All language subtitles for Mission.Impossible.S01E14.WEBRip.x264-ION10

[ "MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE" THEME
PLAYS ]

Man: GOOD AFTERNOON,
MR. BRIGGS.

TWO ESPIONAGE GROUPS
FROM AN ENEMY COUNTRY

ARE ENGAGED
IN A POWER STRUGGLE

WHICH IS FOCUSED
ON THE PROBLEM

OF WHICH GROUP
WILL ASSASSINATE THIS MAN,

PROFESSOR NAPOLSKI,
WHO RECENTLY DEFECTED TO US.

IN SIX DAYS,
THE PROFESSOR MUST APPEAR

AT A SCIENTIFIC CONFERENCE,

WHERE HE WILL BE
AN OPEN TARGET.

THIS IS ANDREI FETYAKOV,

THE NUMBER ONE ASSASSIN

FOR THE NEW YOUNG
CIVILIAN GROUP,

WHICH THE SECRETARY CONSIDERS
FAR MORE DANGEROUS

THAN THE OLD-LINE
MILITARY INTELLIGENCE SERVICE

REPRESENTED BY THIS MAN,
COLONEL SHTEMENKO.

MR. BRIGGS, YOUR MISSION,
SHOULD YOU DECIDE TO ACCEPT IT,

WOULD BE TO STOP
THE ASSASSINATION

IN SUCH A WAY AS TO
TOTALLY DISCREDIT FETYAKOV

AND HIS ORGANIZATION

SO THAT THE OLD GROUP,
WHICH WE FIND EASIER TO HANDLE,

WILL REMAIN IN POWER.

AS ALWAYS, SHOULD YOU
OR ANY OF YOUR I.M. FORCE

BE CAUGHT OR KILLED,

THE SECRETARY WILL DISAVOW
ANY KNOWLEDGE OF YOUR ACTIONS.

PLEASE DISPOSE OF THIS
RECORDING IN THE USUAL MANNER.

GOOD LUCK, DAN.

ANDREI FETYAKOV.

YOUR JOB, CINNAMON, IS TO
CONVINCE THE MAN WITHIN 6 DAYS

THAT YOU'VE FALLEN IN LOVE
WITH HIM.

MM, THAT SHOULDN'T BE
TOO DIFFICULT.

HE'S VERY, VERY ATTRACTIVE.

AND LOOKS LIKE HE KNOWS IT, TOO.

AND HE ALSO KNOWS
THAT YOU'RE AN AGENT

WHOSE JOB IT IS TO PROTECT
THE PROFESSOR.

WELL, HOW DOES HE KNOW THAT?

I MADE SURE THAT HE LEARNED IT

AND THAT YOU KNOW
WHO AND WHAT HE IS.

BUT WHY, DAN?

BECAUSE I DON'T
UNDERESTIMATE HIM.

AND DON'T YOU.

THE MAN IS GOOD -- TOO CLEVER
FOR ME TO BE CERTAIN

THAT I CAN CONTROL
WHATEVER ASSASSINATION PLAN

HE COMES UP WITH.

THE ONLY PLAN
I'M SURE I CAN HANDLE

IS THE ONE WE PROVIDE HIM.

AND I'M THAT PLAN?

YES. YOU'VE GOT TO
MAKE HIM BELIEVE

YOU'RE HIS BEST WAY
TO THE PROFESSOR.

WAIT A MINUTE, DAN.

IF HE'S ALL THAT CLEVER,

ISN'T HE GOING
TO SMELL A TRAP,

SUSPECT SOMETHING,
IGNORE ME?

THERE'S ONE MORE THING
HE KNOWS --

HIS OWN CLEVERNESS,
HIS OWN ATTRACTIVENESS.

I READ THE MAN
AS AN ENORMOUS SHOWOFF,

SUPREME EGOTIST.

I'M BETTING THAT HE CAN'T
TURN DOWN A CHALLENGE,

ESPECIALLY ONE
FROM A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.

LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY INTERESTING
CHALLENGE FOR ME, TOO.

IT'S A LOT MORE THAN THAT.

FETYAKOV HAS LEFT
QUITE A TRAIL BEHIND HIM --

30 PEOPLE DEAD,

MANY OF THEM AGENTS,
MOST OF THEM WOMEN.

YOU STILL WANT THE JOB?

[ SIGHS ]

WHERE WILL YOU
AND BARNEY BE?

NOT CLOSE.

WE'LL HAVE OUR HANDS FULL
WITH THE OLD-TIMER SHTEMENKO.

MY SPY'S PRETTIER
THAN YOUR SPY.

AND MORE DIFFICULT TO HANDLE.

THESE TWO ARE ARCHRIVALS.

SOONER OR LATER,
THE GOOD COLONEL WILL
START GETTING IN THE WAY.

IT WILL BE MY JOB
TO TAKE HIM OUT OF THE PICTURE.

