> 00:53:45,783 That son of a bitch. He`s such a fucking-- 1008 00:53:45,821 --> 00:53:47,686 I`m sorry. I shouldn`t be talking like this. 1009 00:53:47,723 --> 00:53:49,987 We`re all sorry. You`re sorry, right, Frank? 1010 00:53:50,026 --> 00:53:52,051 I`m going to take you home first, OK? 1011 00:53:52,094 --> 00:53:53,891 OK, thank you. 1012 00:53:53,930 --> 00:53:55,158 Sarah-- 1013 00:53:55,197 --> 00:53:57,188 No, Frank, please don`t start. 1014 00:53:57,233 --> 00:53:59,360 -I just-- -Forget it. Please? 1015 00:54:02,738 --> 00:54:05,206 So, what kind of work do you do? 1016 00:54:05,241 --> 00:54:08,733 Me? I`m a body double for Demi Moore. 1017 00:54:08,778 --> 00:54:10,040 Really? That`s really-- 1018 00:54:10,079 --> 00:54:12,912 She believes me. Oh, my God. 1019 00:54:12,949 --> 00:54:14,678 You didn`t have to come with us. 1020 00:54:14,717 --> 00:54:16,548 There`s no reason for this attitude. 1021 00:54:16,586 --> 00:54:18,315 Look, honey, I came with him. 1022 00:54:18,354 --> 00:54:21,346 Everybody else was sloshed, stoned, or psychotic... 1023 00:54:21,390 --> 00:54:23,358 and a cab in this town is 50 bucks. 1024 00:54:23,392 --> 00:54:26,088 Yada, yada, yada. God, she goes on. 1025 00:54:26,128 --> 00:54:28,562 All right. He`ll take me home. Great. 1026 00:54:28,598 --> 00:54:29,929 Sarah, can I just-- 1027 00:54:29,966 --> 00:54:33,163 Frank, no! I`m OK. I`m really OK. 1028 00:54:33,202 --> 00:54:35,432 I do have control over my life. 1029 00:54:35,471 --> 00:54:37,268 It might not seem that way, but I do. 1030 00:54:37,306 --> 00:54:38,603 I am not stupid. 1031 00:54:38,641 --> 00:54:41,166 I know Joseph`s an asshole, but I married him. 1032 00:54:41,210 --> 00:54:42,541 He`s my asshole. 1033 00:54:44,513 --> 00:54:46,310 See that house? 1034 00:54:46,349 --> 00:54:48,180 I designed the landscaping. 1035 00:54:48,217 --> 00:54:50,014 It`s nice. 1036 00:54:50,052 --> 00:54:52,020 It`s better than nice. 1037 00:54:52,054 --> 00:54:54,147 The dopes that live there don`t deserve it. 1038 00:54:54,190 --> 00:54:55,555 That`s the rub... 1039 00:54:55,591 --> 00:54:58,287 that only rich people can really afford... 1040 00:54:58,327 --> 00:54:59,954 property that`s worth landscaping... 1041 00:54:59,996 --> 00:55:01,623 but then they don`t even care about it. 1042 00:55:01,664 --> 00:55:04,292 It`s like upkeep to them, maintenance... 1043 00:55:04,333 --> 00:55:07,700 Iike l`m changing shingles on their roof. 1044 00:55:07,737 --> 00:55:10,365 So you`re an artist, then. 1045 00:55:10,406 --> 00:55:12,374 Sometimes. 1046 00:55:12,408 --> 00:55:14,376 And the rest of the time? 1047 00:55:14,410 --> 00:55:18,005 You mean, what do I do for money? 1048 00:55:18,047 --> 00:55:21,039 I design landscaping. 1049 00:55:27,590 --> 00:55:31,185 I like that green mushroom tree. 1050 00:55:31,227 --> 00:55:34,628 -lt`s an umbrella. -You`re kidding. 1051 00:55:34,664 --> 00:55:37,189 I did it for my wife. 1052 00:55:37,233 --> 00:55:38,825 Does she know? 1053 00:55:38,868 --> 00:55:41,598 I drove her by it once. 1054 00:55:41,637 --> 00:55:43,867 Like an inside joke, huh? 1055 00:55:43,906 --> 00:55:45,237 Sort of. 1056 00:55:48,577 --> 00:55:51,478 Did you ever think that maybe you made a mistake? 1057 00:55:51,514 --> 00:55:53,141 What are you talking about? 1058 00:55:53,182 --> 00:55:55,343 Marrying him. 1059 00:55:55,384 --> 00:55:57,352 How can you say that? I loved him. 1060 00:55:57,386 --> 00:55:59,183 ``Loved.`` That`s exactly what l`m saying. 1061 00:55:59,221 --> 00:56:00,620 That`s past tense, you see? 1062 00:56:00,656 --> 00:56:02,123 Frank, stop. 1063 00:56:02,158 --> 00:56:03,420 What-- 1064 00:56:03,459 --> 00:56:07,589 -Sarah, I love you now. -Hello! 1065 00:56:07,630 --> 00:56:10,531 Frank, you got to understand. 1066 00:56:10,566 --> 00:56:12,659 We`re just friends. That`s all we are. 1067 00:56:12,702 --> 00:56:15,364 Come on. We`ve always been more than friends. 1068 00:56:15,404 --> 00:56:17,099 You know that as well as I do. 1069 00:56:17,139 --> 00:56:19,505 And I want you now, OK? 1070 00:56:19,542 --> 00:56:22,102 You want me now because now l`m taken. 1071 00:56:22,144 --> 00:56:24,112 You only ever want what`s taken. 