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I tell you,
I never really understood
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the importance of the conductor.
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I mean, between you and me...
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what the hell is this guy doing?
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
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I mean, do you really need
somebody
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waving a stick in your face
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to play the violin?
Does that really help you out?
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I could see how we need him
at the beginning, okay?
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Tap, tap, tap.
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"Start." Okay.
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I could see how you need that.
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But once we're going, okay.
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Once it's all happening...
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what do we need him for then?
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what do we need him for then?
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I don't see the cellist
looking up, going,
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"I'm confused.
I don't know what to do.
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I don't know what to do."
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And the conductor go,
"Do this, this. Like this."
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"Oh, okay, thank you.
Thank you very much."
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Why even try anymore?
There's no sense to it.
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I'm never gonna meet anybody.
I should just accept it.
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Oh, yes, you will.
No, I won't.
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Yeah, maybe you won't.
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I mean, it's hard enough to meet
a woman you dislike,
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much less like.
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Are my nostrils getting bigger?
No.
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See, why must it be
so difficult?
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Why is all this tension
and hostility?
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Why can't I just walk up
to a woman on the street
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and say, "Hi"?
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"I'm George.
How are you?"
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"I'm George.
How are you?"
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Is that so terrible?
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H-H-- Hi.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
H-Hi.
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Hi.
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There's just no men out there,
you know?
I know.
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I mean, the problem is...
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that the good ones
know they're good.
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And they know
they're in such demand,
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they're just
not interested in
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confining themselves
to one person.
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I hate the good ones.
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Is Jerry
one of the good ones?
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That's a good question.
I think he thinks he is.
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Well, the mediocre ones
are available.
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Well, the mediocre ones
are available.
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But they're so insecure about
not being one of the good ones
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that they're always going,
"I'm not good enough for you."
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And "What are you doing
with me?"
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And eventually I just go,
"You're right."
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You know,
maybe you need
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somebody between
good and mediocre.
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No, maybe I need somebody
who has nothing.
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Somebody who just has to
appreciates being with me
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because he's so desperate.
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[SMACKING]
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I mean, it's gotten
to the point
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where I'm flirting
with operators on the phone.
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I almost made a date
with one.
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Oh, so there's
still hope.
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I don't want hope.
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Hope is killing me.
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My dream is
to become hopeless.
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When you're hopeless,
you don't care.
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Mm-hmmm.
And when you don't care,
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that indifference
makes you attractive.
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Uh-huh.
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So hopelessness
is the key.
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It's my only hope.
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You see, I wouldn't
really mind so much,
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but I feel badly
for my mother.
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I mean, if my mother weren't
around, it wouldn't be so bad.
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But, I'm telling you,
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if I'm not married
by the time I'm 40,
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if I'm not married
by the time I'm 40,
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I'm gonna have
to kill her.
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Because it's
the only fair thing to do.
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I just couldn't
put her through that.
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Well...
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at least
you're not bitter.
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Who says I'm not bitter?
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Aren't you too young
to be bitter?
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No, you can be
young and bitter.
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Just maybe not as bitter
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as I'm gonna be
10 years from now, but...
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I'm bitter.
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Anyway,
don't tell anyone.
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Don't worry. Your bitterness
is safe with me.
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Don't worry. Your bitterness
is safe with me.
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Okay, um...
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Order me
a piece of cake.
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I'm gonna go
throw up.
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JERRY:
Look at my hands.
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Look.
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They're filthy
from the paper.
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You know, they should give you
a Wet-Nap when you buy one,
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like at those rib joints.
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So, what did you do
last night?
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Went out with George.
You?
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Went out with Cynthia.
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How was it?
What did you talk about?
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How was it?
What did you talk about?
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Oh, you know,
the usual.
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The Federal Reserve,
the rain forest.
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Cynthia felt we should
nuke the rain forest.
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You know, get rid of it
in one fell swoop
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so we could
at least eliminate it
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as a subject
of conversation.
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What about you?
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We brushed on that.
Mm-hmm.
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Actually, George was in
rare form.
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He just can't find
anybody.
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Yeah. I know.
Cynthia too.
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She's really
given up.
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She's really
given up.
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George too.
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[CHUCKLES]
[SIGHS]
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Yeah, right.
Yeah, right.
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I've never
fixed anybody up.
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Ugh! Me neither
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And I am not about
to start with George.
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Well, why wouldn't you start
with George?
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You think she's too good
for George?
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I didn't say "too good."
Did I say "too good"?
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No, you implied it.
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I didn't say it.
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I didn't say it.
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Because if you think
she's too good for George,
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you are dead wrong.
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Dead wrong.
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Who is she?
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Who is he?
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He's George.
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She's Cynthia.
