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-- Subs by kinglouisxx --
for www.addic7ed.com
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All right, everybody,
let's collectively rewind
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our minds back in time...
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66 million years ago, to be precise.
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The dinosaurs are here on Earth.
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Meanwhile, up in space,
our asteroid is now hurtling
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towards the Earth,
getting hotter and hotter.
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If you were a terrestrial dinosaur,
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you'd have experienced some heat
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that is almost unimaginable...
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something like 1,200 degrees.
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At that temperature, your blood
will literally start
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to boil inside your body,
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and you will die.
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Wait. You're actually gonna sign that?
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You're actually wearing nails
that say "Pussy Power"?
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Maybe I really love cats.
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Prove it.
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You want me to show you my pussy?
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She's a comedy queen, baby!
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Um, why haven't you accepted
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my follow request on Insta?
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Okay. So I get dress-coded,
but meanwhile,
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no one does anything about
all the real fashion crimes
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against humanity
happening in this school.
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Slip-ons with socks?
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Wraparound sunglasses?
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I mean, you need to be arresting
those people
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and expelling them and making
them fly drones into their head
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so they accidentally drown.
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There we go.
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I got you.
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So, why won't you let me follow you?
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You're one away from suspension.
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And?
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Okay, okay.
That... That just pisses me off.
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'Cause we got bigger fish to fry.
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"We"? Who's "we"?
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Like "Black people"?
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Like "Black queer people"?
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What if this is the fish I want to fry?
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So I saw this, um...
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this video of you jumping off
a boat to help Nathan?
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Oh! It made it all the way to VHS.
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Be that person.
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Is this where you therapize me?
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Can I recommend a therapist?
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But you know I just want
to lie on your couch.
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You need to repaint your nails.
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So that's a no.
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Is it 'cause you got a boyfriend?
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I was a band geek in high school.
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You know, I... I loved it.
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Someone else's music,
someone else's steps,
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someone else's clothes.
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Conformity... just give me more of it.
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Literally, let me march to the
beat of someone else's drum.
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I see you, and it's like I'm...
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You are who I wish I was in high school.
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So accept my Insta request.
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You need to go now.
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See you at GSA.
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Yeah, um, actually,
I got stuff to take care of,
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so I don't think I'm gonna make it.
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Okay, then.
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We'll miss you.
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I'm the asteroid.
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You're the dinosaur.
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I love that podcast.
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The atmosphere blows up,
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and the dinosaurs go extinct
in a second.
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But, like, all the little
creatures living in the dirt
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just under the surface survive.
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So what? We're all just supposed
to hide underground
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and wait for the apocalypse?
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Like, for what?
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I'm sorry. I'm just, like,
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experiencing rejection
on multiple levels.
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You want a hit?
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No.
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It's the fucking Binary, you know?
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Yeah.
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Actually, no, I have no idea
what you're talking about.
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Yeah, this is just The Great Binary
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doing its work...
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Stay or go.
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Isolate or celebrate.
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Funyuns or Hot Cheetos.
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But this Binary keeps
wanting you to choose.
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In or out.
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So you're just like
can't stay in, so gotta be out.
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Then the Binary wins.
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Now I'm thinking about In-N-Out.
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Shit.
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My munchies are setting in.
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No, don't do it.
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That zucchini bread is nasty.
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Yeah. I dunno.
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For some reason, I'm just
really attracted to it,
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and I want to get to know it better.
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...and then you have to stand up
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and be like, "I'm Naomi.
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My pronouns are she/her,
and I'm a lesbian."
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But I'm not!
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I'm only going because
you're my best friend
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and my brother's bi.
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Shit. I don't know.
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Those are some tough
motherfuckers in there.
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If they think you're straight at all,
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they will fucking cut you.
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I only get a pass 'cause my dads,
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but it's touch-and-go,
so you have to say it.
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Wait. Are you serious?
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Bitch, I'm just messing with you!
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Oh, my God! I'm dying!
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I'm dying!
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Hey, Jack.
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Rose.
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Are you, um... Are you going in?
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No, um, I got stuff
I need to take care of.
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We need you.
