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[Child's laughter]
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This blindfold thing
is getting old.
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Yeah, well,
it's do or die time.
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You get another crack
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at joining
the Midnight Society.
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And one way
or the other,
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after tonight, you'll never
have to wear this again.
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No way! Burn it.
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No, bury it.
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We don't want
any toxic fumes.
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Hey, if I don't
get a fair shot,
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I'm out of here.
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No, wait.
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You've got a chance.
Right?
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Don't worry.
We'll be fair.
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Come on, Stig,
tell your story.
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So, what do we need
these things for anyway?
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For a demo.
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Everyone tune
to your favorite station.
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When I say "go,"
turn them on.
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[Stig] OK?
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1...
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2...
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3...
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Go.
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[Music and talking
from radios]
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OK! Turn them off!
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Off!
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So what did
that prove?
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Every second
of every day,
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there are tons
of invisible radio signals
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flying all around us.
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Yeah, so?
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So, with all those
invisible signals,
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there's no way to tell
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if maybe hidden
somewhere in the static,
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there might be a signal
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coming from someplace
we never thought of.
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Like where?
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Maybe from
beyond the grave.
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Submitted for the approval
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of the Midnight Society,
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I call this story...
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[Organ music]
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Dinner's ready, Chris.
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And how many times
do I have to tell you,
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pick up your clothes.
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I wonder if anyone
was ever buried alive.
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Imagine being in the coffin
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having dirt dumped on top.
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Pass the grave...
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Uh-- I mean, the gravy.
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I wonder how long
he can survive in there.
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What a cheese head.
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I thought
my brother was strange.
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What's his problem?
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Eh, I guess he was playing
in this big old graveyard
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with some of
his dork friends.
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It must have
been real creepy
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because now
all he talks about
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is graves and
funerals and stuff.
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That's weird.
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Poor kid.
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Poor nothing, man.
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He's deranged.
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Why don't
you do something
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to make him
snap out of it?
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Hey,
what you playing?
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Hang man.
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It figures.
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You didn't see what came
on the lot this afternoon?
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No.
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A hearse.
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No!
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Yeah, and it just came
back from a funeral.
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No way!
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Way.
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Cool.
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I wonder how many
bodies have been in here.
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Come here,
check this out.
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Try it out for size, man.
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There was a dead guy
in here this afternoon.
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How cool is this?
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Lie down,
make yourself at home.
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Here lies Chris Leary,
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dearly departed.
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May he rest in peace.
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[Engine starts]
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[Radio on]
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Jamie, let me
out of here!
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Would you quiet down.
You'll wake the dead.
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This is 109.1,
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radio for
the dimensionally challenged.
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Sometimes you miss the chance
to step over
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and need guidance.
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That's where
we come in, friends.
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All you need to do
is follow my voice
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and I'll help you
find the home.
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Can you help me?
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Huh?
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Can you help me
find the way home?
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Sorry. No.
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Now back to our program.
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The topic is
death and dying.
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What's the next step?
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As I was saying,
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I'd like to invite
anyone listening...
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How's it going,
hearse boy?
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Hey, I'm
listening to that.
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It's 4:00, chumpie.
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You know I never
miss Clark and Ryan.
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Fine.
Do what you want.
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Don't be mad.
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I was just trying to
get you to lighten up.
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So lighten up.
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No station currently assigned,
109.1?
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Weird.
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Bingo.
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Excuse me.
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Do you know
the way home?
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Uh, sorry, no.
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[Organ music]
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3948279.
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819.
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819.
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Uh--excuse me, is
this the radio station?
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I'm not cutting. I just
want to ask a question.
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Don't knock,
knock on the window!
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What's the matter with
you, you can't read?
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Here.
Knock window...
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Do not on the.
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Let's try it
together,
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shall we?
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Do not knock
on the window!
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But...
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This is an interesting
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phenomenon
that's taking place.
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It's like one person,
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then there's
another one behind them,
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all standing quietly,
one after the other.
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What do you
suppose that is?
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Um...
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It's a line!
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That's what it is!
It's a line!
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Why don't you try
waiting in the line!
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Next.
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Is--is this
the radio station?
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Eh, never mind.
Come on.
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Look, maybe you've
got an eternity,
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but I'm on schedule!
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What's this?
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The candidate
shall be relieved
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of all that binds him or her
to the physical world.
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That's what
that bracelet does.
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Now, why don't
you wait outside
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and step through when
your number's called?
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Step through what?
