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It's only fair; I don't pay for dinner
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if her face don't look like her picture.
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I cannot believe you are this
cheap when your profile says
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you're the "outspoken owner
of the Dallas Mavericks."
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A picture's worth a thousand words,
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and she lied a thousand times.
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- You did that.
- You did that.
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Hey, Mika, who's this?
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Guys, this is Derek.
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He manages Midas
the Weightlifting Toddler.
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Do you guys know each other,
or did you just bond
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over how swole that little toddler is?
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I mean, can I even talk about
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a four-year-old's body like that?
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Yeah, don't worry,
his parents will sign anything.
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Hollywood.
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So Derek and I used to be engaged.
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Oh, you're Derek from college.
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Uh, nope, that was Keith.
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So a second engagement.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Cool.
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Or not cool because it didn't work out.
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No, it's all good.
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- We're still friends.
- Yeah.
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With benefits.
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We're still on the same
health insurance.
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Red tape nightmare, but...
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Oh, excuse me, guys.
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Ah, this is my girlfriend.
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I gotta take this call.
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Hey, love bug. Hi.
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Ohh...
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- Mika.
- Mm-hmm?
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You've been engaged twice
and you didn't tell me?
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Uh, no,
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actually, I've been engaged five times
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and forgot to mention
all but one of them.
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Well, two were to the same guy,
so technically,
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I only didn't mention three fianc�s.
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- Five engagements?
- Damn.
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- Five?
- Five.
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You know that's enough
Jacksons to form a band, right?
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And enough Maroons.
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Okay, see, this reaction
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is exactly why I never said anything.
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I feel the judgement, and you know what?
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I will not apologize
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for jumping into love with two feet.
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It's not the amount of feet
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as much as the amount
of jumps, there, Frogger.
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Look, congratulations, okay?
You were lucky.
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You met your wife at 19.
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But most people have a bunch
more relationships
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before they get married.
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And after, and sometimes during.
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Yeah. I mean, even you.
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You'll probably date again, right?
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Eventually.
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Wait, how did this become
about me dating?
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No, no, no, let's move it along.
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Oh, come on, Kenan, you can't tell me
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you haven't even started
to think about dating again.
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It's been over a year.
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I don't know.
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I mean, when I got married,
I figured I was done dating
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for like, forever, and then she...
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and then for a while,
it basically felt like
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a wrap on like the lower half
of my body, so I...
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I gotta go see a man about a horse.
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Yep. You... it's actually...
they're the guests for tomorrow
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so I'm gonna go call them
and make sure...
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Yep.
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All right, little fillies,
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who's ready for
their first ever mani-pedi?
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I am.
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Yeah, I need a professional,
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because when I let Birdie do it,
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she paints my whole toe.
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Hey!
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Do you know that I took your mom
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for her very first spa day?
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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- That's so cool.
- Hi. How can I help you?
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Give my little angels the works.
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What about for you, sir?
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Oh, no, thanks. Just for them.
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Papa Rick, you do know mani-pedis
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are for men now, too, right?
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Well, heck yeah, I know that.
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It's just that, uh, this used
to be me and your mom's thing,
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and I haven't had them done since.
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Come on, it'll be more fun
with all of us.
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- Yeah.
- I don't know.
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My hands and feet
are probably a mess by now.
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Plant those pants.
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Yes, ma'am.
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But really, it's been a while.
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Don't be too judgmental.
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Oh, please, I'm sure I've seen worse.
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Oh, my God, they're... beautiful.
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Oh, thank you. Ha!
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I am so sorry I ever made fun
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of your nighttime lotion gloves.
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All right, don't look at my feet.
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There could be barnacles on 'em.
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They're stunning.
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- Really?
- Stunning.
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They look new.
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Do you even walk on those things?
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Thanks, Birdie.
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This means a lot.
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Watch your head, watch your head.
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- Bow! Got you.
- Nice kill.
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I'm a beast, boy.
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So, uh, Mika, huh?
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She's crazy. Engaged five times.
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But, um...
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You think there's, like,
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more than one person out there
for people, or whatever?
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Oh, for sure, man.
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I fell in love six times today.
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Right. So, uh...
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you think there's a world
where I could, um...
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Spit it out, fam.
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Maybe she's right. Maybe Mika's right.
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Like, maybe I should start
thinking about dating again.
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- There, I said it.
- Oh, my God.
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I've been waiting for this day.
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The Smash Brothers are back.
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No, man, I'm not talking about smashing,
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and I would not phrase it
that way if I was.
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I'm just saying,
Mika got me thinking that
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maybe it is time that I
start thinking it's okay
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to perhaps pursue
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a person out there
in the world, casually.
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Man, that sentence has so many circles,
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I'm dizzy sitting down.
