Original subtitles

lost or fumes.

Okay.

Wait,

You're on camera.

Candid camera

Candid camera way.

Peter,

what do you want from me?

Lands,

Which I know about with some hot shakes.

I'm sorry.

What is your name?

Jennifer.

It's nice to meet you every month.

Yeah.

Have you met Teddy?

Teddy,

man.

Oh!

Oh,

Okay.

A

A Ah,

a party going on behind me,

E

E o.

E o. I made one.

I made one.

What?

I'm there.

I'm on that fire.

Who's calling for Lance?

Thistles?

Lance!

Right here!

This motherfucker is my best friend.

I'm a little bit on the tipsy scythe guy who

I'm a little bit on the tipsy scythe guy who owns this motherfucker.

owns this motherfucker.

This motherfucker!

Super awesome!

I love my partner over here,

E!

E! She's got me pumper.

She's got me pumper.

I'm not joking off.

You see?

I'm drinking.

She's shooting thing.

Man lands!

Let me borrow it.

I'm recording everything tonight.

I'm gonna record her tonight.

Oh,

my God!

E

E a

a

a table.

Uh huh.

Girls secret.

Jennifer

Jennifer E

Jennifer E E.

E E.

Yeah,

right.

We

We owe

owe

owe everybody needs to leave this room right now.

everybody needs to leave this room right now.

That's a pretty e.

He is the guy who invited us.

Therefore,

it is his party.

Cheers,

motherfucker.

Wars.

Dude,

it's so sketchy.

This guy fucking,

like,

just asked you to throw this party.

Gave you all this booze.

I got a beating.

Last slot,

slot Bathroom.

Where is it?

Tell me.

Tell me right now.

Way.

All right.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

God.

Is that Lance Lance last to do?

Do you know where the bathroom is?

I'm looking back that

I'm looking back that way.

It isn't anything.

Yeah.

Mhm.

Mhm.

Yeah.

Okay.

Who?

Sorry I'm not recording you or anything.

Like way All need our alone time.

It's okay.

So it's okay.

I found that you didn't get my good side.

Anyway,

it's a She has a piece of equipment.

You got it right there.

Looks like someone's been filming some relation.

Uh,

crowd office meeting.

So he got me a good attitude.

Thio,

are there any good stuff on there?

Oh,

man,

no.

You know,

just some practice shots.

It's a new camera seeing what is going on tonight.

Way Got a slam dunk it going to get some mad house,

man e.

I like your style.

Now,

let's take a look at what you got.

Um,

why should I just I don't know you.

That's awfully uncle out.

So you can.

Especially since this is supposed to be a private shindig in my

Especially since this is supposed to be a private shindig in my humble of boat.

humble of boat.

E can't argue with that.

Here you go.

Quite impressive.

Yeah,

but really flair for filming What goes on behind closed doors,

don't you?

You know what?

I like the tag team routine he got going on with your money here.

Yeah,

that's my boy,

man.

He's got the eye from filming,

dude.

Ridiculous on I'm business savvy.

Together,

we found so many business.

You gotta Wikipedia slots

You gotta Wikipedia slots 50 50.

50 50.

So you are Well,

I'll give you 500 bucks.

Give me a tomorrow morning.

I'll have no,

no,

no,

no,

Son offices.

No,

no,

I can't give that up.

That's not my camera he offers.

Good for only right now.

Um,

e don't know if I could sell my friends can t 0 $500.

Listen,

I think you're wrong to something here,

but I really need to see the raw footage first.

E don't know.

I'll tell you want I'll throw in another 500 bucks just for the camp in house,

Doctor.

How exactly?

Yes,

that's just consider this first of,

uh,

many transactions.

Oh,

you sort of got yourself a deal to shake on it.

Do you're a businessman?

You know what they say money makes the world go around.

So true.

Listen,

I like your attitude.

Why don't you,

uh,

get in touch with my,

uh,

secretary?

Corny?

And I'll tell you what I think of your footage.

In the meantime,

I e take care of.

That sounds really good.

So,

yeah,

it's nice of you to stop by.

I'm going to go back to the

I'm going to go back to the way

way

way e love my CDs to skip and how my transmission slips.

e love my CDs to skip and how my transmission slips.

Although my beer is half 50 I still gotta step.

So take a picture and keep it right Picture You're never gonna remember when that

So take a picture and keep it right Picture You're never gonna remember when that shit starts to hit you now and everybody in the back Put your drinks up.

shit starts to hit you now and everybody in the back Put your drinks up.

Everybody dumped them out If you don't give a fuck,

Not since crop way.

Way

Way Just visiting

Just visiting

Just visiting e

e

e transmission E o.

transmission E o.

transmission E o. So take a picture to keep it right.

So take a picture to keep it right.

So take a picture to keep it right. Which you never gonna remember.

Which you never gonna remember.

When?

This year started it you.

Now everybody in the back Would you drinks up?

Everybody took him out.

If you don't give a

If you don't give a booth

booth

booth way,

I don't think it's headed that

I don't think it's headed that way about the parents.

way about the parents.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

Uh huh.

Good morning,

sunshine.

Yeah,

yeah,

There's a crazy fucking party,

man.

Yeah,

something really Probably more

something really Probably more than you've ever seen.

than you've ever seen.

Fuck off,

dude.

It's in order to Thio Get asked.

You have to move your ass,

man.

Getting cybersex on.

Wow,

that's a fucking cow.

You get right on that.

It's just married.

Last night.

Go from like,

a hearty fucking aversion.

It does,

Really?

Oh,

it did.

It was not blacked out into my memories of spotting dude

It was not blacked out into my memories of spotting dude lands.

Rest of 80 nerves.

24 7.

Camera in the fucking hands.

It wasn't for 1.

24 7.

Camera work isn't too creamy.

It's creepy.

She's useful,

dude.

Like I give a shit.

Just relax,

all right?

Dude,

relax,

dude.

It's not just about my cameraman.

Do you know how many porters were on that fucking thing?

Oh,

Oh,

but,

dude,

who's going to recognize you?

The point is,

if you put out actual,

like porn that you put effort into,

you could make some serious bank.

I won't sink that low.

Dude.

Private five.

I refused to leave a stain on my career.

Could Dude think about it?

I'm a business major.

Lots of fucking cash.

You're the film major dude and sloth sloths.

Good with computers.

and shit.

Come on.

I can't do it without my best buds.

Now,

even Skip weekend raise.

It will make you feel better so we can do this shit.

I'm not doing it,

dude.

You see that?

Uh,

yeah.

I mean,

um Hmm.

Hello,

Mr Dawn.

Yeah,

Mr Dog.

Nice to see you.

Are you e assume these two.

Must be your crew slams that sloth.

Never seen,

boys.

Thank you.

Well,

I don't know what your friend Ian has told you about us.

Not that much.

But we're curious to hear what you've got on the table.

Well,

my name is Mr Dong.

I'm the founder owner and practically everything else we need for our

I'm the founder owner and practically everything else we need for our website.

King Kong Don Never heard of him.

No.

Well,

that's okay.

We're new anyways.

