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I'm so fucking bored.
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Yeah.
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All right, ready?
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One, two...
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Fuck!
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Ow!
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Fuck this challenge, bro!
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Oh, dude.
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Look at how gross.
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What is going on?
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Ow.
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Oh, shit.
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♪ ...so happy that Santa's on his way ♪
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Jesus. Fuck. Fuck off!
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Fuck off!
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Sh... Sh... She texted me to come.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Hi. Shit.
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You did not look pregnant.
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It's a whole thing.
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A-And it's mine, or...
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Not... Not... Not in a slut-shamey way,
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I swear to God. Just...
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we didn't date for that long and...
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and it was fast when we did it
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and... and... and you were
on your period or...
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There wasn't anyone else.
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D, I'm so fucking sorry.
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No, it's okay. It's all good.
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I mean, you know, it's okay.
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Sure. You... You just tell me
what you want to do, okay?
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'Cause i-it's your body a-and
your choice and... and all that.
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That's really nice. Thanks.
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I mean, there's not really
a lot left to choose
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'cause it kind of already
happened and...
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Yeah, no, no, no, yeah. Of course.
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I think I just really need to
get out of this fucking mall.
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Holy fuck, holy fuck, holy fuck,
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holy fuck, holy fuck,
holy fuck, holy fuck.
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♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪
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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
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- ♪ Don we now our gay apparel ♪
- Hey, it's me.
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♪ Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la ♪
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Like if you went to a hospital,
they'd give you a wheelchair.
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Whatever. We... We... We gotta go.
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- Come on.
- Come on.
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- Okay.
- Put that down.
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Come on.
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Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go.
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Get the baby.
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- Come on.
- Oh! Okay, okay!
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Oh, shit! Okay.
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We're good, we're good.
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Okay.
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You okay? We got you, we got you.
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Don't forget the placenta, okay?
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I'm sorry.
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Look at me.
Never apologize, never explain.
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♪ Fast away the old year passes ♪
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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
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♪ Hail the new year, lads and lasses ♪
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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
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♪ Sing we joyous, all together ♪
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♪ Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la ♪
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- ♪ Heedless of the wind and weather ♪
- Fuck you, mall! Fuck you!
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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
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¿Que haces?
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What does it look like I'm doing?
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I just came in here to tell Miss Cranky
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that school is cancelled
'cause of the wildfires.
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Wait, what?
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Check your phone, cabróna.
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Wait, close the door.
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Riley, we have to leave in five...
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Air quality day.
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No school.
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Is that my orchid?
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You're getting me a new one.
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Today.
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Something about these fires
gets me so horny.
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Mm.
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Girl, your life es un desmadre.
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You don't think so?
He took you for a steak,
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licked you from your eyeball
to your asshole,
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then peaced out.
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You're better off sola.
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Wait, Greta's going somewhere.
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Let me exercise my maternal
responsibilities.
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Muchos besos.
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Where are you going?
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Should I be making you
do something today...
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or with your life in general?
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I might shoot some hoops later.
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Why are you playing basketball?
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There's smoke in the air.
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They say going outside
is like smoking 10 packs.
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And also "shoot some hoops"?
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I see you.
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Stop.
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I feel like you're just
using me for my car.
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Yeah. Obviously.
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Can we do something fun
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'cause the world is
burning down around us?
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Yes. Let's get it.
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Okay, we're gonna be gentle.
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Very gentle.
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Foot on the brake.
Hands at 10:00 and 2:00.
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- Okay.
- You're in drive.
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- Yes.
- Now go light on the gas.
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Light. Light.
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Oh, my God. Stop! Stop! Brake!
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- Oh, my... Oh, my God.
- I could have been paralyzed.
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- Oh, my God. No!
- That was too fast.
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- That was too much right out the gate.
- More. More. More.
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This is "Mario Kart."
More... I want more.
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No. That is a very bad thing to say.
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You need to work on your pedal skills.
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So, imagine you're being fingered.
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Excuse me, what?
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Would you... Would you like it
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if someone just jammed their finger
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onto the entirety of your damned clit
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like it was the power button
on a vintage MacBook?
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- No!
- No!
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- No!
- No!
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No, thank you, sir or miss.
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You want them to feel it out,
use a little intuition.
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- Subtle.
- Subtle.