1072 00:56:24,146 --> 00:56:25,579 That is such bullshit! 1073 00:56:25,614 --> 00:56:27,673 No, it isn`t. That`s a pattern with you. 1074 00:56:27,717 --> 00:56:29,651 You waited until after we were married-- 1075 00:56:29,685 --> 00:56:31,448 I waited till you let me! 1076 00:56:31,487 --> 00:56:32,749 -I let you? -Yes! 1077 00:56:32,788 --> 00:56:34,187 How? 1078 00:56:36,726 --> 00:56:40,628 The day before the wedding, when you kissed me. 1079 00:56:40,663 --> 00:56:42,426 You kissed? 1080 00:56:42,465 --> 00:56:45,298 Does the bimbo with your husband know-- 1081 00:56:45,334 --> 00:56:46,631 -Shut up! -OK. 1082 00:56:46,669 --> 00:56:49,001 Frank, that was just a kiss. 1083 00:56:55,244 --> 00:56:57,109 I`m only here... 1084 00:56:57,146 --> 00:56:59,979 because my best friend is trying to fuck my wife. 1085 00:57:00,015 --> 00:57:02,313 Maybe he`s in love with her. 1086 00:57:02,351 --> 00:57:04,581 He doesn`t really even know her. 1087 00:57:06,388 --> 00:57:07,855 Why not? You`re best friends. 1088 00:57:07,890 --> 00:57:09,881 They must see each other a lot. 1089 00:57:09,925 --> 00:57:11,358 Yeah. 1090 00:57:12,661 --> 00:57:15,391 Then he does know her. 1091 00:57:15,431 --> 00:57:16,921 No. 1092 00:57:20,669 --> 00:57:22,398 She married me. 1093 00:57:29,979 --> 00:57:31,207 Oh, God. 1094 00:57:40,556 --> 00:57:42,717 She`s probably with him right now. 1095 00:57:42,758 --> 00:57:46,319 No. She`s just not with me. 1096 00:57:46,362 --> 00:57:49,229 That`s right. I`m with you. 1097 00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:01,409 You really want me to pull over and drop you off? 1098 00:58:01,443 --> 00:58:02,933 Is that what you want? 1099 00:58:06,949 --> 00:58:08,849 You people are unbelievable. 1100 00:58:08,884 --> 00:58:11,216 You just do this to entertain yourselves? 1101 00:58:11,253 --> 00:58:14,711 Don`t answer that. It`s a rhetorical question. 1102 00:58:42,651 --> 00:58:44,619 Let`s go to my bedroom. 1103 00:58:50,459 --> 00:58:53,087 Let`s go to my bedroom. 1104 00:58:53,128 --> 00:58:54,595 You know what? 1105 00:58:54,630 --> 00:58:57,064 You`re sweet, but this is... 1106 00:58:57,099 --> 00:58:58,828 You`re fucked up. 1107 00:58:58,868 --> 00:59:02,964 No, l`m not. I`m 24, and I don`t give a shit. 1108 00:59:03,005 --> 00:59:05,997 None of you mean anything to me. 1109 00:59:06,041 --> 00:59:07,770 That`s sad. 1110 00:59:07,810 --> 00:59:09,801 You would know. 1111 00:59:12,114 --> 00:59:14,605 I got to go. I`m sorry. 1112 01:00:39,101 --> 01:00:41,729 Your husband is a really hot property. 1113 01:00:41,770 --> 01:00:44,637 Have you always known that the big guy here... 1114 01:00:44,673 --> 01:00:46,004 was going to make it so big? 1115 01:00:46,041 --> 01:00:47,303 Of course. 1116 01:00:47,343 --> 01:00:49,538 It was just a matter of time before Hollywood realized... 1117 01:00:49,578 --> 01:00:52,206 that adolescent wish fulfillment was the way to go. 1118 01:00:52,247 --> 01:00:53,475 Thanks, sweetie. 1119 01:00:53,515 --> 01:00:55,039 I`m in the agent training program. 1120 01:00:55,084 --> 01:00:56,949 I heard he got half a mil. 1121 01:00:56,986 --> 01:01:00,888 -For a first spec script? -Not bad. 1122 01:01:00,923 --> 01:01:02,788 Is it Duane or Wayne? 1123 01:01:02,825 --> 01:01:05,885 Who the fuck are these people? 1124 01:01:05,928 --> 01:01:07,520 I think she`s on TV. 1125 01:01:07,563 --> 01:01:09,030 Oh, yeah. 1126 01:01:09,064 --> 01:01:11,089 I never slept with a girl that`s been on TV. 1127 01:01:11,133 --> 01:01:15,160 That girl on ``Jeopardy!`` What was her name? 1128 01:01:15,204 --> 01:01:17,764 That was after we broke up. 1129 01:01:17,806 --> 01:01:19,865 -l`m Sid. -Amy. 1130 01:01:19,908 --> 01:01:21,705 Hi, Amy. How you doing? 1131 01:01:21,744 --> 01:01:24,372 I just... 1132 01:01:24,413 --> 01:01:26,779 You know how when you`re at a party... 1133 01:01:26,815 --> 01:01:29,409 you go from pocket to pocket of people? 1134 01:01:29,451 --> 01:01:31,783 You don`t know these people. 1135 01:01:31,820 --> 01:01:33,219 So l`m just hanging around... 1136 01:01:33,255 --> 01:01:34,882 waiting for a hole in the conversation. 1137 01:01:34,923 --> 01:01:37,153 And you had to listen to how I met my husband. 