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And, you know, these
pest control companies.
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They call themselves
exterminators,
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but they can't really do it.
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The best they can do
is get the bugs
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to go to somebody else's house.
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They just relocate them.
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You know what I mean?
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They're bug realtors
is what they are.
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Uh, I think you'll
be happy here.
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There's a lot of crumbs,
not much light.
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They usually sleep
through the night.
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You'll really have your run
the place most of the time.
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Nobody really cares
about killing insects.
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Even the animal rights
people don't care.
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You could probably walk into
an animal rights organization
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You could probably walk into
an animal rights organization
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meeting and hear a speech
like "The only way to stop
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"the cruelty of the scientific
testing on animals--
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"ahh, got him--
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is to boycott these companies."
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Anyway, it's funny.
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Paula and I actually met
because of Elaine.
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Elaine is in my drawing class
at the New School.
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I went down there
one day to see--
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The nude model.
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If Elaine wanted
to go get some coffee.
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You know, I once went out
with a nude model.
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Never let me see her naked.
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Hundreds of people see her naked
every week, except me.
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Needless to say,
it was quite vexing.
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[LAUGHING]
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Are you through?
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Yeah.
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So anyway, I started
to compliment Elaine
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on her sketches, and it
turns out they're Paula's.
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George, I just
like to doodle.
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Oh, dropped
my napkin.
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Jerry.
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What?
What are you doing?
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What?
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She had those nuts
in her mouth.
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She just spit them out.
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[SPITS]
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Ugh!
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Ugh!
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You ate these?
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Y-you sucked
on these
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and then put them
on the plate?
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and then put them
on the plate?
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I didn't know you were
gonna eat them.
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Still.
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I'm sorry you
find me so repulsive.
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No. No, I don't.
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I mean,
don't be silly.
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Yeah.
It's just...
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Well. Ahem.
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If you'll excuse me,
I think I'll just go
to the ladies' room.
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I'll join you.
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Oh, man, did you see that?
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I ate discarded food.
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Well, I've done that.
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Yeah, but with you,
it's intentional.
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Haven't you kissed her?
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Yeah, but this
is different.
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Yeah, but this
is different.
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This is like, you know,
semi-digested foodstuff.
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You know, next stop
is the stomach.
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And you can
take it from there.
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Ah, excuse me
one second.
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Yeah, that's it.
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Yeah, that's gonna
make a big difference.
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Hey, this is dating.
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You can't leave
anything to chance.
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You think Shelly's upset
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that I made such a big deal
about the pecans?
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Yeah.
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Thanks.
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No problem.
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Well, Jerry, I guess
we should get going.
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Oh, boy.
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Well, it was very nice
meeting you, Shelly.
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Well, it was very nice
meeting you, Shelly.
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And Jerry, be careful.
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There's a lot
of nuts out there.
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Alrighty. Do you
have everything?
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Oh, can you
grab my purse.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. So?
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Don't you see
what this is?
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Yeah, it's a doodle.
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Yeah. A doodle of me.
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Look at the size
of the nose, the ears.
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Look at the size
of the nose, the ears.
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All my features
are distorted.
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Oh, it's an affectionate
caricature.
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I'm grotesque.
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I look like a troll.
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It's just a drawing.
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Don't you see
what this says?
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How could you
possibly like somebody
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if you think
they look like this?
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[ANGRILY]:
Hello!
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What is with him?
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Usual.
Huh.
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So you know what?
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My friend Judy recommended
me for a job at Viking Press.
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Hey, good for you.
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Hey, good for you.
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Yeah. But get this.
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Viking has a deal
with the Plaza Hotel.
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They've got a two-bedroom suite
there for out-of-town clients.
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So guess what I did?
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Oh, come on.
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You told them you're
from out of town
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just so you could
stay in a hotel room?
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I know, I know, Jerry.
But it's the Plaza.
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I've never stayed there.
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It'll be like
a little vacation.
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Well, be sure to catch
a Broadway show
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while you're in town.
[LAUGHS]
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Oh, listen. I used your
parents' address in Florida.
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Oh. They're coming into town
tomorrow, by the way.
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Hey. What's this?
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Hey. What's this?
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Don't ask.
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What is it?
A drawing of Mr. Magoo?
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No, it's George.
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[LAUGHING]
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It is!
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[LAUGHING]
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Are you enjoying
yourself?
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I'm sorry.
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You see?
You see?
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Listen...when is your
next drawing class?
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Tomorrow.
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All right. I want you
to do me a favor.