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- Yes. Subtle.
- Yes. Yes.
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Then, if it's working, a little more.
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Oh.
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And if they're panting too much,
a little less.
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Wow.
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I did not think clit was your jam.
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Okay, first of all, that's homophobic.
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You don't think that I've
engaged with a vagina or two?
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I mean, have you actually?
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Safiyah Norris.
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What? How old were you guys?
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I dunno. Like, eighth grade. 13.
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Safiyah was my neighbor,
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and she taught me
how to respect the clit.
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Oh, my God! Stop it.
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Stop! Stop it right now!
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Or we're going to jail for the night
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like those TikTok boys who had
the weed in their pants!
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Stop! I'm not for it!
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♪ Come on ♪
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♪ Let's talk about sex, baby ♪
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♪ Let's talk about you and me ♪
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♪ Let's talk about all the god things ♪
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♪ And the bad things that may be ♪
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♪ Let's talk about sex ♪
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♪ Let's talk about sex ♪
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♪ Let's talk about sex ♪
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♪ Let's talk about sex ♪
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Ooh. What about this guy?
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He has an actual 18 pack.
Let me count this.
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- One, two, three...
- No.
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I don't like when they write
"well hung."
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- How come?
- 'Cause they never are.
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Also, if they don't smile,
it tells you something.
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Mama didn't raise no fool. Next.
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So, what do you like then? Built? Fem?
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Skinny? Older?
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If it's hot, it's hot.
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Yeah.
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What does punching
and then peach emoji mean?
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Likes fisting.
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Ew.
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I want to see what you look like.
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You're gonna love it.
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- Oh.
- Mm.
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26?
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Ooh!
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18 is legal, but if you put that,
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everyone thinks that you're 16.
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I-I don't need to be jailbait.
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My abs speak for themselves.
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I mean... the confidence.
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- Earned.
- Yeah.
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Oh, wait, you don't show your face?
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This is all they need.
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Who else, who else, who else?
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Looks like he's on
Million Dollar Listing.
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Next.
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Posing with two twin babies. No.
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Oh, my God!
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Holy fuck!
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- Fuck me twice!
- What?
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I didn't even know guidance counselors
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were allowed to be on this thing!
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"Straightforward. Present.
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Down to play,
but not down for the games."
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Plus he's so cute and innocent
in his little T-shirt.
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Is that Greta?
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Ask her what she's doing right now.
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♪ In the suburbs like,
"Bitch, what's up?" ♪
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♪ Hit the west side like,
"Bitch, what's up?" ♪
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♪ East side treat me like,
"Hey, what's up?" ♪
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- ♪ But hometown treat me like ♪
- ♪ What the fuck did you say? ♪
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♪ Stunting on these bitches
like I'm paid half time ♪
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♪ Like, when these execs
gonna treat me right? ♪
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♪ 'Cause if I'm stuntin' on these
motherfuckers in your club ♪
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♪ People better play this
all over town ♪
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♪ Ow ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh,
I guess I gotta get this right ♪
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♪ I guess I gotta get this right ♪
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♪ I guess I gotta get this right ♪
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♪ Come on, come on ♪
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Where did you get this repulsive herb?
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My father's sock drawer, right next to
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the Perfect 10 magazines,
if you're looking.
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What's that?
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You don't know the Perfect 10?
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It's the premier porn magazine
for all the big naturals.
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You've got champagne flutes,
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you have party hats,
you have tear drops.
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All the boob shapes that
God has ever graced us with.
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- Oh.
- Mm-hmm.
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Wow.
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God.
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This burger/weed combo is nauseating.
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But I guess the world is on fire
and ending, so...
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Right.
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So, no regrets.
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Like Greta.
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What?
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I don't know.
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I don't know.
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She's really...
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I don't know. She's really sweet.
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I bet she's gonna surprise you.
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Or there's Luz.
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That girl wants to unzip
your pants with her teeth.
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Have you ever dated any girls?
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I don't date.
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I hook up.
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- Hard same.
- Yeah.
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Have you ever even
hooked up with a girl?
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No.
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But...
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you know, if it's hot, it's hot.
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Yes! If it's hot, it's hot.
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Hey!
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- Hi.
- What's up?
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Are you guys sure you want to come?
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- Yeah.
- We just want to be led.