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Otherwise, it's just gonna be,
like, 10 hours of Delilah
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TED-talking about trigger warnings.
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I can't save everyone
all the time, you know.
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I like your nails.
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"Posse Power."
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Um, I-I'll see you later.
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Okay, bye.
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Oh! By the way, I just found
out your grandma's white!
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Why would we take
a field trip to a wall?
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Stonewall isn't a wall.
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I can see us raising money for a trip,
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but New York might be a little tricky.
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Last year, the Young Republicans
went to Fort Lee.
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Yeah, well, they're much
better funded than we are.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Just, um, before we keep
going with, you know,
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all of that, uh...
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And I know things are changing in here,
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and, you know, new people, and...
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and you like to run things
the way you do, which is great.
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I just think it might be nice
if I were to introduce us
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to someone new with us.
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This is Luz, my star soccer player.
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Top scorer here.
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This girl really knows how to score.
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'Sup.
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So, is there anything
you'd like to share,
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Luz, that brought you here?
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Any issues, or...?
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Yeah, I'm single.
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That's an issue.
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I'd like to fix that.
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- Hit me up.
- Yeah.
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Can we go back to the trip?
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We have to do something.
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I just feel like we're all
really complacent.
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Maybe we should just do, like,
a dance or something?
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That's not a bad idea.
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Or there's gay day at Disneyland.
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Yeah, um, Disney's pretty problematic.
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It is.
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I mean, Ursula's the villain
and a drag queen lesbian.
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- That's really cool.
- Scar, lispy villain who literally says,
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"Let me practice my curtsy."
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Or "Toy Story" Ken...
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closeted gay fashionista
who's all "I am not a girl toy."
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Like, and he's saying that, like,
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literally the worst thing a boy
could be is a girl or gay.
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It's just... I don't think we
can give money to that company.
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I'm sorry. We can't.
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I kind of agree with Delilah.
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I mean, not about the Disney thing.
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I love me my Disney musicals.
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But history, yes.
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I'm on this whole thing right now
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about the history of humankind,
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and I just have to say,
we are living in a bubble.
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Like, I'm sick of all this
short-term memory.
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We're like,
"Oh, I would never let there be
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concentration camps," and, like,
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we're literally putting kids
in cages right now.
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Fuck! I don't know.
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Like, I'm all worked up,
and I don't even know why.
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But I agree with Delilah.
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Like, I don't want to sit and argue
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about who's making Rice Krispie treats
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for some shitty bake sale.
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Like, let's tell the school
they have to give us money.
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Let's go to the
Queer Motherland, San Francisco.
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Let's learn some
historical shit about ourselves.
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And from now on, let's just,
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like, get it the fuck right, okay?
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Wait. You guys...
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Ooh!
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Also, doesn't San Francisco have, like,
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that three-story H&M?
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Girl.
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Chester.
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That was perfect.
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May I?
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Yeah.
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Let's give them something to talk about.
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Okay. But they're also literally
not talking at all.
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Wait. I don't understand.
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Like, you came out,
you jumped off a boat.
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Like, nobody's saying anything?
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Yeah, no. My mom is just like, "Oh, hi.
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Everything's bueno."
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Is she gonna freak?
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Probably.
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Do you want me to stop?
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You jump, I jump, right?
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Oh, my God. No, seriously, stop.
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- No.
- Yes.
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Please hit an iceberg.
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Oh, my God. We should do the thing.
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- What thing?
- We're doing the thing.
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- "The thing."
- Come on.
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Okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay.
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Close your eyes.
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Do you trust me?
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Now open your eyes.
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Literally posting this for the world.
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Megan!
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- It's Lindsay.
- Oh.
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I know who you are, Lindsay.
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We're on that thingy together.
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Oh. How's it going?
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Things are good.
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Good. I'm so glad.
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So glad.
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It's just, I know
how kids are... mean...
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so I wanted to check in on you.
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Oh, thanks. I so appreciate that.
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Do I know what you're talking about?
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I'm sorry.
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I'm incredibly confused.
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What is your kid's name again?
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- Ella.
- Ella Michaels. Right.
