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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:42,731 --> 00:00:45,232 I'm here to retrieve the hornet device. 2 00:00:45,234 --> 00:00:46,634 Hand it over quietly... 3 00:00:46,636 --> 00:00:50,237 And you boys will live to powder your boss' wig in the morning. 4 00:00:51,207 --> 00:00:52,940 Very amusing... 5 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:08,322 ...but quite ill advised. 6 00:01:08,324 --> 00:01:12,626 For you see this facility is crawling with my men... 7 00:01:12,628 --> 00:01:14,261 And you... 8 00:01:14,263 --> 00:01:16,764 You are quite far from the hornet device. 9 00:01:16,766 --> 00:01:18,332 I see. 10 00:01:18,334 --> 00:01:20,267 Well, my mistake. 11 00:01:20,269 --> 00:01:22,436 Uh, good luck with the whole Genesis thing... 12 00:01:22,438 --> 00:01:23,671 See you later. 13 00:01:23,673 --> 00:01:25,072 Neil stryker... 14 00:01:25,074 --> 00:01:26,940 ...your days are numbered. 15 00:01:26,942 --> 00:01:28,609 Make it quick boys! 16 00:01:31,646 --> 00:01:34,381 Don't be a afraid, gentlemen! 17 00:01:34,383 --> 00:01:36,417 He's just a boy! 18 00:01:41,456 --> 00:01:44,425 Yah! Yah! Ah! 19 00:02:09,317 --> 00:02:12,019 Let go of him, he's getting married next week. 20 00:02:20,295 --> 00:02:23,263 Yah! Yah! Yah! 21 00:02:24,165 --> 00:02:26,266 She's just a girl, stryker... 22 00:02:26,268 --> 00:02:28,302 Having problems? 23 00:02:31,072 --> 00:02:32,272 Ah! 24 00:02:56,064 --> 00:02:57,698 As agile as ever. 25 00:02:59,334 --> 00:03:02,336 But you're as dangerous as you are stupid! 26 00:03:02,338 --> 00:03:03,771 My dear boy... 27 00:03:04,739 --> 00:03:08,175 ...have you forgot you foolhardy days at school 28 00:03:08,177 --> 00:03:10,811 when I'd spank your bare bottom? 29 00:03:10,813 --> 00:03:12,045 Neil stryker... 30 00:03:13,047 --> 00:03:16,316 ...you've always been the fly in my ointment. 31 00:03:16,318 --> 00:03:19,219 I've waited a long time for this. 32 00:03:19,221 --> 00:03:21,255 I'm really going to enjoy-- 33 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:33,233 stryker, come in! 34 00:03:33,235 --> 00:03:34,334 What's up, chief? 35 00:03:34,336 --> 00:03:35,335 Status report. 36 00:03:35,337 --> 00:03:37,037 Mission accomplished. 37 00:03:37,039 --> 00:03:38,539 Hornet device secure. 38 00:03:38,541 --> 00:03:40,941 Remember, we're taking the commodore alive! 39 00:03:40,943 --> 00:03:44,044 Now, when you save alive... 40 00:04:24,652 --> 00:04:26,320 Turn the lights on, please. 41 00:04:26,322 --> 00:04:27,821 Uh, sure. 42 00:04:29,591 --> 00:04:31,692 Says here that when they brought him in 43 00:04:31,694 --> 00:04:34,428 he was wearing some sort of protective eyewear. 44 00:04:34,430 --> 00:04:35,162 Maybe... 45 00:04:36,164 --> 00:04:38,432 Could we have his protective eyewear, please? 46 00:04:38,434 --> 00:04:39,833 Ok, yeah. 47 00:04:56,517 --> 00:04:58,385 Gentlemen... 48 00:04:58,387 --> 00:05:03,657 You must accept my most Sincere apology for my behavior. 49 00:05:03,659 --> 00:05:05,158 It's my eyes. 50 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:08,328 They're extremely sensitive to the light. 51 00:05:08,330 --> 00:05:10,130 Allow me to express my gratitude. 52 00:05:11,399 --> 00:05:14,868 Imagine yourself, oh, years from now, 53 00:05:14,870 --> 00:05:17,504 looking back at a life of precious memories 54 00:05:17,506 --> 00:05:21,408 which you'll surely Cherish for another ten or twenty more. 55 00:05:21,410 --> 00:05:25,879 But then you stop and realize that these memories don't exist yet. 56 00:05:25,881 --> 00:05:28,515 Life is one thing and one thing only. 57 00:05:28,517 --> 00:05:32,753 That being the very moment that stands before you now. 58 00:05:32,755 --> 00:05:37,090 Each passing second delivering your fate to your front door like a steam engine 59 00:05:37,092 --> 00:05:39,927 traveling faster and faster until the counting seconds 60 00:05:39,929 --> 00:05:41,995 have reached their end. 61 00:05:50,538 --> 00:05:52,005 Are they dead? 62 00:05:53,675 --> 00:05:55,075 Once again... 63 00:05:55,077 --> 00:05:57,177 ...your cunning proves priceless my lord. 64 00:05:57,179 --> 00:05:59,713 Now, just hold still and we'll get you out of here. 65 00:05:59,715 --> 00:06:01,381 Uh... now, darrel, 66 00:06:01,383 --> 00:06:03,417 I trust you've taken care of those things? 67 00:06:04,285 --> 00:06:06,053 Oh, yes. 68 00:06:06,055 --> 00:06:08,822 I've replaced the video feed with a recording of you 69 00:06:08,824 --> 00:06:10,757 at your last years' evaluation. 70 00:06:10,759 --> 00:06:13,560 There's no need to fret, your grace. 71 00:06:13,562 --> 00:06:16,863 This assessment is going as well as the last. 72 00:06:31,179 --> 00:06:32,179 How we doin'? 73 00:06:32,181 --> 00:06:34,548 My lord, we are synchronized... 74 00:06:34,550 --> 00:06:35,582 Perfectly. 75 00:06:37,552 --> 00:06:39,119 All we need do is wait. 76 00:06:41,723 --> 00:06:44,524 And... it's... Christmas. 77 00:06:47,328 --> 00:06:48,628 After you. 78 00:06:49,163 --> 00:06:50,864 Danke schoen! 79 00:07:00,942 --> 00:07:01,975 Hi. 80 00:07:27,568 --> 00:07:29,302 Keep it moving, ladies. 81 00:07:31,439 --> 00:07:33,607 Your grace please... 82 00:07:33,609 --> 00:07:35,142 It'll be just a moment. 83 00:07:41,382 --> 00:07:42,482 Evening, Carl. 84 00:07:42,484 --> 00:07:46,820 Listen, I'm just gonna play it straight with you, Carl, because you know what? 85 00:07:46,822 --> 00:07:47,821 You're my kind of guy. 86 00:07:47,823 --> 00:07:49,556 I need to get prisoner 113 87 00:07:49,558 --> 00:07:53,160 into this transport evac immediately. 88 00:07:53,162 --> 00:07:55,462 Otherwise the higher-ups are really going to have my hide. 89 00:07:55,464 --> 00:07:57,431 Well, you can have it but... 90 00:07:57,433 --> 00:07:59,266 Nurse is back there cleaning up a little accident. 91 00:07:59,268 --> 00:08:01,568 You know how ladies can be on a long trip. 92 00:08:01,570 --> 00:08:03,904 So, uh.. What's up with the suit? 93 00:08:03,906 --> 00:08:06,239 Oh, this little guy? Well... 94 00:08:06,241 --> 00:08:08,608 Afterwards I gotta... Head to a funeral. 95 00:08:08,610 --> 00:08:10,477 Funeral? Whose funeral? 96 00:08:11,712 --> 00:08:12,813 Yours. 97 00:08:31,165 --> 00:08:33,333 I see you've decided to join us. 98 00:08:33,335 --> 00:08:35,602 Are you ready to behave? 99 00:08:35,604 --> 00:08:38,772 Or do I have to bash you one again? 100 00:08:40,274 --> 00:08:42,476 Well good. I'm sorry, your name? 101 00:08:43,544 --> 00:08:45,011 Sharon. 102 00:08:45,013 --> 00:08:46,279 Sharon, you're in terrible danger. 103 00:08:46,281 --> 00:08:48,849 We're terrible people, we're awful people. 104 00:08:48,851 --> 00:08:51,651 Fear us. You should fear us. Fear us! 105 00:08:51,653 --> 00:08:52,886 Frightened. 106 00:08:52,888 --> 00:08:54,454 Be frightened of us. 107 00:08:55,523 --> 00:08:57,357 To the back of the ship please. 108 00:08:57,359 --> 00:08:58,425 The back. 109 00:08:58,993 --> 00:09:01,528 Get out of my sight. I don't want to see ya. 110 00:09:01,530 --> 00:09:02,829 Alright, darrel. 111 00:09:02,831 --> 00:09:06,166 Conduct us to the new hidden fortress. 112 00:09:06,168 --> 00:09:07,667 Coordinates have been calculated. 113 00:09:07,669 --> 00:09:09,469 We are on our way. 114 00:09:13,574 --> 00:09:15,475 What is our next course of action? 115 00:09:17,145 --> 00:09:18,278 Kill... 116 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:19,346 Neil... 117 00:09:19,348 --> 00:09:20,514 Stryker! 118 00:09:42,870 --> 00:09:45,505 Hey, stryker. How ya doin'? 119 00:09:45,507 --> 00:09:49,409 How, uh, how are things goin' on your little suspension there? 120 00:09:49,411 --> 00:09:51,411 Probably getting a little restless, I suppose. 121 00:09:53,581 --> 00:09:54,981 Well, um... 122 00:09:54,983 --> 00:09:56,950 Listen, that leads me to my next uh... 123 00:09:56,952 --> 00:09:58,151 Problemo. 124 00:09:58,153 --> 00:09:59,219 I'm listening. 125 00:10:00,354 --> 00:10:03,790 The mad scientist has escaped from the mt. Ward asylum. 126 00:10:12,466 --> 00:10:15,168 I thought you told me there was no way that could ever happen. 127 00:10:15,170 --> 00:10:18,438 Right. Right. I did. Yeah. I did. 128 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:19,439 Listen. 129 00:10:19,441 --> 00:10:21,408 There was somebody working on the inside. 130 00:10:21,410 --> 00:10:23,577 What could I do, ok? Take a look at this guy. 131 00:10:23,579 --> 00:10:25,212 Darrel freeway. 132 00:10:25,214 --> 00:10:26,646 His parents must have hated him. 133 00:10:26,648 --> 00:10:28,815 Yeah, he looks like the type of scum that would team up 134 00:10:28,817 --> 00:10:30,383 with the mad scientist. 135 00:10:30,385 --> 00:10:31,818 He just killed three men 136 00:10:31,820 --> 00:10:33,520 and he took a woman nurse hostage. 137 00:10:33,522 --> 00:10:34,588 Ok? 138 00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:38,258 You're the only one that can save the day on this one. What do you say? 139 00:10:40,262 --> 00:10:41,761 Bullshit. 140 00:10:41,763 --> 00:10:44,564 - No! Stryker, don't do this to me! - I'll get back to ya. 141 00:10:44,566 --> 00:10:48,201 Your son is failing the kindergarten. 142 00:10:48,203 --> 00:10:49,836 Did you look at his grades? 143 00:10:50,871 --> 00:10:53,773 No, Barb. I did not look at his grades. 144 00:10:55,643 --> 00:10:58,378 No shit, ya fuckin' loser! 145 00:10:58,380 --> 00:11:02,749 'Cause you were fucking off up on the roof doing nothin' important! 146 00:11:02,751 --> 00:11:05,418 I'm stapling in the holiday lights, Barbara. 147 00:11:06,622 --> 00:11:08,655 That's about as important as it gets. 148 00:11:09,857 --> 00:11:13,860 No wonder our son is a goddamn failure. 149 00:11:13,862 --> 00:11:16,963 He takes after an old bastard who can't keep his job 150 00:11:16,965 --> 00:11:18,999 and spends his time fuckin' on the roof! 151 00:11:35,082 --> 00:11:36,483 Listen, Shelly 152 00:11:36,485 --> 00:11:38,218 I'm going to need you to watch the kid for a little while. 153 00:11:42,423 --> 00:11:44,658 Nah, she can't. She's dead. 154 00:11:46,727 --> 00:11:48,995 What do you mean "my stereo is broken"? 