WHERE WILL BARNEY BE?

HE'LL BE AT THE HOTEL
WITH THE PROFESSOR.

I'LL BE THERE IN TIME
FOR THE KILL.

OH.

I SEE.

YOU TWO ARE THE TRAP.

YES. WHY?

WELL, I THOUGHT
I WAS THE TRAP,

BUT I'M NOT.

I'M THE CHEESE.

[ ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ APPLAUSE ]

YOU DON'T MIND, DO YOU?

WHAT DID YOU SAY
YOUR NAME WAS?

I DIDN'T THINK I DID.

ANDREI FETYAKOV.

MINE'S CINNAMON.

CINNAMON?

IS THAT SOME KIND
OF MEDICINE?

NO, IT'S A SPICE.

COULD YOU GET RID
OF YOUR DATE?

OH, I COULDN'T
POSSIBLY DO THAT.

OF COURSE YOU COULD.

BE NICE TO A FOREIGNER.

WELL, HERE WE ARE.

THANK YOU FOR LENDING ME
THIS EXQUISITE CREATURE.

IT SEEMS MORE OF A GIFT
THAN A LOAN, COMRADE.

HENRY.

ENCHANTé, MADEMOISELLE.

HEADING FOR THE LIBRARY?

YES.

GIVE HIM A FEW MINUTES.

HERE.

TELL ME, PLEASE, ARE YOU SURE
I CANNOT BE OF SOME HELP?

NO, SIR, NOT AT THE MOMENT.

BUT THERE MUST BE SOMETHING
I CAN DO.

I ASSURE YOU, YOUNG MAN,
IT GETS RATHER BORING

JUST TO STAND ABOUT WAITING
FOR SOMEONE

TO COME TO TRY
TO ASSASSINATE YOU.

[ LAUGHS ] ALL RIGHT.

HAVE YOU EVER WIRED
PHOTOELECTRIC EQUIPMENT?

NO, BUT I'M SURE I COULD LEARN.

FINE.

YOU HOLD THESE.

AHH.

[ Indistinct arguing ]

[ INDISTINCT ARGUING ]

ENOUGH, ENOUGH!

GENTLEMEN...

THERE ARE GUESTS
INSIDE THIS CONSULATE.

Please sit down
and calm yourself, comrade.

You'll have
another heart attack.

THE JOB OF ASSASSINATING
THE PROFESSOR

WAS ASSIGNED TO MY GROUP
WHEN HE DEFECTED.

THE ORDER HAS BEEN REVOKED.

AND WE HAVE
AN EXCELLENT PLAN.

OLD-FASHIONED, OUTDATED,
FROM WORLD WAR I.

Andrei, you do get to be
too much sometimes.

Look, Gregory,
there are two approaches

to this assassination --

EITHER ONE WAITS AND DOES IT
DURING THE CONFERENCE,

WHICH IS CRUDE,
LEADS TO JAIL

AND INTERNATIONAL REPERCUSSIONS,

OR ONE PICKS THE MAN
BEFOREHAND AND QUIETLY --

Impossible!

I appeal to you,
Comrade Suverin.

WE HAVE A VERY SIMPLE,
UNSPECTACULAR PLAN

WHICH REQUIRES
ONE INEXPENSIVE BULLET.

UNSPECTACULAR
IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT.

WHY DON'T YOU LURK
AT THE ENTRANCE

TO THE CONFERENCE HALL,
AND WHEN HE ARRIVES,

YOU THROW AN INEXPENSIVE BRICK
AT HIS HEAD?

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!

SIT DOWN!

I'VE HAD ENOUGH
FROM BOTH OF YOU.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

WELL, PLEASE COME IN.

OH, FORGIVE ME.

OH, I HOPE I'M NOT
INTERRUPTING ANYTHING.

OH, NOT AT ALL.

Oh, excuse me. This --

but, of course,
you know Andrei.

EXCUSE ME.

ANYTHING WRONG?

NO, NO. IT'S JUST THAT
MY ESCORT, I THINK,

HAS HAD
ONE TOO MANY TO DRINK.

AND YOU WANT ME
TO GIVE HIM A BLOODY NOSE?

NO, NOTHING AS SERIOUS
AS THAT.

I JUST THOUGHT
THAT MAYBE YOU WOULD --

YOU LIKE ME.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO
BE SO BLUNT.

MY CIGARETTES, PLEASE, HMM?

EXCUSE ME?

I GAVE THEM TO YOU
WHILE WE DANCED.

OH, YES, YES.

YES.

LOVELY RECEPTION.

MM-HMM.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

OH, PLEASE, THANK YOU,

AND I'M VERY PLEASED
THAT YOU COULD COME.

INSANITY, SIMPLE INSANITY

TO PLAY GAMES
WITH FOREIGN AGENTS

JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE
A REPUTATION

FOR BEING A LADY-KILLER.