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I was confusing her with the Ella
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who got caught selling her parents' pot.
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She was barely making a profit.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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That was your Ella.
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Oh, God.
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Ella felt just sick
about that video of Nathan.
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Ohh.
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Oh, my God.
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Literally posting this for the world.
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She's a birdy.
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Yes! Oh, my gosh! You're making me fall!
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Sorry. What's this for?
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Snacks. For the meeting next week.
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We still need gluten-free cookies
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or anything vegan/sugar-free!
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You know what? I am not busting my fanny
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making vegan/sugar-free
desserts for 20 people.
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Seriously.
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Whatever happened to just cookies?
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Well, Megan, we do already have
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quite a few different types of cookies.
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Great. Then that should be enough.
264
00:14:48,908 --> 00:14:53,033
You now, there was a day when
people were happy with cookies.
265
00:14:53,117 --> 00:14:57,408
Now it's all...
"Oh, no, I identify as a...
266
00:14:57,491 --> 00:15:03,282
sugar-hating fake celiac-person"
or whatever.
267
00:15:03,366 --> 00:15:04,699
You know what? You don't want cookies?
268
00:15:04,783 --> 00:15:06,700
- Have a carrot.
- Melissa's bringing carrots.
269
00:15:06,783 --> 00:15:08,617
Oh! Well, you know what?
270
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:11,575
Someone might not identify
as an orange carrot eater,
271
00:15:11,658 --> 00:15:15,575
so you should bring some white
carrots and some red carrots.
272
00:15:15,658 --> 00:15:16,867
Right?
273
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:19,617
So tedious.
274
00:15:19,642 --> 00:15:20,709
"Pay attention to me!
275
00:15:20,734 --> 00:15:23,859
Special allergic person me!
276
00:15:23,950 --> 00:15:27,408
"I identify as..."
277
00:15:27,492 --> 00:15:29,075
I'm sorry, but...
278
00:15:29,158 --> 00:15:32,992
there was a time
when people were just normal.
279
00:15:33,075 --> 00:15:34,867
You know? Just...
280
00:15:39,075 --> 00:15:40,408
Hon?
281
00:15:42,197 --> 00:15:43,743
Fuck.
282
00:16:00,533 --> 00:16:02,825
Ow.
283
00:16:02,908 --> 00:16:05,033
Damn it!
284
00:16:21,867 --> 00:16:23,533
Can you not glue my finger?
285
00:16:23,617 --> 00:16:25,367
I'm not, and you're welcome.
286
00:16:25,450 --> 00:16:28,034
Okay, yeah.
But you see, it's on my skin...
287
00:16:28,059 --> 00:16:29,575
Mom!
288
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:33,617
Did you see that, um...
289
00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:35,700
- video loop thing?
- Of Nathan?
290
00:16:35,783 --> 00:16:36,867
Yeah, everyone saw it.
291
00:16:36,950 --> 00:16:38,033
Oh, I see.
292
00:16:38,124 --> 00:16:40,068
- So everyone knows?
- What do you mean?
293
00:16:40,093 --> 00:16:42,275
There were a gazillion people there.
294
00:16:42,367 --> 00:16:43,867
I think they all understood, though,
295
00:16:43,950 --> 00:16:48,283
that it was just
a silly joke nothing-thing.
296
00:16:48,367 --> 00:16:50,700
- Right?
- He's a mess, okay?
297
00:16:50,783 --> 00:16:51,950
And a total attention whore.
298
00:16:52,033 --> 00:16:54,075
Yes! That's my whole point.
299
00:16:54,158 --> 00:16:56,242
But it's not like he was making it up,
300
00:16:56,325 --> 00:16:58,033
and it's not that big of a deal.
301
00:16:58,117 --> 00:17:01,408
I mean, I guess you think
he's going to hell or whatever,
302
00:17:01,492 --> 00:17:02,658
but I just think he has,
303
00:17:02,742 --> 00:17:05,575
like, character problems
and moral issues.
304
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:08,908
- Yeah.
- And can be selfish.
305
00:17:08,999 --> 00:17:11,266
But I think he's just freaked out a bit,
306
00:17:11,314 --> 00:17:13,450
and I think it's weird
you don't talk to him.
