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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,584 --> 00:00:02,884 [♪] 2 00:00:02,917 --> 00:00:04,217 JERRY: Yeah. Yeah. 3 00:00:04,251 --> 00:00:05,551 All right. 4 00:00:06,584 --> 00:00:07,717 Uh-huh. 5 00:00:07,751 --> 00:00:08,751 [KNOCKS] 6 00:00:08,784 --> 00:00:10,051 [MUFFLED] Chinese food. 7 00:00:10,084 --> 00:00:11,384 Oh. There's my Chinese food. 8 00:00:11,417 --> 00:00:12,417 I gotta run. 9 00:00:13,317 --> 00:00:15,284 All you. Who was it? 10 00:00:15,317 --> 00:00:16,717 I did a show for a car dealership, 11 00:00:16,751 --> 00:00:18,217 and they're getting me a new Saab. 12 00:00:18,251 --> 00:00:19,217 What about your old car? 13 00:00:19,251 --> 00:00:20,451 Couldn't get the blood out? 14 00:00:20,484 --> 00:00:22,217 Nah. The engine clotted. 15 00:00:22,251 --> 00:00:23,951 You know who set this whole thing up for me? 16 00:00:23,984 --> 00:00:24,951 Frank Merman. 17 00:00:24,984 --> 00:00:26,551 Fragile Frankie Merman? 18 00:00:27,384 --> 00:00:28,617 Never liked that guy. 19 00:00:28,651 --> 00:00:30,000 Why? He's harmless. Every summer, 20 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:30,251 Why? He's harmless. Every summer, 21 00:00:30,284 --> 00:00:32,084 you guys went to camp together. 22 00:00:32,117 --> 00:00:33,184 I was jealous. 23 00:00:33,217 --> 00:00:34,751 It felt like he was the summer me. 24 00:00:34,784 --> 00:00:36,551 He was not the summer you. Eh. 25 00:00:36,584 --> 00:00:38,684 Besides, you had a summer me. 26 00:00:38,717 --> 00:00:40,451 Whitey Fisk, the guy who snuck you 27 00:00:40,484 --> 00:00:42,051 into Last Tango in Paris. 28 00:00:43,384 --> 00:00:45,417 I made him up. 29 00:00:45,451 --> 00:00:47,851 So you never saw Last Tango in Paris? 30 00:00:47,884 --> 00:00:49,084 No. Too bad. 31 00:00:49,117 --> 00:00:50,217 It was erotic. 32 00:00:51,584 --> 00:00:52,551 [DOOR OPENS] 33 00:00:53,284 --> 00:00:54,351 Well... 34 00:00:54,384 --> 00:00:55,351 I've had it with 35 00:00:55,384 --> 00:00:57,317 these jackbooted thugs. 36 00:00:58,551 --> 00:01:00,000 Pottery Barn? 37 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:00,784 Pottery Barn? 38 00:01:00,817 --> 00:01:03,384 I got three Pottery Barn catalogs in one day. 39 00:01:03,417 --> 00:01:05,851 That makes eight this month. 40 00:01:05,884 --> 00:01:07,617 Hm. Mira Sorvino. 41 00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:09,217 Think she'd go out with me? 42 00:01:10,984 --> 00:01:12,517 Why don't you just throw 'em out? 43 00:01:12,551 --> 00:01:13,517 Oh, no. 44 00:01:13,551 --> 00:01:14,517 I've been saving 'em up 45 00:01:14,551 --> 00:01:15,517 here in your apartment. 46 00:01:15,551 --> 00:01:16,517 And now... 47 00:01:16,551 --> 00:01:17,851 it's payback time. 48 00:01:17,884 --> 00:01:20,284 Pottery Barn is in for a world of hurt. 49 00:01:21,584 --> 00:01:22,484 Can I have one? 50 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:26,184 I need one of those old-looking phones. 51 00:01:26,217 --> 00:01:27,717 [SIGHS] 52 00:01:27,751 --> 00:01:29,617 So you want to grab a bite? I can't. 53 00:01:29,651 --> 00:01:30,000 I gotta make the weekly call to the folks. 54 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,384 I gotta make the weekly call to the folks. 55 00:01:31,417 --> 00:01:32,384 So call now. 56 00:01:32,417 --> 00:01:33,384 Gotta prep. 57 00:01:33,417 --> 00:01:34,717 I need a couple anecdotes, 58 00:01:34,751 --> 00:01:36,117 a few you-were-right-abouts. 59 00:01:36,151 --> 00:01:37,451 It's a whole procedure. 60 00:01:37,484 --> 00:01:39,584 Wasn't Fragile Frankie the one that used to 61 00:01:39,617 --> 00:01:41,717 run into the woods every time he got upset? 62 00:01:41,751 --> 00:01:42,884 That's him. Hm. 63 00:01:42,917 --> 00:01:44,451 Is he still nuts? What do you think? 64 00:01:44,484 --> 00:01:46,417 They gave me a new car for 30 minutes of 65 00:01:46,451 --> 00:01:47,717 "So, who's from out of town?" 66 00:01:51,384 --> 00:01:52,851 [♪] 67 00:01:52,884 --> 00:01:54,084 PUDDY: Seriously, 68 00:01:54,117 --> 00:01:56,491 is this the best okra you've ever had, or what? 69 00:01:56,524 --> 00:01:58,924 Mmm. Delish. 70 00:01:58,958 --> 00:01:59,924 Delish? 71 00:01:59,958 --> 00:02:00,924 Delish. 72 00:02:00,958 --> 00:02:03,158 You know, short for delicious. 73 00:02:03,191 --> 00:02:04,691 Oh. Like scrump. 74 00:02:06,058 --> 00:02:07,358 Yeah. 75 00:02:09,124 --> 00:02:10,858 I'm gonna be late. I'll see you later. 76 00:02:13,291 --> 00:02:14,824 Excuse me. Can I borrow your ketchup? 77 00:02:14,858 --> 00:02:16,124 Oh, sure. 78 00:02:17,691 --> 00:02:19,024 [MAGICAL HARP PLAYS] 79 00:02:21,991 --> 00:02:23,358 Thanks. 80 00:02:25,891 --> 00:02:27,458 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 81 00:02:27,491 --> 00:02:28,424 ESTELLE: Hello? 82 00:02:28,458 --> 00:02:29,624 Hey, it's Georgie. 83 00:02:29,658 --> 00:02:31,491 Let me put your father on the phone. 84 00:02:31,524 --> 00:02:32,491 GEORGE: Ma-- 85 00:02:32,524 --> 00:02:34,758 Who's this? 86 00:02:34,791 --> 00:02:37,124 Dad, it's me. 87 00:02:37,158 --> 00:02:39,591 Hey, uh, listen. I was at, uh, Fortunoff's the other day, 88 00:02:39,624 --> 00:02:41,024 and you know what? You were right. 89 00:02:41,058 --> 00:02:42,291 [KNOCKING] 90 00:02:42,324 --> 00:02:44,458 [MUFFLED VOICE THROUGH PHONE] Chinese food. 91 00:02:44,491 --> 00:02:47,358 FRANK: Sorry, George, our Chinese food just came. 92 00:02:47,391 --> 00:02:48,358 Talk to you later. 