1138 01:01:37,192 --> 01:01:40,389 No. I`m glad to hear about how you met your ex-husband. 1139 01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:53,540 We should get the guys together and go to Vegas. 1140 01:01:53,575 --> 01:01:56,100 -l`m serious. -You`d want Duane to pay. 1141 01:01:56,145 --> 01:01:57,407 He would spring for it. 1142 01:01:57,446 --> 01:01:58,970 You just use your friends. 1143 01:01:59,014 --> 01:02:01,073 Don`t you feel bad about using your friends like that? 1144 01:02:01,116 --> 01:02:03,311 We would all be able to go. We`d have a great time. 1145 01:02:03,352 --> 01:02:04,910 Duane`s made out of money now. 1146 01:02:04,953 --> 01:02:08,116 Let`s just sap him for everything he`s worth? 1147 01:02:08,157 --> 01:02:10,216 The girl`s a great part. 1148 01:02:10,259 --> 01:02:12,159 Yeah, I actually wrote it... 1149 01:02:12,194 --> 01:02:15,789 as sort of a cross between my wife and Betty Rubble. 1150 01:02:15,831 --> 01:02:17,924 -Really? -No, it`s true. 1151 01:02:17,966 --> 01:02:21,367 I want to ask you something about what you were saying. 1152 01:02:21,403 --> 01:02:23,598 Is that like-- Is that ancient history... 1153 01:02:23,639 --> 01:02:25,539 or is that recent history? 1154 01:02:25,574 --> 01:02:27,735 -Do you need help? -No, no. 1155 01:02:27,776 --> 01:02:30,574 I`m actually-- Ancient enough. 1156 01:02:30,612 --> 01:02:33,843 Do I have to mingle, or are you coming back? 1157 01:02:37,453 --> 01:02:40,320 You`re really tan. 1158 01:02:40,355 --> 01:02:42,186 You go to the beach a lot? 1159 01:02:42,224 --> 01:02:44,021 Yeah, I do. 1160 01:02:44,059 --> 01:02:48,325 Out of curiosity, do you shave or wax your legs? 1161 01:02:48,363 --> 01:02:49,728 I wax. 1162 01:02:49,765 --> 01:02:52,359 -Really. -Yes. 1163 01:02:52,401 --> 01:02:55,063 Bikini line? 1164 01:02:55,104 --> 01:02:58,096 I wax my bikini line, yes. 1165 01:02:58,140 --> 01:03:00,734 Did you ever think, what the fuck... 1166 01:03:00,776 --> 01:03:04,439 and just wax it all off? 1167 01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:06,141 Actually, you know what? 1168 01:03:06,181 --> 01:03:09,480 That would be painful. 1169 01:03:09,518 --> 01:03:13,511 But I do shave the actual area to get that kind of... 1170 01:03:13,555 --> 01:03:16,922 smooth effect. You know what I mean? 1171 01:03:16,959 --> 01:03:19,826 Does that make you uncomfortable? 1172 01:03:19,862 --> 01:03:21,955 No. 1173 01:03:21,997 --> 01:03:25,228 It`s kind of an odd question, really. 1174 01:03:25,267 --> 01:03:26,791 What makes the script so good... 1175 01:03:26,835 --> 01:03:29,668 is that it`s the woman`s movie, yet it`s still manly. 1176 01:03:29,705 --> 01:03:31,570 I`m a little new at this script analysis stuff... 1177 01:03:31,607 --> 01:03:33,165 but I think your husband has something that-- 1178 01:03:33,208 --> 01:03:34,539 Could you excuse me for a minute? 1179 01:03:34,576 --> 01:03:36,373 Sure. I`ll talk to you later. 1180 01:03:36,411 --> 01:03:38,538 Haven`t they locked you up yet? 1181 01:03:38,580 --> 01:03:41,276 It`s good to see you, too, Deborah. 1182 01:03:41,316 --> 01:03:44,251 Frank, I realize that crashing parties... 1183 01:03:44,286 --> 01:03:46,618 is the only thing you have for a social life... 1184 01:03:46,655 --> 01:03:47,849 but not tonight. 1185 01:03:47,890 --> 01:03:50,188 I came to congratulate my friend... 1186 01:03:50,225 --> 01:03:53,717 and to give him this. Is that OK with you? 1187 01:03:53,762 --> 01:03:56,322 It`s a nice bottle. Thanks, Frank. 1188 01:03:56,365 --> 01:03:59,266 I`m sure Duane will appreciate it. 1189 01:03:59,301 --> 01:04:00,598 Drive safely now, OK? 1190 01:04:00,636 --> 01:04:02,297 Did I do something to you? 1191 01:04:02,337 --> 01:04:06,068 Get some help, Frank. She`s married. 1192 01:04:06,108 --> 01:04:08,338 Have a nice party, Deborah. 1193 01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:13,472 Bye, Frank. 1194 01:04:17,152 --> 01:04:18,847 What`s the film about? What`s it really about? 1195 01:04:18,887 --> 01:04:20,286 What genre does it take place in? 1196 01:04:20,322 --> 01:04:23,189 What, the spine? Like one sentence? 1197 01:04:23,225 --> 01:04:25,887 ``Boy meets girl.