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'Cause this is hard, man.
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I mean, even saying this stuff out loud
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has got me feeling guilty.
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Guilty about what?
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Oh, hey. Uh, nothing, you know.
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Just loving this game so much.
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I mean, what am I, low-key psycho?
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It's always the ones you least expect.
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Look, Daddy, we got our claws did.
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Well, talk about cute-icals.
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- Thanks for taking them, Rick.
- Ah, we had a blast.
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I forgot how much I love being pampered.
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Daddy, can we watch another episode
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of your old show before dinner?
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- Please, please, please, please?
- Please?
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- Whatever keeps you busy.
- Yes.
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Okay. Come on.
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Are you sure it's okay for them to watch
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all those episodes of Cori's old sitcom?
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Yeah. Helps keep her memory alive.
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Look, I mean, I used to think that
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sweeping everything up
under the rug was better,
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like you, but...
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honestly, normalizing grief is better.
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It's what all the parenting books say.
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Well, when I was growing up,
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we didn't have any parenting books.
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We just watched our dads,
did what they did.
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When my dad got sad,
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he'd drink and swear and then
disappear for three days.
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- That's disturbing.
- Mm-hmm.
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Or is it the coolest thing
you ever heard?
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Okay, I'm gonna go lotion up.
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Man, that was close.
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Rick will have a meltdown if he
hears me talking about dating.
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Oh, God. The girls will melt down too.
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I mean, what if things get serious?
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What would that conversation be like?
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I mean, what are they gonna call her?
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Would Rick be invited to the wedding?
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Would Cori haunt the honeymoon?
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Okay, hold on, now.
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Calm down, man. Look, baby steps.
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Just because your one date with Cori
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led to ten years of marriage
and two kids
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doesn't mean they all do, all right?
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Look, I know it's tricky, man,
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but we gonna get through it together,
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you and me, because we are...
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I am not calling us the Smash Brothers.
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But you should, though, man.
You really should.
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But say I was ready to start dating.
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How would I even do that?
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I mean, it's not like I can
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just go popping off on the apps.
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I'm way too famous... ly widowed.
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- Ooh, nice save.
- Yeah.
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I heard it when it was coming out.
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- Mm-hmm.
- But honestly, I think
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people are just gonna drag me anyway
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for dating too soon.
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Well, slow it down even more than that.
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Just flirt, all right?
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- Smart. Get my sea legs back.
- Right.
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Man, I've been married so long,
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I don't even know
what flirting looks like.
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Usually a eggplant or a peach,
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but, again, baby steps.
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Don't be a stranger, now.
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Hello.
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Right.
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Blam! Check out ya boy.
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Out there flirtin' like a muv.
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Stella got her groove back.
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Are you Stella?
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Hell yeah, trick. I'm hella Stella.
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You better mean Stella from "Streetcar,"
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who stayed committed
to her husband forever,
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despite unspeakable abuse.
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Hey, Rick.
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I'm sorry, I didn't see you
sitting over there
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doing whatever it is...
what are you, the Blue Lantern?
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It's a face mask. For swelling.
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Cool.
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Why you ain't tell me he was here?
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Because he needs to hear this, man.
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Come on, man. You know.
We do everything together.
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- You know I got you.
- That's right.
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All right. So Rick...
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Kenan got something to tell you.
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- Really, bro?
- Mm-hmm. Yeah, go ahead.
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Okay, uh, look.
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All due respect, Rick,
but I've been thinking
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maybe it's time for me to start thinking
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about maybe thinking about dating again.
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No one can take Cori's place.
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Well, yeah, I'm not trying to.
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You know, I was just thinking that,
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you know, it might be nice
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to have a cup of coffee or
something with somebody
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or maybe go on a tandem bicycle ride.
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I obviously forgot how to date.
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Kenan, look,
with all due respect to you,
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which is none, because you wear
sweatpants out of the house,
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there's a clear-cut system in place
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for when a man can date
after his marriage ends.
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So if you leave your wife,
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you have to wait eight months
before you can date
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so it doesn't look like
you were cheating.
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If she leaves you, it's four months.
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It's half that if she leaves
on a holiday.
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Now, if she dies,
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you're looking at the length
of the marriage times two,
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and if it's my daughter,
you're looking at never.
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Look, Rick, I know this is hard for you,
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and, believe me, it's hard on me,
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but I've been going
back and forth in my mind,
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and I genuinely believe
if Cori could talk to us,
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she would say that she wants me
to move on and be happy.
258
00:09:34,833 --> 00:09:37,302
Really?
259
00:09:37,335 --> 00:09:38,536
Cori.
260
00:09:38,570 --> 00:09:40,205
What do you think?
261
00:09:41,205 --> 00:09:43,108
Huh. Mighty quiet.