93 00:02:48,391 --> 00:02:49,358 Chinese food? 94 00:02:49,391 --> 00:02:50,527 [DIAL TONE] 95 00:02:50,527 --> 00:02:50,958 [DIAL TONE] 96 00:02:50,991 --> 00:02:53,024 [♪] 97 00:02:56,024 --> 00:02:57,958 Hey, you like sending out catalogs! 98 00:02:57,991 --> 00:03:00,358 How do you like getting 'em back?! 99 00:03:08,891 --> 00:03:11,358 [♪] 100 00:03:12,624 --> 00:03:14,591 JERRY: So? Maybe they had Chinese food. 101 00:03:14,624 --> 00:03:16,524 After dark? Please. 102 00:03:16,558 --> 00:03:18,858 At their age, that's like swallowing stun grenades. 103 00:03:20,024 --> 00:03:20,527 Well, there's one way to check. 104 00:03:20,527 --> 00:03:21,358 Well, there's one way to check. 105 00:03:21,391 --> 00:03:23,191 Where there's Chinese food... 106 00:03:23,224 --> 00:03:24,891 there's leftovers. 107 00:03:27,491 --> 00:03:30,258 Well, gentlemen... [CLICKS TONGUE] 108 00:03:30,291 --> 00:03:31,958 ...Laney is... 109 00:03:31,991 --> 00:03:32,958 in love. 110 00:03:32,991 --> 00:03:33,958 [CLAPS HANDS] 111 00:03:33,991 --> 00:03:34,991 That's dynamite. 112 00:03:35,024 --> 00:03:36,624 Yeah, I'll look for the leftovers. 113 00:03:36,658 --> 00:03:38,124 Yeah. Hey. Hey, hey. 114 00:03:38,158 --> 00:03:40,091 I met this guy. 115 00:03:40,124 --> 00:03:41,258 And it was like this... 116 00:03:41,291 --> 00:03:43,291 totally unreal 117 00:03:43,324 --> 00:03:45,124 fairy-tale moment. 118 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:46,558 Wasn't Whitey Fisk, was it? 119 00:03:47,891 --> 00:03:50,091 Oh, George's friend. Whatever happened to him? 120 00:03:50,124 --> 00:03:50,527 Nothing. I don't-- I don't know. 121 00:03:50,527 --> 00:03:52,024 Nothing. I don't-- I don't know. 122 00:03:52,058 --> 00:03:53,058 I-- I got to go. 123 00:03:54,724 --> 00:03:55,991 So this is beautiful. 124 00:03:56,024 --> 00:03:57,858 You and Puddy and this new guy 125 00:03:57,891 --> 00:04:00,324 in a big pot of love stew. 126 00:04:00,358 --> 00:04:02,358 Oh, yeah. 127 00:04:02,391 --> 00:04:03,458 Puddy. 128 00:04:04,658 --> 00:04:06,024 Well, I won't fire him 129 00:04:06,058 --> 00:04:08,358 until I see if this new guy can, uh... 130 00:04:08,391 --> 00:04:10,858 [CLICKS TONGUE] ...handle the workload. 131 00:04:13,891 --> 00:04:14,858 Will you look at this? 132 00:04:14,891 --> 00:04:16,458 More catalogs. 133 00:04:16,491 --> 00:04:18,358 Omaha Steaks, Mac Warehouse, 134 00:04:18,391 --> 00:04:19,491 Newsweek? 135 00:04:19,524 --> 00:04:20,527 I can't stop all these companies, 136 00:04:20,527 --> 00:04:21,458 I can't stop all these companies, 137 00:04:21,491 --> 00:04:23,424 so I'm gonna attack this problem 138 00:04:23,458 --> 00:04:24,791 at the choke point. [CLICKS] 139 00:04:24,824 --> 00:04:26,091 Stop the mail? 140 00:04:26,124 --> 00:04:28,024 [SNAPS] That's even better. 141 00:04:29,158 --> 00:04:32,158 [♪] 142 00:04:32,191 --> 00:04:33,158 Jerry. 143 00:04:33,191 --> 00:04:34,691 Hey, Frankie. 144 00:04:34,724 --> 00:04:35,958 So where's the car? 145 00:04:35,991 --> 00:04:36,991 This is it. 146 00:04:39,191 --> 00:04:40,191 Inside the van? 147 00:04:40,224 --> 00:04:41,424 It is the van. 148 00:04:41,458 --> 00:04:42,691 Don't you remember? 149 00:04:42,724 --> 00:04:44,991 We always talked about how cool it would be 150 00:04:45,024 --> 00:04:47,291 to have a van and just drive. 151 00:04:47,324 --> 00:04:49,124 We were 10. 152 00:04:49,158 --> 00:04:50,527 Come on. Let's take it for a spin. 153 00:04:50,527 --> 00:04:51,358 Come on. Let's take it for a spin. 154 00:04:52,524 --> 00:04:54,191 I don't want a van. [DOOR OPENS] 155 00:04:54,224 --> 00:04:55,924 Well, just tell him you want the Saab. 156 00:04:55,958 --> 00:04:56,924 You don't understand. 157 00:04:56,958 --> 00:04:58,758 This is Fragile Frankie Merman. 158 00:04:58,791 --> 00:05:00,458 When we were in camp, if you upset him, 159 00:05:00,491 --> 00:05:03,324 he'd run into the woods, dig a hole and sit in it. 160 00:05:03,358 --> 00:05:05,524 Well, I have an idea. 161 00:05:05,558 --> 00:05:06,658 Keep the van, 162 00:05:06,691 --> 00:05:08,824 and just get a bumper sticker that says, 163 00:05:08,858 --> 00:05:10,491 "If this van's a-rockin', 164 00:05:10,524 --> 00:05:13,091 don't come a-knockin'." 165 00:05:13,124 --> 00:05:14,491 Always helpful. 166 00:05:14,524 --> 00:05:16,358 [♪] 167 00:05:16,391 --> 00:05:18,258 ESTELLE: Oh, Georgie. [GEORGE CHUCKLES] 168 00:05:18,291 --> 00:05:19,624 What are you doing here? 169 00:05:19,658 --> 00:05:20,527 Just dropped in for a visit. 170 00:05:20,527 --> 00:05:21,324 Just dropped in for a visit. 171 00:05:21,358 --> 00:05:22,624 You, uh... 172 00:05:22,658 --> 00:05:24,191 You never called me back. 173 00:05:24,224 --> 00:05:26,358 Uh, the phone broke. 174 00:05:27,858 --> 00:05:29,024 Well, we gotta get moving. 175 00:05:30,224 --> 00:05:31,758 What? Where are you going? 176 00:05:31,791 --> 00:05:33,291 We have a catered affair. 177 00:05:33,324 --> 00:05:34,791 You're going like that? 178 00:05:34,824 --> 00:05:36,591 It's creative black tie. 179 00:05:36,624 --> 00:05:38,058 Move, woman. 180 00:05:45,124 --> 00:05:46,458 No Chinese leftovers. 181 00:05:47,524 --> 00:05:49,158 George is getting suspicious. 