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So what?
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What, you don't think
she's beautiful?
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I don't know.
What's with the eyebrows?
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You know
what your problem is?
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Your standards
are too high.
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I went out with you.
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That's because my standards
are too low.
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And by the way,
you know,
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women kill for
eyebrows like that.
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Do you know that?
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I mean, women pluck
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their real eyebrows
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out of their head
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one by one
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until they're bald, Jerry,
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bald above the eyes.
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And then they paint in
these eyebrows
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to look like that.
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Well, let me tell you
something about George.
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He is fast.
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He is fast.
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He can run
like the wind.
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And he's strong.
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I've seen him lift 100 pounds
over his head
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without even knowing it.
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And you wouldn't know it
to look at him,
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but George can
bait a hook.
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He can really do that?
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Come on, let's do it. I think
they'll really get along.
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What, are you
into this?
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Yeah, come on,
it's a good match.
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No, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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They're gonna be telling us
how their dates went.
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Are we gonna share
that information?
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Naturally.
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But wait a minute. We're gonna
tell each other everything?
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I mean, every secret?
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I mean, every secret?
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Everything.
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[GIGGLES]
What if it worked out?
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Yeah, right.
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GEORGE:
Out of the question.
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Out of the question.
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Why?
No.
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I'm not gonna do that.
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It's one step away
from personal ads.
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Then prostitutes.
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No! No!
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I am not going
down that road.
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What does
she look like?
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She's good-looking.
How good-looking?
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Very good-looking.
Really good-looking?
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Really very good-looking.
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Would you take her out?
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Yes, I would
take her out.
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Oh, you hesitated.
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What hesitate?
I didn't hesitate.
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Something's up here.
You hesitated.
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I'm telling you,
she's good-looking.
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What about the body?
What kind of body.
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Good body. Nice body.
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How nice?
Nice.
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Just nice?
Pretty nice.
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Really good?
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Really very nice
and good.
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What about personality?
Good personality.
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Funny.
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Bright.
Smarter than me?
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I don't want anyone
smarter than me.
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How could she be
smarter than you?
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All right, let's see.
Let's see. What else?
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What else?
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Oh, yeah.
What does she do?
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First of all...
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what does he do?
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He was
in real estate.
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Um, now, he's not working
right now--
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Um, now, he's not working
right now--
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Oh! He's not working?
No.
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No. No. No.
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How come he's
not working?
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Well-- Well,
I mean,
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[LAUGHS]
he got fired.
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Why did he get fired?
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W-- Uh...
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Oh, right.
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Um, well, he...
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He tried to...
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poison his boss.
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Excuse me?
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It's such a long story,
Cynthia.
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Seriously, I mean, he just had
some problems at work.
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Is he nuts?
No!
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Is he nuts?
No!
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No, no. He's a really,
really funny guy.
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[LAUGHS]
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What does he look like?
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Pardon?
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What does he look like?
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Um... Well, he's got a lot of
character in his face.
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Um, he's short.
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Um, he's stocky.
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He's fat.
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Is that what you're saying,
that he fat?
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Powerful.
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He is so powerful.
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He can lift 100 pounds
right up over his head.
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And, um...
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What else?
What else?
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What else?
What else?
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Oh, r-- Um
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Right, well...
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Yeah, he's--
He's kind of--
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Just kind of, unh,
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losing his hair.
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He's bald?
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No!
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No, no, no.
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He's not bald.
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He's balding.
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So he will be bald?
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Yeah.
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What kind of hair?
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You know,
long, dark hair.
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Flowing?
263
00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:10,966
Flowing?
264
00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,533
Is it flowing?
265
00:09:12,566 --> 00:09:13,001
I like flowing,
cascading hair.
266
00:09:13,001 --> 00:09:15,166
I like flowing,
cascading hair.
267
00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:18,666
Thick, lustrous hair is
very important to me.
268
00:09:24,733 --> 00:09:26,666
"Thick, lustrous hair
is very important to me,"
269
00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,233
Is that what you said?
Yeah, that's right.
270
00:09:28,266 --> 00:09:29,933
Just clarifying.
271
00:09:31,066 --> 00:09:32,866
Let me ask you this.
272
00:09:37,866 --> 00:09:40,133
If you stick your hand
in the hair...
273
00:09:40,166 --> 00:09:41,933
is it easy
to get it out?
274
00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:47,233
Do you wanna be able
to get it out?
275
00:09:47,266 --> 00:09:49,733
Or do you wanna not be able
to get it out?
276
00:09:49,766 --> 00:09:51,566
I'd like to be able
to get it out.
277
00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:53,233
I think
you'll get it out.
278
00:09:54,266 --> 00:09:55,733
What about the skin?
