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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,173 --> 00:00:05,256 - MORNING. - HEY. 2 00:00:05,256 --> 00:00:07,007 NOW, THAT WAS AN AMAZING NIGHT. 3 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,589 - YEAH, BUT WAS IT REAL, OR DID I DREAM IT? 4 00:00:08,589 --> 00:00:10,181 'CAUSE I'VE DREAMT IT SO MANY TIMES, 5 00:00:10,181 --> 00:00:12,973 BUT I'VE ALSO DREAMT THAT A SCARECROW WAS EATING MY TEETH. 6 00:00:12,973 --> 00:00:14,435 BUT IT WAS ME, BUT IT WASN'T ME. 7 00:00:14,435 --> 00:00:15,726 DO YOU EVER HAVE-- 8 00:00:18,729 --> 00:00:19,980 I THINK THIS DREAM'S BETTER. 9 00:00:19,980 --> 00:00:21,312 - IT WASN'T A DREAM. 10 00:00:21,312 --> 00:00:23,314 IT WAS JUST UNINHIBITED, CAREFREE FUN. 11 00:00:23,314 --> 00:00:26,487 I MEAN, LAST NIGHT, WHAT WAS THAT? 12 00:00:26,487 --> 00:00:27,988 - OH, IT WAS MY THUMB. 13 00:00:27,988 --> 00:00:29,320 - NO, I MEAN THE WHOLE THING. 14 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:32,613 I MEAN, IT WAS JUST ELECTRIC, RIGHT? 15 00:00:32,613 --> 00:00:33,614 - MM-HMM. - YEAH? 16 00:00:33,614 --> 00:00:34,955 - MM-HMM. 17 00:00:36,997 --> 00:00:39,660 - OH, DAMN. 18 00:00:39,660 --> 00:00:41,502 THAT MOTION. 19 00:00:41,502 --> 00:00:42,923 - OH, MY GOD, I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT, 20 00:00:42,923 --> 00:00:44,465 BECAUSE I JUST READ IT IN A COSMO 21 00:00:44,465 --> 00:00:45,756 THAT I FOUND IN THE JURY BOX-- 22 00:00:45,756 --> 00:00:47,508 - NO, I MEAN, I NEED TO FILE A MOTION. 23 00:00:47,508 --> 00:00:52,012 - RIGHT. - BUT I DUG THAT COSMO THING. 24 00:00:52,012 --> 00:00:53,344 - I'M GONNA GO TO THE BATHROOM. 25 00:00:53,344 --> 00:00:54,765 DON'T LISTEN, OKAY? 26 00:00:54,765 --> 00:00:55,766 [upbeat music] 27 00:00:55,766 --> 00:00:59,770 - ♪ HEY NOW 28 00:00:59,770 --> 00:01:02,273 ♪ HEY NOW 29 00:01:03,944 --> 00:01:05,186 - OKAY, EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP. 30 00:01:05,186 --> 00:01:07,358 WE'RE THROWING A SURPRISE PARTY FOR NINA. 31 00:01:07,358 --> 00:01:08,529 AND I WAS THINKING-- - WHY? 32 00:01:08,529 --> 00:01:10,611 - THE PUBLIC DEFENDER OF THE YEAR DINNER WAS CANCELED. 33 00:01:10,611 --> 00:01:12,613 NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE BOUGHT TABLES. 34 00:01:12,613 --> 00:01:13,744 - WHY A SURPRISE PARTY? 35 00:01:13,744 --> 00:01:14,995 I MEAN, SHE KIND OF SWIPED 36 00:01:14,995 --> 00:01:17,077 PD OF THE YEAR AWARD AWAY FROM PHIL. 37 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,499 IT SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR A GREETING CARD. 38 00:01:18,499 --> 00:01:20,251 - THEY DON'T HAVE CARDS FOR PD OF THE YEAR. 39 00:01:20,251 --> 00:01:22,253 I CHECKED ALL OF THE INTERNET. 40 00:01:22,253 --> 00:01:24,755 - DID YOU CHECK THE DEEP INTERNET? 41 00:01:24,755 --> 00:01:27,708 - PHIL, I WAS HOPING THAT YOU COULD MAYBE BRING-- 42 00:01:27,708 --> 00:01:29,510 - OH, ACTUALLY, I DON'T WANT TO BRING ANYTHING 43 00:01:29,510 --> 00:01:31,302 OR BUY ANYTHING OR MAKE ANYTHING FOR THIS PARTY, 44 00:01:31,302 --> 00:01:33,013 AND I DON'T WANT TO CHIP IN TO BUY ANYTHING 45 00:01:33,013 --> 00:01:34,595 OR MAKE ANYTHING AS A GROUP, 46 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:36,267 AND I DON'T WANT BE IN CHARGE OF BUYING 47 00:01:36,267 --> 00:01:39,180 OR BRINGING ANYTHING THAT NEEDS TO BE BOUGHT OR BROUGHT. 48 00:01:39,180 --> 00:01:40,931 DOES--DOES THAT COVER EVERYTHING? 49 00:01:40,931 --> 00:01:42,273 - I'LL PUT YOU DOWN FOR GETTING HER 50 00:01:42,273 --> 00:01:44,275 TO DON GUARDO'S FRIDAY NIGHT. 51 00:01:44,275 --> 00:01:46,227 - GOD, I FORGOT TO ADD THAT ONE IN THERE. 52 00:01:46,227 --> 00:01:49,150 - GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE. 53 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:51,071 ALL RIGHT, OR GOOD MORNING, ME. 54 00:01:51,071 --> 00:01:53,364 OH, THANK YOU, ME. ALL RIGHT. 55 00:01:53,364 --> 00:01:55,196 HEY, PHIL, YOU HAVE A FEW SECS? 56 00:01:55,196 --> 00:01:57,077 GOD, THAT SOUNDED LIKE I JUST SAID SEX, 57 00:01:57,077 --> 00:01:58,619 BUT WHY WOULD I SAY SEX? 58 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,831 OBVIOUSLY, I DIDN'T MEAN SEX. I MEANT SECONDS. 59 00:02:00,831 --> 00:02:02,082 I'M JUST GONNA STOP TALKING. 60 00:02:02,082 --> 00:02:03,374 - DO I HAVE A SEC, DO YOU MEAN? 61 00:02:03,374 --> 00:02:04,545 both: YEAH. - YEAH. 62 00:02:04,545 --> 00:02:05,666 OKAY, YEAH, 'CAUSE I JUST-- 63 00:02:05,666 --> 00:02:07,087 I FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT THE WAY 64 00:02:07,087 --> 00:02:08,589 THE PD OF THE YEAR THING WENT DOWN. 65 00:02:08,589 --> 00:02:10,171 I MEAN, GOD, I'VE ONLY BEEN HERE A YEAR, 66 00:02:10,171 --> 00:02:11,752 AND I GO AHEAD, AND I WIN THAT WHOLE THING 67 00:02:11,752 --> 00:02:13,174 JUST RIGHT OFF THE BAT, AND YOU-- 68 00:02:13,174 --> 00:02:15,306 GOD, YOU'VE BEEN HERE FOR 12 YEARS, 69 00:02:15,306 --> 00:02:18,969 - WHATEVER THIS IS, IT'S FINE, OKAY? 70 00:02:18,969 --> 00:02:21,182 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. EVERYTHING IS COOL. 71 00:02:21,182 --> 00:02:23,103 - OKAY, GOOD, 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE-- 72 00:02:23,103 --> 00:02:24,315 YOU MEAN A LOT, 73 00:02:24,315 --> 00:02:26,687 I MEAN, YOUR FRIENDSHIP MEANS A LOT. 74 00:02:26,687 --> 00:02:28,899 YOU GET IT, RIGHT? DO YOU GET WHAT I'M SAYING? 