Fetyakov: OH, COLONEL!

REMEMBER WHAT I SAID --

STAY OUT OF THIS.

WE SHALL SEE.
POWER IS AS POWER DOES.

ANDREI, WHY DO YOU COMPLICATE
MATTERS FOR YOURSELF?

YOU KNOW I'M TRYING
TO BE IMPARTIAL,

IN YOUR FAVOR, OF COURSE,

BUT YOU MAKE THINGS
DIFFICULT FOR ME.

DO NOT ANTAGONIZE HIM.

LEAVE HIM TO ME.
GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS.

HE DOESN'T WORRY ME.

SHE IS THE ONE
THAT HAS ME PERPLEXED.

BUT WHY?

SHE'S OBVIOUSLY NOTHING.

MUCH TOO OBVIOUS.

SHE'S MUCH TOO CLEVER

TO HAVE DONE A THING LIKE THAT
WITHOUT A REASON.

THAT'S INTERESTING.

YES.

BUT...

I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE
RATHER FUN.

FUN?

YOU MAY HAVE TO KILL HER.

I KNOW.

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

WAITING FOR ME HERE ALONE?

YES.

GOOD.

SHALL WE GO?

LISTEN, AS LONG AS

IT IS GOING TO BE
THE TWO OF US,

WHY CAN'T IT JUST BE
THE TWO OF US? HMM?

[ Feedback ]

[ Southern accent ]
YOU LOSE SOMETHING, SON?

YES. A GIRL.

WHERE I COME FROM,

THEY SAY A NEW ONE
COMES ALONG EVERY MINUTE.

THEY DON'T MAKE THEM
LIKE THIS ONE

WHERE YOU COME FROM,
COLONEL.

VERY GOOD, BARNEY,
FOR AN AMATEUR.

I THOUGHT IT SHOWED
A DEFINITE EYE

FOR COMPOSITION.

HMM.

UH-HUH.

VERY IMPRESSIVE.

SEE?

BUT WHY ALL THIS
ELABORATE NONSENSE?

ISN'T IT ENOUGH
SIMPLY TO CATCH A MAN

WITH A GUN IN HIS HAND?

YES, BUT ASIDE FROM THE FACT
THAT WE WANT TO PROTECT YOU,

WE WANT TO MAKE THIS MAN
LOOK AS BAD AS WE CAN,

AND PICTURES OF A SPY
WALKING INTO A TRAP

CAN BE QUITE CONDEMNING.

VERY AMERICAN.

PUBLIC RELATIONS.

YES, SIR.

TELL ME, PLEASE.
I AM MILDLY CURIOUS.

WHAT ARE BOTH
MY ASSASSINS DOING?

FETYAKOV IS WITH MISS CARTER.

IS SHE SAFE?

NO.

OH.

AND THE OTHER,
THE OLD TERRORIST?

WELL, LET'S SEE.

[ RING ]

[ Russian accent ]
HELLO?

HELLO. COLONEL SHTEMENKO?

[ Southern accent ]
WELL, NO.

UH, YOU MUST HAVE
THE WRONG ROOM, SON.

I'M TERRIBLY SORRY,
MR. KINCAID.

I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY.

GOODBYE, SIR.

HMM.

PLEASE DON'T.

WHAT A DISCREDIT YOU ARE
TO YOUR NATION.

NO POLITICS.
WE AGREED, REMEMBER?

NO, I MEAN IT.

AFTER THE CONFERENCE,

I WILL HAVE TO GO BACK HOME

AND TELL ALL
MY JOURNALIST COMRADES

THE TRUTH ABOUT
THOSE BEAUTIFUL,

BUT GLACIAL,
AMERICAN FASHION MODELS.

YOU CAN TITLE IT
"THE ICE AGE IN NORTH AMERICA."

EXACTLY.

MY FIRST VICTORY.

BUT YOU DIDN'T WIN.

HMM?

WE'RE PLAYING
AMERICAN RULES --

TWO OUT OF THREE.

YOU KNOW, IT'S CHEATING.

TWO DAYS NOW WE'VE BEEN SEEING
EACH OTHER, DAY AND NIGHT,

AND NOT ONE SIMPLE
FRIENDLY KISS.

OUTRAGEOUS.

I KNOW I'M NOT UNATTRACTIVE.

NO, YOU'RE NOT.

IS IT SIMPLY
BECAUSE I'M THE ENEMY?

DON'T BE SILLY.

YOU DISTRUST JOURNALISTS.

WELL, I DIDN'T WANT
TO SAY ANYTHING.

THEN I WILL DEFECT
FROM JOURNALISM.

YOU WANT TO KNOW
THE TRUTH ABOUT ME?

I AM ONLY INTERESTED
IN THE TRUTH.

WELL, IT'S JUST THAT
I DON'T WANT

TO GET HUNG UP ON ANYONE,
NOT NOW.