279
00:09:55,766 --> 00:09:58,700
I need a good cheek.
I like a good cheek.
280
00:09:58,733 --> 00:10:00,700
She's got a fine cheek.
281
00:10:00,733 --> 00:10:02,400
Is there a pinkish hue?
282
00:10:05,366 --> 00:10:06,833
A pinkish hue?
283
00:10:06,866 --> 00:10:09,500
Yes, a--
A rosy glow.
284
00:10:10,266 --> 00:10:11,866
There's a hue.
285
00:10:13,166 --> 00:10:14,333
She's got
great eyebrows.
286
00:10:14,366 --> 00:10:16,533
Women kill to have
her eyebrows.
287
00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,266
Who cares
about eyebrows?
288
00:10:23,233 --> 00:10:24,400
Is she sweet?
289
00:10:24,433 --> 00:10:26,000
I like sweet.
290
00:10:26,033 --> 00:10:28,833
But not too sweet.
You could throw up from that.
291
00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:34,366
I don't think
you'll throw up.
292
00:10:35,866 --> 00:10:38,000
She likes to throw up.
293
00:10:44,666 --> 00:10:45,900
Has he ever been married?
294
00:10:45,933 --> 00:10:47,000
No.
295
00:10:47,666 --> 00:10:48,933
Has he been close?
296
00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:53,000
He once spent a weekend
with a woman.
297
00:10:56,700 --> 00:10:59,300
He didn't really try
to poison his boss.
298
00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:01,166
Yeah, he did.
299
00:11:06,254 --> 00:11:08,387
GEORGE:
We had an incredible
phone conversation.
300
00:11:08,421 --> 00:11:10,254
We talked for
like 20 minutes.
301
00:11:10,287 --> 00:11:13,254
I threw away my notes
in the middle of the call.
302
00:11:15,854 --> 00:11:18,221
You know, I thought she had
a great voice timbre.
303
00:11:18,254 --> 00:11:19,821
Is it "timbre"
or "tambre"?
304
00:11:19,854 --> 00:11:20,887
I think it's tambre.
305
00:11:20,921 --> 00:11:23,021
Huh. Why did I think
it was timbre?
306
00:11:23,054 --> 00:11:24,654
Yeah, she could do
voice-over commercials.
307
00:11:24,687 --> 00:11:26,254
Why didn't you tell me
about her voice?
308
00:11:26,287 --> 00:11:27,254
I didn't notice
the voice.
309
00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:29,521
It's mellifluous.
310
00:11:30,621 --> 00:11:32,354
So, Saturday night.
311
00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:34,122
She had to be impressed
by that conversation. Had to.
312
00:11:34,122 --> 00:11:34,887
She had to be impressed
by that conversation. Had to.
313
00:11:34,921 --> 00:11:37,821
It was a great performance.
I am unbelievable on the phone.
314
00:11:37,854 --> 00:11:39,221
On the date,
they should just have
315
00:11:39,254 --> 00:11:41,254
two phones on the table
at the restaurant.
316
00:11:41,287 --> 00:11:42,254
Done.
317
00:11:42,287 --> 00:11:43,587
[LAUGHS]
318
00:11:43,621 --> 00:11:46,487
Hi.
Hi!
319
00:11:46,521 --> 00:11:48,087
You know?
Saturday night.
320
00:11:48,121 --> 00:11:49,521
I know.
321
00:11:49,554 --> 00:11:50,854
So, what did she say?
322
00:11:50,887 --> 00:11:53,087
She said you're getting
together Saturday night.
323
00:11:53,121 --> 00:11:54,454
Yeah.
324
00:11:55,387 --> 00:11:56,421
That's it?
325
00:11:56,454 --> 00:11:57,854
Yeah.
326
00:11:57,887 --> 00:12:00,021
She didn't mention anything
about the conversation?
327
00:12:00,054 --> 00:12:01,221
No.
328
00:12:03,187 --> 00:12:04,122
Well, you see?
I don't get that.
329
00:12:04,122 --> 00:12:05,887
Well, you see?
I don't get that.
330
00:12:05,921 --> 00:12:08,421
What, we had a relaxed,
stimulating, great conversation.
331
00:12:08,454 --> 00:12:10,221
She doesn't mention it?
Why doesn't she mention it?
332
00:12:10,254 --> 00:12:11,487
What?
Well, she could've
333
00:12:11,521 --> 00:12:13,554
mentioned the conversation.
All right. All right.
334
00:12:13,587 --> 00:12:15,921
I'll go on the date,
but that's that.
335
00:12:18,021 --> 00:12:18,987
Hey.
336
00:12:19,021 --> 00:12:20,254
ALL: Hey.