Basically,

King Kong Dong is about wild nights gone wrong

King Kong Dong is about wild nights gone wrong hunt there a million of those?

hunt there a million of those?

Well,

maybe there are,

and maybe their competition right now.

But pretty soon they'll be under us.

No pun intended.

So what do you think of our video from video?

I mean,

my video.

Remember?

You want to borrow your camera that night,

John came over so that so Well,

boys,

listen,

I hate to interrupt you,

but so we get back to business.

Of course.

Of course.

Now the video that Ian gave me,

I like it.

It could be worse.

It could be better.

But you know what I saw?

What potential you boys have?

Got it.

You saw your film,

you conquered.

You remind me a little bit about myself when I first started out in this business.

Oh,

you were in college when you discovered the financial aspects of porn college.

That's a waste of time.

It's about having the courage to go out there and film what you want.

Can't get a head start playing by the rules.

That's right.

That's right.

Starting out.

Well,

that's always a challenge,

but the reward is worth the risk.

See,

I told you how much Right to the point.

I like that.

I'm glad you do.

Well,

we'll need another video from you boys,

so I can see if you can perform to my expectations.

Hey,

if we're not getting paid for the next one,

then there won't be a next one.

I never said I wouldn't compensate you,

but right now I can't pay you my standard rates.

Listen,

you want to know how to make some serious,

though they have a seat if you don't.

Hey,

you know where the doors.

Glad to notice You like money?

This is the biggest party of the year.

It's a huge rape.

And wherever there's X well,

there's fucking to be filmed now.

They never let any cameras in,

but let's say I pulled a few strings.

You three are going to be the only film crew in there.

They think you're there.

Thio Document e gets me right now.

You're going to be there to document docks and cuts.

So if you boys bring me back something good,

I'll arrange for you three to go.

Let's just consider this upcoming video to be your interview,

and I'll give you $2000 for this one.

But the rave that's the really deal.

And how is that the real deal?

For every finished video,

you send my way.

Update 10 grand,

10 grand.

I told you I hate competition.

And to get to the top,

I'm willing to do whatever it takes to recruit cartel.

Now consider this to be an all expenses paid vacation trip

Now consider this to be an all expenses paid vacation trip and all you have to do is remember to mix business with pleasure

and all you have to do is remember to mix business with pleasure

and all you have to do is remember to mix business with pleasure if you catch my drift.

if you catch my drift.

So here's my card.

Are you boys in?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Plants?

E got someone.

Good.

Now you boys goto party and show me why should send you three?

Yeah,

e can't believe you guys talked me into this.

Dude,

you won't be saying that once you see the check.

And I could get some home delivery service to handle everything.

I'll never miss a great again.

You don't wanna leave your fucking room that badly,

don't you?

Hey,

kind.

Got its first start in the caves.

I'm sure to return to our roots.

I'm pretty sure cave man needed to leave to hunt bison and shit.

Hey,

tiny problem,

which I'm going to rip.

Guys,

just shut the fuck up.

I'm sick and tired of all this shit.

Someone's P m s.

A.

That is what time is it?

Once a party,

we'll head over in a couple of hours.

Got to give the girls enough time to get with nice and wasted.

Of course,

because who wants silver chicks in a porn?

Um,

em sober chicks have morals.

Chill out.

Get out

Get out Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mhm.

Mhm

Mhm porn.

They did attack in Kansas,

baby.

So,

uh,

how do you like Mr Don?

How do I like it?

I lie it genius

I lie it genius boys.

It's like one of those shaky can movies like Cloverfield are chronic.

Instead of a monster creature,

you get a monster cock in your face.

Ha ha ha.

Pardon my friends?

Yeah,

I'm setting you three upstate New York.

I think it's gonna be great.

I have faith that with you boys,

I can bury my competitors with the help of you three.

King Kong is a really shot of it.

So do you really think that your competitors,

they're just gonna roll over it just like that?

Hey,

with the overhead of first person born,

I'll have all the money in the world to buy them all.

I'll be the king of porn.

Smart.

Remember,

boys?

My last name isn't dawn for nothing.

I am the boss,

like that motherfucking king.

Com.

And I'm hung like that bad boy too.

Yeah,

I'll be the king of cock,

the god of pussy.

Do you understand me?

Oh,

yes.

Yeah.

Now there's one thing I gotta make clear.

Though I think of myself as a

Though I think of myself as a hip guy,

hip guy,

someone who gets,

and I understand that I'm putting a lot on your shoulders right now.

But you have to remember,

that's your playing in the big leagues now.

So don't let me down.

And if you take my money,

don't and I repeat,

don't fuck me.

Just think of me as the incredible fucking hawk.

You don't want to see me angry because you're not gonna like.

And if you think you can play me like a chump

And if you think you can play me like a chump than you three are definitely not as smart as you,

than you three are definitely not as smart as you,

we wouldn't generated,

sir,

we're clear on that.

Good.

Now,

why don't you boys get out of here?

Because you through.

You're not the only ones who need to start filming.

Yes,

sir.

Come on,

Respect.

Have a good day,

sir.

Thank you for your time.

Yeah.

Hey,

Tanya.

Yeah?

I got three fresh new recruits heading your way.

Yeah,

I'll send you their influence.

About an hour.

The same was always Just make sure their

The same was always Just make sure their time with you is a once in a lifetime affair.

time with you is a once in a lifetime affair.

Okay.

Okay,

Joe.

And now for Rebecca's interview.

Ooh,

Right on time.

I like it.

Come on in.

Please.

Have a seat.

Thanks.

I thought this was an office job.

Yeah,

it is.

What kind of worked in basic office work?

What's the camera?

Oh,

that's just so I can play back for my bosses.

You like money,

honey?

Yeah,

Perfect.

You'll love this job.

You're very beautiful.

Oh,

thanks.

What do you do,

miss?

Stand up.

Twirl around.

Go ahead.

It's It's okay.

Perfect.

E can't believe you

E can't believe you fucking assholes talking into that shit.

fucking assholes talking into that shit.

Dude,

don't worry so much,

Alright?

We're gonna go up to upstate New York,

shoot a porno on collect our 10 grand.

I think that's 10 grand,

Dude,

I don't know.

There's just something that wasn't right with Mr Dog.

Come on.

Like,

how do we know he doesn't have a connection to the mob or something way?

Do like one video for them and one out,

But they won't let us.

So we have to do another and another and another.

Come on,

dude.

But whack us.

This'd is a legitimate job with a legitimate contract.

So if they try to kill us,

there'd be a paper trail waken quit whenever we want.

So as long as you do what you want to do

So as long as you do what you want to do we'll be.

we'll be.

I all right,

And they ain't gonna whack us.

All right?

What we're gonna do is we're gonna film a bunch of people whacking each other off.

We'll be okay.

That's not sexist.

Masturbation is when you're touching

Masturbation is when you're touching yourself.

This'll is you touching someone else while they're touching you.

This'll is you touching someone else while they're touching you. So it counts.

So it counts.

So it counts. What does?

What does?

Yeah.

So,

Ian,

when you asked me if I'd ever slept with your cousin,

I really thought I hadn't at the time.