262
00:09:43,141 --> 00:09:44,376
Case closed.
263
00:09:44,408 --> 00:09:46,610
Now, I'm gonna go pour myself a scotch
264
00:09:46,643 --> 00:09:48,813
the size of an Amish barn.
265
00:09:55,753 --> 00:09:59,590
So new girlfriend, huh? Tea, please.
266
00:09:59,623 --> 00:10:01,292
- Oh, she's great.
- Ah.
267
00:10:01,325 --> 00:10:02,793
And, honestly, after we broke up,
268
00:10:02,826 --> 00:10:04,729
I didn't think I'd find
someone as good as you.
269
00:10:04,762 --> 00:10:06,797
Aw. Me neither.
270
00:10:06,830 --> 00:10:08,399
Didn't your first rebound leave you
271
00:10:08,432 --> 00:10:09,633
for that homeless guy who got famous
272
00:10:09,666 --> 00:10:11,202
for having a "golden voice"?
273
00:10:11,235 --> 00:10:12,403
- Oh, Paula.
- Yeah.
274
00:10:12,436 --> 00:10:13,738
But Lisa's different.
275
00:10:13,771 --> 00:10:16,474
I mean, she does triathlons,
charity work.
276
00:10:16,508 --> 00:10:17,642
- She was Miss Spelman.
- Oh.
277
00:10:17,675 --> 00:10:18,710
She's a veteran,
278
00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:21,546
and she does these really
funny skits on Instagram.
279
00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:22,681
Fonzworth Bentley follows her.
280
00:10:22,714 --> 00:10:25,117
Wow, wow. Okay, yeah, yeah.
281
00:10:25,150 --> 00:10:27,094
Puffy's old umbrella guy.
Kanye's new choir guy.
282
00:10:27,119 --> 00:10:28,153
She must be hilarious.
283
00:10:28,185 --> 00:10:29,867
Did I mention she taught
herself how to sing?
284
00:10:29,892 --> 00:10:30,976
- Mm.
- In sign language.
285
00:10:31,001 --> 00:10:33,157
Okay, well, we should
have her on the show.
286
00:10:33,190 --> 00:10:34,725
- Really?
- Mm.
287
00:10:34,758 --> 00:10:36,661
She's been looking for a way
to promote her business.
288
00:10:36,694 --> 00:10:38,663
You know, she teaches
female empowerment through...
289
00:10:38,695 --> 00:10:40,565
Well, save something
for the segment, bro.
290
00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:42,501
- Right?
- Oh, all right.
291
00:10:45,536 --> 00:10:47,772
Hey, Dad.
292
00:10:47,805 --> 00:10:49,274
Dad?
293
00:10:49,306 --> 00:10:51,877
- We need to talk.
- Cori?
294
00:10:51,910 --> 00:10:52,878
Now.
295
00:10:56,247 --> 00:10:59,651
Look, Dad, I love you,
296
00:10:59,684 --> 00:11:02,253
but you're acting crazy.
297
00:11:02,286 --> 00:11:03,921
You don't know
what you're talking about.
298
00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:05,556
You can't just come into our house
299
00:11:05,589 --> 00:11:07,359
and put your feet on the table.
300
00:11:07,392 --> 00:11:10,462
- Oh, I'll take a soda.
- And some popcorn.
301
00:11:10,494 --> 00:11:12,464
What do I look like, a waiter?
302
00:11:12,497 --> 00:11:14,266
Am I wearing a vest and rattling on
303
00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:15,767
about my third failed podcast?
304
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,801
Didn't you try to start a podcast?
305
00:11:17,835 --> 00:11:19,704
- Too many wires.
- Papa Rick,
306
00:11:19,737 --> 00:11:21,606
- we're trying to watch TV.
- It's a nice table.
307
00:11:21,638 --> 00:11:23,707
- Okay.
- I paid good money for it.
308
00:11:23,740 --> 00:11:25,609
Dad, you can't treat
our furniture like this.
309
00:11:25,642 --> 00:11:27,579
- So that's a no on the snacks?
- Shh.
310
00:11:27,612 --> 00:11:29,848
Really, I'm really sorry.
311
00:11:31,053 --> 00:11:32,883
Yo, yo, K-man.
312
00:11:32,916 --> 00:11:34,886
I found the perfect girl
for you to ask out, yo.
313
00:11:34,918 --> 00:11:36,787
Her name is Lisa.
She's your guest today.
314
00:11:36,828 --> 00:11:39,598
She's a PhD.
Ooh, she has her own business.
315
00:11:39,623 --> 00:11:40,691
You know that karate pilates thing
316
00:11:40,724 --> 00:11:41,825
that's been popping up everywhere?
317
00:11:41,859 --> 00:11:43,894
And she's a legit war hero.