75 00:02:28,899 --> 00:02:29,900 - MM-HMM. - YOU GOT IT. 76 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:32,112 ALL RIGHT. 77 00:02:35,035 --> 00:02:36,697 - SO ARE YOU GUYS-- 78 00:02:36,697 --> 00:02:38,118 ARE YOU GUYS STILL HAPPENING OR-- 79 00:02:38,118 --> 00:02:40,241 - NAH, NO. I THINK I MISREAD THAT. 80 00:02:40,241 --> 00:02:43,334 I GUESS I'M NOT HER TYPE. - ALL RIGHT. 81 00:02:43,334 --> 00:02:46,207 WELL, IF WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HATE HER, JUST LET ME KNOW. 82 00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:50,711 - [chuckling] OH, MY GOD. 83 00:02:50,711 --> 00:02:52,793 both: OH. - OH, SORRY. 84 00:02:52,793 --> 00:02:55,005 - I'M ALWAYS TRYING NOT TO WALK INTO PEOPLE, 85 00:02:55,005 --> 00:02:56,387 BUT YOU'RE USUALLY SO GOOD AT IT. 86 00:02:56,387 --> 00:02:57,848 ARE YOU OKAY? - YEAH, NO, I'M GOOD. 87 00:02:57,848 --> 00:03:00,761 I WAS JUST READING A TEXT FROM A FRIEND. 88 00:03:00,761 --> 00:03:02,182 - OH, COOL. 89 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,804 - YEAH, SHE HAD A PRETTY CRAZY NIGHT LAST NIGHT. 90 00:03:03,804 --> 00:03:05,396 - ME TOO, MY CAT STARTED TALKING TO ME, 91 00:03:05,396 --> 00:03:07,978 AND I REALIZED [gasps] I'M OUT OF MY PILLS. 92 00:03:07,978 --> 00:03:10,070 - RIGHT, YEAH, NO, I MEANT CRAZY AS IN, 93 00:03:10,070 --> 00:03:11,021 LIKE, YOU KNOW, 94 00:03:11,021 --> 00:03:13,153 SHE HOOKED UP WITH AN EX THAT SHE WORKS WITH, 95 00:03:13,153 --> 00:03:13,944 AND BY HOOKED UP, I MEAN SEX, 96 00:03:13,944 --> 00:03:16,156 AND BY SEX, I MEAN LIKE ANIMALS. 97 00:03:16,156 --> 00:03:18,909 - OOH, LIKE COWS? 98 00:03:18,909 --> 00:03:20,160 - WHAT? NO, LIKE--LIKE SEXY. 99 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:24,124 LIKE SNOW LEOPARDS. - OH, MEOW. 100 00:03:24,124 --> 00:03:26,247 WELL, THIS APPEAL CAN WAIT. CONTINUE. 101 00:03:26,247 --> 00:03:29,830 - JUST BEFORE I START, WHY WAS COWS YOUR FIRST GO-TO? 102 00:03:29,830 --> 00:03:34,255 - OKAY, THEY'RE BIG, AND THEY'RE WARM. 103 00:03:37,428 --> 00:03:39,219 - JUSTIN, FYI, YOUR WITNESS DIDN'T BRING 104 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,301 HIS BILLING RECORDS AS EVIDENCE 105 00:03:40,301 --> 00:03:41,682 BECAUSE YOU FILED A SUBPOENA 106 00:03:41,682 --> 00:03:43,804 INSTEAD OF A SUBPOENA DUCES TECUM. 107 00:03:43,804 --> 00:03:45,346 - WHAT? LESS LATIN, MORE ENGLISH. 108 00:03:45,346 --> 00:03:47,728 - IT MEANS YOU'RE SCREWED. - OH, AM I? 109 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:50,190 WATCH THIS. 110 00:03:50,190 --> 00:03:52,192 MORRIS, MY MAN. HEY. 111 00:03:52,192 --> 00:03:54,355 - EXCUSE ME. HEY. 112 00:03:54,355 --> 00:03:56,156 - DID YOU--DID YOU CATCH THAT GAME LAST NIGHT? 113 00:03:56,156 --> 00:03:57,358 - YEAH, IT WAS INSANE. 114 00:03:57,358 --> 00:03:59,029 I WAS LIKE-- - YEAH, I KNOW IT. 115 00:03:59,029 --> 00:04:00,701 AT THE END, I WAS LIKE--AH! - AH! 116 00:04:00,701 --> 00:04:02,783 - AND THEN, UGH. - UGH. 117 00:04:02,783 --> 00:04:05,286 - ANYWAY, I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD DO ME 118 00:04:05,286 --> 00:04:06,787 JUST A LITTLE FAVOR. 119 00:04:06,787 --> 00:04:07,918 I'M WAITING ON SOME EVIDENCE TO COME IN, 120 00:04:07,918 --> 00:04:12,212 AND I WONDERED IF YOU COULD DELAY MY GUY JUST A-- 121 00:04:12,212 --> 00:04:13,754 JUST A LITTLE BIT. 122 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:15,215 I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE GET HIM LOST IN THE SYSTEM. 123 00:04:15,215 --> 00:04:17,177 - SO YOU WANT ME TO LOSE A PRISONER. 124 00:04:17,177 --> 00:04:22,222 - YEAH, JUST A SMALL FAVOR BETWEEN--BETWEEN FRIENDS. 125 00:04:22,222 --> 00:04:25,386 - WE'RE FRIENDS? - YEAH, OF COURSE WE ARE. 126 00:04:25,386 --> 00:04:26,977 WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU EVEN-- 127 00:04:26,977 --> 00:04:29,099 - WELL, WE'VE NEVER GRABBED LUNCH. 128 00:04:29,099 --> 00:04:30,351 - WELL, THEN LET'S GRAB LUNCH. 129 00:04:30,351 --> 00:04:31,732 - ALL RIGHT, GREAT, GREAT. 130 00:04:31,732 --> 00:04:33,233 WELL, WE'LL DO LUNCH. - ALL RIGHT. 131 00:04:33,233 --> 00:04:35,526 - AND THEN I'LL LOSE YOUR GUY SO DEEP, 132 00:04:35,526 --> 00:04:38,819 THEY'LL NEED SOME MATRIX-TYPE SH-- TO FIND HIM, YOU KNOW? 133 00:04:38,819 --> 00:04:40,611 - OH, I LIKE IT. I LIKE IT. 134 00:04:40,611 --> 00:04:41,612 - RIGHT? - ALL RIGHT. 135 00:04:41,612 --> 00:04:43,203 both: YEAH. 136 00:04:46,907 --> 00:04:48,829 - IT'S WHO YOU KNOW. 137 00:04:48,829 --> 00:04:50,541 - BEFORE I ASSIGN A TRIAL DATE 138 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:52,002 AND COST THE PEOPLE OF LOS ANGELES 139 00:04:52,002 --> 00:04:55,586 A BUTTLOAD OF TIME AND MOOLAH, MS. WHITLEY. 140 00:04:55,586 --> 00:04:57,257 - I CAN BEAT THIS THING. 141 00:04:57,257 --> 00:04:59,340 - OKAY, YOU SHOWED YOUR PENIS ON A BUS. 142 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:02,012 THERE WERE 18 WITNESSES. 7 OF THEM WERE JEHOVAH'S. 143 00:05:02,012 --> 00:05:04,094 - IT'S THE ZIPPERS, NOT ME. 144 00:05:04,094 --> 00:05:05,636 WHAT WE SHOULD BE DOING IS SUING THE PANTS OFF 145 00:05:05,636 --> 00:05:06,637 THE ZIPPER INTERESTS. 