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�� Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh... ��
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�� Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh... ��
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�� Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh... ��
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Ow! Ow!
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Holy fuck!
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Oh, there's some clingers.
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�� I wanna sex you up ��
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�� All night ��
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�� You make me feel good... ��
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Oh, yeah.
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Beautiful, big, baby boy.
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Okay.
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Okay, here we go.
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Come on.
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Period. Send.
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There she goes.
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Sustenance.
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"Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights."
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The sequel to end all sequels.
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All right, fellas.
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Let's...
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Nora?
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I'm naked! Don't come in!
I'm naked. She's naked.
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Don't come in.
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Good morning!
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Your hair! Oh, you like it?
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Yeah. I asked the hairdresser,
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I said I wanted to look
like Eminem.
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You succeeded.
It looks awesome.
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Thank you.
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You want to go to Atlantic City
with me today?
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We have an extra ticket
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because my friend Shu Shu
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got hit by a Citibike.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, shattered her pelvis.
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It's multiple fragments,
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some of them as small
as a mouse tooth.
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Jesus. Anyway, we don't want
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to let her bus ticket
go to waste.
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Wanna go? You know, I...
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I have a lot of things
to be doing today.
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And I'm just gonna tie up
some bells and whistles
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and some mends and looses
and things like that...
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Okay, I understand.
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It's just that Shu Shu,
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my best best friend
from way back,
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do you know what she says?
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"I wish I had
a granddaughter like yours.
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"She's so well-behaved
and so beautiful.
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And she always does everything
for her grandmother."
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And now she is paralyzed
from the waist down
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and up and all around.
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And she could really use
some good news,
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like her bus ticket
not going to waste.
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Because it's such a shame
to waste money.
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But Grandma understands.
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Oh, Shu Shu...
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All right, Grandma,
I'll go with you
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to Atlantic City!
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Okay, see you downstairs.
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And don't embarrass me.
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My sweet baby angels...
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I'm so sorry.
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Grandma, is this the bus?
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Atlantic City, baby!
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Let me guess,
no AC and no seat belts,
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windows are sealed shut.Yep.
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Looks like he's dead already.
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This is my granddaughter, Nora.
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Oh, Nora, you find
a seat over there.
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I can't... I can't
sit with you guys?
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Oh, you are small.
You can make your own seat.
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Excuse, um, can I...?
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Oh.
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Oh, that's his seat?
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Sorry.
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Sir, do you mind
if I...? Excuse me.
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All right.
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"Hostel 2"?
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Oh, Toto, not in Queens anymore.
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Oh.
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Bye, Toto.
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The dog's name is Yao Ming!
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'Kay.
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We're here, Nora.
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I've been trying to get him up.
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Look at this, look.
Sir! Sir! Sir!
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Watch this.
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Wake up!
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Your China wife is here!
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They all cheat, you scumbag.
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What is this? Free money.
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It's a $60 voucher
to gamble, if you want.
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What? Everybody on the bus
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gets a $60 voucher
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to go to Atlantic City.
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No way.
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This is awesome, Grandma! Ha-ha.
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Atlantic City! Yeah!
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Oh, Grandma, this is awesome.
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What are we gonna do first?
Slots? Roulette?
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Oh, my God, baccarat.
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Video roulette,
video poker, vid...
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Video blackjack?!
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Okay, Nora.
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You can sit with us if you want,
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or you can find your own table
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if you'd rather have some space.
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What?
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Oh, this is what
we do in Atlantic City.
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We sit in the food court
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and we watch K-dramas all day.
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Then we turn in our vouchers
for cash.
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You're gonna come
all the way to Atlantic City
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and not gamble?
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You could be doubling
your money, Grandma.
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The house never wins. That is wrong.
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I can't believe you guys
come here and just sit here
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when there is a million
fun things to do out there.
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It's a whole world.
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We have craps, slot machines,
Parcheesi tables.
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This is awesome!
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And you guys just
sit here the whole time?
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Oh, yes.
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Except one time
we all pooled our money
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to get a male prostitute
for Helen as a joke.
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Ha-ha.
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They had lunch together,
maybe some light fingering.
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But otherwise
we just keep the money.
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I'm not... I'm not...