182 00:05:49,191 --> 00:05:50,527 [♪] 183 00:05:50,527 --> 00:05:51,224 [♪] 184 00:05:53,458 --> 00:05:55,791 Elaine. Sorry I'm late. 185 00:05:55,824 --> 00:05:57,858 [MAGICAL HARP PLAYS] 186 00:06:00,124 --> 00:06:01,924 I'm gonna be in the can. 187 00:06:01,958 --> 00:06:03,924 Okay, Jack. 188 00:06:03,958 --> 00:06:05,658 Oh, can I use your phone? 189 00:06:05,691 --> 00:06:06,624 Sure. 190 00:06:10,324 --> 00:06:11,791 Puddy? It's Elaine. 191 00:06:11,824 --> 00:06:13,258 We're through. 192 00:06:13,291 --> 00:06:14,958 Yeah. That's right. Again. 193 00:06:15,791 --> 00:06:17,258 Thanks. 194 00:06:17,291 --> 00:06:19,458 [♪] 195 00:06:20,624 --> 00:06:22,258 FRANKIE: Nice captain's chairs, huh? 196 00:06:22,291 --> 00:06:23,524 Aye, aye. 197 00:06:24,624 --> 00:06:25,658 Oh, there's a spot. 198 00:06:25,691 --> 00:06:26,658 Just back up. 199 00:06:26,691 --> 00:06:27,924 [BEEPING] 200 00:06:27,958 --> 00:06:30,624 Oh, hold on. There must be a truck backing up. 201 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:31,824 No. That's us. 202 00:06:31,858 --> 00:06:33,491 Great. 203 00:06:33,524 --> 00:06:35,158 You know, Frankie... 204 00:06:35,191 --> 00:06:36,424 I was wondering. 205 00:06:36,458 --> 00:06:38,324 What if I decided that it's... 206 00:06:38,358 --> 00:06:40,024 silly to have a van because, 207 00:06:40,058 --> 00:06:41,458 you know... 208 00:06:41,491 --> 00:06:43,491 I live in New York City. 209 00:06:45,124 --> 00:06:47,691 Is there maybe some way I could exchange it? 210 00:06:47,724 --> 00:06:49,124 You don't like the van. 211 00:06:49,158 --> 00:06:50,527 No. No, no. It's just hypothetically. 212 00:06:50,527 --> 00:06:51,358 No. No, no. It's just hypothetically. 213 00:06:51,391 --> 00:06:52,791 I gotta go to the park. 214 00:06:52,824 --> 00:06:54,091 No. No, you don't. 215 00:06:54,124 --> 00:06:55,324 No woods. 216 00:06:55,358 --> 00:06:56,924 I love the van. 217 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:58,424 I'm a van guy. 218 00:06:58,458 --> 00:07:01,191 [♪] 219 00:07:01,224 --> 00:07:02,258 KRAMER: Check it out. 220 00:07:02,291 --> 00:07:04,491 Rain and sleet may not stop them. 221 00:07:04,524 --> 00:07:05,758 But let's see them get by... 222 00:07:05,791 --> 00:07:07,058 these bricks. 223 00:07:08,624 --> 00:07:09,824 Where'd you get the bricks? 224 00:07:09,858 --> 00:07:12,058 Jerry, the whole building is brick. 225 00:07:13,858 --> 00:07:15,791 So you want to take a ride with me out to Jersey? 226 00:07:15,824 --> 00:07:17,824 I'm gonna try and sell the van to a lot. 227 00:07:17,858 --> 00:07:19,858 A dealer? Are you insane? 228 00:07:19,891 --> 00:07:20,527 No. Take out an ad. 229 00:07:20,527 --> 00:07:20,991 No. Take out an ad. 230 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:22,424 Sell it privately. 231 00:07:22,458 --> 00:07:23,691 I don't wanna meet the people 232 00:07:23,724 --> 00:07:25,658 that are in the market for a used van. 233 00:07:25,691 --> 00:07:26,958 [♪] 234 00:07:26,991 --> 00:07:28,658 Come on, Jerry, just let me help you. 235 00:07:28,691 --> 00:07:29,658 Okay. 236 00:07:29,691 --> 00:07:31,658 All right. Okay. 237 00:07:31,691 --> 00:07:33,491 Here we go. Yeah. 238 00:07:33,524 --> 00:07:35,991 So, uh, for sale, huh? 239 00:07:36,024 --> 00:07:37,524 For sale. 240 00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:39,124 A big... 241 00:07:39,158 --> 00:07:40,491 juicy... 242 00:07:40,524 --> 00:07:41,491 van. 243 00:07:43,291 --> 00:07:45,824 And, ooh... we gotta put down, 244 00:07:45,858 --> 00:07:48,158 "interesting trades... 245 00:07:48,191 --> 00:07:49,158 considered." 246 00:07:49,191 --> 00:07:50,424 I don't want a trade. 247 00:07:50,458 --> 00:07:50,527 No, no, no, no. You don't have to. 248 00:07:50,527 --> 00:07:51,924 No, no, no, no. You don't have to. 249 00:07:51,958 --> 00:07:53,991 See, it's all about tickling their buying bone. 250 00:07:54,024 --> 00:07:55,524 [CLICKS TONGUE] 251 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:57,691 Hey, you know what? This is all your mail. 252 00:07:57,724 --> 00:07:59,624 They're putting it in my box now. 253 00:07:59,658 --> 00:08:01,424 Let me see that. 254 00:08:01,458 --> 00:08:02,691 Oh. That's it. 255 00:08:02,724 --> 00:08:05,291 They have gone too far. 256 00:08:05,324 --> 00:08:07,858 They keep pushing me and pushing me! 257 00:08:07,891 --> 00:08:10,324 Now I got no choice but to go down there... 258 00:08:10,358 --> 00:08:11,658 and talk to them. 259 00:08:14,191 --> 00:08:15,491 Hey, Jerry. [CLICKS TONGUE] 260 00:08:15,524 --> 00:08:17,324 I'd like you to meet someone. 261 00:08:17,358 --> 00:08:18,958 This is Jack. 262 00:08:22,191 --> 00:08:23,724 [MAGICAL HARP PLAYING] 263 00:08:24,991 --> 00:08:26,791 [♪] 264 00:08:26,824 --> 00:08:27,824 WOMAN: May I help you? 265 00:08:27,858 --> 00:08:29,424 Yeah. I'd like to cancel my mail. 266 00:08:29,458 --> 00:08:31,624 Certainly. How long would you like us to hold it? 267 00:08:31,658 --> 00:08:33,124 Oh, no, no. I don't think you get me. 268 00:08:33,158 --> 00:08:34,658 I want out. Permanently. 269 00:08:36,024 --> 00:08:37,424 I'll handle this, Violet. 270 00:08:37,458 --> 00:08:39,158 Why don't you take your three-hour break? 271 00:08:40,291 --> 00:08:41,658 Oh, calm down, everyone. 272 00:08:41,691 --> 00:08:44,124 No one's canceling any mail. 273 00:08:44,158 --> 00:08:45,658 Oh, yes, I am. 274 00:08:45,691 --> 00:08:46,858 Well, what about your bills? 