146 00:05:06,637 --> 00:05:07,848 - GOT IT, OKAY. 147 00:05:07,848 --> 00:05:10,270 YOUR HONOR, IT'S NOT GUILTY. 148 00:05:10,270 --> 00:05:11,642 - WELL, PERFECT. 149 00:05:11,642 --> 00:05:13,564 IN TWO DAYS, THE PEOPLE WILL CONSIDER 150 00:05:13,564 --> 00:05:15,896 MR. MAKINTOSH'S GENITALIA, 151 00:05:15,896 --> 00:05:17,858 THE VERY REASON I WENT TO LAW SCHOOL. 152 00:05:17,858 --> 00:05:20,200 NEXT CASE. 153 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:22,112 - UM, MR. BARBER, 154 00:05:22,112 --> 00:05:25,616 THERE'S ACTUALLY A FEW ISSUES CONCERNING THE CASE 155 00:05:25,616 --> 00:05:27,037 THAT I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT, 156 00:05:27,037 --> 00:05:28,499 SO IF THERE'S JUST SOMEWHERE PRIVATE 157 00:05:28,499 --> 00:05:31,291 WE COULD TALK ABOUT THIS, THAT'D BE GREAT. 158 00:05:31,291 --> 00:05:33,624 - OH, THAT WAS-- - WOW. 159 00:05:33,624 --> 00:05:35,085 - THAT WAS QUITE THE MOVE YOU PULLED-- 160 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:37,217 - YEAH, I KNOW. THAT MOP GAVE ME SOME BALANCE. 161 00:05:37,217 --> 00:05:39,259 - SO SHOULD WE DISCUSS THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM? 162 00:05:39,259 --> 00:05:41,011 - WELL, YEAH, NO, I WAS ON MORE OF A REGIMEN 163 00:05:41,011 --> 00:05:42,262 WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER, YOU KNOW? 164 00:05:42,262 --> 00:05:44,094 - NO, THE MAKINTOSH TRIAL'S IN TWO DAYS. 165 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:45,305 SO IF WE'RE REALLY GONNA DO THIS 166 00:05:45,305 --> 00:05:47,017 AND NOT JUST IN CLOSETS, 167 00:05:47,017 --> 00:05:49,099 WE NEED TO FILE PAPERS TO DISCLOSE THE RELATIONSHIP. 168 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:50,180 - OR WHAT, THEY'RE GONNA TAKE AWAY 169 00:05:50,180 --> 00:05:51,892 OUR LICENSE TO PRACTICE LAW? 170 00:05:51,892 --> 00:05:53,183 - YES, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY'LL DO, 171 00:05:53,183 --> 00:05:55,025 AND I'LL BE RUNNING FOR OFFICE SOMEDAY, 172 00:05:55,025 --> 00:05:57,778 SO CAN'T RISK A SCANDAL. 173 00:05:57,778 --> 00:06:00,240 - SO YOU WANT TO FILL OUT A FORM, LIKE, 174 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:01,532 WITH ALL OF OUR INFORMATION, 175 00:06:01,532 --> 00:06:03,193 AND THEN THE WHOLE WORLD SEES THE FORM, 176 00:06:03,193 --> 00:06:05,035 AND THEN WHEN YOU AND I WALK PAST, 177 00:06:05,035 --> 00:06:06,827 EVERYONE'S LIKE, "THOSE ARE THE TWO PEOPLE ON THE FORM." 178 00:06:06,827 --> 00:06:08,789 AND THEN PEOPLE AT LUNCH ARE LIKE-- 179 00:06:08,789 --> 00:06:10,330 - NINA, YOU'RE OVERTHINKING THIS. 180 00:06:10,330 --> 00:06:12,162 I'M READY. WE'VE DONE IT. 181 00:06:12,162 --> 00:06:15,125 WE KNOW HOW IT WORKS. YOU REMEMBER HOW IT WAS, RIGHT? 182 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:16,997 - YEAH. - ME AND YOU. 183 00:06:16,997 --> 00:06:20,260 IT'LL BE LIKE WE ALWAYS TALKED ABOUT AND MORE. 184 00:06:20,260 --> 00:06:23,554 YOU KNOW, WE CAN-- WE CAN GET A DOG. 185 00:06:23,554 --> 00:06:25,305 - WOW, A DOG, OKAY. 186 00:06:25,305 --> 00:06:27,267 - PORTUGUESE WATER DOG, I WAS READING ABOUT IT. 187 00:06:27,267 --> 00:06:29,560 THEY'RE GREAT WITH KIDS, AND MORE THAN THAT, 188 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:32,142 THEY'RE JUST IN GENERAL TREMENDOUS ANIMALS. 189 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:33,894 BUT LET'S NOT GET AHEAD OF OURSELVES. 190 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:38,318 LET'S GET THE FORM. - YEAH, LET'S GET THE FORM. 191 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,032 [bell rings] 192 00:06:54,535 --> 00:06:56,166 - I HATE TO BOTHER YOU. 193 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:58,168 - NOT THAT MUCH APPARENTLY. 194 00:06:58,168 --> 00:07:01,001 - I JUST NEED TO GET A FORM. 195 00:07:01,001 --> 00:07:02,172 - NUMBER? - OH, JUST ONE. 196 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:03,754 - FORM NUMBER. 197 00:07:03,754 --> 00:07:05,425 - I DON'T KNOW THE EXACT NUMBER OF THE FORM. 198 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:06,757 - HOW ABOUT WHAT'S IT FOR? 199 00:07:06,757 --> 00:07:08,719 - OH, IT'S ACTUALLY A LITTLE-- 200 00:07:08,719 --> 00:07:12,853 DO I HAVE TO SAY? - NO, I'LL JUST READ YOUR MIND. 201 00:07:12,853 --> 00:07:15,185 - IS THERE JUST A PLACE I COULD BROWSE ALL OF THE FORMS? 202 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:18,859 - NO. 203 00:07:18,859 --> 00:07:22,192 - OKAY, THAT'S HANDY. - YEAH, IT'S LIKE MAGIC. 204 00:07:30,330 --> 00:07:31,992 - NINA. - JEFFREY. 205 00:07:31,992 --> 00:07:35,125 JEFFREY, MY BOSS. MY BOSS, JEFFREY. 206 00:07:35,125 --> 00:07:36,707 WHAT ARE YOU-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 207 00:07:36,707 --> 00:07:38,879 - WELL, ACTUALLY, THAT'S A LITTLE PERSONAL. 208 00:07:38,879 --> 00:07:40,751 - OH, ENOUGH SAID. GOD, NO, ENOUGH SAID. 209 00:07:40,751 --> 00:07:42,132 - PROLAPSED ANUS. 210 00:07:42,132 --> 00:07:44,214 NO, I NEED A FORM TO GET A SPECIAL CHAIR. 211 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:46,216 - RIGHT, YEAH, YEAH. - WHAT ABOUT YOU? 212 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:48,719 - SAME, SAME, SAME, SAMESIES. 