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[♪]
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Any second now.
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The light is on!
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Melissa, waffles are ready.
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MELISSA:
Oh, fantastic.
I'm starving.
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How about that?
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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[♪]
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[♪]
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She ate breakfast naked?
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She didn't even
want a napkin.
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I've had bedroom naked.
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I've had
walk-to-the-bathroom naked.
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I have never had
living-room naked.
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Oh, it's a scene.
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It's like you're living
in the Playboy Mansion!
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Did she, uh--?
Did she frolic?
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I don't really
have enough room.
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Yeah.
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Hey, Laney, Puddy.
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Hey.
Hi.
Hi.
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I gotta make a pit stop.
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I gotta make a pit stop.
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Okay.
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Back together?
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His apartment
was being fumigated,
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so we thought
we'd give it another shot.
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Oh.
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So guess
who called me last night.
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Jason Hanke.
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Stanky Hanke? Heh.
What did he want?
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He called to apologize
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for standing me up
five years ago.
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Why now?
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AA. It's one
of the 12 steps.
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Oh.
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Step number nine is:
You have to apologize
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to everyone
you've ever wronged.
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[GEORGE CHORTLES]
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I can't wait for Hanke
to come crawling back to me.
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I can't wait for Hanke
to come crawling back to me.
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Still with
the neck hole?
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Still upset. Very upset.
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What neck hole?
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Remember that New Year's party
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he threw a few years ago?
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He had that
very drafty apartment,
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you know,
I think on 9th Avenue.
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Faster.
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I asked if I could
borrow a sweater.
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A cashmere sweater.
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I said preferably cashmere,
for warmth.
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So in front
of the whole party, he says,
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"No. I don't want you
stretching out the neck hole."
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[LAUGHING]
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Oh, yeah, sure,
laugh it up.
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Everybody else did.
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Well, it's funny.
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Well, it's funny.
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I mean,
you have a big head.
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[ELAINE LAUGHING]
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Or is it 'cause
of your neck?
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No. I think the head does
most of the stretching.
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Regardless...
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I had to walk around
for the rest of the party
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in some cheap
MetLife windbreaker.
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Now it is payback time.
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I really think
it's the size of your neck.
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It's my head!
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[LAUGHING]
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[♪]
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Hey.
Isn't this great?
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Since those nerds
in Accounting moved,
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you and I are the only ones
who use this bathroom.
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you and I are the only ones
who use this bathroom.
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Yeah. Great.
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[♪]
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KRAMER:
You went to the coffee shop
without me?
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I told you, I just wanted
to hop in the shower.
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That was an hour ago.
What were you doing in there?
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Showering.
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How long does it take you?
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Ten minutes.
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Ten minutes?
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That's kooky talk.
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Hey, Elaine, how long
do you spend in the shower?
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Ten minutes.
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Ten minutes.
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Let me smell you, huh?
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All right. Whiff away.
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[SNIFFING]
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Hey. That's not bad at all.
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Hup.
Wh-wha--
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That's it.
Okay.
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So get this:
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I'm in the bathroom
at work today,
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and I see Peggy
using a seat protector.
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So?
So?
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We're the only women
on the floor.
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I mean,
we're like roommates.
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Would you use a seat protector
if you had a roommate?
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[SODA FIZZES]
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Oh, gee--
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I think the damage
is probably already done.
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I think the damage
is probably already done.
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All right. I'll get that.
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Well, maybe she just
practices good hygiene.
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Yeah, you're right.
She's probably one of those
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neurotic clean freaks.
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Mm.
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Well, here's my shower routine.
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Maybe I can make
some changes.
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Wash cloth mittens
and maybe some liquid soap
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and just-- Pow! --focus.
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[♪]
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JERRY:
"Zephyr"?
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That is not a word.
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Do you challenge?
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No, I do not challenge.
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Sixty-six points. Ha-ha.
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Sixty-six points. Ha-ha.
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I'd accuse you
of cheating,
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but I don't know
where you'd hide the tiles.
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You want some ice tea?
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Sure.
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[COUGHS]
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Wrong pipe.
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[COUGHS & GASPING]
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[♪]
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GEORGE:
So she coughed.
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Coughing...naked?
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It's a turn-off, man.
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Everything goes
with naked.
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When you cough,
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When you cough,
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there are thousands
of unseen muscles
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that suddenly
spring into action.
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It's like watching
that fat guy
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catch a cannonball
in his stomach in slow motion.
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Oh, you spoiled,
spoiled man.
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Do you know how much
mental energy I expend
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just trying to picture
women naked?
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But the thing
you don't realize
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is that there's good naked
and bad naked.
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Naked hairbrushing, good.
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Naked crouching, bad.
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Hey, there's Hanke.
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Hey, there's Hanke.
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All right.
It's grovel time.
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Hey, George. Jerry.
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Listen,
I just got sober,
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so I've been going
through the 12 steps.
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Uh-huh.
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What are you up to now,
uh, step nine?
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Yeah.
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Making amends.
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Important step.
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Maybe the most important.
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Anyway, uh...
