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[urine trickling]
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Well, well, well,
look who's back.
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Where the hell you been?
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At home,
sitting on your asses,
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practicing social distancing?
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Washing your hands
20 times a day
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while us essential workers
risked our lives
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making sure
you have enough toilet paper
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and wheat flour
for your sourdough?
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[indistinct announcement
over P.A. system]
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What a bunch of pussies.
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And now y-you can't remember
what happened
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last season on Shameless?
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[scoffs]
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Get out of here.
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Go on, get.
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Get! I will piss on your leg.
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I'll piss on your leg.
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[door slams]
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What do you got, Gallagher?
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Sanitation Department
is in bed
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with the real estate
developers.
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It's all overseen
by this cat named Otis.
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Otis wants you
to bust into that house
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and take a shit
in the living room.
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Okay, took a shit
in somebody's living room.
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You're gonna make one hell
of a cop someday, Gallagher.
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Thank you, sir.
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- Who the fuck is this?
- Julia.
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They said
she was young, but...
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- Who are you?
- I'm Sandy...
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her girlfriend.
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[grunting]
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We have an arrest warrant
for Deborah Gallagher.
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Statutory rape of a minor,
Julia Nicolo.
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Fuck.
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We got a runner!
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Stop! Police!
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[Tommy] So this Keg Zone stuff
is actually working?
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I got 20 fully paid Keggers
already.
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I'm not moving to Milwaukee.
I told you that.
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Come look inside
the house with me.
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It's got two beds,
big backyard.
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I don't need to look inside.
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Jesus.
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- Needs some work.
- Two bedrooms?
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Yeah.
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I now pronounce you
husband and husband.
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- Now?
- Yes, now.
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[cheers and applause]
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rock music
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Think of all
the luck you got
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Know that
it's not for naught
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You were beaming
once before
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But it's not like that
anymore
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What is this downside
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That you speak of?
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What is this feeling
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You're so sure of?
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Round up
the friends you got
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Know that
they're not for naught
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You were willing
once before
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But it's not like that
anymore
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What is this downside
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That you speak of?
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What is this feeling
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You're so sure of?
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rousing orchestral music
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[narrator] Chicago,
the city of broad shoulders,
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the Windy City,
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a city with a multitude
of voices,
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languages,
and a vibrant history.
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From the four corners
of the Earth,
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people come
to the city on the lake
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to work and help create
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a truly modern metropolis.
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[Frank] Yep,
from all four corners
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of the Earth, all right.
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Polacks and krauts
and dagos
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and the lowest of the low,
the Irish--
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starving spud famine
refugees,
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like us Gallaghers.
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upbeat rock music
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Every important moment
in Chicago history,
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a Gallagher was there.
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The Chicago Fire,
Mrs. O'Leary's cow,
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that was Great-Great-Grandma
Gallagher's Holstein.
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[cow moos]
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The union stockyard workers,
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the poor bastards butchering
6,000 steers a day,
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covered in blood and shit,
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all Gallaghers.
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The Black Sox
score-fixing scandal,
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a Gallagher.
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No, he wasn't a player.
He was a gambler.
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Set the whole thing up.
Made a bundle.
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Prohibition, Capone,
you think it was all Italians?
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Hell no.
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It was Gallaghers
that provided
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the homicidal muscle.
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The riots at the Democratic
Convention in '68,
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yep, that was me.
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Part of the Chicago Eight.
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[Alan] The Chicago Eight?
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I thought it was
the Chicago Seven.
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It was eight.
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I was at a White Castle
getting burgers
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for Abbie and the guys
when the pigs broke in.
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So they only took seven
and put 'em on trial.
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Where we're standing,
right here,
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on Ashland Avenue,
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there were 20 bars
on this block 100 years ago,
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each and every one of 'em
owned by a Gallagher.
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Now we got
three hipster coffee shops.
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It was seven before
the COVID took down the weak.
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Chinamen did us a favor
with that virus.
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Who the hell needs
seven coffee shops?
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Hey, do you know
why they call
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this part of the South Side
Back of the Yards?
