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[Whispering]
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Happy birthday, son.
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Here! They were your fathers.
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Hey.
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Hey, these aren't ordinary dice.
They're very special.
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Watch.
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Numbers 1, 2, or 3 means you
can sit there and keep sulking,
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but numbers 4, 5, and 6 means you
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have to forget about all your so-called friends
and make the most of the party. Agreed?
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Agreed?
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Good.
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Here we go.
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It's settled!
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You don't have any say in the matter.
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YOUNG ROLAND: 5.
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You go first.
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Get on the raft.
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No.
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I said get on the raft, Matthew.
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Come on, Matthew boy, it's easy.
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- No!
- Мom!
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Help!
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Mom!
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Matthew! Hang on, boy!
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Hang on!
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Help!
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Stay calm, I'm nearly there, sweetheart.
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- Give me your hand!
- Help!
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Come on, Matthew! Give me your hand!
Give me your hand, boy!
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Got you.
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Hold on!
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Hold on, Matthew! Hold on
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[screams]
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No!
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No!
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Matthew!
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Hey, you guys, dinner's ready!
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Hello?
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- What are they doing out there?
- They're playing with their toy soldiers.
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- Cute, huh?
- They're a bit old for soldiers, aren't they?
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Well, I thought dragging Jonathan down the aisle
might knock it out of him.
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It did for a while,
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but recently...
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the best man's had other ideas!
And I've been happily married to the two of them ever since.
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JONATHAN WHEATS: Up here, we have the outliers,
Down here we have the bad guys, the French..
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And when the sun goes down, the bad guys
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are going to sneak up towards the big guys
and kick the living daylights out of them.
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French divisional assault
on the Pratzen Heights,
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Austerlitz, December the 2nd 1805.
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December 2nd 1805?
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I can't believe you still
remember this garbage.
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Well, I remember when this garbage
used to take up most of our weekends.
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The old times have changed. Now I've got
more important things on my mind.
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Like what?
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Like Mary.
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No.
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- Michelle?
- No.
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Melissa?
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Margaret?
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You are turning into
one big walking hormone.
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You know I can have her
off the property by midnight.
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You want to bet?
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No, no, I think you're taking on
a huge responsibility.
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It's a specialized job that requires
a very special person, Mary.
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My name is Margaret.
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Margaret.
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Sorry.
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What is he doing here?
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- Doesn't he ever give up?
- He's just spinning the ball around the park.
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God. He was on first base by the
appetizer and second base, by the time we got to the potatoes.
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If he gets to dessert, he'll
think he's on a home run.
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We'll see about that.
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- You haven't heard the worst of it.
- What?
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She didn't drive.
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Oh god.
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Michael, I still say this is the dumbest game
you have ever come up with.
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Beats bridge.
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I've played this
naked with baby oil.
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- Really?
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OK, OK, it's my go.
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Left hand green, left
hand green, left hand green!
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- Left hand green!
- Yes!
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- I'm going to go.
- Jonathan!
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Thanks for a great evening!
Wish we didn't have to go.
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- Well then, don't! Stay for another couple of drinks.
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Oh, no, no, no. It's almost midnight and
I've got a big day tomorrow. Bye.
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There you go.
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- Are you sure you don't mind driving her home, Michael?
- Not at all.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
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If you two aren't doing anything on the 26th,
I have two tickets to "La boheme" that I can't use.
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- "La boheme?"
- Oh, you've got to be joking.
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- You shut up!
- I won them at an agency raffle.
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- So how about it?
- Thank you! We'd love them!
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Good.
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Bye!
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- What's "La boheme?"
- It's a musical.
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Ah shit!
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Hello?
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Baby, it's only me.
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Hi. Listen, can you hold on? I'll be right back.
I'm having a small problem.
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OK, guys. Cool it!
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One elephant.
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Two elephants.
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Three elephants...
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Hello?
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Hello?
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PA: Ladies and gentlemen, this
evening's performance of "La boheme" is about to begin.
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Would you please take your seats?
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When it rains, it pours.
Right, Mrs. Waterson?
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Damn.
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Damn, damn!
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Damn, damn!
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God damn you, Jonathan, when are we going
to get a new roof?
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Hi, it's Jonathan.
I'm at the opera house. Where are you?
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Oh, no!
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No, no!
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Surprise!
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Jesus Beth, can't you take a joke...
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ROLAND COPPING: Yes?
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Oh, fine.
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Thank you very much.
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Good bye.
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JUDGE: There's no doubt in my mind, Mrs. Wheats,
that you considered your life to be at risk.
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And in extreme conditions, you acted
with resourcefulness and courage.
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I only hope that the scars that you and your husband
now possess will heal as quickly as possible.
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It is my opinion that the deceased was a tragic victim of his own misguided judgement.
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And it will be my recommendation that no charges
be laid against Elizabeth Mary Wheats
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by the Department of
Public Prosecutions.
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And it is the finding of this inquest, that death occurred by accident.
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You may stand down.
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Jonathan!
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Don't worry, I'll get it.
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Yes?
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- Mrs. Wheats?
- Yes.
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Roland Copping, Carton Insurance.
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Oh, yes, please.
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Please come in.
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My husbands' out back in the study.
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BETH: Jonathan!
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Sweetheart!
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- I'm busy, Beth!
BETH: The
insurance man is here!
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All right, I'm coming.
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Therapy?
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Well, I guess you could call it that.
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Do you mind if I, uh...
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- Hello. Jonathan Wheats.
- Roland Copping, Carton Insurance.
