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I don't love you anymore, Rome.

What?

What happened to 'I want
to be with you forever'?

You said that to me last
night, I specifically remember.

I want to be with you, forever.

[bell chiming]

Forever is only a word.

You could say that
about anything.

What?

'Forever is only a word,' you
could say that about anything.

Words are used to signify
things and concepts,

that's the entire
purpose of language.

And forever is forever.

Whatever.

See, anytime I
try to talk to you

you turn into some
philosophical discourse.

Because you're saying things
that don't make any sense

- so I have to-- - I don't
love you anymore, Rome.

Is that clear enough for you,

or do I need to justify
it, with a proof?

Fucking bitch.

Ow man, I'm supporting you and--

See, this I
psychological warfare.

Look dude, she didn't
mean what she said

in the creative room, okay?

She was--

She was stressed.

I didn't mean what I said
in the creative room,

I was stressed.

I do love you, forever.

[Rome panting]

[Leo] And now she broke
up with you again.

Yeah.

Tell her you don't want
to fight anymore man.

Said things you don't
believe out of desperation,

which is only a form of love.

Armando, fuck off.

You don't know shit about women.

I fucked my cousin.

Like, cousin's cousin.

I hope.

Nah, check it out.

[footsteps thumping]

Jesus, this girl's banging!

Did you see this?

I'm sorry, I take back
what I said, great job.

[upbeat music]

[singing in Italian]

I want your dick.

She wants my dick.

I'll be honest man,

I don't think she's
remotely interested--

Or maybe she said I
like Charles Dickens

but, you know, same shit.

Yeah, it's very different.

Come.

It's a four bedroom villa,

but we've only
rented three rooms.

Two of the rooms
have one big bed,

- the other room has two
small beds-- - Wait wait wait.

Wait, wait.

Keep up, asshole.

You designed this because,

why would you design this?

What else am I supposed to
do for Architectural Design?

Freaking jerk off class.

So originally, you were gonna
share a bed with Amber Jane.

Claire and Katrina would have
their own room sharing a bed

'cause, girls are
cool with that.

And I was gonna have to share
a room with Unremarkable Dan.

[pizzicato music]

But, one or two days into
the trip, three tops,

after a steady infusion
of Aperol Spritz,

the Mediterranean sun
slightly swelling our lips,

and Claire realizing
how compatible we are

when she girdles my rib cage
on the back of my Vespa,

I was gonna shack
up with Claire.

And Katrina and Unremarkable Dan

would have to share the room
with the two little beds.

Yeah, no, no,

I'm pretty creeped out by this.

You've got us living
in like a little house,

with a little kitchen,
little washer, dryer--

The assignment was
to draw an apartment,

I couldn't just
draw three rooms.

It's a mini kitchen, sack up.

So you showed this
to Miss. Polotzi,

with our names on the beds?

Do you understand
that were Seniors

and no one gives a fuck?

[Rome] What grade
did she give you?

She hasn't given me a grade yet.

She says we need to
have a serious talk.

Can you focus, do
you see the problem?

Now Amber Jane's
gonna hog Claire

'cause she's a fucking bitch.

Katrina and Unremarkable
Dan are gonna take the room

with the two little beds.

And you and I are gonna
have to share a big bed.

Which means...

[exhales] I'll never get
to sleep with Claire.

Listen, if Claire really
wants to sleep with you,

which I guarantee you she
doesn't, looking at this,

you could manage to
find a place to do it.

I guess that's true.

[triumphant music]

[sighs]

Thanks, Rome.

No worries.

[scooter engine whirring]

[speaking Italian]

Did you understand?

No, no way man.

If it has half a tank of gas,

which I'm gonna check right now,

then we're returning it
with half a tank of gas.

Whatever.

[engine whirring]

See you guys at the villa,
a little later though.

[engine accelerating]

Who the fuck is that?

That's just some guy we
met during Spring Break.

All right familia,
let's do this.

Unremarkable Dan, feel free to
contribute to this vacation.

I can't wait to pregame.

Yes! Paradoxically,

the pregame is the
best part of the night.

Yeah, but you can't
go in knowing that,

otherwise it's not a pregame.

It is a paradox.
[car engine roaring]

[lovey-dovey music]

[tires screeching]

I need to get one of those.

[pizzicato music]
Welcome to Villa Luna Bianca.

Where's the rest of the group?

You said three
girls, three guys.

Katrina decided she was sick
this morning and couldn't come.

And she's the only
reason he's here.

[birds chirping]

Listen, I don't give a
fuck about that story.

I know you kids, first you
bring in the "small group,"

the "reconnaissance team," with
the unintimidating fucktard.

And once I leave,

you try to sneak in
four more people.

[pizzicato music]

I have cameras all over this
villa, so don't fuck around.

If I see you sneak into
the downstairs bedroom,

I will literally
fuck you in the ass.

If you pass out
in the tree house,

you will wake up with
my dick in your ass.

Anyone else disturbed by this?