318
00:11:43,927 --> 00:11:45,629
God, what is wrong with you, man?
319
00:11:45,662 --> 00:11:47,231
Why are you pressing me so hard on this?
320
00:11:47,264 --> 00:11:49,200
'Cause I am worried about you, man,
321
00:11:49,234 --> 00:11:51,235
and I think dating
would get you back to yourself
322
00:11:51,268 --> 00:11:54,238
so you could be happy again,
which is all I want!
323
00:11:54,272 --> 00:11:56,708
All right, well,
that's very sweet of you.
324
00:11:56,740 --> 00:11:57,875
Well, you're my brother, and I love you.
325
00:11:57,908 --> 00:12:00,411
- Damn, bruh.
- I love you too.
326
00:12:00,445 --> 00:12:01,680
- All right.
- You know?
327
00:12:01,713 --> 00:12:03,615
I'm sorry that I'm so
all over the place.
328
00:12:03,647 --> 00:12:06,784
I'm just dealing with a real
cocktail of emotions over here.
329
00:12:06,817 --> 00:12:07,918
It's whatever, man.
330
00:12:07,951 --> 00:12:09,620
You know I'm just in it for your runoff.
331
00:12:09,653 --> 00:12:10,888
All right, now come on, man.
332
00:12:10,921 --> 00:12:12,690
You gotta rip the Band-Aid off sometime.
333
00:12:12,724 --> 00:12:14,459
I know, and that first Band-Aid
334
00:12:14,492 --> 00:12:15,627
- is so important...
- Uh huh.
335
00:12:15,660 --> 00:12:17,562
Which is why I gotta
be the one to pick the first...
336
00:12:17,594 --> 00:12:20,532
- Mm-hmm.
- Impression.
337
00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:21,866
Intrigued.
338
00:12:21,898 --> 00:12:24,501
Yeah, did I mention
she's a former Miss Spelman?
339
00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:26,338
Yeah, well, you know,
looks isn't everything.
340
00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:27,305
- I mean...
- Right.
341
00:12:27,339 --> 00:12:28,974
She's got the karate pilates
thing going,
342
00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:31,193
and, well, you know how I like
to support the troops, so...
343
00:12:31,249 --> 00:12:32,543
- You do.
- She checking a lot of boxes.
344
00:12:32,576 --> 00:12:33,677
- Mm-hmm.
- Who?
345
00:12:33,702 --> 00:12:35,238
Who checks a lot of boxes? Derek?
346
00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:37,349
Why the hell would we
be talking about Derek?
347
00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:38,717
Uh, I don't know.
348
00:12:38,749 --> 00:12:40,951
'Cause he has a lot of great qualities?
349
00:12:40,984 --> 00:12:43,254
Anyway, um, here are
the note cards about Lisa.
350
00:12:43,287 --> 00:12:44,556
There's a lot, 'cause apparently
351
00:12:44,589 --> 00:12:46,391
- she's got a lot going on.
- Yeah, she does.
352
00:12:46,424 --> 00:12:48,693
That's why Kenan's
gonna ask her out later.
353
00:12:48,725 --> 00:12:51,629
Oh, you don't want to ask Lisa out.
354
00:12:51,662 --> 00:12:53,697
Why not? She's literally perfect.
355
00:12:53,730 --> 00:12:54,965
Okay, you know what?
I don't see it. What?
356
00:12:54,998 --> 00:12:56,968
What does she have that I don't?
357
00:12:57,001 --> 00:12:59,871
Uh, I don't know why
we're comparing her to you...
358
00:12:59,903 --> 00:13:01,806
- but let's go down the list.
- Yes.
359
00:13:01,839 --> 00:13:02,974
- Two advanced degrees.
- Mm.
360
00:13:03,007 --> 00:13:05,777
- A fan letter from Pope Francis.
- Dang.
361
00:13:05,810 --> 00:13:06,978
Oh, and it looks like
she invented the meme
362
00:13:07,011 --> 00:13:08,713
"sliding into the weekend like..."
363
00:13:08,745 --> 00:13:10,581
Okay, did you become
her publicist overnight?
364
00:13:10,614 --> 00:13:11,983
I mean, 'cause...
365
00:13:12,016 --> 00:13:15,420
Um, is Mika jealous of Lisa?
366
00:13:15,453 --> 00:13:17,422
Uh, no.
367
00:13:17,455 --> 00:13:18,589
I don't get jealous.
368
00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:19,924
Oh, you know what?
369
00:13:19,956 --> 00:13:21,725
There is something that
you have that she doesn't.
370
00:13:21,758 --> 00:13:22,826
Thank you.
371
00:13:22,859 --> 00:13:25,562
Five ex-fianc�s.