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Sure, it was right behind the--
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No, no,
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not because it was
behind the stockyards,
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because it was the back
of the Gallagher yards.
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Every single house
owned by a Gallagher.
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- Is any of this true?
- [slurping]
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Is any of this true?
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The Gallaghers built Chicago
single-handedly.
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Come on, I'll take you
to Leavitt Street.
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I'll show you the tenement
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where Paddy Gallagher
wrote The Jungle.
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[baby crying]
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[Tami moans]
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- [sighs]
- Oh, no, no.
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Let him cry.
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[sighs] He's teething.
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[Tami groans]
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The hell does he need teeth for
anyway?
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I don't know.
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[crying continues]
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[Tami groans]
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We could drug him.
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Break up a downer or something.
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Frank used to rub whiskey
on our gums.
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- [laughs]
- Then he'd dump us in the tub.
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Without water, I hope.
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Not always.
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[Tami sighing]
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- I think I'm gonna die.
- [laughs]
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Can you die from lack of sleep?
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[crying continues]
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Oh, my God. Okay.
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I'll get him.
You start coffee.
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Okay.
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[crying continues]
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[vocalizing]
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[tapping]
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light rock music
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Hey, where's the Mr. Coffee?
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Oh, I bought us
a French press
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at an eviction yard sale.
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What?
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It's by the stove.
Just add hot water.
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There's a new bag of coffee
in the fridge.
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Huh.
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Hey, um, maybe we need
to try something else,
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you know, with Fred teething.
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[Tami sighs] Yeah?
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Like what?
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I don't know, we could do, uh,
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I don't know,
one night on, one night off.
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You know, one of us
stays at my old house
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or your dad's,
gets a good night's sleep
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while the other one
stays here.
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We could, uh, trade off,
you know?
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Okay.
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Dibs first night.
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Who got evicted?
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Aniya, that girl
who was working
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at the beauty supply shop
on Ashland.
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Is that the one that, uh,
bellied up?
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah, yeah.
One of many.
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Hey, I need you to run
some errands for me today--
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grocery, paint store.
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Is that a problem?
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No. Glad to.
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[Lip] Mm.
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- I'm gonna go brush my teeth.
- That's a good idea.
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[baby squeals]
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[Lip sighs]
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rock music
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Stop!
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[church bell tolls]
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[dog barking]
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[siren chirps]
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[Carl] Got you, fucker.
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[grunts]
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[Carl exhaling heavily]
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Outstanding, Gallagher.
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Thank you, sir.
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Why didn't you shoot him?
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I knew I could catch him, sir.
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- Uncuff him. Give me the gun.
- [handcuffs ratcheting]
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[chuckles]
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That's how it's done, cadets.
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Never shoot a suspect
in the back.
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You wait for 'em
to turn around,
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and then you shoot 'em
in the face.
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Good to know, sir.
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[electric razor buzzing]
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Why are you shaving your head?
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'Cause I'm goin' bald.
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But you're bald now, Kev.
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Exactly. Now no one will know
I was going bald.
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Science.
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Should I just pour the weed
right in?
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Yeah, I think so.
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Go see if those gummies
are setting up right.
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They need a few more minutes.
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Hey, no sampling the product.
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Excellent, Gemma.
Nice and tight.
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Amy, good,
but a little less product
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in the next one, okay?
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Kev, what are the girls doing?
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Their tiny fingers are perfect.
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Look, this is why
they used little kids
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to dig stuff out of machinery
back in the old days.
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They outlawed that, Kev.
It's called child labor.
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Well, we're a family business
now.
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We all need to pull
our own weight.
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No. Girls, go finish
getting ready for school,
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and don't forget your masks.
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I was gonna have 'em
wash their hands
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- when they were done.
- Girls, wash your hands.
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Did you pick up
the display case?
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Yeah, it's in the truck.
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Isn't this exciting?
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Legal weed in Chicago?
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Can you believe it?
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Remember Diego, my roommate
from the group home,
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the one with the glass eye?
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He got 20 years.
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Now we can just sell it
right out in the open.
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Not out in the open.
We're not licensed yet.
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And we're supposed
to be closed anyway.
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Amy?