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Jerry, you know,
this may sound dumb,
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but, you know,
when we first met,
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I thought your name
was Gary.
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And I think I may even
have called you Gary
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a couple of times.
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And I don't know
if you noticed,
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but I always felt bad about it,
so I'm sorry.
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Thank you.
I did notice...
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and I appreciate you
rectifying it.
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Great. Great.
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Well,
I'll see you guys later.
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[♪]
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Well, I just got out
of a 27-minute shower.
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Made some good cuts,
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and I didn't lose
anything I needed.
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Yeah, I think what I kept
is even stronger now.
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You got some suds over here.
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You got some suds over here.
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Wha--?
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Oh, man!
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Jeez!
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Look at that.
I'm all lathery.
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Jerry, you gotta show me
what I'm doing wrong.
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Oh, come on.
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No. I mean it, man.
I'm lost.
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You promise you'll never
come in here again?
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[LAUGHING]
Oh, Jerry, you know
I can't do that.
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Now, my sense of it is
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you're probably wasting time
working piecemeal,
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first cleaning one area,
then another.
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Well,
that's how cats do it.
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But when you have a faucet
instead of a tongue,
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But when you have a faucet
instead of a tongue,
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you wanna use gravity.
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Okay. Let's turn
the water on now.
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No. I told you,
it's just a dry run.
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Hey.
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Well, Hanke's moved on
to step 10.
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He was spotted taking
personal inventory.
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That's step 10?
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All he has to do now
is count his blessings,
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say a prayer,
and he's done.
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You believe this?
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Come on, Jerry. How about a--?
A baggy swimsuit?
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No. You're not getting
any skin, Kramer.
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Well, this has all been
one big tease!
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[♪]
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ELAINE:
These proofs look
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pretty good.
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Oh. Can I move this?
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Yep, I think
this will work.
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I'm gonna...get
another bottle of water.
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Here, take mine.
There's a little left.
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Oh, thanks, Walter.
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Ahh!
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[♪]
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Guys, there's no doubt
that the pay is good,
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but I just don't know
if I see myself
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working with ice cream.
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You get pretty buff forearms.
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I don't know
if I'm into that.
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Oh, hello, Hanke,
others.
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George.
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You know, Jason, I, uh...
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I couldn't help notice I...
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I didn't get my apology.
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Apology? For what?
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A drafty apartment?
A sweaterless friend?
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A ball-game giveaway
MetLife windbreaker?
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George, come on,
not that neck-hole thing.
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George, come on,
not that neck-hole thing.
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Yeah, the neck-hole thing,
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and I would appreciate it
if you would say sorry.
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No way. You would have
completely stretched it out.
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You're an alcoholic!
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You have to apologize!
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Step nine! Step nine.
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All right, George,
all right. I'm sorry.
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I'm very, very sorry.
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I'm so sorry that I didn't want
your rather bulbous head
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struggling
to find its way
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through the normal-sized
neck hole
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of my finely knit sweater.
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[OTHERS SNICKERING]
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[♪]
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Oh, see,
that's smart.
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Constant motion.
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MAN:
Hey!
Oh, yeah, yeah.
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I-- I'm watching you too,
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but this guy's
really showing me something.
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[♪]
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You got a steak?
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What happened to you?
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People in this city are crazy.
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Here you go.
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Thanks, buddy.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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You got any A1?
'Cause I'm cooking a steak.
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What?
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A different one.
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Oh!
Jerry--!
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MELISSA:
Okay, Jerry.
Fixed that bike.
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Oh. That wasn't
really necessary.
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I don't ride it.
It's just for show.
265
00:09:09,900 --> 00:09:12,066
I should really clean
those bearings. Hold this.
266
00:09:12,100 --> 00:09:13,966
Look at all that gunk.
267
00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,866
Please don't crouch.
268
00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:18,466
Ouch. Caught my skin.
269
00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:21,066
Oh, that's bad,
especially that area.
270
00:09:21,100 --> 00:09:23,066
You got anything
to snack on?
271
00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:24,900
Uh...
Oh, pickles!
272
00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:29,900
[GRUNTING]
273
00:09:29,933 --> 00:09:31,700
It's a tough one. Hngh!
274
00:09:31,733 --> 00:09:33,233
Please stop.
Let me help you with that.
275
00:09:33,266 --> 00:09:35,033
[GRUNTING]
276
00:09:35,066 --> 00:09:36,166
[JAR POPS]
Ooh!
277
00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:37,700
Oh.
278
00:09:37,733 --> 00:09:39,233
That's gonna
leave a welt.
279
00:09:39,266 --> 00:09:40,233
Look at that.
280
00:09:40,266 --> 00:09:41,233
I can't.
281
00:09:41,266 --> 00:09:42,866
I can't look anymore.
282
00:09:42,900 --> 00:09:44,966
I-I've seen too much!
283
00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,533
[♪]
284
00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:49,633
ELAINE:
Peggy, we've gotta talk.
285
00:09:49,666 --> 00:09:52,800
What is it about me
that you find so offensive?