I'm not doing it like this, all right?
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I-I-I I wanna do
Atlantic City my way.
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Okay, have fun.
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If you get hungry,
we'll be here.
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I'm not gonna want Sbarro's.
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Well, we brought
our own food, too.
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We don't need Sbarro.
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Helen, proud of you, girl.
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Oh-ho, yeah!
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Oh, I love gambling.
This is awesome.
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Honey, that's just chump change.
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The real action's at the table.
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You know, I don't know
how to play those games.
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So I figured I'd start small,
graduate to the big tables, you know?
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You come to Atlantic City
to be a pussy?
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Get out there!
Conquer! Hit the tables!
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Say, can I borrow $1,000?
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Oh, I'm sorry, I don't have
that kind of money on me, but...
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Well, how about 300?
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300? All I got is $5
on a Best Buy gift card.
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Well, you've gotta
share the wealth.
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Let me have something!
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Just gotta saddle up
to you here, buddy.
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Ow...
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Blackjack?
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Why not call it
blackjill, right?
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'Cause of women.
Hey, oh, wow.
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Hey.Hi.
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Can I get you
something to drink?
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Oh, that's all right.
I just got lost in there.
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Somewhere in the deep blues.
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Are they green or are they blue?
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Thanks. Yeah, okay.
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Can I... can I get you a drink?
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Yes, yes, um,
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how much is
a Mountain Dew tequila?
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Everything's free.
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Was that... what, really?
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Yeah, as long as you're playing,
everything's free.
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Then I will be playin', right?
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Mountain Dew tequila.Yes.
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And if you want one...
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You know, I'm good.Okay.
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Right.
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You wanna hit or stay?
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What... what is that?
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What does that...
What does that mean?
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Hit means you want another card.
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Stay means you don't.
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21 is the objective of the game.
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You wanna get to 21... Okay.
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Without going over. So... so the object
here then being...
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get to 21,
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stay there, live there,
breathe there, die there.
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21's a winner.
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22?No good.
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All right!
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All right, let's go
get our table.
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Oh, no.
It's the Koreans.
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Should we just
sit somewhere else?
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Ah, but we need the outlets,
and that's the only one.
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Let's go talk to them.
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Oh, excuse me.
Hello.
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My friends and I
are sitting over there,
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but unfortunately
there's no outlet.
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Only this one.
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Would it be okay
if we shared yours?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I was just about
to plug in my iPad.
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Well, what percentage
are you at?
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89.
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I don't like to be under 100.
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Well... we will
let you know
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when you can come back.
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Okay, how 'bout
we check back in 15 minutes?
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I said we will let you know.
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Wow!
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Eights for the Asian girl.
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I guess I'm gonna
split those up.
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You wanna split those eights?
I wanna split those eights.
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Those are the best split
in the house.
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Oh, thank you.
They call me Kristi Yamaguchi.
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Wanna hit?
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Mm... hit that one.
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And hit that one, thank you.
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21.21! 21!
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21 and a what?
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Hit that up.
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Hit it up.Yeah.
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21!
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For a total of 43... 42.
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Go, blackjack, yeah!
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You know what?
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That is Sadie's
first semester at Colgate.
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And that is your first semester on
an Alaskan cruise ship of your choice
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because I want you to love you.
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And tell Sadie
she better stay off Twitter.
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By the way, this color on you
is just like a great green.
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Blackjack! Whoo!
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Oh, you know, what happens in
AC doesn't have to leave AC.
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If you're busy later,
I mean all you girls...
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My husband thinks I'm a virgin.
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Are you a virgin? Hell no!
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Blackjack! Yeah!
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You know what, and that's why
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I'm gonna pledge that to SAE.
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Yeah!
In the back.
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21!
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Blackjack!
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Blackjack!
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Yeah!
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You guys are hot.
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How are you doing this?
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It's like Number Bumble.
You ever play Number Bumble?
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It's a game I play
on my iPad, too.
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It's basically you assign a plus
or minus to each of the cards.
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As the cards get dealt around,
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you see, you take
note of the deck
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and then you realize
which cards are gonna come out
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based on those number
systems that you assigned.
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It's like Number Bumble.