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What?
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I want you to find out
if she likes me.
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I want you to find out
if she likes me.
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Find out if
she likes you?
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What are you,
in high school?
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George, come on.
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Can't you just, like,
talk to her yourself?
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But then she's gonna
know that I like her
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more than she likes me.
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You know, my parents are coming
in, and I've gotta clean up.
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So if you and Potsie
are done scheming...
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Well, they're in.
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What's in?
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The Mackinaw peaches,
Jerry.
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The Mackinaw peaches!
JERRY:
Ah.
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The Mackinaw peaches!
JERRY:
Ah.
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Right. The one's
from Oregon
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that are only ripe
for two weeks a year.
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Yeah. Yeah, I split
a case with Newman.
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I wait all year for this.
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Oh. This is
fantastic. Mm.
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Makes your
taste buds come alive.
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It's like having
a circus in your mouth.
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Take a taste.
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I don't want to.
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Just take a taste.
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I don't want to.
Come on, jus--
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I don't want it!
You don't want it!
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I am not gonna
taste your peach.
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I ate someone's
pecan last night.
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I'm not gonna
eat your peach.
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Jerry, this is
a miracle of nature
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Jerry, this is
a miracle of nature
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that exists
for a brief period.
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It's like
the aurora borealis.
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Mmm. Mmm.
Yeah.
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Holy cow, what is this?
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What?
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I think I got
flea bites.
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Flea bites?
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Yeah. Look at this.
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My ankle's all bitten up.
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You got a dog?
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No.
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Well, that is
strange.
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How can I have fleas?
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Don't sweat it, buddy.
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Don't sweat it, buddy.
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I used to have fleas.
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What did you do
about them?
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What do you mean?
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Hey, Jerry!
Hey!
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How you doing?
Kramer.
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Hi, Jerry.
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What's wrong?
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Nothing.
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Jerry, I'm your mother.
Now, what is it?
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Mom, Dad...I have fleas.
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ELAINE:
Hey, Paula.
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I hear you've been
going out with
George Costanza.
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How did you know?
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Everybody knows.
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You know, George
told me he thinks
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you're totally cute
and everything.
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you're totally cute
and everything.
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He said that?
Yep.
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Do you like George?
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Yeah. He's cool.
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No, I mean...do you like him
or do you "like him" like him?
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"Like" like.
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Looks aren't that
important to me, you know?
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Ms. Benes...
are you chewing gum?
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I'm sorry.
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Yep. They're in your
bedroom too, Mr. Seinfeld.
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You got a full-blown
outbreak of fleas
on your hands.
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I don't get it.
How did this happen?
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I don't have a dog.
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I don't explain them,
Mr. Seinfeld.
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I just exterminate them.
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I don't
understand this.
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I'm gonna have to
seal the place up
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for 48 hours and fog it.
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That's the only way
to get rid of them.
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Nobody can be in here
for 48 hours?
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I got my parents
in town.
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Well, unless you
wanna kill them...
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Well, unless you
wanna kill them...
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they can't stay in here.
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This stuff is pretty toxic.
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I'll go get my stuff.
It's in the truck.
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Okay.
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How you doing?
Hi.
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Bug guy.
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Why do you have
a bug guy?
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I have fleas.
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Ugh! Fleas?
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How did you get fleas?
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I don't know.
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But everyone's
gotta clear out
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of the apartment
for two days.
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I don't know what
I'm gonna do
with my parents.
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They'll never let me
pay for a hotel.
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And if they go someplace
on their own,
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And if they go someplace
on their own,
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I'm sure it'll be
some awful dump.
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Wait a second. Have you
checked into the Plaza yet?
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No.
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Oh, no.
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Come on,
come on, come on.
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No, no, no, no, no!
Come on! Come on!
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All right!
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Good.
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[BUZZ]
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Yeah?
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GEORGE:
Yeah.
Good.
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Well, what about you?
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Where are you gonna stay?
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I don't know.
I'm gonna ask Shelly.
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But she still might be
upset about the masticated
pecan incident.
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Hey, I found out from
Paula. She likes George.
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I bet he'll
be relieved.
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Yeah. When he's dead,
he'll be relieved.
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Yeah. When he's dead,
he'll be relieved.
261
00:08:45,389 --> 00:08:46,522
Oh, by the way, Viking Press
262
00:08:46,555 --> 00:08:48,022
sent a Fed Ex for you
to my parents.
263
00:08:48,055 --> 00:08:49,355
They brought it with them.