213 00:07:48,719 --> 00:07:50,350 - REALLY? - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 214 00:07:50,350 --> 00:07:52,472 JUST-- 215 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,555 - THAT'S THE SOUND. - YEAH. 216 00:07:54,555 --> 00:07:57,227 NOW, WHICH FORM IS IT? - OH, RIGHT HERE. 217 00:07:57,227 --> 00:07:58,769 - OH, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. - THERE YOU GO. 218 00:07:58,769 --> 00:08:00,400 SO YOU HEADED OUT THEN? 219 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,563 - NO, YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY I HAVE A COUPLE QUESTIONS, SO... 220 00:08:02,563 --> 00:08:04,314 - YEAH, YEAH, ME TOO. MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST-- 221 00:08:04,314 --> 00:08:06,777 - OH, NO, MY-- MY PHONE. 222 00:08:06,777 --> 00:08:10,240 OH, IT'S MY DOCTOR, 'CAUSE THEY FOUND A DONOR. 223 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:12,112 WHOLE ANUS, SO... 224 00:08:12,112 --> 00:08:13,614 - YOU'RE ONE OF THE LUCKY ONES. 225 00:08:13,614 --> 00:08:16,166 I'LL JUST-- - YEAH, I'M-I'M LUCKY. 226 00:08:16,166 --> 00:08:19,209 - DONNA! - JEFFREY! 227 00:08:19,209 --> 00:08:20,831 - YOU ARE THE SUNSHINE. 228 00:08:27,127 --> 00:08:28,969 - [sighs] 229 00:08:31,592 --> 00:08:34,474 HEY. - ANY NEWS FROM YOUR FRIEND? 230 00:08:34,474 --> 00:08:36,396 - ACTUALLY, YEAH. 231 00:08:36,396 --> 00:08:38,188 IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE GONNA TAKE THIS PRIVATE THING 232 00:08:38,188 --> 00:08:39,600 AND MAKE IT PUBLIC. 233 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:41,602 YEAH, SHE'S BEEN HUNG UP ON THIS GUY FOR A LONG TIME, 234 00:08:41,602 --> 00:08:43,644 SO I KNOW--I KNOW SHE REALLY WANTS THIS. 235 00:08:43,644 --> 00:08:45,485 - YEAH, SHE SHOULD JUST GO FOR IT. 236 00:08:45,485 --> 00:08:48,408 - RIGHT? LIKE, IT'S OBVIOUS, RIGHT? 237 00:08:48,408 --> 00:08:49,409 SHE SHOULD JUST GO FOR THIS. 238 00:08:49,409 --> 00:08:51,411 - CHERYL, DO YOU HAVE THAT HOMICIDE EVIDENCE? 239 00:08:51,411 --> 00:08:54,745 - SHH, CARLOS, NINA'S TELLING ME ABOUT HER SLUTTY FRIEND. 240 00:08:54,745 --> 00:08:56,657 - NINA HAS A FRIEND? - "NINA HAS A FRIEND?" 241 00:08:56,657 --> 00:08:59,790 YES, NINA HAS A FRIEND, CARLOS. 242 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:02,422 - WHAT'S THIS FRIEND'S NAME? 243 00:09:02,422 --> 00:09:03,503 - PEN. 244 00:09:03,503 --> 00:09:04,625 - HER NAME IS PEN, LIKE THAT PEN? 245 00:09:04,625 --> 00:09:08,589 - NO, NO, NO, THAT'S JUST-- IT'S SHORT FOR PENELOPE, 246 00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:11,632 BUT WE CALL HER PEN OR PENNY. 247 00:09:11,632 --> 00:09:13,674 SHE'S GOT A BIG DECISION TO MAKE, 248 00:09:13,674 --> 00:09:16,096 SO I'M HELPING WITH ADVICE. 249 00:09:16,096 --> 00:09:17,387 AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA TELL HER? 250 00:09:17,387 --> 00:09:19,600 I'M GONNA TELL HER THAT THIS GUY IS NOT LIKE ANY OTHER GUY. 251 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,521 HE TICKS ALL OF HER BOXES. 252 00:09:21,521 --> 00:09:23,523 HE IS HANDSOME, HE'S SUCCESSFUL, 253 00:09:23,523 --> 00:09:25,686 AND HE SMELLS LIKE CHRISTMAS IN BARBADOS. 254 00:09:25,686 --> 00:09:27,858 SO, YEAH, YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 255 00:09:27,858 --> 00:09:29,610 I'M GONNA TELL HER THAT SHE BETTER GET ON THAT TRAIN 256 00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:32,452 BEFORE THAT TRAIN LEAVES THE STATION. 257 00:09:32,452 --> 00:09:34,494 - COULD I GET ON THAT TRAIN? WOULD THAT BE WEIRD? 258 00:09:34,494 --> 00:09:36,536 - YOU TAKE THE NEXT TRAIN. 259 00:09:36,536 --> 00:09:38,408 - I NEED THAT HOMICIDE EVIDENCE. 260 00:09:38,408 --> 00:09:41,622 - I AM DANCING AS FAST AS I CAN, CARLOS! 261 00:09:43,203 --> 00:09:44,464 - MORRIS, HEY, 262 00:09:44,464 --> 00:09:46,627 MY CLIENT GOT CALLED, AND I LOST. 263 00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:49,549 WHAT HAPPENED TO GETTING HIM LOST IN THE MATRIX? 264 00:09:49,549 --> 00:09:52,422 - I WAITED FOR YOU IN THE CAFETERIA. 265 00:09:52,422 --> 00:09:54,474 - OH, MAN, I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT WAS TODAY. 266 00:09:54,474 --> 00:09:55,846 - YEAH, YEAH, WHATEVER. YOU KNOW WHAT? 267 00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:57,427 YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE GLIB GUYS. 268 00:09:57,427 --> 00:09:59,770 YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE GUYS THAT SAYS SH-- 269 00:09:59,770 --> 00:10:03,854 THEY DON'T REALLY MEAN LIKE, "OH, LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 270 00:10:03,854 --> 00:10:06,687 YEAH, COUNT ME IN. I'M ON IT." 271 00:10:06,687 --> 00:10:08,438 - PHIL, PHIL, PHIL, PHIL. 272 00:10:08,438 --> 00:10:10,651 DID YOU ASK NINA TO GO TO THE BAR FOR THE SURPRISE PARTY? 