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Oh, I'm sorry. It's the painting.
It reminds me of my childhood.
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- Would you like to come into the lounge room and we can...
- Certainly. Absolutely.
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Ah, little soldiers.
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You know, I never really had
much time for them myself. But emm...
They don't really do much, do they?
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They just sort of...
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stand there.
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Can I get you a drink? Beer, wine...
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whiskey?
- Coke.
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- I think we can handle that.
- Splendid.
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Smells new.
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Yes, it is.
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Well, I'll try not to take up too much
of your time, Mr. Wheats.
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It's about your claims.
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One for property
damage, one for theft.
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Damage: one sofa, video recorder,
CD player, lampshades...
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Carpets, table, two broken cabinets.
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Theft:
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One set of
solid silver cutlery.
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- The only thing stolen?
- Yes.
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What a shame. They're really
fine-looking pieces, too.
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- Victorian?
- They're Georgian. They're our family heirloom.
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Thief with taste, eh?
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Well, that's a rare thing these days.
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So is this the room
where the guy, you know, got the...
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Yes.
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Mr. Copping, the guy was a really good
friend of ours, so I'd prefer not to discuss
the subject in front of my wife.
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It's been six months and our lives are
just starting to get back to normal, so...
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Understood.
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- Please.
- Mum's the word. Mum's the word.
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Thank you.
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Well...
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Everything seems to be in order.
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The police have got their hands full, of course,
trying to trace the missing cutlery
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and whoever was driving the getaway car. But...
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To be quite honest, I don't reckon there's
much chance of you seeing either of them again,
which is...
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a bit of a shame, really.
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Would you like to see anything else?
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No, no, no. I've taken up too much
of your time already, Mr. Wheats.
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I'll just get straight home
and start processing the claim.
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- Which should take how long, Mr. Copping?
- Oh, if all goes well, maybe two, three weeks.
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So we'll be seeing you again?
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Most definitely.
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- Well, would you like my card, just in case?
- No, that's OK. I've got that.
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Of course, if you've got any other questions,
you can always call me at home on this number.
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- Fine. No problem.
- Excellent. Well, goodnight.
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Oh, thanks for the Coke.
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Hi.
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What are you doing?
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Remembering.
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Hi!
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Sorry I'm late.
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Beth?
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Come into the dining room.
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What?
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Come over here and sit down.
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What are you doing?
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- Sit.
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- What's going on?
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Fun.
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Remember when we used to have fun?
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- Oh really?
- And I have an even bigger surprise.
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Why do you want to do this?
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Because Michael would have.
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It's been seven months, Jonathan,
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and it's time we let it go.
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So let's do it with a bang. Let's do something
he'd be proud of.
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For one night in our lives,
let's think with out dicks.
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Shit!
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Good evening, Jonathan.
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Hello, Beth. Sorry about the hour.
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- I hope I'm not interrupting anything.
- No, not at all.
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I actually need to run a few details
pass Beth, if that's all right.
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At 10 o'clock at night?
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No Mr. Copping, to be perfectly
honest, that's not all right.
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Don't you think business hours would be
a better time to discuss details?
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I am interrupting something, aren't I?
Um, well, look, if you could just
spare me a couple of minutes,
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I could get rid of these questions and I'll
probably be out of your hair for good.
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I don't think I have anything to say that
I haven't said 100 times already.
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If you have any questions,
I suggest you read the police report.
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- I think I'll come back tomorrow.
- That's a good idea.
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Oh, for God's sake!
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No. Let's just get this over with.
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Thank you.
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Shouldn't be just a couple of minutes.
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Now about this accomplice.
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When approximately did you hear the
getaway car driving off?
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I mean, what time?
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I don't remember exactly.
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It was the neighbor's who reported that.
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I was too busy trying to get to the opera.
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So we'll assume whoever this... mystery
accomplice was saw you go inside,
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waited around in the hope that
Michael would get wise and come out,
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heard the first scream and then
just took off?
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No I recall it took off just
after I entered the front door.
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- I can't tell you the exact time.
- You do remember now?
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- No, I don't remember.
- So do you recall?
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I...
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- I don't know why you're...
- Well, what do I take as fact, Beth,
recall or remember?
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- Did you identify a driver?
- No! Mr. Copping, please!
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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It's an old habit I picked up from my father.
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He was a war hero, you know.
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This was grand-dad's.
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It's very old.
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00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,312
You see how they shine?
252
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:33,073
It's always said that in the right hands
they would become transparent,
253
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,391
the numbers would just melt together.
254
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:39,911
They can do wonderful things.
255
00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:42,439
Mr. Copping...
256
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:44,355
What are you talking about?
257
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:47,755
My dice.
258
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,232
Well, they're very nice dice, but...
259
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:53,274
I don't see what relevance they have
to your being here.
260
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:55,629
What relevance.
261
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:01,876
1 to 3 says we continue our discussion now...
262
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,838
...4 to 6 says I return tomorrow.
263
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:17,113
Very well, Mr. Wheats, I shall return tomorrow.
264
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:20,039
- I'll make sure I'm in.
- Now just hold on a minute!
265
00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:22,759
Goodness me, look at the time!
Doesn't it fly when you're having fun?
266
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:25,673
Mr. Copping, if you have any questions,
I'd suggest you ask them now.
267
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:26,670
Right.
268
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:29,390
What, have either of
you seen this fork before?
269
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:31,989
Yes, it's ours.
270
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,477
I mean, it looks like ours.
271
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:41,078
- Where did you get this?
