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excites you when I do that makes your

tits dead excites you when I do that makes your

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I wanted more rock hey you want it on

the phone don't you have a girlfriend I wanted more rock hey you want it on

catfights you're all alone the phone don't you have a girlfriend

all boys of girlfriends I'm going steady catfights you're all alone

all boys of girlfriends I'm going steady

with a boy his name is Mohammed all boys of girlfriends I'm going steady

with a boy his name is Mohammed

[Music]

how old are you six I'm thinking makes [Music]

you stuffy that excites you doesn't it how old are you six I'm thinking makes

you stuffy that excites you doesn't it

No you stuffy that excites you doesn't it

No

I know where we can go I'm not going

anywhere I know where we can go I'm not going

my parents are coming to pick me up here anywhere

my parents are coming to pick me up here

out on the balcony you know one can see my parents are coming to pick me up here

there are other things in life besides out on the balcony you know one can see

things like what pervert there are other things in life besides

screw you things like what pervert

what are you doing babysitting I thought

maybe my teen be here maybe something what are you doing babysitting I thought

maybe my teen be here maybe something

come out maybe my teen be here maybe something

did she talk to you Christ you attract come out

you imagine is your girlfriend called did she talk to you Christ you attract

Martine you imagine is your girlfriend called

Nikki can I have a cigarette

Thanks Nikki can I have a cigarette

I know let's change the record come on Thanks Nikki can I have a cigarette

Thanks I know let's change the record come on

we'll change it that ou may come in some I know let's change the record come on

rock we'll change it that ou may come in some

rock

I should have called her maybe bunny

suppose what in the hell for when you I should have called her maybe bunny

know she won't put out suppose what in the hell for when you

know she won't put out

well you're not getting any today either

are you do what they don't if they don't well you're not getting any today either

are you do what they don't if they don't

hey there she goes I don't believe it

you block the door for me sit down there

don't let nobody through this door you block the door for me sit down there

don't let nobody through this door

yeah sure

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No No [Music]

No No

[Music] No No

behave yourselves you too [Music]

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mother they're impossible they're

bothering everyone knew we weren't we mother they're impossible they're

were just trying to have a good time bothering everyone knew we weren't we

what are you talking about it's their were just trying to have a good time

party do you know mother Nanette no no what are you talking about it's their

that's enough told me no there's my party do you know mother Nanette no no

father stop it that's enough told me no there's my

no stop it relax take it easy get away father stop it

from me you eat let go of me let go of no stop it relax take it easy get away

me from me you eat let go of me let go of

mother father you who will be right down me

stop it now Oh stupid bitch mother father you who will be right down

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let's get out of here come on

you're not splitting are you just

beginning it's time to go I've got to go you're not splitting are you just

to bed of course if there's room in your beginning it's time to go I've got to go

bed for me I wouldn't mind staying oh to bed of course if there's room in your

yeah - by 7:00 if you want to find what bed for me I wouldn't mind staying oh

yeah - by 7:00 if you want to find what

X prime is I gotta hit the hay I think yeah - by 7:00 if you want to find what

I've had okay I got listen we're closing X prime is I gotta hit the hay I think

in 10 minutes that's just time for I've had okay I got listen we're closing

scotch on the rocks first of all I want in 10 minutes that's just time for

to know yeah well then give us a couple scotch on the rocks first of all I want

of beers that sure was a drag tonight it to know yeah well then give us a couple

how do you want those beers on the rocks of beers that sure was a drag tonight it

or straight turkey that's the kind of how do you want those beers on the rocks of beers that sure was a drag tonight it

how do you want those beers on the rocks or straight turkey that's the kind of

ass I really groove on I love the way how do you want those beers on the rocks or straight turkey that's the kind of

or straight turkey that's the kind of ass I really groove on I love the way

ass I really groove on I love the way

that wicked jelly man if you don't mind ass I really groove on I love the way

that wicked jelly man if you don't mind

I'll collect bored now because I'm that wicked jelly man if you don't mind

closing the register I'll collect bored now because I'm that wicked jelly man if you don't mind

I'll collect bored now because I'm closing the register

Hey who's the chick never saw her why closing the register

don't you call Martine you never know Hey who's the chick never saw her why

thanks and good luck

hey where's the telephone

it's over there hey where's the telephone

how's that for scoring hello can you

please tell me if my teens come home yet how's that for scoring hello can you

she was with us alright but I left the please tell me if my teens come home yet

party early to go study Tolliver's she was with us alright but I left the

you've got exams coming up you know I party early to go study Tolliver's

thought maybe she'd be home by now you've got exams coming up you know I

that's all sorry to bother you goodbye thought maybe she'd be home by now

excuse me miss aren't you leaving

something behind us - you left us behind excuse me miss aren't you leaving

lay off kappa let her go are you nuts something behind us - you left us behind

she swings man she swings wait a minute lay off kappa let her go are you nuts

miss wait a minute have pity on us and she swings man she swings wait a minute

take us with you we're so cold and miss wait a minute have pity on us and

lonely and afraid take us with you we're so cold and

nobody loves us lonely and afraid

that's Julien friend of mine sure how

cute you are that's Julien friend of mine sure how

take off your specs cute you are

okay so you're in but I'm the one that

opened the door cut it out kappa will okay so you're in but I'm the one that

you why what's wrong with her I've seen opened the door cut it out kappa will

prettier faces but that's not what you why what's wrong with her I've seen

counts in a sack prettier faces but that's not what

tell you what I'll toss you for her okay counts in a sack

they're cold they're hot just wait to tell you what I'll toss you for her okay

see the falls I've got honey dad I said they're cold they're hot just wait to

see the falls I've got honey dad I said

well so we'll share okay with you baby see the falls I've got honey dad I said

you see she's game for everything it's well so we'll share okay with you baby

late I've got to be going what do you you see she's game for everything it's

say we shack up in a hotel room with her late I've got to be going what do you

hey got the bread for a hotel babe good say we shack up in a hotel room with her late I've got to be going what do you

say we shack up in a hotel room with her hey got the bread for a hotel babe good

night miss I'll see you tomorrow say we shack up in a hotel room with her hey got the bread for a hotel babe good

hey got the bread for a hotel babe good night miss I'll see you tomorrow

listen how long are you folks gone till night miss I'll see you tomorrow

listen how long are you folks gone till

tomorrow morning listen how long are you folks gone till

why no problem then we'll go to your tomorrow morning

place you have your scarf why no problem then we'll go to your

after you babe there are kids these days place you have your scarf

well good night you two

good night minutes oh no you won't get well good night you two

rid of us that way yeah look it's late good night minutes oh no you won't get

and I'm tired rid of us that way yeah look it's late

oh you mean you're chickening out on us and I'm tired

you stick in the head I just want to get oh you mean you're chickening out on us

some sleep that's all let's have the you stick in the head I just want to get oh you mean you're chickening out on us

you stick in the head I just want to get some sleep that's all let's have the

keys nope some sleep that's all let's have the

keys nope

oh come on no I said what are you out of keys nope

your mind when we practically got it may oh come on no I said what are you out of

give me the keys pal all right shout your mind when we practically got it may

shout do you want some help give me the keys pal all right shout

goodnight

Oh up the whole place now he's starting

with a pal I just call me to tell myself Oh up the whole place now he's starting

but I'm telling you he's in there he's with a pal I just call me to tell myself

there with a chick the bastard look but I'm telling you he's in there he's

Sonny Boy stop hiring will you I'll get there with a chick the bastard look

up six in the mall lokay idiot Sonny Boy stop hiring will you I'll get there with a chick the bastard look