372
00:13:25,595 --> 00:13:28,032
Ya runaway bride!
373
00:13:28,065 --> 00:13:29,617
What did the five guys say to Mika?
374
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:30,695
- What'd they say?
- "Bye."
375
00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:32,361
Bye, bye, bye, bye.
376
00:13:32,402 --> 00:13:33,467
You know what?
377
00:13:33,492 --> 00:13:36,373
Um... my bad.
378
00:13:36,407 --> 00:13:39,376
I mean, Lisa is perfect, and
she told me she's a big fan...
379
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:40,570
and single.
380
00:13:40,610 --> 00:13:42,713
So go get her, champ.
381
00:13:45,349 --> 00:13:47,319
Hello. I'm Kenan.
382
00:13:47,352 --> 00:13:48,753
As in "Wake Up With."
383
00:13:51,922 --> 00:13:55,359
Nope, I'm so sorry. I'm really nervous.
384
00:13:55,392 --> 00:13:56,894
Well, don't be.
385
00:13:56,927 --> 00:13:58,562
I'm just like everybody else.
386
00:13:58,595 --> 00:14:00,898
I mean to be on the show.
387
00:14:00,931 --> 00:14:02,466
Right.
388
00:14:02,499 --> 00:14:03,767
Cool.
389
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,637
Well, you know, one thing
that helps me relax...
390
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:06,871
uh, a drink.
391
00:14:06,903 --> 00:14:08,472
You drink before the show?
392
00:14:08,506 --> 00:14:10,508
No, I was saying maybe...
393
00:14:10,541 --> 00:14:11,843
- after the show...
- Oh.
394
00:14:11,876 --> 00:14:13,011
- You and I could get a drink?
- I'm sorry.
395
00:14:13,043 --> 00:14:15,713
I have a boyfriend.
396
00:14:15,747 --> 00:14:17,382
No, you don't.
397
00:14:17,415 --> 00:14:18,916
Yes, I do.
398
00:14:18,950 --> 00:14:21,685
You know, this is the reason
why I started my company,
399
00:14:21,719 --> 00:14:23,354
because of men like you.
400
00:14:23,387 --> 00:14:24,589
I-I'm sorry.
401
00:14:24,622 --> 00:14:27,125
N-no, I'm a nice man.
402
00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:28,392
Oof...
403
00:14:28,426 --> 00:14:31,863
Yeah, it's never good when you
have to yell that at somebody.
404
00:14:31,990 --> 00:14:33,091
I'm a nice man.
405
00:14:33,116 --> 00:14:34,852
Ooh, it's worse when you whisper it.
406
00:14:38,676 --> 00:14:39,909
Look, Lisa, I'm sorry.
407
00:14:39,934 --> 00:14:41,370
In my defense,
408
00:14:41,395 --> 00:14:43,659
my producer told me that you
were into me for some reason.
409
00:14:43,723 --> 00:14:45,492
Oh, what is he, your pimp?
410
00:14:45,525 --> 00:14:47,627
Oh, no, no, it's a... it's a she.
411
00:14:47,660 --> 00:14:49,195
I mean, I thought
that you was flirting, too,
412
00:14:49,228 --> 00:14:50,614
because you laughed really hard
413
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:52,132
at something I said
that wasn't even that funny.
414
00:14:52,164 --> 00:14:53,534
I know it wasn't funny.
415
00:14:53,567 --> 00:14:54,768
I was just nervous,
416
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,669
but I guess you're
the kind of man in power
417
00:14:56,703 --> 00:14:58,868
who thinks everybody
wants to sleep with him.
418
00:14:58,893 --> 00:15:00,204
- No.
- Hey.
419
00:15:00,229 --> 00:15:01,876
Oh, hi.
420
00:15:01,909 --> 00:15:03,110
- Hey.
- What?
421
00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:05,212
- This is your boyfriend?
- Hey, good seeing you again, bro.
422
00:15:05,245 --> 00:15:06,779
What are you up to, Mika?
423
00:15:06,813 --> 00:15:08,549
Why would you let Kenan ask her out
424
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:09,976
when you knew she was with Derek?
425
00:15:10,016 --> 00:15:11,251
Oh, I don't know.
426
00:15:11,284 --> 00:15:13,187
I must have been
too consumed with jealousy
427
00:15:13,220 --> 00:15:14,522
to think straight.
428
00:15:14,554 --> 00:15:16,656
Oh, you are a very mean woman.
429
00:15:16,689 --> 00:15:17,890
No, I'm a very nice woman, Gary,
430
00:15:17,924 --> 00:15:20,193
who can only be pushed so far,
and you gonna get yours too.
431
00:15:20,227 --> 00:15:21,529
Don't sleep.
