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Yellow One to base.

Go ahead yellow one.

Nothing but clear skies.

Are you certain about the target?

That is a roger yellow one.

The intel is sound.

I just don't want this to be

another mission whitefish.

Trust me, yellow one, neither do I.

Yellow one to base.

Go ahead, Yellow one.

Can you please verify the size

of what we are looking for?

Sure.

Early reports are that the subject

is over 50 meters in height.

Wow.

That big, huh?

Yup, that big.

You know, I should be fishing now.

Is that right?

Yep.

I was just about to head out with my son when I got the call

and I played the good soldier.

You played the good soldier.

This is getting pretty ridiculous.

Remember this is for the good of the nation.

Sure, not so much for the good

of my marriage though.

I hear ya.

You do realize that I'm in this with you?

Well, there is certainly that.

So how much longer do we keep at this?

I'm told until we locate the target.

Great, how the heck are we not seeing this thing?

Yellow One, Yellow One, get the hell out of...

Oh my God, no.

Okay, one more answer, Y-E-S.

Let's see what type of vegetable you are.

Sweet potato.

Let's try that again.

You have an email.

No, no, no, no, this can't be right.

Oh geez, where's the magnet.

Ah, there you are.

Okay, calculating trajectory, times velocity.

Oh darn.

Dave, are you sure these numbers

you sent me, they're legit?

I punched the numbers in twice

and it is what it is.

I think you need to make the call.

Yeah, it's time to wake up the general.

I don't envy you.

Wish me luck.

I'm going to need it.

Sure, it is a gun in my pocket.

No, I'm not happy to see you.

This better be important.

Whoa, whoa, slow down there, soldier.

You don't just call me in the middle of the night

and wake me up with poppycock.

Poppycock?

Well, it's like a bunch of whoey or nonsense.

What, you never heard of the word?

What the heck are they teaching you

in basic training these days?

Ridiculous.

Are you sure?

And you checked the math?

So, aliens.

Have we calculated the trajectory to a landing site?

Sorry, what?

Crash site then?

No, that's not good.

We're going to need a tracker.

We're going to need someone good, no someone great.

We're going to need the best of the best,

spare no expense, if you catch my drift.

That's right, you know what I'm thinking.

Get him on this right away.

Time to bring out the big guns.

Martha, get my pants.

Be very careful.

This place could be quite dangerous.

Skipper, Skipper it's me, your best friend.

Your most trusted ally.

Slother, red fez?

The General ask for you to meet us in the jungle.

There's an unidentified flying object phenomenon

you must check out.

I'll send you the coordinates.

Coordinates, GPS coordinates.

I'll text you the address, goodbye.

My source tells me that a local tribe in Amazon

has retrieved the power source from the fallen space craft.

It's a disk shaped item that they have taken,

called the Gozongas.

It's our job to track it down and retrieve it.

This map doesn't exactly show us where the Amazons are,

this is going to take all day.

Stay sharp, we may be dealing with a Savage bunch.

That doesn't sound too savage.

You'll never catch it, you know?

I bet you, I can if I tickle you.

It's the call.

We must return to the village.

Snuggles after?

With her or me?

- All three. - All three

Let's let's follow these three.

Amazing how you just thought of that.

I don't see any better idea.

Besides, they're clearly the tribe we're looking for.

Marianne, Marianne, Marianne?

Interloafers.

Let's kill them.

Let's take them to the queen, she'll know what to do.

Bring out the prisoners.

We obey, mighty queen.

Remove the blindfolds.

Check out the gozongas.

Really?

The amulet around her neck,

it must be the Gozongas.

Are you sure of that?

When it comes to I know to look for.

Are we still talking about the amulet?

Yeah, sure.

You two are charged with trespassing on sacred land.

For centuries we have lived here peacefully.

Your presence here has disrupted the natural order

of our people.

What do you have to say for yourselves?

My dear, I, how should we address you?

For generations, too many to count,

the tribal chieftesses have been bestowed with the name,

a name that instills power, a name that chills

the hearts of those who utter it.

The name of my mother and her mother

and grandmothers before,

a name that you should be honored to address me as.