Sonny Boy stop hiring will you I'll get up six in the mall lokay idiot

this is my parents room it's rather nice

are you coming are you afraid yes Oh this is my parents room it's rather nice

of what are you coming are you afraid yes Oh

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no really I'm already too late

what are you doing there just walk home

with Julian he's all broken up on what are you doing there just walk home

account of you he's been calling all with Julian he's all broken up on

night long oh that's great my mother account of you he's been calling all

thought I was out with him go up and night long oh that's great my mother

consoler guy when he's that way you thought I was out with him go up and

never know what he might do who do you consoler guy when he's that way you

think you're kidding never know what he might do who do you

see you tomorrow well I means well is think you're kidding

this any time to be coming home when you see you tomorrow well I means well is

know I have to be up at 6:00 in the this any time to be coming home when you

morning know I have to be up at 6:00 in the

did I hurt you what do you mean go on

with you did I hurt you what do you mean go on

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come on wake up girls

let's go Annie Murray it looks like you come on wake up girls

had some luck how many big ones gotta let's go Annie Murray it looks like you

weigh me hold it have a good weekend had some luck how many big ones gotta

weigh me hold it have a good weekend

well we don't get very much sleep at weigh me hold it have a good weekend

well we don't get very much sleep at

night with all the racket it goes on at well we don't get very much sleep at

your place run up the stairs to Lulu night with all the racket it goes on at

what you complain about now you never

know with her come on let's jam the what you complain about now you never

elevator door stop it it's not funny know with her come on let's jam the what you complain about now you never

know with her come on let's jam the elevator door stop it it's not funny

anymore elevator door stop it it's not funny

Julian's too young to be left two days

on his own I keep telling you good girls Julian's too young to be left two days

no nonsense now in the bathroom in on his own I keep telling you good girls

Washington Andy shut the door for me no nonsense now in the bathroom in

sure make us some coffee will you get up Washington Andy shut the door for me

now use some soap and don't forget to sure make us some coffee will you get up

now use some soap and don't forget to

wash behind your ears Charles now use some soap and don't forget to

ciao yes what now what are you doing in wash behind your ears Charles

our bed why what's the matter What's ciao yes what now what are you doing in

Wrong sleepy do you know that my shorts our bed why what's the matter What's

my shorts so you finally made it with Wrong sleepy do you know that my shorts our bed why what's the matter What's

Wrong sleepy do you know that my shorts my shorts so you finally made it with

little Martine give anything hey we're my shorts so you finally made it with

the bride huh Oh with the broad so it's little Martine give anything hey we're

weird I don't know the bride huh Oh with the broad so it's

weird I don't know

hello you can tell your old man can't weird I don't know

you hello you can tell your old man can't weird I don't know

hello you can tell your old man can't you

no honest I don't know I don't even know you

her name no honest I don't know I don't even know

run into her last time in a cafe with

capital she followed us it's true dad run into her last time in a cafe with

that's the way it happened how old capital she followed us it's true dad

mmm 40 no more like 30 but she looks that's the way it happened how old

much younger she pretty mmm where'd you mmm 40 no more like 30 but she looks that's the way it happened how old

mmm 40 no more like 30 but she looks much younger she pretty mmm where'd you

get it much younger she pretty mmm where'd you

get it

where'd you get the dough what Dell well get it

uh how much did you pay her nothing where'd you get the dough what Dell well

nothing nothing honest uh how much did you pay her nothing

well I'll be damned drink while it's

still hot morning ma'am is Julian ready well I'll be damned drink while it's

where did you sleep last night I slept still hot morning ma'am is Julian ready

at home why your mother was furious when where did you sleep last night I slept

I saw Julian smart teen well I'm not at home why your mother was furious when where did you sleep last night I slept

at home why your mother was furious when I saw Julian smart teen well I'm not

waiting dad you know what huh I can't I saw Julian smart teen well I'm not

wear these shorts anymore waiting dad you know what huh I can't

and make me look foolish everybody else wear these shorts anymore

wears bikinis how'd I do and make me look foolish everybody else

well you better explain that to your wears bikinis how'd I do

mother huh well you better explain that to your

mother huh

so long dad no no Casanova well he'll be mother huh

so long dad no no Casanova well he'll be

there mother what did Julian do now why so long dad no no Casanova well he'll be

nothing Julian yes you better have there mother what did Julian do now why

something you know I'm a little late nothing Julian yes you better have

come on hurry up you two I know take it something you know I'm a little late

along eat it on the way see you mum come on hurry up you two I know take it

aren't you cheerful look line where the

kids almost 16 we might have done it aren't you cheerful look line where the

somewhere else you know we're really kids almost 16 we might have done it

tell me where you really are somewhere else you know we're really kids almost 16 we might have done it

somewhere else you know we're really tell me where you really are

don't forget a taxi drivers his own boss

right pretty good not as bad as you don't forget a taxi drivers his own boss

thought right pretty good not as bad as you

not bad at all will you two get a move thought

on huh not bad at all will you two get a move

don't forget okay Tom our team you going

to Christine's Friday night night is don't forget okay Tom our team you going

martín anybody lunch after to Christine's Friday night night is

why are you mad at me I'm not mad at you

funny did you come in we generally use a why are you mad at me I'm not mad at you

small F to begin this equation and you funny did you come in we generally use a

gotta pass this you will see that the small F to begin this equation and you funny did you come in we generally use a

small F to begin this equation and you gotta pass this you will see that the

small F modifies capital e to equal gotta pass this you will see that the

capital F capital e being the energy small F modifies capital e to equal

dispensed and capital F being the final capital F capital e being the energy

result of the entire operation to be in dispensed and capital F being the final

the latest style choose from a wide result of the entire operation to be in

range of solid colors or from the the latest style choose from a wide

combinations as shown in the following range of solid colors or from the

pages all our prices include handling combinations as shown in the following

look Mon that's the one that Julian pages all our prices include handling

wants are you sure about that even show look Mon that's the one that Julian

wants are you sure about that even show

me himself you think they're made to wants are you sure about that even show

hold off anyway it's cheaper when it's me himself you think they're made to

mail-order hold off anyway it's cheaper when it's

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there's a bunch of broads and heat at [Applause]

the window sexy is that in case she there's a bunch of broads and heat at [Applause]

there's a bunch of broads and heat at the window sexy is that in case she

comes back I called your house and you the window sexy is that in case she

weren't there comes back I called your house and you

so what then so why do I have to get weren't there

your permission to go out look at that so what then so why do I have to get

Julian

you haven't forgotten me

I beg your pardon

come for right

anything wrong

will you tell my mother better I'll tell anything wrong

will you tell my mother better I'll tell

her don't you worry will you tell my mother better I'll tell

I bet you could do 150 in a job like

this I bet you could do 150 in a job like

I suppose I could but I wouldn't be this I bet you could do 150 in a job like

this I suppose I could but I wouldn't be

tempted easy you get it secondhand I suppose I could but I wouldn't be

tempted easy you get it secondhand

well no unfortunately you mean you laid tempted easy you get it secondhand

out ten thousand dollars for something well no unfortunately you mean you laid

like that out ten thousand dollars for something

where are we going to my place

if you want where are we going to my place

don't leave the keys they'll swipe it

from you don't mind him he's still young don't leave the keys they'll swipe it

from you don't mind him he's still young

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good afternoon ma'am good afternoon