286
00:09:52,833 --> 00:09:54,033
[SIGHS]
287
00:09:54,066 --> 00:09:56,401
You seem to be
with a lot of men.
288
00:09:56,401 --> 00:09:57,166
You seem to be
with a lot of men.
289
00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:58,500
What?
290
00:09:58,533 --> 00:10:01,033
I happen to have
a very steady boyfriend.
291
00:10:02,666 --> 00:10:03,700
You know, I mean, we...
292
00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:05,233
broke up a few times.
293
00:10:05,266 --> 00:10:07,900
And there has been
an occasional guy here...
294
00:10:07,933 --> 00:10:09,166
or there, but I--
295
00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:10,566
Wh--? Why is this
your business?
296
00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:11,900
It's not.
297
00:10:11,933 --> 00:10:13,333
Good day.
298
00:10:13,366 --> 00:10:15,133
Oh. All right.
299
00:10:15,166 --> 00:10:16,366
You think I've got germs?
300
00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,033
I'll give you some germs.
301
00:10:18,066 --> 00:10:20,233
How about some
for your keyboard, huh?
302
00:10:20,266 --> 00:10:22,533
How about that?
You like it?
303
00:10:22,566 --> 00:10:25,166
Ooh. How about
for your stapler?
304
00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:26,401
Hm? That's good,
isn't it?
305
00:10:26,401 --> 00:10:26,900
Hm? That's good,
isn't it?
306
00:10:26,933 --> 00:10:28,200
You have a happy
and a healthy.
307
00:10:29,233 --> 00:10:30,433
[COUGHING]
308
00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:35,400
[♪]
309
00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,654
[♪]
310
00:10:40,688 --> 00:10:42,391
JERRY:
Well, technically,
he did apologize.
311
00:10:42,424 --> 00:10:44,191
Jerry, I felt like
a straight man
312
00:10:44,224 --> 00:10:46,091
in some
horrible sketch.
313
00:10:46,124 --> 00:10:47,424
He was riffing!
314
00:10:47,457 --> 00:10:49,724
Riffing. On my pain!
315
00:10:49,757 --> 00:10:51,691
So now you want
an apology for the apology
316
00:10:51,724 --> 00:10:53,391
plus the original apology?
317
00:10:53,424 --> 00:10:55,571
That's right.
I'm two in the hole.
318
00:10:57,237 --> 00:10:59,571
Well, I hit the wall
yesterday with Lady Godiva.
319
00:10:59,604 --> 00:11:02,237
She did a full body flex
on a pickle jar.
320
00:11:03,337 --> 00:11:04,771
Did you explain to her
321
00:11:04,804 --> 00:11:06,604
about the good naked
and the bad naked?
322
00:11:06,637 --> 00:11:07,428
Where am I gonna get
a fat guy and a cannonball?
323
00:11:07,428 --> 00:11:09,937
Where am I gonna get
a fat guy and a cannonball?
324
00:11:13,837 --> 00:11:15,104
Well...
325
00:11:15,137 --> 00:11:17,304
what if you
showed her bad naked, huh?
326
00:11:17,337 --> 00:11:18,704
You still got
that belt sander?
327
00:11:18,737 --> 00:11:19,937
Yeah.
328
00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:21,571
Well, you on all fours,
329
00:11:21,604 --> 00:11:24,137
that thing vibratin',
kickin' up sawdust.
330
00:11:24,171 --> 00:11:26,637
Ho-ho!
She'll get the picture.
331
00:11:26,671 --> 00:11:28,304
[PHONE RINGS]
332
00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:30,937
Yello?
333
00:11:30,971 --> 00:11:33,237
KRAMER:
Hey, Jerry,guess where I'm calling from.
334
00:11:33,271 --> 00:11:34,737
[SHOWER RUNNING]
World War I plane?
335
00:11:34,771 --> 00:11:36,271
No, I'm in my shower.
336
00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:37,428
You know, I'm trying to get out
of the shower sooner,
337
00:11:37,428 --> 00:11:38,404
You know, I'm trying to get out
of the shower sooner,
338
00:11:38,437 --> 00:11:40,204
and then I ask myself, "Why?"
339
00:11:40,237 --> 00:11:42,237
I mean, this is
where I wanna be.
340
00:11:42,271 --> 00:11:43,704
So I got a waterproof phone,
341
00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:45,137
I shaved,
I brushed my teeth,
342
00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:47,871
and I ordered
a pair of chinos from J. Crew.
343
00:11:47,904 --> 00:11:49,471
When are you getting out?
344
00:11:49,504 --> 00:11:50,804
[LAUGHS]
I'm not!
345
00:11:50,837 --> 00:11:52,737
I'll see you later, buddy.
346
00:11:52,771 --> 00:11:54,737
[♪]
347
00:11:54,771 --> 00:11:55,937
PETERMAN:
Bad news, people.
348
00:11:55,971 --> 00:11:57,637
Peggy is home sick.
349
00:11:57,671 --> 00:11:59,237
Oh, please.