337
00:12:21,421 --> 00:12:23,387
Do you know my friend
Bob Sakamano?
338
00:12:23,421 --> 00:12:24,721
Oh, the guy
from Jersey.
339
00:12:24,754 --> 00:12:27,754
Yeah, he just got a job
at a condom factory in Edison.
340
00:12:28,954 --> 00:12:30,554
Look at this.
He gave me a gross.
341
00:12:30,587 --> 00:12:31,787
Look at that.
342
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,354
What are you gonna do
with all of them?
343
00:12:36,387 --> 00:12:37,854
Oh, well.
344
00:12:43,421 --> 00:12:45,087
Come on. Take some, Jerry.
Grab them.
345
00:12:45,121 --> 00:12:48,054
No, thanks. They look like
they came out of a cereal box.
346
00:12:48,087 --> 00:12:51,521
Hey, come on, Elaine,
here. Take half a bag.
347
00:12:51,554 --> 00:12:52,521
Gotta, gotta.
348
00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:54,887
Half a bag?
349
00:12:54,921 --> 00:12:57,187
What am I, a hooker?
350
00:12:58,721 --> 00:13:01,354
Anyway, they look
kind of cheap.
351
00:13:01,387 --> 00:13:02,421
Naw.
352
00:13:02,454 --> 00:13:04,122
I'll take one.
353
00:13:04,122 --> 00:13:04,454
I'll take one.
354
00:13:06,554 --> 00:13:08,221
Yeah.
355
00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:09,787
It's possible.
356
00:13:11,287 --> 00:13:13,987
The problem with the condom
is still...
357
00:13:14,021 --> 00:13:15,054
buying them.
358
00:13:15,087 --> 00:13:17,487
I think we should have,
like, a secret...
359
00:13:17,521 --> 00:13:19,687
signal with the druggist.
360
00:13:19,721 --> 00:13:21,254
That you just walk
into the drug store,
361
00:13:21,287 --> 00:13:22,854
go to the counter.
He looks at you.
362
00:13:22,887 --> 00:13:24,387
And if you go like this--
363
00:13:26,287 --> 00:13:29,154
He puts them in the bag
for you. That's it.
364
00:13:29,187 --> 00:13:30,154
Show up there,
you put
365
00:13:30,187 --> 00:13:31,254
your little shaving cream,
366
00:13:31,287 --> 00:13:32,721
your little toothpaste,
you know.
367
00:13:32,754 --> 00:13:33,721
"How are you today?"
368
00:13:35,287 --> 00:13:37,654
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
369
00:13:37,687 --> 00:13:38,654
"Have a nice day."
370
00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:40,221
"You too."
371
00:13:42,554 --> 00:13:44,554
So where are they already?
It's a quarter to 12.
372
00:13:44,587 --> 00:13:46,587
They should be back by now.
What did they do?
373
00:13:46,621 --> 00:13:48,354
I think they went out
to dinner.
374
00:13:48,387 --> 00:13:50,821
Oh, wait. I got another call.
That must be him.
375
00:13:50,854 --> 00:13:52,687
Hello.
Yeah, it's me. I just got home.
376
00:13:52,721 --> 00:13:54,554
Oh, hold on.
377
00:13:54,587 --> 00:13:55,754
It's George.
He just got home.
378
00:13:55,787 --> 00:13:57,554
Yeah, yeah. I got Cynthia
on the other line.
379
00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,354
I'll call you back
as soon as I'm done.
380
00:13:59,387 --> 00:14:01,754
Remember our pact:
full disclosure.
381
00:14:01,787 --> 00:14:03,987
Of course.
382
00:14:04,021 --> 00:14:04,122
Yeah, go ahead.
383
00:14:04,122 --> 00:14:06,054
Yeah, go ahead.
384
00:14:06,087 --> 00:14:07,587
All right, look,
I'm gonna tell you,
385
00:14:07,621 --> 00:14:08,987
but I made a pact
with Cynthia.
386
00:14:09,021 --> 00:14:11,021
We swore we were not gonna
tell you and Elaine.
387
00:14:11,054 --> 00:14:13,221
You can tell me. I'll vault it.
It's in the vault?
388
00:14:13,254 --> 00:14:16,454
I'm locking the vault.
What? Come on.
389
00:14:17,754 --> 00:14:19,187
We had sex.
390
00:14:19,221 --> 00:14:20,654
Oh, my God,
you had sex?
391
00:14:20,687 --> 00:14:21,654
How did that happen?
392
00:14:21,687 --> 00:14:22,754
I don't know.
393
00:14:22,787 --> 00:14:24,421
I closed my eyes
and made a move.
394
00:14:24,454 --> 00:14:26,021
At your apartment?