I don't have to be begged from Mikey

oh it's not bad

Oh far out sit down won't you

I'm sorry on the rocks as usual no Oh far out sit down won't you

straightly I'm sorry on the rocks as usual no

Thanks take your jacket off would you

only drop there Thanks your fin cap was

right you're a very nice young man yes only drop there Thanks your fin cap was

right you're a very nice young man yes

I love you don't be silly

oh is it oh just Aramis come here

Wow imma say a letter to again he's huge oh is it oh just Aramis come here

come on Wow imma say a letter to again he's huge

there's a good dog hello Aramis good boy come on

he's obedient and he's gentle there's a good dog hello Aramis good boy come on

there's a good dog hello Aramis good boy he's obedient and he's gentle

you're a very beautiful dog there do you he's obedient and he's gentle

want to see the bedroom you're a very beautiful dog there do you

oh well not especially want to see the bedroom you're a very beautiful dog there do you

want to see the bedroom oh well not especially

oh well not especially

Aramis so Julie in the bedroom oh well not especially

do you want me oh do I

I'm sorry that's all right

it can happen to anyone it's not serious

relax gently

that's right relax gently

that's right

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and just wasn't up to it [Music]

and just wasn't up to it

this time is better though huh

I sure am hungry

[Music] I sure am hungry

Simon the usual

does your father pay for this you must

work then hmm tell me how old are you 15 does your father pay for this you must

and a half and you how do you think mm work then hmm tell me how old are you 15

30 charming and a half and you how do you think mm

30 charming

[Music] 30 charming

you know what I'm kind of surprised [Music]

you're not going out there like that you know what I'm kind of surprised

sure you know come on come on don't be you're not going out there like that

shy sure you know come on come on don't be you're not going out there like that

sure you know come on come on don't be shy

[Music]

oh wow man more we starved if drama club

who made love Julien the other night at oh wow man more we starved if drama club

who made love Julien the other night at

your place was that the first time for who made love Julien the other night at

you not the very first when was we gave your place was that the first time for

to Christmas it cost me all of my you not the very first when was we gave

Christmas allowance gone well I went up to Christmas it cost me all of my

to a whorehouse and paid for one she Christmas allowance gone well I went up

wasn't bad either to a whorehouse and paid for one she

no she told me afterwards wasn't bad either

you're gonna please the women cuz you're no she told me afterwards

fast like that poor kid don't believe you're gonna please the women cuz you're

all you hear I'll show you fast like that poor kid don't believe

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no God [Music]

hello may I speak to Helen it's man on

the phone with speak to Helen said you hello may I speak to Helen it's man on

hello this is Helen oh oh good it's you

no not tonight yes tonight the show hello this is Helen oh oh good it's you

phone call for you well okay in an hour no not tonight yes tonight the show

goodbye you happy you really got to go phone call for you well okay in an hour

home now satisfied first how about a goodbye you happy you really got to go

bath I felt it was your husband what if home now satisfied first how about a

it was my husband I don't know I didn't bath I felt it was your husband what if

know you had one you're going to have it was my husband I don't know I didn't

lots of stories to tell why what do you know you had one you're going to have

mean you'll tell your buddies you had an lots of stories to tell why what do you

affair and with a married woman let's mean you'll tell your buddies you had an

get dressed when will I see you again affair and with a married woman let's

get dressed when will I see you again

I'll let you know get dressed when will I see you again

come on your mother I'll worry I'll let you know

I'll let you know

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I'm save me God uh whose number is it

just call the number not so I know it's I'm save me God uh whose number is it

the blonde there now you know oh the just call the number not so I know it's

blonde don't put me on I still can't the blonde there now you know oh the just call the number not so I know it's

the blonde there now you know oh the blonde don't put me on I still can't

believe myself did she mention me no blonde don't put me on I still can't

call her William believe myself did she mention me no

[Music] call her William

hey lady it's urgent [Music]

what do I say and I have a cold that I'm hey lady it's urgent

sick say what you want on money with a what do I say and I have a cold that I'm hey lady it's urgent

what do I say and I have a cold that I'm sick say what you want on money with a

call I just want to see your reaction sick say what you want on money with a

call I just want to see your reaction

three five nine six to 21 hang up if call I just want to see your reaction

three five nine six to 21 hang up if

we're house Nance three five nine six to 21 hang up if

sounds like the message service did you

hear that we'll leave a message man sounds like the message service did you

hello it's me it's Julian hear that we'll leave a message man

[Music] hello it's me it's Julian

all right mother all right [Music]

oh I have to go next door to call Oliver all right mother all right

about my math notes go on where's your oh I have to go next door to call Oliver all right mother all right

oh I have to go next door to call Oliver about my math notes go on where's your

sister about my math notes go on where's your

downstairs hurry get up here sister

hi mrs. Denman do you mind if I use your downstairs hurry get up here sister

downstairs hurry get up here hi mrs. Denman do you mind if I use your

hi mrs. Denman do you mind if I use your

phone no of course not Gillian come on hi mrs. Denman do you mind if I use your

in phone no of course not Gillian come on

Thank You Marie in

hurry up coming mother Thank You Marie

three five nine six two two one the

sevens number but health is no three five nine six two two one the

[Music] sevens number but health is no

my husband home he's never home how come [Music]

my husband home he's never home how come

she's never there hey you know Marty's my husband home he's never home how come

with yes I know she's with Kapo she's never there hey you know Marty's

[Music]

[Music]

there's a corresponding why but he'll

it's a pretty easy call again in the there's a corresponding why but he'll

morning it's a pretty easy call again in the

morning

or leave your name and number and she'll morning

or leave your name and number and she'll

return your call you have 30 seconds to or leave your name and number and she'll

record your message return your call you have 30 seconds to

hello Helen it's me if you love Julian

even just a little please leave a hello Helen it's me if you love Julian

message at two three oh nine oh six six even just a little please leave a

to call back Oliver no you better say message at two three oh nine oh six six

Oliver sister thanks and good night good to call back Oliver no you better say

night Oliver sister thanks and good night good

you're welcome Julian see you again you night

want a phone I don't know with the you're welcome Julian see you again you

ambassador of the United States last want a phone I don't know with the you're welcome Julian see you again you

want a phone I don't know with the ambassador of the United States last

evening and he'll help you with your ambassador of the United States last

evening and he'll help you with your

passport you gotta go see him about evening and he'll help you with your

extending your visa at least make an passport you gotta go see him about

effort is this Chris the son of the bank extending your visa at least make an

that's right and who's Julian you've effort is this Chris the son of the bank

never met that's right and who's Julian you've

it's just Julian a friend of mine you're never met

working the schools again he's young it's just Julian a friend of mine you're

like all of them were once young a full working the schools again he's young

head of hair and smooth skin it's a like all of them were once young a full

change from those old hides burned onto head of hair and smooth skin it's a

change from those old hides burned onto

a land change from those old hides burned onto

fat hairy and not funny had too much to a land

drink they have trouble laughing without fat hairy and not funny had too much to

starting to choke drink they have trouble laughing without

Julian's trim is strong and he's try a starting to choke

little awkward youth is so attractive Julian's trim is strong and he's try a

how old is he 17 16 15 little awkward youth is so attractive

love with him is new and fresh oh I know how old is he 17 16 15 little awkward youth is so attractive

how old is he 17 16 15 love with him is new and fresh oh I know

and what's more he's always ready don't love with him is new and fresh oh I know

and what's more he's always ready don't

be such a fool it's my own life there we and what's more he's always ready don't

are be such a fool it's my own life there we

oh man do you take them wheels hey the are be such a fool it's my own life there we