350
00:11:59,271 --> 00:12:01,037
She's stuffed up, achy,
351
00:12:01,071 --> 00:12:03,237
and suffering from
intense malaise.
352
00:12:03,271 --> 00:12:04,637
Oh, come on.
353
00:12:04,671 --> 00:12:06,271
We all
have intense malaise.
354
00:12:06,304 --> 00:12:07,428
[LAUGHS]
Right?
355
00:12:07,428 --> 00:12:07,637
[LAUGHS]
Right?
356
00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:11,304
I just spoke with her, Elaine.
357
00:12:11,337 --> 00:12:12,637
She's in bed.
358
00:12:12,671 --> 00:12:14,937
Yeah. Let me tell you something.
This is all in her mind.
359
00:12:14,971 --> 00:12:16,737
Okay? She is insane.
360
00:12:16,771 --> 00:12:18,471
She thinks
I made her sick
361
00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:20,271
because I coughed
on her doorknob,
362
00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:22,204
rubbed her stapler
in my armpit,
363
00:12:22,237 --> 00:12:25,071
and put her keyboard
on my butt.
364
00:12:26,637 --> 00:12:28,771
Yeah. She's a wacko.
365
00:12:28,804 --> 00:12:29,771
[♪]
366
00:12:31,671 --> 00:12:33,637
GEORGE:
So you're
Jason Hanke's supervisor?
367
00:12:33,671 --> 00:12:34,637
Sponsor.
368
00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:35,704
Whatever. Listen,
369
00:12:35,737 --> 00:12:37,428
I'm very concerned
about this guy.
370
00:12:37,428 --> 00:12:37,737
I'm very concerned
about this guy.
371
00:12:37,771 --> 00:12:40,737
He's doing very well.
He's already onto step 10.
372
00:12:40,771 --> 00:12:42,871
Yeah, well, when you don't
actually do the steps,
373
00:12:42,904 --> 00:12:44,371
you can go through them
pretty quick.
374
00:12:44,404 --> 00:12:46,237
You can get through
six a day.
375
00:12:46,271 --> 00:12:48,737
Is there some unresolved issue
between you and Jason?
376
00:12:48,771 --> 00:12:52,437
I don't know. A little
something called step nine.
377
00:12:52,471 --> 00:12:54,104
Instead of an apology,
378
00:12:54,137 --> 00:12:57,737
he was beboppin'
and scattin' all over me!
379
00:12:57,771 --> 00:12:59,471
I'm not sure
what you want me to do.
380
00:12:59,504 --> 00:13:01,204
Well, aren't you
the boss of him?
381
00:13:01,237 --> 00:13:03,037
You shouldn't
let him move up.
382
00:13:03,071 --> 00:13:04,371
When I was
in the Cub Scouts,
383
00:13:04,404 --> 00:13:06,404
I got stuck on Webelos
for three years
384
00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:07,428
'cause I kept losing
the Pinewood Derby.
385
00:13:07,428 --> 00:13:09,237
'cause I kept losing
the Pinewood Derby.
386
00:13:09,271 --> 00:13:10,604
You're quite upset, George.
387
00:13:10,637 --> 00:13:13,071
Well, I think you should
drop him down to step two.
388
00:13:13,104 --> 00:13:14,637
Admit there's
a higher power?
389
00:13:14,671 --> 00:13:17,104
Yeah, let him
chew on that for a while.
390
00:13:17,137 --> 00:13:19,571
You know, George,
I think I can help you.
391
00:13:19,604 --> 00:13:22,037
We're having a meeting tomorrow.
Why don't you just come by?
392
00:13:22,071 --> 00:13:23,237
All right.
That's more like it.
393
00:13:23,271 --> 00:13:23,937
Thank you very much.
394
00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:26,771
By the way, uh...
395
00:13:26,804 --> 00:13:28,337
my uncle was in Alcoholics.
396
00:13:30,437 --> 00:13:31,337
[♪]
397
00:13:33,937 --> 00:13:36,771
Lomez, you're not listening.
Jerry likes the naked.
398
00:13:36,804 --> 00:13:37,428
It's just some of the things
that she does when she's naked.
399
00:13:37,428 --> 00:13:40,204
It's just some of the things
that she does when she's naked.
400
00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:43,937
Will you calm down?
I'm on your side.
401
00:13:43,971 --> 00:13:45,804
Jeez! Hey, hold on a second.
402
00:13:48,404 --> 00:13:50,704
I got a clog.
I'll call you back.
403
00:13:50,737 --> 00:13:51,404
[♪]
404
00:13:54,237 --> 00:13:56,037
What are you doing?
405
00:13:56,071 --> 00:13:57,737
I found a rough spot
on the kitchen floor.
406
00:13:57,771 --> 00:13:58,971
I thought I'd polish it up
407
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,904
with this belt sander
I have here.
408
00:14:00,937 --> 00:14:03,471
No, not that.
409
00:14:03,504 --> 00:14:04,904
Why are you naked?
410
00:14:04,937 --> 00:14:06,404
I thought naked is good.