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Gemma.
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Girl's got a gift.
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[door squeaks, slams]
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[footsteps approaching]
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Mm, morning Mr. Milkovich.
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Morning, Mr. Gallagher.
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Five times last night.
I'm feeling kinda raw.
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How about you, stud?
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I could go another five
right now.
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- Mm
- Mm-hmm.
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Some big talk.
You ready to back it up?
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Gotta get to work.
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Call in sick.
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We need the paycheck.
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All right. Your loss.
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Hey, you making breakfast
for both of us?
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No. Didn't know you were
gonna get up.
264
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You didn't get up yesterday.
265
00:11:55,589 --> 00:11:57,425
Well, throw some more bread
in that bitch.
266
00:11:57,466 --> 00:12:00,594
Sorry, I only make toast
for husbands who have jobs.
267
00:12:00,636 --> 00:12:02,138
Good thing I have a job.
268
00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:03,431
No, you have a laundromat owner
269
00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:05,141
who's terrified
you're gonna smash his face
270
00:12:05,182 --> 00:12:07,143
- into a dryer again.
- Exactly.
271
00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:08,519
I'm sure he'd write you
fake paystubs
272
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,354
to give to your parole officer
if I asked him.
273
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,815
That's not the point.
We need more money coming in.
274
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,066
All right.
275
00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:15,359
Fine, I'll hit the Stop & Shop
on Rush.
276
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,862
Hey, no. I don't wanna be
some sad-ass prison widow
277
00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:19,655
catching a bus to Stateville
every weekend.
278
00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:21,490
No? Want me to get
some shitty-ass
279
00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:22,616
minimum-wage job like you,
280
00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:24,034
hauling boxes
around a warehouse?
281
00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,119
No.
282
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,371
There aren't many other jobs
left around here, Mick.
283
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,831
It's either Amazon
or digging graves.
284
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:30,249
Until you decide to do
one or the other,
285
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,501
my shitty minimum-wage job
is the only money
286
00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:33,502
we got coming in.
287
00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:35,921
- And the bills are piling up.
- Uh-huh.
288
00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:37,965
Okay, fine.
289
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:39,592
I'll start digging into
the wedding present money
290
00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:41,927
instead of saving it
to get our own place.
291
00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:45,055
Do what you gotta do, lover.
292
00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:47,057
Me, I'm gonna go
take an ice bath.
293
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:49,351
My asshole's on fire.
294
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,814
Just not right.
295
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:56,692
I mean, Julia's only
ten months younger than me.
296
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,152
Why do I have to plead guilty
297
00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,820
and wear this fuckin'
ankle bracelet
298
00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,947
and do all that
community service
299
00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:04,533
when Carl did the exact
same thing with Julia
300
00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:05,993
but they didn't arrest him?
301
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,870
Well, not exactly
the same thing.
302
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:12,541
He wasn't banging Julia
and her mom at the same time.
303
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,710
No, that judge
just hates lesbians.
304
00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:17,463
I mean, did you see the way
that he looked at me,
305
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:18,923
at Julia?
306
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:20,257
It was disgust.
307
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:21,467
[Sandy] Mm, I don't know.
308
00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:22,635
He seemed pretty into it to me,
309
00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:25,054
especially when, uh,
Julia was describing
310
00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:27,306
how you used to go down
on her for hours.
311
00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:28,724
[Debbie scoffs]
312
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,267
It's looking good, sweetie.
313
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:32,144
Okay, it's time
to get ready for school.
314
00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:35,189
No more Zoom. Real school.
Let's put your shoes on.
315
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:37,107
How long do you think it'll be
before the school
316
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:38,776
shuts down again this time?
317
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,528
I bet a week.
318
00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:41,612
UPS just dropped this off.
319
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,405
[gasps] It came!
320
00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:45,407
- What is it?
- Gotta put 'em on.
321
00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:47,326
Put what on?
322
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:48,786
Let's go.
323
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,497
energetic music
324
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:54,083
Hmm. What do you think?
325
00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:55,876
Everything?
326
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:59,129
Welding, plumbing, carpentry,
household repairs.