Oh, thanks for joining, Dan.

What d'you mean?

[Schmae] I'll come by and
serve breakfast on the terrace,

from 7 to 8.

Brioche, coffee, cappuccino,
fresh fruit from my garden

and pancakes upon request.

If you come at 7:59, it's
fine, 8:01, fuck off.

Have a little
respect, Jesus fuck.

Any questions?

Yeah, where can we buy alcohol?

This is Villa Luna
Bianca, bitch.

Sorry, I didn't mean
to call you a bitch.

I meant the festive,
universal festive "bitch."

The villa's fully stocked.

It's all included in the price.

Speaking of, do
you have the cash?

[cash crinkling]

I have mixed feelings about
what's happening here.

[sly music]

See you tomorrow
between 7 and 8.

[horn honking]

[engine whirring]

1, 2, 3, 4 guys, you're
trying to fuck me.

How many people?

No, no, no, this is
just um, this is just...

Who are you?

I'm Leonardo.

[Leo] Like me.

Romulus.

Ah, like Romulus and Remus.

Don't worry I'm
not sleeping here,

I'm only dropping off Aubergine.

[Schmae] Cameras
all over this villa.

Rome here is also Italian,

you should both
speak in Italian.

Come on, you're
always telling people

at school that you're Italian.

- Just an eighth.
- Diluted.

Like the pale moonlight,
or Aperol Spritz.

The best things in
life are a subtle mix.

Hey, do you know where
I can rent one of these?

Oh no, not this.

Something similar maybe.

- This is the villa?
- [Leonardo] Not the same.

This place sucks, it's
like an eighth of a villa.

But you can borrow
this one, tomorrow.

Meet me at La Sirena at 9?

Okay, great.

[engine starting]

[engine accelerating]

[Rome] What?

What?

Dude, you're going Vespa
riding with Leonardo, he's--

- [Leo] Romeo, relax...
- He's trying to--

The whole Vespa thing
is purely self serving.

Yeah, I'm gonna use it,

I'm also gonna find
out who this guy is.

I mean, who the
fuck is Leonardo?

Why is he so cozy
with your girl?

That was some
pretty good acting.

You know for a second there
I thought you were kind of...

smitten with him.

Don't even bring him
up tonight, be cool.

Let me investigate.

[tense music]

[Narrator] Since Amber
Jane broke up with Rome,

everyone knew he'd be
a mopey little bitch.

But the boys could fix that
at the bar. This however...

[Rome] So uh, where
did you meet Leonardo?

Spring Break.

Cool.

I think it was that night
when you passed out at 5:12pm.

[birds chirping]

[whimsical music]

Yeah, it was that night.

We met when Claire
and I went dancing.

Do you have a
problem, with dancing?

No, I was just [clears
throat] wondering,

since-- how he knew
where to pick you up.

Well he's a friend, so
friends talk, message.

Oh, so you're sending
him letters as well.

No one sends letters, Rome.

Only you with your
stupid typewriter

think you're so
artistic, you're not.

So you've been calling
Leonardo with your phone.

We message each other online.

What's the big deal?

And yeah, now we text.

What's the big deal?

You're messaging some
sleazy Italian guy while

you hijack my phone in the name
of some technological detox.

While you message him, and
tell me that you still love me.

Again, undermining my love.

I wasted so much
time on you, Rome.

I gave you everything
for four years

and you don't even realize it.

And I didn't use my phone.

I didn't touch it
until we broke up.

Yeah, we broke up.

So stop harassing me.

I didn't violate the detox, I
messaged him on the computer.

Do you even understand how
stupid what you just said is?

Or do you need Siri to
define technology for you?

I can't stand you.

Technically a typewriter is--

Dan, I will fuck you in the
asshole on this tree house

till you pass out and wake up
with another dick in your ass!

Tact, Dan, tact!

Listen, let's go down the
bar, talk everything out.

Dan, sorry I exploded just
now, you can come too.

Am I a terrible person?

No buddy, it's way
more complex than that.

Let's go talk it out.

First, let's get out
of this tree house.

I don't think I'm
gonna come tonight.

I'm gonna take it easy
and just pace myself.

[dreamy music] [Leo] It's a
five day fucking vacation,

you don't have to pace yourself.

[Leo] Hey, hey.

[Geoffrey] You're back!

Of course we're back.

I told you we'd be back.

That's right Senior Slack baby.

Hi, I'm Rome.

You don't remember me?

We went free-diving together.

[gentle music]
[seagulls chirping]

You fucking made me go sea
glass searching with you.

[gentle music]

Damn, I guess I was pretty
hammered that entire trip.

Uh, two shots of
tequila, bottom shelf.

[epic rock music]

[audience cheering]

[Narrator] When they
banned the fights in Spain,

Vicente showed up at the bar.

He keeps ordering and
Geoffrey keeps serving.

Because what can you tell
a man who had it all...

You feel pity for me.
And you're nosy, huh?

You want to know
what Vicente Caudales

is going to do now.