432
00:15:21,562 --> 00:15:23,664
- Don't sleep?
- We're live in five.
433
00:15:23,697 --> 00:15:25,533
Look, this has just been
a huge misunderstanding.
434
00:15:25,566 --> 00:15:26,501
- Four.
- See, I wasn't even sure
435
00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:28,102
if I should start dating
after my wife died.
436
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:30,203
I didn't kill her, by the way,
just to make that clear.
437
00:15:30,236 --> 00:15:31,572
- Excuse me?
- Two.
438
00:15:31,605 --> 00:15:32,940
Not according to one of my podcasts.
439
00:15:32,972 --> 00:15:34,842
- Wow.
- One.
440
00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:36,809
- Oh, God, no.
- Welcome back.
441
00:15:36,842 --> 00:15:38,545
We are joined by Lisa Lawrence,
442
00:15:38,577 --> 00:15:40,079
who's quite the jill-of-all-trades.
443
00:15:40,112 --> 00:15:43,217
And also a very kind
and forgiving person, I hear.
444
00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:44,552
Wonderful.
445
00:15:44,584 --> 00:15:45,985
Now, Lisa, I understand
446
00:15:46,019 --> 00:15:47,221
you are an entrepreneur.
447
00:15:47,254 --> 00:15:48,688
She's a lot more than that.
448
00:15:48,722 --> 00:15:50,823
She invented an exercise
called karate pilates.
449
00:15:51,991 --> 00:15:53,227
Well, that's just the sexist name
450
00:15:53,260 --> 00:15:54,694
that men call it.
451
00:15:54,727 --> 00:15:56,664
I actually teach women a form of defense
452
00:15:56,697 --> 00:15:58,032
called self-offense.
453
00:15:58,064 --> 00:16:00,233
- Yas, queen.
- Sounds kind of violent.
454
00:16:00,266 --> 00:16:01,267
I hope so.
455
00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:02,669
Mama needs some exercise other than
456
00:16:02,703 --> 00:16:04,672
wrestling my kids into church clothes.
457
00:16:04,704 --> 00:16:06,973
Now, Lisa, I hear you
are gonna use this dummy
458
00:16:07,006 --> 00:16:08,641
for our demonstration.
459
00:16:08,674 --> 00:16:10,010
Yeah, I'm not sure
we got time for... oh.
460
00:16:10,043 --> 00:16:13,781
Oh, come on. Who wants to see this?
461
00:16:13,813 --> 00:16:14,914
According to your website,
462
00:16:14,948 --> 00:16:17,351
self-offense is when you teach
a woman to strike first.
463
00:16:17,384 --> 00:16:18,885
Ow! Ow!
464
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:22,121
Sounds like someone's
smashing a pumpkin.
465
00:16:22,154 --> 00:16:25,291
Ow!
466
00:16:25,324 --> 00:16:28,294
Call "cut," woman. Damn.
467
00:16:28,328 --> 00:16:30,230
- Cut!
- Stop it!
468
00:16:30,262 --> 00:16:31,898
Ow...
469
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:35,001
Look, growing up is hard.
470
00:16:35,034 --> 00:16:38,738
We wanna hold onto the past,
but we can't.
471
00:16:38,763 --> 00:16:40,201
Now, Mr. Bear was very lucky
472
00:16:40,226 --> 00:16:42,241
to be loved by you for so long...
473
00:16:42,266 --> 00:16:44,335
But it's time for him
to move on to another kid.
474
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:45,312
Hey.
475
00:16:45,345 --> 00:16:46,880
- Can I at least have visitations?
- Shh.
476
00:16:46,913 --> 00:16:48,649
I mean, like every other weekend?
477
00:16:48,682 --> 00:16:50,250
- Two weeks in the summer?
- Oh, brother.
478
00:16:54,788 --> 00:16:58,125
Papa Rick, have you been
watching Mom and Dad's show
479
00:16:58,158 --> 00:16:59,391
all night?
480
00:16:59,416 --> 00:17:01,095
Mm-hmm.
481
00:17:01,127 --> 00:17:03,196
Are you okay?
482
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:04,731
Well...
483
00:17:04,765 --> 00:17:06,634
I just don't get it.
484
00:17:06,666 --> 00:17:07,768
Your mom tells Kenan
485
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:10,037
he's gotta give away his favorite bear,
486
00:17:10,069 --> 00:17:12,939
that the bear will be happy
with another kid.
487
00:17:12,972 --> 00:17:15,376
That's so savage.
488
00:17:15,408 --> 00:17:16,676
Why?
489
00:17:16,710 --> 00:17:18,178
So little Kenan can move on
490
00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:20,847
and the bear can be happy
with a different kid,
491
00:17:20,881 --> 00:17:23,150
just a different happy.