"HUNG UP," I TAKE IT,
IS A...

SUBSTITUTE PHRASE
FOR BEING IN LOVE.

IT'S ONE OF THEM.

I THINK IT'S
A VERY BAD ONE AT THAT.

TELLS THE STORY.

YOU WERE IN LOVE ONCE,
AND YOU GOT HURT.

I THINK I KNOW THAT FEELING.

I DOUBT IT.

WHY? HAPPENS
TO THE MOST CLEVER OF US.

I SUPPOSE.

WHAT WAS THE MAN LIKE?

HE WAS
A VERY CHARMING LOUSE,

RATHER LIKE YOU.

IT'S HARD TO DESCRIBE HIM.
IMPOSSIBLE, IN FACT.

YOU HAD TO BE THERE.

DO YOU KNOW I GRADUATED
WITH HONORS IN ENGLISH,

AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND
HALF OF WHAT YOU SAY?

WELL, IT'S JUST THAT
I CAN'T TELL YOU ABOUT HIM.

YOU -- YOU JUST
HAD TO BE THERE.

NOW, WOULD YOU BE SO KIND
AS TO USE

YOUR OTHER LIMITED VOCABULARY
TO EXPLAIN

SOME OF THE SITUATION
TO A POOR TOURIST?

WELL, IT'S JUST THAT
WHEN I WAS AROUND HIM,

FOR NO RATIONAL REASON,

I COULD HEAR MY HEARTBEAT.

YOU SEE HOW MUCH BETTER
THAT IS?

YES, AND THAT'S EXACTLY
WHY I CAN'T GET INVOLVED

IN KISSING GAMES RIGHT NOW.

I SUDDENLY FIND MY HEARING
IS VERY KEEN.

BESIDES, THERE'S A PLANE
LEAVING IN ABOUT TWO WEEKS,

AND YOU'LL HAVE TO BE ON IT.

WE STIPULATED NO MENTION
OF ASSIGNMENT.

OKAY. OKAY.

CALL ME A COWARD.
THIS TIME I'LL HAVE TO PASS.

WHAT A SHAME.

WHY, DID YOU SEE US GROWING
OLD AND GRAY TOGETHER?

NO.

STILL, ONE MUSTN'T SPEND
ONE'S OLD AGE

THINKING ABOUT
WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN.

YOU NEVER GIVE UP, DO YOU?

HOW INSULTED YOU WOULD BE
IF I DID.

TRUE.

HERE.

WHAT AM I TO DO
WITH THESE?

HELP KEEP AMERICA CLEAN.

TWO POINTS.

ANDREI --

SHH.

TALK TOO MUCH.

WE BOTH TALK TOO MUCH.

ANDREI.

I NEED ONE MORE

JUST TO GET THE TASTE
FIXED IN MY MIND.

IS THAT WHAT IS CALLED
"AMERICAN KNOW-HOW"?

HA HA HA.

I SUPPOSE SO.

YOU KNOW,
WITH A LITTLE HELP,

I COULD LEARN
TO LIKE AMERICA.

HOW DID YOU OBTAIN
THIS RECORDING?

BY BEING CRUDE
AND OLD-FASHIONED.

WORLD WAR I.

THE MAN IS PREPARING
TO DEFECT.

ALL THE SIGNS ARE THERE.

I AM SENDING A LETTER HOME
BY COURIER TONIGHT.

YOU ARE NO LONGER
SIMPLY A PEST.

YOU ARE NOW BECOMING DANGEROUS

TO THE SUCCESS
OF THIS WHOLE ASSIGNMENT.

I AM WILLING
TO GO EVEN FURTHER.

I BELIEVE THAT FETYAKOV

HAS POINTED ME OUT
TO THE AMERICANS

OUT OF HIS DESPERATION
AND FEAR THAT HE MIGHT FAIL,

AND I MIGHT SUCCEED.

PARANOIA.

NO!

YES.

NO! I HAVE BEEN IN THE BUSINESS
FOR 30 YEARS,

AND RIGHT NOW
I HAVE A FEELING

THAT SOMETHING
IS VERY WRONG.

I AM GETTING
STRANGE PHONE CALLS,

AND I KNOW
I AM BEING WATCHED.

COLONEL SHTEMENKO.

MUST BE GETTING VERY TIRED.
HE'S NOT THAT YOUNG.

THE THREE OF YOU HAVE BEEN
KEEPING LATE HOURS.

THE THREE OF US?

YES. HAVEN'T YOU SEEN
SHTEMENKO FOLLOWING YOU?

NO.

WELL, HE HAS BEEN.

HOW DO YOU KNOW?

BECAUSE I'VE BEEN
FOLLOWING HIM.

WE'RE DOING GOOD
WITH THE OLD COLONEL.

HE'S PRETTY AGITATED
WITH THE TWO OF YOU.