264
00:08:49,389 --> 00:08:51,422
Yeah, that's just
some stuff about the company.
265
00:08:53,922 --> 00:08:55,289
Hey. Hey, did you
talk to Paula?
266
00:08:55,322 --> 00:08:56,689
Yeah.
267
00:08:56,722 --> 00:08:57,722
So, what did she say?
268
00:08:57,755 --> 00:09:00,722
She likes you.
269
00:09:00,755 --> 00:09:02,022
She said she liked me.
270
00:09:02,055 --> 00:09:03,389
You're kidding?
She said that?
271
00:09:03,422 --> 00:09:04,389
Yeah.
272
00:09:04,422 --> 00:09:05,555
Those were her exact words?
273
00:09:05,589 --> 00:09:06,855
"I like George."
274
00:09:06,889 --> 00:09:07,855
Yep.
275
00:09:07,889 --> 00:09:08,855
Ha-ha!
276
00:09:08,889 --> 00:09:09,855
How do you like that?
277
00:09:09,889 --> 00:09:11,055
Jerry, How do you
like that?
278
00:09:11,089 --> 00:09:12,167
You see. I get myself
into a tizzy.
279
00:09:12,167 --> 00:09:12,955
You see. I get myself
into a tizzy.
280
00:09:12,989 --> 00:09:15,089
I'm all worked up.
And for what?
281
00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:16,355
For nothing.
282
00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,555
She said looks weren't even
that important to her.
283
00:09:18,589 --> 00:09:20,055
You see--
What?
284
00:09:24,122 --> 00:09:25,989
Uh-oh.
285
00:09:27,255 --> 00:09:28,689
She said--
286
00:09:28,722 --> 00:09:31,922
She said looks aren't
that important to her?
287
00:09:31,955 --> 00:09:34,422
Let me rephrase that.
288
00:09:34,455 --> 00:09:36,355
She thinks I'm ugly.
289
00:09:36,389 --> 00:09:37,389
I knew it.
290
00:09:39,322 --> 00:09:41,522
Well, see, the thing of it is.
You know, there's a lot
291
00:09:41,555 --> 00:09:42,167
of ugly people out there walking
around, but they don't know
292
00:09:42,167 --> 00:09:44,089
of ugly people out there walking
around, but they don't know
293
00:09:44,122 --> 00:09:46,989
they're ugly, because
nobody actually tells them.
294
00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:50,855
So, what's your point?
295
00:09:50,889 --> 00:09:52,189
I don't know.
Okay.
296
00:09:52,222 --> 00:09:57,022
The point, George,
is she likes you.
297
00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:58,355
Oh, so what.
298
00:09:58,389 --> 00:10:01,122
I'd rather she hate me
and thought I was good-looking.
299
00:10:01,155 --> 00:10:03,122
Then at least I could get
somebody else.
300
00:10:05,122 --> 00:10:06,789
What is this?
Why am I itching?
301
00:10:06,822 --> 00:10:08,322
That would be
the fleas.
302
00:10:12,589 --> 00:10:15,555
Hey.
Hey, how do you
like this? Ha-ha.
303
00:10:17,155 --> 00:10:19,922
Oh, my God.
Morty, let's go.
304
00:10:19,955 --> 00:10:22,289
This is too nice.
305
00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:25,122
Hey. This is the kind
of room Sinatra stays in.
306
00:10:25,155 --> 00:10:26,522
Hey.
307
00:10:26,555 --> 00:10:28,955
Look, macadamia nuts.
308
00:10:28,989 --> 00:10:30,555
Macadamia nuts?
309
00:10:30,589 --> 00:10:31,955
Yeah, you know
what these cost?
310
00:10:31,989 --> 00:10:33,222
They're like
80 cents a nut.
311
00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:35,855
Jerry, are you sure
this is all right?
312
00:10:35,889 --> 00:10:37,355
Yeah, it's all
taken care of.
313
00:10:37,389 --> 00:10:40,555
MORTY:
Hey! They got
a phone in the john here!
314
00:10:44,155 --> 00:10:45,122
Judy?
315
00:10:45,155 --> 00:10:46,422
Hey!
316
00:10:46,455 --> 00:10:48,855
Hi. Thank you so much for
recommending me to Viking Press.
317
00:10:48,889 --> 00:10:50,222
It is my pleasure.
318
00:10:50,255 --> 00:10:52,722
Just make sure
you give that manuscript
a good read.
319
00:10:52,755 --> 00:10:54,022
Manuscript?