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It's just this community center
where I volunteer.
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- Okay.
- All right.
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Backing up.
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Backing up.
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- Back... Back... Backing up.
- Boop, boop, boop.
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Oh, my God.
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When are you gonna go out
for your school team, huh?
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I don't know. Maybe in, like,
five years when you die.
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Oh, you're bad.
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This fucking air.
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Can you see the fires?
262
00:11:49,592 --> 00:11:52,717
No. Just the smoke.
263
00:11:55,008 --> 00:11:57,300
Whoa.
264
00:11:59,342 --> 00:12:01,925
G, I can't believe they let you
the fuck up here.
265
00:12:02,008 --> 00:12:04,967
I've been volunteering since I was 11.
266
00:12:05,050 --> 00:12:06,467
Come here.
267
00:12:19,999 --> 00:12:22,208
Yes.
268
00:12:30,675 --> 00:12:32,633
It's... It's a friendly ghost.
269
00:13:42,538 --> 00:13:43,959
Chester!
270
00:13:44,050 --> 00:13:45,425
What?!
271
00:13:45,508 --> 00:13:50,008
Do you want to go to
Greta's house for food?!
272
00:13:50,092 --> 00:13:51,967
Okay!
273
00:14:23,133 --> 00:14:25,592
I said to chop them finely.
274
00:14:25,675 --> 00:14:27,550
What do you think I'm doing here, woman?
275
00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:30,092
The only fine thing I see is you.
276
00:14:30,175 --> 00:14:31,717
You just cheated!
277
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,008
Tell me how.
278
00:14:33,092 --> 00:14:36,800
Y-You think I'm smart enough
to cheat a computer?
279
00:14:36,883 --> 00:14:39,550
Riley, I'm loving your Instagram.
280
00:14:39,633 --> 00:14:41,675
Aw, so sweet.
281
00:14:41,758 --> 00:14:42,842
You showed her?
282
00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:44,800
I mean, you are an artist, lady.
283
00:14:44,883 --> 00:14:46,258
Why are you on private?
284
00:14:46,342 --> 00:14:50,300
You could blow the fuck up,
get that sponsorship money.
285
00:14:50,383 --> 00:14:54,092
I don't know. Parents are pretty
weird about kids posting nudes.
286
00:14:54,175 --> 00:14:57,633
Well, Ana won't post nudes,
she won't send nudes.
287
00:14:57,717 --> 00:15:00,050
She thinks the government's
reading her texts.
288
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:01,758
You don't think
they're watching right now?
289
00:15:01,842 --> 00:15:04,008
You're not in your immigrant mind-set.
290
00:15:04,092 --> 00:15:05,800
Amor.
291
00:15:05,883 --> 00:15:07,258
What grade are you in?
292
00:15:07,342 --> 00:15:10,592
I'm in fourth grade, but today
we didn't have any school
293
00:15:10,675 --> 00:15:13,175
because everything's on fire.
294
00:15:13,258 --> 00:15:15,592
Yeah, same.
295
00:15:15,675 --> 00:15:17,758
What are you guys making?
296
00:15:17,842 --> 00:15:19,675
Well, I was gonna make tripas,
297
00:15:19,758 --> 00:15:22,967
but I think we're just gonna
have fajitas and chile relleno.
298
00:15:23,050 --> 00:15:24,300
Mm. How do you make that?
299
00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:26,925
Um, well, you have to put,
like, cheese inside...
300
00:15:27,008 --> 00:15:29,300
Cut open the chilies,
take the seeds out.
301
00:15:29,383 --> 00:15:31,675
Oh, yeah. Put the cheese
inside the chilies.
302
00:15:31,758 --> 00:15:33,133
At least Sela's not cooking, huh?
303
00:15:33,217 --> 00:15:34,967
Say what you want about my sister,
304
00:15:35,050 --> 00:15:37,983
but she makes some bomb-ass
tripas, okay?
305
00:15:38,008 --> 00:15:39,192
Disgusting!
306
00:15:39,217 --> 00:15:40,699
- See? Nope.
- Callate boba.
307
00:15:40,724 --> 00:15:42,682
If Greta's mom was here,
I'd have her make it for you.
308
00:15:42,758 --> 00:15:44,008
If my mom was here?