That name, that name is Peggy.

Oh, well Peggy we're but poor weary travelers.

We mean no harm.

If you would, but give us food and shelter for the night,

we'll be on our merry way.

Spend the night on the ground?

Shut up.

Very well, you will be our guests for the evening,

but you shall leave tomorrow.

Thank you.

Now, if you don't mind

I have a plan.

What is it?

I need you leave so I can be alone with Peggy.

I bet.

I just need to be alone with her long enough

so I can get my hands on my Gozongas.

I know what you mean.

Just do it.

Fine.

Can you please excuse me for just a second.

Stay within the camp boundaries.

Otherwise it will not be good for you.

Okay.

I trust you are enjoying yourself.

I am now.

How so?

I never thanked you personally for sparing our lives.

We do have rules.

However, we are civilized.

We do have compassion.

And I like that kind of compassion.

That's good, I think we may be too close to the fire.

I think the temperature is just right.

I may not be from your world,

but I still know what's considered appropriate.

Do you, do you really?

The world changes, things change, people change.

Come with me.

I don't think I can.

Sure, you can.

This is so exciting.

I've never done anything like this before.

Of course, any man have visited the Island

have died moments after landing, nonetheless, never before.

Right, right, but if we're going to do this properly,

we need to take care of a few things first.

Such as?

Such as remove anything cumbersome like this watch.

This watch is, is this watch is just

going to get in the way.

Of what?

The stuff, you know, the stuff.

Oh.

Take this amulet or whatever it is.

It is so going to get in the way.

Okay, I'll just take this off

and I'll put it right down there.

Peggy, I have something to show you.

You do?

I do.

Show me.

What's that over there?

Zoink.

Zoink, zoink, zoink?

Let's go.

Yeah, I almost got this.

What, are you crazy?

I've got the Gozongas.

Oh yeah, right, okay.

Oh, wait, wait.

What?

I called in a favor.

There's a plane waiting for us at the end of the Island.

Great.

Catch that plane.

The plane, the plane.

Hurry, catch the plane.

But I loved him.

Skipper, you need to deliver the alien gozongas

to Professor Mills right away.

He has to start research testing.

Good evening.

Clinical trial KTNT, part one.

Please excuse my surroundings.

Recent events have separated me from my lab.

I'm attempting to splice DNA with the substance,

along with this common houseplant.

I believe that once unleashed to the elements,

the substance will require a biological host to survive.

Containment has been difficult and I'm afraid

that unless I can control this,

future tests will be impossible,

as the KTNT may become unstable resulting in God knows what.

Here we go.

I should have worn a watch.

Well, early results are favorable.

The host seems to be accepting the splice.

That's not a good sound.

Excuse me a moment.

Oh, it looks like the test subject did not work well.

Perhaps a different specimen is needed.

Good evening.

Clinical trial, KTNT part two.

The substance seems slightly unstable.

The elemental breakdown has resulted in a few surprises,

namely, that there are elements that require classification,

new elements, foreign elements.

This will require more testing at some point.

There does seem to be an organic nature to the substance.

I believe that this will have the ability to splice

with an organic of this earth.

Previous testing had resulted in immediate decomposition.

The basic genetic makeup of the host plant,

unfortunately resulted in an unstable environment.

I have since decided to conduct tests on live animals.

I have acquired a primate to conduct the DNA splicing with.

The specimen seems healthy and of good nature,

aside from a rather dreadful incident

regarding some oatmeal this morning.

I have full confidence that the experiment

will be successful.

I've modified the delivery method of the KTNT to pill form.

Injection, I believe will result in too intense

an experience for the specimen.

All right, here we go.

Behave, behave yourself.

Well, the dose has been administered.

Now we wait.

Indeed.

The name of the dog in the Brady Bunch?

Tiger, you already asked me that.

Tranquilizer.

Upon first observation, the subject seems in good spirits.

There does not seem to be any

adverse effect at all, actually.

Well, that is certainly surprising.

I'm not sure what's happening with the test subject,

but with further tests I believe that we can isolate

the anomaly and get some concrete results here.

No.