320
00:10:54,055 --> 00:10:56,455
Yeah, I'm sure they FedExed
you a manuscript.
321
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:57,922
They want to see
that you can read
322
00:10:57,955 --> 00:11:00,422
an unpublished work
and give insightful
criticism.
323
00:11:00,455 --> 00:11:01,689
Oh.
324
00:11:01,722 --> 00:11:03,089
Read it twice
if you have to.
325
00:11:03,122 --> 00:11:06,122
This is a big step
in your career.
326
00:11:06,155 --> 00:11:07,689
Yeah. I gotta go.
327
00:11:07,722 --> 00:11:08,689
Hey, what about
lunch?
328
00:11:08,722 --> 00:11:09,722
I gotta go.
329
00:11:11,955 --> 00:11:12,167
Thank God I found you.
330
00:11:12,167 --> 00:11:13,389
Thank God I found you.
331
00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:14,389
Oh, hey!
332
00:11:14,422 --> 00:11:15,689
Do you still have
that FedEx?
333
00:11:15,722 --> 00:11:17,289
Yeah, I got it.
It's in the apartment.
334
00:11:17,322 --> 00:11:19,289
But we can't go in there.
It's being fumigated.
335
00:11:19,322 --> 00:11:20,389
No, I'll take
my chances.
336
00:11:20,422 --> 00:11:21,422
Come on.
Come on.
337
00:11:23,255 --> 00:11:24,255
JERRY:
You see.
338
00:11:24,289 --> 00:11:26,722
Jerry, I need
that FedEx right now.
339
00:11:26,755 --> 00:11:28,255
I told you
to take it.
340
00:11:28,289 --> 00:11:31,222
I didn't know that it was
a manuscript that I had to read.
341
00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:32,389
Well, you can't
go in there.
342
00:11:32,422 --> 00:11:34,655
It's like a gas
chamber in there.
343
00:11:35,555 --> 00:11:37,555
Hey.
344
00:11:37,589 --> 00:11:39,689
I left a Mackinaw peach
in your refrigerator.
345
00:11:39,722 --> 00:11:42,167
Kramer, they're fumigating.
There's toxic gas in there.
346
00:11:42,167 --> 00:11:42,789
Kramer, they're fumigating.
There's toxic gas in there.
347
00:11:42,822 --> 00:11:45,222
Toxic gas?
348
00:11:45,255 --> 00:11:47,255
Oh, you'll be fine.
You were there a few minutes?
349
00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:49,522
An hour and a half!
350
00:11:49,555 --> 00:11:52,089
I was reading a manuscript.
I just couldn't put it down.
351
00:11:52,122 --> 00:11:53,122
My manuscript?
352
00:11:53,155 --> 00:11:54,255
How do you feel?
353
00:11:54,289 --> 00:11:57,389
Now that you mention it,
a little woozy.
354
00:11:57,422 --> 00:12:00,089
Kramer, you've got to
go back in there
and grab my manuscript.
355
00:12:00,122 --> 00:12:01,255
I'm not going
back in there.
356
00:12:01,289 --> 00:12:02,922
All right.
Well, then, where is it?
357
00:12:02,955 --> 00:12:05,555
Well, I left it
on the coffee table.
358
00:12:05,589 --> 00:12:06,855
What are
you doing?
359
00:12:06,889 --> 00:12:07,889
I'm going in.
360
00:12:08,922 --> 00:12:10,522
Didn't you see
the sign on the door?
361
00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:12,167
Well, I thought it was
so your parents
wouldn't walk in
362
00:12:12,167 --> 00:12:12,855
Well, I thought it was
so your parents
wouldn't walk in
363
00:12:12,889 --> 00:12:14,055
while you were
with a girl.
364
00:12:16,722 --> 00:12:19,122
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
365
00:12:40,255 --> 00:12:41,789
[GASPS FOR AIR]
366
00:12:42,655 --> 00:12:44,422
It's not on
any table, Kramer.
367
00:12:44,455 --> 00:12:45,589
Where is it?
368
00:12:45,622 --> 00:12:46,622
Well, I don't know.
369
00:12:46,655 --> 00:12:48,289
I was in the bathroom,
the kitchen.
370
00:12:48,322 --> 00:12:50,589
Okay.
Bathroom, kitchen.
371
00:12:50,622 --> 00:12:51,622
Could you get me
a soda?
372
00:12:54,089 --> 00:12:55,589
Jerry...I had
some milk.
373
00:12:55,622 --> 00:12:57,189
I made a sandwich.