[drumroll]

I will kill myself.

Imagine,

your purpose in life,

the one thing that you
love, that you live for...

Poof!

Man has to make a choice.

To find something
new, or to die.

Do you know how the bull
dies, during the Estocada?

I stab it between the
shoulders, through the heart!

Blood gush from throat.

[audience cheering]

Okay.

Do you have the courage to
perform on me the Estocada?

No.

[crickets cricking]

I do not have the
courage to start anew,

so I will kill myself.

But tonight,

tonight, let's get fucked up.

[rock music]

[bell tolling]

[pancake sizzling]

Claire.

Hey.

How was your night?

Pregame was the
best part, yours?

Epic.

Hey, um, I was wondering,

do you wanna go on a
Vespa ride with me?

I'm borrowing that
guy's Vespa today.

Leonardo's?

I don't know, could be fun.

Yeah, yeah, definitely.

Do you know how to drive it?

[video call ringing]

Call me, we'll be at the beach.

Ten-ish.

Ms.Polotzi, how are you?

[speaking Spanish]

What the fuck Leo, come on.

Finals start in 10
minutes all right,

and we're in way
deeper shit than that.

Okay, the names on the beds,

I was just trying
to entertain myself.

I can redraft the apartment

but please don't
report me for...

sexual harassment.

So you assigned
two people per bed,

who gives a fuck?

Everyone knows you're a perv.

I mean, you were voted
most likely to perv.

Come to think of it, this
is probably your best shot

to get with Claire.

I've seen the way you look
at her. It's so creepy

and quit walking so
close, she knows.

Let's get serious, Leo,
your projects this semester

have been well, superb.

Maybe I didn't
challenge you enough.

- It was enough. - I know
you're taking a gap year, okay?

So you can drink and party

and dance around on roller
skates with naked girls, okay?

But, I really think you should
apply to architecture school.

I'd be happy to recommend you.

And in six months'
time if you focus,

you can put together
a nice portfolio.

My point is, you want
to have a good life.

[sublime piano music]

Thank you, Ms.
Polotzi, really, but

I don't wanna spend
my year of freedom,

drawing fake houses no
one's ever gonna live in

while, my youth slips away
like sand between my fingers.

I need to be out there, living!

Ditto for my future.

I don't wanna spend the
next decade of my life

working my way up the
architectural ladder

while I go bald, get divorced
and grow disillusioned.

It just doesn't benefit anyone.

Ah, fuck this shit, I gotta go.

Okay, Ms.Polotzi.

[hangs up]

[Schmae] I'm wrapping up here,

do you want this mini pancake?

No thanks, I'm good.

Eh, I don't wanna
be an architect.

Eh, I don't want a mini pancake.

Fucking bitch.

[door slams]

[sly music]
[footsteps approaching]

[birds chirping]

I need to know, did you?

Oh shit.

- On the beach?
- Oh no.

No? You found an
insanely hot girl

on the first night of Slack,
banged her, and she's cool.

I mean, could you ask
for a better rebound?

You're set for the week,
you're set for life

I'd marry that girl.

A girl who sleeps with
someone on the first night,

I mean, she's probably
slept with hundreds.

[Rome sighing]

Amber Jane didn't let me have
sex with her for three years.

Yeah, 'cause she's
a fucking bitch.

And that is so hypocritical,

you put out on the
first night too.

[pizzicato music]

All righty then.

[footsteps approaching]

[indistinct chattering]

I have to have it.

Oh look, they design
them right there.

What do you think?

It's good.

[footsteps approaching]

So I also have this one.

It's a different style
but with your skin tone

and body shape It
will look beautiful.

Thanks.

So you're not gonna
tell him about Leonardo?

[Amber Jane] Still.

Those guys are my friends and

I feel dishonest
around them now,

which I shouldn't because
I didn't do anything wrong.

[Amber Jane exhales softly]

Fine, I'll tell him when
we get back to school.

Or would you like me to
spoil his vacation, and mine?

What do you think?

Yeah, it's good.

Look, if you keep
seeing Leonardo,

I guarantee the truth
about Spring Break

is gonna come out before
we leave Santa Lorena.

He'll hate you for it.

And the guys will lose
trust in me for good reason.

Why do you care so much?

Those guys are idiots,
all they do is get drunk

and make stupid jokes.

You know more than anyone else

I spent the last two
months feeling so guilty,

wishing I could take back
that night, but now I don't.

Rome stopped caring.

He just kept me there.

So here we are.
[Amber Jane gasping]

I'll take it.

[sexy jazz music]

This is it, huh? The hog.

Claire's gonna love this.

Have you ride one before?

It's like a bicycle, almost.

Here's the accelerator.

And the most important
thing is, if you get scared,

don't pull, release.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah of course.

I like those shirts.

The knit is fine, so the
nipple sort of shows.

Where'd you get those?

You like this?

I have many shirts like this.

I'll give you my shirts.

We need to reduce,
reuse, and recycle.