Yeah.
395
00:14:26,054 --> 00:14:28,054
She didn't stay over?
No. She left.
396
00:14:28,087 --> 00:14:30,887
But l-listen, you can't mention
any of this to Elaine.
397
00:14:30,921 --> 00:14:33,921
Cynthia will kill me.
We made a deal.
398
00:14:33,954 --> 00:14:34,122
Oh, my God.
399
00:14:34,122 --> 00:14:35,421
Oh, my God.
400
00:14:35,454 --> 00:14:37,887
He was uncomfortable
because it was our first time.
401
00:14:37,921 --> 00:14:41,254
So he felt he'd perform better
if we did it in the kitchen.
402
00:14:41,287 --> 00:14:42,254
What?
403
00:14:42,287 --> 00:14:43,421
Yeah, he says
the kitchen
404
00:14:43,454 --> 00:14:45,321
is always the most sociable room
in the house.
405
00:14:45,354 --> 00:14:47,021
And he was serious.
406
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:48,754
So how was it?
407
00:14:48,787 --> 00:14:49,887
How good could it be?
408
00:14:49,921 --> 00:14:52,421
My head was on
a hot plate.
409
00:14:52,454 --> 00:14:54,721
Oh. Wait, I got another call.
That must be Jerry.
410
00:14:54,754 --> 00:14:56,687
Oh, wait. Don't you tell him
any of this.
411
00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:58,421
Yeah, okay. Okay.
412
00:14:59,587 --> 00:15:02,387
Hello?
So, what did she say?
413
00:15:02,421 --> 00:15:03,687
What did he have
to say?
414
00:15:03,721 --> 00:15:04,122
He said he had
a good time.
415
00:15:04,122 --> 00:15:05,721
He said he had
a good time.
416
00:15:05,754 --> 00:15:06,921
Her too.
417
00:15:06,954 --> 00:15:08,054
Oh, good.
418
00:15:08,087 --> 00:15:09,054
Anything else?
419
00:15:09,087 --> 00:15:10,321
No.
420
00:15:10,354 --> 00:15:11,387
You?
421
00:15:11,421 --> 00:15:12,754
No.
422
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:13,887
You sure?
423
00:15:13,921 --> 00:15:15,554
Yeah.
424
00:15:15,587 --> 00:15:17,254
You?
425
00:15:17,287 --> 00:15:18,421
Yeah.
426
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:23,487
All right, well...
427
00:15:23,521 --> 00:15:25,821
I guess everything
is under control.
428
00:15:25,854 --> 00:15:28,254
Yeah. Okay then.
429
00:15:28,287 --> 00:15:29,987
Alrighty.
430
00:15:30,021 --> 00:15:31,421
Good night.
Good night.
431
00:15:35,187 --> 00:15:36,821
GEORGE:
I left three messages.
432
00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:38,554
I can't believe
this woman.
433
00:15:38,587 --> 00:15:40,687
She has sex with me,
leaves 10 minutes later,
434
00:15:40,721 --> 00:15:42,254
then I never
hear from her again.
435
00:15:42,287 --> 00:15:44,354
What kind of a person
does this?
436
00:15:44,387 --> 00:15:45,821
I mean, she used me.
437
00:15:45,854 --> 00:15:46,821
I feel...
438
00:15:46,854 --> 00:15:48,587
cheap and violated.
439
00:15:53,054 --> 00:15:54,487
Well, I'm gonna do
something about this.
440
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:55,687
Oh, what are you
gonna do?
441
00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:56,687
Never mind.
442
00:15:56,721 --> 00:15:58,021
Disgraceful.
443
00:15:58,054 --> 00:16:00,421
Leaves you sitting there
on the kitchen floor like--
444
00:16:00,454 --> 00:16:03,487
Like some kind of
roach trap.
445
00:16:03,521 --> 00:16:04,122
The "Wham, bam,
thank you, ma'am."
446
00:16:04,122 --> 00:16:05,754
The "Wham, bam,
thank you, ma'am."
447
00:16:05,787 --> 00:16:08,554
"Sir." Whatever.
448
00:16:08,587 --> 00:16:10,654
She's not gonna
get away with this.
449
00:16:10,687 --> 00:16:12,321
I-I-I keep
racking my brain
450
00:16:12,354 --> 00:16:14,487
to try and figure out
what I did.
451
00:16:14,521 --> 00:16:16,821
I was smart.
I was funny. I--
452
00:16:16,854 --> 00:16:18,721
I made great small talk
with the waitress
453
00:16:18,754 --> 00:16:20,754
so she could see I could
relate to the commoners.
454
00:16:20,787 --> 00:16:23,421
You know, I'm a man
of the people.