But what it's worth are you talking about Monica or

But what it's worth are you talking about Monica or Veronica?

The one with the really thick,

sexy accent?

Veronica?

Yeah.

So you fingered my 14 year old cousin.

Very good.

Well,

I'm sure we'll work something out.

I'll call you in a few weeks.

How's that?

Listen,

my 3 30 appointment is due in soon,

so if you don't mind,

Okay.

Thanks.

Oh,

you're quite welcome.

Remember,

don't call us.

Don't call you book.

Oh,

I'm okay.

Shit.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

Well,

hey there,

Mr Dingell.

Long Dong,

Those guys had some real spunk.

Thio him?

Yes.

This might be my best one yet.

Double here.

Mhm.

Yeah.

Excellent.

Great.

Ah,

Looks like we're all set.

Oh,

you know I love these things.

I thought,

you know,

I never would've thought people would have been able to.

Come on.

Come on.

Let's not lose our focus here.

You owe me one.

Now I'm getting my money and fame and you're getting your souls.

Well,

you know,

I do really like your product.

They give me nice and warm and toasty at night.

As I said,

you're getting your deal.

So,

uh,

who you hire?

Oh,

there's no need to worry about that.

I've said it all up.

Excellent.

Well,

you know,

I'm sorry if I'm a little excited,

but you almost feel them.

I can almost taste them.

You're starting to bug me with all this fucking shit.

Well,

I mean,

you know,

that's that's kind of ideal.

I've been doing this for a long time,

getting on people's nerves.

It's kind of my shtick.

Do you think you're gonna need all three of those schools?

See now?

I thought you knew how this worked.

It's just that that land security seems to have some

It's just that that land security seems to have some special skills.

special skills.

Okay.

Oh,

you like him?

Oh,

that's so cute.

Uhh!

Did you lose your balls?

Fucking all those women.

So sorry,

man.

OK,

that's enough.

I've had enough.

You get the fuck out of here.

Or else I'm gonna splash this holy water all over you.

Hey,

man,

let's not get too hasty.

Dry cleaning is expensive in hell.

Calm down.

Don't worry.

I'll see you about 16 years.

You know,

don't get so angry all the time.

Grandpa.

Stop yelling all those kids on your lawn.

So

So from

from

from Hey,

it's me.

What do you want?

I was just calling to see how you're doing.

Okay?

I'm six was pregnant.

How do you think I feel?

If you have the energy to bitch on me,

then you must be doing great from up.

Don't start with me soon.

Money won't be an issue.

Okay.

Are you going to rob a bank like those corn?

Other guys in a while back?

No,

no,

no.

I finally landed a major gig.

All right.

What?

It's,

um,

video production for ah,

new indie company.

Sounds like you're pulling your shit together.

When are you going to get paid?

Slow down,

woman.

All right.

Just Howard out details for some footage they need done.

All right,

I need the cash check up at the hospital.

Are cheap.

That's why I told you to get a fucking abortion,

okay?

I'm kidding this baby,

no matter what,

I know that I'm just trying to do the right thing for this kid,

all right?

I mean,

our kids,

you never even told me until recently.

I'm just trying to get used to us.

Okay,

fine.

Let me the money when you have it,

I'll drop it off when I get back from this shoot.

Sure.

See?

You played her man.

Yes,

E like her a lot.

I'm not paying for sex.

Did I ask you to pay for sex?

I'm not gonna fucking fucking prostitute.

She's not a prostitute.

She's a fucking escort.

How do you not understand that you're paying for sex?

I'm not paying for her company to come over and hang out with us.

That's on Lee if she wants to.

And trust me,

she fucking wants Thio.

Do.

Let's just hard to be honest.

And what,

are you gonna dio clothes on her?

Dude,

I'll do it.

Are you?

You haven't been able to disclose how long e hung up on the

You haven't been able to disclose how long e hung up on the shell doing Michelle Michelle was a bitch

shell doing Michelle Michelle was a bitch

shell doing Michelle Michelle was a bitch bitch beers coming right up now.

bitch beers coming right up now.

Yes.

No,

No,

dude.

All right,

look,

you're not gonna be able to close until you can get over Michelle,

right?

Yo,

Yeah,

Throw it The rifle.

It's right there to chill out.

Dude,

just shut the fuck up.

Slop talking.

No,

don't talk like that,

Lefty.

Oh,

I'm just saying we're not getting a fucking prostitute.

We're gonna get an escort,

all right?

We're getting an escort.

Gonna hang out with us.

We're gonna have a good time.

She'll play some video games with LA.

I like this plan.

She's gonna suck our cocks,

like all at the same time.

That's kind of weird duty.

Alright,

Just go out to the bar.

All right,

So you're gonna find some ugly assholes.

They don't have video against the bar.

$14 she by her,

like,

four drinks.

And then what do you have closed?

Eight months?

That's because I was dating with Shell for,

like,

six of those,

and I've been caught up on her for the the It could have been her.

You're just a pussy.

Oh,

good.

Fuck.

Damn it plans.

Oh,

no.

Yeah,

This is all your fault,

man.

You've been distracting fucking time trying to cut some fucking line.

It's not cool,

man.

He's focusing on food.

Don't distract,

dude.

Fine.

Fuck you.

Just go get her before I changed my mind.

All right,

then.

Jesus fucking We're doing this.

Yeah,

we're gonna do.

We're doing this.

We're getting in school and escort.

That's classy.

I like that classy dude.

She even likes video games.

Dude,

Best escort ever.

Dude,

that's disrespectful,

right?

This is my regular woman.

All right?

You know,

if you say it to her face,

we're no longer friends,

do you?

Just All right.

But you're not going to say in your face.

All right?

Shake on it,

dude.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh,

dear,

What we're gonna get you were going to get a girl.

If you call her a fucking hooker,

I will punch you in the face.

I'm not gonna call her.

All right.

Thank you.

Just fucking go out and take care of that.

All right?

This right here.

This is my buddy.

He's getting laid tonight.

You even said you know what the hell,

man?

I'm using that for some reason or other.

Didn't think I was a threat.

He's a point point.

Point.

Point is,

I wake up in the middle of the night in mid sentence.

I can't find them like I was coming out of my dream.

And this one girl still waiting she goes,

Can't find what sloth This motherfucker is the one who is still not over his

Can't find what sloth This motherfucker is the one who is still not over his ex who was a bitch,

ex who was a bitch,

by the way.

And I'm on is a fucking idiot.

Think of a Superman.

He is Superman.

He just what a fucking lame name.

It's Superman.

I get I get It was the original.

But the fact is,

they haven't improved on him.

Good call.

Good call.

Ah,

Lance was going.

Oh,

I see.

You've got someone like coke.

I could,

Man,

this is Mercedes.

Isn't that you,

girl I told you about and right on cue.

Loathe vagina sniffer.

Oh,

his name's slop.

You had some of that coke.

It's a little bit you don't want Ian.

You said you'd pay for any.

I'm paying for it.

Go to one of your paying for anything.

Everything.

You pay for anything.

Really?

So night night Fucking party,

man.