411
00:14:06,437 --> 00:14:07,428
This isn't good naked.
412
00:14:07,428 --> 00:14:08,237
This isn't good naked.
413
00:14:10,471 --> 00:14:12,337
[♪]
414
00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:15,704
SPONSOR:
George, here, have a seat.
415
00:14:15,737 --> 00:14:18,071
Where's Hanke?
416
00:14:18,104 --> 00:14:19,571
Shh.
417
00:14:19,604 --> 00:14:21,204
Okay,
let's get started.
418
00:14:21,237 --> 00:14:23,471
Welcome to
Rageaholics Anonymous.
419
00:14:23,504 --> 00:14:25,471
What? Rageaholics?
420
00:14:25,504 --> 00:14:26,804
George, this can help you.
421
00:14:26,837 --> 00:14:29,137
Hey, I am not here for rage.
I'm here for revenge!
422
00:14:29,171 --> 00:14:30,437
MAN:
Excuse me.
423
00:14:30,471 --> 00:14:33,237
We have a "no yelling" policy
at these meetings.
424
00:14:33,271 --> 00:14:34,771
Excuse me.
425
00:14:34,804 --> 00:14:36,704
Am I talking to you, pinhead?!
426
00:14:36,737 --> 00:14:37,428
Am I?!
427
00:14:37,428 --> 00:14:38,004
Am I?!
428
00:14:39,904 --> 00:14:42,404
Please don't call me
"pinhead."
429
00:14:43,471 --> 00:14:44,771
I'm losing it!
430
00:14:44,804 --> 00:14:46,104
[♪]
431
00:14:47,471 --> 00:14:49,637
JERRY:
He took you to Rageaholics? Why?
432
00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:53,904
Probably because this whole
universe is against me!
433
00:14:53,937 --> 00:14:55,304
You got a little rage.
434
00:14:55,337 --> 00:14:57,737
I know, and now they
want me to bottle it up.
435
00:14:57,771 --> 00:14:59,604
It makes me so mad!
436
00:15:01,304 --> 00:15:03,804
By the way, my bad-naked demo
didn't quite work.
437
00:15:03,837 --> 00:15:06,271
This bread has nuts in it!
438
00:15:07,604 --> 00:15:09,371
Oh, great. Elaine.
439
00:15:09,404 --> 00:15:10,904
What is wrong with my body?
440
00:15:10,937 --> 00:15:13,537
Chicken-wing
shoulder blades.
441
00:15:13,571 --> 00:15:14,904
That's it?
442
00:15:14,937 --> 00:15:17,104
No, but that's
one problem. Why?
443
00:15:17,137 --> 00:15:19,871
Well, I was walking around naked
in front of Melissa--
444
00:15:19,904 --> 00:15:22,104
Whoa.
Walking around naked?
445
00:15:22,137 --> 00:15:24,771
Uh, that is not
a good look for a man.
446
00:15:26,737 --> 00:15:29,304
Why not? It's a good look
for a woman.
447
00:15:29,337 --> 00:15:32,404
Well, female body is a...
448
00:15:32,437 --> 00:15:33,937
A work of art.
449
00:15:33,971 --> 00:15:36,304
The male body
is utilitarian.
450
00:15:36,337 --> 00:15:37,428
It's for getting around.
It's like a Jeep.
451
00:15:37,428 --> 00:15:38,571
It's for getting around.
It's like a Jeep.
452
00:15:41,304 --> 00:15:42,471
So you don't think
it's attractive.
453
00:15:42,504 --> 00:15:44,771
It's hideous.
454
00:15:44,804 --> 00:15:47,371
The hair, the...
455
00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:48,371
lumpiness.
456
00:15:48,404 --> 00:15:51,304
It's...simian.
457
00:15:51,337 --> 00:15:53,237
Well,
some women like it.
458
00:15:53,271 --> 00:15:55,037
Mm. Sickies.
459
00:15:55,071 --> 00:15:56,137
[♪]
460
00:15:58,237 --> 00:16:00,704
KRAMER:
"Installing your Clarkman
garbage disposal.
461
00:16:00,737 --> 00:16:05,737
Dismantle latch hasp
beneath main drainage line."
462
00:16:05,771 --> 00:16:07,428
Oh, come on, Clarkman.
463
00:16:07,428 --> 00:16:08,371
Oh, come on, Clarkman.
464
00:16:08,404 --> 00:16:09,937
[♪]
465
00:16:09,971 --> 00:16:12,071
[RINGS]
466
00:16:13,937 --> 00:16:14,904
Puddy.
467
00:16:14,937 --> 00:16:16,304
Is David Puddy there?
468
00:16:16,337 --> 00:16:18,104
This is Puddy.
469
00:16:18,137 --> 00:16:19,271
Well, this is Kramer.
470
00:16:19,304 --> 00:16:21,137
I know.
471
00:16:21,171 --> 00:16:22,704
Um, listen,
you're a mechanic.
472
00:16:22,737 --> 00:16:24,737
Could you help me install
a garbage disposal?