309
00:15:44,092 --> 00:15:45,842
This apartment would be way cleaner.
310
00:15:45,925 --> 00:15:47,550
- Oh.
- If your mom was here,
311
00:15:47,633 --> 00:15:50,633
that Kristen Stewart poster in
your room would be up your ass!
312
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:53,092
Kristen Stewart? For real?
313
00:15:53,175 --> 00:15:56,596
- "Twilight" is good!
- "Twilight" is amazing.
314
00:15:57,245 --> 00:15:58,714
Ay.
315
00:15:59,883 --> 00:16:02,367
She's in a pain in my ass, but
I wouldn't wish this on anyone.
316
00:16:10,675 --> 00:16:13,508
Are you going on this trip
to San Francisco, too?
317
00:16:13,592 --> 00:16:15,842
Yeah, I think we're going to see
"Paris is Burning."
318
00:16:15,925 --> 00:16:19,008
With, like, Jennie Livingston
talking or something.
319
00:16:19,092 --> 00:16:20,217
So, you're gonna be spending the night
320
00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:22,133
in a hotel room with my niece?
321
00:16:22,217 --> 00:16:24,175
Um... well, uh...
322
00:16:24,258 --> 00:16:25,342
And what about tonight?
323
00:16:25,425 --> 00:16:26,925
Um, I think t-tonight,
324
00:16:27,008 --> 00:16:30,008
we were just talking about
maybe going back to my house.
325
00:16:30,092 --> 00:16:33,175
Yeah. I was gonna show them
some of my photography stuff.
326
00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:35,217
Your photography "stuff"?
327
00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:38,258
What exactly are your intentions here?
328
00:16:38,342 --> 00:16:40,258
Oh, uh... I mean, no.
329
00:16:40,342 --> 00:16:42,800
Like, I think we're just gonna
hang out or whatever.
330
00:16:42,883 --> 00:16:44,383
It's not, um...
331
00:16:44,467 --> 00:16:45,967
Maybe go swimming.
332
00:16:46,050 --> 00:16:48,442
You think you're gonna take
this girl swimming in the night?
333
00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:50,426
- Are you serious?
- No, no. Like, no.
334
00:16:50,451 --> 00:16:51,925
No.
335
00:16:52,008 --> 00:16:53,550
Ana, can you stop?
336
00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:56,300
What's going on?
337
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:57,717
Sorry.
338
00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,800
That was hard to do
with a straight face,
339
00:16:59,883 --> 00:17:03,467
but this is the best part of motherhood.
340
00:17:03,550 --> 00:17:06,758
I need you home tomorrow by noon
to watch Miguel.
341
00:17:06,842 --> 00:17:08,550
Have fun.
342
00:17:08,633 --> 00:17:09,717
Thank you.
343
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,758
Thank you so much for having us.
344
00:17:11,842 --> 00:17:13,217
Thank you.
345
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,425
Aww.
346
00:17:14,508 --> 00:17:16,092
Thank you for feeding us.
347
00:17:16,175 --> 00:17:17,342
It was so nice meeting you.
348
00:17:17,425 --> 00:17:19,175
Aw, so nice meeting you, too.
349
00:17:19,258 --> 00:17:20,750
- I like this.
- Aww.
350
00:17:20,804 --> 00:17:22,800
Come back soon. Watch "X-Files" with us.
351
00:17:22,883 --> 00:17:24,425
The... Wait, the TV show?
352
00:17:24,508 --> 00:17:25,508
It is a work of genius,
353
00:17:25,592 --> 00:17:27,258
and I am not fucking kidding you.
354
00:17:28,617 --> 00:17:29,567
Bye.
355
00:17:29,592 --> 00:17:31,883
- Bye!
- Bye-bye.
356
00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:34,258
I'm obsessed with her.
357
00:17:34,334 --> 00:17:36,767
- She's amazing.
- I agree.
358
00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:41,416
Raise your hand if you don't
want this day to end.
359
00:17:41,508 --> 00:17:43,550
Are you raising your hand, Greta?
360
00:17:43,633 --> 00:17:44,633
Yeah.
361
00:18:07,383 --> 00:18:09,133
Do you have to tell your parents
when you get home?
362
00:18:09,217 --> 00:18:10,967
Mnh-mnh.