307
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,242
He knows where I stand.
308
00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:16,408
Yeah. Okay.
309
00:17:16,492 --> 00:17:17,408
You do you.
310
00:17:17,492 --> 00:17:18,533
Oh, you know what?
311
00:17:18,617 --> 00:17:20,658
I really hate that expression.
312
00:17:20,742 --> 00:17:24,450
"You do you"?
I don't even know what that means.
313
00:17:24,533 --> 00:17:27,783
I'm just asking you
to keep me in the loop.
314
00:17:27,867 --> 00:17:29,158
You know, with your brother.
315
00:17:29,242 --> 00:17:30,742
Yeah, not gonna do that.
316
00:17:30,825 --> 00:17:32,283
- Talk to him.
- Wha...
317
00:17:32,367 --> 00:17:34,158
You're welcome for the nail.
318
00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:40,658
- Hey, hey!
- You guys!
319
00:17:40,742 --> 00:17:43,099
What a surprise! It's not frosé night!
320
00:17:43,124 --> 00:17:45,533
Well, Thursday's too far away,
and Mama needed her cocktail.
321
00:17:45,617 --> 00:17:46,825
I am loving this tropical print.
322
00:17:46,908 --> 00:17:48,950
Hello, Malibu Megan!
323
00:17:49,033 --> 00:17:50,158
Nice manners!
324
00:17:50,242 --> 00:17:52,617
You make us so proud!
325
00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:53,783
- Go on back.
- Sorry.
326
00:17:53,867 --> 00:17:56,450
Go.
327
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:59,200
What? I just thought it'd be
nice to blow off a little steam
328
00:17:59,283 --> 00:18:01,450
with the boys.
329
00:18:01,533 --> 00:18:04,117
I am giving up on him.
330
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,825
I am.
331
00:18:05,908 --> 00:18:07,492
I am giving up on Brad Pitt.
332
00:18:07,575 --> 00:18:09,658
That "12 Monkeys" thing.
333
00:18:09,742 --> 00:18:11,992
And "The Trees of Life"?
334
00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:14,458
And the Fighting Club?
335
00:18:14,533 --> 00:18:16,658
They're all just so confusing.
336
00:18:16,742 --> 00:18:19,825
Why is Edward Norton punching himself?
337
00:18:19,908 --> 00:18:22,617
I just... I'm sorry, Brad.
338
00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:25,450
Just please take off your shirt
and shut up.
339
00:18:25,533 --> 00:18:27,700
You don't have to prove you're smart
340
00:18:27,783 --> 00:18:30,158
by being in movies
normal people can't understand.
341
00:18:30,242 --> 00:18:31,825
Well, in what context
did you watch them?
342
00:18:31,908 --> 00:18:33,158
What do you mean?
343
00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:34,450
I just mean, some films you have
to give your full
344
00:18:34,533 --> 00:18:36,158
and undivided attention to.
345
00:18:36,242 --> 00:18:38,450
And if you're talking
through them, you know,
346
00:18:38,533 --> 00:18:40,033
it's kind of hard.
347
00:18:40,117 --> 00:18:41,408
Like "Inception."
348
00:18:41,492 --> 00:18:44,242
Well, be interesting,
and I won't talk through you.
349
00:18:44,325 --> 00:18:46,158
Okay?
350
00:18:46,242 --> 00:18:47,867
Who wants more?
351
00:18:47,950 --> 00:18:50,200
- Come on.
- Thanks.
352
00:18:50,283 --> 00:18:51,367
How's Nathan?
353
00:18:51,450 --> 00:18:53,367
He's good!
354
00:18:53,450 --> 00:18:54,742
Well, we're...
355
00:18:54,825 --> 00:18:56,825
a little bit worried.
356
00:18:59,783 --> 00:19:01,095
What? Come on, honey.
357
00:19:01,142 --> 00:19:02,775
- It's Patrick and Joe.
- I know!
358
00:19:02,867 --> 00:19:04,117
But just what...
359
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:07,575
What is there to talk about?