473
00:16:24,771 --> 00:16:27,404
Well, it's a big job. You've
gotta dismantle the latch hasp
474
00:16:27,437 --> 00:16:28,904
from the auxiliary
drainage line.
475
00:16:28,937 --> 00:16:30,404
No, it says main line.
476
00:16:30,437 --> 00:16:32,404
It's a misprint.
What do you got, a Clarkman?
477
00:16:32,437 --> 00:16:33,871
Yeah.
478
00:16:33,904 --> 00:16:35,937
I'll call you back.
I'll talk you through it.
479
00:16:35,971 --> 00:16:37,071
Oh, okay.
Well, thanks, buddy.
480
00:16:38,737 --> 00:16:39,871
Hey, Puddy.
481
00:16:39,904 --> 00:16:41,704
Hey, babe,
your boss called.
482
00:16:41,737 --> 00:16:43,704
You owe five bucks
for a balloon bouquet.
483
00:16:43,737 --> 00:16:46,204
He says you can just give it to
him tomorrow when you see him.
484
00:16:46,237 --> 00:16:48,471
Balloon bouquet for who?
485
00:16:48,504 --> 00:16:49,937
Peggy took a turn
for the worse.
486
00:16:51,571 --> 00:16:53,437
Peggy. Ah, great.
487
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,271
I suppose she's still
blaming me?
488
00:16:55,304 --> 00:16:56,771
That's what he said.
Yeah.
489
00:16:56,804 --> 00:16:58,604
I don't believe
this woman.
490
00:16:58,637 --> 00:16:59,904
Talk to me, babe.
491
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,604
She's this crazy woman
492
00:17:03,637 --> 00:17:06,571
who is convinced
that my germs make her sick.
493
00:17:06,604 --> 00:17:07,428
Oh, a germ-a-phobe.
494
00:17:07,428 --> 00:17:08,571
Oh, a germ-a-phobe.
495
00:17:08,604 --> 00:17:10,804
I know what that's about.
496
00:17:12,304 --> 00:17:13,271
Huh?
497
00:17:13,304 --> 00:17:16,804
I'm a recovering
germ-a-phobe.
498
00:17:16,837 --> 00:17:18,737
Ten years.
499
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:19,771
What is this symbol?
500
00:17:19,804 --> 00:17:21,004
It's a germ.
501
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:23,104
[♪]
502
00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:27,537
Elaine, it was very nice
of you to bring the man
503
00:17:27,571 --> 00:17:29,471
you're currently sleeping with
here to talk to me,
504
00:17:29,504 --> 00:17:31,537
but I assure you,
505
00:17:31,571 --> 00:17:34,704
I don't have any problem
with germs.
506
00:17:34,737 --> 00:17:36,971
Don't you. Elaine?
507
00:17:37,004 --> 00:17:37,428
[GASPS]
508
00:17:37,428 --> 00:17:38,071
[GASPS]
509
00:17:38,104 --> 00:17:39,571
Please!
510
00:17:39,604 --> 00:17:41,304
PUDDY:
I know it looks bleak.
511
00:17:41,337 --> 00:17:43,204
I've been there.
Ten years ago,
512
00:17:43,237 --> 00:17:45,204
waking up in bed
next to a woman like this
513
00:17:45,237 --> 00:17:48,104
would've sent me
running for the pHisoHex.
514
00:17:48,137 --> 00:17:49,404
Really?
515
00:17:49,437 --> 00:17:51,071
I still have trouble
looking at
516
00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:54,371
those disgusting old bedroom
slippers she slobs around in.
517
00:17:54,404 --> 00:17:56,937
Hey, I've had those since
college. They're bunnies.
518
00:17:56,971 --> 00:17:59,437
They're bacteria traps.
519
00:17:59,471 --> 00:18:01,937
So you...just learn
to live with it?
520
00:18:01,971 --> 00:18:03,304
For the most part.
521
00:18:03,337 --> 00:18:06,237
Okay. We're broken up
for the rest of the day.
522
00:18:06,271 --> 00:18:07,428
[♪]
523
00:18:07,428 --> 00:18:08,704
[♪]
524
00:18:08,737 --> 00:18:10,937
JERRY:
So I'm glad we had a talk
and worked this out.
525
00:18:10,971 --> 00:18:12,071
Don't you feel
this is better?
526
00:18:12,104 --> 00:18:13,204
This is nice.
527
00:18:13,237 --> 00:18:14,871
Yes. Clothes.
528
00:18:14,904 --> 00:18:16,271
This is normal.
529
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,371
Hey, what are you
doing tomorrow?
530
00:18:18,404 --> 00:18:20,737
I was thinking
that we could go...
531
00:18:22,504 --> 00:18:23,637
MELISSA:
Jerry?
532
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,937
Jerry, are you
listening to me?
533
00:18:26,971 --> 00:18:29,771
Oh. Yeah.
Uh, what? I'm sorry.
534
00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:31,671
I wanted to know
what you were doing tomorrow.
535
00:18:32,837 --> 00:18:34,271
Ah, maybe a haircut,
536
00:18:34,304 --> 00:18:36,571
and I don't know,
maybe I guess...