155 00:11:48,997 --> 00:11:51,197 Are you sure it's even plugged in? 156 00:11:52,633 --> 00:11:56,336 Look, I'll be by in half-an-hour to drop him off, ok? 157 00:11:56,338 --> 00:11:57,637 Good. 158 00:12:00,875 --> 00:12:04,377 This is supposed to be... Right there. 159 00:12:04,379 --> 00:12:06,846 - Hey there, cowboy. - Uh-huh? 160 00:12:06,848 --> 00:12:08,782 You ready to go to your aunt's house? 161 00:12:08,784 --> 00:12:11,051 No, no. Our house. 162 00:12:11,053 --> 00:12:12,852 That's fine. We'll go in a minute. 163 00:12:12,854 --> 00:12:14,521 Take your time. 164 00:12:14,523 --> 00:12:17,524 Your mother tells me your not doing very well in school. 165 00:12:17,526 --> 00:12:19,693 Shouldn't you be doing your homework right now? 166 00:12:20,795 --> 00:12:22,262 No. 167 00:12:23,597 --> 00:12:26,132 How do you expect to get good grades without doing your homework? 168 00:12:26,134 --> 00:12:28,368 Homework bites, daddy. 169 00:12:28,969 --> 00:12:30,603 Well, that's true. 170 00:12:30,605 --> 00:12:32,839 Homework definitely bites the big one. 171 00:12:32,841 --> 00:12:34,274 Daddy? 172 00:12:34,276 --> 00:12:36,109 Yeah, kid? 173 00:12:36,111 --> 00:12:37,911 When's mommy coming back? 174 00:12:38,679 --> 00:12:40,113 Your mother's dead, kid. 175 00:12:40,115 --> 00:12:41,648 I killed her. 176 00:12:42,316 --> 00:12:43,550 I'm just kidding. 177 00:12:43,552 --> 00:12:45,151 But she is dead. 178 00:12:53,594 --> 00:12:54,794 Sir. 179 00:13:00,701 --> 00:13:01,868 Thank you. 180 00:13:02,636 --> 00:13:04,904 Hey, Jack. - Yes, sir? 181 00:13:04,906 --> 00:13:06,439 What are these anomalies I'm seeing here? 182 00:13:06,441 --> 00:13:07,640 Unknown, sir. 183 00:13:07,642 --> 00:13:09,376 We've been analyzing it all morning. 184 00:13:09,378 --> 00:13:10,844 It's funny. 185 00:13:10,846 --> 00:13:12,679 I'm not getting any of that on my tracker. 186 00:13:12,681 --> 00:13:13,813 Your what, sir? 187 00:13:13,815 --> 00:13:15,181 Never mind. 188 00:13:15,183 --> 00:13:17,317 I'm going gonna make a pit stop before I go see Fred. 189 00:13:17,319 --> 00:13:18,585 Jack, 190 00:13:18,587 --> 00:13:20,353 keep your eye on the board. 191 00:13:26,927 --> 00:13:28,928 Hold the lift, buddy. 192 00:13:28,930 --> 00:13:30,163 Thanks. 193 00:13:30,165 --> 00:13:31,398 Any time. 194 00:13:36,837 --> 00:13:38,705 Checking out the uniform, huh? 195 00:13:38,707 --> 00:13:40,306 That's right. 196 00:13:40,308 --> 00:13:43,710 Just got promoted to assassin. - Great. 197 00:13:43,712 --> 00:13:45,779 I bet you wish you could have one of these. 198 00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:47,280 - Yeah. - Yeah. 199 00:13:48,783 --> 00:13:51,584 Well, all it takes is four years of hard work and training. 200 00:13:51,586 --> 00:13:53,219 You'll be on your way. 201 00:13:54,689 --> 00:13:57,056 Well, all that's very impressive. 202 00:13:57,058 --> 00:13:59,359 See you on the field, champ. 203 00:13:59,361 --> 00:14:01,327 Ladies' locker room. 204 00:14:34,361 --> 00:14:35,595 Ouch! 205 00:14:36,730 --> 00:14:39,065 There's a fire in the building, we all have to evacuate. 206 00:14:39,067 --> 00:14:41,501 What? I didn't hear any fire alarm! 207 00:14:41,503 --> 00:14:43,436 You're right. There is no fire. 208 00:14:44,638 --> 00:14:46,005 Cool vagina. 209 00:14:46,841 --> 00:14:48,741 Hey, I thought you were suspended. 210 00:14:48,743 --> 00:14:50,243 Not any more, babe. 211 00:14:50,245 --> 00:14:51,411 So... 212 00:14:51,413 --> 00:14:52,812 What's the big job then? 213 00:14:52,814 --> 00:14:54,481 Must be pretty important... 214 00:14:54,483 --> 00:14:56,516 If they cut your suspension short. 215 00:14:56,518 --> 00:14:57,650 Must be. 216 00:14:58,152 --> 00:14:59,319 Can I go? 217 00:14:59,321 --> 00:15:01,721 No. The man I'm going after is too dangerous. 218 00:15:03,023 --> 00:15:04,491 But I'm trained. 219 00:15:04,493 --> 00:15:06,893 You're the one who trained me. 220 00:15:06,895 --> 00:15:08,361 You're not ready. 221 00:15:08,363 --> 00:15:10,063 This job is not for first-timers. 222 00:15:10,965 --> 00:15:13,132 Don't give me that look. 223 00:15:16,670 --> 00:15:18,338 This job is personal. 224 00:15:18,340 --> 00:15:19,906 Do you understand that? 225 00:15:20,841 --> 00:15:23,510 Look, let me make you understand. 226 00:15:23,512 --> 00:15:26,346 Before I became an agent, i used to work with a brilliant scientist. 227 00:15:26,348 --> 00:15:27,747 One day... 228 00:15:28,716 --> 00:15:30,984 ...he went completely mad. 229 00:15:52,239 --> 00:15:54,641 Stryker, you gotta come see this! 230 00:16:49,630 --> 00:16:52,398 I've done it, stryker! I've finally done it! 231 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,067 Your time portal. 232 00:16:54,069 --> 00:16:55,401 So, how does it work? 233 00:16:55,403 --> 00:16:57,503 Well, the portal itself is currently 234 00:16:57,505 --> 00:16:59,539 ripping through time and space as we speak. 235 00:16:59,541 --> 00:17:04,077 And I use this to summon or beckon it, if you will. 236 00:17:04,079 --> 00:17:07,547 So the machine is in a constant state of time travel. 237 00:17:07,549 --> 00:17:09,616 Not bad. - Yes, Neil. 238 00:17:09,618 --> 00:17:13,353 And it completely solves all the stability issues i was having before. 239 00:17:13,355 --> 00:17:16,623 And that's exactly why we failed with the time pod. 240 00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:18,424 That fucking thing. 241 00:17:27,569 --> 00:17:30,069 See? Let me show you how this works. 242 00:17:30,904 --> 00:17:33,840 Now. I am setting the coordinates 243 00:17:33,842 --> 00:17:35,942 to send me precisely 20 seconds 244 00:17:35,944 --> 00:17:38,845 into the future. 245 00:17:38,847 --> 00:17:41,180 Which will expel me right back here to this very spot. 246 00:17:41,182 --> 00:17:43,383 Now, Neil, stand back... 247 00:17:43,385 --> 00:17:45,318 And behold... 248 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:47,320 The absolute dazzlement... 249 00:17:48,222 --> 00:17:52,358 The unadulterated majesty of time travel. 250 00:18:04,004 --> 00:18:05,271 Ha ha! 251 00:18:17,785 --> 00:18:22,455 You know, twenty seconds is a lot longer than you think... 252 00:18:22,457 --> 00:18:24,190 When you're just standing there... 253 00:18:25,492 --> 00:18:26,993 ...doin' nothin'... 254 00:18:27,961 --> 00:18:29,328 ...like a jerk. 255 00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:37,403 With this new technology... 256 00:18:37,405 --> 00:18:41,040 He possibilities are endless. 257 00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:44,310 He was never the same after that. 258 00:18:44,312 --> 00:18:46,646 He would stay up for days devising plans 259 00:18:46,648 --> 00:18:49,315 of world domination and unspeakable evil. 260 00:18:49,317 --> 00:18:50,983 ...operation omega 261 00:18:50,985 --> 00:18:52,819 I know exactly what I'm saying 262 00:18:52,821 --> 00:18:54,987 I've got the perfect plan: 263 00:18:54,989 --> 00:18:59,625 I will go back in time to every December the 24th... 264 00:18:59,627 --> 00:19:02,328 And I will steal Santa claus' bag of toys. 265 00:19:03,564 --> 00:19:07,734 And they'll all be mine, leaving nothing left for the children. 266 00:19:07,736 --> 00:19:09,535 I will be the absolute ruler. 267 00:19:10,304 --> 00:19:12,805 The most certain king of Christmas. 268 00:19:14,708 --> 00:19:16,375 And to top it all off... 269 00:19:17,377 --> 00:19:20,713 I will breed with Mrs. claus. 270 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,721 I can't let that happen. 271 00:19:30,992 --> 00:19:34,494 Mark my words, stryker... 272 00:19:34,496 --> 00:19:36,062 Revenge! 273 00:19:38,665 --> 00:19:41,067 I'll never forget the look on his face... 274 00:19:41,069 --> 00:19:43,069 The sound of his voice. 275 00:19:43,071 --> 00:19:45,371 He's out there, Veronica. 276 00:19:45,373 --> 00:19:47,306 The only chance this world has 277 00:19:47,308 --> 00:19:49,976 is is if I find him before he finds me. 278 00:19:51,879 --> 00:19:53,813 What are you girls doing?! This is classified information! 279 00:19:53,815 --> 00:19:55,281 Get the hell out of here! 280 00:19:58,152 --> 00:20:00,486 You're still not going with me. 281 00:20:00,488 --> 00:20:02,789 With the mad scientist at large 282 00:20:02,791 --> 00:20:06,492 the entire world as we know it today is in peril. 283 00:20:06,494 --> 00:20:09,128 I mean... we're fucked! 284 00:20:09,130 --> 00:20:10,563 It's true. 285 00:20:11,865 --> 00:20:14,467 But you are forgetting one thing, Fred. 286 00:20:14,469 --> 00:20:16,435 Snack machine is broken? 287 00:20:17,471 --> 00:20:18,805 Me. 288 00:20:19,439 --> 00:20:21,841 You broke the snack machine! 289 00:20:21,843 --> 00:20:24,076 I didn't touch the fucking snack machine! 290 00:20:24,078 --> 00:20:26,579 Let me make you understand. 291 00:20:26,581 --> 00:20:28,281 After the scientist built the time portal, 292 00:20:28,283 --> 00:20:30,616 I was able to get my hands on the schematics. 293 00:20:30,618 --> 00:20:33,152 I followed them carefully and built a time portal tracker 294 00:20:33,154 --> 00:20:36,522 so that I could track any time the scientist made a time-jump. 295 00:20:54,474 --> 00:20:57,810 You know what I love about the French, stryker? 296 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:01,347 The hats. 297 00:21:02,282 --> 00:21:04,016 You look like Napoleon. 298 00:21:04,018 --> 00:21:05,685 I know, right? 299 00:21:05,687 --> 00:21:07,053 He gave me the entire getup 300 00:21:07,055 --> 00:21:09,288 for a pair of invisibility boots. 301 00:21:09,290 --> 00:21:14,060 You can't give ancient civilizations advanced technology like that. 302 00:21:14,062 --> 00:21:16,662 You're going to fuck up the entire course of history. 303 00:21:16,664 --> 00:21:18,064 What's the matter with you? 304 00:21:22,536 --> 00:21:24,804 I think-i think I know what I'm doing here, stryker. 305 00:21:24,806 --> 00:21:27,773 If you just take a step back and ask yourself what you're asking me 306 00:21:27,775 --> 00:21:29,742 because I know what I'm doing. I'm a genius. Okay? 307 00:21:29,744 --> 00:21:31,110 Don't fuck with me. 308 00:21:35,782 --> 00:21:37,416 What do you take me for, stryker? 