455
00:16:23,454 --> 00:16:24,987
I'm gonna call her.
No, don't call.
456
00:16:25,021 --> 00:16:26,587
No, I'm calling her.
No, Jerry, don't call.
457
00:16:26,621 --> 00:16:28,221
No, forget it.
I don't want you to.
458
00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:30,654
I'm calling. Get away from me.
Jerry, don't. Give me the phone.
459
00:16:30,687 --> 00:16:33,554
You wanna fight me?
Jerry, I'm gonna kill you.
460
00:16:33,587 --> 00:16:34,122
Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey!
461
00:16:34,122 --> 00:16:35,654
Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey!
462
00:16:35,687 --> 00:16:37,587
Hey, come on, Jerry, George.
Now stop it.
463
00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:39,387
I'll call her when you leave.
I don't care.
464
00:16:39,421 --> 00:16:40,821
You can't. It's none of
your business!
465
00:16:40,854 --> 00:16:42,487
It is so my business.
Give me that!
466
00:16:42,521 --> 00:16:45,187
Hey, hey!
Stop it, boys!
467
00:16:48,354 --> 00:16:50,221
I don't want another word
from either of you.
468
00:16:50,254 --> 00:16:52,521
Well, tell him to give me my--
Hey, hey, hey!
469
00:16:54,621 --> 00:16:56,754
The next one of you that opens
your mouth, says something,
470
00:16:56,787 --> 00:16:58,621
you're gonna have to
deal with me.
471
00:17:00,621 --> 00:17:02,654
You know, I bet I know
what this is about.
472
00:17:02,687 --> 00:17:03,921
It's about a woman, isn't it?
473
00:17:03,954 --> 00:17:04,122
Yeah, but--
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You see?
474
00:17:04,122 --> 00:17:05,587
Yeah, but--
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You see?
475
00:17:05,621 --> 00:17:07,754
This is exactly
what they wanna do to you.
476
00:17:07,787 --> 00:17:09,587
They play one
against the other.
477
00:17:09,621 --> 00:17:11,754
You can't let them
manipulate you like that.
478
00:17:11,787 --> 00:17:13,321
But, Kramer--
No, no, no!
479
00:17:13,354 --> 00:17:15,321
I want you guys
to shake hands.
480
00:17:15,354 --> 00:17:17,721
Come on, there are plenty women
out there for all of us.
481
00:17:17,754 --> 00:17:19,854
Let's go.
Shake.
482
00:17:19,887 --> 00:17:21,821
Yes! You see?
483
00:17:21,854 --> 00:17:23,521
Isn't that better
than fighting?
484
00:17:23,554 --> 00:17:24,921
Animosity?
485
00:17:24,954 --> 00:17:27,721
I mean, you wanna fight with
somebody, you fight with me.
486
00:17:29,121 --> 00:17:31,587
Oh, by the way, George. You know
those condoms I gave you?
487
00:17:31,621 --> 00:17:33,521
They're defective.
Don't use them.
488
00:17:40,287 --> 00:17:41,521
What?
Yeah.
489
00:17:41,554 --> 00:17:43,554
Defective?
Yeah.
490
00:17:43,587 --> 00:17:46,154
How could you give me
a defective condom?
491
00:17:46,187 --> 00:17:47,387
[BOTH SCREAMING]
492
00:17:47,421 --> 00:17:49,387
I didn't even know
they were defective.
493
00:17:49,421 --> 00:17:50,754
I didn't even think
you'd use them.
494
00:17:50,787 --> 00:17:51,887
What do you mean--!
495
00:17:51,921 --> 00:17:53,587
All right. Take it easy.
Take it easy.
496
00:17:53,621 --> 00:17:56,287
You guys,
just spread out!
497
00:18:04,921 --> 00:18:06,254
Don't worry about it.
498
00:18:06,287 --> 00:18:08,054
If anything was wrong,
she'd have called you already.
499
00:18:10,021 --> 00:18:11,487
I missed my period.
500
00:18:11,521 --> 00:18:12,487
[GASPS]
501
00:18:12,521 --> 00:18:13,721
Oh, my God!
502
00:18:13,754 --> 00:18:15,554
I am very worried.
503
00:18:15,587 --> 00:18:17,821
I am never late.
504
00:18:17,854 --> 00:18:19,721
But he used a condom,
right?
505
00:18:19,754 --> 00:18:22,787
I know, but these things
aren't always foolproof.
506
00:18:23,887 --> 00:18:26,054
Oh, no.
507
00:18:27,721 --> 00:18:28,687
What?
508
00:18:29,387 --> 00:18:30,887
Was it blue?
509
00:18:32,687 --> 00:18:34,122
Yeah. How'd you know?