`` I don`t give a shit about that. 1198 01:04:25,928 --> 01:04:27,589 Fuck ``Boy meets girl.`` Fuck ``Motorcycle movie.`` 1199 01:04:27,629 --> 01:04:29,859 No. What is really being said? 1200 01:04:29,898 --> 01:04:31,331 That`s what you were talking about. 1201 01:04:31,366 --> 01:04:33,698 The whole idea, man, is subversion-- 1202 01:04:33,735 --> 01:04:35,965 you want subversion on a massive level. 1203 01:04:36,004 --> 01:04:37,869 You know what one of the greatest fucking scripts... 1204 01:04:37,906 --> 01:04:39,965 ever written in the history of Hollywood is? 1205 01:04:40,008 --> 01:04:41,703 -What? -``Top Gun.`` 1206 01:04:41,743 --> 01:04:44,405 -Come on. -``Top Gun`` is fucking great. 1207 01:04:44,446 --> 01:04:47,711 What is ``Top Gun``? A story about a bunch of fighter pilots? 1208 01:04:47,749 --> 01:04:50,775 It`s about a bunch of guys waving their dicks around. 1209 01:04:50,819 --> 01:04:53,185 It is a story about a man`s struggle... 1210 01:04:53,222 --> 01:04:55,417 with his own homosexuality. 1211 01:04:55,457 --> 01:04:57,891 I`m serious. That is what ``Top Gun`` is about. 1212 01:04:57,926 --> 01:04:59,826 You`ve got Maverick, all right? 1213 01:04:59,861 --> 01:05:01,021 He`s on the edge, man. 1214 01:05:01,063 --> 01:05:02,928 He`s right on the fucking line. 1215 01:05:02,965 --> 01:05:05,456 And you got lceman and all his crew. 1216 01:05:05,500 --> 01:05:08,765 They`re gay. They represent the gay man. 1217 01:05:08,804 --> 01:05:11,102 And they`re saying, ``Go the gay way.`` 1218 01:05:11,139 --> 01:05:12,663 He could go both ways. 1219 01:05:12,708 --> 01:05:15,609 -What about Kelly McGillis? -She`s heterosexuality. 1220 01:05:15,644 --> 01:05:17,942 She`s saying, ``No, no, no. Go the normal way. 1221 01:05:17,980 --> 01:05:19,675 ``Play by the rules. Go the normal way.`` 1222 01:05:19,715 --> 01:05:21,342 And they`re saying, ``No. Go the gay way. 1223 01:05:21,383 --> 01:05:23,078 ``Be the gay way. Go for the gay way.`` 1224 01:05:23,118 --> 01:05:25,484 That is what`s going on throughout that whole movie. 1225 01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:27,818 What is this party? Who are these people? 1226 01:05:27,856 --> 01:05:30,290 They make me sick. What is that? 1227 01:05:30,325 --> 01:05:34,421 Who are you? What is he wearing? 1228 01:05:34,463 --> 01:05:39,730 It`s some dance jumpsuit, freakish little gaucho... 1229 01:05:39,768 --> 01:05:43,864 ``Let`s go to Spain and dance with our arms over our heads.`` 1230 01:05:43,905 --> 01:05:45,338 He goes to her house, right? 1231 01:05:45,374 --> 01:05:46,841 It looks like they`re going to have sex. 1232 01:05:46,875 --> 01:05:48,843 They`re sitting back. He`s taking a shower. 1233 01:05:48,877 --> 01:05:50,003 They don`t have sex. 1234 01:05:50,045 --> 01:05:51,376 He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. 1235 01:05:51,413 --> 01:05:53,381 She`s like, ``What the fuck is going on here?`` 1236 01:05:53,415 --> 01:05:57,181 Next scene you see her, she`s in the elevator. 1237 01:05:57,219 --> 01:05:58,481 She is dressed like a guy! 1238 01:05:58,520 --> 01:06:01,455 She`s got the cap on, the aviator glasses... 1239 01:06:01,490 --> 01:06:04,254 she`s wearing the same jacket that the lceman wears. 1240 01:06:04,293 --> 01:06:06,193 She says, ``This is how l`m going to get this guy. 1241 01:06:06,228 --> 01:06:07,627 ``This guy`s going towards the gay way. 1242 01:06:07,663 --> 01:06:09,927 ``So I gotta bring him back from the gay way. 1243 01:06:09,965 --> 01:06:11,660 ``So l`ll do that through subterfuge. 1244 01:06:11,700 --> 01:06:13,190 ``l`ll dress like a man.`` 1245 01:06:13,235 --> 01:06:17,194 That is how she approaches it. 1246 01:06:17,239 --> 01:06:21,175 Let me ask you--if I may digress for two seconds here-- 1247 01:06:21,209 --> 01:06:23,177 I met this girl Amy here. 1248 01:06:23,211 --> 01:06:25,008 She`s floating around here and everything. 1249 01:06:25,047 --> 01:06:27,015 She just got divorced, right? 1250 01:06:27,049 --> 01:06:30,177 I saw you on...What was it? 1251 01:06:30,218 --> 01:06:31,583 I was asking my friend. 1252 01:06:31,620 --> 01:06:33,212 I can`t remember. 