are oh man do you take them wheels hey the

chicken so bad either the mega shape are oh man do you take them wheels hey the

oh man do you take them wheels hey the chicken so bad either the mega shape

chicken so bad either the mega shape

chicken a car no ha I'd make that any chicken so bad either the mega shape

day I'd rather have the car I'll take chicken a car no ha I'd make that any

him a boss I just remembered I'm sick day I'd rather have the car I'll take

are you cutting lab I sure AM you lucky him a boss I just remembered I'm sick

son of a bitch are you cutting lab I sure AM you lucky

[Music] son of a bitch

where are you going there's a fight in [Music]

the hallway sir where are you going there's a fight in

well what do you know

you should have seen it I wish I could

see the look on their faces now I didn't you should have seen it I wish I could

know you would like that oh I didn't say see the look on their faces now I didn't

know you would like that oh I didn't say

a word but when they saw the car well know you would like that oh I didn't say

they just flipped out you like showing a word but when they saw the car well

off don't you admit it they just flipped out you like showing a word but when they saw the car well

they just flipped out you like showing off don't you admit it

Oh a little I guess what a pity they just flipped out you like showing off don't you admit it

off don't you admit it Oh a little I guess what a pity

I was going to suggest we go somewhere Oh a little I guess what a pity

special tonight I was going to suggest we go somewhere

really where to the Lido what do you special tonight

think you're kidding I don't even have a really where to the Lido what do you

tie oh we can fix that oh no it's too think you're kidding I don't even have a

strict think so oh yes try the other one tie oh we can fix that oh no it's too

we'll need some shirts too now we'll strict think so oh yes try the other one

take that one and that one and whatever we'll need some shirts too now we'll

ties you choose take that one and that one and whatever

or what do you think very handsome let's

have a look or what do you think very handsome let's

turn around were you there walk a little have a look

this way now Jimmy only the left turn around were you there walk a little

shoulder seams on the low side oh that's this way now Jimmy only the left

shoulder seams on the low side oh that's

simple enough good shoulder seams on the low side oh that's

obviously the trousers need to be a bit simple enough good

shorter but it looks great otherwise obviously the trousers need to be a bit

very good and don't forget about the shorter but it looks great otherwise

socks yes of course madam and he'll also very good and don't forget about the

be needing some dress shoes okay don't socks yes of course madam and he'll also

think she's my mother be needing some dress shoes okay don't

ah because she's not oh really really think she's my mother

you're a very lucky young man I'm not so ah because she's not oh really really think she's my mother

ah because she's not oh really really you're a very lucky young man I'm not so

young I'm almost 17 less 15 percent as you're a very lucky young man I'm not so

you thank you and have a delivery to the young I'm almost 17 less 15 percent as

house before 6 o'clock you thank you and have a delivery to the

mmm that will be difficult madam can you house before 6 o'clock

make it tomorrow mmm that will be difficult madam can you

make it tomorrow

I don't know I'm sorry but we can't wait make it tomorrow

it's for tonight of course we'll have it I don't know I'm sorry but we can't wait

for you tonight if not fine goodbye it's for tonight of course we'll have it

young man for you tonight if not fine goodbye

hello can't wait till tomorrow okay

right away hello can't wait till tomorrow okay

I have to go out Julian I won't be gone

for more than two hours meanwhile I want I have to go out Julian I won't be gone

you to do your homework okay for more than two hours meanwhile I want

you to do your homework okay

uh-huh I'll be right back you to do your homework okay

be good now okay down boy uh-huh I'll be right back

down I said be good now okay down boy uh-huh I'll be right back

be good now okay down boy down I said

anyone home

Oh again jerk so long

champagne and oysters and after that

well after that you know what but Helen champagne and oysters and after that

won't be home until late this evening if well after that you know what but Helen

you leave your name and number she'll be won't be home until late this evening if well after that you know what but Helen

won't be home until late this evening if you leave your name and number she'll be

glad to return your call you have 30 you leave your name and number she'll be

glad to return your call you have 30

seconds to get you : glad to return your call you have 30

hi baby it's me I just flew in from seconds to get you :

Istanbul so put on your sexiest dress hi baby it's me I just flew in from

I'll pick you up in an hour Istanbul so put on your sexiest dress hi baby it's me I just flew in from

Istanbul so put on your sexiest dress I'll pick you up in an hour

first we'll have some champagne and I'll pick you up in an hour

oysters and after that after that well first we'll have some champagne and

are simply amazing oysters and after that after that well

oysters and after that after that well

so what if he is her husband so what

does that mean he can treat it like a so what if he is her husband so what

common whore does that mean he can treat it like a

[Music] common whore

have you been studying hard

funny but you look better in jeans oh

come on don't let it get you down funny but you look better in jeans oh

you're not bad either way let it ring come on don't let it get you down

brother have I screwed up now I must

join a bet that's him her husband brother have I screwed up now I must

who is it who is it so you're touching

the tape recorder I hate to be spied on who is it who is it so you're touching

by just little boys just a mistake my the tape recorder I hate to be spied on

eye you nosy jealous little liar get out by just little boys just a mistake my the tape recorder I hate to be spied on

by just little boys just a mistake my eye you nosy jealous little liar get out

get out I said go on get out eye you nosy jealous little liar get out

I thought we were going somewhere not get out I said go on get out

anymore that'll teach you I thought we were going somewhere not

you could thank your father thank you

dear you could thank your father thank you

look Julie he's got a white hood on it

Cooper Julian let's have a look at you look Julie he's got a white hood on it

well what's all this it's just a white

suit come on I know very well that's why well what's all this it's just a white

I'm not colorblind you know you don't suit come on I know very well that's why

fall around and where did you get it you I'm not colorblind you know you don't

were staying the night with Oliver it's fall around and where did you get it you

supposed to but now not Anthony what do were staying the night with Oliver it's

you where'd you get that outfit I lived supposed to but now not Anthony what do

it oh you lifted it you where'd you get that outfit I lived

where'd you lift it from shopping center it oh you lifted it

you think I'll swallow that it's the where'd you lift it from shopping center

truth Oliver and I had a bed so you're a you think I'll swallow that it's the

thief you wouldn't have the nerve for truth Oliver and I had a bed so you're a

that you're a damn liar you know Charles thief you wouldn't have the nerve for

that you're a damn liar you know Charles

I've heard that people steal a lot in that you're a damn liar you know Charles

those places I've heard that people steal a lot in

well they do do they all the best people those places

steal their clothes there you must take well they do do they all the best people

me for some kind of moron steal their clothes there you must take

now take that off the pants - no more me for some kind of moron

now take that off the pants - no more

Sunny's alone now take that off the pants - no more

next weekend you come with us there'll Sunny's alone

be no more wild parties and no more lies next weekend you come with us there'll Sunny's alone

next weekend you come with us there'll be no more wild parties and no more lies

either for now on I'm sorry dad but be no more wild parties and no more lies

that's impossible either for now on I'm sorry dad but

sorry to butt in but Julia's wanted on

the phone it's all of his sister or so sorry to butt in but Julia's wanted on

she said Gillian come back here look the phone it's all of his sister or so

sorry she said Gillian come back here look

excuse me hello Helen sorry

Oh lndia what are you doing the water's excuse me hello Helen

getting cool I'm on the phone I'll just Oh lndia what are you doing the water's

be a minute this goes in the incinerator getting cool I'm on the phone I'll just

Charles don't do that please do it like be a minute this goes in the incinerator

Charles don't do that please do it like

that it's worth $100 to clog up the Charles don't do that please do it like

engine Oh if you want to throw it out that it's worth $100 to clog up the

that's fine with me I'll steal another engine Oh if you want to throw it out

one hello just second Jaime that's fine with me I'll steal another

one hello just second Jaime

I got Ollie wait don't be too long hello one hello just second Jaime

Helen it's me Friday evening in the bar I got Ollie wait don't be too long hello

of the hotel okay why the Berkeley hotel Helen it's me Friday evening in the bar I got Ollie wait don't be too long hello