- These things turn up.
272
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:42,789
Jonathan?
273
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:49,679
Well, I'll leave it with you, shall I?
Till morning, when I return for the search.
274
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,672
- What?
- Well, new evidence requires a
new search, Beth - boring, I know.
275
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:57,390
But it is standard
company policy, I can assure you.
Don't worry, I'll see myself out.
276
00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:58,629
Good night!
277
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,912
Well, at least we know what
happened to Rosemary's baby.
278
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:06,956
What the hell is going on around here?
279
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,879
The guy was here to assess the damage
to the table,not to play Yahtzee on it.
280
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:14,637
Jesus Christ!
281
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:19,156
If you think I'm going to let that
nutcase tear apart my house, then...
282
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:28,278
Sorry, Beth, but that eye was
going to bother me all...
283
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:30,196
...night.
284
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:35,309
Good night, again.
285
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:45,994
Goddamn it!
286
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:48,117
Don't you dare walk out on this!
287
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:52,394
Jonathan, you get your ass back in here!
288
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:54,915
One elephant!
289
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:56,589
Two elephants!
290
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,913
Three goddamn elephants!
291
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:45,631
Do you mind? I'm creating.
292
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:54,874
You know, we spent all morning
at school today making these cities
out of egg cartons.
293
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:09,710
I didn't know what to say then. So I said,
well, maybe one or two trees grow
294
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,997
and then Edward decided to tell them
the truth about Christmas.
295
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:21,050
And that they couldn't grow any trees
because of the yellow goop, anyway.
And I said, well, what happens at Christmas time?
296
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,594
This is why I was asking him
what the matter was.
297
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,554
And I saw in the corner little Jack looking...
298
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:38,829
Jonathan?
299
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:12,114
Hi, there.
300
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:20,390
I'm sorry.
301
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:26,435
It's just that man gives me the creeps.
302
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,189
Come here.
303
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:47,589
I'll get it.
304
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,757
Waky-waky, Beth! Rise and shine.
305
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:00,236
Jonathan, top of the morning to you.
306
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:02,515
You're early.
307
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:04,435
You're late.
308
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:06,235
Oh Christ!
309
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:09,313
Just let me have a shower and you
can unleash the sniffer dogs.
310
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:13,791
That won't be necessary. I have decided
to approve your claim immediately.
311
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:18,275
That's great.
312
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:19,835
How come?
313
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:21,948
Simple, really.
314
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:24,191
Just retracing the steps.
315
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:28,518
Michael Allen, he breaks into his
best friend's house, and having
316
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:33,355
just removed the first load of goods,
he finds himself trapped inside by the...
317
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:38,791
unexpected arrival of the now missing
cutlery's owner, Mrs. Beth Wheats.
318
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:46,516
Realizing that the game's up,
he decides on a bit of fun.
319
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:48,513
So wielding the old
320
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,633
Sunday roast carver,
321
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:54,438
he takes the joke a little
bit too far, as usual.
322
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,277
His reward - oh dear!
323
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:02,316
A six inch crossbow bolt
right through the heart.
324
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:08,839
And the mystery accomplice does not
speed off into the night with the goods.
325
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:12,192
What are you talking about?
326
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:16,031
Well, the mystery accomplice stands
patiently outside the opera house,
327
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:18,954
awaiting the arrival of his
faithful wife.
328
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,231
- What?
- What are you insinuating?
329
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:25,198
I'm not insinuating anything, Johnny
old boy. I'm stating a fact.
330
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:27,917
Your husband, Mrs. Wheats,
331
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,159
is the mystery accomplice.
332
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:37,475
Get out!
333
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,196
Let's not get overexcited here,
Johnny boy.
334
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:45,076
- Let's discuss this like gentlemen.
- Get out.
335
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,152
Don't make things any worse for yourself.
336
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:48,589
I dropped my...
337
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:50,876
Out!
338
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:53,399
You forgot this.
339
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:56,639
Well, goody.
340
00:31:58,400 --> 00:31:59,515
I'll swap you.
341
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:10,434
The fork I gave you last night
was a very good copy.
342
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:12,155
This one, though,
343
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:13,995
is for real.
344
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:19,271
You shouldn't have checked
your hiding spot, Jonathan.
345
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:21,350
What?
346
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,189
Jonathan?
347
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:52,356
What the hell is going on?
348
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:02,839
Talk to me!
349
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:17,628
Close the door.
350
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:40,309
Jonathan?
351
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:07,390
Oh, no!
352
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:22,232
It was so simple.
353
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:30,033
You spend half your life
drowning in interest rates,
354
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:35,195
dishing out stupid premiums and
up-to-you hilton mortgages.
355
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:41,594
Then one day you come home
after going out to dinner.
356
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:44,558
Your house has been stripped, and
whamo, you can buy the new car.
357
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:47,555
It's simple.
358
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:50,713
Everybody does it.
359
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:53,672
Nothing could go wrong.
360
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,358
Except you coming home.
361
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:12,238
If it was all so goddamn simple,
why didn't you just tell me?
362
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:13,469
How many...
363
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:19,990
Look, I didn't have a choice.
He started putting words
in my mouth - insurance claim,
364
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:23,355
the accomplice, the getaway car.
365
00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:25,832
I mean, what... what getaway car?
366
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:36,712
I didn't know what to say so
I didn't say anything at all.
367
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:44,472
I understand why you and Michael did it.
368
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,873
I understand why you played along.
369
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:57,433
But I don't understand
why you didn't tell me.
370
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:05,677
Well, what difference does it make now?