374
00:12:57,222 --> 00:12:59,389
I gotta get out
of the building.
375
00:13:16,822 --> 00:13:17,955
[GASPS FOR AIR]
376
00:13:17,989 --> 00:13:20,422
I couldn't find
it anywhere.
377
00:13:20,455 --> 00:13:22,189
How did you get fleas, anyway?
378
00:13:22,222 --> 00:13:23,422
I don't know.
379
00:13:23,455 --> 00:13:25,089
Who could have been
in my apartment?
380
00:13:25,122 --> 00:13:26,922
I looked everywhere.
Even under the couch.
381
00:13:26,955 --> 00:13:29,355
But all I could find were
these stupid Chunky wrappers--
382
00:13:29,389 --> 00:13:30,589
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
383
00:13:30,622 --> 00:13:32,022
Did you say
Chunky wrappers?
384
00:13:32,055 --> 00:13:33,322
Yeah.
Let me see those.
385
00:13:36,722 --> 00:13:41,755
Oh, I know the chunky
that left these Chunkys.
386
00:13:41,789 --> 00:13:42,167
Newman!
387
00:13:42,167 --> 00:13:42,789
Newman!
388
00:13:44,289 --> 00:13:45,455
Got him!
389
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:51,747
[BANGING ON DOOR]
390
00:13:51,781 --> 00:13:53,014
JERRY:
Newman!
391
00:13:53,047 --> 00:13:55,014
Open the door, Newman!
I know you're in there!
392
00:13:57,247 --> 00:13:58,281
Hello, Jerry.
393
00:13:59,914 --> 00:14:01,547
What a pleasant
surprise.
394
00:14:01,581 --> 00:14:03,214
There's nothing
pleasant about it.
395
00:14:03,247 --> 00:14:04,314
Let's just
cut the crap.
396
00:14:04,347 --> 00:14:05,247
You gave me fleas.
397
00:14:05,281 --> 00:14:06,981
I know it,
and you know it.
398
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:07,981
Fleas?
399
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,647
[LAUGHING]
400
00:14:09,681 --> 00:14:11,314
That's preposterous.
401
00:14:11,347 --> 00:14:13,981
How could I give you fleas?
402
00:14:14,014 --> 00:14:15,181
Now, if you don't mind--
403
00:14:15,214 --> 00:14:17,414
Oh, but I do.
404
00:14:17,447 --> 00:14:18,161
There's probably fleas
crawling all over your
little snack bar.
405
00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:20,614
There's probably fleas
crawling all over your
little snack bar.
406
00:14:24,881 --> 00:14:27,147
So you have fleas.
407
00:14:27,181 --> 00:14:30,014
Maybe you keep your house
in a state of disrepair.
408
00:14:30,047 --> 00:14:32,381
Maybe you live
in squalor.
409
00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:36,014
You know, Newman...
the thing about fleas
410
00:14:36,047 --> 00:14:38,881
is that they irritate
the skin...
411
00:14:38,914 --> 00:14:41,414
and they start to
itch.
412
00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:43,714
Oh, maybe you can hold out
five seconds or 10.
413
00:14:43,747 --> 00:14:47,147
Maybe 15 or 20.
[STRAINED BREATHING]
414
00:14:47,181 --> 00:14:48,161
But after awhile...
[COUGHS]
415
00:14:48,161 --> 00:14:49,047
But after awhile...
[COUGHS]
416
00:14:49,081 --> 00:14:50,981
...no matter how much
willpower
417
00:14:51,014 --> 00:14:53,147
a person may have,
it won't matter.
418
00:14:53,181 --> 00:14:57,547
Because they're crawling--
Crawling on your skin.
419
00:14:57,581 --> 00:15:00,381
Up your legs,
up your spine,
up your back.
420
00:15:00,414 --> 00:15:01,681
All right!
I've got them!
421
00:15:01,714 --> 00:15:04,047
I'm ripe with fleas!
422
00:15:07,014 --> 00:15:08,514
Ooh. Oh. Oh,
that feels good.
423
00:15:08,547 --> 00:15:11,081
Hey, this guy charges
100 bucks an hour,
424
00:15:11,114 --> 00:15:13,981
but I'm telling you,
he's worth every penny. Oh!
425
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,314
I'm next.
426
00:15:15,347 --> 00:15:16,514
Hey, Leo, get this.
427
00:15:16,547 --> 00:15:18,161
I'm watching
four movies at once.
428
00:15:18,161 --> 00:15:18,981
I'm watching
four movies at once.