360
00:19:07,658 --> 00:19:09,283
It's just a lot of change.
361
00:19:09,367 --> 00:19:11,367
You know?
362
00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:13,450
And I have those apps, you know?
363
00:19:13,533 --> 00:19:16,492
I meditate. I get it.
364
00:19:16,575 --> 00:19:20,783
The only thing that's permanent
is impermanence and...
365
00:19:20,867 --> 00:19:21,992
Namaste.
366
00:19:22,075 --> 00:19:24,867
Savasana, whatever.
367
00:19:24,950 --> 00:19:26,783
I don't know. It's just a lot.
368
00:19:26,867 --> 00:19:28,992
Which is why, at the end of the day,
369
00:19:29,075 --> 00:19:32,408
I just want Brad Pitt
to take off his shirt
370
00:19:32,492 --> 00:19:35,533
and stop making me have to think.
371
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:40,402
Look, the Nathan thing,
it's just a little confusing, you know?
372
00:19:40,435 --> 00:19:42,105
Generally, bi is confusing.
373
00:19:42,130 --> 00:19:43,783
It's really not confusing.
374
00:19:43,867 --> 00:19:46,335
"Inception" is confusing.
375
00:19:46,382 --> 00:19:47,593
- Honey, I find it...
- Who wants more?
376
00:19:47,624 --> 00:19:50,234
- I find it a little confusing.
- It's not.
377
00:19:50,325 --> 00:19:51,867
Want more?
378
00:19:56,658 --> 00:20:00,783
I have learned a lot, actually, online.
379
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:01,950
Yeah.
380
00:20:02,033 --> 00:20:04,450
Some of it's a little bit too much.
381
00:20:04,533 --> 00:20:09,742
I mean, did I need to know
there is an entire category
382
00:20:09,825 --> 00:20:13,033
for "Bisexual Cuckold Porn"?
383
00:20:13,117 --> 00:20:16,492
What? No!
384
00:20:16,575 --> 00:20:20,783
But... I don't know... it is...
it's all about choices.
385
00:20:20,867 --> 00:20:22,283
Right? And...
386
00:20:22,367 --> 00:20:26,200
And our job is to make sure
that Nathan chooses well.
387
00:20:26,275 --> 00:20:28,609
- May I speak frankly?
- Mm, not too frankly.
388
00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:30,158
Okay.
389
00:20:30,242 --> 00:20:31,658
Bisexuality can be confusing.
390
00:20:31,742 --> 00:20:33,658
But it doesn't mean
that they're, you know,
391
00:20:33,742 --> 00:20:36,492
cheating all the time
or having a bunch of threesomes
392
00:20:36,575 --> 00:20:38,408
or sleeping with everything that moves.
393
00:20:38,492 --> 00:20:39,992
And I get it, because one of the things
394
00:20:40,075 --> 00:20:41,533
that makes it so confusing
395
00:20:41,617 --> 00:20:46,158
is that literally every gay man
came out as bi first.
396
00:20:46,242 --> 00:20:47,450
I mean, I said I was bi,
397
00:20:47,533 --> 00:20:49,950
and I was gayer than
a straight guy in a musical.
398
00:20:50,033 --> 00:20:51,117
Wait.
399
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:55,075
I starred in all my college musicals.
400
00:20:55,158 --> 00:20:58,075
Now, I'm not saying Nathan
is using bi as an excuse.
401
00:20:58,158 --> 00:20:59,075
He's not.
402
00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:00,492
He's not.
403
00:21:00,575 --> 00:21:02,158
I mean, come...
404
00:21:02,242 --> 00:21:05,283
I have a feeling that Nathan
likes a little drama.
405
00:21:05,367 --> 00:21:06,783
They all do.
406
00:21:06,867 --> 00:21:08,992
They all like to say, "I'm this today,"
407
00:21:09,075 --> 00:21:11,117
or, "Today I'm that," you know?
408
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,950
And to have all their friends
comment and...
409
00:21:14,033 --> 00:21:16,492
put likes on their posts and whatnot.
410
00:21:16,575 --> 00:21:20,200
But half the time, they don't
even know what the words mean.