371
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,268
Whether it's fraud or perjury
or manslaughter,
372
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,353
I'm going to go to jail.
373
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,349
Call him.
374
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:57,236
Let's hear what he has to say.
375
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,593
- Ronald Copping.
- Hello, it's Jonathan Wheats.
376
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:34,911
- Yes, Jonathan.
- I think we have to talk.
Would you liketo come to my house?
377
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:38,356
- Oh, I'd love to. Shall we say 10:00 AM?
- That'll be fine.
378
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:40,911
- Excellent. Well, I'll see you then.
379
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:48,997
OK, Cesar, 1 to 3 says they'll play.
380
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:02,992
2, 3, 4, 5.
381
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:06,718
I think I'll have another hotel on Mayfair,
382
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:10,400
and just a little bit of cash
for the decorating.
383
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:14,473
Come on, Beth. Your go.
384
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:20,839
Your go, Beth.
385
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:34,590
5.
386
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:37,472
1, 2, 3, 4...
387
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:38,955
Oh, dear!
388
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:44,636
Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 pounds.
Go directly to jail.
389
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:48,193
What do you want?
390
00:38:50,393 --> 00:38:51,693
[I've Got You Under My Skin" starts playing]
391
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:19,552
You're not going to count it?
392
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:24,039
Oh, I don't think there's any need.
If you're short, I'll be the first to let you know.
393
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:29,193
Look, I'm sorry about all these mucky dealings,
you know, but in the great card game of life...
394
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:30,395
Get out!
395
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,874
It has been a pleasure.
Hope to see you again soon.
396
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,473
Don't hold your breath.
397
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:14,793
3 to 5 says I leave them alone.
398
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,072
1, 2!
399
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,473
Welcome back, Beth!
400
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,999
Thanks, gang.
It's good to be back.
401
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:41,519
You have me walking my cat.
I'm looking very tall there, aren't I?
402
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,149
That's great.
403
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:46,276
Jenny, is that me on a beach?
404
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:49,514
- Did we collect shells on that beach?
- Yes.
405
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:52,750
That's a beautiful one.
406
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:56,637
And Ethan, where did you
have me go on my holiday?
407
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:58,872
Is that a ski resort?
408
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:01,916
No?
409
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,356
It's a car accident.
410
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:12,956
Well, you are far off.
411
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:41,875
- Hey, you all right?
- Jonathan?
412
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:43,870
I know.
413
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:47,879
I know. Just hang on a minute.
I'm coming to get you.
414
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:53,033
I want the set.
415
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:54,595
The whole set.
416
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:56,476
And this.
417
00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:02,195
All right, that's enough! First time was fair. You've got your money.
418
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:06,193
This is straight blackmail. I'm not going to stand for it!
I'm going to go to the police.
419
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:07,670
Oh, really?
420
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:12,195
Well, right here, there's the telephone.
Go on, call the police.
421
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:19,635
Can I have my cutlery now, please?
422
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:22,476
No.
423
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:26,832
Give him the silverware, Jonathan.
424
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:29,076
No!
425
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:32,151
- Give him the silverware!
- Like hell I will!
426
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:41,351
All right. Now let's get one thing quite clear.
You're not going to get anything else out of me!
427
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,838
Well, it has been a pleasure
doing business with you both...
428
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:58,230
...again.
429
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:03,435
Oh, probably not a good time, Beth, but I'd like
to lend you these to help out with your paintings.
430
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:04,635
Get out.
431
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:27,233
- He's not going to stop.
- Oh, yes he is.
432
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:31,236
- He's going to take everything we own.
- He wouldn't dare!
433
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:46,676
Excuse me, can I help you?
434
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:50,358
Oh, I am sorry. I knocked earlier
and nobody answered.
435
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:54,719
- Well, we were probably in the shower.
Can I help you?
- I'm from Copping Insurance.
436
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:57,872
Roland Copping sent me down to
do the valuation you requested?
437
00:44:58,320 --> 00:44:59,116
Get away.
438
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:03,078
Get away from my car!
439
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:06,318
Get away from my car!
440
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:14,753
The car is next, fine!
I don't mine handing over the lease.
441
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:17,912
While he's at it, he might as well
pick up the mortgage on the house!
442
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:25,829
Why?
443
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:28,637
Why is he doing this to us?
444
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:30,836
No!
445
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:32,276
No!
446
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,991
This has got to stop.
447
00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:44,676
I can't take this anymore.
448
00:45:55,680 --> 00:46:00,196
ROLAND COPPING: You know, the most honest
and unique period of life is childhood.
449
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:04,592
I mean, the only way that child is going
to learn that jumping off the monkey bar
is going to hurt him
450
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:07,877
is by taking the chance and jumping
off the monkey bar.
451
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:12,039
Which I suppose makes children
the biggest gamblers of all.
452
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:15,512
Still, doesn't last forever.
453
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:17,913
Kids grow up,
454
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:19,270
don't they?
455
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,353
What do you want, Roland?
456
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:24,751
Whatever it is, just ask.
457
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:28,949
But please, leave my wife out of it.
458
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:36,437
I'll tell you what we're going to do.
459
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:38,993
We're going to roll with the dice.
460
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:42,951
Now, if it lands on a 1, 2, or 3,
461
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,916
you get to walk out of here scot-free.
462
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:50,752
And by that, I promise,
cross my heart, hope to die,
you'll never, ever hear from me again.
463
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:53,910
But...
464
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:56,831
If it lands on a 4, 5, or 6...