309 00:21:37,418 --> 00:21:38,851 I invented time travel. 310 00:21:38,853 --> 00:21:41,320 Of course i know the repercussions of altering history. 311 00:21:41,322 --> 00:21:43,022 I was the one who-- 312 00:21:44,324 --> 00:21:47,159 it was times like these I knew having the ability 313 00:21:47,161 --> 00:21:49,595 to track the scientist's time-jumps 314 00:21:49,597 --> 00:21:50,963 would be vital. 315 00:21:50,965 --> 00:21:52,198 But chasing him through time 316 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,133 could be a catastrophic nightmare. 317 00:21:54,135 --> 00:21:56,135 We have to stop him before that can happen. 318 00:21:56,137 --> 00:21:58,437 His thirst for revenge is the only reason 319 00:21:58,439 --> 00:22:00,539 he hasn't already made a time-jump. 320 00:22:00,541 --> 00:22:02,708 And it's the only leverage we have. 321 00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:08,681 Where are you hiding? 322 00:22:38,512 --> 00:22:42,148 It didn't take long to find you, stryker, 323 00:22:42,150 --> 00:22:43,816 and now you're mine. 324 00:22:58,165 --> 00:23:00,333 There's no escape, stryker! 325 00:23:01,535 --> 00:23:03,636 Darrel, prepare to launch missiles. 326 00:23:03,638 --> 00:23:05,304 Your grace, I must protest. 327 00:23:05,306 --> 00:23:07,373 Those laser beams did overheat our drives. 328 00:23:07,375 --> 00:23:09,075 We do not want to blow a fuse by-- 329 00:23:09,077 --> 00:23:11,610 get the fuck out of my way! I'll fucking do it. 330 00:23:13,180 --> 00:23:15,114 Whoa! Darrel! 331 00:23:29,663 --> 00:23:32,064 Your grace, he's still alive. 332 00:23:32,066 --> 00:23:34,066 Of course he is, darrel! 333 00:23:34,068 --> 00:23:36,068 He's always still alive! 334 00:23:36,070 --> 00:23:37,803 But not for long. 335 00:23:37,805 --> 00:23:39,638 Let's see how he likes a little 336 00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:41,807 visit from one of our blimp probes. 337 00:24:29,122 --> 00:24:32,892 Stryker, what are you up to? 338 00:24:32,894 --> 00:24:34,226 Darrel... 339 00:24:34,628 --> 00:24:36,028 ...take over. 340 00:24:49,943 --> 00:24:52,511 Stryker! What the hell are you doing? 341 00:24:52,513 --> 00:24:53,712 Oh, no! 342 00:24:53,714 --> 00:24:55,347 Don't you dare blow up my blimp, 343 00:24:55,349 --> 00:24:57,016 stryker, don't you dare! 344 00:24:57,851 --> 00:25:00,352 Oh, god! My nose! 345 00:25:01,154 --> 00:25:02,822 Don't mind if I do! 346 00:25:09,429 --> 00:25:11,330 Darrel, get to the fucking escape pod! 347 00:25:16,369 --> 00:25:17,803 Is there something wrong, my lord? 348 00:25:17,805 --> 00:25:19,772 Yeah, I just got kicked in the fucking face. 349 00:25:19,774 --> 00:25:21,173 Now get the fuck in there! 350 00:25:30,016 --> 00:25:32,118 Push the fucking button, darrel! 351 00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:33,419 Come on! 352 00:25:33,421 --> 00:25:34,787 Come on! 353 00:25:38,525 --> 00:25:41,327 I'll get you for this, stryker! 354 00:25:54,241 --> 00:25:55,941 Incoming call 355 00:25:57,144 --> 00:25:58,511 elite forces. 356 00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,214 Hey, stryker. What are you doing? 357 00:26:03,683 --> 00:26:05,217 Following a hunch. 358 00:26:06,253 --> 00:26:07,853 Do we know where the mad scientist is hiding? 359 00:26:07,855 --> 00:26:08,854 No. 360 00:26:09,656 --> 00:26:11,557 But I think I might know who does. 361 00:26:11,559 --> 00:26:12,958 That's fucking great. 362 00:26:13,527 --> 00:26:15,060 His twin brother. 363 00:26:15,062 --> 00:26:16,362 He's a recluse. 364 00:26:16,897 --> 00:26:18,497 He lives in Ireland. 365 00:26:19,399 --> 00:26:20,733 I haven't seen him in years. 366 00:26:20,735 --> 00:26:22,668 So I'll have to be ready for anything. 367 00:26:27,741 --> 00:26:30,276 Tell you what I, uh, I'll make you a deal. 368 00:26:30,278 --> 00:26:32,111 I will share with you 369 00:26:32,113 --> 00:26:36,382 the location of my brother's hidden fortress if... 370 00:26:36,384 --> 00:26:39,585 You pose for my next sculpture. 371 00:26:39,587 --> 00:26:40,819 Nude. 372 00:26:43,190 --> 00:26:45,191 That's it. That's all you want? 373 00:26:47,428 --> 00:26:48,961 No. 374 00:26:48,963 --> 00:26:50,429 Agh! 375 00:26:50,431 --> 00:26:52,298 Well, I tell you this much. 376 00:26:52,300 --> 00:26:53,766 Compromise. 377 00:26:55,035 --> 00:26:57,636 I love you in your uniform. 378 00:26:57,638 --> 00:26:59,772 I mean, I like the way you look in your uniform. 379 00:26:59,774 --> 00:27:01,073 Uh... 380 00:27:01,075 --> 00:27:02,374 Fine. 381 00:27:02,376 --> 00:27:04,109 And if you pull out before I'm done, 382 00:27:04,111 --> 00:27:05,878 I'm going to get into my little cruiser ship 383 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:07,546 and fucking laser blast you. 384 00:27:09,649 --> 00:27:12,484 So, how long is this going to take? 385 00:27:12,486 --> 00:27:14,286 Oh, no time at all, Neil. 386 00:27:14,288 --> 00:27:15,854 For this one I'm thinking action. 387 00:27:15,856 --> 00:27:18,090 Hm? Your kicking a bad guy. 388 00:27:23,163 --> 00:27:25,064 Okay, I like it. 389 00:27:25,066 --> 00:27:26,832 Uh. Oh, shit! 390 00:27:26,834 --> 00:27:28,601 There's another bad guy comin' right at ya! 391 00:27:28,603 --> 00:27:29,969 Kick 'em both. 392 00:27:31,137 --> 00:27:33,639 Uh. Okay, they're startin' to move on either side of ya. 393 00:27:33,641 --> 00:27:35,207 Kick 'em wider. 394 00:27:41,114 --> 00:27:43,716 Okay, I'm gonna need you to go a little wider. 395 00:27:47,887 --> 00:27:50,356 Okay, baby, I'm going to need you to go a little wider. 396 00:27:55,695 --> 00:27:57,196 Okay. 397 00:27:57,198 --> 00:27:58,530 Now. 398 00:27:58,532 --> 00:28:00,032 A little wider. 399 00:28:04,604 --> 00:28:06,805 Now Bob, we've talked about this. 400 00:28:06,807 --> 00:28:10,943 This isn't gonna go down. I know how you want it, Bob, and... 401 00:28:10,945 --> 00:28:12,344 I just don't do that shit. 402 00:28:12,346 --> 00:28:15,014 Okay, okay, fine, god! 403 00:28:16,583 --> 00:28:18,350 Tell ya what... Why don't you just, um, 404 00:28:18,352 --> 00:28:20,386 whip out your pistol? 405 00:28:20,388 --> 00:28:22,087 Your gun. 406 00:28:22,656 --> 00:28:23,956 Hold your gun. 407 00:28:24,791 --> 00:28:26,725 So what do you want me to do? 408 00:28:26,727 --> 00:28:28,727 Well, I want you to be Neil stryker. 409 00:28:28,729 --> 00:28:31,864 I want you to, uh, turn me on. 410 00:28:31,866 --> 00:28:33,399 Try this one. 411 00:28:40,540 --> 00:28:45,044 I can't imagine seeing a more sexy sight... 412 00:28:45,046 --> 00:28:46,278 Ever. 413 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,480 Ever. So you just stay put. 414 00:28:50,216 --> 00:28:52,818 Through the tides of time... 415 00:28:53,687 --> 00:28:57,456 ...only a few men have shaped history. 416 00:28:58,458 --> 00:29:01,493 And tonight, two men will do it. 417 00:29:01,495 --> 00:29:04,196 What was once soft... 418 00:29:04,831 --> 00:29:06,532 ...will soon be hard. 419 00:29:08,268 --> 00:29:10,769 Wait 'til I tell... 420 00:29:15,275 --> 00:29:16,975 Welcome, Neil stryker. 421 00:29:17,977 --> 00:29:19,211 Coffee. 422 00:29:19,213 --> 00:29:20,679 Nuclear weapon armed. 423 00:29:20,681 --> 00:29:23,849 Detonation in 30 seconds. 424 00:29:25,151 --> 00:29:27,953 Detonation in 20 seconds. 425 00:29:27,955 --> 00:29:29,822 Nuclear weapon armed. 426 00:29:29,824 --> 00:29:32,491 Depositing weapon in carriage. 427 00:29:32,493 --> 00:29:34,159 Nuclear weapon armed. 428 00:29:34,161 --> 00:29:36,428 - Shit. - Five, four... 429 00:29:36,430 --> 00:29:39,064 - Open the fucking door! - ...Three, two, one. 430 00:29:40,734 --> 00:29:42,368 Goodbye. 431 00:29:47,774 --> 00:29:49,508 I've gotta get that fixed. 432 00:30:07,927 --> 00:30:09,661 Welcome, captain stryker. 433 00:30:16,903 --> 00:30:19,204 One new message. 434 00:30:20,807 --> 00:30:22,541 You fucking nuked me. 435 00:30:23,476 --> 00:30:25,110 Incoming call. 436 00:30:26,547 --> 00:30:31,683 Stryker, what the fuck are you doin, okay? We gotta get goin' here. 437 00:30:31,685 --> 00:30:35,587 The last thing I want is for mad scientist to anticipate our next move. 438 00:30:35,589 --> 00:30:39,158 Now listen, I've assembled a team for you and they're waiting right now. 439 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:41,093 Fred, you make me sick. 440 00:30:41,095 --> 00:30:42,127 Why? 441 00:30:43,229 --> 00:30:45,497 Listen, if you wanna cut payroll just lay the guys off. 442 00:30:45,499 --> 00:30:47,166 We wanna give you all the help we can. 443 00:30:47,168 --> 00:30:48,634 If you need them, fine. 444 00:30:48,636 --> 00:30:51,737 If you don't need them, i don't give a fudge what you do with 'em. 445 00:30:51,739 --> 00:30:53,605 As long as you don't get caught. 446 00:30:53,607 --> 00:30:58,010 Because if I had to spend all my time babysitting a bunch of assholes... 447 00:30:58,012 --> 00:30:59,311 Beretta. 448 00:30:59,313 --> 00:31:00,612 ...i might not accomplish a damn thing. 449 00:31:00,614 --> 00:31:02,047 Okay, perfect. 450 00:31:02,049 --> 00:31:05,017 So, everybody's waiting for you in sector seven. 451 00:31:05,019 --> 00:31:06,952 And please, stryker, 452 00:31:06,954 --> 00:31:08,887 go easy on the guys, would ya? 453 00:31:08,889 --> 00:31:12,291 It's the least I could do considering these guys probably won't survive. 454 00:31:12,293 --> 00:31:13,625 Cartridge empty. 455 00:31:13,627 --> 00:31:15,661 I assume there's a mission report you'll want me to read? 456 00:31:15,663 --> 00:31:17,129 No mission report on this one. 457 00:31:17,131 --> 00:31:18,764 Off the books, baby. 458 00:31:18,766 --> 00:31:20,332 Technically, you're on suspension. 459 00:31:20,334 --> 00:31:21,600 Okay, so... 460 00:31:21,602 --> 00:31:23,035 Stay out of the admiral's way, 461 00:31:23,037 --> 00:31:26,472 because if you get caught it's your ass... 462 00:31:26,474 --> 00:31:28,273 ...and mine. 463 00:31:29,042 --> 00:31:30,576 I'll be careful. 