Wait, Susan, are you okay, Susan?

They found me.

I need to turn this off, but first there you go.

Your chains are off, run, hide.

They cannot find you.

Do you understand?

You do understand, incredible.

You better go now, hide.

Now to destroy the evidence.

The target is terminated.

No sir, no one alive, sir.

It looks like there was an animal that was changed here,

but no sign of it.

Understood, sir.

There is a camera we will collect

as evidence and burn all traces.

Understood, sir.

Do you think mama would let us have a pet?

No.

Well, if we could have a pet,

what would you have?

A snake, a tarentula, a dog, a cat, a hamster.

Do you think she'll ever

let us have one someday?

I don't think so.

Well I hope so.

Major Ryan.

It's time?

Yes, sir.

Of course.

Okay, here we go.

Darn it.

What?

Sorry, having a bad morning.

What, when?

You're certain, it was the work of foreign military agents?

They took all the alien items, everything?

What about the specimen?

I know there was going to be a live test subject.

My twin brother updated me on the progress.

Speaking of which, can you please put him on the line?

Are you certain?

Shot dead in the back?

I see, he was always the handsome one.

No, I understand.

No.

Yes, we need to regroup.

The test subject, is it still at the compound

or did they make off with that too?

So it escaped.

We need to find it.

If we don't all is lost.

This takes priority over everything else.

If we have a chance of making things, right,

we have to get going.

Find that monkey.

This is awesome.

Hey Grayson, how long can you hold yourself up for?

What's the record?

There isn't one yet, you go first.

Okay.

Go Grayson, go.

Did you hear that?

Hear what?

Over there.

In the playhouse?

Now it's over there.

Under that plant?

Under where?

You said underwear.

Oh, it's just a chipmunk.

Chipmunk, ah.

Enough is enough.

I need to find that monkey.

Operator, all hands on deck.

Let's get every available resource on this.

You heard me, everyone.

Well sure, why not?

Yeah, even him.

In fact, put me through to Major Bummer, right now.

Hello?

Major Bummer, wake up. Soldier.

It's pronounced Bummier, but I'm up.

Did I ask for an opinion, soldier.

Oh, ex soldiers, sir.

Yeah, I know, honorably discharged.

Sure, but you know what soldier?

Your country needs you and we need you now.

No, no, I understand like today now?

I wouldn't know any other now other than today.

You know what I mean?

Look, clean yourself up.

I'll send you the mission information to print out

and now get going.

Oh yes sir, yes, sir.

That's the spirit, go get him.

Bummer.

Now boys, chipmunks are more afraid of you

than you are of them.

You mean like you and spiders, mom?

No, no, spiders are different.

They have eight legs and a million eyes.

I got to go in and make supper, play nice, okay?

Here's a snack for when you guys get hungry.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

Okay, have fun.

What was that noise?

Hope it's not a squirrel again.

It's come over from there, wanna sneak in?

What, you ate all our snacks?

I was playing with you, how could I eat them?

Let's have a look in the playhouse.

It's a baby gorilla.

Could we keep him?

Sure, but I don't think you should tell mom.

What should we name him?

Konga.

Here boy.

Let's see what all the fuss is about.

You have got to be kidding me.

Well, let's get to it, soldier.

Let's go.

We can't have mommy find Konga.

Why not?

Because we can't have a cat until we're like 12.

I assume we can't have a gorilla until like we're hundred.

Makes sense.

Are you hungry, Konga?

No, that's my stomach.

I didn't get my snack today.

Thanks, Konga.

Is everything okay?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

I'm coming in.

Now what's going on in here?

Nothing.

Why are you answering me like you're asking me a question?

I don't know.

Mom, what's the 10th degree?

10th degree?

Okay, what's going on over here?

Why so suspicious?

There's a saying among moms,

when there's quiet, there's trouble.

We could be louder if you're like.

That's not what I meant.

Nevermind, I'm out.

Phew, that was a close one.

Not so quiet.

Oof, that was a close one.

You boys getting along up there?

- Yes. - Yes.

Good afternoon, ma'am.

How are you today?

I'm fine, everything okay?

Yes, yes, everything is fine.