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Like a Millennial version
of counting cards?
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Just a normal version
of counting cards.
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Better watch what
you say, you know?
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What?
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What's wrong with that?
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Homestretch.
Oh, yeah!
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Excuse me, excuse me,
excuse me, excuse me.
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Excuse me!
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Oh, what? I need you to come
with me, ma'am.
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We need you to leave, ma'am.
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Counting cards is illegal,
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as is taking selfies at a table,
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as is not having shoes on.
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Hey, wait.
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I'll make you a deal.
Make you a deal.
267
00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:55,910
It's Atlantic City.
I'll make you a deal.
268
00:12:55,980 --> 00:12:57,740
I'm gonna put my shoes on
real quick
269
00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:59,080
so I have my shoes when...
270
00:12:59,150 --> 00:13:02,290
Okay, all right?
All right, you good with that?
271
00:13:03,710 --> 00:13:04,810
I love you, girl.
272
00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:06,260
Everyone meet me
on the boardwalk!
273
00:13:22,150 --> 00:13:23,530
Oh, no!
274
00:13:31,290 --> 00:13:33,460
That's it.
Grandma mad.
275
00:13:33,530 --> 00:13:36,260
I'm gonna K-pop her face.
276
00:13:51,770 --> 00:13:53,840
Excuse me, for the kinetic
sand bottles,
277
00:13:53,910 --> 00:13:56,460
is it $5 per color
and if I add...?
278
00:13:57,530 --> 00:13:58,980
Oh, my God, Melanie.
279
00:13:59,050 --> 00:14:01,500
Ehh?
280
00:14:01,570 --> 00:14:04,150
N... no.
No, you.
281
00:14:04,220 --> 00:14:05,810
Melanie.Melanie.
282
00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:08,640
It's Nora.
From high school.
283
00:14:08,710 --> 00:14:10,190
So awkward to see you here.
284
00:14:11,770 --> 00:14:13,640
Melanie, hey!
285
00:14:13,710 --> 00:14:15,430
From AP Spanish.
286
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:17,330
Don't you remember?
287
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,330
Sorry, you must be confused.
288
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,710
I don't know who Melanie is.
289
00:14:20,770 --> 00:14:22,020
So why are you running?
290
00:14:24,220 --> 00:14:25,810
Melanie! Hey!
291
00:14:27,710 --> 00:14:28,880
Oh, Nora!
292
00:14:28,950 --> 00:14:30,980
What the fuck, dude?
293
00:14:31,050 --> 00:14:33,810
What are you, working on the
Atlantic City boardwalk now?
294
00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:35,710
Yeah.
295
00:14:35,770 --> 00:14:38,080
I thought you were like a
video producer or something.
296
00:14:38,150 --> 00:14:39,290
Oh, I was.
297
00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:40,816
Yeah, I worked for BuzzFeed
for a few months,
298
00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:42,460
but then I got laid off.
299
00:14:42,530 --> 00:14:44,020
Oh, my God.
300
00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:46,910
Then I worked at Jamie Lynn
Spears' production company,
301
00:14:46,980 --> 00:14:48,600
but fell down
three flights of stairs.
302
00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:50,430
Three flights? Three.
303
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,050
Almost four. Oh, my...
304
00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:54,910
I caught myself.
Well, my face caught myself.
305
00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:56,646
And then they thought
I was gonna sue them,
306
00:14:56,670 --> 00:14:58,710
so I got laid off. You okay?
307
00:14:58,770 --> 00:15:01,020
Oh, and then I did
a Snapchat series
308
00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:04,020
about a girl that went
missing in a small town,
309
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:06,406
but the actress playing the girl
that went missing in the small town
310
00:15:06,430 --> 00:15:08,050
actually went missing,
311
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:09,600
so we had to shut down
production.
312
00:15:09,670 --> 00:15:12,260
I mean, seems like
you've been busy, though.
313
00:15:12,330 --> 00:15:16,020
Oh, no.
That was all last year.
314
00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:19,686
You've... you've been
living in Atlantic City
315
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:20,980
for an entire year?
316
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:23,050
I wouldn't call it living.
317
00:15:24,910 --> 00:15:26,640
A lot has changed
since high school, Nora.