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Look,
I'd better go home.
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You are going home.
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You're going home
to the next life.
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Next life?
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But I'm not done
with this life yet.
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Oh, really?
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Now where did
you hear about us?
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From the radio
in the hearse.
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Oh, boy,
a pain in my...
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Uh--hearse, hearse,
hearse, hearse.
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Here, here.
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Carpenter,
Daniel James.
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Buried
this afternoon.
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Uh...
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Whooo!
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Missed that crossover
point by a long shot.
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What's the matter,
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you stayed with
the hearse too long?
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Is that it?
Yeah? That happens.
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But I'm not dead.
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And I'm not
that carpenter guy.
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There's been a mistake.
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You know something?
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You're
absolutely right.
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There's been
a terrible mistake.
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Now I'm gonna work
out this mistake,
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but in the meantime,
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why don't
you wait outside
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and when your turn
comes up,
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step through
death's door.
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9820820.
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Hey, uh, pick up
the pace, pal.
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We don't have
all century.
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No! No, you're mistaken!
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I'm not supposed to go!
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I think you made a mistake!
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You've got the wrong man!
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He led a nasty life.
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And he's gonna lead a
much nastier afterlife.
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Step outside.
Your turn is coming.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Anybody home?
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Jamie, you here?
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Hey, Jamie.
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Look, I'm still
ticked off at you,
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but I gotta tell you
something really weird.
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Aw, come on.
This is serious!
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That radio station
I heard in the hearse?
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I went there.
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There are all these
strange people hanging around.
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I think they were all dead.
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Don't ignore me!
I'm not making this up.
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Hey, Ron,
what's up, man?
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It wasn't a normal
radio station.
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These dead guys
were gonna cross over
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to the next life
or something.
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No, I think I'm just gonna work
on the hearse for a little while.
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Did you hear
what I said?
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These things
drag you to the door.
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And there's all this
screaming
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coming from the other side.
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Are you gonna listen
to Clark and Ryan?
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Cool.
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They stick
this bracelet on you.
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And you kinda feel
a little lighter.
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He said
it's the first step.
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You're crazy. I never
miss Clark and Ryan.
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I'm probably going
to listen to it
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on the radio
in the hearse.
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Forget
Clark and Ryan.
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Listen to me.
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Oh, man.
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You can't see me.
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It's this thing.
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I'm not moving.
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I'm not
gonna go.
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I'm staying
right here.
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Mom!
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279855
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855.
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Lose this.
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[Organ music]
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Out of my way!
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I'm on the air.
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You can't come in here
unless you're in the union!
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Oh, boy.
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We're on the air live,
so to speak.
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This is station 109.1
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at the end of
your radio dial,
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for spirits at the end
of their ropes.
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I made that up.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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We're here to help
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all of those lost souls
who missed the boat.
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If you didn't cross over
at the time of your death,
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then we're here to help.
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Don't roam
the earth forever.
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It's time to move on
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to the next life.
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279856
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856.
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This is 109.1.
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Radio for
the dimensionally challenged.
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Mister, you gotta
listen to me.
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Roy.
The name is Roy.
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Roy, you got
the wrong guy!
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Boy, if I had a dime
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for every time
somebody tried
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to weasel out
of death,
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it would actually
do me no good at all,
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because I'm dead.
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What do I need
money for?
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What am I gonna do?
I'm dead.
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What am I gonna do,
buy gum?
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But you're making
a mistake.
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I don't make mistakes,
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buddy, boy!
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When I was alive,
I worked for
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the department
of motor vehicles!
277
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:23,720
948279
278
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:26,640
857.
279
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:32,960
Ever wonder where the term
"your number's up" came from?
280
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:37,200
Well, now you know.
281
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,720
There's been a mistake!
282
00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:40,520
You've got the wrong guy!
283
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,720
Everybody's got a story.
284
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:56,760
4:00.
285
00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,280
Clark and Ryan.
286
00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:00,800
What frequency
are they on?
287
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,320
Come on, Jamie,
be there.
288
00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:10,080
[Watch alarm goes off]
289
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,080
It's the Clark and Ryan show!
290
00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:17,560
Hey, Clark.
Hey, Ryan.
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00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:19,320
[Static]
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00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,600
Jamie, Jamie!
This is Chris.
293
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:23,160
Man, I hope
you're listening to this.
294
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:25,000
I'm trapped at
the radio station.
295
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:25,920
They think I'm dead,
296
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,200
and they're gonna make me
go to the afterlife.