411
00:21:20,283 --> 00:21:24,492
My point is that I know my son.
412
00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:27,117
And I know what will make him happy.
413
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:30,033
Right? And that is all
that I want for him.
414
00:21:30,117 --> 00:21:32,450
It's his happiness.
415
00:21:32,533 --> 00:21:34,492
With a woman.
416
00:21:45,367 --> 00:21:46,867
Motherfucker!
417
00:21:55,825 --> 00:21:57,200
Hon?
418
00:21:57,283 --> 00:21:58,617
God... It's broken.
419
00:21:58,700 --> 00:22:01,492
It's just a... bottle of red.
420
00:22:08,158 --> 00:22:14,950
♪ I'm sittin' on top of the world ♪
421
00:22:15,025 --> 00:22:19,531
♪ I've got the most wonderful girl ♪
422
00:22:26,117 --> 00:22:28,575
...it's all about choices.
423
00:22:28,658 --> 00:22:29,992
Right? And...
424
00:22:30,075 --> 00:22:33,950
And our job is to make sure
that Nathan chooses well.
425
00:22:34,033 --> 00:22:36,322
- May I speak frankly?
- Mm, not too frankly.
426
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:37,825
Okay.
427
00:22:37,915 --> 00:22:39,332
Bisexuality can be confusing.
428
00:22:39,408 --> 00:22:41,367
But it doesn't mean
that they're, you know,
429
00:22:41,450 --> 00:22:44,200
cheating all the time
or having a bunch of threesomes
430
00:22:44,283 --> 00:22:46,325
or sleeping with everything that moves.
431
00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:48,075
And I get it, because one of the things
432
00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:49,658
that makes it so confusing
433
00:22:49,742 --> 00:22:54,242
is that literally every gay man
came out as bi first.
434
00:22:54,325 --> 00:22:55,700
I mean, I said I was bi,
435
00:22:55,783 --> 00:22:57,867
and I was gayer than
a straight guy in a musical.
436
00:22:57,950 --> 00:22:59,117
Wait.
437
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:01,908
I starred in all my college musicals.
438
00:23:01,992 --> 00:23:04,992
Now, I'm not saying
Nathan is using bi as an excuse.
439
00:23:05,075 --> 00:23:06,867
He's not. He's not.
440
00:23:06,950 --> 00:23:09,658
I have a feeling that Nathan
likes a little drama.
441
00:23:09,742 --> 00:23:10,867
They all do.
442
00:23:10,950 --> 00:23:12,950
They all like to say, "I'm this today,"
443
00:23:13,033 --> 00:23:15,075
or, "Today I'm that," you know?
444
00:23:15,158 --> 00:23:17,908
And to have all their friends
comment and...
445
00:23:17,984 --> 00:23:20,671
put likes on their posts and whatnot.
446
00:23:20,718 --> 00:23:24,200
But half the time, they don't
even know what the words mean.
447
00:23:24,283 --> 00:23:28,450
My point is that I know my son.
448
00:23:28,533 --> 00:23:31,075
And I know what will make him happy.
449
00:23:31,158 --> 00:23:33,742
Right? And that is all
that I want for him.
450
00:23:33,825 --> 00:23:35,783
It's his happiness.
451
00:23:35,867 --> 00:23:37,408
With a woman.
452
00:23:48,950 --> 00:23:50,117
She's gross.
453
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:51,950
She's the grossest thing I've ever seen.
454
00:23:52,033 --> 00:23:54,033
Oh. Finally.
455
00:23:54,062 --> 00:23:56,645
- Hey.
- Mm.
456
00:23:59,033 --> 00:24:01,283
Gets the job done, okay?
457
00:24:01,367 --> 00:24:04,283
Oh.
458
00:24:04,367 --> 00:24:06,242
Mmm.
459
00:24:06,325 --> 00:24:08,825
That's actually pretty good.
460
00:24:08,908 --> 00:24:10,825
- Who did your nails?
- Chester.
461
00:24:10,908 --> 00:24:12,450
Oh, stop. It's nothing.