492
00:17:23,183 --> 00:17:25,318
And...
493
00:17:25,351 --> 00:17:26,653
he loves his bear.
494
00:17:26,686 --> 00:17:28,821
I think he would be happy
if he was happy.
495
00:17:28,855 --> 00:17:30,658
Oh.
496
00:17:30,691 --> 00:17:32,760
Oh, I get it, yeah.
497
00:17:32,792 --> 00:17:34,260
Kind of like yesterday,
498
00:17:34,293 --> 00:17:35,962
I wasn't doing the spa thing
499
00:17:35,995 --> 00:17:38,131
'cause that was the thing
I did with your mom,
500
00:17:38,164 --> 00:17:40,933
but now it's our thing, and I love it.
501
00:17:40,966 --> 00:17:44,003
It's different, but it's still great,
502
00:17:44,037 --> 00:17:47,007
and your mom would want us to be happy.
503
00:17:47,039 --> 00:17:48,709
She'd be happy.
504
00:17:49,975 --> 00:17:52,078
Dang, that's a good-ass show.
505
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:55,749
Oh, speaking of spa stuff,
can I get a little help here?
506
00:17:55,781 --> 00:17:57,183
Ah!
507
00:17:57,216 --> 00:17:59,958
I have a new pet.
508
00:18:05,201 --> 00:18:06,769
So...
509
00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:08,576
I'm sorry you got beat up.
510
00:18:08,662 --> 00:18:10,191
I wouldn't say I got beat up.
511
00:18:10,216 --> 00:18:12,647
Well, it sounds better than "owned,"
512
00:18:12,671 --> 00:18:15,975
and I shouldn't have said that
Lisa was single and into you.
513
00:18:16,016 --> 00:18:17,151
It's just...
514
00:18:17,185 --> 00:18:19,821
those runaway bride jokes hit a nerve.
515
00:18:19,853 --> 00:18:21,622
I mean, I am the common denominator
516
00:18:21,656 --> 00:18:23,659
in all those failed engagements.
517
00:18:23,691 --> 00:18:25,423
I thought you didn't regret them.
518
00:18:25,448 --> 00:18:26,728
Well, yeah, I didn't think I did,
519
00:18:26,753 --> 00:18:29,765
but seeing Derek dating
someone better than me...
520
00:18:29,797 --> 00:18:31,098
made me jealous.
521
00:18:33,735 --> 00:18:35,131
What?
522
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:37,271
You wanna say "I told you so."
523
00:18:37,304 --> 00:18:39,307
No, no.
524
00:18:39,348 --> 00:18:40,683
No.
525
00:18:42,276 --> 00:18:44,779
I'm smiling because it's nice
526
00:18:44,813 --> 00:18:46,881
to see you let your little guard down.
527
00:18:46,915 --> 00:18:49,651
Please, it was like...
it was barely down.
528
00:18:49,684 --> 00:18:50,919
Admit you're getting soft.
529
00:18:50,951 --> 00:18:52,621
I've seen that "Unlikely Animal Friends"
530
00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:53,888
calendar in your office.
531
00:18:53,921 --> 00:18:56,691
Okay, well, at least
I'm not the one who cries
532
00:18:56,725 --> 00:18:57,892
every time that commercial comes on
533
00:18:57,926 --> 00:18:59,261
for Black girls learning to code.
534
00:18:59,294 --> 00:19:00,929
I cried one time.
535
00:19:00,961 --> 00:19:02,797
- Every time I seen it.
- Every time.
536
00:19:02,831 --> 00:19:04,265
- Mm-hmm.
- Now, come on.
537
00:19:04,298 --> 00:19:05,933
You really think Derek's dating
somebody better than you?
538
00:19:05,967 --> 00:19:08,035
Nah, I'm dope as hell.
539
00:19:08,069 --> 00:19:09,805
Exactly.
540
00:19:11,272 --> 00:19:12,674
Hey, I'm proud of you
541
00:19:12,707 --> 00:19:14,342
for finally asking someone out.
542
00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:15,435
Yeah.
543
00:19:15,460 --> 00:19:17,945
- I ripped that Band-Aid clean off.
- Mm-hmm.
544
00:19:17,978 --> 00:19:19,066
With a little skin.
545
00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:21,382
- Yeah.
- But honestly,
546
00:19:21,416 --> 00:19:23,466
I'm actually starting to think,
I don't know,
547
00:19:23,491 --> 00:19:25,394
there might be somebody else
out there for me.
548
00:19:28,150 --> 00:19:30,185
I mean, to, like, smash or whatever.
549
00:19:30,218 --> 00:19:32,086
- You know, like...
- Yeah, yeah.
550
00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:35,157
No... no need to run into anything
serious right out the gate.