Otherwise the ice melts
and baby beluga dies.

Sure, thanks.

A friend of Amber Jane
is a friend of mine.

How did you two meet by the way?

Oh, she came a few months ago.

She was dancing.

And, we started talking.

She has a very beautiful
spirit, you know.

So we became friends.

Ah.

I call her Aubergine.

Like eggplant, you know?

Always call a woman like a food.

And then we made love against
a palm tree, gecko style.

All right, I'm
gonna, I'm gonna go.

You going to find Claire?

You can drop me
off to Amber Jane.

[Romantic Italian music]

[engine whirring]

[brakes squeaking]

[Claire chuckling]

This is so exciting.

[photo snaps]

[muleta flutters]

[vintage camera rolling]

[Rome groaning]

[water splashing]

[door knocking]

Hey man, I'm gonna head to
the beach, if you wanna come.

Oh, uh, well, thanks man

but I think I'm just
gonna take it easy today.

Sure.

[cool music]

[water splashing]

[loud taunting]

[yelling in Hungarian]

[water splashing]

[speaking Italian]

[water splashing]

[Rome laughing]

[screaming]

[Rome shrieking]

[speaking Hungarian]

[waves gently crashing]

You model?

[water splashing]

Can I watch?

[Giorgia laughing]

[gentle music]

[shutter snaps]

[Narrator] Love,
that heavenly thing.

They say we'll know
when we find it.

So, we keep searching
for something,

for someone,

our one true love.

Or do we so yearn to love

that we're just
looking for someone?

A cup to hold our
flowing hearts.

A beautiful actor
to play the part.

[water splashing]
[gentle music]

[awkward sigh]

You're so at ease.

It's kind of annoying.

You want me to be
grumpy, like you?

Yeah, maybe a little bit.

[Giorgia] What about last night?

What did I say?

I need to stop
getting so wasted.

You don't remember.

[water splashing]

[hands tapping]

[fun Italian music]

[Giorgia laughing]

[singing in Italian]

[photo snaps]

[engine whirring]

[glass clinking]

[music playing from old radio]

I can't believe that worked.

What?

Nothing.

I know you were trying to
impress me with the Vespa

and the spritz.

Well done.

Wait, wait.

What time is it?

Um, 6:20.

Fuck, I had to return
the Vespa two hours ago.

[sly music]

Gecko style?

[Leonardo reciting
Italian poetry]

You're here?

I didn't know it was so late--

Leo, don't worry.

Here.

See what you like, what you
don't like, don't worry,

I'll give them to the
children of Africa.

No these are great.

I'll take all of them.

This one is for Romulus.

Roma, see.

Is Romulus, the founder of Rome

under the teat of the she-wolf.

[Leo] I don't get it.

He seems like such a
sweet, caring, genuine guy.

But he fucked my best
friend's girlfriend.

Where are all your
other friends?

I want to know them.

Text me tonight so we
can all party together.

I'll text you.

This can go to Africa.

Hey, Leonardo, you
know that Romulus

and Amber Jane
were dating, right?

Yeah, she told me they
used to be together.

During Spring Break, when
you slept with Amber Jane,

they were dating.

A week ago, they
were still together.

They've been dating all
throughout high school.

No, no, no.

She didn't tell you.

You didn't know that she was
cheating on Rome...with you.

It's not possible.

It's not possible.

It's not possible.

It's not possible.

We sent many messages of love.

Such happiness I felt when
I heard the little ding.

[cellphone dings]

She broke up with him
a couple of days ago.

Probably thought she could
transition seamlessly

and get away with it.

[panting]

Tell Romulus I'm sorry.

I didn't know.

[footsteps fading]

[Leonardo sobbing]

[Latin American music]

[Armando speaking Spanish]

[Geoffrey speaking Italian]

[bell dings]

No, Vodka.

[Italian jazz]

Where are you taking us?

Really, you don't have to come.

[Rome] Brought my friends,
and my ex girlfriend.

[Giorgia] Which one is your ex?

The one in the yellow.

Tell Rome you want me.

[melodic guitar music]

- [Claire] Rome.
- Hey Claire.

- What's wrong?
- Nothing's wrong, it's Leo.

Well, I want his dick
but I don't really know

how to go about getting it

'cause I've dropped
so many hints,

but he doesn't seem
interested at all.

[Rome] Claire, if you
tell him exactly--

I'm thinking if
he's drunk enough,

and I just throw myself at him,

he probably won't put
up too much resistance.

Just 'cause it's vacation and
I'm a easy hookup for him,

but. Don't tell him any of this.

I have updates.

I think Claire
actually likes you.

[Leo] Don't be a prick.

I have inside information,
okay, trust me.

She actually likes you.

She does?

[melodic guitar music]

How the fuck?

Should have made my move sooner.

[phone dinging, dinging]

[phone dinging]

[phone dinging, dinging]

[ethereal music]

[Narrator] Is there
truly is such a thing

as an unforgettable night?