273 00:10:10,651 --> 00:10:13,864 - I'M ON IT. - OKAY. 274 00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:16,867 - LOOK, LUNCH WAS MY BAD, OKAY? LET ME MAKE IT UP TO YOU. 275 00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:18,578 HOW ABOUT I TAKE YOU OUT FOR A BEER, 276 00:10:18,578 --> 00:10:20,450 WE GO TO HAPPY HOUR, MAYBE DON GUARDO'S? 277 00:10:20,450 --> 00:10:22,452 - ALL RIGHT. - OKAY. 278 00:10:22,452 --> 00:10:24,454 - SURE, SOUNDS GOOD. HEY, DON'T STAND A BROTHER UP. 279 00:10:24,454 --> 00:10:27,668 - HEY, NOT A CHANCE. LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 280 00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:29,710 JESUS, I REALLY DO THAT. 281 00:10:46,566 --> 00:10:48,939 - HEY! - HEY. 282 00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:51,531 - WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY BOX? 283 00:10:51,531 --> 00:10:53,153 NOBODY TOUCHES DONNA'S BOX. 284 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,535 - ACTUALLY, I'M GOOD, DONNA. 285 00:10:55,535 --> 00:10:56,737 I AM QUITE GOOD. I AM SET. 286 00:10:56,737 --> 00:10:58,408 QUITE POSSIBLY SET FOR LIFE. 287 00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:00,781 - THEN GET OUT OF HERE. - OKAY. 288 00:11:05,495 --> 00:11:07,918 - HEY, NINA. - HEY, YEAH. 289 00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:09,549 - HEY, I WAS JUST GRABBING A CUP OF COFFEE. 290 00:11:09,549 --> 00:11:10,921 I WAS LOOKING AT IT, AND I THOUGHT, 291 00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:12,172 "HEY, THIS IS A DRINK. 292 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,714 "MAYBE WE SHOULD GO GRAB ONE OF THOSE TOMORROW, 293 00:11:13,714 --> 00:11:14,885 DON GUARDO'S." 294 00:11:14,885 --> 00:11:17,507 - ARE YOU-- ARE YOU ASKING ME OUT? 295 00:11:17,507 --> 00:11:18,558 - TO DON GUARDO'S. 296 00:11:18,558 --> 00:11:20,510 - I'D LOVE TO, 297 00:11:20,510 --> 00:11:23,643 BUT I AM UP TO MY KNEECAPS IN MALE GENITALIA RIGHT NOW. 298 00:11:23,643 --> 00:11:25,565 IT'S A FLASHER CASE. 299 00:11:25,565 --> 00:11:27,357 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, SO-- - THAT'S A GOOD REASON. 300 00:11:27,357 --> 00:11:28,608 WAIT, WHAT'S THE REAL REASON? 301 00:11:28,608 --> 00:11:30,610 YOU GOT A HAIR THING OR A SPA THING? 302 00:11:30,610 --> 00:11:32,773 YOU GETTING SOMETHING LANCED? THAT'S GOOD. 303 00:11:32,773 --> 00:11:34,444 THAT'S A GOOD CHOICE. YOU WON'T BE SORRY. 304 00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:36,366 I KNOW, YOU GOT YOUR DATE WITH A BOX OF WINE, 305 00:11:36,366 --> 00:11:38,318 BUT COME ON, IT'LL BE-- YOU'RE DRINKING ANYWAY. 306 00:11:38,318 --> 00:11:40,530 - NO, IT'S JUST-- WAIT, WHY? 307 00:11:40,530 --> 00:11:42,582 - BETTER QUESTION, WHY NOT? 308 00:11:42,582 --> 00:11:43,533 YOU DON'T HAVE AN ANSWER. 309 00:11:43,533 --> 00:11:46,787 THAT'S A YES. THAT'S A YES. 310 00:11:46,787 --> 00:11:50,330 - NO, I JUST--I-- - WELL... 311 00:11:50,330 --> 00:11:53,593 HOW ABOUT A MAYBE? 312 00:11:53,593 --> 00:11:55,715 THAT SOUNDED-- THAT WAS A MAYBE. 313 00:11:58,678 --> 00:12:00,680 - THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY YOU MIGHT BE ABLE 314 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:02,182 TO AVOID A LIFE SENTENCE, 315 00:12:02,182 --> 00:12:02,933 AND IT'S VERY COMPLICATED. 316 00:12:02,933 --> 00:12:05,395 YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY. 317 00:12:05,395 --> 00:12:06,606 - CHERYL, I NEED YOU. - OH, OKAY. 318 00:12:06,606 --> 00:12:08,398 - I NEED YOU. - BE BACK IN A SEC. 319 00:12:08,398 --> 00:12:09,980 - OKAY. 320 00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:11,982 PENNY GOT COLD FEET. - WHY? 321 00:12:11,982 --> 00:12:15,235 SHE WAS ON THE TRAIN. DID SHE GET OFF THE TRAIN? 322 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,858 - I THINK SHE JUST GOT BUTTERFLIES FOR ANOTHER GUY. 323 00:12:17,858 --> 00:12:19,239 - ANOTHER GUY? 324 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,450 WHAT THE HELL IS SHE THINKING? 325 00:12:20,450 --> 00:12:21,451 IS PEN INSANE? 326 00:12:21,451 --> 00:12:22,282 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 327 00:12:22,282 --> 00:12:23,363 SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WITH THIS GUY. 328 00:12:23,363 --> 00:12:26,827 HE ASKED HER OUT, AND SHE--SHE FELT SOMETHING, 329 00:12:26,827 --> 00:12:29,629 AND NOW IT'S MAKING PENNY WONDER IF-- 330 00:12:29,629 --> 00:12:31,581 IF SHE'S MAKING THIS GIANT DECISION 331 00:12:31,581 --> 00:12:32,963 FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS. 332 00:12:32,963 --> 00:12:34,084 I DON'T KNOW. WHAT DOES SHE DO? 333 00:12:34,084 --> 00:12:37,507 DOES SHE LOCK IT UP AND LET GO OF ALL OTHER OPTIONS, 334 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:42,472 OR DOES SHE KIND OF HOLD OUT FOR THOSE BUTTERFLIES? 335 00:12:45,225 --> 00:12:47,437 TRENT, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 336 00:12:47,437 --> 00:12:48,728 - YEAH. 337 00:12:48,728 --> 00:12:50,891 - SOMEWHERE A LITTLE MORE PRIVATE. 338 00:12:50,891 --> 00:12:52,482 - OH, YEAH, I GET IT, YEAH. 339 00:12:52,482 --> 00:12:53,733 YEAH. COME ON. 340 00:12:53,733 --> 00:12:55,735 - YEAH, OKAY. - AFTER YOU. 341 00:12:55,735 --> 00:12:57,607 WE GOT TO MAKE THIS QUICK. 342 00:12:57,607 --> 00:13:00,070 I GOT TO GET A BRIEF IN BEFORE THE CLERK BEFORE HE GOES HOME. 343 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:02,322 OH, YOU'RE GONNA KEEP THE FILES? YEAH, HOLD ON TO THE FILES. 