Helen it's me Friday evening in the bar of the hotel okay why the Berkeley hotel

of course if you want you can stay on of the hotel okay why the Berkeley hotel

okay stay for what the weekend of course if you want you can stay on

so long baby so while you spend the okay stay for what the weekend

weekend with her I'm all alone I feel so long baby so while you spend the

left out no you're my alibi weekend with her I'm all alone I feel

I said worn a camping trip I said I'm left out no you're my alibi

screw up if you see my folks Julian I said worn a camping trip I said I'm left out no you're my alibi

I said worn a camping trip I said I'm screw up if you see my folks Julian

bring me your woollen socks now if you screw up if you see my folks Julian

don't you're not going I want this damn bring me your woollen socks now if you

thing dry just what are you doing in the don't you're not going I want this damn

thing dry just what are you doing in the

bathroom anyway thing dry just what are you doing in the

bathroom anyway

nothing I don't like you're going bathroom anyway

camping with that Capel you're not going nothing I don't like you're going

with girls are you camping with that Capel you're not going

oh really mother can I help you sir no with girls are you

thanks no ah that is maybe you can I'm oh really mother can I help you sir no

looking for Helen ah ah you must dear thanks no ah that is maybe you can I'm

brother that's right she's waiting in looking for Helen ah ah you must dear

the bar thank you sorry that's all right brother that's right she's waiting in

[Music]

[Music]

oh tubing you have you met my brother no [Music]

no how do you do well I was about to oh tubing you have you met my brother no [Music]

oh tubing you have you met my brother no no how do you do well I was about to

leave sit over here I'll be calling you no how do you do well I was about to

in a week or two huh excuse me in who is leave sit over here I'll be calling you

in a week or two huh excuse me in who is

that creep he is not your husband and in a week or two huh excuse me in who is

what's more I'm not your brother that creep he is not your husband and

oh my goodness you're getting to be what's more I'm not your brother

quite a little man throwing seems like a oh my goodness you're getting to be

big one what will it be for your little quite a little man throwing seems like a

brother he's not my little brother he's big one what will it be for your little

my lover nothing thanks let's go what's brother he's not my little brother he's

all that stuff about it's to fool my my lover nothing thanks let's go what's

folks I said I was going camping why not all that stuff about it's to fool my

glad you're kidding not at all folks I said I was going camping why not

you must never lie to your parents glad you're kidding not at all

it's true you must never lie to her

parents but this is too much it's true you must never lie to her

parents but this is too much

come on let's go parents but this is too much

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

I'm quite sauce is there Helen Miller a

young American she's been coming up in I'm quite sauce is there Helen Miller a

young American she's been coming up in

years you know who I mean young American she's been coming up in

Miller m i double-l e ra Helen Helen why years you know who I mean young American she's been coming up in

years you know who I mean Miller m i double-l e ra Helen Helen why

sure one minute yeah there was no room Miller m i double-l e ra Helen Helen why

three but we get special accommodation sure one minute yeah there was no room

[Music] three but we get special accommodation

[Music]

hello [Music]

[Music]

hello of embarrassment Paris

hello absconding with a minor to Tunisia hello of embarrassment Paris

how's the weather I would a few days in hello absconding with a minor to Tunisia

how's the weather I would a few days in

Germany sound to you they want you to be how's the weather I would a few days in

there by tomorrow impossible Germany sound to you they want you to be

tomorrow's my day off we'll talk about there by tomorrow impossible Germany sound to you they want you to be

there by tomorrow impossible tomorrow's my day off we'll talk about

tomorrow's my day off we'll talk about

it later on too bad let's see about that tomorrow's my day off we'll talk about

we've got to get the airport faster it later on too bad let's see about that

cheeky fool let's go announcing the we've got to get the airport faster it later on too bad let's see about that

we've got to get the airport faster cheeky fool let's go announcing the

arrival of Tunis Air flight 722 from cheeky fool let's go announcing the

Paris gave the sea arrival of Tunis Air flight 722 from

a teenage girl Jesus said somewhere to Paris gave the sea

do a hognose the body a teenage girl Jesus said somewhere to

do a hognose the body

[Music] do a hognose the body

check them up a little one - ah so this

is the stud check them up a little one - ah so this

well smile you're on TV oh come on now

you can do better than that oh god help well smile you're on TV oh come on now

us he looks like a man of 40 take off you can do better than that oh god help

those horrible glasses yeah a pair of us he looks like a man of 40 take off

contact lenses should do it you've gotta those horrible glasses yeah a pair of

go see Phillips is our oculist contact lenses should do it you've gotta

and put it on my account okay oka stop go see Phillips is our oculist

trying to get funny he's not one of your and put it on my account okay oka stop

girls you think your act is funny you're trying to get funny he's not one of your

hardly old enough to play rob the cradle girls you think your act is funny you're

he's prince charming as good a fuckers hardly old enough to play rob the cradle

all laugh that's none of your business he's prince charming as good a fuckers

so if anyone screw me I somehow doubt it all laugh that's none of your business

oh well at least we know the kid has so if anyone screw me I somehow doubt it

spunk oh well at least we know the kid has

spunk

[Applause]

tell me it's out of curiosity but [Applause]

greater yet oh it's pretty bad spreads a tell me it's out of curiosity but

[Music]

catch the next plane tonight [Music]

your room is reserved at the catch the next plane tonight

Intercontinental artful mr. Gibbons your room is reserved at the

you're his secretary you bear the Intercontinental artful mr. Gibbons

minister oh that's the one he's spending you're his secretary you bear the

a few days exploring nature's beauty you minister oh that's the one he's spending

ought to make sure that he enjoys it I'm a few days exploring nature's beauty you

not much good at what's under your belly ought to make sure that he enjoys it I'm

dance fine that's worth the effort is an not much good at what's under your belly

important man what about Julian he's dance fine that's worth the effort is an

important man what about Julian he's

gonna be back in school Ian don't let it important man what about Julian he's

gonna be back in school Ian don't let it

worry you I'll treat him like my own son gonna be back in school Ian don't let it

I promise worry you I'll treat him like my own son gonna be back in school Ian don't let it

worry you I'll treat him like my own son I promise

worry you I'll treat him like my own son

not too bumpy for you know

[Applause] not too bumpy for you know

[Music]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music] [Applause]