464 00:31:35,715 --> 00:31:38,050 What I need from you right now... 465 00:31:38,052 --> 00:31:40,919 ...is a cup of coffee. Not that crap out of the vending machine. 466 00:31:40,921 --> 00:31:44,423 The good coffee like captain Gomez keeps in his office under lock and key. 467 00:31:44,425 --> 00:31:46,859 It's a secure office. You're going to have to sneak in. 468 00:31:46,861 --> 00:31:48,861 - I can do that. - Good. 469 00:31:48,863 --> 00:31:50,429 Half a teaspoon of unfiltered honey. 470 00:31:50,431 --> 00:31:53,665 Stirred left. No cream. Hop to it! 471 00:31:53,667 --> 00:31:55,133 Yes, sir! 472 00:31:56,436 --> 00:31:58,504 Oh, man! 473 00:31:58,506 --> 00:32:00,072 Johnson! - Yes, sir? 474 00:32:00,074 --> 00:32:01,206 - Come here. - Yes, sir! 475 00:32:01,208 --> 00:32:03,075 Stand here like an idiot. That's an order. 476 00:32:03,077 --> 00:32:04,276 Yes, sir! 477 00:32:04,744 --> 00:32:06,211 Stryker! 478 00:32:06,746 --> 00:32:07,779 Just what do you th-- 479 00:32:08,615 --> 00:32:09,815 admiral... 480 00:32:09,817 --> 00:32:11,283 Sir! 481 00:32:11,285 --> 00:32:13,752 It is an honor. 482 00:32:15,154 --> 00:32:17,189 Clean out your desk. You're fired. 483 00:32:19,792 --> 00:32:21,527 Hold it, soldier. Lose the glasses 484 00:32:21,529 --> 00:32:23,128 you look like an idiot. 485 00:32:23,863 --> 00:32:25,063 Man, fuck you. 486 00:32:25,065 --> 00:32:26,665 Ham-sandwich-eatin' mother fucker. 487 00:32:27,667 --> 00:32:28,967 So, your telling me some madman 488 00:32:28,969 --> 00:32:30,736 is responsible for causing all this havoc? 489 00:32:30,738 --> 00:32:32,671 I'm telling you a mad scientist and his Minion 490 00:32:32,673 --> 00:32:34,139 just laid waste to the city. 491 00:32:34,141 --> 00:32:36,174 Worse than this. 492 00:32:36,176 --> 00:32:38,277 He is like lovechild of Stalin and Hitler. 493 00:32:38,279 --> 00:32:39,978 Yeah, and it can get messy in there. 494 00:32:39,980 --> 00:32:43,382 There's wolves, mines, booby traps, barbed wire. 495 00:32:43,384 --> 00:32:44,616 You might want to cut that hair. 496 00:32:44,618 --> 00:32:46,251 I can help you with that. 497 00:32:46,253 --> 00:32:47,586 I could probably use a trim 498 00:33:00,633 --> 00:33:02,734 good afternoon, gentlemen. 499 00:33:02,736 --> 00:33:04,736 I'm going to get straight to the point. 500 00:33:04,738 --> 00:33:07,139 This is a suicide mission. 501 00:33:07,141 --> 00:33:10,208 If it were up to me, you boys wouldn't even be here. 502 00:33:10,210 --> 00:33:11,677 But it's not. 503 00:33:11,679 --> 00:33:13,912 The admiral knows nothing about it. 504 00:33:13,914 --> 00:33:16,481 We have no support from headquarters. 505 00:33:16,483 --> 00:33:19,284 Once we leave, communication is severed 506 00:33:19,286 --> 00:33:21,253 and we're on our own. 507 00:33:21,255 --> 00:33:23,555 Back out now. It's your last chance. 508 00:33:25,959 --> 00:33:27,192 Lieutenant. 509 00:33:27,194 --> 00:33:29,127 You heard the captain, rank and file. 510 00:33:29,129 --> 00:33:32,030 Last one to stryker's ship is a rusty trombone. 511 00:33:32,032 --> 00:33:33,699 Wait. What's a rusty trombone? 512 00:33:33,701 --> 00:33:35,233 You know, when you're eating a guys' ass 513 00:33:35,235 --> 00:33:36,435 and you're jerking him off at the same time? 514 00:33:36,437 --> 00:33:39,271 No. No, fucking way. I'm outta here. 515 00:33:39,273 --> 00:33:41,907 Wait! What is rusty trombone? 516 00:33:43,876 --> 00:33:47,512 So you managed to weasel your way on the mission, after all. 517 00:33:47,514 --> 00:33:49,448 You must have a thing for dying. 518 00:33:49,450 --> 00:33:50,983 Maybe so... 519 00:33:50,985 --> 00:33:53,118 But at least I'm not a rusty trombone! 520 00:34:04,430 --> 00:34:05,931 Uh, rook to king three. 521 00:34:05,933 --> 00:34:07,599 That's checkmate. 522 00:34:07,601 --> 00:34:10,535 At last, you've arrived. Shall we be off, then? 523 00:34:10,537 --> 00:34:12,571 I don't know how, but you cheated. 524 00:34:14,140 --> 00:34:16,842 Yes, he's cheating. Rook cannot move in this way. 525 00:34:16,844 --> 00:34:19,578 Yes it can. Pretty slow, Veronica. 526 00:34:19,580 --> 00:34:23,115 Forget rusty trombone, you just made rusty orchestra. 527 00:34:23,117 --> 00:34:24,683 Boys, prepare to take off. 528 00:34:24,685 --> 00:34:27,219 You, I need a co-pilot. Get up front. 529 00:34:43,670 --> 00:34:45,404 Try not to crash it. 530 00:34:49,475 --> 00:34:50,609 Keep an eye on her, would you? 531 00:34:50,611 --> 00:34:52,144 Yes, sir. 532 00:34:58,251 --> 00:35:00,085 What is this? 533 00:35:00,087 --> 00:35:02,754 The time had come for this lion cub to shed his mane. 534 00:35:04,090 --> 00:35:06,925 Plus, I think there might be some barbed wire. 535 00:35:06,927 --> 00:35:08,293 Continue. 536 00:35:08,795 --> 00:35:10,262 Captain. 537 00:35:10,264 --> 00:35:12,998 We are approaching destination. 538 00:35:23,009 --> 00:35:25,577 Alright. Give us some room to breathe. 539 00:35:25,579 --> 00:35:27,045 Set us down right over there. 540 00:35:27,047 --> 00:35:28,380 Yes, sir. 541 00:35:38,491 --> 00:35:40,659 Hey. 542 00:35:40,661 --> 00:35:42,494 Forgettin' somethin'? 543 00:35:42,496 --> 00:35:44,029 It's time to gather the flock. 544 00:35:44,031 --> 00:35:45,297 Thank the almighty. 545 00:35:45,299 --> 00:35:49,034 Remember... there ain't no atheists in the foxhole. 546 00:35:49,036 --> 00:35:51,036 Hold my hand. - What? 547 00:35:51,038 --> 00:35:53,105 J.C., the big guy, the lamb of god, 548 00:35:53,107 --> 00:35:55,107 you know he died for our sins on the cross. 549 00:35:55,109 --> 00:35:56,541 Hold my hand. 550 00:35:57,777 --> 00:35:59,211 Let go my hand! 551 00:35:59,213 --> 00:36:02,314 The only sin was not using that timber for firewood. 552 00:36:02,316 --> 00:36:03,915 No fall in line, asshole. 553 00:36:03,917 --> 00:36:05,317 You two! 554 00:36:06,052 --> 00:36:07,586 Cut that shit. 555 00:36:14,227 --> 00:36:15,627 Go. 556 00:36:30,176 --> 00:36:32,511 You stepped on my toe back there, but it's cool. 557 00:36:36,649 --> 00:36:38,583 Ring the bell. 558 00:36:42,421 --> 00:36:45,056 Just as I suspect. No one home. 559 00:36:45,058 --> 00:36:47,692 It is in complete abandon. 560 00:36:47,694 --> 00:36:49,995 We must not abort mission. 561 00:36:49,997 --> 00:36:53,064 We have lost battle, sir. But not war. 562 00:36:54,300 --> 00:36:56,635 Did you try the door knob? 563 00:36:56,637 --> 00:36:58,103 It is not possible. 564 00:37:00,340 --> 00:37:01,706 Idiot. 565 00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:23,128 The only thing missing here is Santa claus. 566 00:37:53,359 --> 00:37:54,426 Santa! 567 00:37:54,428 --> 00:37:55,594 Santa! 568 00:37:55,596 --> 00:37:56,895 Ho! Ho! Ho! 569 00:37:56,897 --> 00:37:59,297 Merry Christmas, my darlings! 570 00:38:00,733 --> 00:38:03,068 Who's been naughty? Who's been nice? 571 00:38:03,070 --> 00:38:04,569 Me! Me Santa! Me! 572 00:38:04,571 --> 00:38:06,338 Well, which is it? 573 00:38:06,340 --> 00:38:07,505 Nice! Nice! 574 00:38:07,507 --> 00:38:10,442 Ha ha! Just what I thought. 575 00:38:13,713 --> 00:38:15,247 Brenner stop! 576 00:38:15,249 --> 00:38:17,515 It's a trap. - Trap? 577 00:38:17,517 --> 00:38:20,318 Nonsense. It's not a trap... 578 00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:22,020 It's retail. 579 00:38:22,022 --> 00:38:24,022 No way. 580 00:38:24,024 --> 00:38:26,791 We have all sizes. 581 00:38:26,793 --> 00:38:29,427 Darrel! Don't do that! 582 00:38:29,429 --> 00:38:30,929 Where the hell did you come from? 583 00:38:30,931 --> 00:38:32,631 Well, he's got the shirts, guys. 584 00:38:32,633 --> 00:38:35,467 Stryker, you remember operation omega. 585 00:38:35,469 --> 00:38:38,436 Well, it went Nova, okay? Supernova! 586 00:38:38,438 --> 00:38:41,172 I went back in time, last year's Christmas Eve 587 00:38:41,174 --> 00:38:43,341 and burgled every Christmas present on the planet 588 00:38:43,343 --> 00:38:44,342 and replaced it with... 589 00:38:44,344 --> 00:38:46,144 This t-shirt. 590 00:38:46,146 --> 00:38:49,381 Long story short, I'm backed ordered for weeks. 591 00:38:49,383 --> 00:38:50,815 Whoa! They're huge! 592 00:38:50,817 --> 00:38:53,585 How do you think i bankrolled this whole fortress? 593 00:38:53,587 --> 00:38:56,888 Seriously, I hardly have time for new designs. 594 00:38:56,890 --> 00:38:58,456 Check out this new model. 595 00:38:58,458 --> 00:38:59,991 Also very popular. 596 00:38:59,993 --> 00:39:01,459 I'll take one of those. 597 00:39:03,162 --> 00:39:05,397 Anyway, stryker, the point is... 598 00:39:05,399 --> 00:39:06,798 Clark, the prisoner. 599 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,066 I'm on to something here. 600 00:39:08,068 --> 00:39:09,968 What do you say? Partners? 601 00:39:09,970 --> 00:39:11,236 Hey. 602 00:39:11,238 --> 00:39:12,470 Come on! 603 00:39:12,838 --> 00:39:14,105 Come on! 604 00:39:14,807 --> 00:39:16,007 Hey. 605 00:39:16,009 --> 00:39:17,175 One second. 606 00:39:18,244 --> 00:39:19,244 Grab hold. 607 00:39:19,246 --> 00:39:20,779 Come on! Come on! 608 00:39:22,915 --> 00:39:25,183 You're making a big mistake. 609 00:39:25,185 --> 00:39:27,152 You built another time portal. 610 00:39:27,154 --> 00:39:29,621 Looks like you made it to the north pole. 611 00:39:29,623 --> 00:39:31,423 That's right. I did. 612 00:39:33,125 --> 00:39:35,126 And to top it all off... 613 00:39:44,904 --> 00:39:47,672 I murdered Mrs. claus. 614 00:39:48,808 --> 00:39:50,442 Waste him. 615 00:39:54,213 --> 00:39:55,447 Ah! 616 00:39:58,417 --> 00:40:00,151 Ah! 617 00:40:03,856 --> 00:40:05,690 Hold it! 618 00:40:05,692 --> 00:40:07,792 Wait! No! 619 00:40:09,762 --> 00:40:11,029 Uh. 620 00:40:11,031 --> 00:40:12,897 You got me, stryker. 621 00:40:12,899 --> 00:40:14,366 You got me. 622 00:40:14,368 --> 00:40:15,433 It looks like... 623 00:40:15,435 --> 00:40:17,535 Losers! 624 00:40:17,537 --> 00:40:19,204 Hologram. 625 00:40:19,739 --> 00:40:21,139 Obviously. 626 00:40:21,141 --> 00:40:23,541 Little disappointed in you, stryker. 627 00:40:23,543 --> 00:40:26,644 Apparently taking you assholes down is going to be... 628 00:40:26,646 --> 00:40:28,580 ...easier than I thought. 629 00:40:28,582 --> 00:40:30,548 Let the games begin. 