I MAKE MY MOVE TONIGHT.

I SEE.
THE HONEYMOON IS OVER.

YES.

ARE YOU SET TO TURN
THE CORNER WITH FETYAKOV?

OF COURSE.

YOU SURE?

WELL, I SAID SO.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?

NOTHING WITH ME.

YOU WOULDN'T BY ANY CHANCE

BE GETTING CAUGHT UP
IN YOUR OWN PERFORMANCE?

YOU MEAN FALLING FOR HIM?

YES.

NO.

'CAUSE IF IT
SLIPPED YOUR MIND,

HE'S KILLED 30 PEOPLE.

I WOULDN'T WANT YOU
TO BE 31.

[ ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

WHAT'S WRONG, ANDREI?

NOTHING.
LET'S GO INSIDE.

COME ON.

GOOD EVENING.

DON'T YOU REMEMBER ME?

[ Southern accent ]
I DON'T KNOW

WHAT YOU ALL ARE AFTER,

BUT YOU'VE BEEN
FOLLOWING ME FOR DAYS.

I WISH YOU'D CUT IT OUT.

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE,
COLONEL SHTEMENKO.

YOU CAN DROP THE ACCENT.
IT'S NOT TOO GOOD ANYWAY.

I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
AND WHAT YOU WANT.

I'LL KILL THE PROFESSOR
FOR YOU.

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK

I CAN AFFORD TO BELIEVE
THAT SORT OF THING?

ANY SOLUTION THAT ARRIVES

SO NEATLY
AND SO CONVENIENTLY

MUST OBVIOUSLY BE
SOME SORT OF TRAP.

WHAT POSSIBLE TRAP?

I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU
WHERE THE PROFESSOR'S HIDDEN.

I DO THE KILLING.

YOU NEED KNOW NOTHING
AND DO NOTHING EXCEPT PAY.

WHO ARE YOU?

MR. JONES WILL DO.

OH, OF COURSE, MR. JONES.

NO, I MEAN,
WHERE DO YOU FIT IN?

I SEE YOU ESCORT
AN AMERICAN AGENT

TO OUR CONSULATE.

I MIGHT INFER THAT
YOU ARE ONE YOURSELF.

INFER WHATEVER YOU WANT.

YOU MIGHT EVEN HAVE
AS AN ASSIGNMENT

THE PROTECTION
OF THE PROFESSOR.

SUPPOSE THAT WERE TRUE.

WHY WOULD YOU
WANT TO KILL HIM?

FOR A VERY PURE
AND SIMPLE MOTIVE -- PROFIT.

AND A VERY SIZABLE ONE.

NO. YOU MUST HAVE
MORE REASON THAN THAT.

IF I WERE TO TELL YOU
THAT I WANT OUT

FROM THIS UNGRATEFUL BUSINESS,
WOULD YOU BELIEVE THAT?

THAT I WOULD BELIEVE.

THE MONEY.

LET'S COME TO IT.

50,000...DOLLARS.

I CAN BUY 10 KILLINGS
FOR THAT MONEY.

CERTAINLY, BUT I KNOW WHERE
THEY'RE HIDING THE PROFESSOR,

AND YOU DON'T.

-$5,000?
-STOP IT.

$10,000?

I'LL MEET YOU HERE
TOMORROW NIGHT.

$50,000 OR NOTHING.

I CAN'T RAISE
THAT KIND OF MONEY.

[ Dial tone ]

I'M SORRY, BUT $22,000

IS ALL WE COULD
CREDIT YOU WITH.

THANK YOU.

MIGHT I HAVE THE LIST
OF THE GUESTS

AT THE RECEPTION
THE OTHER NIGHT?

CERTAINLY.

LET ME SEE.

AH, HERE WE --

GOOD AFTERNOON, ANDREI.

GREGORY.
HELLO AGAIN, COLONEL.

I HAVE MISSED YOU, YOU KNOW.

YOU HAVEN'T FOLLOWED ME
SINCE LAST NIGHT.

LEAVE HIM ALONE.

OUR GOOD FRIEND
HAS JUST INFORMED US

THAT HE'S LEAVING
THE FIRM.

WHAT?

YES. AT ANY RATE,
THANK YOU AND GOODBYE.

GOOD LUCK, MY FRIEND.

GOODBYE TO YOU.

GOODBYE, SHTEMENKO.

GOOD LUCK IN ALL
YOUR OPERATIONS.

THANK YOU.

AND JUST REMEMBER
THE OLD SAYING

THAT BEFORE THE GODS
DESTROY A MAN,

THEY FIRST MAKE HIM VAIN.

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

YOU ASKED TO SEE ME?

-YES.
-WHAT FOR?

WHAT'S GOING ON, ANDREI?

SHTEMENKO -- HE HAS BEEN
FOLLOWING ME EVER SINCE --

YES, AND HE IS NOT
ANYBODY'S KIND OF FOOL,

NO MATTER WHAT YOU THINK.