Julian

Julian you could at least say goodbye to

me Julian you could at least say goodbye to

[Music] me

long Putra she's the wrong woman for you [Music]

we'll see

[Music] we'll see

[Music]

come in this is getting to be a habit

with you what's your excuse for today come in this is getting to be a habit

your long talk the buzz breakdown on the with you what's your excuse for today

way no teach he's got a mistress monster your long talk the buzz breakdown on the

caparelli leave the room will you but way no teach he's got a mistress monster

it's true he's screwing a married woman caparelli leave the room will you but

get out mister caparelli oh okay okay it's true he's screwing a married woman

anyway that's what he says but if you get out mister caparelli oh okay okay it's true he's screwing a married woman

get out mister caparelli oh okay okay anyway that's what he says but if you

ask me he's humping a two-bit whore man anyway that's what he says but if you

[Music] ask me he's humping a two-bit whore man

[Applause]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

here

[Music] here

[Applause] [Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

no Helen I was told you were marvelous

last night with mr. Steiner you have a no Helen I was told you were marvelous

fabulous talent last night with mr. Steiner you have a

I would love to have you more often two

of us got to make a a good team if I'm I would love to have you more often two

of us got to make a a good team if I'm

not mistaken are you proposing marriage of us got to make a a good team if I'm

not mistaken are you proposing marriage

why yes anyway

well you obviously can't go on living

the life of a what well you obviously can't go on living

[Music] the life of a what

don't be so sensitive the life of such

complete confusion don't be so sensitive the life of such

[Music] complete confusion

aramis Kenny can you ski oh it's nice to

see you but you know I missed you a good aramis Kenny can you ski oh it's nice to

boy what a good boy you are see you but you know I missed you a good

hello it's Olga your little angel made

it to school on time I hope you're happy hello it's Olga your little angel made

I'm beginning to understand you though it to school on time I hope you're happy

he's a charmer but that's not what I'm I'm beginning to understand you though

calling about he's a charmer but that's not what I'm I'm beginning to understand you though

he's a charmer but that's not what I'm calling about

you have a date Wednesday at 8:00 p.m. calling about

you have a date Wednesday at 8:00 p.m.

with Jordan and you're leaving on you have a date Wednesday at 8:00 p.m.

Saturday miss customs with a mr. with Jordan and you're leaving on

McGregor's over and out Saturday miss customs with a mr. with Jordan and you're leaving on

Saturday miss customs with a mr. McGregor's over and out

it's me Julian I just want to tell you McGregor's over and out

that you're nothing but a two-bit whore it's me Julian I just want to tell you

bastard bastard two-bit whore Am I that you're nothing but a two-bit whore

[Music]

hey keep on the glass you what do you

think you're going oh why do you go get hey keep on the glass you what do you

laid two-bit whore think you're going oh why do you go get

is your son there I know he's in school

what do you want with him it's none of is your son there I know he's in school

your business what do you want with him it's none of

[Music]

[Music]

hey how much baby just for an hour I was

just asking hey you know that looks to hey how much baby just for an hour I was

me like you're married woman just asking hey you know that looks to

hey over here peaches hello mr. cattle

I'm looking for your pal Julian where hey over here peaches hello mr. cattle

can I find that Brad I haven't the I'm looking for your pal Julian where

faintest idea do you know where he went can I find that Brad I haven't the

no I haven't seen him bear squeal hi faintest idea do you know where he went

Helen no I haven't seen him bear squeal hi

why didn't you hide ins John while you Helen

were at it there's someone in it let's why didn't you hide ins John while you

go buy me a drink honey were at it there's someone in it let's

after all the free love Mik you've had I go buy me a drink honey were at it there's someone in it let's

go buy me a drink honey after all the free love Mik you've had I

after all the free love Mik you've had I

think you might treat me to a drink or after all the free love Mik you've had I

think you might treat me to a drink or

two huh think you might treat me to a drink or

why sure Helen whatever you say hey Tony two huh think you might treat me to a drink or

two huh why sure Helen whatever you say hey Tony

the next rounds on Julian when'd you get why sure Helen whatever you say hey Tony

on yours be 10 bucks would you make love the next rounds on Julian when'd you get

for that price look how that's enough of on yours be 10 bucks would you make love

that for that price look how that's enough of

what'd they do I got trouble officer that

there is a hooker here on the make hey what'd they do I got trouble officer

hey you guys who wants to make love for there is a hooker here on the make hey

10 bucks oh it's a bargain price I'll hey you guys who wants to make love for

buy that beat it I didn't mean it 10 bucks oh it's a bargain price I'll

oh it's not so bad you know besides you buy that beat it I didn't mean it 10 bucks oh it's a bargain price I'll

buy that beat it I didn't mean it oh it's not so bad you know besides you

get accustomed to a special tool you oh it's not so bad you know besides you

get accustomed to a special tool you

gotta help you even wind up loving it get accustomed to a special tool you

listen Helen stop it oh you must like my gotta help you even wind up loving it

outfit is it too flashy for you listen Helen stop it oh you must like my

that wasn't so bad was it now don't wipe

it off brings bad luck even for free you that wasn't so bad was it now don't wipe

out of give it a try it's much better it off brings bad luck even for free you that wasn't so bad was it now don't wipe

it off brings bad luck even for free you out of give it a try it's much better

than fooling around with yourself in bed out of give it a try it's much better

[Music] than fooling around with yourself in bed

than fooling around with yourself in bed

lady let's see what you're smoking oh

it's nothing but hash okay smartass lady let's see what you're smoking oh

let's see your ID you let go let's see it's nothing but hash okay smartass

you can claim it at headquarters let me let's see your ID you let go let's see

have a third degree now and save me the you can claim it at headquarters let me

trip okay come on off you go have a third degree now and save me the

Oh trip okay come on off you go

[Music]

you guys are making a big mistake shut

up your little hood that's no two-bit you guys are making a big mistake shut

whore you've got that broad won't put up your little hood that's no two-bit

out for less than 500 bucks now what you whore you've got that broad won't put

know think of the overhead you asked out for less than 500 bucks now what you

Julian yeah how should I know know think of the overhead you asked

call this gentleman will you ask him who Julian yeah how should I know

Helen is you'll see she's got lots of call this gentleman will you ask him who

Helen is you'll see she's got lots of

influence they won't hold us for long Helen is you'll see she's got lots of

yeah what did I tell you how much do you influence they won't hold us for long

think she earns Oh somewhere around yeah what did I tell you how much do you

10,000 bucks a month minimum no foolin think she earns Oh somewhere around

well yes commissioner sorry but we did 10,000 bucks a month minimum no foolin

not yes commissioner we're terribly well yes commissioner sorry but we did 10,000 bucks a month minimum no foolin

well yes commissioner sorry but we did not yes commissioner we're terribly

sorry not yes commissioner we're terribly

sorry

[Music] sorry

you free to leave Miss bye-bye you bitch

sit up you free to leave Miss bye-bye you bitch

Hey you're not keeping us hey no we got sit up

homework to do Hey you're not keeping us hey no we got sit up

Hey you're not keeping us hey no we got homework to do

[Music] homework to do

thank you thank you and I have to go to

the police station thanks a lot thank you thank you and I have to go to

look I know it's not easy at your age the police station thanks a lot

look I know it's not easy at your age

but damn it that's going too far look I know it's not easy at your age

well you're coming at night it's not

only me it's your mother your sisters well you're coming at night it's not

why don't you sleep with girls your own only me it's your mother your sisters

age why don't you sleep with girls your own

there are plenty that will almost all on age

the pill now you have to make it with there are plenty that will almost all on

some whore it's bound to cause a scandal the pill now you have to make it with

you wouldn't talk like that if you saw some whore it's bound to cause a scandal

her remember I'm married to your mother you wouldn't talk like that if you saw

well folks you might treat your mother her remember I'm married to your mother

with more respect so there you are well folks you might treat your mother

thanks Julian you happy now you've with more respect so there you are well folks you might treat your mother