510
00:18:34,122 --> 00:18:34,754
Yeah. How'd you know?
511
00:18:36,221 --> 00:18:37,887
Just a hunch.
512
00:18:39,887 --> 00:18:40,887
JERRY:
Ow!
513
00:18:40,921 --> 00:18:42,587
Ow!
514
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,821
It says "twist-off."
Twist off!
515
00:18:44,854 --> 00:18:47,121
Twist! Off!
516
00:18:48,887 --> 00:18:50,021
Oh, hi.
517
00:18:50,521 --> 00:18:51,654
Soda?
518
00:18:51,687 --> 00:18:53,387
No, thanks.
519
00:18:54,287 --> 00:18:56,054
So tell me.
520
00:18:56,087 --> 00:18:58,654
What's the problem with
your little flaky friend?
521
00:18:58,687 --> 00:19:00,221
She doesn't
return calls?
522
00:19:00,254 --> 00:19:03,021
Ah, who are you to talk
about her like that?
523
00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:04,122
She'll call him
when she's good and ready.
524
00:19:04,122 --> 00:19:05,154
She'll call him
when she's good and ready.
525
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:06,154
You don't even know her.
526
00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:07,421
Oh, I know her.
527
00:19:07,454 --> 00:19:09,354
I know her type.
528
00:19:09,387 --> 00:19:10,487
Her type?
529
00:19:10,521 --> 00:19:11,654
What type?
530
00:19:11,687 --> 00:19:13,187
The type that doesn't
return phone calls.
531
00:19:13,221 --> 00:19:14,587
I knew we shouldn't
have done it.
532
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:17,321
It was a bad idea
in the first place. I told you.
533
00:19:17,354 --> 00:19:19,987
You told me? You pushed
this whole thing on me.
534
00:19:20,021 --> 00:19:21,487
It was your idea.
535
00:19:21,521 --> 00:19:24,254
I was just helping your
bitter, twisted friend.
536
00:19:24,287 --> 00:19:25,754
She's not bitter.
537
00:19:25,787 --> 00:19:27,754
Well, bitter's a judgment call,
but she's twisted.
538
00:19:27,787 --> 00:19:31,321
Twisted? God,
I did you a favor!
539
00:19:31,354 --> 00:19:32,821
You said they had
a good time.
540
00:19:32,854 --> 00:19:34,122
Is there anything else
you're keeping from me?
541
00:19:34,122 --> 00:19:34,387
Is there anything else
you're keeping from me?
542
00:19:34,421 --> 00:19:35,554
Are you calling me
a liar?
543
00:19:35,587 --> 00:19:36,921
I'm calling you one
if you are.
544
00:19:36,954 --> 00:19:38,021
You a liar?
Are you?
545
00:19:38,054 --> 00:19:39,421
Get your finger
out of my face.
546
00:19:39,454 --> 00:19:40,821
Get yours out.
I was here first.
547
00:19:40,854 --> 00:19:42,754
I don't care.
Get it out!
548
00:19:42,787 --> 00:19:44,421
Get it out!
Out! Out!
549
00:19:44,454 --> 00:19:45,421
Hey, hey, hey!
All right.
550
00:19:45,454 --> 00:19:47,187
Hey, hey! Come on,
stop it!
551
00:19:47,221 --> 00:19:49,987
Come on. Break it up!
552
00:19:50,021 --> 00:19:51,754
Hey, hey!
553
00:19:51,787 --> 00:19:53,887
What's the matter
with you?
554
00:19:55,187 --> 00:19:57,387
Now, don't you two see...
555
00:19:57,421 --> 00:19:59,754
that you're in love
with each other?
556
00:20:02,387 --> 00:20:04,122
I mean, why can't you
face that already?
557
00:20:04,122 --> 00:20:04,487
I mean, why can't you
face that already?
558
00:20:04,521 --> 00:20:05,754
You're running around
out there
559
00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:07,254
looking for something
that's not even there
560
00:20:07,287 --> 00:20:08,521
when everything
that you dream of
561
00:20:08,554 --> 00:20:09,521
is right here
562
00:20:09,554 --> 00:20:10,987
right here
in front of you.
563
00:20:11,021 --> 00:20:13,654
Now why can't you
admit that?
564
00:20:13,687 --> 00:20:16,521
By the way, when you see George,
give him these. These'll work.
565
00:20:16,554 --> 00:20:18,354
[GASPS]
566
00:20:18,387 --> 00:20:21,687
I knew those condoms
were defective!
567
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,387
Oh.
How did you know
568
00:20:23,421 --> 00:20:25,021
they were defective?!
569
00:20:25,054 --> 00:20:26,154
Because!
570
00:20:26,187 --> 00:20:29,054
Because she missed
her period!