275 00:08:46,891 --> 00:08:48,091 The bank can pay 'em. 276 00:08:48,124 --> 00:08:49,091 The bank. Mm. 277 00:08:49,124 --> 00:08:50,527 What about your cards and letters? 278 00:08:50,527 --> 00:08:50,958 What about your cards and letters? 279 00:08:50,991 --> 00:08:53,258 E-mail, telephones, fax machines, 280 00:08:53,291 --> 00:08:55,858 FedEx, Telex, telegrams, 281 00:08:55,891 --> 00:08:57,091 holograms-- 282 00:08:57,124 --> 00:08:58,524 [WHISPERS] All right, it's true! 283 00:08:58,558 --> 00:08:59,758 Of course nobody needs mail. 284 00:08:59,791 --> 00:09:00,924 What--? What do you think 285 00:09:00,958 --> 00:09:03,124 you're so clever, figuring that one out? 286 00:09:03,158 --> 00:09:06,091 [WHISPERS] But you don't know the half of what goes on here. 287 00:09:06,124 --> 00:09:08,758 So just walk away, Kramer. 288 00:09:08,791 --> 00:09:09,958 I beg of you. 289 00:09:11,291 --> 00:09:12,591 Is everything all right here, 290 00:09:12,624 --> 00:09:14,758 postal employee Newman? 291 00:09:14,791 --> 00:09:15,924 Yes, sir. 292 00:09:15,958 --> 00:09:18,358 I believe everything is all squared away. 293 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,358 Isn't it... 294 00:09:19,391 --> 00:09:20,358 Mr. Kramer? 295 00:09:20,391 --> 00:09:20,527 Oh, yeah. 296 00:09:20,527 --> 00:09:21,358 Oh, yeah. 297 00:09:21,391 --> 00:09:23,458 As long as I stop getting mail. 298 00:09:24,191 --> 00:09:25,824 [LAUGHS] 299 00:09:25,858 --> 00:09:27,624 [♪] 300 00:09:29,524 --> 00:09:30,491 Welcome back. 301 00:09:30,524 --> 00:09:31,858 [GASPS] 302 00:09:31,891 --> 00:09:33,758 Pretty quick for a, uh... 303 00:09:33,791 --> 00:09:34,924 catered affair. 304 00:09:34,958 --> 00:09:36,358 I don't know what you mean. 305 00:09:37,458 --> 00:09:39,424 You ditched me. That's twice. 306 00:09:39,458 --> 00:09:41,358 Now I demand to know what's going on! 307 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:45,858 George, we've had it with you. 308 00:09:45,891 --> 00:09:46,858 Understand? 309 00:09:46,891 --> 00:09:48,991 We love you like a son... 310 00:09:49,024 --> 00:09:50,527 but even parents have limits. 311 00:09:50,527 --> 00:09:50,958 but even parents have limits. 312 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:52,291 ESTELLE: The breakups, 313 00:09:52,324 --> 00:09:54,591 the firings, and every Sunday 314 00:09:54,624 --> 00:09:56,024 with the calls. 315 00:09:56,058 --> 00:09:58,458 What my wife is trying to say 316 00:09:58,491 --> 00:10:00,758 is this is supposed to be our time. 317 00:10:00,791 --> 00:10:02,024 I'm not following. 318 00:10:02,058 --> 00:10:03,924 I'm sorry, George. We're cutting you loose. 319 00:10:03,958 --> 00:10:05,358 You're cutting me loose? 320 00:10:06,458 --> 00:10:07,491 Now, if you'll excuse me, 321 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:09,024 I'm gonna make love to your mother. 322 00:10:14,824 --> 00:10:16,291 [♪] 323 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:18,424 GEORGE: They don't want to see me anymore. 324 00:10:18,458 --> 00:10:20,758 But this is what you've always wanted. 325 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:22,788 It is. 326 00:10:24,154 --> 00:10:25,588 Just not ready yet. 327 00:10:25,621 --> 00:10:26,921 Ah, that's kind of sweet. 328 00:10:26,954 --> 00:10:28,421 Ah, shut up, Jerry. 329 00:10:28,454 --> 00:10:30,688 My parents think they can ignore me. 330 00:10:31,854 --> 00:10:33,454 Heh-heh. 331 00:10:33,488 --> 00:10:34,954 Well, they better think again. 332 00:10:34,988 --> 00:10:36,821 Oh, no. George, please. 333 00:10:36,854 --> 00:10:37,954 What are you gonna do? 334 00:10:37,988 --> 00:10:39,621 You remember my cousin, Rhisa? 335 00:10:40,688 --> 00:10:41,654 I'm gonna date her. 336 00:10:41,688 --> 00:10:43,421 Mother of God. 337 00:10:43,454 --> 00:10:43,947 One little wink. 338 00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:44,654 One little wink. 339 00:10:44,688 --> 00:10:46,354 She'll freak out, tell my parents. 340 00:10:46,388 --> 00:10:47,754 They'll be all over me. 341 00:10:47,788 --> 00:10:48,754 Hah. 342 00:10:48,788 --> 00:10:50,021 What is this tape? 343 00:10:50,054 --> 00:10:52,588 That guy Elaine's dating seems really familiar to me. 344 00:10:52,621 --> 00:10:53,854 I think he might be a comedian 345 00:10:53,888 --> 00:10:55,221 I worked with one time. 346 00:10:56,488 --> 00:10:57,454 Wait a second. Wha--? 347 00:10:57,488 --> 00:10:58,921 What-- What is this? 348 00:10:58,954 --> 00:11:00,954 ANNOUNCER: This weekend, Nobody Beats The Wiz 349 00:11:00,988 --> 00:11:03,854 is slashing prices on our entire stock. 350 00:11:03,888 --> 00:11:06,854 Nobody beats me because I'm the Wiz. 351 00:11:06,888 --> 00:11:08,454 Yes. I'm the Wiz. 352 00:11:08,488 --> 00:11:10,121 I'm the Wiz. 353 00:11:12,454 --> 00:11:13,947 That is the guy. 354 00:11:13,947 --> 00:11:14,454 That is the guy. 355 00:11:14,488 --> 00:11:16,288 Elaine's in love with the Wiz guy? 356 00:11:16,321 --> 00:11:18,121 No. She thinks she's in love with him, 357 00:11:18,154 --> 00:11:20,254 but she's just remembering this old commercial. 358 00:11:20,288 --> 00:11:21,754 That's pretty pathetic. 359 00:11:21,788 --> 00:11:23,621 I know. They're not even related. 360 00:11:25,221 --> 00:11:26,521 Hey. 361 00:11:26,554 --> 00:11:28,288 Uh, hey. [SLAPS THIGH] 362 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:29,454 I'm gonna get going. 