When out of the
billions of heartbeats

that sustain an
average human life

a single beat marks
the most euphoric,

most beautiful moment of all.

When life beats so hard,

that it leaves behind
an indelible mark.

It molds you.

Changes you.

Or will even these memories
fade into forgetfulness?

I don't know.

For now, they remember the
warm glow of that night,

the laughter, the passion,

and the overwhelming feeling
that life was theirs.

That is the tragedy of youth,

the brevity of paradise,

whose fleetingness somehow
enhances its splendor.

Paradise, slowly slipping away.

But I find some
consolation in the thought

that at every single point
in the future of humanity,

there will be youths out there,
having a night like this.

And so we live on,
even when we fade.

[water whooshing]

Hey, what happened last night?

It is beautiful, right?

The Mediterranean.

Yes, very beautiful.

And yet it is the sea
of suffer, wars, tears,

men who did not return.

They say the sea has risen
because of all the bodies

but, then they found out it was
the polar ice caps, melting.

[whimsical music]

Do you know the
story of Ulysses?

Told by the Poet in Canto 26?

Not the affection for
Telemaco or the good Penelope

could make him stay.

In search of knowledge,
once again he departed,

coaxing his crew past
the pillars of Hercules.

So they grew old.

Explorers, alone.

Until one day, the
sea enveloped them.

You broke my heart, Amber Jane.

Like Helen of Troy you brought
destruction to good men.

And you will never see me again.

Wait, I don't understand
a word you just said.

Are you breaking up with me?

Yes.

[light upbeat music]

[water splashing]

[pancake sizzling]

Do you think it's even
his parents' house?

It was 200 euros total.

I'm not asking any questions.

[picaresque guitar]

He knows we're talking about
him, change the subject please.

I have to tell you something.

Oh shit, you're pregnant.

- No, no.
- [Leo sighs relief]

Amber Jane cheated on Rome.

I know.

[pancake splats]

You guys are all real
fucking assholes.

You do?

Yep, I investigated,
and I found out.

Wasn't hard either.

She didn't exactly,
conceal her cards.

So Rome knows?

No. And I'm not
telling him either.

They're not together so,
she can't hurt him anymore.

But if they get back together?

Did you see that girl Giorgia?

Once you go Giorgia,
you can't go Amber Jane.

She is super hot.

[light upbeat music]

[Amber Jane sighing]

[light upbeat music]

Hey, Rome.

Are you being nice to me?

Has the world
turned upside down?

Get it? Nah, you don't get it.

Don't make me laugh.

You want a pancake?

Hey, no thank you.

All right, as of tomorrow,
no more breakfast.

Unappreciative assholes.

[sighs]

So, what are we doing today?

Okay, don't answer me, I'll
just go hang out with Dan.

- He went nuts last night.
- Really?

- No.
- Oh.

Dan doesn't know how to live.

He's wasting his life
in front of a computer.

I don't know, maybe
that's just his M.O,

he seems pretty happy.

You should go and see Giorgia.

Giorgia.

I could go bug her at work.

[footsteps fading]

[birds chirping]

[leaves rustling]

Can I talk to you?

[introspective music]

[birds chirping]

[introspective music]

[Amber Jane] Chapel tower.

[Rome] Twice.

Music rooms.

[Amber Jane] Many times.
[both chuckle]

Do you remember the very
first time we kissed?

Of course, it was
freshman year, snowing.

You know I made it
to check-in on time?

From Willard Hall,

in one minute,

I don't think I'll run half
as fast the rest of my life.

Rome, I miss you.

This whole semester has been--

How can you say
something like that?

And then at times be so
scathing, denigrating.

Stop using SAT words.

They're not SAT words,
they're just, words.

You say don't love me
anymore, Amber Jane.

And now you say you miss me.

It's, it's a little crazy.

It is.

It is.

I'm sorry, Rome.

[introspective music]

I need to know.

What's the real
story with Leonardo?

You're always so jealous.

Listen, it's fine.

I forgive your jealousy, it
just means you care about me.

Let's go back to the villa.

I want you to ravish me.

[whispers] It's an
eighth of a villa.

Shh.

[whimsical music]

[footsteps approaching]

[birds chirping]

[bell ringing]

[Leo moaning]

[Leo] Am I doing this right?

Perfect.

Maybe a little faster?

Okay.

[moaning]
[bed creaking]

[both moaning]

- Perfect
- I need to slow down.

[frame creaking]

[bed clattering]
[both panting]

[foot thud]

[Leo] They banned this in Spain.
They banned this in Spain.

Charles Dickens,
Charles Dickens,

Charles Dickens!

Shit.

[whimsical music]

[door shuts]

[wood creaks]

[deep sighing]

[grunts, taps]

[frenzied footsteps]

[door slams]

[Claire laughing]

She's seriously gotten
dumber since she started

hooking up with Leo.

[Claire laughing]

It's like the head of a beluga.

[Claire laughing]

I bet he'll die during
his gap year. O.D.