630 00:40:39,892 --> 00:40:43,461 Oh! Yes, that's right! 631 00:40:43,463 --> 00:40:46,164 I too am a hologram. 632 00:40:46,166 --> 00:40:48,600 No sense wasting your bullets on me. 633 00:40:48,602 --> 00:40:50,368 I'm not even here. 634 00:40:50,370 --> 00:40:52,103 Where's that blasted key! 635 00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:54,439 Shit! 636 00:40:58,278 --> 00:40:59,444 Hold your fire. 637 00:41:02,648 --> 00:41:03,782 Captain! 638 00:41:04,650 --> 00:41:06,484 Who was that handsome man? 639 00:41:06,486 --> 00:41:07,819 Clark, don't get distracted. 640 00:41:09,055 --> 00:41:13,091 Captain, it's completely hollow behind this fireplace. 641 00:41:13,093 --> 00:41:14,192 Huh. 642 00:41:14,794 --> 00:41:16,127 I wonder. 643 00:41:25,704 --> 00:41:27,072 All right. Everybody in. 644 00:41:28,274 --> 00:41:29,507 Hey! 645 00:41:29,509 --> 00:41:31,676 Take off those goddamn t-shirts. 646 00:41:38,217 --> 00:41:40,618 So, how many missions you been on with this guy? 647 00:41:40,620 --> 00:41:42,520 Who? The captain? - Yeah. 648 00:41:42,522 --> 00:41:44,856 - Plenty, why? - No reason. 649 00:41:46,158 --> 00:41:49,094 Looks like I'm going to have to smash through these boards. 650 00:41:49,096 --> 00:41:52,230 Unless captain has a crowbar in his pants. 651 00:41:52,232 --> 00:41:53,398 Do you? 652 00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,066 Have a crowbar in your pants? 653 00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:03,508 I can't feel my legs! 654 00:42:08,147 --> 00:42:11,349 This must be the disintegrator 655 00:42:11,351 --> 00:42:13,918 I ordered to obliterate stryker. 656 00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:17,122 Disinte-what? My god. It's enormous! 657 00:42:17,124 --> 00:42:21,426 The only thing you'll be obliterating with this thing is my wallet! 658 00:42:21,428 --> 00:42:23,595 I mean look at the size of this thing! 659 00:42:23,597 --> 00:42:24,796 How much was it? 660 00:42:24,798 --> 00:42:28,500 What are you trying to do? Bury stryker or bankrupt me? 661 00:42:28,502 --> 00:42:31,236 What about my exploding pumpkins, Darrell? 662 00:42:31,238 --> 00:42:34,105 I wanted exploding pumpkins littering the entire castle. 663 00:42:34,107 --> 00:42:35,240 I look around me, 664 00:42:35,242 --> 00:42:36,608 and I don't even see a squash. 665 00:42:37,843 --> 00:42:40,545 Your little parlor tricks aren't going to stop stryker. 666 00:42:40,547 --> 00:42:43,648 And I suppose you have a better idea. 667 00:42:43,650 --> 00:42:45,083 Um... 668 00:42:45,085 --> 00:42:47,252 Suffocate him. I don't know. 669 00:42:47,254 --> 00:42:50,321 Suck all the oxygen out of the room or something. 670 00:42:50,323 --> 00:42:51,789 Would you leave the thinking to us, please? 671 00:42:51,791 --> 00:42:52,824 Thank you. 672 00:42:53,392 --> 00:42:55,260 It's brilliant. 673 00:43:11,477 --> 00:43:13,978 Mark my words... 674 00:43:13,980 --> 00:43:17,315 I will destroy Neil stryker. 675 00:43:18,217 --> 00:43:21,486 I'll boil him in a bowl of his own broth. 676 00:43:27,927 --> 00:43:29,460 I like it. 677 00:43:30,429 --> 00:43:31,763 You know what? You're fine. Just a little dust. 678 00:43:31,765 --> 00:43:33,131 Yeah, well see that? 679 00:43:33,133 --> 00:43:34,265 Splinter. 680 00:43:47,279 --> 00:43:48,513 Hold it. 681 00:43:56,255 --> 00:43:57,755 Force field. 682 00:43:57,757 --> 00:43:59,224 Not quite. 683 00:43:59,226 --> 00:44:02,093 Sir, I'm getting strange reading. 684 00:44:02,095 --> 00:44:04,062 Let me guess, tachyon? 685 00:44:04,064 --> 00:44:06,831 Yes, sir. Off the charts. 686 00:44:06,833 --> 00:44:08,399 So's my shirt. 687 00:44:08,401 --> 00:44:09,834 No way! 688 00:44:09,836 --> 00:44:11,302 Yeah. Shh! 689 00:44:12,238 --> 00:44:13,805 We're going to have to try and go through. 690 00:44:13,807 --> 00:44:15,773 Fuckin' kidding me? 691 00:44:15,775 --> 00:44:18,676 We'll get vaporized if we step through that thing! 692 00:44:18,678 --> 00:44:21,312 Vaporized? That would be a blessing. 693 00:44:21,314 --> 00:44:24,048 There's no telling what goes on beyond the barrier. 694 00:44:24,050 --> 00:44:27,885 Our skin turns inside out. Our organs fall to the ground into a slime-pool. 695 00:44:27,887 --> 00:44:30,088 It's a paradox. The unknown. 696 00:44:30,090 --> 00:44:32,357 Forget that! I don't want to be no frickin' slime-pool. 697 00:44:32,359 --> 00:44:34,092 I'm not saying we're going to be a slime-pool. 698 00:44:34,094 --> 00:44:35,727 I'm not saying we're going to be anything. 699 00:44:35,729 --> 00:44:37,195 It's the unknown. It... 700 00:44:37,763 --> 00:44:39,931 Fine. I'll go myself. 701 00:44:39,933 --> 00:44:41,266 Captain. 702 00:44:42,234 --> 00:44:43,901 Permission to go ahead of you, sir. 703 00:44:45,070 --> 00:44:46,671 Permission granted. 704 00:44:51,610 --> 00:44:53,177 Bravery. 705 00:44:55,714 --> 00:44:57,248 Show it to us. 706 00:44:58,317 --> 00:44:59,550 I will. 707 00:45:07,593 --> 00:45:08,926 Clark! 708 00:45:13,899 --> 00:45:15,033 Captain! 709 00:45:16,468 --> 00:45:17,935 Is it always gonna be this way? 710 00:45:17,937 --> 00:45:20,371 I'm fine. I can live this way. 711 00:45:21,307 --> 00:45:22,707 But those jowls. 712 00:45:28,213 --> 00:45:29,380 I have a theory. 713 00:45:29,382 --> 00:45:32,183 This effect is only temporary. 714 00:45:32,185 --> 00:45:34,419 When we come out the other end, we'll be back to normal. 715 00:45:34,421 --> 00:45:36,054 I really don't think there's anything to worry about. 716 00:45:36,056 --> 00:45:39,757 Why don't you stroll on back, find out for sure? 717 00:45:48,701 --> 00:45:51,703 So it's not just aging us. It's more than that. 718 00:45:51,705 --> 00:45:53,071 That's right, Kevin. 719 00:45:53,073 --> 00:45:55,506 An authentic look into your own future. 720 00:45:55,508 --> 00:45:57,041 Interested? 721 00:45:58,811 --> 00:46:00,812 With this youth comes strength. 722 00:46:02,314 --> 00:46:04,148 But with age comes wisdom. 723 00:46:05,784 --> 00:46:07,785 And with my bloodline comes both. 724 00:46:09,855 --> 00:46:11,155 Step aside. 725 00:46:24,303 --> 00:46:26,104 The future sucks for that mother fucker. 726 00:46:26,106 --> 00:46:27,071 Oh! Ho! Goddamn. 727 00:46:28,073 --> 00:46:32,243 Look. It's like he's been dead for twenty years. 728 00:46:32,245 --> 00:46:33,578 I say we leave him. 729 00:46:33,580 --> 00:46:35,713 No. Stand back, longbow. 730 00:46:36,382 --> 00:46:37,815 Let me try something. 731 00:46:45,290 --> 00:46:46,758 What the fuck! 732 00:46:47,393 --> 00:46:49,494 I feel... weird. 733 00:46:50,729 --> 00:46:53,598 I'm suppose to be over there. And that's where I'm going. 734 00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:55,366 No! No! No! No! 735 00:46:55,368 --> 00:46:57,068 Now, Kevin, we've seen what happens. 736 00:46:57,070 --> 00:46:58,669 You can't come with us. 737 00:46:59,938 --> 00:47:01,472 Why not? 738 00:47:05,411 --> 00:47:07,512 The future sucks for that mother-- 739 00:47:07,514 --> 00:47:09,247 so, what now, stryker? I'm stuck? 740 00:47:10,716 --> 00:47:16,354 Sir, I may be able to create mobile ray shield that will protecting him. 741 00:47:16,356 --> 00:47:18,189 Alright, fine. Just make it quick, 742 00:47:18,191 --> 00:47:20,792 tell you what. I'll give him five minutes. 743 00:47:20,794 --> 00:47:23,728 Otherwise I'm walking out the way I came in. 744 00:47:23,730 --> 00:47:25,062 Captain. 745 00:47:26,031 --> 00:47:28,332 So, with this thing i can go through? 746 00:47:29,968 --> 00:47:32,336 Theoretically, yes. 747 00:47:32,338 --> 00:47:34,005 Are you sure? 748 00:47:34,007 --> 00:47:35,740 Maybe. 749 00:47:35,742 --> 00:47:37,475 Do you believe in god? 750 00:47:39,144 --> 00:47:40,478 No. 751 00:47:45,451 --> 00:47:46,851 All right. 752 00:47:50,355 --> 00:47:52,023 In the back. 753 00:47:56,762 --> 00:47:58,563 Kevin, he lives. 754 00:47:58,565 --> 00:47:59,997 Whatever. 755 00:48:00,399 --> 00:48:02,967 Whoa! Wolfman. 756 00:48:02,969 --> 00:48:04,936 Is that mustache regulation? 757 00:48:04,938 --> 00:48:06,537 Clark. 758 00:48:06,539 --> 00:48:09,807 In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. 759 00:48:09,809 --> 00:48:12,210 And nabroski... 760 00:48:12,212 --> 00:48:12,977 Whoa. 761 00:48:14,246 --> 00:48:18,216 Wow! Clearly the barrier effect everyone the same way. 762 00:48:18,218 --> 00:48:20,885 Look at nabroski! He's like a little old man. 763 00:48:20,887 --> 00:48:23,554 What are you, like, a hundred? Oh, my god! 764 00:48:23,556 --> 00:48:24,889 Okay, here we go. 765 00:48:24,891 --> 00:48:26,424 I don't think that's nabroski. 766 00:48:26,426 --> 00:48:28,459 What are you talking about? Of course it's him. 767 00:48:28,461 --> 00:48:30,895 Look same eyes. Same teeth. Same growl. 768 00:48:30,897 --> 00:48:33,931 Sorry, comrades. On my way. 769 00:48:40,005 --> 00:48:41,372 What? 770 00:48:41,374 --> 00:48:45,276 When you got to go. You got to go. 771 00:48:47,813 --> 00:48:50,381 Holy shit, nabroski. You look... 772 00:48:50,383 --> 00:48:52,383 Amazing. 773 00:48:53,452 --> 00:48:56,888 What is this little monster cradling in your arms? 774 00:49:02,561 --> 00:49:05,296 What is this thing?! 775 00:49:05,831 --> 00:49:08,165 Whoa! 776 00:49:11,370 --> 00:49:13,604 Get it off me! Get it off me! Get it off me! 777 00:49:19,244 --> 00:49:20,611 What goes on here? 778 00:49:20,613 --> 00:49:22,113 Oh! Man folk! 779 00:49:22,115 --> 00:49:22,914 Oh! 780 00:49:23,782 --> 00:49:27,385 You humans are forbidden in these lands. 781 00:49:27,387 --> 00:49:29,921 This will never do. 782 00:49:29,923 --> 00:49:31,222 Hershel! Come here! 783 00:49:31,224 --> 00:49:33,758 Right away, sir. Okay, um, stryker is over there. 784 00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:35,526 Stryker you say? 785 00:49:35,528 --> 00:49:37,528 Oh, the white wizard is not going to like that! 786 00:49:37,530 --> 00:49:40,398 No! No! No! No! 787 00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:41,732 Call the horde to arms. 788 00:49:41,734 --> 00:49:43,601 Prepare to make them suffer. 