297
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,040
Say what?
298
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:30,040
This isn't a joke.
299
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:31,800
They think I'm some guy
named Carpenter,
300
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:32,840
Daniel Carpenter.
301
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:33,920
You gotta help me,
Jamie.
302
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,240
I've already been home once,
but you couldn't see me.
303
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:37,600
OK, nice try.
304
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:40,200
I'm not falling for it.
305
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,560
Can you
take me there?
306
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:46,360
Can you help me
find the way home?
307
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:49,200
I'm
Daniel Carpenter.
308
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:51,880
Sure you are, bud.
309
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:56,160
Oh, yeah. How much is
my brother paying you?
310
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,800
Please help me!
311
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:19,400
Ah!
312
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:22,400
You have to help me.
313
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:40,000
Please don't
run away.
314
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,920
I need help.
315
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:44,520
And so does
your brother.
316
00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:47,480
Jamie, this is real.
You've got to come get me!
317
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:51,640
What are you, crazy?!
I can lose my job!
318
00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:54,080
You miserable...
319
00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:58,480
don't bother
running, kid,
320
00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:00,920
there's
nowhere to hid.
321
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:02,360
...3948279.
322
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,200
858858...
323
00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:19,440
3948279.
324
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:24,160
859859.
325
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:33,960
48...
326
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:34,960
Let's cut the numbers!
327
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:39,680
You're getting on my nerves.
You're going now!
328
00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:52,600
You've got the wrong guy!
329
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,200
I'm not dead.
330
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,560
Let go.
331
00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:58,840
Hey, leave him alone!
332
00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,240
Jamie!
333
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:07,120
Oh, I'm gonna
enjoy this.
334
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:10,760
You gotta believe me!
335
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:12,560
You made a mistake!
336
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:13,480
Stop!
337
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:16,040
Uh, excuse me,
no cutting in line.
338
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,480
That's my brother!
He's not dead.
339
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:19,640
Really?
340
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:21,640
Yes, finally.
341
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,520
Nah, I don't think so.
342
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:25,800
Noooo!
343
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:36,520
Geez, it's never
done that before.
344
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:39,520
I'm Daniel Carpenter,
you fool!
345
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:40,640
No, you're not.
346
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:43,560
I would've had you
processed already.
347
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:45,160
That's him!
348
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,040
It's not!
That's my brother!
349
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:50,320
Oh, yeah?
Prove it.
350
00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:59,720
Whoa.
351
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,920
Chris!
Are you OK?
352
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:03,720
Yeah.
353
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:06,280
They rejected me.
354
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:08,720
They, they said
I wasn't dead.
355
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:09,360
Uh-oh.
356
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,800
They also said they wanted
to have a word with you.
357
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,520
Oh, great!
There goes my pension.
358
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:18,440
Did you really go
to the other side?
359
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:19,120
I guess.
360
00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:20,640
It all kinda
happened fast.
361
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:21,600
All right,
let's not make
362
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:24,000
a federal case
out of this!
363
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,400
So I made a teensy
weensy little mistake
364
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:29,520
and I was about to send
an innocent young boy
365
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:30,240
to his death.
366
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:34,000
What? None of you
ever did that before?
367
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:37,320
Look, you take the
bracelet off your wrist
368
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:38,480
and put it
on his wrist,
369
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:42,160
we'll forget this whole
thing ever happened.
370
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:42,680
Ha ha!
371
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:45,920
Aren't you afraid
it'll be horrible?
372
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:52,520
It's only horrible if
you've led a bad life.
373
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,440
If you led
a good life,
374
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:57,320
it's the best
thing going.
375
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:17,600
Come on,
we're gonna be late.
376
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:29,880
Welcome back to
the real world, bro.
377
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:43,960
The next time
you play a radio,
378
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,520
listen close.
379
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:52,920
Because you might just
pick up a signal just for you.
380
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:55,280
And if you don't
let me in after that story,
381
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,720
you haven't been
listening to me.
382
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:08,600
[Radio plays rock music]
383
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:22,880
Well,
like we said,
384
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:24,440
it has to be
unanimous.
385
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:26,240
And--you're in!
386
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:27,800
Cool.
387
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:31,040
I'll never forget
you for this.
388
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:32,000
Eeuw!
389
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,040
Come on,
give us a hug.
390
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:34,680
No way!
391
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,920
Control him or I'll
throw you both out.
392
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,400
You love me!
393
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:01,000
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