1253 01:06:33,255 --> 01:06:34,916 You know... 1254 01:06:34,956 --> 01:06:37,322 There`s just a little... 1255 01:06:42,631 --> 01:06:44,121 I`m--l`m lucky. 1256 01:06:44,166 --> 01:06:45,724 We`re going to drink a pot of coffee... 1257 01:06:45,767 --> 01:06:47,735 and then drive to Vegas. You want to go? 1258 01:06:47,769 --> 01:06:50,431 -What`s her problem? -She doesn`t want to go. 1259 01:06:50,472 --> 01:06:52,599 She doesn`t like to gamble. 1260 01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:13,521 -Hang on. -Sorry. 1261 01:07:27,442 --> 01:07:29,410 We need to have a little talk. 1262 01:07:29,444 --> 01:07:32,470 I know, but this really isn`t the best time. 1263 01:07:32,514 --> 01:07:34,414 Is this inconvenient for you? 1264 01:07:34,449 --> 01:07:35,780 I could leave if you`d like. 1265 01:07:35,817 --> 01:07:39,719 -l`ll call you. -Should I come back? OK. 1266 01:07:39,755 --> 01:07:41,017 What are you doing? 1267 01:07:41,056 --> 01:07:43,581 You answer me one thing. Right now. 1268 01:07:43,625 --> 01:07:45,923 Maybe it was my imagination, or maybe I dreamt it... 1269 01:07:45,961 --> 01:07:47,519 but was it not exactly six days ago... 1270 01:07:47,562 --> 01:07:48,961 that we made the most incredible love... 1271 01:07:48,997 --> 01:07:50,487 and you told me that you loved me? 1272 01:07:50,532 --> 01:07:52,022 Was it or not? 1273 01:07:53,301 --> 01:07:54,598 Sarah, how`s it going? 1274 01:07:54,636 --> 01:07:55,796 -Hi. -You having a good time? 1275 01:07:55,837 --> 01:07:57,498 Oh, yeah. 1276 01:07:57,539 --> 01:07:59,871 Can I double-check something with you? 1277 01:07:59,908 --> 01:08:02,843 Do you see anything in my teeth? 1278 01:08:04,312 --> 01:08:06,212 No. 1279 01:08:06,248 --> 01:08:09,308 I didn`t, either. Nice schmooze-fest, huh? 1280 01:08:11,119 --> 01:08:12,450 Is everything OK? 1281 01:08:12,487 --> 01:08:15,718 Great. I`m just hanging. 1282 01:08:15,757 --> 01:08:18,817 Oh, OK. 1283 01:08:18,860 --> 01:08:20,487 -All right. -Yeah. 1284 01:08:20,529 --> 01:08:23,862 -See you later. -OK. Bye, Rory. 1285 01:08:23,899 --> 01:08:25,958 Bye. 1286 01:08:27,669 --> 01:08:29,762 You have to go now. 1287 01:08:29,805 --> 01:08:33,036 Did it happen or not? 1288 01:08:33,074 --> 01:08:34,735 It happened. 1289 01:08:34,776 --> 01:08:36,038 Well, thank God... 1290 01:08:36,077 --> 01:08:39,012 because I was starting to think I went insane. 1291 01:08:39,047 --> 01:08:42,073 I told you I need some time. 1292 01:08:43,485 --> 01:08:46,921 Sarah, it doesn`t take six days to pack your bags. 1293 01:08:46,955 --> 01:08:48,650 It does if you keep unpacking them. 1294 01:08:48,690 --> 01:08:50,021 It`s right through there. 1295 01:08:52,294 --> 01:08:53,488 You waiting? 1296 01:08:53,528 --> 01:08:55,689 Waiting? Yeah! 1297 01:08:55,730 --> 01:08:59,063 And after that, l`m going back into the party... 1298 01:08:59,100 --> 01:09:02,536 and l`m not going to talk to you again tonight. 1299 01:09:02,571 --> 01:09:05,540 OK. 1300 01:09:05,574 --> 01:09:07,064 Do I know you? 1301 01:09:08,743 --> 01:09:10,233 No. 1302 01:09:11,847 --> 01:09:13,178 OK. 1303 01:09:18,453 --> 01:09:20,216 Yeah. 1304 01:09:20,255 --> 01:09:22,348 Yeah, l`m still here. 1305 01:09:22,390 --> 01:09:26,383 Jesus Christ! God! 1306 01:09:28,263 --> 01:09:31,232 There`s a man with a beard coming through the window! 1307 01:09:31,266 --> 01:09:35,930 Jesus! Jesus Christ! No, l`m-- 1308 01:09:35,971 --> 01:09:38,405 Sarah, l`m not leaving without you. 1309 01:09:38,440 --> 01:09:40,533 Dennis Hopper just climbed through the window. 1310 01:09:40,575 --> 01:09:43,840 -You can`t keep doing this! -Doing what? 1311 01:09:43,879 --> 01:09:46,279 Hiding the fact that your marriage is a piece of paper... 1312 01:09:46,314 --> 01:09:48,145 and you and l are flesh and blood! 1313 01:09:48,183 --> 01:09:49,650 This is something out of ``Fatal Attraction.`` 1314 01:09:49,684 --> 01:09:51,777 No. There`s this weird woman in the bathroom. 1315 01:09:51,820 --> 01:09:53,788 Excuse me, but could you take that outside? 1316 01:09:53,822 --> 01:09:55,881 I`m waiting to go to the bathroom. 