363 00:11:29,488 --> 00:11:31,021 Hey, have fun at the family reunion. 364 00:11:31,054 --> 00:11:32,421 [LAUGHS] 365 00:11:32,454 --> 00:11:33,488 [DOOR CLOSES] 366 00:11:34,121 --> 00:11:35,088 So... 367 00:11:35,121 --> 00:11:37,754 what do you know about this Jack fella? 368 00:11:37,788 --> 00:11:38,921 Isn't he the best? 369 00:11:38,954 --> 00:11:41,254 Yeah. Nobody beats him. 370 00:11:41,288 --> 00:11:43,321 Yeah. [GIGGLES] 371 00:11:43,354 --> 00:11:43,947 What kind of work does he do? 372 00:11:43,947 --> 00:11:44,754 What kind of work does he do? 373 00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:47,021 Oh. Right now he's a fact-checker 374 00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:48,421 for New York magazine. 375 00:11:48,454 --> 00:11:50,088 It's not much, 376 00:11:50,121 --> 00:11:53,421 but it has a certain kind of quiet dignity. 377 00:11:53,454 --> 00:11:55,121 [REFRESHED SIGH] 378 00:11:55,154 --> 00:11:56,721 Right. Quiet dignity. 379 00:11:57,821 --> 00:11:59,921 As opposed to, say... 380 00:11:59,954 --> 00:12:01,021 this? 381 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,088 Nobody beats me, 382 00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:04,121 because I'm the Wiz. 383 00:12:04,154 --> 00:12:05,421 Yes, I'm the Wiz. Oh, no. 384 00:12:05,454 --> 00:12:07,154 Oh, yes. 385 00:12:07,188 --> 00:12:10,121 [TELEPHONE RINGS] [MAGICAL HARP PLAYING] 386 00:12:10,154 --> 00:12:11,421 Hello. 387 00:12:11,454 --> 00:12:13,254 Yeah, the van is still for sale. 388 00:12:13,288 --> 00:12:13,947 Sure, come on by. 389 00:12:13,947 --> 00:12:14,721 Sure, come on by. 390 00:12:15,888 --> 00:12:17,521 Yeah, I called about the van. 391 00:12:17,554 --> 00:12:20,688 [♪] 392 00:12:20,721 --> 00:12:21,854 GEORGE: Some more merlot? 393 00:12:21,888 --> 00:12:23,388 Yeah, thanks. Sure. 394 00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:28,288 You know, Rhisa, I, uh-- 395 00:12:28,321 --> 00:12:29,388 [SLURPING] 396 00:12:30,888 --> 00:12:33,288 I've always found you very attractive. 397 00:12:34,288 --> 00:12:35,921 What? 398 00:12:35,954 --> 00:12:38,188 I know it may sound... 399 00:12:38,221 --> 00:12:39,688 shocking... 400 00:12:39,721 --> 00:12:41,821 but, uh, I just can't 401 00:12:41,854 --> 00:12:43,688 stop myself from... 402 00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:43,947 wanting you. 403 00:12:43,947 --> 00:12:44,754 wanting you. 404 00:12:44,788 --> 00:12:46,154 You want to borrow money, right? 405 00:12:47,221 --> 00:12:48,521 No. No. I-- 406 00:12:48,554 --> 00:12:51,154 I just want us to be... 407 00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:52,421 together. 408 00:12:52,454 --> 00:12:53,988 All right. 409 00:12:55,054 --> 00:12:56,654 All right? 410 00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:57,988 Let's go for it. 411 00:12:58,021 --> 00:12:59,154 Well... 412 00:12:59,188 --> 00:13:01,688 we could dance around it a little first. 413 00:13:01,721 --> 00:13:02,921 Nah. 414 00:13:02,954 --> 00:13:04,154 Let's be bad, George. 415 00:13:04,188 --> 00:13:05,854 Let's be really...bad. 416 00:13:05,888 --> 00:13:06,854 Whoa. Whoa. Easy. 417 00:13:10,521 --> 00:13:11,821 So how come you're selling it? 418 00:13:11,854 --> 00:13:13,947 You know why I'm selling it. 419 00:13:13,947 --> 00:13:13,954 You know why I'm selling it. 420 00:13:13,988 --> 00:13:15,254 I hate it. 421 00:13:15,288 --> 00:13:16,454 How many miles? 422 00:13:16,488 --> 00:13:17,454 Two. 423 00:13:17,488 --> 00:13:19,188 City or highway? 424 00:13:19,221 --> 00:13:21,654 Look, do you really want to buy this thing or what? 425 00:13:21,688 --> 00:13:22,921 Hey, hey, hey, take it easy. 426 00:13:22,954 --> 00:13:24,154 I'm not gonna be pressured. 427 00:13:24,188 --> 00:13:25,688 I'll walk away right now. 428 00:13:27,688 --> 00:13:28,854 Is this thing bent? 429 00:13:33,388 --> 00:13:34,488 I'm not paying for that. 430 00:13:34,521 --> 00:13:35,988 All right. Just get out of here. 431 00:13:36,021 --> 00:13:38,188 All right, look. Look, I'm gonna be honest. 432 00:13:38,221 --> 00:13:40,588 I'm very interested in the van. 433 00:13:40,621 --> 00:13:41,588 Okay, fine. 434 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:42,788 What do I have to do 435 00:13:42,821 --> 00:13:43,947 to put you in this van today? 436 00:13:43,947 --> 00:13:45,154 to put you in this van today? 437 00:13:45,188 --> 00:13:46,454 Well, I don't have any money, 438 00:13:46,488 --> 00:13:48,421 but it, uh, says right here: 439 00:13:48,454 --> 00:13:50,288 "Interesting trades considered." 440 00:13:50,321 --> 00:13:51,421 You put that in! 441 00:13:51,454 --> 00:13:53,488 Glad I did. 442 00:13:53,521 --> 00:13:54,488 Here. 443 00:13:55,654 --> 00:13:57,288 You want to trade me an undershirt. 444 00:13:57,321 --> 00:14:00,321 No, I want to trade you screen legend Anthony Quinn's 445 00:14:00,354 --> 00:14:01,621 undershirt. 446 00:14:01,654 --> 00:14:03,621 He took this off to do sit-ups in the park, 447 00:14:03,654 --> 00:14:05,454 and I nabbed it. [TAPS SHOULDER] 448 00:14:05,488 --> 00:14:07,088 That's disgusting. 449 00:14:07,121 --> 00:14:09,188 Well, that's my final offer. 450 00:14:09,221 --> 00:14:12,254 [♪] 451 00:14:12,288 --> 00:14:13,947 You dumped me for some idiotic TV pitchman? 452 00:14:13,947 --> 00:14:15,288 You dumped me for some idiotic TV pitchman? 