789 00:49:43,603 --> 00:49:45,069 Make them pay. 790 00:49:45,071 --> 00:49:46,370 Do as your told, hershel! 791 00:49:46,372 --> 00:49:47,805 As you say. Very good. 792 00:49:47,807 --> 00:49:50,408 Could they be, wampires? 793 00:49:50,410 --> 00:49:52,410 There not fucking vampires. 794 00:49:53,712 --> 00:49:55,279 Goblins. 795 00:49:56,882 --> 00:49:58,849 Hope to it, lads! 796 00:50:05,991 --> 00:50:10,127 One, two, three, four. What are we fighting for? 797 00:50:10,129 --> 00:50:13,431 Dinner, and supper, and lunch! 798 00:50:28,915 --> 00:50:31,515 They're gonna regret coming in here! 799 00:50:33,585 --> 00:50:35,386 Just look at them! 800 00:50:35,388 --> 00:50:36,921 The muppets. 801 00:50:56,074 --> 00:51:00,411 We goblins do not tolerate trespasses against us. 802 00:51:00,413 --> 00:51:01,846 Do we, boys? 803 00:51:03,416 --> 00:51:07,752 You've committed a grave treason, I'm afraid, 804 00:51:07,754 --> 00:51:11,856 a violation of our lands, and offended the great sovereignty 805 00:51:11,858 --> 00:51:13,691 of our people. 806 00:51:13,693 --> 00:51:15,159 For that... 807 00:51:16,495 --> 00:51:18,663 ...you will die. 808 00:51:20,065 --> 00:51:24,235 You may kill them now, my darlings. 809 00:51:34,646 --> 00:51:36,313 My gun won't cock. 810 00:51:36,315 --> 00:51:40,584 Your weapons have aged to no effect. 811 00:51:40,586 --> 00:51:43,287 You'll have to fight honorably. 812 00:51:44,523 --> 00:51:45,756 Damn. 813 00:51:50,228 --> 00:51:52,763 It's finally happening! 814 00:51:58,003 --> 00:51:59,637 You! 815 00:51:59,639 --> 00:52:01,505 Why? Why? Why? 816 00:52:12,851 --> 00:52:14,618 Ah, no! 817 00:52:14,620 --> 00:52:15,953 Whoa! 818 00:52:22,828 --> 00:52:24,328 Wha! 819 00:52:28,967 --> 00:52:30,201 Aah! 820 00:52:33,839 --> 00:52:37,341 Ah! Holy shit! Fucking goblins! 821 00:52:37,343 --> 00:52:38,576 Right on top of ya! 822 00:52:39,545 --> 00:52:40,511 Goblins! 823 00:52:40,513 --> 00:52:43,013 Hold him down, boys! 824 00:52:43,015 --> 00:52:44,715 It's lunchtime. 825 00:52:45,885 --> 00:52:49,053 Plug him up! Mushroom nap. Forever. 826 00:52:51,823 --> 00:52:54,158 It's time to sleep, 827 00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:56,360 my dear boy. 828 00:52:56,362 --> 00:52:57,528 Let's blow. 829 00:53:03,535 --> 00:53:06,170 Brenner! 830 00:53:12,511 --> 00:53:15,613 Alarm! Alarm! 831 00:53:15,615 --> 00:53:17,214 Do I have to take care of everything? 832 00:53:17,216 --> 00:53:19,784 Alarm! Alarm! 833 00:53:23,321 --> 00:53:24,889 Move out! 834 00:53:24,891 --> 00:53:25,890 Harold! 835 00:53:25,892 --> 00:53:28,859 - Huh?! - Yoo hoo! 836 00:53:28,861 --> 00:53:30,494 What are you doin' here? 837 00:53:30,496 --> 00:53:32,730 Well, I didn't want to miss all the fun. 838 00:53:32,732 --> 00:53:35,633 Margaret, we're in the middle of a war! 839 00:53:35,635 --> 00:53:37,601 And you bring the baby. 840 00:53:37,603 --> 00:53:39,537 You two have a headache? 841 00:53:41,673 --> 00:53:43,908 Believe me, the pain is only in your head. 842 00:53:46,078 --> 00:53:49,313 That there baby's done us no good. 843 00:53:49,315 --> 00:53:52,783 Except get fat off our slop and your drink! 844 00:53:58,523 --> 00:54:00,958 Hey, let me get out of here! Whoa! 845 00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:02,726 Like the wind! 846 00:54:04,130 --> 00:54:05,729 I'm pregnant again. 847 00:54:05,731 --> 00:54:07,531 I'm having twins this time. 848 00:54:09,067 --> 00:54:10,134 Twins. 849 00:54:10,136 --> 00:54:12,469 Oh! 850 00:54:27,819 --> 00:54:29,520 Hey! 851 00:54:29,522 --> 00:54:32,289 This suit, it's like a fucking bug zapper! 852 00:54:32,291 --> 00:54:33,624 Toss 'em my way, idiots! 853 00:54:34,492 --> 00:54:36,994 I've got these two who's got that one? 854 00:54:36,996 --> 00:54:38,562 Kevin humphries. 855 00:54:38,564 --> 00:54:40,297 With the candlestick. 856 00:54:40,299 --> 00:54:41,866 In the ballroom. 857 00:54:52,244 --> 00:54:53,544 Make it rain. 858 00:54:54,346 --> 00:54:55,512 Whoa! 859 00:54:55,514 --> 00:54:56,814 Whaa! 860 00:54:56,816 --> 00:54:58,015 Whoa! 861 00:54:58,017 --> 00:54:59,450 Oh! 862 00:55:00,585 --> 00:55:02,052 I'm invincible. 863 00:55:03,021 --> 00:55:06,023 No! Not my babies! No! 864 00:55:06,025 --> 00:55:07,725 My darlings! 865 00:55:07,727 --> 00:55:09,760 Too the hills! 866 00:55:12,697 --> 00:55:14,465 Inconceivable! 867 00:55:15,567 --> 00:55:17,134 Carlton! 868 00:55:18,603 --> 00:55:21,772 - I got just the thing. - He was my favorite child. 869 00:55:22,874 --> 00:55:24,275 Right. 870 00:55:24,277 --> 00:55:27,011 Just going to go... Check on the roast. 871 00:55:29,047 --> 00:55:30,247 Ya! 872 00:55:36,254 --> 00:55:38,122 Don't worry! They'll take me back to the nest! 873 00:55:38,124 --> 00:55:39,556 I'll find the hive and then I'll... 874 00:55:39,558 --> 00:55:41,292 Whoa! 875 00:55:43,095 --> 00:55:44,795 Yeah! 876 00:55:52,203 --> 00:55:53,437 A hatch! 877 00:55:55,308 --> 00:55:58,275 I'm going to send you back to your momma's wagina! 878 00:56:02,147 --> 00:56:03,580 Nabroski, I found a way out. It's a hatch. 879 00:56:03,582 --> 00:56:04,615 We gotta get the hell out of here. 880 00:56:04,617 --> 00:56:06,817 Stryker, I will not go with you. 881 00:56:06,819 --> 00:56:08,285 Hand me that wodka. 882 00:56:08,287 --> 00:56:09,820 I had vodka? 883 00:56:11,423 --> 00:56:16,727 What kind of madness would create such monsters? 884 00:56:16,729 --> 00:56:21,065 Stryker, I want you to climb that tree and save that female. 885 00:56:21,067 --> 00:56:22,366 Right. 886 00:56:22,901 --> 00:56:24,401 Forget about me. 887 00:56:24,403 --> 00:56:26,170 - Yeah. - I may not make it. 888 00:56:26,905 --> 00:56:27,938 But... 889 00:56:28,673 --> 00:56:31,742 I'm going to take some of these... 890 00:56:31,744 --> 00:56:33,577 ...monsters... 891 00:56:33,579 --> 00:56:35,412 ...with me! 892 00:56:35,414 --> 00:56:36,680 Ah! 893 00:57:09,547 --> 00:57:11,148 Ah ha! Stryker! 894 00:57:11,150 --> 00:57:13,183 You're precisely where I want you. 895 00:57:17,555 --> 00:57:18,956 What gives? 896 00:57:18,958 --> 00:57:20,724 Where's the penguin? 897 00:57:20,726 --> 00:57:23,660 There's suppose to be a ten-foot, killer penguin in there. 898 00:57:23,662 --> 00:57:26,497 Darrell's been moving stuff around again. 899 00:57:26,499 --> 00:57:29,466 No matter. I still have the prisoner woman. 900 00:57:29,468 --> 00:57:32,536 Or should I say... Prisoner women? 901 00:57:32,538 --> 00:57:34,304 Stryker, I don't have all day. 902 00:57:34,306 --> 00:57:35,572 I'm wasting away in here! 903 00:57:36,908 --> 00:57:39,543 Stryker, those women are scheduled for termination... 904 00:57:39,545 --> 00:57:40,577 Within the hour. 905 00:57:40,579 --> 00:57:41,812 This is a big place. 906 00:57:41,814 --> 00:57:43,680 You've got two choices. 907 00:57:43,682 --> 00:57:46,717 You could capture me or you could save the women. 908 00:57:46,719 --> 00:57:49,153 Don't have time to do both. 909 00:57:49,155 --> 00:57:51,588 You know where neither of us are... 910 00:57:52,857 --> 00:57:54,091 Go. 911 00:57:54,726 --> 00:57:56,226 Uh, taxi! 912 00:59:40,331 --> 00:59:41,665 Stryker! 913 00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:46,170 Are you having fun in my funhouse? 914 00:59:48,039 --> 00:59:51,675 Honestly, stryker, putting the door on the floor like that? 915 00:59:51,677 --> 00:59:52,843 Brilliant. 916 00:59:52,845 --> 00:59:54,645 It took Darrell weeks... 917 00:59:54,647 --> 00:59:56,747 Of starvation to figure that one out. 918 00:59:58,149 --> 00:59:59,850 Alright, asshole. 919 01:00:00,351 --> 01:00:01,852 Where are the girls? 920 01:00:02,987 --> 01:00:06,123 You could kill me right now, Neil. 921 01:00:06,125 --> 01:00:07,791 You could shoot me in the face. 922 01:00:07,793 --> 01:00:09,693 But then, 923 01:00:09,695 --> 01:00:12,095 you would never find the women. 924 01:00:14,332 --> 01:00:17,634 At this present moment, you have no have no idea 925 01:00:17,636 --> 01:00:19,469 where the devil they are. 926 01:00:19,471 --> 01:00:22,339 Or when they are? 927 01:00:22,341 --> 01:00:25,075 Or when they are. What a mystery. 928 01:00:25,077 --> 01:00:27,811 For all you know i took my time machine, 929 01:00:27,813 --> 01:00:30,047 strapped them in... 930 01:00:30,049 --> 01:00:35,519 And blasted them back to dinosaur times! 931 01:00:35,521 --> 01:00:37,354 They're here somewhere. 932 01:00:37,356 --> 01:00:38,755 And in this time. 933 01:00:39,390 --> 01:00:40,724 And I'm going to find them. 934 01:00:41,693 --> 01:00:43,860 Business, business, business! 935 01:00:43,862 --> 01:00:46,363 Stryker, you're so wound up. Relax! 936 01:00:46,365 --> 01:00:48,999 Here, let me draw you a bubble bath. 937 01:00:50,768 --> 01:00:53,403 Come on. Take a dip with me, Neil! 938 01:00:53,405 --> 01:00:55,872 Take a dip with ol' poppa bear. 939 01:00:55,874 --> 01:00:57,674 It'll be like old times. 940 01:01:05,049 --> 01:01:08,385 The old acid in the bathtub routine. 941 01:01:11,690 --> 01:01:13,523 You're too good, Neil. 942 01:01:13,525 --> 01:01:16,860 A little too good for your own good, perhaps. 943 01:01:16,862 --> 01:01:20,597 Oh, hey, stryker you know what? You have got to try these. 944 01:01:20,599 --> 01:01:23,100 It's a cosmo. My brother swears by 'em. 945 01:01:23,102 --> 01:01:24,434 Here. 946 01:01:26,638 --> 01:01:28,538 Go ahead! Take it! 947 01:01:28,540 --> 01:01:30,707 They're delicious. They're scrumptious. 948 01:01:31,576 --> 01:01:33,410 What?! Are you kidding me?! 949 01:01:33,412 --> 01:01:36,146 Poison a perfectly good cosmo? 950 01:01:37,048 --> 01:01:38,982 Not in my lifetime. 951 01:01:38,984 --> 01:01:42,586 Give me this. I want to at once. Mmh. Mmh.. 952 01:01:42,588 --> 01:01:45,489 So good, Neil. So good. 953 01:01:45,491 --> 01:01:47,891 Mmh. Yours is better than mine! 954 01:01:47,893 --> 01:01:50,494 I've let this drag on far too long. 955 01:01:50,496 --> 01:01:52,396 Just tell me where the fuck they are. 956 01:01:52,398 --> 01:01:54,431 Alright, stryker. 957 01:01:54,433 --> 01:01:55,932 Alright. 958 01:01:55,934 --> 01:01:58,568 I'm tired and I'm old. 959 01:01:58,570 --> 01:02:00,604 If you want the women... 