465
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:00,550
You get to be my slave for one hour.
466
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:06,556
And by that, I mean you have to do
exactly as I tell you for 60 minutes.
467
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:09,229
Fair?
468
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:12,715
Here.
469
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:17,715
You roll.
470
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:38,039
You're out of your mind.
471
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:18,874
- Hello?
- Yes, is Mr. Wall there, please??
472
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:21,671
- No.
- Is Mrs. Wall there?
473
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:26,115
- No.
- Are there any Walls there?
474
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:29,358
Hey, listen, you've
got a major wrong number.
475
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:32,598
This is a telephone box
in the middle of nowhere.
476
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:35,116
So there aren't any walls there?
477
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:37,193
I'm afraid not.
478
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:39,919
Well, you'd better get out quick
because the roof's falling down.
479
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:44,393
Na, na, na, na!
[inaudible] I fooled you!
480
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:47,989
Oh my god!
481
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:51,795
My god!
482
00:48:53,240 --> 00:48:54,389
[non-english speech]
483
00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:04,709
Oh, shit!
484
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:27,629
Jonathan?
485
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:31,989
Jonathan?
486
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:45,990
Hello?
487
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:49,998
Ah, Betty old girl. What's cooking good looking?
488
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:53,268
What do you want?
489
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:55,870
Oh, lots of money would be nice.
490
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:59,990
- Sorry, we're out.
- Antique cutlery?
491
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,833
- No.
- Then I suppose dinner is out of the question.
492
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:05,957
- Listen, you asshole!
- May I speak to Jonathan, please?
493
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:07,916
No.
494
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:12,877
- You can speak to me. What is it you want?
- A car, Beth. I'm sick of mine.
495
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:15,079
Which car, Roland?
496
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:16,836
Both of them.
497
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:21,076
OK.
498
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:23,838
Here's what we're going to do.
499
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:28,639
I'm going to pretend I never got this call.
I'm going to hang up the phone.
500
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:30,472
I'm going to go back to work.
501
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,958
And I am going to attempt
to lead a normal life.
502
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:36,477
I'm calling your
bluff, Mr. Copping.
503
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:40,394
Somebody has to draw the line
around here somewhere.
504
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:46,190
And I guess it's going to have to be me.
Because I'm damned if I'm going to sit back
and let you destroy my marriage!
505
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:52,317
Am I to understand that this round
is between you and I, Beth?
506
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:02,071
It's a beautiful day.
507
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:05,196
SPEAKER [ON TAPE]:
I enjoy my work.
508
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:07,118
It's very challenging.
509
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:11,716
I enjoy my work. It's very challenging.
510
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:13,756
SPEAKER [ON TAPE]:
I won't get angry today.
511
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:16,197
Let's not jump to any conclusions.
512
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:18,629
Mrs. Wheats.
513
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:21,429
Mrs. Wheats.
514
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:22,829
Excuse me.
515
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:24,669
Detective.
516
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:26,599
How are you today?
517
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:29,755
Not bad. What can I do for you?
518
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:32,313
Is Mr. Wheats inside?
519
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:35,351
No, No, he's not.
520
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:39,154
Oh, well, he said he wanted us to meet him here.
521
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:42,709
- Oh, really? Why?
- Your crossbow.
522
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:49,113
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to startle you like this.
523
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:50,519
Oh, it's all right.
524
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:53,349
Mrs. Wheats...
525
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:57,795
I don't quite understand what's going on.
526
00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:01,919
You see, your husband phoned us this morning
and asked us to bring this back here.
527
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:04,871
Well, I wish he called me.
528
00:52:07,720 --> 00:52:09,039
It's all right.
529
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:14,158
Shall we move in there?
Thank you.
530
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,758
So how is your investigation going?
531
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:25,039
Nothing new, I'm frankly.
No leads at all, as a matter of fact.
532
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:30,031
You see, stolen goods of this nature
are always the most difficult kind.
533
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:36,353
And well, your things being solid silver and all,
534
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:40,038
well, I wouldn't take any bets on them
turning up in a pawn shop.
535
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:44,990
As sad as this must be to hear, I'm afraid
we're just going to have to say good bye
to your silverware.
536
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:49,635
Which is a great shame, I know.
537
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:52,431
It was a beautiful set.
538
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:57,634
- Yes.
- From what your husband tells me,
539
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:00,471
impossible to replace.
540
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:02,599
No. I mean, yes.
541
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:06,239
I'm not sure...
542
00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:12,869
Oh my god.
543
00:53:14,240 --> 00:53:15,229
Oh my god.
544
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,274
I am so sorry.
545
00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:22,118
Quick, into the kitchen.
546
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:34,078
I am so sorry!
547
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:37,235
Don't worry about it, Mrs. Wheats.
548
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:39,755
It's just that whenever I think of the silverware,
549
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:42,588
I throw up.
550
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:46,231
I'll get some disinfectant.
551
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:08,230
Hi, Wendy, it's Beth Wheats.
552
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:09,908
Is Jonathan there?
553
00:54:11,720 --> 00:54:13,551
What do you mean he took the afternoon off?
554
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:11,835
Oh, shit!
Oops.
555
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:07,108
Nice goose!
556
01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:14,831
Have we had a visitor, Cesar?
557
01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:23,635
Jonathan, you bloody little jenius!
558
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:27,797
You did it! You did it!
559
01:02:39,120 --> 01:02:40,838
Are you with us, Jonathan?
560
01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:30,435
- Jonathan?
- "Deck the hall with bells of holly,
tra-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la."