He's my best friend.

I know but, you'll see.

Fine for high school
but, you know.

I don't actually.

I don't think he's bright
enough for you, okay?

It's a compliment.

You should be friends with
people of a certain level.

You like it?

I got it at your
little friend's store.

Cheap stuff but
what can you expect?

It's Santa Lorena, not Milan.

Come here, I want
you to rip it off me.

No, no.

Look we broke up,
Amber Jane, okay?

You broke up with me.

I think we should
stay broken up.

[sighing]

I mean, how can you be so
disparaging of your friend

and my best friend?

No, I don't want to rip
off Giorgia's swimsuit.

This was a mistake.

[gasping]

[door slams]

[indignant panting]

You're oblivious, stupid.

[headrest bangs]

[pillow thud]
[indistinct grievance]

[Amber Jane] Rome?

Pssst, what's going on?

Nothing.

I think I'm finally
over Amber Jane.

Come in.

Centipede style?

[upbeat music]

It's dick time.

[singing in Italian]

[Unremarkable Dan] Get
the fuck off of me!

[footsteps pattering]
[both struggling]

[grunting]

[Schmae] Fucking bitch.

Fucking bitch!

[upbeat music]
[singing in Italian]

I know, I'm more
off-putting during the day.

I have something for you.

I love it.

[bells ringing]

[Rome] I need to confess
something that happened.

This morning, Amber Jane, my
ex, she wanted to talk, so.

We talked about stuff,
the past, et cetera.

And then she kissed me.
And I resisted, at first,

but then I kissed her
back for a little while.

But then I realized, you
know, it was a big mistake

and we're not right
for each other.

Look, I know you probably
don't care about this,

'cause you're super
liberal about these things,

but I just wanted
to tell you, since.

You know, we've been hanging
out these last two days

which has been great.

I'm not with her anymore.

I'm sorry.

We're not boyfriend
and girlfriend.

I mean, you don't, you
don't have to apologize.

Okay.

Can I still see you
today or maybe tonight?

Not today.

[Giorgia] I'll see you around.

Thank you for the drawing.

[gentle music]

[sighing]

[gentle music]

[sea lapping]

You keep a diary?

Kind of.

With like, your feelings?

[Claire chuckling]

Sometimes.

Usually events, special
times I want to remember.

Can I read it?

You can read this page.

You're in it.

[Claire chuckling]

You see, in 10 years,

I would have forgotten
all about this trip.

Or maybe have some vague
memory of it, you know,

the vacation with the Vespa.

[Claire chuckling]

So this diary is a sort
of door to the past.

A way to access it.

And when I open to this page,

I'll remember,

the Vespa and the spritz,

sunbathing with Amber Jane.

Leo.

You should try keeping a
diary during your gap year.

Yeah, maybe.

Can I read the whole thing?

No.

There are definitely
embarrassing things in here.

Boys from the past.

[both laughing]

Now I have to read it.

No.
[Claire laughing]

I have a proposition.

I'll open the diary and whatever
I land on, I can read it.

Fine.

[Claire titters]

- Oh no no no that's too
embarrassing. - Wait wait wait.

[wistful music]

A library, with walnut floors.

[water splashing]

All I wanted was
to get with her.

Now that I did, I
realize I don't have her.

Soon, I'll just be
another guy from the past.

A page in her diary.

I think you should appreciate

that she even lets
you talk to her.

The fact you've
been inside her...

blows my fucking mind.

You want too much.

But hey, if you really want it,

you're gonna have
to work for it.

[tapping]

You're wise.

If I were really wise,
I'd be fucking rich.

[film camera rolling]

[memory chimes]

[water splashing]

[tense suspenseful music]

[pebbles moving]

Vicente! Vicente!

Don't do it!

I have nothing to live for.

Stop, stop okay?

[Rome panting]

[tense suspenseful music]

Look, I'll do it, okay?

I'll perform the,
Estocada on you, okay?

So you can die with honor.

Like the bulls?

Yeah, yeah like the bulls.

I am listening.

I can stab you through
the nape, into your heart.

That's not a problem.

But, first I've gotta go
back and change, you know?

Ah, I have to be wearing my
finest attire, to honor you.

You know. Like you
honor the bulls.

Of course, of course.

And plus, I mean, it's
flood tide right now, right?

So you're body's just
gonna end up on the rocks.

Wait for the tide
to be going out

so you'll be carried into the
Mediterranean Sea, with honor.

Like the beluga?

Yeah, yeah like the beluga.

You know, and there's
also less chance

of me being arrested for
homicide which is always a plus.

[inhales deeply]
Okay.

Estocada, when the
lower arc of the sun

is 15 degrees from horizon.

Okay.

And hey, if you don't
kill me, I am jumping.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

[tense dramatic music]

[footsteps approaching]

What the fuck.

[tense dramatic music]

[fast running patter]

[raps on glass]

Rome please, not today.

[Rome heaving]

This has nothing to do with us.