537
00:18:39,237 --> 00:18:41,271
[♪]
538
00:18:43,337 --> 00:18:45,437
So you broke up.
539
00:18:45,471 --> 00:18:47,437
We couldn't carry on
a conversation.
540
00:18:47,471 --> 00:18:49,404
I kept trying
to picture her naked.
541
00:18:49,437 --> 00:18:51,937
She kept trying
to not picture me naked.
542
00:18:51,971 --> 00:18:53,171
Hang on.
543
00:18:55,337 --> 00:18:57,137
[WHIRRING]
544
00:18:57,171 --> 00:18:58,937
So, what are you up to?
545
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,804
Oh, just cooking up a little
thank you for Puddy.
546
00:19:01,837 --> 00:19:04,237
Hey, how do you make
those radish roses?
547
00:19:04,271 --> 00:19:06,304
Insert a knife
into the center and twist.
548
00:19:06,337 --> 00:19:07,428
Then, to make it bloom,
549
00:19:07,428 --> 00:19:07,471
Then, to make it bloom,
550
00:19:07,504 --> 00:19:09,904
soak it in water
for 30 to 40 minutes.
551
00:19:09,937 --> 00:19:12,237
No problem there.
552
00:19:12,271 --> 00:19:13,671
[♪]
553
00:19:15,337 --> 00:19:17,637
HANKE:
George, thanks for
coming down to talk to me.
554
00:19:17,671 --> 00:19:19,304
I wanted to see you
right away,
555
00:19:19,337 --> 00:19:21,104
but my hours here
aren't very flexible.
556
00:19:21,137 --> 00:19:22,604
I just started yesterday.
557
00:19:22,637 --> 00:19:24,471
Well, I'm here.
What is it?
558
00:19:24,504 --> 00:19:26,537
Well,
I talked to my sponsor,
559
00:19:26,571 --> 00:19:28,637
and, uh,
I've thought it over,
560
00:19:28,671 --> 00:19:30,937
and, you know, my apology
at the coffee shop
561
00:19:30,971 --> 00:19:32,737
was sarcastic and rude,
562
00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:34,237
and you deserve
much better.
563
00:19:34,271 --> 00:19:36,137
Well...
564
00:19:36,171 --> 00:19:37,137
thank you.
565
00:19:37,171 --> 00:19:37,428
You're welcome.
566
00:19:37,428 --> 00:19:38,737
You're welcome.
567
00:19:38,771 --> 00:19:40,937
Can I get
a triple Minuteman Mint?
568
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:41,937
Waffle
or sugar cone?
569
00:19:41,971 --> 00:19:42,937
Uh, excuse me.
570
00:19:42,971 --> 00:19:44,637
Um, Jason...
571
00:19:44,671 --> 00:19:46,604
[CHUCKLES]
572
00:19:46,637 --> 00:19:51,071
I don't wanna get into
a big thing here, but...
573
00:19:51,104 --> 00:19:53,637
I'm not sure if technically
what you just said
574
00:19:53,671 --> 00:19:57,037
was actually an apology.
575
00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:58,937
What?
Can you get on that cone?
576
00:19:58,971 --> 00:20:00,704
Would you hang on
just a second, son?
577
00:20:00,737 --> 00:20:02,204
George, what are
you talking about?
578
00:20:02,237 --> 00:20:03,637
All you said was,
"You're welcome,"
579
00:20:03,671 --> 00:20:05,704
which is nice,
it's very nice,
580
00:20:05,737 --> 00:20:07,428
but I feel I gotta get
the apology.
581
00:20:07,428 --> 00:20:09,304
but I feel I gotta get
the apology.
582
00:20:09,337 --> 00:20:10,937
Is there anybody
else here but you?
583
00:20:10,971 --> 00:20:13,037
I'm alone.
And it's my second day.
584
00:20:13,071 --> 00:20:16,371
And you know, I don't even think
we have that flavor, so...
585
00:20:16,404 --> 00:20:18,104
George, really,
enough. Okay?
586
00:20:18,137 --> 00:20:20,904
I admitted I was wrong.
What more do you want from me?
587
00:20:20,937 --> 00:20:22,271
I would like an apology.
588
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:23,604
All right--
BOY: You try it?
589
00:20:23,637 --> 00:20:25,371
No, this guy doesn't
know what he's doing.
590
00:20:25,404 --> 00:20:27,937
Oh, yes, I do.
Yes, I do, okay?
591
00:20:27,971 --> 00:20:29,937
I'm interacting
with someone here,
592
00:20:29,971 --> 00:20:31,771
if you can understand that.
Now, I'm sorry.
593
00:20:31,804 --> 00:20:33,104
Ah, there it is!
You just said it.
594
00:20:33,137 --> 00:20:34,104
That's what I want!
595
00:20:34,137 --> 00:20:35,604
Now say it again
and tell it to me.
596
00:20:35,637 --> 00:20:37,428
I'm not saying anything to you.
I'm not sorry.