960 01:02:00,606 --> 01:02:02,773 Simply turn around 961 01:02:02,775 --> 01:02:04,408 and you shall find them. 962 01:03:48,246 --> 01:03:49,646 Deactivate. 963 01:03:51,015 --> 01:03:52,282 Halt. 964 01:03:55,887 --> 01:03:57,187 Stop. 965 01:04:36,093 --> 01:04:38,795 Is this all they do, Darrell? 966 01:04:39,730 --> 01:04:41,765 Yes, but... 967 01:04:41,767 --> 01:04:43,467 They do work. 968 01:04:55,847 --> 01:04:57,747 Well, I'm embarrassed. 969 01:04:59,083 --> 01:05:00,484 Is anyone else embarrassed? 970 01:05:01,519 --> 01:05:05,922 Anyone else embarrassed about the bumping robits? 971 01:05:05,924 --> 01:05:07,257 Darrell! 972 01:05:07,259 --> 01:05:09,259 How are you feeling? 973 01:05:09,261 --> 01:05:10,994 You ask the impossible. 974 01:05:10,996 --> 01:05:12,796 I need real men! 975 01:05:12,798 --> 01:05:14,364 Men?! 976 01:05:14,932 --> 01:05:17,100 Yes, an army, your grace. 977 01:05:17,102 --> 01:05:19,169 Very skilled in soldiery. 978 01:05:19,171 --> 01:05:20,303 No, Darrell! 979 01:05:20,305 --> 01:05:22,105 Enough of your schemes. 980 01:05:22,107 --> 01:05:25,675 You see, I am the one with the smart. 981 01:05:25,677 --> 01:05:26,977 I beseech you, your grace. 982 01:05:26,979 --> 01:05:29,613 I've created a nine year plan. Which will enable us... 983 01:05:29,615 --> 01:05:31,281 Nine years?! 984 01:05:31,283 --> 01:05:32,816 We don't have nine minutes! 985 01:05:32,818 --> 01:05:34,951 Yes, but if we were too... 986 01:05:34,953 --> 01:05:38,655 No Darrell, no more. 987 01:05:38,657 --> 01:05:44,861 You see, Darrell, I've got real plans with real results in store. 988 01:05:44,863 --> 01:05:47,564 Do what you will, Darrell. 989 01:05:47,566 --> 01:05:49,299 Goodbye. 990 01:06:00,645 --> 01:06:03,446 Meet me in the break room in 20 minutes for donuts! 991 01:06:05,049 --> 01:06:08,885 You underestimate me, your grace. 992 01:06:10,221 --> 01:06:11,922 But you will soon know different. 993 01:06:13,925 --> 01:06:15,559 Oh, yes. 994 01:06:15,860 --> 01:06:17,561 Oh, yes! 995 01:09:19,610 --> 01:09:21,277 Did I catch you at a bad time? 996 01:09:21,279 --> 01:09:22,512 Neil stryker! 997 01:09:22,514 --> 01:09:24,180 What are you doing here? 998 01:09:24,182 --> 01:09:26,015 Darrell freeway. 999 01:09:26,951 --> 01:09:29,385 So, you're the mad scientist's new stooge. 1000 01:09:29,387 --> 01:09:31,988 And your his old flame. 1001 01:09:32,757 --> 01:09:34,424 Well... 1002 01:09:34,426 --> 01:09:39,095 You've breathed your last breath, stryker. 1003 01:09:39,097 --> 01:09:41,564 You're in trouble now... 1004 01:09:42,601 --> 01:09:44,267 Double trouble. 1005 01:09:51,809 --> 01:09:55,044 Consider yourself warned, Mr. stryker. 1006 01:09:55,046 --> 01:09:57,814 I'm a wizard of the blade. 1007 01:10:03,454 --> 01:10:04,587 It wasn't me. 1008 01:10:04,589 --> 01:10:06,289 It was the scientist. 1009 01:10:06,291 --> 01:10:07,457 He's mad. 1010 01:10:07,459 --> 01:10:08,825 I'll take you to the girls. 1011 01:10:08,827 --> 01:10:10,293 They're right this way. 1012 01:10:10,295 --> 01:10:11,628 Come! 1013 01:10:21,906 --> 01:10:23,506 What the f-- 1014 01:10:24,775 --> 01:10:26,242 blasted machine. 1015 01:10:26,244 --> 01:10:29,078 How many times have I had to-- 1016 01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:32,682 oh, no! 1017 01:10:32,684 --> 01:10:33,917 Not the face! 1018 01:10:47,798 --> 01:10:49,799 Stryker! You do care about me. 1019 01:10:49,801 --> 01:10:51,234 Get the fuck out of the way. 1020 01:10:54,805 --> 01:10:56,706 Get back to the ship. Hurry. 1021 01:11:11,288 --> 01:11:15,225 Now, stryker, I've got you in a bind! 1022 01:11:15,227 --> 01:11:19,829 I'd just like to see you peel your way out! 1023 01:11:19,831 --> 01:11:22,632 Your room, stryker, is completely airtight. 1024 01:11:22,634 --> 01:11:27,403 At this very moment all the oxygen is being sucked out! 1025 01:11:27,405 --> 01:11:31,641 In two minutes time, you'll be completely without air. 1026 01:11:31,643 --> 01:11:33,509 In three minutes... 1027 01:11:33,511 --> 01:11:35,111 You'll be dead. 1028 01:11:35,913 --> 01:11:38,548 Aah! 1029 01:11:39,516 --> 01:11:43,887 And now, Neil stryker, this is where I say... 1030 01:11:43,889 --> 01:11:45,922 ...au revoir. 1031 01:12:55,559 --> 01:12:56,793 Thanks, boys! 1032 01:12:58,463 --> 01:12:59,896 Yeah. 1033 01:13:21,151 --> 01:13:22,418 Stryker! 1034 01:13:25,589 --> 01:13:27,457 Thank god you're alive. 1035 01:13:27,459 --> 01:13:28,691 Go! 1036 01:13:46,443 --> 01:13:48,311 Now how are we gonna get out of here? 1037 01:13:48,313 --> 01:13:50,213 I've got room for two! 1038 01:13:50,215 --> 01:13:53,483 Strykie, you're riding bitch, baby! 1039 01:13:53,485 --> 01:13:55,351 Good timing, Fred. 1040 01:13:55,353 --> 01:13:56,853 Too good? 1041 01:14:11,735 --> 01:14:13,770 Thanks for coming for me. 1042 01:14:14,571 --> 01:14:15,872 No trouble. 1043 01:14:15,874 --> 01:14:18,541 Listen, I know I should have been more careful. 1044 01:14:18,543 --> 01:14:19,809 I was stupid. 1045 01:14:19,811 --> 01:14:22,345 Ah, come on, kid. You were brave. 1046 01:14:22,347 --> 01:14:23,646 Really? 1047 01:14:25,816 --> 01:14:28,484 Uh... okay. That's it. 1048 01:14:28,486 --> 01:14:29,986 We're done. 1049 01:14:29,988 --> 01:14:32,722 Yeah. Yeah. Okay, okay. 1050 01:14:32,724 --> 01:14:34,257 Let go! 1051 01:14:34,259 --> 01:14:35,291 Sorry. 1052 01:14:35,726 --> 01:14:37,093 My paperwork. 1053 01:14:57,114 --> 01:15:01,417 Did it work? Are you staring at a pile of goo? 1054 01:15:01,419 --> 01:15:05,955 I planted a bomb in her body while she was sleeping. 1055 01:15:05,957 --> 01:15:09,092 Do you want to know where I inserted it? 1056 01:15:09,094 --> 01:15:10,893 Not interested. 1057 01:15:10,895 --> 01:15:12,261 I put it in her ear. 1058 01:15:12,263 --> 01:15:13,563 What do you want? 1059 01:15:13,565 --> 01:15:15,965 I just wanted to make your life miserable 1060 01:15:15,967 --> 01:15:18,468 before I jumped through time and space. 1061 01:15:18,470 --> 01:15:23,072 I still have the woman that you failed to rescue. 1062 01:15:23,074 --> 01:15:28,077 I plan to breed with her and create a race of atomic super men and women. 1063 01:15:28,079 --> 01:15:29,779 If she'll have me, of course. 1064 01:15:29,781 --> 01:15:32,949 If she won't, hey, I'll adopt. 1065 01:15:32,951 --> 01:15:35,051 I've always wanted a baby boy. 1066 01:15:35,053 --> 01:15:37,286 Oh, wait a minute... I've got one right here! 1067 01:15:37,288 --> 01:15:38,621 Daddy! 1068 01:15:38,623 --> 01:15:41,023 See you in hell ,asshole! 1069 01:15:42,793 --> 01:15:45,528 This damn war! 1070 01:15:46,463 --> 01:15:49,132 It doesn't take just soldiers. 1071 01:15:49,800 --> 01:15:51,634 It takes friends. 1072 01:15:55,806 --> 01:15:57,473 Can I have you clean this up? 1073 01:15:57,475 --> 01:15:59,442 Hey, what happened? 1074 01:15:59,444 --> 01:16:01,611 Veronica exploded. Listen, the mad scientist 1075 01:16:01,613 --> 01:16:03,346 is about to jump through time. 1076 01:16:03,348 --> 01:16:05,081 And he has my son. 1077 01:16:05,083 --> 01:16:07,350 Whoa, whoa, whoa! He'll be gone in moments. 1078 01:16:07,352 --> 01:16:08,584 Finished! 1079 01:16:08,586 --> 01:16:10,153 Not quite. 1080 01:16:13,458 --> 01:16:15,024 Stryker, Neil. 1081 01:16:15,026 --> 01:16:16,692 One, one, three, five, eight. 1082 01:16:20,531 --> 01:16:22,198 It's the time portal. 1083 01:16:32,543 --> 01:16:33,776 Damn. 1084 01:16:33,778 --> 01:16:35,478 Just what I need. 1085 01:16:35,480 --> 01:16:37,146 Beverly! - Yes, Neil? 1086 01:16:37,148 --> 01:16:38,381 Quit the small talk. 1087 01:16:38,383 --> 01:16:40,283 I need you to monitor this like your life depends on it. 1088 01:16:41,186 --> 01:16:42,785 Because it does. 1089 01:16:42,787 --> 01:16:45,354 Whoa, whoa, wait, wait! What are you doin', strykes? 1090 01:16:45,356 --> 01:16:46,355 I need to save my kid. 1091 01:16:46,357 --> 01:16:48,291 We'll deal with the mad scientist later 1092 01:16:48,293 --> 01:16:49,759 be back in a minute. 1093 01:16:55,365 --> 01:16:57,066 Good luck, strykes. 1094 01:17:05,175 --> 01:17:06,943 Now he's gone too far. 1095 01:17:50,554 --> 01:17:51,954 Daddy! 1096 01:17:55,626 --> 01:17:57,860 Come and get me, stryker! 1097 01:18:09,941 --> 01:18:11,841 Schnell! Schnell! 1098 01:18:34,264 --> 01:18:35,464 Oh! Ho! Ho! 1099 01:18:57,287 --> 01:18:58,654 Du. 1100 01:19:03,594 --> 01:19:05,261 - Nein? - Nein! 1101 01:19:05,263 --> 01:19:06,662 - Nein?! - Fuck this. 1102 01:19:17,675 --> 01:19:19,942 You Nazi bitch. 1103 01:19:29,219 --> 01:19:31,053 Such a waste. 1104 01:20:02,252 --> 01:20:03,753 Alright kid, just follow me-- 1105 01:20:03,755 --> 01:20:05,087 oh! 1106 01:20:05,889 --> 01:20:06,856 Stryker! 1107 01:20:07,858 --> 01:20:10,226 Whatever happened to your little rule about not 1108 01:20:10,228 --> 01:20:12,395 altering the entire course of history! 1109 01:20:12,397 --> 01:20:15,331 I mean, you must have murdered half the third reich down there! 1110 01:20:15,333 --> 01:20:18,567 Holocaust? More like holo-lost in time, thanks to you! 1111 01:20:18,569 --> 01:20:19,902 Give me back my kid! 1112 01:20:19,904 --> 01:20:22,238 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Your son? 1113 01:20:22,240 --> 01:20:24,907 Why I've got bad news for ya, stryker. 1114 01:20:24,909 --> 01:20:26,575 The boy loves me. 1115 01:20:26,577 --> 01:20:28,544 As if I were his own kin. 1116 01:20:28,546 --> 01:20:33,048 He and I have formed a paternal bond that cannot be broken. 1117 01:20:33,050 --> 01:20:35,017 You're far too late, stryker. 1118 01:20:35,019 --> 01:20:36,719 You see, the boy... 1119 01:20:36,721 --> 01:20:39,422 Wishes for me to raise him... 1120 01:20:39,424 --> 01:20:41,524 ...as my very own. 1121 01:20:41,526 --> 01:20:43,893 Save me from the crazy man, daddy! 1122 01:20:43,895 --> 01:20:45,728 What?! You little traitor! 1123 01:20:45,730 --> 01:20:47,029 You said you loved me! 1124 01:20:48,899 --> 01:20:50,599 You little shit! 1125 01:20:54,070 --> 01:20:55,538 Are you okay? 1126 01:20:55,540 --> 01:20:57,339 Daddy, where's mommy? 