Vicente Caudales, is
going to kill himself.

[footsteps approaching]

[tense dramatic music]

[door booming]

I came super super quick.

Where's Amber Jane?

[spiritual music]

Whatever.

Alright, here's the deal.

Vicente Caudales is
planning to kill himself.

Now, I bought us some more time,

because I promised I'm
gonna murder him myself.

I do not intend to go
forward with that promise.

By which point, he's gonna
proceed with his plan.

Now what we need to do,

is help Vicente change his mind.

Find meaning in his life.

Otherwise, even if
we save him today,

he's just gonna kill
himself any other day.

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.

Thursday.

Hey, it's great that you guys
know the days of the week,

but listen, you're
getting way too ambitious

with the whole
meaning of life thing.

We just need to make
sure this guy doesn't die

before the sun dips
below the horizon line.

[keyboard clicking]

Dan, are you with us?

The fuck!

Someone's life is on the line,
and you're fucking around.

[electronic music playing
from Dan's computer]

What is this?

[electronic music]

This is phenomenal.

Who is this?

Well it's my song.

I've been making it over the
past few days, it's almost--

Bullshit, this isn't your song.

[scoffs] Yeah it is.
It's Pro Tools, bitch.

[electronic music]

That's it.

This is it.

Vicente enjoys electronic music.

Everyone enjoys
electronic music.

Think about it...

Even if there's one
reason, however small,

why existing is better
than not existing.

Why it's better to
be than not to be.

One thing that makes him smile.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're
getting way too philosophical.

No, no, he's right.

Given the choice between
listening to this sick song

and dying, it's better to listen
to this song, much better.

I'd stay alive for this.

Is not finished, I still
haven't added the djembe track.

Could give it that
Spanish flair.

[Spanish Flamenco music]

That would be absurd.

[suspenseful music]

All right for when that doesn't
work, I have a real plan.

We need all hands on deck.

Amber Jane.

Amber?

[temporal whir]
[clock ticking]

[door opening]

[loud sigh]

Goddammit, Amber
Jane, hogging Claire.

What a bitch of a situation.

Whatever.

[footsteps pattering]

[paper rustling]

On the pier, we're gonna
need a few key players.

[suspenseful music]

Vicente Caudales.

Rome, for the kill.

Geoffrey, serving shots
to loosen everyone up

'cause let's be honest,
this is some intense shit.

[suspenseful music]

Dan, with the music cued.

And Giorgia, 'cause
you're super hot,

and hot girls give
guys a reason to live.

I'm not being misogynistic,
I'm just being honest.

[suspenseful music]

Once he realizes you're
not really gonna kill him,

he's gonna jump in the water

with the rocks tied to his feet.

So we need to do two things.

One, remove rocks.

Two, get this guy
out of the water.

I have a dinghy.

I fucking love this guy.

[boat engine roaring]

[sexy funky music]

[singing in French]

[boat engine roaring]

[singing in French]

[Leo mouthing engine sound]

[engine roaring]

Schmae, you're sneaky as
shit, can cling to the pier?

Like a barnacle.

Exactly, like a
motherfucking barnacle.

You'll patiently wait.

And right before he jumps in,

you untie the rocks
from his ankles.

Done.

Giorgia, at your signal,

Leonardo, you go full throttle.

We pick this guy
up from the water.

That's it.

That's all I can plan, after
that, too many variables.

[suspenseful music]

So basically we just, have
to pick him out of the water

when he jumps in the water.

[Schmae] But with no rocks.

But with no rocks.

Fuck it, let's do it.

[wind blowing]
[waves splashing]

You understand?

[water splashing]

[sniffling]

[foot stumbling]

[water splashing]

[Dan's electronic song plays]

[electronic music beat]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Dan's electronic song plays]

Let me just listen to this.

Kill me after the song.

[electronic music]

You don't have to have
a purpose to be alive.

Just existing,

living, listening, it's magic.

I can't.

I have nothing!

[sobbing]
[electronic music]

Vicente, I promise you that
I will keep making music

for the rest of my life.

So you'll always have something,

a little something
to look forward to.

Remarkable.

[electronic music beat]

Whoo!

[laughing]
[electronic music]

Whoa!

[Geoffrey clapping]
[electronic music]

[boat engine accelerating]

[thud]

[Schmae] Like a barnacle.

[water splashes]

Whoa!

[dramatic music]

- Yes.
- Yeah.

Yeah.

Whoa!

[hollering]

[water splashes]

Hey, where's the little guy?

Schmae, you can come out now.

Barnacle boy?

[Dan] Schmae!

Schmae?

Schmae!

Schm-- Schmae!

Schmae, what is Schmae?

What is Schmae?

[dramatic music]

[water splashing]

[sword piercing]

[water splashing]

[dramatic music]

[water splashing]
[dramatic music]

[speaking Italian]

[dramatic music]

[engine roaring]

Don't cry, Leo, stay snappy.

He's fine, he's awoke.

He woke up before we
even got to the hospital.