429
00:15:19,014 --> 00:15:21,081
Pay-per-view.
430
00:15:21,114 --> 00:15:23,047
I love these nuts.
431
00:15:23,081 --> 00:15:25,747
This champagne's
gone flat.
432
00:15:27,447 --> 00:15:28,747
Nana.
433
00:15:28,781 --> 00:15:29,981
[LAUGHS]
434
00:15:30,014 --> 00:15:32,747
Let the chambermaid
clean it up.
435
00:15:34,781 --> 00:15:36,081
Hello.
436
00:15:36,114 --> 00:15:37,114
What's
the matter?
437
00:15:38,581 --> 00:15:39,581
Well, I spoke to Elaine--
438
00:15:39,614 --> 00:15:41,381
Hey, look.
No shave.
439
00:15:41,414 --> 00:15:43,914
No. Why should that make
any difference to you?
440
00:15:43,947 --> 00:15:44,914
It doesn't.
441
00:15:44,947 --> 00:15:45,981
Of course not.
442
00:15:46,014 --> 00:15:47,414
You don't care
what I look like.
443
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,161
That's right.
I don't.
444
00:15:48,161 --> 00:15:49,314
That's right.
I don't.
445
00:15:49,347 --> 00:15:50,981
I suppose I could
just pull this out
446
00:15:51,014 --> 00:15:53,514
and walk around like this,
and you wouldn't care.
447
00:15:53,547 --> 00:15:54,514
Not a whit.
448
00:15:54,547 --> 00:15:56,347
Mm. Mm-hmm.
449
00:15:56,381 --> 00:15:58,047
I suppose we could
go to Lincoln Center,
450
00:15:58,081 --> 00:15:59,547
and I could wear
sneakers and jeans
451
00:15:59,581 --> 00:16:00,681
and that would be fine too.
452
00:16:00,714 --> 00:16:02,414
You could wear
sweatpants.
453
00:16:02,447 --> 00:16:03,647
I could?
454
00:16:03,681 --> 00:16:08,347
You could drape yourself
in velvet for all I care.
455
00:16:10,114 --> 00:16:11,114
Velvet?
456
00:16:14,381 --> 00:16:15,914
ELAINE:
Did you read the whole thing?
457
00:16:15,947 --> 00:16:16,914
Oh, yeah.
458
00:16:16,947 --> 00:16:18,161
Yeah. So, what's it about?
459
00:16:18,161 --> 00:16:18,514
Yeah. So, what's it about?
460
00:16:18,547 --> 00:16:21,047
Well, it's--
It's a story
461
00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:23,881
about love,
deception, greed,
462
00:16:23,914 --> 00:16:27,847
lust and...unbridled
enthusiasm.
463
00:16:27,881 --> 00:16:30,314
Unbridled enthusiasm?
464
00:16:30,347 --> 00:16:32,747
Well, that's what led to
Billy Mumphrey's downfall.
465
00:16:32,781 --> 00:16:34,147
Oh, boy.
466
00:16:34,181 --> 00:16:38,214
You see, Elaine, Billy
was a simple country boy.
467
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:42,247
You might say, a cockeyed
optimist who got himself
468
00:16:42,281 --> 00:16:45,047
mixed up in the high-stakes
game of world diplomacy
469
00:16:45,081 --> 00:16:46,614
and international intrigue.
470
00:16:47,747 --> 00:16:48,161
Oh, my God.
471
00:16:48,161 --> 00:16:48,747
Oh, my God.
472
00:16:48,781 --> 00:16:50,014
Well, here we go.
473
00:16:50,047 --> 00:16:51,714
Could I have a Scotch
on the rocks?
474
00:16:52,914 --> 00:16:53,881
May I?
475
00:16:53,914 --> 00:16:55,414
Yeah, go ahead.
All right.
476
00:16:56,447 --> 00:16:58,014
What is this?
477
00:16:58,047 --> 00:16:59,414
What? What do
you mean?
478
00:16:59,447 --> 00:17:01,247
I can't taste this.
479
00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:02,747
What are you
talking about?
480
00:17:02,781 --> 00:17:04,847
This food.
It has no taste.
481
00:17:04,881 --> 00:17:07,514
Nothing.
I'm getting nothing!
482
00:17:09,947 --> 00:17:12,547
It must be the toxic gas
from the fumigation.
483
00:17:12,581 --> 00:17:14,381
What?
484
00:17:21,047 --> 00:17:23,014
JERRY:
Hey, thanks for
letting me stay here.