462
00:24:12,540 --> 00:24:15,082
If a man jumps in the water
for me and paints my nails,
463
00:24:15,158 --> 00:24:17,533
then he is, for sure, thirsty for me.
464
00:24:17,617 --> 00:24:18,700
No, it's the opposite.
465
00:24:18,783 --> 00:24:20,075
He's so not into me, he's just like,
466
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,825
"Oh, let me save
this poor drowning puppy."
467
00:24:22,908 --> 00:24:24,283
Hey.
468
00:24:24,367 --> 00:24:26,158
You're good.
469
00:24:28,950 --> 00:24:30,575
Why couldn't you have just gotten wine?
470
00:24:30,658 --> 00:24:31,867
They'd notice.
471
00:24:31,950 --> 00:24:33,533
And you try measuring booze
while your parents
472
00:24:33,617 --> 00:24:34,867
discuss your sex life.
473
00:24:34,950 --> 00:24:37,617
My dads think you're definitely gay.
474
00:24:37,700 --> 00:24:39,325
But that's just them.
475
00:24:39,408 --> 00:24:40,908
I told them I didn't get gay vibes.
476
00:24:40,992 --> 00:24:42,575
Oh, my God. You guys are so weird.
477
00:24:42,658 --> 00:24:43,783
What did you tell them?
478
00:24:43,867 --> 00:24:45,429
I told them that we kissed.
479
00:24:45,491 --> 00:24:47,442
- Ugh.
- Why?
480
00:24:47,533 --> 00:24:48,779
I told them I liked it.
481
00:24:48,812 --> 00:24:50,125
Oh, my God.
482
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:51,783
And they were like,
"Don't get hurt, babydoll,"
483
00:24:51,867 --> 00:24:53,117
'cause they think you're just using me
484
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,658
to pretend you're not gay.
485
00:24:54,742 --> 00:24:55,908
But really I think it's because
486
00:24:55,992 --> 00:24:57,533
they had a shitshow with their third,
487
00:24:57,617 --> 00:25:01,867
so they're just very anti-
anything romantic right now.
488
00:25:01,950 --> 00:25:03,658
I wasn't using you.
489
00:25:03,742 --> 00:25:06,117
Oh, I know.
490
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:07,908
Uh, I'm just gonna get something.
491
00:25:16,367 --> 00:25:17,783
I'll be right back.
492
00:25:30,658 --> 00:25:32,325
Wait. Do you enthusiastically consent?
493
00:25:32,408 --> 00:25:34,575
I just put your hand on my tit.
494
00:25:40,492 --> 00:25:44,783
Oh, shit. Naomi's upset.
495
00:25:44,867 --> 00:25:46,367
I'm sorry. It's just me and her,
496
00:25:46,450 --> 00:25:48,117
we're finally, like...
497
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,367
- No, I get it.
- But I loved it.
498
00:25:50,450 --> 00:25:52,117
And, um...
499
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:54,575
thank you.
500
00:25:54,658 --> 00:25:58,158
Arianna! We're going!
501
00:25:58,242 --> 00:25:59,950
Arianna!
502
00:26:11,367 --> 00:26:14,908
Your lips just make me want
to put my fingers in your mouth.
503
00:26:17,533 --> 00:26:19,450
Arianna, we're going!
504
00:26:29,242 --> 00:26:31,033
Naomi?
505
00:26:51,867 --> 00:26:54,450
Look, I-I don't really have
anything too good to say,
506
00:26:54,533 --> 00:26:56,283
but, um...
507
00:26:58,742 --> 00:26:59,950
I don't know. It's... It's weird.
508
00:27:00,033 --> 00:27:01,783
It's, like, when someone likes me,
509
00:27:01,867 --> 00:27:04,325
I-I kind of can't believe it.
510
00:27:06,617 --> 00:27:08,408
Well...
511
00:27:11,700 --> 00:27:14,825
You know that Boomerang of me?
512
00:27:14,908 --> 00:27:17,992
I feel like that's just like who I am.
513
00:27:18,075 --> 00:27:20,867
Doing the same stupid
shitty thing over and over,
514
00:27:20,950 --> 00:27:23,658
and I'm just watching myself,
like, "Don't do that."
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