No need for alarm.

I just wanted to know if perhaps you have seen this ape.

Ape, you're asking me if I've seen a wild ape on the loose

and not to worry, are you kidding me?

I'm sorry, I just didn't want to worry you.

Well, you did.

And no, I have not seen any apes, geez.

Well, I wanted to...

I can't believe this guy.

That was a close one.

Too close.

Do know what this means?

No.

More time to play with Konga.

Yay.

Tell me you have some good news.

Nothing yet, sir.

I just want to check in is all.

Now, what kind of an idiot would call with an update of,

I have nothing?

That's the call when I call you?

Just thought you'd like to know.

That I'd like to know that you didn't find anything?

That's ridiculous.

I understand, sir.

It won't happen again.

It better not.

I want you to update me every hour on the hour.

You understand?

But what if there's nothing, sir?

I told you not to call me and report nothing.

You soldier need to get your ears checked.

Understood, sir.

Good, talk to you in an hour then.

Yes, sir, maybe sir.

Yes, sir, maybe sir.

I have one hour to find that ape.

Konga, what's wrong?

Yeah, we're going to need more backup.

Only Danger Force can help us now.

Time to get the team back together.

And now what's special news update

with KBN reporter, Megan Bacon.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,

we will return to Who's Making Cakes

after this important bulletin.

There have been unconfirmed reports of a large creature

roaming the streets of our city.

Some have described as a large Chimp.

Others believe the monster to be that of a monkey variety.

Well, I'll tell you folks,

this anchor does not quite know the difference.

What's this?

Yes.

I'm just getting this.

We have some amateur footage coming in.

We will cut to this footage immediately.

Oh my, are you seeing this?

I've never seen anything like this ever, I swear it.

This is monumental.

This is, this is not a special effects, folks.

This is coming to you straight from my camera phone.

Well, I'm speechless folks.

You've got to be kidding me.

I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen,

there must have been some mistake here.

We now bring you back to your regular program, goodnight.

Yeah, yeah, no I'm on it.

I'm on it.

Yeah, I can get it fixed.

Yeah, it wouldn't be more than five bucks.

Give me a call back.

Actually, I just heard noise in back, think it's my dog.

He's been missing, we haven't found him for weeks.

I think he's out in the barn, I gotta go check it out.

Yeah, yeah, call me back.

All right, bye.

Skippy, Skippy, morning boy.

Skippy, Skippy, where are you boy?

Skippy.

That's weird.

Oh my God, oh my God.

Whewy, that's one blue ribbon kitten.

I know he's out there somewheres.

I'm going to catch me a big foot today.

Hey, what's that?

Whoa, he's even bigger than I thought.

Nobody at the Big Foot Society

is ever going to believe this.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Megan Bacon.

We will return you to Where We Left Our Hairpiece

after this important news message.

I believe that I may have acted rather hastily

earlier this evening when we reported

a large ape-like creature on the loose.

After multiple reports,

we can confirm that there is indeed an enormous ape

running through the city.

What are its motives?

What are its thoughts and feelings?

What is its favorite food?

And if it is bananas, will we now be forced

to pay a premium for this commodity going forward?

Local authorities are advising people to stay home.

If you must leave your house, please be on the lookout.

If you come across this creature,

please do not feed or engage in any way.

The public is also asked that if they do see the creature

to call the local authorities immediately.

We thank you for your cooperation,

and we now bring you back

to your regular scheduled programming.

Major Bummer, you're three minutes late.

Yes, sorry for being late, sir.

It's Bummier.

Any word on the backup?

The troops are on their way, Bummer.

A giant gorilla?

I'll believe it when I see it.

No, oh gross.

Mama pajama.

Whoa, that is one skyscraping ape.

Sir, I'm sending coordinates to you right now.

I'm tracking this movement.

It's about time, soldier.

We don't have all day, you know.

Yes, sir, you should be getting it right now.

Are you sure, soldier?

All our readings aren't negative.

Video confirmation.

I don't see anything.

That's one big monkey.

Oh, no, no, wait, wait.

Whoa, that's funky monkey.