344 00:13:02,322 --> 00:13:04,614 I LIKE THAT. - OKAY, NO, NO. 345 00:13:04,614 --> 00:13:05,866 IT'S NOT THAT. 346 00:13:05,866 --> 00:13:08,248 I BROUGHT YOU IN HERE BECAUSE I CAN'T DO THIS. 347 00:13:08,248 --> 00:13:12,332 - WAIT, WHAT? 348 00:13:12,332 --> 00:13:13,543 I DON'T GET IT, NINA. 349 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,335 I THOUGHT THIS WAS WHAT YOU WANTED. 350 00:13:15,335 --> 00:13:17,878 - YEAH, WANTED, PAST TENSE. 351 00:13:17,878 --> 00:13:19,920 LOOK, I THOUGHT I WANTED THIS, AND OLD NINA, 352 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:22,722 GOD, SHE SO WANTED IT. 353 00:13:22,722 --> 00:13:24,554 BUT I'VE GROWN, \AND I'VE CHANGED 354 00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:25,886 SINCE OUR RELATIONSHIP. 355 00:13:25,886 --> 00:13:27,888 AND NOW YOU WANT ME TO PUT IT ON PAPER, 356 00:13:27,888 --> 00:13:30,350 AND I AM NOT-- I'M NOT PAPER-READY. 357 00:13:30,350 --> 00:13:31,641 LOOK, THIS IS ABRUPT. I KNOW. 358 00:13:31,641 --> 00:13:32,933 I JUST FIGURED IT OUT, 359 00:13:32,933 --> 00:13:34,024 AND I HAD TO TELL YOU IMMEDIATELY, 360 00:13:34,024 --> 00:13:37,858 AND I'M--I'M SORRY. 361 00:13:37,858 --> 00:13:39,439 I'M SORRY IF YOU THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA SCREW 362 00:13:39,439 --> 00:13:42,742 IN HERE RIGHT NOW. 363 00:13:42,742 --> 00:13:46,536 - THAT'S--IT'S OKAY. 364 00:13:46,536 --> 00:13:47,747 - YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. 365 00:13:47,747 --> 00:13:49,709 I'M A GLIB GUY. 366 00:13:49,709 --> 00:13:51,501 I KEEP PEOPLE AT ARM'S LENGTH. 367 00:13:51,501 --> 00:13:53,373 IT'S SAFER THAT WAY. 368 00:13:53,373 --> 00:13:54,915 - YEAH, NO, SURE, I UNDERSTAND THAT. 369 00:13:54,915 --> 00:13:57,047 - IT'S JUST BEEN A LITTLE MIXED UP LATELY. 370 00:13:57,047 --> 00:13:58,798 THERE'S--THERE'S-- 371 00:13:58,798 --> 00:14:03,463 THERE'S SOMEONE AT WORK THAT I SEE EVERY DAY, 372 00:14:03,463 --> 00:14:07,307 AND I THINK I LIKE NINA. 373 00:14:07,307 --> 00:14:09,309 - OH, YOU'RE JUST NOW REALIZING THAT? 374 00:14:09,309 --> 00:14:10,931 WE ALL KIND OF SAW THAT FOR-- 375 00:14:10,931 --> 00:14:13,523 - DUH, DUH, DUH, DUH, THIS IS MY TIME HERE, OKAY? 376 00:14:13,523 --> 00:14:15,815 I HAD TO LISTEN TO YOUR WHOLE "I MET GLENN CLOSE ONCE" STORY 377 00:14:15,815 --> 00:14:17,477 FOR 25 MINUTES, SO THE FACT IS, 378 00:14:17,477 --> 00:14:19,109 MY LIGHTS WERE OFF, 379 00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:22,742 AND THEN SUDDENLY, SHE WALKS IN LIKE A CRAZY TRAIN, 380 00:14:22,742 --> 00:14:24,154 AND THEY'RE BACK ON AGAIN. 381 00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:26,486 - SHE TURNED THEM ON. - AND--AND--AND-- 382 00:14:26,486 --> 00:14:27,617 [shouts] 383 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:28,698 YOU KNOW? I DON'T KNOW. 384 00:14:28,698 --> 00:14:29,829 MAYBE I'M NOT DEAD INSIDE. 385 00:14:29,829 --> 00:14:30,951 - YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD? 386 00:14:30,951 --> 00:14:31,912 - I MIGHT NOT BE DEAD INSIDE. 387 00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:33,914 - MM-HMM. - RIGHT ON. 388 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:39,960 HEY. - HEY. 389 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,551 - YOU'RE JUST THE PERSON I WANTED TO SEE. 390 00:14:41,551 --> 00:14:42,802 WANTED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. - YEAH, I WANT TO-- 391 00:14:42,802 --> 00:14:44,424 I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. - OH, OKAY. 392 00:14:44,424 --> 00:14:45,805 WELL, YOU TELL ME THE THING, AND THEN I'LL ASK YOU THE THING. 393 00:14:45,805 --> 00:14:47,507 - OH, NO, YOU ASK ME THE-- YOU GO AHEAD. 394 00:14:47,507 --> 00:14:49,559 - OKAY, WOULD YOU-- 395 00:14:49,559 --> 00:14:50,810 - I'M GOOD TO DO THE DRINKS. I'M IN. 396 00:14:50,810 --> 00:14:52,142 - YOU ARE--YOU WOULD? 397 00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:52,933 OKAY, WELL, THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA ASK. 398 00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:54,394 - OKAY, WELL, YEAH, I WILL. I DO. 399 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,606 I DO WANT TO DO THE DRINKS, SO... 400 00:14:56,606 --> 00:14:57,857 - GREAT, ME TOO. 401 00:14:57,857 --> 00:15:00,070 ME TOO, SO I GUESS WE'LL BE HAVING A DRINK. 402 00:15:00,070 --> 00:15:04,945 CAN I ASK WHY THE CHANGE OF HEART? 403 00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:07,827 - WHY NOT? 404 00:15:07,827 --> 00:15:10,991 WHY NOT? - OKAY. 405 00:15:10,991 --> 00:15:13,583 - OKAY. - GOOD. 406 00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:15,585 - GOOD. - GOOD. 407 00:15:15,585 --> 00:15:17,587 - SO... 408 00:15:17,587 --> 00:15:21,171 UM, THAT'S--I'M GONNA-- 409 00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,043 I'M GONNA JUST GO-- 410 00:15:33,393 --> 00:15:36,856 INSIDE. I'M GONNA GO INSIDE. 411 00:15:36,856 --> 00:15:39,609 'CAUSE I GOT LAWYER COURT STUFF TO DO. 412 00:15:39,609 --> 00:15:40,610 - YEAH, SAME. - SO--OKAY. 413 00:15:40,610 --> 00:15:41,771 - SAME. SEE YOU TONIGHT. 414 00:15:41,771 --> 00:15:43,823 - YEAH. - OKAY. 415 00:15:43,823 --> 00:15:46,616 - OKAY. 416 00:15:46,616 --> 00:15:47,907 [sighs] 417 00:15:47,907 --> 00:15:49,069 [gasps] 418 00:15:49,069 --> 00:15:51,571 SH--. 