Mhm Christmas.

I just want to rest assured that I still got first disturbing

I just want to rest assured that I still got first disturbing on the wall with a make your own body.

on the wall with a make your own body.

That's a good one.

It's Oh,

she's my favorite.

It's just a boy.

Girl e can't help it.

E used thio drunk

E used thio drunk run around e 02 weeks ago.

run around e 02 weeks ago.

run around e 02 weeks ago. E wasn't running around that was crying in a puddle of his own

E wasn't running around that was crying in a puddle of his own

E wasn't running around that was crying in a puddle of his own tears.

E wasn't running around that was crying in a puddle of his own tears. E remember that?

E remember that?

E o too drunk not to remember that.

Oh,

my God.

It was hilarious.

A lovely lady.

Thank

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Thank you for this.

Thank you for this.

E will see you all later.

$90 that I do this first thing I'm one with about

$90 that I do this first thing I'm one with about way glam

way glam

way glam e found u E

e found u E

e found u E u Cannot proceed.

u Cannot proceed.

It's like yeah,

yeah.

Dude,

I told you,

man Beer.

You're free Mad Should be taken her into your room to me

You're free Mad Should be taken her into your room to me Her second your God,

Her second your God,

that's that little Freeman would dio

that's that little Freeman would dio thinking That's a good thing.

thinking That's a good thing.

Staying effects like phone

Staying effects like phone Hey,

slaw,

what you're doing?

Uh oh,

yeah,

yeah.

Okay.

I see what you're doing.

Hey,

hey,

honey,

why don't u e b in the other room?

E was just you

E was just you know,

I'm just saying it z

I'm just saying it z e e don't know.

e e don't know.

Yeah,

I'm afraid of like Whoa!

Hey.

Okay,

that you are very straight.

Okay.

E que what?

I'm told I'll go,

I'll explain.

Thio,

What happened?

Don't don't know know.

So I couldn't pretend that we like could Couldn't

So I couldn't pretend that we like could Couldn't you pretend is that you can't pretend you would rather

you pretend is that you can't pretend you would rather

you pretend is that you can't pretend you would rather watch it?

watch it?

It's not really rational when you say that.

Is it you really good looking?

You really are.

If that's not a question,

and I you can't tell him that you can't tell him that i e

and I you can't tell him that you can't tell him that i e didn't wanna do this.

didn't wanna do this.

You'll never let me live that down.

You know,

living with these kind of guys expect you act a certain way.

The concept in the second part is like a thing that you can understand it first people have,

they say they want to do something,

but then they But I guess they really want to do it.

You know,

it's just one of those things where they

it's just one of those things where they Okay,

Let it out,

bro.

Let it out.

Better out than in,

I always say.

Oh,

sounds like you have some fun last night.

Soft What?

Pay top dollar for that bitch.

Good morning,

fuckers.

How are you boys doing?

What's up?

Another much?

Another much,

man,

You're all cherry today.

Indeed.

Yeah.

Have a good night.

Last night Oh,

yes.

I'm feeling quite rejuvenated.

After giving that young lady the business as it were,

give her smolder.

Oh,

brought the smolder.

You know,

after she was done a pity fucking his sorry ass who think.

What do you think,

Senator Thio?

Regardless,

I know she had a good time.

Yeah,

from what she tells me,

she always had to force you to have sex because you were so nervous.

From what?

She tells me you poop a little when you come.

She also says you make her wear a dildo.

Yeah,

for her pleasure.

To each its own,

I guess.

Hurry up like you're not even dressed yet thing.

This motherfucker looks classy.

Hell,

shut up.

Give me a sucker.

I'll get my shit.

Let's move on.

That man cannot hold his liquor.

I don't know,

a square.

There were times where it felt like she had a second clitoris.

It was crazy.

Three Twitter.

I know.

You gotta lay like it.

Got a financial your dick in there.

There's no way.

Mm.

She could just,

like,

like,

four way dig coming like,

uh,

Did she have toe learn that when she's born that way she's born with it a gift?

No wonder she went through a profession.

She makes like five cheese a week.

I imagine so.

She does nothing but just party,

man.

Her hands were like cold,

but in a good

but in a good way.

but in a good way. Did you touch the camera?

Did you touch the camera?

Did you spill beer on it again,

man?

man? No,

No,

man.

I was playing with settings.

Oh,

God.

What for?

What,

like,

dude?

Three cameras aren't supposed to run this way,

man.

Going up to Fishkill,

New York,

to get Matt Hose and film it all from bad thing.

Now put that shit away.

There's a reason why we locked you back in that cage.

Dude,

let's just leave him on the side of the road or some shit.

Yeah,

like dude.

Yeah,

dude,

that would be the funniest thing.

Well,

we got a call like,

Hey,

you assholes!

E,

I'll pay around right now.

Taken

Taken way,

Everything will be.

Make me.

Yeah,

this is all expenses

this is all expenses paid.

Hell,

yeah.

Shit.

He probably spend all the money on the fucking party.

So now we have to wait in this room,

but whatever.

Because if we get him a really nice fucking movie,

dude,

he'll probably send us back here.

next year in a really nice fucking room.

Let's get some crows back here.

Something.

Fuck,

yeah,

Yeah,

like the new slot.

It's funny.

Do we got the party?

Soon?

Let's just shit together and go fucking do it,

all right?

Yeah,

you're right.

We got to save our performances for the rave.

What,

Uh what did you think?

We're gonna need talent.

All of us are probably going to get a fuck on tonight.

Yeah,

we'll get some other people,

but it's mainly gonna be us.

Dude,

I never agreed to that.

That's where I draw the line.

I told you that.

Dude,

you're getting money for sex.

How many days were here for anyway?

He said we gotta be back,

like,

right away.

So one day

So one day let's get drunk on your part.

let's get drunk on your part.

Was really doing another wrong until the truth.

I was really doing nothing wrong.

Take ribs Andre from his fucking bone.

Just six jerk was fucking ball rolled up.

Take care from a different time zone.

Paranoid.

Stay with my

Stay with my Mr.

It was certainly doing 70.

I'm telling the truth.

I was really doing nothing wrong until the truth.

I was really doing.

You think I'm guilty when you should take out a Not guilty.

I was smoking.

Kelly Hash can keep pieces in.

So that was when the lake was shown.

I was smoking Kelly hash.

Hank.

Okay,

so that was when the languished down.

Mr.

Officer,

it wasn't thinking four wasn't really doing 75 64.

I'm telling the truth.

I was really doing nothing wrong until the truth.

I was really doing nothing wrong.

We

We owe.

I was looking tell you based in a different tone.

That was when the language in Mr Officer I was really wrong until the truth.

I was really doing wrong.

Just But you're from spoke about Just take arrears on insured for a smoke bomb.

Dark side

Dark side ways.

Just how great is the fact that you're both

Just how great is the fact that you're both still wearing pants?

still wearing pants?

President Drop city advanced nature.

Sorry,

He's writing my You should make it

He's writing my You should make it e

e

e e

e

e dogs,

dogs,

dogs

dogs e

e

e e

e

e Mhm.

Yeah.