Oh my God, it's so big, it's so big.

What's happening to this city?

What is happening to our world?

What is going on?

No, there is no way that I'm going to let

some gorilla rampage this commode,

this amazing life that I have.

Don't you agree?

Yes you do.

Are you sure this is going to work?

I'm sure, we want to lure Konga to where we are.

Are you sure he's going to chase a giant hot dog?

If I was a giant gorilla, I would chase a giant hot dog.

Let's go.

We interrupt your programming to bring you

this important message.

Millions have left the city and millions more

are on their way out under the advisement

of our mayor and local law enforcement.

There have been many reports of mass destruction

throughout the city.

This creature is certainly upset about something.

Upon multiple attempts at finding out

exactly what the creature is upset about,

we have learned two things.

One, he does not just eat bananas,

but live on the scene reporters.

And two, he has not bathed in days.

Those that are not able to leave the city

are advised to stay in their basements, if possible.

If you do not have a basement, find a neighbor

or find a cover under your kitchen table.

If you are in a high rise, seek shelter at low levels,

Above all, please stay safe.

We now bring you back to your regular scheduled programming,

which is the news.

Is that a thing?

Konga, Konga, Konga.

Konga, Konga, follow the giant hot dog.

Send in the air strike.

Konga is moving away from the city.

Get me the general on the horn.

We need you at sector five now, sir.

Video confirmation, I still don't see anything.

Start digging that trench

and fill it with gasoline

I want to order a large pizza.

- Konga. - Konga, stop.

All right boys, close in.

It needs military power.

Easy now, final ready.

Keep him in your sight.

Fire, fire.

Konga, no.

This monkey can really take it.

Konga, we love you.

Who still has a visual?

Negative, sir.

Where'd he go?

All right, everyone.

Stand down until we see him again.

Oh, he's a little cutey.

Ain't that a cutey?

Yes, General.

No, it looks like he got away.

I have no idea where he went.

It's a mystery.

I don't care what the facts are, Major.

A thing of that size doesn't just up and disappear.

That is no way to talk to your superior officer, soldier.

Not while he's investigating the death

of his own twin brother.

So you've been honorably discharged again?

All right then, ex soldier.

Well all the best to you too.

I can't believe that guy, trying to convince me

that this massive ape just disappeared.

What kind of malarkey is that?

Actually, I think I have an explanation.

Wait, what, how?

Great to see you too.

Let me explain.

So in my research recordings,

I mentioned that the KTNT was very unstable.

When I applied it to a plant, the plant fizzled out.

Okay?

So instead of the ape fizzling out,

his genetic makeup eventually rejected the foreign element.

Once it left the host,

the monkey reverted back to his original size.

Ah, next question.

Well that is a story in and of itself.

Yes, I was shot.

Yes, I was considered dead, but here's the crazy thing.

Not sure how I feel about more crazy though.

Well, since this craziness is over with,

I think you're good.

Gotcha.

So after I was so rudely shot in the back by terrorists,

my body fell in the smallest drop of KTNT.

So it made you grow big?

Heck no, that's not scientifically possible.

I'm no ape.

All right.

What did happen was that all my wounds were healed

within a few days.

Imagine that.

I'm trying to.

That's it.

So was there any of the KTNT left for analysis?

Not a drop, a real shame though.

True, but it is nice to have you back brother.

Jimbo.

Timbo.

Should probably sanitize myself.

You're right.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,

we interrupt your regularly scheduled programming

to bring you this important message.

As soon as everything started, it has ended just as quickly.

Law enforcements are just as baffled as the general public.

The creature has disappeared.

I repeat, the creature has disappeared.

The city, and for that matter, the world,

is trying to figure out exactly what happened.

From here, all we can do is look for answers.

Answers for questions like

what was the motive for the rampage?

Did it find what it was looking for

or accomplish what it wanted?

If so, is that why it left?

Where did it go?

And how did it leave without a trace?

We may never know.

Hopefully we do not have to go through this ever again.

For now, we rebuild and forget the time that our city

was run over by a monkey.

We now bring you back to Fun with Marmalade,

already in progress.

Good night.

What's that?