485
00:17:23,047 --> 00:17:24,681
Well, I don't keep
pecans in the house,
486
00:17:24,714 --> 00:17:26,514
so I didn't think
there would be a problem.
487
00:17:26,547 --> 00:17:27,514
[CHUCKLES]
488
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:28,547
Oh, damn.
489
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:29,681
What's the matter?
490
00:17:29,714 --> 00:17:31,147
I forgot my toothbrush.
491
00:17:31,181 --> 00:17:32,347
Oh, no problem.
492
00:17:33,281 --> 00:17:34,581
You can use mine.
493
00:17:35,247 --> 00:17:36,914
Yours?
494
00:17:36,947 --> 00:17:38,647
You know what?
I think I'll brush later.
495
00:17:38,681 --> 00:17:39,681
Brush now.
496
00:17:44,281 --> 00:17:45,281
Sure.
497
00:17:55,614 --> 00:17:57,981
Newman. Newman, let me have
a bite of your Mackinaw.
498
00:17:58,014 --> 00:17:59,247
What for?
You got your own.
499
00:17:59,281 --> 00:18:00,947
Oh, Come on. Come on.
I need to taste it.
500
00:18:04,781 --> 00:18:05,881
Nothing.
501
00:18:05,914 --> 00:18:07,481
I can't evening taste
the Mackinaw.
502
00:18:07,514 --> 00:18:08,547
Well, that's a shame.
503
00:18:08,581 --> 00:18:11,147
Wait all year and
I can't even taste it.
504
00:18:11,181 --> 00:18:12,314
You can't taste them?
505
00:18:12,347 --> 00:18:13,347
Why waste them?
506
00:18:13,381 --> 00:18:14,681
Why not give them all to me?
507
00:18:16,847 --> 00:18:18,161
ELAINE:
It's a story about
508
00:18:18,161 --> 00:18:18,214
ELAINE:
It's a story about
509
00:18:18,247 --> 00:18:21,881
love...deception...
510
00:18:21,914 --> 00:18:24,314
greed...lust...
511
00:18:24,347 --> 00:18:28,114
and...unbridled
enthusiasm.
512
00:18:29,614 --> 00:18:32,214
Unbridled enthusiasm?
513
00:18:32,247 --> 00:18:34,581
Yeah, yeah.
That's right.
514
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,481
That's...what led to,
uh...
515
00:18:36,514 --> 00:18:37,747
[CLEARS THROAT]
516
00:18:37,781 --> 00:18:40,514
Billy Mumphrey's
downfall.
517
00:18:40,547 --> 00:18:42,781
Hmm. Interesting take.
518
00:18:44,047 --> 00:18:46,381
So you believe that had
he not been so enthusiastic,
519
00:18:46,414 --> 00:18:48,161
he could have
averted disaster.
520
00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:48,914
he could have
averted disaster.
521
00:18:48,947 --> 00:18:51,414
Y-Yes. Yes.
522
00:18:51,447 --> 00:18:52,647
That's right.
523
00:18:52,681 --> 00:18:56,981
You see, Billy Mumphrey
was a simple country boy.
524
00:18:57,014 --> 00:19:01,981
Some might say a cockeyed
optimist who got caught up
525
00:19:02,014 --> 00:19:04,747
in the dirty game
of world diplomacy
526
00:19:04,781 --> 00:19:06,881
and international intrigue.
527
00:19:06,914 --> 00:19:10,814
So it was more a question
of attitude than politics?
528
00:19:10,847 --> 00:19:12,214
Yes. Yes,
Mr. Mandel.
529
00:19:16,714 --> 00:19:18,161
Hey! Under Siege
is on again.
530
00:19:18,161 --> 00:19:18,381
Hey! Under Siege
is on again.
531
00:19:18,414 --> 00:19:19,714
Who's up for it?
532
00:19:21,347 --> 00:19:23,847
No more nuts.
533
00:19:23,881 --> 00:19:24,881
[GROANS]
534
00:19:35,347 --> 00:19:37,814
Oh, my God.
535
00:19:37,847 --> 00:19:41,514
What the hell
is this?
536
00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:43,247
Don't tell me.
537
00:19:43,281 --> 00:19:44,281
Velvet?
538
00:19:45,747 --> 00:19:46,947
It's the real deal.
539
00:19:48,181 --> 00:19:50,414
She's seen you in this thing?
540
00:19:50,447 --> 00:19:51,414
That's right.
541
00:19:51,447 --> 00:19:52,714
We just had sex.