327
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:01,215
[chuckles] I mean, it could
have multiple meanings.
328
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,259
What?
329
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:04,218
[both laugh]
330
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,804
Liam, no.
331
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,556
Hello, Debbie Does Everything?
332
00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:10,975
Um, I've got a rusty pipe.
333
00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,518
You think you could
shine it up for me?
334
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,311
[scoffs]
Look at my truck.
335
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:16,480
That doesn't tell you
that I'm a handyman?
336
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:19,859
Debbie Does Everything?
My sewer line is clogged.
337
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:23,320
Can you please come over
and plunge it for me?
338
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:29,076
upbeat music
339
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,619
Huh.
340
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:36,000
You see that house
with the "For Sale" sign?
341
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:39,420
The Sons of Columbus
burned a cross in the yard
342
00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:42,006
the first night
the Jacksons moved in.
343
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,799
But the Jacksons were tough.
344
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:47,094
Used to be sharecroppers
in Alabama.
345
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:50,055
A racist bonfire
didn't scare them.
346
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:57,688
Mr. Jackson died of the 'VID
last spring.
347
00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:01,942
He was a janitor
over at Mercy.
348
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,155
[slurping]
349
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:09,366
Getting a little dry here,
laddie.
350
00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:14,455
My memory elixir!
351
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,791
Hey...
352
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:21,003
thanks for caring for what
I have to say, by the way.
353
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:24,757
Well, you're the only person
who responded to my flyer.
354
00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:27,801
[Frank laughs]
355
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:33,182
"Units start as low
as $170,000."
356
00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:37,811
Time was, you could've bought
a whole block down here
357
00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:39,563
for that much money.
358
00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:43,442
Everything's changing.
359
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:47,529
The Prius crowd
is moving in,
360
00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:50,324
taking advantage of the folks
who lost their jobs
361
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:51,700
in the Corona hoax.
362
00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:53,827
- Oh, hey, girl!
- Hey!
363
00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:57,831
Let's go over by the park.
364
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,167
I'll show you
365
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:03,921
where the best crack house
in Chicago used to be,
366
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,131
see if any of the old gang's
still around.
367
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:09,218
bright music
368
00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:11,762
Okay, Franny.
369
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,806
Remember, no hugging anybody.
370
00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:22,606
[Debbie] They say anything
about going back
371
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:23,816
to alternating days, yet?
372
00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:24,984
[man] Jesus, I hope not.
373
00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:27,778
Boss won't let me bring Tommy
to work anymore.
374
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,864
- [Debbie] Who's the new guy?
- Uh, Barry.
375
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,074
[Debbie] What'd he do?
376
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,493
[man, exhales]
Rapist, I think.
377
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:35,619
Yeah, he just got out.
378
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:36,704
His son's kinda cute, though.
379
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:38,163
He's the spiky-haired one
380
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:39,665
right there in the Slayer
shirt, you see him?
381
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,583
[Barry] Hey, Slash!
Anyone gives you shit,
382
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:43,460
I just want you
to punch 'em in the throat
383
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:44,837
like I showed you.
384
00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:47,172
[Debbie] Barry,
you're over the line, man.
385
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:50,384
The fuck'd you say?
386
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,636
That line--
it's exactly 500 feet
387
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,054
from the school's entrance.
388
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,889
If you cross it,
the cops could bust you.
389
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:58,267
Oh. Okay. Thanks.
390
00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:00,060
- Appreciate it.
- Yeah.
391
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:02,521
Debbie, misdemeanor--
statutory rape.
392
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,690
But she was only
ten months younger than me.
393
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:07,776
Barry, statutory two,
with felony.
394
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:10,362
But hey, she looked 20.
395
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,031
upbeat rock music
396
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:13,157
I love you, Franny.
397
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,492
Remember, no hugging
the other kids.
398
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:36,764
IOUs?
399
00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:38,098
[water bubbling]
400
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,267
What the fuck is this?
401
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,686
I go to get our money
for the utilities
402
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:46,356
out of our wedding cash,
and all I find is IOUs.
403
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:47,941
You spent all our money
from the wedding?
404
00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:49,818
Relax, you know
I'm good for it.