$100 dollars Dollars.

Okay.

E

E Yeah,

yeah,

yeah.

Walk,

walk Did anything

walk Did anything e

e o

o

o God,

I e don't see your

I e don't see your leg ranger.

leg ranger.

Listen,

I have a p

I have a p e

I have a p e more coming out with my friends with

e more coming out with my friends with

more coming out with my friends with

more coming out with my friends with especially in humans.

especially in humans.

Don't be

Don't be Oh

Oh

Oh with

with

with video

video

video river it gets?

river it gets?

Yeah.

Wow.

Yeah.

What the fuck do What the fuck were you?

Why do you call me for the fighting?

What the fuck?

You know what?

There?

Yes!

Stop it!

E

E o

o

o oh,

e o

e o e

e o

o

o killing you and your little bitches.

killing you and your little bitches.

E shit!

The fuck Get off me!

Get off the fucking doing!

Fucking pervert!

Uh oh,

God.

Last night.

Oh,

my God.

Who's awesome?

E?

I had so much sex.

Dude,

I can't believe I'm actually saying this to you.

Uh huh.

Actually,

no problem last night,

man.

Well,

no shit.

We had a grand fucking time.

We had lots of fucking sex,

and we got paid to fucking do it,

too.

It's the best.

So how how's the footage on working,

man?

I don't know.

Probably pretty good.

What?

You did nothing.

Dude,

you got me way too fucked up before I went there.

Whatever.

Look,

you're not expecting me to stand the entire fucking night glued to a camera at a party like

you're not expecting me to stand the entire fucking night glued to a camera at a party like that?

That's not happening,

dude.

All right,

listen,

listen.

Maybe maybe slots.

Got something?

Hey,

come on,

wake up.

Surprise.

Let me see your camera.

Where is it?

Oh,

fuck.

Four hours of footage.

Fuck,

yeah.

Alright,

Slaw Soft to the rescue.

Yeah.

What?

What?

What?

You take a look for yourself,

dude.

What's four hours of footage?

It's four hours of you.

Just you.

What?

All you.

There's no women in this.

Just your ugly face.

Fuck it must've been holding camera backwards.

What do you mean,

holding the camera backwards?

What?

How many times do we have to tell her?

What kind of fucking cinematographer?

That's your job,

asshole.

Shit!

What the fuck did you give me a camera?

So what we gonna do?

All right,

listen.

Look,

I'm gonna call Mr Dong.

I'm gonna get an extension.

You think he's really good?

Do that?

Not really,

but we have to give it a try.

Take this off.

Shit.

What we're gonna do?

Oh,

my God.

All right,

come down.

Come down.

Right.

All right.

It's ringing.

Good.

Okay.

Hi,

Mr Dong.

Yeah.

Hi.

This is Ian.

Yeah.

No,

no.

We're not on our way back yet.

No,

we're gonna be leaving out soon,

though.

Yeah,

we just expand to a couple of problems,

and I just,

uh So once enough could we get an extension you know,

like,

one or two days.

That's all we need.

Fuck.

Not Howie.

Yeah.

Yeah,

I hear you.

I understand,

sir.

Alright.

We'll have it for you tonight.

I promise.

Yep.

All right.

I swear yet we're gonna get it done.

There's not gonna be any problems.

We'll have it for you tonight.

You got it.

All right.

All right.

Thank you.

All right.

Have a good day,

sir.

Right.

By fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck,

Fuck!

Shit.

What is it?

I just

I just just

just

just Oh,

you okay there,

man?

What?

Mhm.

Well,

you what do you think happened,

toe?

Yeah,

man,

I don't know,

because im poison sumac.

Dude,

that was only once.

Okay,

man,

you were both fucking dumb enough to do it a bit.

Dude,

seriously,

though,

I really do think that it sounds like he's whacking off your mom.

Dude.

Fuck you,

man.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

come on.

So there's the situation,

guys.

Mr Dong is not giving us an extension.

We have to have a porn already for him by 7 p.m. Tonight,

or he's gonna chop all of our dicks off.

Let's just go to the beach and shoot a foot fetish video.

Okay?

No one likes foot fetish.

Except for you.

I don't like him.

But statistically,

that is the most common fetish way pretender with the DEA,

and we strip search some people.

Okay,

that's that's really,

really illegal.

He's just like 25 to life.

Illegal Uran.

Idiot.

All right,

All right.

How about this?

How about this?

All right,

we find a chick to baby sit for us,

right?

But there's no kid.

It's slot and he pretends to be a retard.

Right?

And you're his older brother.

Dude,

your return for just coming up with that shit,

man.

You don't have it.

No.

No.

Okay.

How far to the nearest Sue?

I'm telling you,

you need to fuck a zebra.

Do not out,

motherfucker.

That's what you get for saying something stupid zebra.

That's always as bad as your king King Kong Dong into the

That's always as bad as your king King Kong Dong into the fetish industry.

fetish industry.

Dude,

he doesn't want to be on the finish.

And what the fuck are we gonna find?

Girls?

Mature amateurs.

All right,

You know anyone?

I'm not going to grandma know any?

Who said anything about a grandma talking about,

like a chicken or late thirties like that?

You're talking about like your mom.

Shit,

dude.

Yeah,

man.

38 to 45 man.

Mature amateurs.

You guys were fucking You know why?

It's gonna work,

though,

because they're easy a shit.

Dude,

I'm not fucking know cougar,

because,

dude,

dude,

don't you know,

half of them have fake teeth,

and they could just take them out and give you,

Like,

what kind of 30 year olds you've been fucking blow job.

Dude,

Dude,

I'm suction.

I'm not getting a gum job,

man.

Actually,

with Lance on this one,

that sounds gross.

Yeah,

you know,

it's gross when slot this fucking disagreeing.

Whatever.

Whatever.

Fine.

Fine.

Let's think about something else.

What about you?

Have you got any fucking ideas?

I e to Oh,

really?

All right,

I'm listening.

So what we dio is way stop on the side of the road with a big sign that

So what we dio is way stop on the side of the road with a big sign that says wet T shirt contest.

says wet T shirt contest.

And we get chicks to stop and put on a wet T shirt contest.

Dude,

that idea is even worse than his man.

How is that worse?

It's the middle of winter.

You really think so?

Random ass chicks will tell them we're with fear Factor.

What?

Fear of frostbite.

Yeah,

right.

The fuck is that?

You're stupid.

Are you not afraid of frostbite?

I'm sorry.

I thought that was a legitimate thing to be afraid of.

We pick up a hot chick that stranded somewhere and be like your girl.

Why don't we give you a ride?

Or I could find a chick and then,

you know,

with her car,

she gets when she's all,

like,

can't fucking,

you know,

pay us for the ride will be like,

you're gonna pay us a ride with a ride home.

Exactly.

You know,

it's like,

and then she'll be like,

No.

And I was like,

Listen,

we'll give you money for she don't need to know that we ain't got no money.

Like I got something.

I got some Ondo stashed away,

but,

you know,

we can't use that so we can just pretend to give it to her,

you know?

And then we get it back and then dump her after we're done with her.