318
00:15:26,710 --> 00:15:27,880
Yeah.
319
00:15:27,950 --> 00:15:29,460
Can you buy me
something to drink?
320
00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:30,740
Yeah.
321
00:15:30,810 --> 00:15:32,810
I haven't had a drink
in three days.Sure.
322
00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:39,080
Ah...
323
00:15:39,150 --> 00:15:42,810
Melanie, what happened?
324
00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,670
Didn't you go to Emerson
on a full ride?
325
00:15:44,740 --> 00:15:48,080
Yeah, but a BFA only
gets you so far
326
00:15:48,150 --> 00:15:49,840
in the content game.
327
00:15:49,910 --> 00:15:51,460
So, after the last time
I got laid off,
328
00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:53,500
I just gave up and came here.
329
00:15:53,570 --> 00:15:57,150
If I do two braids
and two sand bottles a week,
330
00:15:57,220 --> 00:16:01,740
I can afford a funnel cake
and a bunk at the hostel.
331
00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:05,260
But why Atlantic City?
332
00:16:05,330 --> 00:16:08,570
Because it's a lot
cheaper than New York.
333
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,810
And what am I supposed to do?
334
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,950
Go home and live
with my parents?
335
00:16:13,020 --> 00:16:14,670
I failed.
336
00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:17,950
I deserve to live in the most
depressing place in the world.
337
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,950
Atlantic City is not depressing.
338
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,770
No, it's not.
339
00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,770
There's an ocean.Dirty.
340
00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:26,050
Casino.Desperate.
341
00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:27,840
I saw a laser tag sign.
342
00:16:27,910 --> 00:16:30,670
Look, I know what
you're trying to do.
343
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,430
You're trying to find
a positive.
344
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:34,220
My life sucks.
345
00:16:34,290 --> 00:16:36,880
Melanie, you can't
let a few road bumps
346
00:16:36,950 --> 00:16:39,120
force you into exile, all right?
347
00:16:39,190 --> 00:16:41,710
I am a loser.
I do live with my parents.
348
00:16:41,770 --> 00:16:43,980
You've lost more jobs
than I've ever had.
349
00:16:44,050 --> 00:16:46,080
And... and if I can make it work,
350
00:16:46,150 --> 00:16:48,910
you can make it work,
anyone can make it work.
351
00:16:48,980 --> 00:16:50,840
You... you should just
come back to the city.
352
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,460
There's a bus.
It's leaving tonight.
353
00:16:52,530 --> 00:16:55,840
You start over. Thanks, Nora, but...
354
00:16:55,910 --> 00:16:57,570
I can't.
355
00:16:57,640 --> 00:16:59,530
This is my life now,
356
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,640
a sad song of hair and sand.
357
00:17:01,710 --> 00:17:02,980
You can play a different song.
358
00:17:03,050 --> 00:17:04,290
I should go.
359
00:17:05,740 --> 00:17:07,050
My friend Tillie's teaching me
360
00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:08,956
how to write someone's name
on a grain of rice.
361
00:17:08,980 --> 00:17:10,746
Okay, that's... A lot more sanitary
than hair stuff.
362
00:17:10,770 --> 00:17:13,220
Sure.Lice.
363
00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:14,570
That's disgusting, Mel.
364
00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:16,460
Nice seeing you, Nora.
365
00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:19,120
Melanie, you left your...
366
00:17:26,740 --> 00:17:29,640
Look, our iPad is dead.
367
00:17:29,710 --> 00:17:31,260
Just let us use the outlet.
368
00:17:31,330 --> 00:17:33,770
Maybe you all should
just read a book.
369
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:36,150
Then you won't need an outlet.
370
00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:39,570
Don't talk to us Chinese
about books, bitch.
371
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,570
We invented paper.
372
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:44,080
Don't talk to Koreans
about charging, bitch.
373
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,330
We invented Samsung.
374
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:49,430
Then where are all the Galaxies?
375
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:53,120
All I see are iPhones.
376
00:17:53,190 --> 00:17:55,080
That's what I thought.
377
00:17:57,980 --> 00:17:59,570
What do you think you're doing?
378
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:02,190
What I shoulda done
this morning!