with more respect so there you are thanks Julian you happy now you've

shamed your mother no no Susan I think thanks Julian you happy now you've

he's already heard more than enough shamed your mother no no Susan I think

and what's more you even take sides with he's already heard more than enough

him well thank you dear I might have and what's more you even take sides with

known now stop it please this was a him well thank you dear I might have

rough day and I'm very tired I'm known now stop it please this was a

starving the poor man starving so am i rough day and I'm very tired I'm

starving I haven't eaten all day I wish starving the poor man starving so am i

you could have seen that cheap whore the starving I haven't eaten all day I wish

paint on her do it just think look you could have seen that cheap whore the

mother you're wrong about her Hugh paint on her do it just think look

Wyllie is a fine person all right young mother you're wrong about her Hugh

man I think you've said enough Wyllie is a fine person all right young

haven't I got the right to talk well why man I think you've said enough

not because even if I don't work I do go haven't I got the right to talk well why

to school with a good ear room make it not because even if I don't work I do go

snappy to school with a good ear room make it

dirty fascist oh my god snappy

[Music]

what are you doing here oh you had

another fight with father this is my what are you doing here oh you had

brother mind your manners I do hope you another fight with father this is my

told him where you were going brother mind your manners I do hope you

No Oh Julian that was me you know how told him where you were going

worried they get I'll call them right No Oh Julian that was me you know how

away yeah I'm terribly sorry it's all worried they get I'll call them right

right I see you soon away yeah I'm terribly sorry it's all

what is that a client you sure put one

Oh morning you almost had me believing what is that a client you sure put one

it well well my mother called you a Oh morning you almost had me believing

whore and that's something I can't bear it well well my mother called you a

but I am a whore even you called me one whore and that's something I can't bear

sure but that's different because I but I am a whore even you called me one

don't mind sure but that's different because I

I apologize are you happy now

very I apologize are you happy now

now what are you doing here with that

suitcase I've come this day have you now what are you doing here with that

you're impossible you just decided on suitcase I've come this day have you

your own to come here well you might you're impossible you just decided on

have asked me what I think no you're your own to come here well you might

supposed what do you think no get out of have asked me what I think no you're

here supposed what do you think no get out of

here

you know once was enough I'm staying here

this time I'll miss come show the young you know once was enough I'm staying

man out oh I'm not afraid of Aramis boy this time I'll miss come show the young

down boy down hey Dan arias

[Music] down boy down hey Dan arias

No let go let go of that cut it out

down eros down there No let go let go of that cut it out

[Music]

what's the trouble kid did you leave

home no place to go to did your job pay what's the trouble kid did you leave

home no place to go to did your job pay

well not enough if you want me to I home no place to go to did your job pay

might ask the concierge but you gotta well not enough if you want me to I

have your folks permission they've never might ask the concierge but you gotta

have your folks permission they've never

let me Jake oh yeah bring miss Helens have your folks permission they've never

car around right away let me Jake oh yeah bring miss Helens

don't say anything now hey what are you

trying to pull just a little prank don't say anything now hey what are you

trying to pull just a little prank

that's all you got some nerve trying to pull just a little prank

that's all you got some nerve

but good luck anyhow that's all you got some nerve

[Music]

[Music]

Ellen Ellen my dear Helen I've been

waiting for you forgive the mess the Ellen Ellen my dear Helen I've been

house is in William these workmen will waiting for you forgive the mess the

be the death of me in there dear house is in William these workmen will

[Music] be the death of me in there dear

the plasterers painters carpenters it's

not just the workers decorators were the plasterers painters carpenters it's

they're incredibly bad taste that's why not just the workers decorators were

I wanted to benefit off your advice on they're incredibly bad taste that's why

certain details your room the I wanted to benefit off your advice on

proposition I made you no no yes to our certain details your room the

union and every sense of the word proposition I made you no no yes to our

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

come on let's get out of here bastard

there now where do we go to your place

all right we'll try the drapes both the there now where do we go to your place

door and won't let anybody is that what all right we'll try the drapes both the

you're thinking yes that's right and door and won't let anybody is that what

what am I gonna pay the rent with every you're thinking yes that's right and door and won't let anybody is that what

you're thinking yes that's right and what am I gonna pay the rent with every

month if you keep beating my customers you're thinking yes that's right and what am I gonna pay the rent with every

what am I gonna pay the rent with every month if you keep beating my customers

month if you keep beating my customers

why are you being so stupid month if you keep beating my customers

you're a pretty bright kid use your head why are you being so stupid

a little I'm sick of the way you act you're a pretty bright kid use your head

I got it I'm fed up with you yeah why a little I'm sick of the way you act

don't you picks up where the kid likes I got it I'm fed up with you yeah why a little I'm sick of the way you act

I got it I'm fed up with you yeah why don't you picks up where the kid likes

you don't you picks up where the kid likes

[Music] you

I look Julian please just try to be

serious you need money to live I don't I look Julian please just try to be

know a thing in the world I still have serious you need money to live I don't

to pay for the car apartments rented its know a thing in the world I still have

mother's hours he has to live too you to pay for the car apartments rented its

know mother's hours he has to live too you to pay for the car apartments rented its

mother's hours he has to live too you know

mother's hours he has to live too you

start the car then I'd have a great spot

in the country what if it rains start the car then I'd have a great spot

we're not going camping it's where my in the country what if it rains

parents go for their weekend get out get we're not going camping it's where my

out parents go for their weekend get out get

the joking is over we had all the fun out

we're going to I'm not a kid anymore the joking is over we had all the fun

God go back to your folks your home we're going to I'm not a kid anymore

looks waiting God go back to your folks your home

[Music] looks waiting

[Music]

where we going long as it's away from me

[Music] where we going long as it's away from me

turkey soup and he left his woman's [Music]

sweater behind oh my god Joe do you see turkey soup and he left his woman's [Music]

turkey soup and he left his woman's sweater behind oh my god Joe do you see

what you've done you know you were too sweater behind oh my god Joe do you see

rough with it you should never have what you've done you know you were too

struck him not in front of it rough with it you should never have

no thanks a lot I mean the too rough struck him not in front of it

from too soft on him I wish it make your no thanks a lot I mean the too rough

mind up go wash up mother from too soft on him I wish it make your

oh nothing what are you gonna do about mind up go wash up mother

it I'm gonna make a little coffee upset oh nothing what are you gonna do about

he's not the first kid to run away from it I'm gonna make a little coffee upset oh nothing what are you gonna do about

it I'm gonna make a little coffee upset he's not the first kid to run away from

he's not the first kid to run away from

home he's not the first kid to run away from

our myths come here alamin come here

guess what haven't got a key our myths come here alamin come here

[Laughter]