542
00:19:55,547 --> 00:19:57,714
You know, Jerry...
I've been searching
543
00:19:57,747 --> 00:20:00,047
for someone
a long time.
544
00:20:00,081 --> 00:20:02,514
Well, the search is over.
545
00:20:02,547 --> 00:20:05,681
And now the search for
the right psychiatrist begins.
546
00:20:05,714 --> 00:20:07,547
[SNAPS]
547
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,314
So, uh, what's with
the suitcase?
548
00:20:09,347 --> 00:20:11,314
Uh, she threw me out.
549
00:20:11,347 --> 00:20:12,381
Why?
550
00:20:12,414 --> 00:20:14,414
I wouldn't use
her toothbrush.
551
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:16,147
So where you staying?
552
00:20:16,181 --> 00:20:18,161
Well, I guess I'm stuck
with the Velvet Fog.
553
00:20:18,161 --> 00:20:18,581
Well, I guess I'm stuck
with the Velvet Fog.
554
00:20:21,447 --> 00:20:22,581
MR. MANDEL:
Three hours of
555
00:20:22,614 --> 00:20:26,081
massage time,
12 in-room movies,
556
00:20:26,114 --> 00:20:29,847
including several
adult features,
557
00:20:29,881 --> 00:20:35,047
five shoeshines
and $400 worth of snacks.
558
00:20:35,081 --> 00:20:37,381
Not to mention
the damage to the room.
559
00:20:37,414 --> 00:20:38,914
Mr. Mandel,
you don't understand.
560
00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:41,247
My friend had fleas.
561
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:44,814
I ran into the gas.
It could have killed me.
562
00:20:44,847 --> 00:20:46,914
My-- My other friend
couldn't taste his peaches.
563
00:20:46,947 --> 00:20:48,161
They're only good
for two weeks.
564
00:20:48,161 --> 00:20:48,647
They're only good
for two weeks.
565
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:53,814
I think you've
read one too many
Billy Mumphrey stories.
566
00:20:53,847 --> 00:20:55,214
Good day, Ms. Benes.
567
00:20:55,247 --> 00:20:56,347
Okay.
Good day.
568
00:21:05,781 --> 00:21:06,747
Hi, George.
569
00:21:06,781 --> 00:21:09,114
Hi.
This is fantastic.
570
00:21:10,881 --> 00:21:12,347
Have you ever had
a Mackinaw peach?
571
00:21:12,381 --> 00:21:13,381
Oh, yeah, I love those.
572
00:21:13,414 --> 00:21:15,781
Well, too bad.
It's all done.
573
00:21:23,447 --> 00:21:24,714
[GAGS]
574
00:21:33,114 --> 00:21:34,214
Yes.
575
00:21:34,247 --> 00:21:36,314
Yes, it's back.
I can taste again.
576
00:21:36,347 --> 00:21:37,714
What's the date today?
Uh, 15th.
577
00:21:37,747 --> 00:21:39,381
15th! Yes. Last day
for the Mackinaws.
578
00:21:39,414 --> 00:21:40,447
I can still make it.
579
00:21:42,014 --> 00:21:43,614
Wait. Newman.
Newman, what--
580
00:21:44,614 --> 00:21:47,047
Sorry. Last one.
581
00:21:47,081 --> 00:21:48,161
But if you want
to suck the pit.
582
00:21:48,161 --> 00:21:48,881
But if you want
to suck the pit.
583
00:21:48,914 --> 00:21:51,014
[LAUGHING]
584
00:21:51,047 --> 00:21:52,581
[MOCK LAUGHING]
585
00:21:52,614 --> 00:21:55,481
Look...Beauford,
it's the mailman.
586
00:21:55,514 --> 00:21:56,547
[BARKING]
587
00:21:56,581 --> 00:21:58,547
You remember
the mailman, don't you?
588
00:21:58,581 --> 00:21:59,747
Kramer!
Kramer, don't!
589
00:22:00,247 --> 00:22:01,514
Get him!
590
00:22:03,381 --> 00:22:05,381
[♪]
591
00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:17,792
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
592
00:22:23,725 --> 00:22:25,525
Hello?
Is anybody her--
593
00:22:29,325 --> 00:22:30,792
Oh.
594
00:22:32,158 --> 00:22:33,125
They said they were
595
00:22:33,158 --> 00:22:34,692
sending over an Asian woman.
596
00:22:34,725 --> 00:22:36,358
Oh, my God.
597
00:22:38,892 --> 00:22:40,892
[♪]
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