561
01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:35,516
Hello, Beth. You put your tree
out early this year?
562
01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:38,478
At least you don't have to
eat with your fingers anymore.
563
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:39,995
What is the matter with you?
564
01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:43,796
Are you completely insane?
What more do you want from us?
565
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:47,551
Oh, the holiday in Tahiti. The house in the country.
566
01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:52,393
But for the moment, I'd be content with the BMW.
Where's Jonathan?
567
01:04:08,500 --> 01:04:09,700
ROLAND COPPING:
Afternoon, nurse!
568
01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:48,070
Hello?
569
01:04:56,500 --> 01:04:57,700
Excuse me?
570
01:05:04,270 --> 01:05:05,550
Hello?
571
01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:03,956
Metthew!
572
01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:18,955
Beth, hi, honey!
I'm home! Did you have a good day?
573
01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:23,594
Oh yes, yes I did! Two police turned up
with their crossbow,
574
01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:26,558
and your silverware was hung
out to dry on a Christmas tree!
575
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:29,831
Jesus, what happened to you?
576
01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:34,912
- And why weren't you at the office?
Where the hell have you been?
- I've been on a little field trip.
577
01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:41,350
And if I do say so myself, I think I've struck gold.
Everyone's got an Achilles heel.
578
01:06:41,440 --> 01:06:44,716
- And Roland Copping's got a whopper.
- Did you hear me?
579
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:45,750
Hello?
580
01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:48,350
He sent the police over this afternoon!
581
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:52,398
He set us up. I almost got arrested!
582
01:06:53,280 --> 01:06:55,077
And then I threw up on them.
583
01:06:56,520 --> 01:06:57,635
Good girl!
584
01:06:58,880 --> 01:07:03,795
I should have thought about this earlier.
The first day he came in here, he gave us
his card, which said please call home.
585
01:07:04,640 --> 01:07:09,634
He doesn't have an office. He only works
from home. It was like an invitation, and it's
there. It's all there.
586
01:07:11,080 --> 01:07:12,399
Where's the mobile phone?
587
01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:17,191
Listen to you. You sound like a madman.
What the hell is going on?
588
01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:20,397
I don't have time to explain.
I'll tell you everything when I'm set up.
589
01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:22,311
Jonathan, tell me now!
590
01:07:24,920 --> 01:07:27,195
I found a hole, Beth. A hole.
591
01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:31,397
I went there today, to his house.
I followed him.
592
01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:37,435
There might be a way out. There's a chance
that we can turn the tables, but we have to play him
at his own game.
593
01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:45,478
That's it, isn't it?
594
01:07:54,520 --> 01:07:56,397
Whether it's playing
with toy soldiers
595
01:07:57,320 --> 01:07:59,629
or ripping off insurance companies,
596
01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:04,792
it's all just a game?
597
01:08:07,720 --> 01:08:08,470
Yes.
598
01:08:11,320 --> 01:08:14,232
But it's his game, and at
the moment, we're losing.
599
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:17,353
Get out of my way.
600
01:08:19,440 --> 01:08:22,557
- One elephant, two elephants, three elephants...
- Stop it!
- four...
601
01:08:23,320 --> 01:08:24,639
I've had enough!
602
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:26,592
I don't want to play anymore.
603
01:08:29,960 --> 01:08:30,870
So.
604
01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:32,559
What are the options?
605
01:08:32,960 --> 01:08:37,112
We can go to the police and maybe
spend, what, the next 10 years in jail,
606
01:08:37,360 --> 01:08:40,272
or we can give him everything and
let him suck us completely dry,
607
01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:42,388
or we can fight.
608
01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:45,151
We play or we pay.
609
01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:50,715
And I can win. Just 48 hours, that's all I need.
Just two days and this whole thing will be over.
610
01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:54,636
Two days, huh?
611
01:08:55,680 --> 01:08:58,353
Two days to win this one and it will all be over?
612
01:08:59,120 --> 01:09:00,030
Oh, really?
613
01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:02,835
And then what? What happens next?
614
01:09:04,160 --> 01:09:07,436
Another insurance claim?
Or is that too small now?
615
01:09:07,960 --> 01:09:10,838
How about insider trading?
Does that sound attractive?
616
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:13,831
Where does it stop, Jonathan?
617
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:17,115
Please.
618
01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:19,636
I can't do this on my own.
619
01:09:30,640 --> 01:09:31,868
Hello, Roland.
620
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:34,909
Jonathan?
621
01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:40,156
I've always had a soft spot
for German craftsmanship.
622
01:09:42,880 --> 01:09:45,474
Fear not. She'll have a good, safe home.
623
01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:53,076
Oh, I took out a cover note this morning,
just in case you decided to cancel the insurance.
624
01:10:43,360 --> 01:10:45,316
Last chance, Jonathan.
625
01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:50,193
- Roland Copping.
626
01:10:51,280 --> 01:10:52,713
- We have to talk.
627
01:10:53,320 --> 01:10:54,833
- Is that you, Beth?
- Yes.
628
01:10:55,720 --> 01:10:58,996
- Fine. Well, when would you like to get together?
- How about tonight?
629
01:11:00,120 --> 01:11:01,075
- Tonight?
630
01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:03,068
- Is that a problem?
631
01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:04,556
- No.
632
01:11:05,440 --> 01:11:06,589
- It's not a problem.
633
01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:09,513
- It's not a problem at all.
634
01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:35,272
See you next year, Mr. Copping.