453 00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:17,421 Look, I'm sorry, Puddy. 454 00:14:17,454 --> 00:14:19,354 It-- It was a mistake. So let's just-- 455 00:14:19,388 --> 00:14:22,088 Let's just put it behind us, and we can continue 456 00:14:22,121 --> 00:14:23,954 as if this never happened. 457 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:24,954 Jeez, I don't know. 458 00:14:24,988 --> 00:14:26,154 What if we're out somewhere, 459 00:14:26,188 --> 00:14:27,688 and you see the Maytag repairman? 460 00:14:27,721 --> 00:14:29,021 [LAUGHS] 461 00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:31,588 You're not taking me back? 462 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:32,554 That's right. 463 00:14:33,988 --> 00:14:35,454 He's not idiotic. 464 00:14:35,488 --> 00:14:36,754 He's the Wiz. 465 00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:39,021 And nobody beats him. 466 00:14:40,154 --> 00:14:41,221 [SADLY] Nobody. 467 00:14:43,821 --> 00:14:43,947 Here you go. Mail is evil. 468 00:14:43,947 --> 00:14:44,921 Here you go. Mail is evil. 469 00:14:44,954 --> 00:14:45,954 Pass it on. 470 00:14:45,988 --> 00:14:46,954 Hey, mail blows. 471 00:14:46,988 --> 00:14:48,321 Fax it to a friend. 472 00:14:49,788 --> 00:14:51,921 Why does this dummy have a bucket on its head? 473 00:14:51,954 --> 00:14:54,254 Because we're blind to their tyranny. 474 00:14:54,288 --> 00:14:56,121 Then shouldn't you be wearing the bucket? 475 00:14:56,154 --> 00:14:58,121 Yeah. Move along, Betty. 476 00:15:00,188 --> 00:15:02,188 Is this, uh, Jerry Seinfeld's van? 477 00:15:02,221 --> 00:15:03,688 Well, not anymore. 478 00:15:03,721 --> 00:15:06,921 He traded it to me for some Hollywood memorabilia. 479 00:15:06,954 --> 00:15:08,088 I'm, so-- 480 00:15:08,121 --> 00:15:09,854 I'm so stupid. What? 481 00:15:09,888 --> 00:15:11,121 I'm so stupid. 482 00:15:11,154 --> 00:15:12,221 Uh, excuse me. I'm sorry. 483 00:15:13,221 --> 00:15:13,947 Yeah, nice to meet you. 484 00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:14,854 Yeah, nice to meet you. 485 00:15:14,888 --> 00:15:16,954 [♪] 486 00:15:16,988 --> 00:15:18,788 JERRY: She's into it? 487 00:15:18,821 --> 00:15:20,321 She's leaving me dirty messages 488 00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:21,388 on my answering machine. 489 00:15:22,854 --> 00:15:24,954 So have your parents found out about it? 490 00:15:24,988 --> 00:15:26,121 She wants to keep it quiet. 491 00:15:26,154 --> 00:15:28,321 She thinks we have a real future together. 492 00:15:28,354 --> 00:15:30,054 It's a brave new world, all right. 493 00:15:31,888 --> 00:15:32,854 Hey, guys. 494 00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:34,188 Hey, uh. Huh? 495 00:15:34,221 --> 00:15:36,188 Hey, how's the anti-mail campaign going? Oh. 496 00:15:36,221 --> 00:15:37,454 It's fantastic. 497 00:15:37,488 --> 00:15:39,621 We were out in front of the post office today... 498 00:15:39,654 --> 00:15:41,421 and not one person went in. 499 00:15:41,454 --> 00:15:42,354 It's Sunday. 500 00:15:44,354 --> 00:15:46,754 Why is the mailman wearing a bucket? 501 00:15:46,788 --> 00:15:47,954 Huh? 502 00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:50,488 Well, it symbolizes our persecution. 503 00:15:50,521 --> 00:15:52,321 Then shouldn't you be wearing the bucket? 504 00:15:52,354 --> 00:15:53,921 Oh. 505 00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,921 Hey, I want my van keys back. 506 00:15:55,954 --> 00:15:57,321 Uh...well, I, uh-- 507 00:15:57,354 --> 00:15:59,954 I thought we made a deal for Quinn's T-shirt. 508 00:15:59,988 --> 00:16:01,421 Are you insane? 509 00:16:01,454 --> 00:16:03,254 Give 'em. No, I can't. I can't. 510 00:16:03,288 --> 00:16:05,121 See, I-- I told Frank he could borrow it. 511 00:16:05,154 --> 00:16:06,988 Yeah, he wants to move some of George's stuff 512 00:16:07,021 --> 00:16:08,154 into storage. 513 00:16:08,188 --> 00:16:10,154 Wait a minute. 514 00:16:10,188 --> 00:16:11,588 He's picking up the van tonight? 515 00:16:11,621 --> 00:16:12,788 This is perfect. 516 00:16:12,821 --> 00:16:13,947 I'll drive Rhisa to someplace romantic, 517 00:16:13,947 --> 00:16:14,821 I'll drive Rhisa to someplace romantic, 518 00:16:14,854 --> 00:16:16,754 then when my father slides the door open... 519 00:16:16,788 --> 00:16:17,754 I'm in the van 520 00:16:17,788 --> 00:16:19,454 kissing his brother's daughter. 521 00:16:19,488 --> 00:16:20,821 [LAUGHS] 522 00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:22,821 Oh, listen, Jerry. One of your friends came by. 523 00:16:22,854 --> 00:16:25,121 And he was very upset that I had your wheels. 524 00:16:25,154 --> 00:16:26,454 Oh, no. Not Frankie. 525 00:16:26,488 --> 00:16:27,521 I didn't catch his name. 526 00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:29,454 But then he went running into the park. 527 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:31,288 Oh, no. The woods. 528 00:16:31,321 --> 00:16:32,454 The hole. 529 00:16:32,488 --> 00:16:33,554 [BUCKET CLATTERS] 530 00:16:36,988 --> 00:16:37,954 Hey. 531 00:16:37,988 --> 00:16:39,854 Kramer. What the hell are you doing? 532 00:16:39,888 --> 00:16:42,821 I know. I'm gonna switch the bucket to something else. 533 00:16:42,854 --> 00:16:43,947 Not that. 534 00:16:43,947 --> 00:16:43,954 Not that. 535 00:16:43,988 --> 00:16:45,288 What? 536 00:16:45,321 --> 00:16:46,454 You're in trouble, Kramer. 