379
00:18:02,260 --> 00:18:05,190
Don't you have a floor
to spit on somewhere?
380
00:18:05,260 --> 00:18:07,360
Ah, don't mess with me.
381
00:18:07,430 --> 00:18:10,020
I will cut you
and I will bite you.
382
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:13,120
Chinese teeth are harder
than Korean teeth.
383
00:18:13,190 --> 00:18:14,570
Really? Yeah.
384
00:18:17,810 --> 00:18:19,840
Kimchi bitches!
385
00:18:35,570 --> 00:18:37,290
What up?
386
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:39,190
How's your jerk-off day going?
387
00:18:39,260 --> 00:18:40,500
Yo, where you at?
388
00:18:40,570 --> 00:18:42,150
I'm in AC with my grandma.
389
00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:44,530
Had to abort the jerk-off sesh.
390
00:18:45,910 --> 00:18:47,220
By the way,
guess who I ran into,
391
00:18:47,290 --> 00:18:49,190
Melanie from high school.
392
00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:52,050
Damn!
How's she doin'?
393
00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:54,050
You know we 69'ed once.
394
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:55,530
What?
395
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,050
Although technically
it was more of a 96.
396
00:18:58,120 --> 00:18:59,910
We just fell asleep
touching butts.
397
00:18:59,980 --> 00:19:01,880
That's gross, dude.
I gotta go.
398
00:19:01,950 --> 00:19:03,430
I gotta meet
my Grandma, all right?
399
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:05,020
What are you vaping?
400
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:06,430
What are you vaping right now?
401
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:07,640
So how's Mel lookin'?
402
00:19:07,710 --> 00:19:09,120
Good-bye!
403
00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:12,600
Grandma.
404
00:19:12,670 --> 00:19:14,260
What happened?
405
00:19:14,330 --> 00:19:15,980
We got kicked out.
406
00:19:16,050 --> 00:19:18,770
Two men in suits
are carrying me away
407
00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:22,460
after I picked a fight
with some Korean bitches.
408
00:19:22,530 --> 00:19:24,810
You started an inter-Asian
race war in there?
409
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,810
Well, yeah,
they make good soap operas.
410
00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:29,430
I give them that.
411
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:31,530
You know I'm half-Korean, right?
412
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:34,430
Well, yeah, girl.
Yeah.
413
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:36,020
Let's go home.
414
00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:43,570
Look at your arm, bro.
415
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,600
Oh, yeah, my posse and me,
we went and beat up
416
00:19:46,670 --> 00:19:48,640
some four-foot-six old lady.
417
00:19:48,710 --> 00:19:50,290
Is her arm in a sling?
418
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,810
No, her face met with my fist.
419
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:54,530
What a dumbass.
420
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:55,880
All right.
421
00:19:58,080 --> 00:19:59,600
Hey...
422
00:19:59,670 --> 00:20:01,220
where'd you get this from?
423
00:20:02,530 --> 00:20:04,710
Melanie!
424
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:05,880
Hey.
425
00:20:05,950 --> 00:20:07,290
You came back.
426
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:09,330
Yeah, I'm coming back
to the city.
427
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,880
Thought about what you said,
and you were right.
428
00:20:11,950 --> 00:20:15,260
If you can make it work,
literally anyone can.
429
00:20:15,330 --> 00:20:16,330
Okay.
430
00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:18,020
Like anyone on this bus.
431
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,120
All right.
432
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,020
I have a confession to make.
433
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:25,120
You dropped this
in the bar, and I took it.
434
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:27,500
Oh, you can keep that.
435
00:20:27,570 --> 00:20:31,080
I am so done with sand.
436
00:20:31,150 --> 00:20:33,050
If you have $5... No.
437
00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:35,080
Okay. Thank you.
438
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:36,980
Love you, Nora. I love you.
439
00:20:40,190 --> 00:20:44,120
We will watch "Dirty Dancing 2:
Havana Nights."
440
00:20:44,190 --> 00:20:47,460
"Havana Nights."
It's "Havana Nights."
441
00:20:47,530 --> 00:20:49,840
I just need my space.
442
00:21:36,150 --> 00:21:38,020
Who the is Awkwafina?
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