551
00:19:35,190 --> 00:19:37,493
Just focus on the s-smashing...
552
00:19:37,526 --> 00:19:38,527
- Yeah.
- Adult women.
553
00:19:38,559 --> 00:19:39,894
- To smashing, yeah.
- Kay.
554
00:19:42,096 --> 00:19:43,297
Look, my bad.
555
00:19:43,331 --> 00:19:45,834
Yo, I promise not
to push you into anything
556
00:19:45,866 --> 00:19:47,001
before you're ready, all right?
557
00:19:47,035 --> 00:19:48,336
I know you're just trying to look out,
558
00:19:48,370 --> 00:19:50,171
and, honestly, I got that personality
559
00:19:50,204 --> 00:19:51,506
I need a little push sometimes.
560
00:19:51,539 --> 00:19:53,075
Yes, you do, man.
561
00:19:53,107 --> 00:19:54,175
You remember when we were kids
562
00:19:54,209 --> 00:19:56,311
and you would be on the swing
just sitting there?
563
00:19:56,344 --> 00:19:58,980
Not moving or nothing,
like a little freak.
564
00:19:59,014 --> 00:20:00,549
I didn't really understand the concept.
565
00:20:00,582 --> 00:20:02,084
- It was easy.
- Hello, G-man.
566
00:20:02,116 --> 00:20:03,484
- Hey.
- Sup, man?
567
00:20:03,517 --> 00:20:05,520
I don't know if I've ever
said this to a man before,
568
00:20:05,554 --> 00:20:07,012
but you are radiant.
569
00:20:07,044 --> 00:20:09,080
You know, it's funny.
570
00:20:09,112 --> 00:20:11,015
Sometimes when you clean up
the outsides,
571
00:20:11,047 --> 00:20:12,982
it helps clean up the insides too.
572
00:20:13,016 --> 00:20:14,752
Man, you smell like
somebody I'd holla at.
573
00:20:14,785 --> 00:20:16,420
Thank you.
574
00:20:16,452 --> 00:20:18,822
Kenan,
575
00:20:18,855 --> 00:20:20,090
Cori talked to me today...
576
00:20:21,491 --> 00:20:22,826
And you were right.
577
00:20:22,860 --> 00:20:25,062
She said it's time for you to move on
578
00:20:25,094 --> 00:20:28,364
and be with another kid, and I agree,
579
00:20:28,398 --> 00:20:31,936
so I'm giving you my blessing, Mr. Bear.
580
00:20:32,936 --> 00:20:35,740
You know you're not supposed
to smoke the bath salt, right?
581
00:20:35,773 --> 00:20:37,341
I'm telling you you can date,
582
00:20:37,373 --> 00:20:39,477
but casually.
583
00:20:39,509 --> 00:20:41,177
Hmm.
584
00:20:41,210 --> 00:20:43,381
Still confused, but I'll take it.
585
00:20:44,148 --> 00:20:45,315
What happened to you?
586
00:20:45,349 --> 00:20:48,018
Oh, the first girl that Kenan asked out
587
00:20:48,051 --> 00:20:49,453
beat him up on TV.
588
00:20:49,486 --> 00:20:51,777
That just means she likes you.
589
00:20:51,802 --> 00:20:53,504
Ah, not in the way she was punching him.
590
00:20:53,529 --> 00:20:54,574
- Lot of hate in that punch.
- All right.
591
00:20:54,599 --> 00:20:55,652
- You can let that go.
- Okay.
592
00:20:55,677 --> 00:20:57,026
- Thank you.
- I'm just saying. You know.
593
00:20:57,067 --> 00:20:59,871
Now that you are "officially out there,"
594
00:20:59,897 --> 00:21:01,098
who's next?
595
00:21:01,131 --> 00:21:02,833
Do you have some lucky lady in mind?
596
00:21:02,865 --> 00:21:04,834
Hmm?
597
00:21:04,868 --> 00:21:06,804
You know what?
598
00:21:06,836 --> 00:21:08,372
Yeah.
599
00:21:08,404 --> 00:21:10,507
I do.
600
00:21:10,541 --> 00:21:12,132
Actually, I have two.
601
00:21:15,978 --> 00:21:18,815
- Can I have one French fry?
- No, 'cause you got a salad.
602
00:21:18,849 --> 00:21:20,484
You got a salad. Salad boy.
603
00:21:20,516 --> 00:21:23,254
- I might have one French fry.
- No, that's called cheating.
604
00:21:23,286 --> 00:21:25,088
- Oh, man.
- Just stop cheating.
605
00:21:25,122 --> 00:21:26,990
- I'm not cheating.
- Mm.
606
00:21:27,024 --> 00:21:29,695
- Aw, sad salad boy.
- Salad boy.
607
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:33,788
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