537 00:16:46,488 --> 00:16:47,754 I shouldn't be talking to you, 538 00:16:47,788 --> 00:16:49,321 but I'm telling you as a friend. 539 00:16:49,354 --> 00:16:50,621 Here's how it's gonna happen: 540 00:16:50,654 --> 00:16:51,788 You may be walking, 541 00:16:51,821 --> 00:16:54,121 maybe on a crisp autumn day just like today, 542 00:16:54,154 --> 00:16:55,788 when a mail truck will slow beside you. 543 00:16:55,821 --> 00:16:56,921 And the door will open. 544 00:16:56,954 --> 00:16:59,121 And a mailman you know, maybe even trust, 545 00:16:59,154 --> 00:17:00,621 will offer to give you a lift. 546 00:17:00,654 --> 00:17:01,621 Are you through? 547 00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:04,121 No! And no one will ever see you again! 548 00:17:04,154 --> 00:17:05,121 Are you through? 549 00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:06,421 Yes. 550 00:17:06,454 --> 00:17:07,921 No, wait. 551 00:17:07,954 --> 00:17:08,888 Okay, yes. 552 00:17:11,621 --> 00:17:12,621 [TIRES SCREECH] 553 00:17:15,021 --> 00:17:16,421 Quick. Get in. 554 00:17:16,454 --> 00:17:17,854 Oh, no, no, no. 555 00:17:17,888 --> 00:17:19,921 That's exactly how you said it was going down. 556 00:17:19,954 --> 00:17:21,921 There's another way, and it's going down now. 557 00:17:21,954 --> 00:17:23,654 No, you said a mailman I know, 558 00:17:23,688 --> 00:17:25,754 and you're a mailman I know. 559 00:17:25,788 --> 00:17:27,688 I know you know, but you don't know what I know! 560 00:17:27,721 --> 00:17:28,754 Hey! 561 00:17:28,788 --> 00:17:29,688 Hey. 562 00:17:30,388 --> 00:17:32,088 JERRY: Frankie! 563 00:17:32,121 --> 00:17:33,588 Frankie. 564 00:17:33,621 --> 00:17:35,121 Frankie. 565 00:17:36,454 --> 00:17:37,554 Frankie, is that you? 566 00:17:38,454 --> 00:17:39,721 My name is Edgar. 567 00:17:41,954 --> 00:17:43,288 Have a nice night. 568 00:17:43,321 --> 00:17:43,947 Thank you. 569 00:17:43,947 --> 00:17:44,288 Thank you. 570 00:17:46,121 --> 00:17:47,688 Stupid. 571 00:17:47,721 --> 00:17:49,554 So stupid. 572 00:17:50,621 --> 00:17:52,688 [VEHICLE APPROACHING] 573 00:17:52,721 --> 00:17:53,988 Jerry? 574 00:17:55,788 --> 00:17:57,188 [ENGINE STOPS] 575 00:17:57,221 --> 00:17:58,388 RHISA: All right, George. 576 00:17:59,888 --> 00:18:01,188 I'm ready. 577 00:18:03,188 --> 00:18:05,154 Yeah, hold on. I'm, uh-- 578 00:18:05,188 --> 00:18:08,354 I'm just trying to get a reading on my dashboard compass. 579 00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:11,754 [MUTTERS] Where are my parents? 580 00:18:11,788 --> 00:18:13,388 ♪ Georgie ♪ 581 00:18:14,554 --> 00:18:15,988 [THUMP] Is this Seinfeld's van? 582 00:18:16,021 --> 00:18:17,954 Seinfeld's van! Seinfeld's van! 583 00:18:17,988 --> 00:18:19,621 Wait. What's he saying? 584 00:18:19,654 --> 00:18:21,488 I think he's saying "Son of Sam." Oh, my God! 585 00:18:21,521 --> 00:18:22,654 No, they caught him. 586 00:18:22,688 --> 00:18:24,788 I knew it wasn't Berkowitz! 587 00:18:27,054 --> 00:18:28,188 [WHINES] 588 00:18:28,221 --> 00:18:29,988 [♪] 589 00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:31,121 ELAINE: So I told him, 590 00:18:31,154 --> 00:18:32,188 "Hit the road. 591 00:18:32,221 --> 00:18:34,154 I'm going back with Jack." 592 00:18:34,188 --> 00:18:35,354 [BOTH GIGGLE] 593 00:18:35,388 --> 00:18:36,954 That's the second good piece of news 594 00:18:36,988 --> 00:18:37,954 I've gotten today. 595 00:18:37,988 --> 00:18:39,521 Really? What was the first? 596 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,588 They're bringing me back. 597 00:18:43,621 --> 00:18:43,947 Yeah. I'm the Wiz again. 598 00:18:43,947 --> 00:18:46,021 Yeah. I'm the Wiz again. 599 00:18:46,054 --> 00:18:47,688 What? [LAUGHING] 600 00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:49,354 I'm the Wiz! 601 00:18:49,388 --> 00:18:51,621 I'm the Wiz! 602 00:18:51,654 --> 00:18:54,188 Well, what-- What about your fact-checking job? 603 00:18:54,221 --> 00:18:55,621 Oh. Here's a fact. 604 00:18:55,654 --> 00:18:57,554 Uh, I'm the Wiz. 605 00:19:00,721 --> 00:19:03,421 I'm the Wiz, and nobody beats me. 606 00:19:03,454 --> 00:19:04,721 [♪] 607 00:19:06,054 --> 00:19:08,688 Frankie. Come on out of there. 608 00:19:08,721 --> 00:19:10,254 You hate the van. 609 00:19:10,288 --> 00:19:11,254 But I'm keeping it. 610 00:19:11,288 --> 00:19:12,654 As much as I hate the idea 611 00:19:12,688 --> 00:19:13,947 of being a van guy... 612 00:19:13,947 --> 00:19:13,954 of being a van guy... 613 00:19:13,988 --> 00:19:15,621 it's a lot better than hanging out here 614 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,388 with the nocturnal dirt people. 615 00:19:18,821 --> 00:19:20,254 So can we go for a ride? 616 00:19:20,288 --> 00:19:21,254 Yeah, let's just... 617 00:19:21,288 --> 00:19:22,821 get the hell out of here. Okay. 618 00:19:26,054 --> 00:19:27,621 Are you done with that? 619 00:19:34,654 --> 00:19:35,788 Good. 620 00:19:35,821 --> 00:19:37,288 He left the door unlocked. 621 00:19:37,321 --> 00:19:39,521 Why did Kramer have to park the van 622 00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:40,988 in the woods? 623 00:19:41,021 --> 00:19:42,188 Isn't it obvious? 