405
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:52,488
That's not the point.
It's not your money.
406
00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:54,448
It's our money.
407
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:57,409
Okay, so I spent
some of our money.
408
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:58,786
On what?
409
00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:01,080
I don't know. Stuff.
410
00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:04,458
It's-it's not your money
to spend.
411
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,585
We decided we were saving it
to get our own place.
412
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,420
No, no. You decided
we were saving it
413
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:09,421
to get our own place.
414
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:10,714
I said we should
use the wedding money
415
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:11,965
for us to have
some fuckin' fun.
416
00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:13,217
Yeah, one of us has certainly
417
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,384
been having
some fuckin' fun.
418
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:16,929
Oh, quit being a bitch.
I'll pay it back.
419
00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:22,476
Oh.
420
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:25,604
We're supposed to be making
these decisions together.
421
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:30,400
Okay, so can I use some of
our money to buy a beer?
422
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:31,860
One beer.
423
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:32,945
Sure. One beer.
424
00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:34,738
- Yes.
- Great.
425
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:35,823
So what about lube?
426
00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:38,033
Can I use our money
to buy lube?
427
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:40,285
You're the one who likes
that expensive strawberry shit.
428
00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:41,870
I'm good with spit.
429
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:44,706
What about your meds?
Ain't cheap.
430
00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:46,667
That comin' out of your money
or our money
431
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:49,002
- or is that coming out of--
- There isn't any your money
432
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:51,296
or my money,
there's only our money.
433
00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:53,423
That's what happens
when you get married.
434
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:54,591
Sure.
435
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:57,636
upbeat rock music
436
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,557
I gotta get to work.
437
00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:12,651
- [distant sirens]
- [dogs barking]
438
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:15,320
[sighs]
439
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:17,990
[door clicks opens]
440
00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:20,409
[sighs] Okay, I'm off.
441
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:22,578
You have a good day
with Daddy, all right?
442
00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:24,329
I thought you were gonna
fix the wheel
443
00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:25,664
on that jogger yesterday.
444
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,708
Yeah, no.
I got caught up with this.
445
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:29,585
Okay, well, do it,
and take Fred for a run.
446
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:32,337
Fresh air's supposed to
help babies sleep at night.
447
00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:34,590
And then I need you
to go by the paint store
448
00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:36,175
and pick up four gallons
of this:
449
00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:38,719
- Seafoam Morning Mist.
- Mm-hmm.
450
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,262
And then can you swing by
Voodoo Java
451
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:42,347
and get me a skinny grande
latte with extra foam
452
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:43,473
and drop it by the salon?
453
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:46,476
I've got ten clients today,
and I am not gonna make it
454
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,687
without my midday caffeine.
455
00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:53,984
So how much
did we pay for this?
456
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,736
It's a '47 Chief.
457
00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:57,404
Mm-hmm.
458
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:00,782
3 grand.
459
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:02,367
Just 'cause things are tight,
460
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:04,161
you know, the salon was closed
for a long time,
461
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,748
your hours being cut back
at the shop, so--
462
00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:09,541
Voodoo Java?
463
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:13,003
I know, but it's so good.
464
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,130
Well, you know,
this'll be worth, I mean,
465
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:18,091
around 12 when I'm done,
maybe even more.
466
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:19,968
Mm.
467
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,094
- All right.
- Yeah.
468
00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:22,512
- [Tami] Bye.
- both: Muah.
469
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:23,931
Don't forget to wear your mask.
470
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,933
I don't wanna
get that shit again.
471
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:27,100
Ha.
472
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,730
I made a big mistake, son.
473
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:32,898
See, I rented this house
474
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,066
without asking
your mommy first,
475
00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:36,777
and now I'm basically
her bitch.
476
00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:38,445
[Fred babbles]
477
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:40,364
[low background chatter]
478
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:44,493
Gallagher, you ready
for this afternoon, cadet?
479
00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:47,246
- Sir.
- Department's counting on you.
480
00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:48,413
I won't let you down.
481
00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:50,040
Don't let that oath
mess ya up.
482
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,708
- Sir?