419 00:15:51,571 --> 00:15:52,572 THE ENVELOPE. 420 00:15:56,536 --> 00:15:57,998 - GOOD MORNING, DONNA. 421 00:15:57,998 --> 00:16:00,920 HEY, I NEED A-- A QUICK FAVOR. 422 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,922 OKAY, IF YOU COULD JUST STOP THE LITTLE STAMP THINGY 423 00:16:02,922 --> 00:16:03,843 JUST FOR A QUICK SEC, 424 00:16:03,843 --> 00:16:05,925 I NEED TO GET THAT LITTLE ENVELOPE BACK. 425 00:16:05,925 --> 00:16:07,927 IT'S SUPER IMPORTANT, OKAY? SO I KNOW IT'S RIGHT-- 426 00:16:07,927 --> 00:16:10,180 - HANDS OFF, OR HANDS OFF. 427 00:16:10,180 --> 00:16:12,852 IT'S MY ENVELOPE NOW. IT'S IN THE SYSTEM ALREADY. 428 00:16:12,852 --> 00:16:14,054 THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO AT THIS POINT. 429 00:16:14,054 --> 00:16:15,225 NOW, BUH-BYE. 430 00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:17,267 - THE SYSTEM IS JUST YOU AND YOUR LITTLE STAMP THINGY. 431 00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:20,360 WELL, I KNOW-- NO, JUNIOR, YOU BACK IT OFF! 432 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:22,482 DO NOT TOUCH THIS. I NEED THIS ENVELOPE. 433 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:26,526 MY LIFE DEPENDS ON THIS ENVELOPE! 434 00:16:26,526 --> 00:16:28,948 HA! I GOT IT. 435 00:16:28,948 --> 00:16:29,909 I GOT IT. 436 00:16:29,909 --> 00:16:31,321 ALL RIGHT, IT'S MINE NOW, 437 00:16:31,321 --> 00:16:32,872 AND LOOK, YOUR BOX-- YOUR BOX-- 438 00:16:32,872 --> 00:16:33,873 [bell rings] 439 00:16:33,873 --> 00:16:35,875 SHUT IT DOWN. 440 00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:39,249 YOUR BOX IS FINE. THE SYSTEM IS FINE. 441 00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:42,792 BUT YOUR ATTITUDE, DONNA. YOUR ATTITUDE SUCKS. 442 00:16:42,792 --> 00:16:44,584 IN FACT, YOU ALL SUCK, 443 00:16:44,584 --> 00:16:47,387 AND YOU CAN ALL JUST SUCK IT RIGHT HERE. 444 00:16:47,387 --> 00:16:48,508 SUCK IT! 445 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:52,552 SO... 446 00:16:52,552 --> 00:16:56,396 OH, GOD, THIS IS-- 447 00:16:56,396 --> 00:16:57,937 IT'S--IT'S NOT MINE. 448 00:16:57,937 --> 00:17:01,401 [chuckles nervously] 449 00:17:01,401 --> 00:17:02,562 SO... 450 00:17:02,562 --> 00:17:05,275 [chuckles] 451 00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:06,566 COULD--COULD WE-- 452 00:17:06,566 --> 00:17:09,319 COULD WE MAYBE JUST START OVER OR-- 453 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:11,451 - LADY, YOU NEED SERIOUS HELP. 454 00:17:11,451 --> 00:17:13,153 I'M TALKING LIKE SOME GIRL, INTERRUPTED 455 00:17:13,153 --> 00:17:14,824 KIND OF SH--. 456 00:17:14,824 --> 00:17:16,576 I'M NOT QUALIFIED FOR THAT. 457 00:17:16,576 --> 00:17:18,418 I WILL RIP UP 458 00:17:18,418 --> 00:17:22,122 YOUR ENVELOPE. 459 00:17:22,122 --> 00:17:23,083 - THANK YOU. 460 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:25,925 - BUT IF YOU EVER COME IN HERE AGAIN, 461 00:17:25,925 --> 00:17:28,338 THIS... 462 00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:30,340 IS YOUR ASSHOLE. 463 00:17:31,971 --> 00:17:33,553 - HERE YOU GO, YOUR HONOR. 464 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:37,177 - THANKS, DONNA. - MM-HMM. 465 00:17:37,177 --> 00:17:42,021 - MM, B-25, RELATIONSHIP DISCLOSURE FORM. 466 00:17:42,021 --> 00:17:43,523 THIS THING'S BEEN THROUGH THE WRINGER. 467 00:17:43,523 --> 00:17:45,645 - YEAH, IT CAME LIKE THAT. 468 00:17:45,645 --> 00:17:47,487 - NINA WHITLEY AND TRENT BARBER. 469 00:17:47,487 --> 00:17:49,609 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW SHE FOUND ANYBODY TO DATE. 470 00:17:49,609 --> 00:17:52,652 SHE'S SO UNPLEASANT. 471 00:17:52,652 --> 00:17:55,285 - JUDGE BLAPS, MY FRIEND. IT'S YOUR OLD PAL DONNY. 472 00:17:55,285 --> 00:17:58,118 LISTEN, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GUESS WHO I GOT A B-25 FROM. 473 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,293 - NINA. - YES, THAT IS ME. 474 00:18:03,293 --> 00:18:05,625 AND THAT'S YOU. 475 00:18:05,625 --> 00:18:09,589 - SHALL WE? - YUP. 476 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,551 IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT 477 00:18:11,551 --> 00:18:13,423 THE THING THAT HAPPENED ON THE STEPS, WE CAN-- 478 00:18:13,423 --> 00:18:15,175 OR WE DON'T HAVE TO, 'CAUSE I DON'T NEED 479 00:18:15,175 --> 00:18:16,426 TO OVERANALYZE IT UNLESS YOU-- 480 00:18:16,426 --> 00:18:17,517 - NO. - OKAY. 481 00:18:17,517 --> 00:18:20,059 YEAH, IT'S A TERRIBLE QUALITY. 482 00:18:20,059 --> 00:18:22,682 I MEAN, JUST CAN'T TURN THIS THING OFF. 483 00:18:22,682 --> 00:18:24,644 - OH, UM... - YEAH. 484 00:18:24,644 --> 00:18:30,069 - YOU LOOK GREAT. 485 00:18:30,069 --> 00:18:32,992 YOU COMING? - YEAH. 486 00:18:39,239 --> 00:18:40,079 - NINA SHOULD BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 487 00:18:40,079 --> 00:18:42,242 SO JUST--SHH. 488 00:18:42,242 --> 00:18:45,455 YOU GUYS, I THOUGHT I SAID SILENCE OR OFF. 489 00:18:45,455 --> 00:18:48,007 - YOU GUYS GET THIS? NINA AND TRENT? 