571
00:20:30,221 --> 00:20:32,254
She missed
her period?
572
00:20:35,921 --> 00:20:38,021
Oh, my God!
573
00:20:38,054 --> 00:20:40,321
I can't believe it.
574
00:20:40,354 --> 00:20:41,821
I'm a father!
575
00:20:41,854 --> 00:20:42,821
I did it!
576
00:20:42,854 --> 00:20:44,554
My boys can swim!
577
00:20:44,587 --> 00:20:45,887
I can do it!
578
00:20:45,921 --> 00:20:47,254
I can do it!
579
00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:48,754
I'm a father!
580
00:20:53,754 --> 00:20:54,921
CYNTHIA:
So he shows up.
581
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,854
He's all out of breath.
He's disheveled.
582
00:20:56,887 --> 00:20:59,187
And he tells me
that no matter happens,
583
00:20:59,221 --> 00:21:00,387
whatever I decide
584
00:21:00,421 --> 00:21:01,854
is fine with him.
[GASPS]
585
00:21:01,887 --> 00:21:03,354
And that I could
depend on him
586
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:04,122
and that he would
be there
587
00:21:04,122 --> 00:21:04,521
and that he would
be there
588
00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:07,054
to support me
in whatever way I need.
589
00:21:07,087 --> 00:21:10,221
Elaine, I was speechless.
590
00:21:10,254 --> 00:21:11,854
Wow. Wow.
591
00:21:11,887 --> 00:21:13,687
You see? You think
you know somebody.
592
00:21:13,721 --> 00:21:16,221
I said to him,
"I really appreciate this, but
593
00:21:16,254 --> 00:21:17,554
I just got my period."
594
00:21:17,587 --> 00:21:19,387
Yeah.
And so I asked him to come in--
595
00:21:19,421 --> 00:21:21,087
GEORGE:
Hi.
Oh, hi.
596
00:21:21,121 --> 00:21:22,854
Sorry we're late.
We got so...
597
00:21:22,887 --> 00:21:26,187
hung up in traffic.
I'm sorry.
598
00:21:26,221 --> 00:21:28,221
What happened?
Acting.
599
00:21:31,054 --> 00:21:32,887
Very mature.
Thank you.
600
00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:36,021
Hi, Cynthia.
Hi.
601
00:21:36,054 --> 00:21:38,554
Well, this is a great place
to sit you got here.
602
00:21:38,587 --> 00:21:40,087
It's the best seat
in the house.
603
00:21:40,121 --> 00:21:41,154
Right next to
the kitchen.
604
00:21:41,187 --> 00:21:43,087
Oh, stop it. Stop it.
605
00:21:43,854 --> 00:21:45,687
[LAUGHS]
606
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:46,987
So, what are these?
607
00:21:47,021 --> 00:21:48,821
Oh, we ordered appetizers.
Start eating.
608
00:21:48,854 --> 00:21:50,654
Oh, fabulous.
609
00:21:50,687 --> 00:21:52,821
Mmm. Mm-mmm.
610
00:21:52,854 --> 00:21:53,987
Mmmm.
611
00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:55,954
This is good.
Oh, this is good.
612
00:21:57,021 --> 00:21:59,754
Is that salt?
Is this salt on this?
613
00:21:59,787 --> 00:22:01,854
Is there salt on this?
614
00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:03,887
But have you ever
fixed anybody up?
615
00:22:03,921 --> 00:22:04,122
Why do we do it? Why?
WOMAN: Good time.
616
00:22:04,122 --> 00:22:06,321
Why do we do it? Why?
WOMAN: Good time.
617
00:22:06,354 --> 00:22:08,154
You thought
they would have a good time
618
00:22:08,187 --> 00:22:09,821
and little power trips
for you, isn't it?
619
00:22:09,854 --> 00:22:10,987
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
620
00:22:11,021 --> 00:22:12,854
Now you're playing God.
Of course, God...
621
00:22:12,887 --> 00:22:15,654
was the first person
to fix people up.
622
00:22:15,687 --> 00:22:17,721
He fixed up Adam and Eve,
you know?
623
00:22:17,754 --> 00:22:19,754
I'm sure he said to Adam,
"No, she's nice.
624
00:22:19,787 --> 00:22:21,221
"She's, uh...
625
00:22:21,254 --> 00:22:22,921
"She's, uh...
626
00:22:22,954 --> 00:22:25,421
"Yes, she's very free
about her body.
627
00:22:25,454 --> 00:22:27,921
"Doesn't really wear much.
628
00:22:27,954 --> 00:22:31,454
She was going out with a snake.
I think that's over though."
629
00:22:40,621 --> 00:22:43,554
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