- Yeah, you know,
483
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,086
the truth, the whole truth,
nothin' but the truth--
484
00:20:54,127 --> 00:20:55,671
[chuckles]
It's all bullshit.
485
00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:57,673
You just tell the judge what
they need to hear to convict.
486
00:20:57,714 --> 00:20:59,174
The bastard's guilty as hell.
487
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,634
Roger that.
488
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:03,887
I'm, uh, I'm aware
your academy application
489
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:06,598
included
several irregularities.
490
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,225
Irregularities, sir?
491
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:11,520
Your age, your IQ score.
492
00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:14,106
But with the loss of so many
officers to the 'rona,
493
00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:16,233
the bosses are willing
to put you on the street,
494
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,818
as long as you do
the right thing today.
495
00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:19,569
- I will, sir.
- It's not a tough call
496
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:20,779
to give you a badge.
497
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:23,198
You're number one in your class
in firearms,
498
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,866
choke holds, baton beatings.
499
00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:26,785
Well, what about
my classroom work, sir?
500
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:28,954
You know, state laws,
criminal statutes?
501
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:30,038
I'm kind of a slow reader.
502
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,164
- Dead last.
- [sighs]
503
00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:32,749
But, hey, you don't have
to be an Einstein
504
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,418
to wear the blue.
505
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:36,044
Bustin' heads is a man's job,
506
00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:38,088
and you are a natural born
ass kicker.
507
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,632
So you go in that courtroom
this afternoon and kick ass.
508
00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:42,467
- Huh?
- Yes, sir.
509
00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:44,011
rock music
510
00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:47,472
I like making
bad decisions
511
00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:50,017
That's right, Jamie.
Keep those ropes movin'.
512
00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:52,728
Your rhomboids are loving it.
513
00:21:52,769 --> 00:21:54,396
Back straight.
514
00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:55,689
Engage those abs.
515
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:57,065
That's it, Celeste.
516
00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:58,608
[growls] That's two more laps.
517
00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:00,110
You got this.
518
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,112
All right, listen up,
kombucha drinkers.
519
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,448
The Alibi has special prices
520
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,616
for all your cannabis needs.
521
00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:07,617
Sore muscles?
522
00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:09,328
Anxiety 'cause you're not
getting enough likes
523
00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:11,997
for your most recent
adorable puppy post?
524
00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:14,041
The Alibi's got
two-for-one deals
525
00:22:14,082 --> 00:22:15,959
on all spliffs
for anyone wearing
526
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,210
a Kev Fit t-shirt,
527
00:22:17,252 --> 00:22:18,920
which are for sale
right over there on that tire.
528
00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:21,131
What the hell are you doing,
Dash?
529
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,591
Get your overeducated ass up
530
00:22:22,632 --> 00:22:25,177
and give me another 50 mailbox
presses.
531
00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:28,472
Jesus, man.
Are you all right?
532
00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:30,015
It's my crypto.
533
00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:31,308
Your what?
534
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,768
My Bitcoin.
535
00:22:32,809 --> 00:22:34,394
It's down 30,
and I was using it
536
00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:36,396
to leverage my Tether
and my Ethereum.
537
00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:39,316
I have no idea
what you just said.
538
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:42,611
[sighs] Oil futures gutted
my portfolio last spring.
539
00:22:42,652 --> 00:22:45,238
So if there's another
two-point drop on my cryptos,
540
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,449
I'll have to cover
a margin call.
541
00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:48,575
So that's bad.
542
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:50,660
It's fucking Death Star
Order of the Sith
543
00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:53,455
Korriban invasion
exploding planet bad, man!
544
00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:56,208
I'll-I'll have to call
my-my dad.
545
00:22:56,249 --> 00:22:59,294
- I got you. Come on.
- Okay.
546
00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:02,381
acid rock continues
547
00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:09,429
[knocks in
"shave and a haircut" rhythm]
548
00:23:19,272 --> 00:23:20,607
[door hinges squeak,
door closes]
549
00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:26,071
Blue Dream.
Yellow Sunflower.