635
01:11:44,720 --> 01:11:47,393
I really am very pleased
you came to my party, Beth.
636
01:11:49,160 --> 01:11:50,957
Is anybody else coming?
637
01:11:52,360 --> 01:11:53,156
No.
638
01:11:55,080 --> 01:11:58,356
I know you didn't know it was my birthday,
so I don't expect a present.
639
01:11:59,480 --> 01:12:00,993
But I would like to give you one.
640
01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:32,275
If you really want to give us a present,
641
01:12:33,360 --> 01:12:35,112
stop what you're doing.
642
01:12:36,040 --> 01:12:37,792
My life is falling apart.
643
01:12:38,600 --> 01:12:41,353
My husband thinks it's all
some kind of weird game.
644
01:12:43,840 --> 01:12:45,432
So here's the deal.
645
01:12:46,800 --> 01:12:48,313
You can have the house.
646
01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:53,389
You can have the car. You can have everything.
I don't want it anymore.
647
01:12:54,240 --> 01:12:55,229
And in return...
648
01:12:56,360 --> 01:12:58,157
You let us go.
649
01:12:58,920 --> 01:13:00,956
I wish it were that simple.
650
01:13:02,280 --> 01:13:03,599
But the choice isn't mine.
651
01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:09,395
You know, choice is a wonderful thing,
but too much of it can lead to hesitation.
652
01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:13,518
And he who hesitates
loses his parking space.
653
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:17,318
So you have to find that middle ground.
654
01:13:19,760 --> 01:13:20,909
And I've found 6.
655
01:13:22,400 --> 01:13:23,435
Oh, for God's sake!
656
01:13:24,360 --> 01:13:25,509
Cut it out!
657
01:13:25,880 --> 01:13:26,835
I can't.
658
01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:28,589
Well, I can.
659
01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:32,068
You can't hurt me anymore, Roland.
660
01:13:32,480 --> 01:13:35,313
You can't take anything
more away from me.
661
01:13:35,800 --> 01:13:37,119
Because I have... nothing...
662
01:13:37,920 --> 01:13:41,117
left to give you.
663
01:13:42,160 --> 01:13:45,118
I don't care what number your
goddamn dice rolls because I
664
01:13:46,400 --> 01:13:48,630
don't give a shit anymore!
665
01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:51,877
Happy birthday, Roland.
666
01:13:52,920 --> 01:13:55,070
And in a really weird way...
667
01:13:56,600 --> 01:13:57,589
Thank you.
668
01:14:00,640 --> 01:14:02,039
Where are you going?
669
01:14:13,280 --> 01:14:15,510
4 to 6 and I call Jonathan.
670
01:14:28,720 --> 01:14:30,233
- Beth, have you got them?
- Yes.
671
01:14:31,880 --> 01:14:33,677
- I have them.
- Good girl!
672
01:14:34,320 --> 01:14:36,436
- Where are you?
- I'm in a phone booth.
673
01:14:36,560 --> 01:14:39,279
OK, now go, get out of there,
as quick as you can.
674
01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:40,556
Right.
675
01:14:40,880 --> 01:14:41,630
Hey.
676
01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:44,074
Love you.
677
01:14:46,880 --> 01:14:47,915
Wait.
678
01:14:55,960 --> 01:14:57,837
Give me back my dice.
679
01:15:01,680 --> 01:15:02,669
[MUMBLED] Jonathan!
680
01:15:04,520 --> 01:15:06,954
What's the matter? Aren't you at your sisters?
681
01:15:07,160 --> 01:15:10,755
No, she's at her favorite uncle's.
Hello, John-John.
682
01:15:13,560 --> 01:15:14,993
Roland, where's Beth?
683
01:15:15,880 --> 01:15:19,793
Oh, I'm sure she'd love to speak to you,
but she's a little bit tied up at the moment.
684
01:15:19,880 --> 01:15:22,917
As to her whereabouts, I think
you'll find her at my house.
685
01:15:23,960 --> 01:15:28,351
And I'd get over here pretty quickly, if I were you,
before she gets added to one of my collections.
686
01:15:28,440 --> 01:15:31,113
She's got nothing to do with it, Roland!
Leave her out of it!
687
01:15:31,480 --> 01:15:33,596
Oh, but she's been stealing, Jonathan.
688
01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:37,158
And all little girls who steal
deserve a good spanking.
689
01:15:38,880 --> 01:15:42,793
I gather you're up to something.
Where, may I ask, are you?
690
01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:46,676
Over here.
691
01:15:58,480 --> 01:15:59,708
Good evening, Jonathan.
692
01:16:12,880 --> 01:16:13,676
Beth!
693
01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:16,756
Here, pass you a piece of watermelon.
694
01:16:22,440 --> 01:16:23,236
Beth!
695
01:16:27,640 --> 01:16:30,677
Another step closer and she
never rides a bike again.
696
01:16:33,160 --> 01:16:34,957
Very, very clever, Johnny.
697
01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:39,519
But you've really overstepped
your mark this time.
698
01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:41,233
You wouldn't dare.
699
01:16:42,200 --> 01:16:43,189
Oh, wouldn't I?
700
01:16:44,920 --> 01:16:47,115
No doubt about it, you're very good.
701
01:16:48,120 --> 01:16:49,951
Probably the best yet.
702
01:16:50,320 --> 01:16:54,677
But you've got to think ahead.
You've got to learn three-dimensional thinking.
703
01:16:58,360 --> 01:16:59,509
3, 3, 3.
704
01:17:01,640 --> 01:17:02,789
3, 3, 3.