YOU WOULDN'T BE STALLING
BY ANY CHANCE, WOULD YOU?

BECAUSE IT'S BEEN
FIVE DAYS NOW.

PERHAPS YOU ARE GROWING
TO LIKE THIS WOMAN,

PERHAPS EVEN MORE THAN LIKE.

NO, I SAID $50,000.

I -- I COULD RAISE IT.
$22,000?

NO.

MR. JONES, $22,000 IS
A GREAT DEAL OF MONEY.

NOT ENOUGH.

I'D PAY MORE,
BUT I CAN'T GET IT.

I SAID NO.

EVEN IF I DIDN'T GET CAUGHT,
I'D BE CANNED FOR NEGLIGENCE,

AND $22,000 ISN'T ENOUGH
TO START ME IN A NEW CAREER.

MR. JONES, I CAN'T
RAISE ANYMORE.

FORGET IT.

HANK.

HANK CLARKE.

NO, YOU'VE GOT
THE WRONG MAN, MISTER.

YES, SIR, MR. CLARKE'S
IN ROOM 304 AND 305.

304 AND 305?

YES, SIR.

THANK YOU, SON.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

[ FLASHBULBS POPPING ]

AND I WAS THE ONE TALKING ABOUT
THE GODS MAKING A MAN VAIN.

IT MAY NOT BE AS BAD
AS YOU THINK, COLONEL.

NO, NO MORE DEALS,
NOT WITH YOU, MY FRIEND.

I KNOW WHEN I'M FINISHED.

ALL RIGHT, BARNEY.

WAIT, WAIT.
WHAT ARE YOU PROPOSING?

WE WOULDN'T HAVE
BOTHERED ABOUT YOU

IF YOU WEREN'T IN THE WAY
OF THE MAN WE REALLY WANT.

YOU MEAN I'M NOT IMPORTANT
ENOUGH TO CATCH ANYMORE?

I'VE GOT THESE PICTURES
OF YOU. I COULD RUIN YOU.

I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.
FETYAKOV'S THE MAN I WANT.

FETYAKOV? GO ON.

HERE'S AN AIRLINE TICKET,

A FREE RIDE OUT OF HERE
COMPLIMENTS OF UNCLE SAM.

SOME FRIENDS OF MINE EXPECT
TO SEE YOU BOARD THE PLANE.

IF THEY CALL AND REPORT
THEY SAW YOU GO,

I'LL TEAR UP
THE NEGATIVES.

DO IT. A MAN YOUR AGE
HAS NO BUSINESS

RUNNING AROUND
DOING THIS KIND OF WORK.

I'M FREE TO GO ANYWHERE,
JUST LIKE THAT?

I WOULDN'T WASTE ANY TIME
GETTING TO THE AIRPORT.

YOU'LL GIVE ME YOUR WORD

THAT THE NEGATIVES
WILL BE DESTROYED?

IF YOU DON'T COME BACK
TO THE UNITED STATES,

WHY SHOULD WE BOTHER?
RETIRE.

I WILL.
WHAT A FILTHY WAY IT IS

TO SPEND A LIFE LIKE THIS.

REALLY, MR. BRIGGS,
YOU WERE VERY TRANSPARENT.

LET'S HOPE IT WAS
TRANSPARENT ENOUGH.

WHY SO SAD?

YOU HAVEN'T SAID
A WORD ALL NIGHT.

IS ANYTHING BOTHERING YOU?

YES.

CARE TO TELL ME WHAT IT IS?

I'M AFRAID
IT'S TOO COMPLICATED.

I THINK I KNOW WHAT IT IS.

OF COURSE YOU DO,

BUT YOU KNOW WE AGREED
NOT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

SOONER OR LATER
YOU KNEW WE WOULD.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

ARE YOU EXPECTING ANYONE?

NO.

[ KNOCKING LOUDER ]

YOU'D BETTER SEE
WHO IT IS.

HOW STUPID
DO YOU THINK I AM...

ANDREI.

THAT I AM NOT EVEN
CLEVER ENOUGH

TO FIGURE OUT
YOU SET ME UP?

OH, SHTEMENKO,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

KINDLY AMERICANS --
"GO HOME.

WE LIKE YOU.
WE'LL LET YOU GO."

WHAT CONTEMPT FOR ME
YOU MUST HAVE

TO BE SO OBVIOUS.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

BACK OUT THERE
ON THE TERRACE.

COLONEL, I HAVE NO INTENTIONS

OF BEING PUSHED OFF
THAT TERRACE,

NOT BY A SENILE OLD FOOL WHO
THINKS THAT I TURNED HIM IN.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL LET
YOU HAVE IT HERE.

OH!

NOW YOU WANT TO PLAY GAMES?

ANDREI!

NOW GET OUT.

GET OUT!