Done.

All right.

That sounds completely ethical.

I'm on board with this.

You're really down with this shit sloth.

How hard could it bay?

Lance,

we're in a college town right now.

Lance.

It's either that these pictures are on spring break.

Think they're not looking for some action?

Fine way are going to die.

Fine.

I'll do it.

Tell him we gotta find it.

This place is fucking empty.

Wait,

There's a chick where?

E c that.

I see that.

I see that.

I see that.

Let me get that window down.

Indo down.

Let me get that window down.

Get that window down.

Hey,

what's up?

Nothing.

Just go.

Yeah.

We don't see any car out there.

You are.

So you're stranded,

huh?

And I just bought that car.

Really?

Yeah.

Well,

what do you think might have taken it?

I don't know.

I just got into a fight with my boyfriend and Oh,

damn,

P And wow.

So you're just You're just all over the place,

huh?

Can I ask you what's going on your camera?

We're making a documentary.

Just life in general.

You know,

it's about the economic crash.

Yeah,

we're driving around the country looking at what's going on everywhere.

Like having what people are willing to do.

Yeah,

what they're willing to do for money just to get by.

So,

you know,

we could give you a ride to wherever you need to go,

because I think it's starting to rain,

and I really need to pay.

Yeah.

All right.

So why don't you hop back into their Yeah.

Let me get you in there.

Still,

this Lance has mentioned earlier.

Yeah,

I 00 no.

All right,

here we go.

Got your phone.

All right.

Everybody cozy back there?

Oh,

yeah.

Look,

cozy little place.

Ha,

ha.

So why don't you tell us about yourself?

My name is Alicia Ba.

Oh,

yeah.

That's a very exotic name.

Yeah,

my mother named me.

She doesn't like common names,

so All right.

That's cool.

That's cool.

Yeah.

So you have a job?

Um,

I worked two jobs.

Oh,

really?

I work in a store bank.

All right.

Yeah.

Look at that smile.

Keeping shit braces years and years ago.

Yeah,

years embraces lots of money to

years embraces lots of money to so,

Lance.

Well,

you've been so quiet.

Yeah,

we have a fine woman up in here,

and you're just sitting there like a little girl.

I'm not fucking little girl man drinking your whiskey.

Drink that whiskey bitch.

Right now.

I'm doing this because,

you know,

just want to get better at it.

You can't always have him fucking filming a little jittery right now.

You had a little bit of a hard night last night.

Way went to that way.

Went to that rave party that's over there four blocks away at that huge warehouse.

Yeah,

that's super exclusive one.

Yeah.

Yeah,

you know that A brave extreme.

Yeah.

Happens once a year.

Just Lezin shit.

So,

yeah,

I want to ask you a question.

Don't have to answer if you don't want to.

But,

you know,

I gotta ask,

because I'm really,

you know,

just interested in that kind of shit.

But you don't have to answer if you're all a little bit weird about it.

It's gotta be a little bit of a private and question,

you know,

But you know,

E just want to know,

because I'm one of those guys,

you know,

the legs to find out things.

Hey,

what's that called?

Investigators.

No,

No.

Curious.

That's it?

Yeah.

Yeah,

I'm a curious guy,

but oh,

yeah,

I'm very curious,

guy.

So I gotta know.

What would you do for 50 bucks?

Making an honest living,

honest living?

What you gonna How are you going?

How much How long is it gonna take you to make 50 bucks in an honest living?

How many?

How many hours is gonna take you to make $50 doing an honest

How many hours is gonna take you to make $50 doing an honest job?

Um,

mhm.

Probably in just a few days here.

All that rain.

What we saved you from.

Thank you.

A few days.

A few days to make 50 bucks.

Damn.

I'll give you 50 bucks right now If you show me your tits,

you don't gotta answer.

It's a really private and question,

you know,

like it's your titties and all.

But,

you know,

I'm just offering it to you.

50 bucks for antiques?

No,

not for $50.

All right,

All right.

What about 100?

We got 100.

$100?

Yeah.

What about 100 bucks?

Yeah,

how about this?

How about this?

For $100 you show us your titties and he motorboats him.

It's real money.

Well,

we don't say this ever.

You're a baker.

You can tell when it's a fake.

Bill,

isn't it?

Can't you know,

in the real bill is really?

Come on.

Don't look like honest guys would not just guys drive around in a van like this.

Look at that.

Look at the zebra print.

It's class.

All right?

Super classy right there.

Look at that.

Honest.

Guys,

come on.

You seem cool.

You know,

you could use 100 bucks.

We're trying to help you out.

Exactly.

You know,

if you don't want her,

that's fine.

We'll just take it to where you need to go on.

That's it?

Yeah.

You don't need to be,

by the way,

that's true.

You do trump her off somewhere to pee it.

All right.

There's a Dunkin Donuts right there.

Why don't you turn in there?

You see it?

Yeah.

Perfect.

Right.

So you really think she's Dude,

we're going to get that?

She's digging you hard,

dude.

She seems to be super fucking cool off at a safe place if she

She seems to be super fucking cool off at a safe place if she comes back in exactly.

comes back in exactly.

Dude,

she's down to fuck.

We lived up to our end of the deal.

Exactly,

man.

And all we have to do is just get her to fucking Pete.

That's it.

That's it. And then we're gonna fuck.

And then we're gonna fuck.

And then we're gonna fuck. Yeah,

Yeah,

it's gonna follow girls with that fucking issues.

All right.

How you feeling?

Better.

Yes.

Getting some help over there,

Ugo.

Okay,

You got it.

you got it?

Way.

Don't want to go into the emergency room.

Yeah.

No,

Definitely.

Yeah.

It's less fun that way.

That's true.

That's true.

Are you guys from Arizona?

Because I saw your license plates.

Arizona?

No,

no,

it's a rental van.

We rented this thing out for a couple of months.

I thought,

but he gave us a rented it from Arizona.

No,

no,

no.

We're actually from California.

Yeah.

You guys from California?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Professional.

He's lying.

He's not a professional surfer.

Said we the collective we that he's our mascot.

He's funny when he falls off.

Yeah.

Hey,

he do is he does.

He is one of the best Waxer as ever.

He is one of the best Waxer as ever. Oh,

Oh,

he's a master Waxer.

He is a master Waxer.

He might be a master Waxer,

but I'm a master debater.

That's a debate about the money again,

right?

So 100 bucks boobies and the motor boat.

It's pretty sweet money.

$100 in 35 seconds.

Look at these things,

girl.

You are fine.

You are fine as hell.

Oh,

yeah.

Motorboat them titties.

400 bucks.

You showed us your titties,

right?

And you got a motor boat out of it.

Now I'll give you another 150.

Alright,

It's 150 big ones.

If you suck his dick,

you don't have to say yes,

you can decline.

I won't be mad.

We'll take you wherever you need to go anyways.

But just think about it.

I do have a pretty huge dick.

He's got a huge fucking day Ideo Why don't you show it to her?

Why don't you show it to her so she can see it?

Give her a little something something.

Check this out.

Yeah,

yeah,

yeah.

You know,

that's a big thing right there.