[Applause] [Laughter]

see what is is Julia ready for school no

he left a while ago see what is is Julia ready for school no

well for once he won't be late now then

are you going to notify the police no I well for once he won't be late now then

am NOT are you going to notify the police no I

yesterday's adventure I've had enough of am NOT

them you won't well then I suppose I yesterday's adventure I've had enough of

know you will not do you understand your them you won't well then I suppose I

will not now look let's try to be know you will not do you understand your

patient shall we thank you with her or will not now look let's try to be

with you patient shall we thank you with her or

Julian lunch is ready

hurlan I've caught one I'll get to let Julian lunch is ready

you take the pole okay you see that hurlan I've caught one I'll get to let Julian lunch is ready

hurlan I've caught one I'll get to let you take the pole okay you see that

trout my dad would have flipped with the you take the pole okay you see that

big ones he says to play him out you trout my dad would have flipped with the

wore him to death hoshide no no he was I big ones he says to play him out you

would have hit him harder stop it you wore him to death hoshide no no he was I

tickling me would have hit him harder stop it you

but until then I'm sure that the

superpowers will continue their but until then I'm sure that the

escalation I'll have to proceed slowly superpowers will continue their

but surely he did beautifully now may I escalation I'll have to proceed slowly superpowers will continue their

escalation I'll have to proceed slowly but surely he did beautifully now may I

remind you to join us tomorrow when we but surely he did beautifully now may I

remind you to join us tomorrow when we

will be interviewing the lovely lady the remind you to join us tomorrow when we

beautiful Eileen call that's it we're will be interviewing the lovely lady the

all finished was I good I want you to beautiful Eileen call that's it we're

play if you want we can do another one all finished was I good I want you to

now now you're on live mr. no I didn't play if you want we can do another one

know that where's my cup oh you were now now you're on live mr. no I didn't

just fabulous ed what I'm proud of you know that where's my cup oh you were

well have you heard anything just fabulous ed what I'm proud of you

well have you heard anything

imagine her running off like that well have you heard anything

doesn't make any sense imagine her running off like that

I thought your girls took their work doesn't make any sense

more seriously I watch what you're doing I thought your girls took their work

will you oh excuse me take it easy now more seriously I watch what you're doing I thought your girls took their work

more seriously I watch what you're doing will you oh excuse me take it easy now

dirty little bastard and as for your will you oh excuse me take it easy now

girl Helen she won't be hard to locate dirty little bastard and as for your

girl Helen she won't be hard to locate

and she won't be the first foreign girl Helen she won't be hard to locate

hooker I've had expelled you needn't get and she won't be the first foreign

upset about it Edward our dogs will pick hooker I've had expelled you needn't get

up the scent upset about it Edward our dogs will pick

no no no you call off your dogs I'm up the scent

going to get her by myself in my no no no you call off your dogs I'm

going to get her by myself in my

position it's not very difficult the going to get her by myself in my

police just talk with murder on the legs position it's not very difficult the

huh yeah mr. Stampler yes it's about police just talk with murder on the legs

your son huh yeah mr. Stampler yes it's about

the name is Julian is that right that's your son

right nothing's happened to it that's the name is Julian is that right that's your son

the name is Julian is that right that's right nothing's happened to it that's

what we want to know you tell us now right nothing's happened to it that's

what we want to know you tell us now

look who are you anyhow police well what what we want to know you tell us now

do you want your son has run away from look who are you anyhow police well what

home hasn't he do you want your son has run away from

home hasn't he

I'm afraid you're wrong he didn't school home hasn't he

things you they were just there why I'm afraid you're wrong he didn't school

didn't you inform us of your son's things you they were just there why

disappearance didn't you inform us of your son's

you know mad I'm not serious well if disappearance didn't you inform us of your son's

disappearance you know mad I'm not serious well if

you're so concerned about it come back you know mad I'm not serious well if

you're so concerned about it come back

tonight on my husband's home we're only you're so concerned about it come back

trying to help ma'am it's our duty to tonight on my husband's home we're only

help when folks ask for it but I haven't trying to help ma'am it's our duty to tonight on my husband's home we're only

trying to help ma'am it's our duty to help when folks ask for it but I haven't

asked you to help me it's none of your help when folks ask for it but I haven't

asked you to help me it's none of your

business if you don't get your butts out asked you to help me it's none of your

of here this minute I'll get the cops business if you don't get your butts out asked you to help me it's none of your

business if you don't get your butts out of here this minute I'll get the cops

after you shit business if you don't get your butts out of here this minute I'll get the cops

of here this minute I'll get the cops after you shit

of here this minute I'll get the cops

[Music]

your stay here honors

you stay here with Julian your stay here honors

you stay here with Julian

you like chewing he's your friend you stay here with Julian

Julian's the one who needs you now you

look after him why Julian's the one who needs you now you

understand look after him why

am i present to him understand

my souvenir am i present to him

[Music]

[Applause] [Music]

shit [Applause]

there's a woman asking for you

it's about Julian or I think Charles there's a woman asking for you

what's happened explain it to her what's it's about Julian or I think Charles

to explain it's some woman Helen what's happened explain it to her what's

[Music] to explain it's some woman Helen

mr. champion [Music]

mr. champion

Julianne's all right he's at your mr. champion

country place Julianne's all right he's at your

thank you

that's very kind of you he merely caught thank you

a 30 pound trout yesterday that's very kind of you he merely caught

anyway that's what he said done you can a 30 pound trout yesterday

down there I only left because I loved anyway that's what he said done you can

him I left a little souvenir for Julian down there I only left because I loved

I hope it won't be too cumbersome for him I left a little souvenir for Julian

you I hope it won't be too cumbersome for

[Music]

Kellan

Helen did she say anything to you err

amis Helen did she say anything to you err

[Music]

don't worry I just went out to do some [Music]

errands Helen don't worry I just went out to do some

[Music]

[Music]

hey come on that's Helen [Music]

hey come on that's Helen

[Music] hey come on that's Helen

all right father

quite armies then worries none me you all right father

sure hey pretty chilly huh quite armies then worries none me you

you're gonna need coffee just warming up sure hey pretty chilly huh

right now how'd you know I was here you're gonna need coffee just warming up

yeah wind up coffee's for the birds

you ready Julian we have to go Ellen's yeah wind up coffee's for the birds

coming back any second you ready Julian we have to go Ellen's

I don't want to worry her I suppose you coming back any second

don't think we were worried it's not the I don't want to worry her I suppose you

same thing don't think we were worried it's not the

yeah you sure she told me where to find same thing

you I don't believe it yeah you sure she told me where to find

have I ever lied to you she wouldn't you I don't believe it

have left a Miss guess it's over no she have I ever lied to you she wouldn't

said he's a little cumbersome have left a Miss guess it's over no she

that's what she told me said he's a little cumbersome

[Music]

coming Julien [Music]

let's go home a miss

aren't you eating

I'm not hungry aren't you eating

dad can I make a phone call

if you like

[Music] if you like

[Music]

three five nine six two two one this [Music]

Helens number but Helen doesn't live three five nine six two two one this

here anymore Helens number but Helen doesn't live

here anymore

you love Helen please don't go back here anymore

[Music] you love Helen please don't go back

I went fishing yesterday almost caught a [Music]

30-pound er yes that's what she said I went fishing yesterday almost caught a

she also said to tell you

she told me that she left you for you

she loved you she told me that she left you for you

[Music] she loved you

what are we doing this Hound of yours no [Music]

we don't have that much room I don't what are we doing this Hound of yours no

work out you'll see they could treat him we don't have that much room I don't what are we doing this Hound of yours no

we don't have that much room I don't work out you'll see they could treat him

right I got your paper form I can see we don't have that much room I don't work out you'll see they could treat him

work out you'll see they could treat him right I got your paper form I can see

the look in your mother's face they're right I got your paper form I can see

willing to bet eats five pounds of meat the look in your mother's face they're

willing to bet eats five pounds of meat

every day more Ellen usually orders willing to bet eats five pounds of meat

t-bones for it every day more Ellen usually orders

t-bones I'm gonna have to start working t-bones for it every day more Ellen usually orders

t-bones for it t-bones I'm gonna have to start working

overtime then good - he doesn't like t-bones I'm gonna have to start working

Philly Manila overtime then good - he doesn't like

[Music]

it's alright you put your right side [Music]

[Music] it's alright you put your right side

[Applause]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music] [Applause]

you

[Music]