705
01:17:04,600 --> 01:17:05,396
3?
706
01:17:06,080 --> 01:17:10,392
That's right, your home number.
If I dial the last three,
707
01:17:11,280 --> 01:17:13,191
the phone will ring, correct?
708
01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:14,950
Yes.
709
01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:17,279
Let's go for a walk.
710
01:17:17,880 --> 01:17:19,598
I want to show you something.
711
01:17:21,680 --> 01:17:22,715
No tricks.
712
01:17:23,360 --> 01:17:24,793
You've got the gun.
713
01:17:26,280 --> 01:17:28,794
Just come and take a look at something.
714
01:17:31,520 --> 01:17:32,396
Come on.
715
01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:35,113
Indulge me.
716
01:17:36,440 --> 01:17:37,316
OK.
717
01:17:39,440 --> 01:17:40,429
But remember, the future halves
of your wife are at stake.
718
01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:43,872
But remember, the future halves
of your wife are at stake.
719
01:17:53,640 --> 01:17:57,315
- What are you up to?
- A surprise. You like surprises, don't you?
720
01:17:57,960 --> 01:17:59,919
Very much.
You had me a little worried.
721
01:17:59,920 --> 01:18:03,914
You worked a little quicker than I had anticipated.
I might have had you over a barrel.
722
01:18:04,720 --> 01:18:09,589
You shouldn't have relied on your wife. Women are
inconsistent. That's why I never married.
723
01:18:10,480 --> 01:18:15,474
Do this, do that. I just avoided the problem. Surely you understand
that, Jonathan.
724
01:18:16,560 --> 01:18:19,552
The perfect bachelor,
with a life devoted to...
725
01:18:23,880 --> 01:18:24,756
Matthew?
726
01:18:26,160 --> 01:18:27,036
Matthew?
727
01:18:27,440 --> 01:18:31,592
Oh my god, Matthew! What have they done to you?
No worries, Matthew.
728
01:18:32,920 --> 01:18:35,673
All I have to do is to press the redial button, the phone
will ring, set off the answering machine, and - smash! -
729
01:18:35,760 --> 01:18:40,709
Matthew has to swim. Again.
I'm serious, Roland.
730
01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:56,355
You... bastard!
731
01:18:58,760 --> 01:19:00,273
Flattery will get you nowhere.
732
01:19:04,200 --> 01:19:05,349
Let's go upstairs.
733
01:19:09,680 --> 01:19:10,556
Come on.
734
01:19:17,880 --> 01:19:18,995
How could you?
735
01:19:19,680 --> 01:19:22,956
He's a quadriplegic.
He can't even speak.
736
01:19:24,440 --> 01:19:25,350
Oh really?
737
01:19:27,200 --> 01:19:29,077
I'd thought he had a lot to say.
738
01:19:30,360 --> 01:19:34,956
He told me all about your father, the war hero,
the man who died in action...
739
01:19:35,040 --> 01:19:37,600
Or was it just the man who didn't
want to come home?
740
01:19:38,160 --> 01:19:40,355
He told me all about his
present state of health.
741
01:19:41,120 --> 01:19:45,193
Achieved whilst trying to humor his brother
with the roll of a silly, little dice.
742
01:19:46,080 --> 01:19:50,470
And the dice, given as an afterthought to a
spoiled, unpopular, little brat
743
01:19:50,530 --> 01:19:53,190
because nobody turned up to his party.
744
01:19:57,640 --> 01:19:58,868
So what happens now?
745
01:20:02,320 --> 01:20:04,151
I'll tell you what we're going to do.
746
01:20:04,680 --> 01:20:05,999
We're going to roll for it.
747
01:20:07,480 --> 01:20:09,072
Numbers 1, 3, and 5
748
01:20:09,760 --> 01:20:11,273
Beth and I walk away from here.
749
01:20:12,160 --> 01:20:13,354
2, 4, and 6?..
750
01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:18,797
50/50 odds. That's quite a gamble, Jonathan.
751
01:20:21,160 --> 01:20:22,673
I'm prepared to take it.
752
01:20:31,800 --> 01:20:32,710
You roll.
753
01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:51,715
Bad luck, Roland.
754
01:20:53,520 --> 01:20:54,669
You lose.
755
01:20:58,320 --> 01:20:59,275
Like hell I did.
756
01:22:05,840 --> 01:22:08,991
So long, Beth. It's been a pleasure having you.
757
01:22:11,280 --> 01:22:13,350
Beth!
758
01:22:38,680 --> 01:22:40,113
Surprise.
759
01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:43,077
You vicious son of a bitch.
760
01:22:53,640 --> 01:22:54,789
This is for me.
761
01:22:55,880 --> 01:22:56,756
And this is
762
01:22:57,400 --> 01:22:58,833
And this is for my brother!
763
01:23:29,040 --> 01:23:29,916
Matthew!
764
01:23:30,680 --> 01:23:31,556
Matthew!
765
01:23:31,960 --> 01:23:33,439
Matthew!
766
01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:56,035
Help!
767
01:23:56,720 --> 01:23:57,755
Help!
768
01:24:05,920 --> 01:24:06,716
Beth?
769
01:24:09,280 --> 01:24:10,190
What are you doing?
770
01:24:13,640 --> 01:24:15,232
I'm calling the police.
771
01:24:16,560 --> 01:24:18,949
- No!
- I'm calling the police!
772
01:24:24,600 --> 01:24:25,749
It's over.
773
01:24:30,440 --> 01:24:31,475
Help!
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