597
00:20:37,428 --> 00:20:37,804
I'm not saying anything to you.
I'm not sorry.
598
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:40,037
I was never sorry.
It was cashmere.
599
00:20:40,071 --> 00:20:41,904
I hate step nine!
600
00:20:41,937 --> 00:20:43,204
Where's that Rum Raisin?
601
00:20:43,237 --> 00:20:44,771
Where is it?
602
00:20:44,804 --> 00:20:46,937
I can't find
anything here.
603
00:20:46,971 --> 00:20:48,704
I need a drink.
604
00:20:48,737 --> 00:20:50,537
Daiquiri Ice,
here we go.
605
00:20:50,571 --> 00:20:51,971
What are you looking at?
606
00:20:52,004 --> 00:20:53,371
Get out! Come on!
607
00:20:53,404 --> 00:20:54,571
Can't you see we're closed?
608
00:20:54,604 --> 00:20:56,771
Get out!
609
00:20:56,804 --> 00:20:58,271
[♪]
610
00:20:58,304 --> 00:20:59,971
ELAINE:
Mmm.
611
00:21:00,004 --> 00:21:01,771
This food
is fantastic, Kramer.
612
00:21:01,804 --> 00:21:03,937
And what a pretty
radish rose, huh?
613
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:04,937
Well, thank you.
614
00:21:04,971 --> 00:21:06,604
Well,
here's to Peggy
615
00:21:06,637 --> 00:21:07,428
on her first week
of being germ-free free.
616
00:21:07,428 --> 00:21:10,771
on her first week
of being germ-free free.
617
00:21:10,804 --> 00:21:12,537
Yeah.
618
00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:13,737
And here's to
David Puddy
619
00:21:13,771 --> 00:21:15,771
for helping me
install a much-needed
620
00:21:15,804 --> 00:21:18,404
and much-appreciated
garbage disposal in my bathtub.
621
00:21:18,437 --> 00:21:19,437
ELAINE:
Ah.
622
00:21:19,471 --> 00:21:22,471
KRAMER:
Yeah.
623
00:21:22,504 --> 00:21:24,471
You have a garbage disposal
in your bathtub?
624
00:21:24,504 --> 00:21:26,604
Oh, yeah, and I use it
all the time.
625
00:21:26,637 --> 00:21:28,004
Yeah. I made
this whole meal in there.
626
00:21:31,637 --> 00:21:33,637
This food was in
the shower with you?
627
00:21:33,671 --> 00:21:35,771
Mm-hmm.
I prepared it as I bathed.
628
00:21:35,804 --> 00:21:37,104
[ALL GAGGING & GROANING]
629
00:21:37,137 --> 00:21:37,428
Oh, germs.
Germs. Germs!
630
00:21:37,428 --> 00:21:40,104
Oh, germs.
Germs. Germs!
631
00:21:40,137 --> 00:21:42,104
[♪]
632
00:21:47,171 --> 00:21:50,104
[♪]
633
00:21:50,137 --> 00:21:52,104
Excuse me. Is this,
uh, Rageaholics?
634
00:21:52,137 --> 00:21:53,404
No. Germ-a-phobes.
635
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:54,337
Thanks.
636
00:21:55,671 --> 00:21:57,037
What are
you guys doing here?
637
00:21:57,071 --> 00:21:58,037
Kramer.
638
00:21:58,071 --> 00:21:59,404
Right.
639
00:22:00,304 --> 00:22:02,971
Hi. I'm, uh, Jason.
640
00:22:03,004 --> 00:22:05,571
I'm a Rageaholic.
641
00:22:05,604 --> 00:22:07,204
ALL:
Hi, Jason.
642
00:22:07,237 --> 00:22:09,304
Uh, this is
my first meeting.
643
00:22:09,337 --> 00:22:10,237
GEORGE:
Step skipper!
644
00:22:10,271 --> 00:22:12,137
That man is a step skipper!
645
00:22:12,171 --> 00:22:14,137
He skips step nine!
646
00:22:14,171 --> 00:22:15,571
Please, step nine.
647
00:22:15,604 --> 00:22:15,805
That's right!
648
00:22:15,805 --> 00:22:16,637
That's right!
649
00:22:16,671 --> 00:22:18,237
He never apologized to me
650
00:22:18,271 --> 00:22:19,137
for saying that I would
651
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,304
stretch out the neck hole
652
00:22:20,337 --> 00:22:21,371
on his sweater.
653
00:22:21,404 --> 00:22:22,571
[ALL LAUGHING]
654
00:22:22,604 --> 00:22:24,137
Wasn't funny.
655
00:22:24,171 --> 00:22:26,104
It was a very nice sweater.
656
00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:27,771
Take a look at his neck,
657
00:22:27,804 --> 00:22:30,071
not to mention the melon
sitting on top of it.
658
00:22:30,104 --> 00:22:32,804
I don't know
if I'd trust him with a V-neck.
659
00:22:34,137 --> 00:22:35,871
He's beboppin' and scattin',
660
00:22:35,904 --> 00:22:37,437
and I'm losing it!
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