♪ Amazing grace

♪ how sweet the sound

Am I in heaven?

♪ That saved a wretch like me
- All right, this kid's a baller

[thudding]

So is he in the hospital?

Fucker refused to
go to the hospital.

Fuck no, I'm not going in there.

They're gonna tell my parents,

I've got a lot of
business to do this summer

Fuck that.

[jazzy music]

[footsteps fading]

He's at the bar with
Geoffrey. Let's go.

Where are the girls?

[sensual music]
[singing in French]

Amber Jane!

[whimsical music]

I'm so sorry, I did
not know Amber Jane

was your girlfriend when I
entered her during Spring Break.

[Rome] It's okay,
Leonardo, you didn't know.

We both sucked under the
teat of the she-wolf,

now we're strong.

[Leonardo chuckling]

People make mistake, I
once cheated as well.

Entered two girls
at the same time.

That's impressive.

No, not good.

But, now I'm good.

Look if you want to pursue
her, I won't be upset.

[whimsical music]

Maybe when my heart is mended,

I will send her a
letter written by hand.

Just send her a text.

[both chuckling]

[footsteps fading]
[whimsical music]

I'm sorry, Giorgia.

Please, after what happened
today, it's nothing.

But it's not
nothing. I like you.

And,

I think you like me too.

And the first thing I
did was disappoint you.

Stop torturing yourself.

Let's be honest.

Our thing, it's a passing thing,

in a few days you're gonna
be home and, it's fine.

Maybe I could come back to
Santa Lorena for the summer.

Rome, how long were you
with your ex girlfriend?

Three and three quarter years.

That's why.

[Rome sighs]

Your modus operandi

it's to look for long
lasting relationships,

you're habituated.

You just said modus operandi.

I think I'm in love, okay,

I need to be with you
for a very long time.

Okay, okay.

So, you come to Santa Lorena
for the summer, then what?

I guess I go to college.

I should have taken
that gap year.

Could defer for a year.

I have a better idea.

Why don't we stay together
for the next few days?

That's it?

That's it.

But you can't kiss your ex
girlfriend in these two days.

Okay, well you can't
kiss the toreador.

But what if he's on the edge?

You gotta let him jump.

Okay, deal. Deal deal.

[dreamy music]

[Narrator] The next two
days were, well, magic.

[dreamy music]

So, you see that?

That's what you're hearing.

Damn, that's a lot of work.

You don't get,
restless, being indoors,

doing this for hours?

I like it.

[gentle music]

[Narrator] It was a dream.

And Rome knew that
it was going to end.

[gentle music]

Even though he
agreed to the terms,

to the transient
nature of their love.

I'm not sure Rome
quite accepted it.

I'll miss you, Leo.

[Narrator] And perhaps Leo
and Claire felt it too.

Please don't die
during your gap year.

You decided what
you're gonna do yet?

Yep.

I have plans.

Well, send me a
postcard at least.

[footsteps fading]

[footsteps pattering]

Hello, friend.

Vicente, you look good.

I came to thank you
for saving my life.

[exhales deeply]

My gift to you.

Is heavy.

[Rome chuckling]

You can do anything.

Keep it, sell it, is yours.

Don't sell it for
less than 20,000.

[emotional music]

So, what's next for you?

You're still nosy, huh?

You want to know what Vicente
Caudales is going to do, huh?

[sighs]

I will tour all
Mediterranean Islands.

Festivals, parties,
and discover new music.

Sounds like a good plan.

[emotional music]

[car door creaking]

You guys weren't so terrible.

That means a lot, buddy.

It's been a great mini vacation.

Now get to work, asshole.

[emotional music]

Can you really come
back this summer?

And then what?

[kissing]

Are we coming back
to Santa Lorena?

[phone dings]

Let's go graduate,

and come straight
back to Santa Lorena.

Yes!

[car engine roaring]
[uplifting music]

So this was only the
pregame. Who's coming back?

Dan, tell me you're coming back.

You can DJ, I'll event plan.

We can make millions.

DJ name? Unremarkable Dan.

Remarkable Dan.

DJ Dan.

[Claire laughing]

That's pretty unremarkable
but kind of awesome.

[engine roaring]

[Narrator] While memory
is a comforting access

to the past,

it is also a cruel reminder
of its inaccessibility.

Everything ends.
The tide recedes.

But we are made of those
impressions, like barnacles,

brushed by the ancient sea.

Holding on between the
past and the future.

[Leo] So Ms. Polotzi,

I think I will need that
recommendation after all.

I'm applying to
architecture school.

I sent you a copy of my designs
for Claire's dream house,

no need to inform
the authorities,

Claire knows all about it.

In fact, she's
with me right now.

We're spending a
few days together

before I get back on the road.

So far, I haven't
screwed things up.

But I'll keep you posted.

Love, Leo.

[uplifting music]

I told you she wanted my dick.

[upbeat music]
[singing in Italian]

[plastic bag rustling]

[speaking Spanish]