1127 01:20:58,108 --> 01:21:00,242 She's still dead, kid. 1128 01:21:00,244 --> 01:21:01,911 Come on, let's get this crap off you. 1129 01:21:01,913 --> 01:21:03,546 We gotta get outta here. 1130 01:21:05,215 --> 01:21:07,750 What did I tell you, kid? Safe and sound. 1131 01:21:07,752 --> 01:21:09,084 Yay! 1132 01:21:09,086 --> 01:21:11,320 Take my kid. Keep him safe. 1133 01:21:11,322 --> 01:21:14,590 Continue time-tracking the mad scientist. He could be anywhere. 1134 01:21:14,592 --> 01:21:16,425 Sir, there's something on the monitor. 1135 01:21:16,427 --> 01:21:17,993 Bring it up. 1136 01:21:17,995 --> 01:21:21,630 Yeah. October 12th, 1999, 12:01am. 1137 01:21:21,632 --> 01:21:23,065 Right here. 1138 01:21:24,468 --> 01:21:26,635 Ah! You got the boy back. 1139 01:21:26,637 --> 01:21:29,972 Excellent. I gotta get rollers on my fucking luggage. 1140 01:21:29,974 --> 01:21:32,641 This is for shit, stryker! 1141 01:21:32,643 --> 01:21:33,976 I didn't bring a passport. 1142 01:21:33,978 --> 01:21:35,344 And I know you're going to yell at me. 1143 01:21:35,346 --> 01:21:37,746 But who needs a passport when the end of the world is coming? 1144 01:21:38,783 --> 01:21:40,182 Fred, you're not coming with me. 1145 01:21:40,184 --> 01:21:43,118 No. No. Talk me down off this cliff. 1146 01:21:43,120 --> 01:21:46,455 Talk me off it, stryker, or I will fucking jump. 1147 01:21:46,457 --> 01:21:49,592 Talk me off this cliff, stryker! 1148 01:21:52,262 --> 01:21:53,596 Stryker! 1149 01:21:53,598 --> 01:21:55,531 You're on suspension. I want this man arrested. 1150 01:21:55,533 --> 01:21:57,199 Wait! 1151 01:21:57,201 --> 01:21:59,468 This guy is saving the entire world, 1152 01:21:59,470 --> 01:22:00,970 and you want him arrested? 1153 01:22:00,972 --> 01:22:05,307 Let him finish. You can have my resignation in the morning. 1154 01:22:05,309 --> 01:22:07,910 Fine! But we do it my way. 1155 01:22:09,145 --> 01:22:13,115 Stryker, you kill the scientist, I'll save the girl. 1156 01:22:13,117 --> 01:22:14,783 - No. - Fine! 1157 01:22:17,187 --> 01:22:19,622 I'll kill the girl, you save the scientist. 1158 01:22:19,624 --> 01:22:21,190 No one is going with me. 1159 01:22:21,192 --> 01:22:22,625 I'm going alone. 1160 01:22:22,627 --> 01:22:23,959 Fine! 1161 01:22:23,961 --> 01:22:25,661 But when all this is over... 1162 01:22:25,663 --> 01:22:27,363 I'm back on suspension. 1163 01:22:27,365 --> 01:22:29,465 You bet your ass you are. 1164 01:22:38,141 --> 01:22:39,542 You, throw me my bag. 1165 01:22:39,544 --> 01:22:40,976 Yes, sir! 1166 01:22:44,848 --> 01:22:46,916 Go get 'im, strykes! 1167 01:22:46,918 --> 01:22:48,918 Oh, god. Where are we now 1168 01:22:48,920 --> 01:22:50,419 we don't have time for you foolish questions. 1169 01:22:50,421 --> 01:22:51,887 We gotta haul ass out of here. 1170 01:22:51,889 --> 01:22:52,888 Now get the fuck in the truck. 1171 01:22:52,890 --> 01:22:54,323 Jesus. 1172 01:22:54,758 --> 01:22:56,225 Alright, Darrell. 1173 01:22:56,227 --> 01:22:58,827 Your plan better work. 1174 01:23:01,264 --> 01:23:05,834 Alright, the keys are suppose to be... 1175 01:23:05,836 --> 01:23:07,570 Hm. 1176 01:23:07,572 --> 01:23:09,305 Wait a minute. 1177 01:23:10,040 --> 01:23:11,273 The hell? 1178 01:23:12,108 --> 01:23:14,476 Looking for these? 1179 01:23:16,613 --> 01:23:18,747 Your grace... 1180 01:23:18,749 --> 01:23:21,951 I am honored 1181 01:23:21,953 --> 01:23:26,021 that you would finally warm to my little plan. 1182 01:23:26,023 --> 01:23:29,124 There's one thing i forgot to mention. 1183 01:23:29,126 --> 01:23:32,761 There's just no place in it... For you. 1184 01:23:32,763 --> 01:23:36,832 I've had nine years to plan my escape... 1185 01:23:37,968 --> 01:23:41,937 You have exactly nine seconds for yours. 1186 01:23:44,240 --> 01:23:48,243 Perhaps now your grace will agree... 1187 01:23:48,245 --> 01:23:49,912 ...that in fact... 1188 01:23:49,914 --> 01:23:54,216 ...i am the one with the smart. 1189 01:23:54,218 --> 01:23:55,918 I'm afraid... 1190 01:23:55,920 --> 01:23:58,621 ...you're going to die... 1191 01:24:01,725 --> 01:24:05,127 Impossible! 1192 01:24:05,662 --> 01:24:07,463 You're fucked. 1193 01:24:07,465 --> 01:24:10,899 Get out of the truck! I've got a few more tricks up my rabbit hole. 1194 01:24:15,005 --> 01:24:17,673 Shut your fat, overweight shit. 1195 01:24:18,642 --> 01:24:19,908 Let her go. 1196 01:24:19,910 --> 01:24:21,744 Not this time, stryker. 1197 01:24:21,746 --> 01:24:23,112 You're too late. 1198 01:24:24,347 --> 01:24:29,818 You see, I set my time-portal to send us so far into time... 1199 01:24:29,820 --> 01:24:32,021 ...that you'll never find us. 1200 01:24:34,924 --> 01:24:40,763 And now, stryker, a game of chess that will span the ages. 1201 01:24:40,765 --> 01:24:42,665 I'll make the first move. 1202 01:24:45,202 --> 01:24:49,338 I'll see you in hell, Neil stryker! 1203 01:24:49,340 --> 01:24:51,006 Ha! Ha! 1204 01:24:53,843 --> 01:24:55,344 Ha! 1205 01:25:33,016 --> 01:25:34,049 Ah! 1206 01:25:35,018 --> 01:25:36,819 What the bloody devil do you suppose that was? 1207 01:25:38,154 --> 01:25:39,621 It's a clue! 1208 01:25:40,690 --> 01:25:42,858 Come, Watson. To the lighthouse! 1209 01:25:42,860 --> 01:25:45,060 Move! Move, you fool! 1210 01:26:18,728 --> 01:26:20,329 Ah! 1211 01:26:23,533 --> 01:26:27,770 Whoa. 1212 01:26:29,239 --> 01:26:31,340 Bravo, stryker. 1213 01:26:32,375 --> 01:26:34,143 You win. 1214 01:26:35,044 --> 01:26:38,213 But you are forgetting one thing... 1215 01:26:39,816 --> 01:26:44,453 My ghost is gonna haunt the shit out of you. 1216 01:26:53,163 --> 01:26:57,900 I'm not kidding, stryker. Seriously, it's gonna be weird. 1217 01:26:57,902 --> 01:27:00,335 For no reason at all, just a beak... 1218 01:27:00,337 --> 01:27:02,137 Will grow from my face. 1219 01:27:02,139 --> 01:27:03,639 And I'll huff... 1220 01:27:03,641 --> 01:27:05,407 And I'll puff... 1221 01:27:05,409 --> 01:27:07,476 And I'll blow... 1222 01:27:28,298 --> 01:27:31,099 Damn, that was disturbing. 1223 01:27:31,101 --> 01:27:32,768 Yeah, no shit. 1224 01:27:32,770 --> 01:27:34,536 What ever happened with dying with dignity? 1225 01:27:34,538 --> 01:27:35,771 Yeah. 1226 01:27:35,773 --> 01:27:37,873 He was plum fuck crazy, wasn't he? 1227 01:27:38,641 --> 01:27:40,442 Well, least it's over. 1228 01:27:42,045 --> 01:27:43,178 Right. 1229 01:27:43,680 --> 01:27:45,347 Now, wait a second. 1230 01:27:46,482 --> 01:27:50,018 Isn't this the part where the hero kisses the girl? 1231 01:27:51,321 --> 01:27:52,955 This ain't lover's Lane, sweetheart. 1232 01:27:52,957 --> 01:27:55,190 We're up to our eyeballs in dead guy. 1233 01:27:55,192 --> 01:27:56,859 You're a nurse, you've wiped asses. 1234 01:27:56,861 --> 01:27:59,995 Clean this shit up before some kid comes around and plays in it. 1235 01:28:06,469 --> 01:28:07,903 You ready? 1236 01:28:31,194 --> 01:28:33,495 Warning. Rift anomaly. 1237 01:28:33,497 --> 01:28:36,231 Warning. Unknown origin. 1238 01:28:36,233 --> 01:28:38,834 That's just a mile up the road. 1239 01:28:38,836 --> 01:28:40,235 Strange. 1240 01:28:44,274 --> 01:28:45,440 Ah! 1241 01:28:45,442 --> 01:28:47,242 Oh! Oh! 1242 01:28:47,244 --> 01:28:49,011 Oh, my god! 1243 01:28:49,013 --> 01:28:50,512 My hero! 1244 01:28:51,615 --> 01:28:53,015 Oh! Oh! 1245 01:28:53,017 --> 01:28:55,017 Oh, this is disgusting. - Oh, thank you! 1246 01:28:55,019 --> 01:28:57,953 What in god's name happened to you? Peel this woman off me! 1247 01:28:57,955 --> 01:28:59,388 Yes, sir. 1248 01:28:59,390 --> 01:29:00,422 Eh! 1249 01:29:00,424 --> 01:29:02,758 Where's stryker?! Throw her back. 1250 01:29:02,760 --> 01:29:04,359 No! No! No! No! He's coming. 1251 01:29:04,361 --> 01:29:05,827 He's right behind me. 1252 01:29:09,465 --> 01:29:10,799 It worked. 1253 01:29:10,801 --> 01:29:12,234 He's all yours. 1254 01:29:12,236 --> 01:29:14,102 Well done. 1255 01:29:14,804 --> 01:29:15,971 I love you! 1256 01:29:15,973 --> 01:29:17,606 Yes. 1257 01:29:17,608 --> 01:29:18,874 You do. 1258 01:29:19,976 --> 01:29:21,510 You son of a bitch. 1259 01:29:22,412 --> 01:29:25,080 Through your wildest dreams... 1260 01:29:25,082 --> 01:29:27,816 ...you could never imagine... 1261 01:29:27,818 --> 01:29:30,452 ...what lies in wait for you. 1262 01:29:31,888 --> 01:29:35,991 Did you really think you'd be able to could keep it a secret? 1263 01:29:35,993 --> 01:29:38,560 While you were tracking him, 1264 01:29:38,562 --> 01:29:39,928 I was tracking you. 1265 01:29:41,164 --> 01:29:44,666 Chasing that buffoon, you left more ripples through time 1266 01:29:44,668 --> 01:29:47,836 than a stone in a pond. 1267 01:29:47,838 --> 01:29:50,439 So, you can track a time-portal, can you? 1268 01:29:50,441 --> 01:29:53,008 Then perhaps you'll follow this through the looking glass, 1269 01:29:53,010 --> 01:29:54,843 little Alice. 1270 01:30:14,163 --> 01:30:15,597 Well, pops, 1271 01:30:15,599 --> 01:30:17,833 you always said you'd see you me hell. 1272 01:30:20,703 --> 01:30:22,437 I'm looking forward to it. 1273 01:30:30,880 --> 01:30:31,813 Come, stryker. 1274 01:30:33,049 --> 01:30:37,152 Take a bite of the cheese in a mousetrap more elaborate, 1275 01:30:37,154 --> 01:30:39,654 than the world has ever known. 1276 01:32:07,310 --> 01:32:09,444 Smells like... 1277 01:32:09,912 --> 01:32:11,780 ...liverwurst. 1278 01:32:12,448 --> 01:32:13,949 Hey, nabroski! 1279 01:32:13,951 --> 01:32:16,451 Toss me a bite, man, seriously, I'm starving over here. 1280 01:32:24,494 --> 01:32:25,794 That's funny. 1281 01:32:25,796 --> 01:32:27,996 You're quite the comedian. 1282 01:32:27,998 --> 01:32:31,166 We gotta comedian over here! You dick! 1283 01:32:31,168 --> 01:32:34,336 Thanks for tossing my bones on the other side, idiot! 1284 01:32:34,338 --> 01:32:35,637 Least I can leave, 1285 01:32:35,639 --> 01:32:37,172 you're weird for stayin'. 1286 01:32:37,174 --> 01:32:38,840 You got no hope! 1287 01:32:38,842 --> 01:32:40,742 You got no water! 1288 01:32:40,744 --> 01:32:41,743 You got no light! 1289 01:32:42,812 --> 01:32:46,281 Except for this little ray of sunshine right here! 1290 01:32:56,759 --> 01:32:58,760 When you've got to go... 1291 01:32:59,362 --> 01:33:01,563 ...you've got to go. 82405