I can see it in your eyes.

You're just like wow!

All right,

all right.

How about this?

How about this?

$200?

I got it right here.

200 bucks.

Generous.

That's that's really generous for that big thing in your mouth.

I don't think so.

Come on.

It'll take you five minutes to make him come.

You've got those lips like you know you what you're doing.

Yeah.

You know what you're doing?

You know you know.

Alright,

Alright,

Alright,

Alright,

alright.

Hold on a second.

You see how much I have?

Yeah,

I got an extra 10 bucks.

$210 for a five minute blowjob.

How How long does that make take you in,

like,

one week?

$210 for something.

You can probably even finish him off in three minutes.

$210 in three minutes.

Come on.

All right.

Damn.

She's How you doing?

Look at you.

She's good,

huh?

Yeah,

she is.

Mm hmm.

Look at that fine ass.

Yeah.

Mhm.

You mind if I take your pants off?

What?

Do you mind if I take your pants off?

Um,

they've got to be uncomfortable.

Sure.

Fuck you.

So all right,

enough with the formalities now that we're here,

Alicia.

But it wasn't right.

Yeah.

So why don't you just get laid

So why don't you just get laid then?

You know you wanna fuck,

You will know You wanna get fucked,

right?

I know you wanna get fucked?

Look at you.

You're ready for it,

huh?

That big dick in your pussy,

You know you want it?

Look at him.

He wants it.

Look at you.

You can't say no,

can you?

You ready?

Huh?

The women love it.

What can I say?

You love it,

man.

You got experience at the thunder.

The lands thunder You?

Mm.

You fine You wanted,

huh?

Okay.

Now,

why don't you take those fucking that broth.

I want to see them titties.

So fully clothed Shit.

Did you are,

dude,

I'll fucking get naked to Sierra tits.

Yeah.

Mm.

Fuck that bitch.

Damn,

you guys make sure how much do you love the bus of lust?

I really love the booth crossed.

Make you square.

Oh,

yeah,

bitch.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

you are?

Oh,

yeah,

That's a,

uh,

look at that side.

Boo.

Oh,

yeah,

man.

Yeah.

She doesn't yell out his name.

Oh,

yeah.

Yellow my what?

My name for kicks.

Oh,

shit.

Yeah.

Hey,

don't slow down.

Yeah,

man.

Shit,

bitch.

Go faster,

actually.

Yeah,

right.

His day.

Make him see guard.

Uh huh.

I don't think she can handle it.

I don't think you can handle it.

I think she's about to come.

Yeah.

Uhh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh,

shit.

On your knees.

Let me just in your face.

Oh,

yeah.

Come on her face.

Hell,

yeah.

Is that some good semen on your face,

huh?

Yeah.

Did you enjoy that?

Yeah,

you did.

Look at you.

I thought we all worked out the place.

Yeah.

All right.

We'll hear again.

Alright,

We're almost at your place.

Cool.

Cool.

Go on your clothes.

Yeah.

Why don't you get dressed?

Yeah.

There you go.

Some nice tats you got there.

Thank you.

Uh huh.

Mr.

Lands just got his dick

Lands just got his dick sucked.

Mr.

Lance had sex with this

Lance had sex with this beautiful girl because you're

beautiful girl because you're

beautiful girl because you're gay.

You're right.

You're a fact E was just being nice

You're a fact E was just being nice because you suck.

because you suck.

Oh,

shit.

She's in the dance with Uh huh,

That's true.

You were.

Look at you.

Oh,

shit.

Hell,

yeah.

Hell,

yeah.

It sucks for you.

A reason why you're the driver.

Sloth.

Hell,

yeah,

man.

The only reason I wasn't whether it's because my dick hurts because you don't know pacers.

What?

What happened to your dick,

Paul?

I'm gonna say,

is eight chicks at the same time.

And the Octopus?

Dude,

it's such a kids about getting here.

I need a fucking cigarette.

No,

dude,

I know even I'm you need a sick right after that fucking too.

And I'm hot and bothered from this.

You know what I mean?

Yeah,

that's unrelated.

E going for a cigarette to,

actually,

so you know I can get your number,

right?

Yeah.

We'll make you a star way Can make you a star.

Really?

Yeah.

Way got,

like,

13 different movies coming up.

We already got sponsors for them.

The role?

At least $200,000.

0,

shit.

We're here.

Alright,

He's going,

man.

Yeah,

We'll see your teddies later.

Damn,

girl.

January!

Yeah!

Waas Yeah!

Waas She

Waas She cool Shit.

cool Shit.

Hell,

yeah.

Mm.

Oh,

wait,

wait,

wait.

Wait a second.

Wait a second.

Wait a second.

Hold on.

I got your Get your jacket right here.

You forgot about it.

Here you go.

Bye.

E can't believe that fucking works.

You got the footage Filmed,

Everything edited.

It's all good way of,

like,

legal deals with fuck legal problems.

All right?

Our lives are on the line here.

Okay?

Do you think Mr Dog's gonna like the footage?

Yeah,

he's gonna like a fucking e Didn't see the footage.

I'm fucking driving.

I gotta ask these things.

Shit.

Shit. Well,

Well,

Lance stayed with his giant e.

Still think I would have had a shot with her?

I'm just putting that out there,

So,

dude,

you got it all done.

It's already for him.

Way e.

It's still okay,

But it's all there,

right?

Yeah,

I got spare DVDs.

E can you?

So we got spirit.

Geez,

everything's good,

everything's good, alright?

alright?

Just got stopped by the house to get though.

That's that.

Good shit.

That's not good.

Shit.

We're gonna be fine.

We're gonna be Oh,

you all right?

Legally,

what's up?

Like you could use some help.

As a matter of fact,

I dio what do you need help with killing three men for killing

I dio what do you need help with killing three men for killing anyone?

Babe Hoppin,

we'll give you a ride to a nice place,

please.

Thes assholes deserve it.

They driving this tacky ass van called the bus of Lust you?

Isn't that what that motherfucker was calling his piece of shit van last night at the bar?

Don't Let's get these cocksuckers

Don't Let's get these cocksuckers e got the tools in the back.

e got the tools in the back.

So you in Get in,

baby.

Though I only write shotgun

Though I only write shotgun after you,

after you,

I guess.

Move over,

Chuckles.

Yeah,

Really?

Go,

baby,

Keep going where you're going and then we'll talk.

Baby doll.

How do you know we'll find him?

Trust me,

we will now,

Dr Indeed this footage is turning out really fucking sick,

man.

Yeah,

dude.

Fucking nasty man.

E

E didn't pie.

didn't pie.

Nice fucking rest of their shit.

Nice fucking rest of their shit. Are you serious?

Are you serious?

Fucking slot slot,

Not me.

Joke is going on.

Uh oh.

What happened?

What the fuck is this?

So,

dude,

look at this shit.

You fucking kidding,

man?

Come here.

Bring the fucking camera,

man.

Fucking think evidence of this shit,

man.

Look at this shit.

Fucking e.

Don't give a fuck,

dude.

Right there.

Those assholes go.

What if this guy is a fucking mess?