1317 01:09:55,924 --> 01:09:59,257 -Could you please get out? -Out! Come here. 1318 01:09:59,294 --> 01:10:01,387 Thank you very, very much! 1319 01:10:01,429 --> 01:10:03,624 Look, come here. 1320 01:10:03,665 --> 01:10:05,633 What the hell`s the matter with you? 1321 01:10:05,667 --> 01:10:08,966 Yeah, OK, so we slept together. 1322 01:10:09,004 --> 01:10:12,167 It was great, but that doesn`t mean... 1323 01:10:12,207 --> 01:10:14,971 it wasn`t a huge mistake, you know? 1324 01:10:15,010 --> 01:10:16,534 That`s what you call it? A mistake? 1325 01:10:16,578 --> 01:10:19,012 Look at us right now. We`re in Duane`s bathroom... 1326 01:10:19,047 --> 01:10:20,947 at a party you weren`t invited to. 1327 01:10:20,982 --> 01:10:22,882 I think this qualifies as a mistake. 1328 01:10:22,918 --> 01:10:24,044 Then why did you sleep with me? 1329 01:10:24,085 --> 01:10:26,553 Why did you tell me about the green umbrella? 1330 01:10:26,588 --> 01:10:27,748 You asked me about it. 1331 01:10:27,789 --> 01:10:30,121 No, you forced me to. And you want to know what? 1332 01:10:30,158 --> 01:10:32,285 We aren`t talking about your umbrella or Joe`s umbrella. 1333 01:10:32,327 --> 01:10:33,988 We`re talking about my fucking umbrella. 1334 01:10:34,029 --> 01:10:37,692 And it wasn`t even my umbrella. It belonged to my friend. 1335 01:10:37,732 --> 01:10:39,495 I don`t give a shit about the umbrella! 1336 01:10:39,534 --> 01:10:42,594 I`m in love with you. Don`t you understand that? 1337 01:10:42,637 --> 01:10:43,831 That doesn`t give you the license... 1338 01:10:43,872 --> 01:10:45,567 to do any stupid thing that comes into your head. 1339 01:10:45,607 --> 01:10:47,438 This is not stupid. 1340 01:10:50,078 --> 01:10:54,242 I just...I`m sorry. 1341 01:10:54,282 --> 01:10:57,513 I want to kiss you without feeling guilty. 1342 01:10:57,552 --> 01:10:59,076 You know? 1343 01:11:00,689 --> 01:11:03,317 All right. Fairenough. 1344 01:11:03,358 --> 01:11:06,691 How much time do you need? 1345 01:11:06,728 --> 01:11:09,526 Would you go away? 1346 01:11:09,564 --> 01:11:11,191 Honey? 1347 01:11:13,568 --> 01:11:16,002 I`m sorry. I thought you were the phone guy. 1348 01:11:16,037 --> 01:11:19,939 I`ll be right out. 1349 01:11:21,176 --> 01:11:23,337 Honey, I want to get out of here pretty soon. 1350 01:11:23,378 --> 01:11:27,041 I`ll meet you at the front door in a few minutes. 1351 01:11:28,550 --> 01:11:30,177 Are you all right? 1352 01:11:30,218 --> 01:11:33,949 Yeah, l`m fine. I... 1353 01:11:33,989 --> 01:11:36,890 I`m fine. I just... I have a little-- 1354 01:11:36,925 --> 01:11:38,916 Could you have Deborah come here? 1355 01:11:38,960 --> 01:11:40,928 Honey, what`s going on? 1356 01:11:40,962 --> 01:11:44,489 It`s a woman thing, honey. You don`t want to know. 1357 01:11:45,834 --> 01:11:47,131 OK. 1358 01:11:47,168 --> 01:11:48,533 OK. 1359 01:11:58,113 --> 01:11:59,978 You`ve got to get out. 1360 01:12:00,015 --> 01:12:01,380 Where am I going to go? 1361 01:12:03,551 --> 01:12:06,714 Get in. Get back in there! 1362 01:12:15,964 --> 01:12:17,932 -Hello? -Hi. 1363 01:12:17,966 --> 01:12:20,093 -Are you OK? -Yeah. 1364 01:12:23,338 --> 01:12:25,533 -Frank? -Yeah. 1365 01:12:28,843 --> 01:12:30,708 Frank, come out here. 1366 01:12:32,047 --> 01:12:33,537 Frank! 1367 01:12:41,189 --> 01:12:43,987 Frank, go out the way you came in. 1368 01:12:44,025 --> 01:12:46,323 I`ll call you. 1369 01:12:47,962 --> 01:12:49,224 Thanks for having me. 1370 01:12:49,264 --> 01:12:51,494 Thanks for stopping by. 1371 01:12:51,533 --> 01:12:54,127 Are you OK? 1372 01:12:54,169 --> 01:12:56,296 Yeah. 1373 01:12:56,337 --> 01:12:58,328 Fuck, I don`t know what I am. 1374 01:12:58,373 --> 01:13:00,034 Hi. 1375 01:13:03,411 --> 01:13:04,969 What`s happening? 1376 01:13:05,013 --> 01:13:08,449 My life is fucked. 1377 01:13:08,483 --> 01:13:09,677 But the real ending of the movie... 1378 01:13:09,718 --> 01:13:11,618 is when they fight the MlGs at the end. 1379 01:13:11,653 --> 01:13:13,780 Because he has passed over into the gay way. 1380 01:13:13,822 --> 01:13:16,586 They are this gay fighting fucking force... 1381 01:13:16,624 --> 01:13:19,457 and they`re beating the Russians. 1382 01:13:19,494 --> 01:13:21,724 And it`s over, and they fucking land... 1383 01:13:21,763 --> 01:13:24,459 and lceman`s been trying to get Maverick the entire time. 1384 01:13:24,499 --> 01:13:26,091 Finally, he`s got him, all right? 