363
00:18:11,050 --> 00:18:12,592
Lucky.
364
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:16,842
They only really talk to me
to talk shit about each other.
365
00:18:16,925 --> 00:18:18,300
Or explain the difference
366
00:18:18,383 --> 00:18:20,883
between a separation and a divorce.
367
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:22,925
Sorry, I didn't realize.
368
00:18:23,008 --> 00:18:25,092
It's whatever.
369
00:18:27,425 --> 00:18:29,967
It's cool how you made your
bathroom into a darkroom.
370
00:18:30,050 --> 00:18:31,925
Oh. Yeah. Thank you.
371
00:18:32,008 --> 00:18:34,633
I, uh... I watched, uh, some documentary
372
00:18:34,717 --> 00:18:36,758
about these photographers in France.
373
00:18:36,842 --> 00:18:39,300
They had trunks with
a ton of outfits in them,
374
00:18:39,383 --> 00:18:41,675
and they would just have all
their cool artist friends
375
00:18:41,758 --> 00:18:45,383
dress up, and I was like,
"I'm gonna do that, too."
376
00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:50,297
Yes. My nonna used to take me
to Ye Olde Pitchur Gallery
377
00:18:50,359 --> 00:18:52,825
- at Knott's Berry Farm to do that.
- Oh?
378
00:18:52,859 --> 00:18:56,042
This is some sad Goodwill shit.
379
00:18:57,550 --> 00:18:59,050
That was my uncle's.
380
00:18:59,133 --> 00:19:00,800
He died before I was born.
381
00:19:00,883 --> 00:19:02,467
Oh.
382
00:19:02,550 --> 00:19:05,508
I'm so sorry.
383
00:19:05,592 --> 00:19:07,508
He was an artist, too.
384
00:19:07,592 --> 00:19:09,508
I mean, not... not "too."
385
00:19:09,592 --> 00:19:11,175
Yeah. Too.
386
00:19:11,258 --> 00:19:13,008
Here we go.
387
00:19:13,092 --> 00:19:16,342
Now we getting to good
Out of the Closet type shit.
388
00:19:17,508 --> 00:19:19,342
Greta, you would rock this.
389
00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:20,508
Yes.
390
00:19:20,584 --> 00:19:22,280
And this.
391
00:19:22,313 --> 00:19:24,985
- Yes. Yes!
- Yes.
392
00:19:25,047 --> 00:19:26,508
Oh, shit.
393
00:19:28,633 --> 00:19:31,133
Your uncle was gay.
394
00:19:31,217 --> 00:19:33,883
Oh, my God.
395
00:19:33,967 --> 00:19:36,383
You wear this coat so well.
396
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:38,717
Mm-hmm. I know.
397
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,508
Wow. Wow.
398
00:19:40,592 --> 00:19:43,467
Open it up for me. Yes. Yes.
399
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:45,383
What are you doing, Mormon?
400
00:19:45,467 --> 00:19:49,383
Take off your clothes or
you're gonna look bulky as fuck.
401
00:19:49,467 --> 00:19:50,883
We need clean lines.
402
00:19:50,967 --> 00:19:52,883
Let's do one on the ground.
403
00:19:52,967 --> 00:19:54,717
Get low, get low, get low.
404
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:57,175
Amazing.
405
00:19:57,258 --> 00:19:58,383
Okay.
406
00:19:58,467 --> 00:20:00,883
One facing just straight...
straight towards me.
407
00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:02,896
Oh, my God. You look so good.
408
00:20:02,943 --> 00:20:04,412
- Oh, my God.
- Wow.
409
00:20:04,490 --> 00:20:06,224
- Oh, my God.
- You look so good.
410
00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:07,800
Okay. Stand here.
411
00:20:07,883 --> 00:20:09,925
All right. Both hands on the cane,
412
00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:11,258
spread your feet a little bit.
413
00:20:11,342 --> 00:20:12,925
Power stance.
414
00:20:13,008 --> 00:20:15,092
Yes.
415
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:18,967
Iconic duo.
416
00:20:19,050 --> 00:20:21,050
You guys look so good.
417
00:20:21,133 --> 00:20:22,925
Good, good, good.
418
00:20:24,086 --> 00:20:26,383
Give me sex.
419
00:20:26,437 --> 00:20:29,092
Yes. Give me lust.