GO BACK HOME AND TELL THEM

WHAT A COMPLETE JACKASS
YOU MADE OUT OF YOURSELF,

YOU USELESS OLD SLOB!

YOU AND I MAKE
A GOOD TEAM, DEAR.

THANK YOU
FOR WHAT YOU DID.

WELL, THE NICE THING
ABOUT SCENES LIKE THIS,

THEY CLEAR THE AIR.

INDEED, THEY DO.

NOW WHERE DOES THAT
LEAVE US?

WORKING EACH OTHER, DARLING,

RIGHT?

RIGHT.

NOW...

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LEAD ME
INTO A TRAP, CORRECT?

AND YOU FAILED.

IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

HE RUINED IT FOR BOTH OF US.

WHY DID YOU JUST RISK
YOUR LIFE LIKE THAT?

I WISH I KNEW.

COME HERE. I'LL SHOW YOU.

NO.

COME HERE.

NO, ANDREI.

THEY SAY IF YOU TELL
A LIE OFTEN ENOUGH,

CONVINCINGLY ENOUGH,

YOU BEGIN TO LIVE THAT LIE.

IT BECOMES THE TRUTH.

IT'S OVER, ANDREI.

I FAILED, YOU FAILED,
WE'VE ALL FAILED.

CINNAMON, YOU SAVED
MY LIFE. WHY?

DID YOU REALLY KILL
ALL THOSE PEOPLE?

HOW MANY DID THEY TELL YOU?

30.

UH-HUH.

ENEMIES OF MY COUNTRY,

AGENTS...LIKE YOU.

AND WERE MOST OF THEM
WOMEN LIKE ME?

WOMEN?

YES...

BUT NOT LIKE YOU.

[ DOOR OPENS ]

GOOD.

HE'S FAST ASLEEP.

WELL, SHTEMENKO'S PROBLEM
IS SOLVED.

THE REASON HE DIDN'T
GET ON THAT PLANE

IS BECAUSE HE'S DEAD.

KILLED HIMSELF?

HEART ATTACK.

NOW, BARNEY,
THERE'S ANOTHER PROBLEM.

WHAT'S THAT?

I HAVE A FEELING
THAT SOMETHING

MAY HAVE GONE WRONG
WITH CINNAMON.

DO YOU THINK
IT'S POSSIBLE --

NOT A CHANCE.
SHE'LL PULL IT OFF.

OF COURSE SHE WILL.

CINNAMON, I WOULD LIKE
TO TELL YOU SOMETHING,

BUT I KNOW THAT
YOU WON'T BELIEVE ME.

I WON'T. YOU'VE BEEN TOO
CONVINCING A LIAR ALL WEEK.

YOU HAVEN'T BEEN
SO UNCONVINCING, EITHER.

AT LEAST I WASN'T LYING
LAST NIGHT.

DID YOU GET THE IMPRESSION
THAT I WAS?

DID YOU?

ANYWAY, WHAT I'VE BEEN
TRYING TO TELL YOU

IS THAT DURING
THE LAST DAYS, I...

LEARNED TO APPRECIATE
YOUR COUNTRY A BIT MORE --

WAIT A MINUTE.
LET ME STOP YOU.

YOU'RE GOING TO
DO YOUR ACT NOW?

YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME
YOU WANT TO DEFECT?

WELL, WHY SHOULDN'T I?

DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME.

WHY SHOULDN'T I?

BACK HOME, I AM WHAT
THEY NERVOUSLY REFER TO

AS A SPY WITH A SHORT TAIL.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

THAT MEANS NO CHILDREN,
NO MOTHER, NO RELATIVES,

NO ONE THAT THEY CAN
THREATEN ME WITH.

DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

ALL I HAVE TO DO
IS CROSS THE LINE,

I'M A FREE MAN.

WHY SHOULD I RISK MY NECK?
WHAT FOR?

FOR YOUR COUNTRY?

"FOR MY COUNTRY."

I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING
FOR ANYBODY,

ONLY FOR MYSELF.

THAT'S NOT ABOUT
TO CHANGE, IS IT?

I WON'T PRETEND THAT IT WILL,

BUT TRY TO LOOK AT IT
FROM AN OBJECTIVE POINT OF VIEW.

HOW MUCH BETTER
WITH MY TALENTS

COULD I DO HERE?

IF I GET BORED, I COULD
EVEN BECOME A DOUBLE AGENT.

YOU KNOW THAT WOULD
APPEAL TO ME, DON'T YOU?

THAT WOULD BE JUST
YOUR CUP OF TEA.

THAT'S RIGHT.

ANYWAY, AT LEAST
I HAVE BEEN TRYING

TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.

I KNOW THAT YOU ARE
PROBABLY MUCH TOO CYNICAL

AND MUCH TOO BITTER

TO BELIEVE THAT I DO LOVE YOU.

I AM.