1385 01:13:26,134 --> 01:13:28,466 What is the last fucking line that they have together? 1386 01:13:28,503 --> 01:13:30,630 They`re all hugging and kissing and happy... 1387 01:13:30,672 --> 01:13:32,765 and lce comes up to Maverick, and he says... 1388 01:13:32,807 --> 01:13:36,607 ``Man, you can ride my tail anytime``! 1389 01:13:36,644 --> 01:13:38,134 And what does Maverick say? 1390 01:13:38,179 --> 01:13:40,272 ``You can ride mine``! 1391 01:13:40,315 --> 01:13:44,718 Sword fight! Sword fight! 1392 01:13:44,753 --> 01:13:48,018 -Fucking ``A,`` man! -Yeah! 1393 01:14:07,142 --> 01:14:10,600 Jesus Christ! You scared the shit out of me. 1394 01:14:10,645 --> 01:14:13,136 I thought this was your car. 1395 01:14:13,181 --> 01:14:16,207 I didn`t see you at the party. 1396 01:14:18,486 --> 01:14:21,785 Deborah wouldn`t let me in. 1397 01:14:21,823 --> 01:14:24,018 Really? 1398 01:14:24,058 --> 01:14:25,855 Yeah. 1399 01:14:25,894 --> 01:14:27,452 I love Deborah. 1400 01:14:28,763 --> 01:14:33,257 She`s a little abrasive sometimes, don`t you think? 1401 01:14:33,301 --> 01:14:34,700 Yeah. 1402 01:14:37,372 --> 01:14:39,397 I wonder how Duane puts up with her. 1403 01:14:39,440 --> 01:14:42,068 Yeah, or how she puts up with him, huh? 1404 01:14:42,110 --> 01:14:46,604 Yeah. They`re married. 1405 01:14:47,882 --> 01:14:54,617 That`s part of what marriage is--putting up. 1406 01:14:57,725 --> 01:15:00,819 No, thanks. I got my own. 1407 01:15:04,332 --> 01:15:07,062 To old friends. 1408 01:15:20,882 --> 01:15:23,442 Your car needs some work, man. 1409 01:15:23,484 --> 01:15:26,282 Yeah, it could definitely use a new interior. 1410 01:15:26,321 --> 01:15:29,654 You never knew how to take care of your stuff, man. 1411 01:15:33,361 --> 01:15:35,420 Well, l... 1412 01:15:37,999 --> 01:15:40,524 What about that... 1413 01:15:40,568 --> 01:15:42,798 that motorcycle you had... 1414 01:15:42,837 --> 01:15:48,104 with the little speakers on it and the fuzzy seats? 1415 01:15:50,144 --> 01:15:52,442 That thing was trashed. 1416 01:15:54,716 --> 01:15:55,910 Yeah. 1417 01:15:55,950 --> 01:15:59,010 -What was it like? -What? 1418 01:16:00,755 --> 01:16:02,780 Sleeping with my wife. 1419 01:16:04,926 --> 01:16:07,156 Huh? 1420 01:16:09,998 --> 01:16:11,625 Huh? 1421 01:16:13,167 --> 01:16:15,260 What was it like? 1422 01:16:17,138 --> 01:16:18,969 It`s OK, man. She told me. 1423 01:16:19,007 --> 01:16:21,601 I just want to know what it was like. 1424 01:16:24,812 --> 01:16:26,006 I`m in love with her, Joseph. 1425 01:16:26,047 --> 01:16:28,572 I know that. 1426 01:16:28,616 --> 01:16:31,710 You`ve made that abundantly clear. 1427 01:16:35,590 --> 01:16:37,217 I should have told you-- 1428 01:16:37,258 --> 01:16:39,783 No, you should not have fucked her! 1429 01:16:39,827 --> 01:16:41,192 That`s what you shouldn`t have done! 1430 01:16:41,229 --> 01:16:43,595 I didn`t fuck her. I made love to her. 1431 01:16:43,631 --> 01:16:45,121 -Really? -Yes. 1432 01:16:45,166 --> 01:16:46,895 So sweet. Why don`t you shut up for a minute? 1433 01:16:46,935 --> 01:16:49,267 Why don`t you shut up? 1434 01:16:49,304 --> 01:16:51,670 I`m not the only one involved. It was her choice! 1435 01:16:51,706 --> 01:16:53,674 Really? Is that so? 1436 01:16:53,708 --> 01:16:55,573 I seem to remember her choosing me... 1437 01:16:55,610 --> 01:16:56,804 but maybe I got it wrong here. 1438 01:16:56,844 --> 01:16:59,039 Maybe I should go ask her right now. 1439 01:16:59,080 --> 01:17:01,173 Why do you want to make a big show of this? 1440 01:17:01,215 --> 01:17:03,149 Maybe I should go ask her. We`re all here. 1441 01:17:03,184 --> 01:17:07,177 We can fucking get this out right now, all right? 1442 01:17:07,221 --> 01:17:08,848 Joseph! 1443 01:17:08,890 --> 01:17:11,324 Joseph, Joseph. 1444 01:17:11,359 --> 01:17:12,656 What are you doing? 1445 01:17:12,694 --> 01:17:15,128 Were you able to stop yourself, Frank? 1446 01:17:17,899 --> 01:17:20,094 -Sarah? -This isn`t going to help. 1447 01:17:20,134 --> 01:17:21,999 -Joe. -Sarah? 