624 00:19:42,221 --> 00:19:43,947 There are no parking meters out here. 625 00:19:43,947 --> 00:19:44,654 There are no parking meters out here. 626 00:19:44,688 --> 00:19:45,688 Wow. 627 00:19:47,688 --> 00:19:49,188 Hey. Look at this. 628 00:19:52,988 --> 00:19:54,788 Hoochie mama. 629 00:19:54,821 --> 00:19:56,988 [♪] 630 00:19:57,021 --> 00:19:58,254 [DOOR SLAMS] 631 00:19:58,288 --> 00:20:00,754 Oh, my goodness. What have they done to you here? 632 00:20:00,788 --> 00:20:02,121 [GRUNTS] Huh? 633 00:20:03,188 --> 00:20:04,121 Who are you? 634 00:20:05,221 --> 00:20:06,788 Well... 635 00:20:06,821 --> 00:20:09,354 you can just call me Henry. 636 00:20:09,388 --> 00:20:10,788 Henry Atkins? 637 00:20:10,821 --> 00:20:12,754 The postmaster general? 638 00:20:12,788 --> 00:20:13,947 Last time I checked. 639 00:20:13,947 --> 00:20:14,188 Last time I checked. 640 00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:16,588 Henry... 641 00:20:16,621 --> 00:20:17,621 can I get out of here now? 642 00:20:17,654 --> 00:20:19,121 Oh, oh, oh. Sit a bit. 643 00:20:19,154 --> 00:20:20,521 Sit a bit. 644 00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:23,588 I mean, after all, I drove all the way up here from D.C. 645 00:20:23,621 --> 00:20:24,921 just to talk to you. 646 00:20:24,954 --> 00:20:25,954 Oh. 647 00:20:25,988 --> 00:20:27,621 I even had to cancel a round of golf 648 00:20:27,654 --> 00:20:29,088 with the Secretary of State. 649 00:20:29,121 --> 00:20:31,221 Do you like golf, Mr. Kramer? 650 00:20:32,054 --> 00:20:33,588 [FEARFULLY] Yeah. 651 00:20:33,621 --> 00:20:35,188 Mr. Kramer, I've been, uh... 652 00:20:35,221 --> 00:20:37,754 reading some of your material here. 653 00:20:37,788 --> 00:20:39,488 I gotta be honest with you. 654 00:20:39,521 --> 00:20:42,254 You make a pretty strong case. Uh-huh. 655 00:20:42,288 --> 00:20:43,921 I mean, just imagine. 656 00:20:43,954 --> 00:20:46,021 An army of men in wool pants 657 00:20:46,054 --> 00:20:47,654 running through the neighborhood 658 00:20:47,688 --> 00:20:51,021 handing out pottery catalogs door to door. 659 00:20:51,054 --> 00:20:52,188 [CHUCKLES] 660 00:20:52,221 --> 00:20:53,321 [CHUCKLES] 661 00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:55,654 Well, it's my job. 662 00:20:57,388 --> 00:20:59,688 And I'm pretty damn serious about it. 663 00:20:59,721 --> 00:21:03,521 In addition to being a postmaster... 664 00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:04,654 I'm a general. 665 00:21:04,688 --> 00:21:07,454 And we both know 666 00:21:07,488 --> 00:21:09,154 it's the job of a general to, 667 00:21:09,188 --> 00:21:11,688 by God, get things done. 668 00:21:13,321 --> 00:21:13,947 So maybe you can understand... 669 00:21:13,947 --> 00:21:15,088 So maybe you can understand... 670 00:21:15,121 --> 00:21:16,988 why I get a little irritated 671 00:21:17,021 --> 00:21:19,754 when somebody calls me away from my golf. 672 00:21:19,788 --> 00:21:20,788 I'm sorry. 673 00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:22,288 I'm very, very sorry. 674 00:21:22,321 --> 00:21:24,321 Sure you're sorry. 675 00:21:24,354 --> 00:21:25,588 I think we got a stack of mail 676 00:21:25,621 --> 00:21:27,521 out there at the desk that belongs to you. 677 00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:29,788 Now, you want that mail, don't you, Mr. Kramer? 678 00:21:29,821 --> 00:21:31,421 Sure do. 679 00:21:31,454 --> 00:21:32,854 Good. Now, that's better. 680 00:21:32,888 --> 00:21:33,854 All right. 681 00:21:36,954 --> 00:21:38,754 Jeez! 682 00:21:38,788 --> 00:21:39,788 Newman? 683 00:21:41,188 --> 00:21:42,688 Tell the world my story. 684 00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:46,354 [WHIMPERS] 685 00:21:47,821 --> 00:21:49,954 [WHIMPERING] 686 00:21:52,521 --> 00:21:54,521 [♪] 687 00:21:54,554 --> 00:21:55,921 Hey, George. Jerry. 688 00:21:55,954 --> 00:21:56,854 Hey, that's the guy. 689 00:21:56,888 --> 00:21:58,254 What? George Costanza, 690 00:21:58,288 --> 00:21:59,288 Frankie Merman. 691 00:21:59,321 --> 00:22:00,821 Oh. 692 00:22:00,854 --> 00:22:02,121 The summer me. 693 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,454 The winter me. 694 00:22:04,788 --> 00:22:06,121 You must be George's cousin. 695 00:22:06,154 --> 00:22:07,154 Girlfriend. 696 00:22:08,354 --> 00:22:09,488 All right. 697 00:22:11,154 --> 00:22:12,321 Hey, what is that? 698 00:22:14,321 --> 00:22:15,954 That van's a-rockin'. 699 00:22:17,054 --> 00:22:18,521 Don't go a-knockin'. 700 00:22:20,121 --> 00:22:21,621 ESTELLE: Oh, my God! 701 00:22:21,654 --> 00:22:23,154 Oh, my God! 702 00:22:24,454 --> 00:22:26,488 Oh, you gotta sell this van. 703 00:22:26,521 --> 00:22:27,521 Oh, yeah. 704 00:22:27,554 --> 00:22:29,054 [♪] 705 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,556 What you saw in that van 706 00:22:38,590 --> 00:22:39,556 was a natural expression 707 00:22:39,590 --> 00:22:41,556 of a man's love for his lady. 708 00:22:41,590 --> 00:22:43,723 [GROANS] 709 00:22:43,756 --> 00:22:44,990 Your father's right. 710 00:22:45,023 --> 00:22:47,056 It's beautiful. 711 00:22:47,090 --> 00:22:48,490 And it was safe. 712 00:22:50,623 --> 00:22:52,156 Oh, God. 713 00:22:52,190 --> 00:22:53,256 Now, if you'll excuse me, 714 00:22:53,290 --> 00:22:54,490 once again... 715 00:22:54,523 --> 00:22:55,556 your mother and I-- 716 00:22:55,590 --> 00:22:56,590 Oh. 717 00:22:56,623 --> 00:22:57,756 Make it stop. 718 00:22:59,690 --> 00:23:02,256 [♪] 45674

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