SO THERE WE ARE,
AREN'T WE?

SAD, ISN'T IT?

MM-HMM.

ANDREI!

DON'T GO NEAR
THAT CONFERENCE HALL.

THEY'LL KILL YOU.

I HAVE NO INTENTIONS
OF GOING NEAR THE PLACE.

AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED,

ANYONE WHO DEFECTS
TO THIS COUNTRY

IS NO LONGER TO BE
CONSIDERED A TRAITOR.

HE IS SIMPLY USING HIS HEAD.

I'M SORRY YOU DON'T WANT ME.

I'M SURE
YOUR GOVERNMENT WILL.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

I'M GOING TO SEEK REFUGE

IN THE AUSTRIAN EMBASSY,
I THINK.

THEY SERVE THOSE
WONDERFULLY TASTY

BREAKFAST CAKES OVER THERE.

YOU'LL HEAR FROM ME.

ANDREI, PLEASE.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO.

I'LL ARRANGE IT. STAY HERE.

WHY SHOULD I STAY?

BECAUSE SHTEMENKO LEFT HERE
WITH MURDER IN HIS EYES.

RELAX.
THE GUN IS RIGHT THERE.

GOODBYE.

PLEASE.

ALL RIGHT. WHAT DO YOU
WANT ME TO DO?

STAY HERE.
LOCK THE DOOR.

I'LL SEND SOMEBODY FOR YOU.

I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU.

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

[ TELEPHONE DIALING ]

ANYTHING?

NOTHING.
SHE DOESN'T ANSWER.

SOMETHING MUST HAVE
GONE WRONG.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

YES?

Cinnamon:
DAN, IT'S ME. OPEN UP.

I'M SORRY TO COME HERE,
BUT SOMETHING'S HAPPENED.

KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN.

I'VE GOT SOMETHING
TO TELL YOU.

HE'S AT THE APARTMENT.

HE WANTS TO COME
TO OUR SIDE.

DID HE FOLLOW YOU HERE?

NO, OF COURSE NOT.

I JUST CALLED YOU.
THERE WAS NO ANSWER.

DAN, JUST LISTEN TO ME.

[ DOOR OPENS ]

DAN.

DON'T MOVE.

JUST PUT YOUR HANDS UP,
ALL OF YOU.

WHAT IS --

ANDREI...

Dan: CINNAMON...

DON'T TRY ME.
I WARN YOU.

I WARN YOU.

CINNAMON, I WILL PULL
THIS TRIGGER WITHOUT...

BLINKING.

I KNOW.

[ CLICK ]

[ CLICK ]

VERY GOOD.

HA.

WHEN DID YOU DO THAT?

BETWEEN KISSES.

HA HA HA HA.

Cinnamon:
WAIT A MINUTE, BARNEY.

ANDREI, I JUST WANT TO SAY
I HOPE THEY PRINT 500 OF THESE

AND SCATTER THEM
ACROSS THE LAWNS

OF EVERY EMBASSY
FROM HERE TO PEKING.

WHAT IS IT
THAT HATH NO FURY

LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED?

LET'S GO.

I WANT TO THANK YOU
VERY MUCH, MISS CARTER.

HAD I KNOWN TWO YEARS AGO
WHEN I DEFECTED

HOW AMERICAN WOMAN

WAS SO SELF-SUFFICIENT
AND CLEVER,

I MIGHT NEVER HAVE
COME HERE AT ALL.

YOU'RE WELCOME, PROFESSOR.

ENJOY THE CONFERENCE.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH,

AND I WANT TO THANK YOU,
TOO, MR. BRIGGS.

YOU KNOW, I MUST ADMIT,

I DID NOT ALWAYS BELIEVE
YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING.

HA HA HA HA.

YOU'RE NOT
THE ONLY ONE, SIR.

THESE AMERICANS --
INCREDIBLE.

[ DOOR OPENS ]

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

TELL ME...

YOU KNEW HE'D FOLLOW YOU
OVER HERE, DIDN'T YOU?

SURE.

WHAT WAS ALL THAT WILD TALK
WHEN YOU CAME IN?

THAT WAS FOR HIS BENEFIT.

HE HAD TO KNOW
WHAT ROOM WE WERE IN,

AND I COULDN'T TELL HIM.

IF I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU BEFORE,
I WANT TO TELL YOU NOW.

I THINK YOU'RE
A PRETTY TALENTED LIAR.

THE BEST.

I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.

I LOST CONFIDENCE THERE
A MOMENT OR TWO.

I THOUGHT FETYAKOV
MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN TO YOU.

I TOOK THE BULLETS,
DIDN'T I?

YES, YOU DID.

[ DOOR OPENS ]

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

BESIDES, YOU JUST
CAN'T EXPLAIN IT.

YOU JUST HAD TO BE THERE.

THAT'S ALL.

[ "MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE" THEME
PLAYS ]