1448 01:17:22,036 --> 01:17:24,300 It`s your lawful-wedded husband here! 1449 01:17:24,339 --> 01:17:25,704 I think it`s time we had a little talk! 1450 01:17:25,740 --> 01:17:26,968 Get the fuck off! 1451 01:17:27,008 --> 01:17:29,636 Sarah, get your little ass out here! 1452 01:17:29,677 --> 01:17:31,235 Kick his ass! 1453 01:17:31,279 --> 01:17:33,804 Stop it! What are you doing? 1454 01:17:33,848 --> 01:17:37,443 Stop it. What`s your problem? Do you have something... 1455 01:17:37,485 --> 01:17:39,976 Frank over here informed me that you chose him... 1456 01:17:40,021 --> 01:17:41,454 which I find a little confusing... 1457 01:17:41,489 --> 01:17:42,717 because I seem to remember you marrying me... 1458 01:17:42,757 --> 01:17:44,850 but apparently he was the last one to fuck you... 1459 01:17:44,892 --> 01:17:47,360 so maybe l`m wrong! 1460 01:17:48,529 --> 01:17:50,520 Take it home, guy. 1461 01:17:50,565 --> 01:17:55,264 In case anybody didn`t get that, my husband over here... 1462 01:17:55,303 --> 01:17:57,328 wants to know why I fucked Frank over here. 1463 01:17:57,372 --> 01:17:59,966 He seems to think that if he humiliates me... 1464 01:18:00,008 --> 01:18:02,806 it will put me in my fucking little place. 1465 01:18:02,844 --> 01:18:04,402 But what you don`t understand, buddy... 1466 01:18:04,445 --> 01:18:07,380 is I don`t give a fuck, because as far as l`m concerned, 1467 01:18:07,415 --> 01:18:09,110 this marriage is over! 1468 01:18:12,353 --> 01:18:13,911 Happy now? 1469 01:18:15,990 --> 01:18:18,618 What about you? Isn`t this what you wanted? 1470 01:18:18,659 --> 01:18:20,524 What do you think? 1471 01:18:20,561 --> 01:18:22,893 Then who the hell`s happy here? 1472 01:18:22,930 --> 01:18:24,227 What, is it you? 1473 01:18:24,265 --> 01:18:26,233 Frank, are you the happy guy here? 1474 01:18:26,267 --> 01:18:28,667 Right. I`m sorry. You happened to fall in love. 1475 01:18:28,703 --> 01:18:30,227 I don`t want to stand in the way... 1476 01:18:30,271 --> 01:18:32,034 of my two best friends falling in love... 1477 01:18:32,073 --> 01:18:34,166 so you guys go off and live happily ever after. 1478 01:18:34,208 --> 01:18:37,541 Joseph, fuck you. I married you. 1479 01:18:37,578 --> 01:18:39,773 Then why did you fuck him? 1480 01:18:39,814 --> 01:18:43,614 What about that fucking slut you left that party with? 1481 01:18:43,651 --> 01:18:45,983 Listen to me. I did not fuck her. 1482 01:18:46,020 --> 01:18:48,614 I could have, but I didn`t. 1483 01:18:51,893 --> 01:18:53,690 Give me the keys. 1484 01:18:55,229 --> 01:18:56,753 What? 1485 01:18:56,798 --> 01:18:58,163 It`s my car. Give me the keys. 1486 01:18:58,199 --> 01:19:00,463 We`re starting the distribution of property? 1487 01:19:00,501 --> 01:19:03,436 Give me the fucking keys! 1488 01:19:03,471 --> 01:19:04,699 Honey, where are you going? 1489 01:19:04,739 --> 01:19:06,400 Wherever the fuck I want! 1490 01:19:06,441 --> 01:19:10,639 -Sarah! -Frank, l`m sorry. 1491 01:19:10,678 --> 01:19:14,114 This isn`t me, you know. You did this! 1492 01:19:24,725 --> 01:19:26,215 I`m sorry, Joe. 1493 01:19:27,728 --> 01:19:30,697 That`s really special, Frank. You fuck my wife... 1494 01:19:30,731 --> 01:19:32,130 ruin my marriage, she dumps you... 1495 01:19:32,166 --> 01:19:34,726 but the important thing is that you feel bad. 1496 01:19:40,174 --> 01:19:42,074 She stopped at the light. 1497 01:19:59,093 --> 01:20:01,084 You son of a bitch. 1498 01:20:18,146 --> 01:20:19,613 Sarah! 1499 01:20:22,049 --> 01:20:23,710 Oh, God. 1500 01:20:31,526 --> 01:20:32,857 Get in. 1501 01:20:51,979 --> 01:20:55,779 Do you ever think that we have too much time on our hands? 1502 01:20:55,816 --> 01:20:57,249 With all the advances we`ve made... 1503 01:20:57,285 --> 01:20:59,185 in extending the human life span... 1504 01:20:59,220 --> 01:21:02,451 that perhaps nature`s cruelest irony... 1505 01:21:02,490 --> 01:21:06,688 is that we get progressively stupider and stupider... 1506 01:21:06,727 --> 01:21:09,252 with each passing generation? 1507 01:21:09,297 --> 01:21:14,030 Someday, we`ll live for 300 years... 1508 01:21:14,068 --> 01:21:18,835 but we won`t be able to sit still for five seconds. 1509 01:21:21,776 --> 01:21:23,573 Just a thought. 108143