420
00:20:29,175 --> 00:20:30,982
Fuck that camera.
421
00:20:31,037 --> 00:20:33,483
- Stop it.
- Okay, sorry. Sorry.
422
00:20:33,508 --> 00:20:36,883
Look at the camera like you want
to take it to a nice dinner
423
00:20:36,967 --> 00:20:39,258
and then out to the theater,
424
00:20:39,342 --> 00:20:43,217
and then fuck it.
425
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:45,008
Here, Greta. Come over here.
426
00:20:45,092 --> 00:20:46,300
Stand on this ledge.
427
00:20:50,241 --> 00:20:51,783
Okay.
428
00:20:51,867 --> 00:20:54,813
Oh, my God. The light is so good.
429
00:20:55,741 --> 00:20:57,967
Yes, just like that.
430
00:21:04,383 --> 00:21:06,675
Yes.
431
00:21:06,758 --> 00:21:08,342
Here, use the camera.
432
00:21:08,425 --> 00:21:10,467
Yes.
433
00:21:18,758 --> 00:21:20,800
Yes.
434
00:21:20,883 --> 00:21:22,633
So good.
435
00:21:25,008 --> 00:21:25,967
Perfect.
436
00:21:39,258 --> 00:21:41,359
Yeah.
437
00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:44,467
Wow.
438
00:21:51,425 --> 00:21:52,675
Wow.
439
00:21:52,758 --> 00:21:54,342
Beautiful.
440
00:21:54,425 --> 00:21:57,842
You look so fucking cool.
441
00:21:57,925 --> 00:22:01,008
I usually hate getting my picture taken.
442
00:22:01,092 --> 00:22:03,008
Not tonight.
443
00:22:03,092 --> 00:22:04,300
Yeah.
444
00:22:04,383 --> 00:22:05,967
Not... by you.
445
00:22:10,092 --> 00:22:12,508
You guys are spending the night, right?
446
00:22:15,675 --> 00:22:17,883
Yeah, but y'all are crowding me
447
00:22:17,967 --> 00:22:21,258
with your pointy girl-asses,
so I'm taking the floor.
448
00:23:30,467 --> 00:23:33,133
Do you like this?
449
00:23:33,217 --> 00:23:34,925
Definitely.
450
00:23:41,217 --> 00:23:45,258
She shouldn't have done the milkshake.
451
00:23:53,925 --> 00:23:55,592
Should we go to sleep?
452
00:24:57,925 --> 00:24:59,342
Night, my bitches.
453
00:24:59,425 --> 00:25:01,175
- Good night.
- Good night.
454
00:25:04,092 --> 00:25:06,008
I loved today.
455
00:25:06,092 --> 00:25:07,467
Mm.
456
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,425
How'd your parents
say good night to you?
457
00:25:12,508 --> 00:25:16,050
They didn't. I just went to sleep.
458
00:25:16,133 --> 00:25:20,508
Just regular, like, my mom
would just say good night.
459
00:25:20,592 --> 00:25:25,258
My mom would take weird songs
and make them into lullabies.
460
00:25:25,342 --> 00:25:29,842
Like... "Bootylicious."
461
00:25:29,925 --> 00:25:32,217
She'd make that work.
462
00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:36,425
She could make everything work.
463
00:25:36,612 --> 00:25:38,008
So?
464
00:25:38,092 --> 00:25:39,842
What?
465
00:25:39,925 --> 00:25:42,175
You know you're gonna do it.
466
00:25:42,258 --> 00:25:44,592
I am living for Dom Greta.
467
00:25:51,883 --> 00:25:58,592
♪ He could promise the moon
and the stars above ♪
468
00:25:58,675 --> 00:26:05,300
♪ Even if he promised me the world ♪
469
00:26:05,383 --> 00:26:10,717
♪ Just remember I'm forever your girl ♪
470
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:16,133
♪ Hey, baby, could promise the world ♪
471
00:26:16,217 --> 00:26:17,550
♪ Gotta remember ♪
472
00:26:17,633 --> 00:26:20,967
♪ I'm forever your girl ♪
473
00:26:23,175 --> 00:26:25,633
I saw you.
474
00:26:27,842 --> 00:26:29,675
I saw you.
475
00:27:17,105 --> 00:27:19,065
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