490 00:18:48,007 --> 00:18:50,630 - SERIOUSLY, GUYS? OH, THAT'S MINE. 491 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:51,551 OH. 492 00:18:51,551 --> 00:18:52,552 [gasps] 493 00:18:52,552 --> 00:18:54,384 WHAT THE FUDGE CAKE? 494 00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:56,596 TRENT AND NINA? - ISN'T HE ENGAGED? 495 00:18:56,596 --> 00:18:58,638 - DOES PHIL KNOW? - OH, MAN. 496 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,600 IS THERE A POWER OUTAGE OR SOMETHING? 497 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:03,353 - CRAP ON A CRACKER, SHE'S HERE. 498 00:19:03,353 --> 00:19:04,354 SURPRISE! 499 00:19:04,354 --> 00:19:08,528 CONGRATULATIONS ON THE PD OF THE YEAR AWARD! 500 00:19:08,528 --> 00:19:11,401 - SURPRISE! all: SURPRISE! 501 00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:12,692 - IT'S A SURPRISE PARTY. 502 00:19:12,692 --> 00:19:14,534 [phone rings] 503 00:19:14,534 --> 00:19:19,949 THAT WAS A PRETTY CONVINCING INVITATION ON THE STEPS. 504 00:19:19,949 --> 00:19:24,744 - SO YOU AND TRENT, HUH? 505 00:19:24,744 --> 00:19:27,707 - WHAT? WHAT? 506 00:19:27,707 --> 00:19:29,629 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, PHIL, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. 507 00:19:29,629 --> 00:19:32,382 - HEY, WE MADE YOU A SIGNATURE COCKTAIL. 508 00:19:32,382 --> 00:19:34,424 IT'S CALLED A WHITLEY SOUR. NOT THAT YOU'RE SOUR. 509 00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:35,675 YOU'RE JUST IRRITABLE. 510 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,757 CONGRATULATIONS. - OKAY. 511 00:19:37,757 --> 00:19:38,718 - MAKE A TOAST. 512 00:19:38,718 --> 00:19:41,641 [door closes] 513 00:19:41,641 --> 00:19:45,765 - HEY, UM, EVERYBODY. 514 00:19:45,765 --> 00:19:47,687 COULD YOU EXCUSE ME FOR JUST ONE MINUTE? 515 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:48,728 THANK YOU. - OKAY. 516 00:19:48,728 --> 00:19:51,271 - OKAY. 517 00:19:51,271 --> 00:19:52,982 HEY. 518 00:19:52,982 --> 00:19:54,774 PHIL, CAN YOU JUST WAIT-- 519 00:19:54,774 --> 00:19:55,735 ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW, 520 00:19:55,735 --> 00:19:56,776 I CAN'T RUN IN THESE AT ALL, 521 00:19:56,776 --> 00:19:58,948 SO CAN YOU JUST MEET ME HALFWAY, PLEASE? 522 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:05,745 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 523 00:20:05,745 --> 00:20:07,747 - OH, I JUST REMEMBERED I GOT A SECRET FAMILY. 524 00:20:07,747 --> 00:20:09,459 I GOT TO GO TUCK THE KIDS INTO BED. 525 00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:10,630 - OKAY, CAN I AT LEAST JUST EXPLAIN? 526 00:20:10,630 --> 00:20:11,711 BECAUSE TRENT AND I, WE ARE NOT-- 527 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:12,752 - THAT'S FINE. IT'S FINE. 528 00:20:12,752 --> 00:20:15,545 GO. GO ENJOY YOUR PARTY. 529 00:20:15,545 --> 00:20:17,136 LISTEN TO YOU. 530 00:20:17,136 --> 00:20:19,799 YOU'RE ALREADY THE TOP OF THE BOTTOM, HUH? 531 00:20:19,799 --> 00:20:23,553 - OKAY, CAN YOU-- CAN YOU JUST NOT DISAPPEAR? 532 00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:32,482 - I WOULDN'T LET YOU OFF THAT EASY. 533 00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:34,694 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 534 00:20:39,779 --> 00:20:41,571 - IT MEANS I'LL SEE YOU MONDAY, WHITLEY. 535 00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:52,582 - YOU GUYS, WHO ELSE IN THE OFFICE 536 00:20:52,582 --> 00:20:54,334 DO YOU THINK IS TREATING EACH OTHER'S GENITALS 537 00:20:54,334 --> 00:20:55,335 LIKE HOSTILE WITNESSES? 538 00:20:55,335 --> 00:20:56,376 - I HOPE NOBODY AT THIS BOOTH. 539 00:20:56,376 --> 00:20:59,008 IT IS A PRETTY UNAPPETIZING BUNCH. 540 00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:00,840 - THIS MIGHT NOT QUALIFY, 541 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:03,343 BUT I KEEP HAVING THESE RECURRING DREAMS 542 00:21:03,343 --> 00:21:07,437 WHERE MICAH IS GIVING ME A HOT CREAM SHAVE. 543 00:21:07,437 --> 00:21:08,348 - THAT QUALIFIES. 544 00:21:08,348 --> 00:21:11,601 - LET'S GET THIS CAKE READY BEFORE NINA GETS BACK. 545 00:21:11,601 --> 00:21:14,153 OKAY. 546 00:21:14,153 --> 00:21:17,106 "CONGARBALATIONS, MIMAL." 547 00:21:17,106 --> 00:21:19,319 JESUS, LARRY, WHY ARE WORDS SO HARD FOR YOU? 548 00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:21,531 - I SAID, "CONGRATULATIONS, NINA," 549 00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:23,282 OVER THE PHONE, 550 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,204 BUT MY MOUTH WAS FULL OF A TUNA MELT. 551 00:21:25,204 --> 00:21:27,327 YOU'D THINK A PROFESSIONAL FROSTER WOULD KNOW BETTER. 552 00:21:27,327 --> 00:21:29,409 - I'M GOING IN. - NO, NO, NO, WAIT FOR NINA. 553 00:21:29,409 --> 00:21:31,461 - SHE'S NOT COMING BACK. - I THINK SHE WET HERSELF. 554 00:21:31,461 --> 00:21:35,415 - AT LEAST MAKE A TOAST. 555 00:21:35,415 --> 00:21:39,379 all: CONGARBALATIONS, MIMAL. 556 00:21:39,379 --> 00:21:41,341 - WOW, YOU'RE RIGHT, LARRY. 557 00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:44,974 IT TOTALLY SOUNDS LIKE "CONGARBALATIONS, MIMAL." 558 00:21:44,974 --> 00:21:47,016 - WHY IS THERE A PENIS ON THE CAKE? 559 00:21:47,016 --> 00:21:48,598 - IT'S A CHOCOLATE GAVEL. 37860

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