Fucking camera.

I'm pretty sure that should be used against Dude.

Let's just call triple a man.

You fucking kill them with 40 nails.

They're gonna wanna see the video.

Dude,

this is First.

They try anything that's or anything he's a fucking boarding else.

Got in trouble in the first place.

J.

How did you feel that you fucked up my car?

Of course.

What do you mean,

off course?

Come on.

I hurt your con.

Got started to fuck my car up.

Listen,

that shit is nothing compared Figure I don't care.

I got shit to do.

I got places to be and you are distracting my shit.

So I take it you're gonna apologize,

giving me your car so I can get to my job.

Really?

I'm gonna You want that?

I don't.

You're just fucking jealous.

Yeah.

What?

Oh,

yeah,

boy.

Fuck,

you're dead.

Mhm.

But not before

But not before way over here.

way over here.

E need this shit.

He gonna take care of this personally?

Go ahead.

I'm up stopping you.

Yeah.

What?

Yeah,

yeah,

yeah.

The fight begins ringing bone.

Oh,

one fucker.

Yes.

Fucking what the fuck?

Sorry,

Sorry.

Please let me go.

Please let me go,

Like,

on the side of the road.

Like what you do with me.

You fucked me like a dirty little slut.

And after you finish videotaping it and promised me money,

you left me there.

Left me without a fucking dime.

I couldn't even pay for a bus if I had walked to the nearest stopped 10 miles.

I repeat a 10 mile walk.

What kind of fucking gentleman are you?

A bitch?

That's what kind of gentleman he is.

You should treat a woman with respect.

Apologized to worry.

Trembling little bitch.

Apologize.

Okay.

What do we owe?

I thought you were a tough You left me on the side of the road and stole my money.

E could get your money.

I'll get you the money so I could get you anything you want.

Just a fucking Okay.

Hey,

why don't you play doctor with Chuck's hammer and

why don't you play doctor with Chuck's hammer and test his reflexes?

test his reflexes?

Hold on,

hold on.

Wait a minute.

I got this thing.

Oh,

they're just getting started,

honey,

aren't you?

Are you owe e

Are you owe e o?

Hey,

shut up!

Hey.

Oh,

you hit him a couple of times since you need a back

you hit him a couple of times since you need a back thio

thio

thio up.

Yeah.

Wow.

A baby's gonna start.

Quien wah e

Quien wah e o

o

o You want that?

You want that?

Tough,

right.

Say it again.

Way could all hear it declares Piece of what

Way could all hear it declares Piece of what track?

Oh,

number two.

Yeah.

This is so much fun.

A bitch begging for his life.

I'm sorry.

So you watch this fat piece of shit over here.

Li e need to talk.

Teoh owns l don't kill him yet.

Right?

Okay,

So what's up?

You want to see me?

Yes.

Why?

Why did you sell in?

Chuck?

Pick me up?

You look troubled.

Is that the real reason?

Yeah.

So let's say I were a guy.

Would you have stopped for me then?

I don't know.

You probably wouldn't.

So that just makes you as bad as them.

You pick me up just a fuck May know we didn't just admit it.

No.

What,

are you crazy?

Knock you off your high horse right now.

I don't want to fuck you at all.

So I'm not good looking The fuck you want,

Like your period or something.

What did you just say?

How you doing,

big man,

or even doing that?

Well,

Uh huh.

Do you wanna know my little story?

Uh huh.

Why?

I act like this.

See my listen up closely.

Uh,

nobody knows the real story about this guy.

See,

I try to live my life as a nice guy,

but yet they do not understand me.

A lot of talk for a big man.

E.

Guess what?

Guess what?

Guess what?

I'm gonna kill you eyes all about

I'm gonna kill you eyes all about May.

Hey,

hey.

Will die.

Unfortunately,

you will not get to see the thing I ever again.

But I'm a big man.

This is fucking reality.

Can't through your thick skull.

You should dance,

Clough Dance.

What was that?

Sounds like your boys a screamer.

Listen here,

bitch.

The only person that's gonna be screaming is you sure?

Probably the fucking pipes or something.

Then I'm gonna fucking kill you.

left.

What's the Uh huh.

Very close?

I don't know.

I don't care.

Um,

okay.

Kind of turning green in the Faten.

Maybe you should take a seat.

Mm.

Are you kidding?

I feel great.

Okay,

but did you see what happened to lead?

Yeah,

I haven't.

What the fuck did you do to him,

you sick bitch?

What I enjoy Fuck!

Are you?

You're too

You're too Oh,

yeah.

Little piggy little piggy.

Not by little piggy little

Not by little piggy little piggy.

Come out and play with mhm

Come out and play with mhm e Didn't like a little bitch.

e Didn't like a little bitch.

That's no fun.

Stop stalling and just come on out.

Oh,

come on,

you fucker.

What could be called How is my

What could be called How is my sexiest employees doing?

sexiest employees doing?

I'm glad to hear you.

So stress free.

How about their souls?

Good,

Good.

That's just what I want to hear.

Just send him over.

I have ah,

meeting with a business partner pretty soon,

Okay?

Yeah.

Thank you.

No.

Looks like you got a good haul there.

Alicia is one of my finest recruits,

impressed that she's doing so well considering that you killed her and all.

Not come on.

That's all power to the past now,

succumbing to her rage and abandoning her soul just gave her that second chance in life

succumbing to her rage and abandoning her soul just gave her that second chance in life that she always wanted.

that she always wanted.

So I guess business is booming.

Thanks.

Store.

Okay.

Those rich kids are always willing Thio pay top dollar for my films.

Well,

on the topic business.

How did we dio?

Yeah,

come on.

Your souls stuck in there?

Oh,

atta boy.

That's,

um,

prime stuff right there.

That iss for you,

Alicia,

but did a marvelous job tonight.

Humans air so funny Violence,

whatever.

Second sex gets mixed up in it,

everybody gets all grossed out in Crete.

No one ever wants to admit making a living doing shoot.

But these suckers,

they do all the work to tie up all the loose hands for us.

That's evil.

Okay,

well,

that was quick.

Yeah,

you're welcome.

E See them.

Let me get ready to greet them.

Talk to you later.

Yeah,

Yeah.

Okay.

What's up?

Looks like he used to help,

As a matter of fact,

18

18 thio

thio

thio that morning.

that morning.

Every day you walk distractions you.

It's not well as

It's not well as because I want something more.

because I want something more.

Yeah,

yeah,

that's all.

A second language learning decide anybody?

Oh,

body language is great

body language is great because you see Oh,

because you see Oh,

yeah.

You square?

I don't

I don't know.

Way,

way

way Square one again.

Square one again.

Again.

That's all I will do.

Fine.

Great.

To make you finally

To make you finally way.

What about trouble weighing up from town

What about trouble weighing up from town to town?

to town?

Yeah.

E

E e

e

e e

e

e playing with

playing with

playing with e

e

e Because promises

Because promises

Because promises when you

when you

when you you talk in

you talk in

you talk in my

my

my Because I don't break promises,

Because I don't break promises,

apparently to when you regret.

Listen me,

you can only blame yo.