550
00:23:26,113 --> 00:23:28,949
Purple Haze. Our five-year-old
daughter Gemma
551
00:23:28,990 --> 00:23:30,492
rolled those herself.
552
00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:32,828
- [sighs]
- Pink Peppermint.
553
00:23:32,869 --> 00:23:34,204
Mama's Mocha.
554
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:36,748
Gorilla--although,
I don't recommend Gorilla
555
00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:37,999
for a beginner like you.
556
00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:38,959
Oh, I'm not a beginner.
557
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,168
I smoked a lot of weed
in college.
558
00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:42,129
College weed,
not the same thing.
559
00:23:42,170 --> 00:23:43,797
Where'd you go to college?
560
00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:46,508
- Kenyon.
- Where the fuck is Kenyon?
561
00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:49,010
- Ohio.
- [scoffs]
562
00:23:49,052 --> 00:23:51,513
[laughs]
Yeah, you're a rookie.
563
00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:53,598
Stick with the gummies
and the baked goods.
564
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:57,102
V baked these brownies
herself this morning.
565
00:23:57,144 --> 00:23:58,311
Ooh, I love brownies.
566
00:23:58,353 --> 00:23:59,563
You've had these kind
of brownies?
567
00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:00,981
No, but they look delicious.
568
00:24:01,022 --> 00:24:02,607
They have a kick.
You gotta make sure
569
00:24:02,649 --> 00:24:05,152
you have someplace safe to sit
after you eat one.
570
00:24:05,193 --> 00:24:06,236
One brownie?
571
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:08,905
Jesus, potheads
are a bunch of pussies.
572
00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:10,615
I knocked back 15 tequila shots
573
00:24:10,657 --> 00:24:13,827
at my nephew's weird socially
distant wedding last week,
574
00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:15,912
and was fine driving home.
575
00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:16,830
Fifteen?
576
00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:18,206
You check the grill of your car
the next morning
577
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:20,625
to make sure there wasn't blood
and hanks of hair?
578
00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:22,711
What's a socially distanced
wedding like?
579
00:24:22,752 --> 00:24:23,837
Stupid.
580
00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:25,255
It was one person per pew,
581
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:27,090
and the bride and groom
kissed each other
582
00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:28,091
with their masks on.
583
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,259
Like they're not just
gonna go back
584
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:31,219
to the Honeymoon Hotel
and bang boots.
585
00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:35,265
Okay, weed is for old hippies
and cancer patients.
586
00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:36,600
Real men drink.
587
00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:40,437
Taylor Swift over there needs
a shot of JB, not gummies.
588
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:43,940
I-I tried weed when Grammy
had some for her glaucoma.
589
00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:45,150
Made me sleepy.
590
00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:47,652
Aw, this isn't your
grammy's weed, Kermit.
591
00:24:47,694 --> 00:24:49,154
Glaucoma weed is a Prius.
592
00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:51,406
This is a Ferrari at Daytona
weed.
593
00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:52,741
[banging on door]
594
00:24:52,782 --> 00:24:54,284
We're closed.
595
00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:55,577
[banging continues]
596
00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:58,205
City of Chicago
says all bars are closed
597
00:24:58,246 --> 00:25:00,832
until further notice.
598
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:03,502
[banging rapidly]
599
00:25:03,543 --> 00:25:04,836
Go, go, go, go, go!
Hide in the back.
600
00:25:04,878 --> 00:25:07,923
- This is what we practiced.
- We are absolutely complying
601
00:25:07,964 --> 00:25:10,217
with the mayor's
very smart decision
602
00:25:10,258 --> 00:25:13,637
to close all bars and taverns.
[banging continues]
603
00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:18,433
frantic rock music
604
00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:19,226
[door opens]
605
00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:21,228
Distractions all around
606
00:25:21,269 --> 00:25:22,812
- [Frank] What's up?
- Oh, my--
607
00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:24,814
- The fuck, Kev?
- Come on.
608
00:25:24,856 --> 00:25:26,566
Hail 'rona survivors.
609
00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:28,276
What-where is everyone?
610
00:25:28,318 --> 00:25:29,778
Fuck, Frank?
611
00:25:29,819 --> 00:25:31,279
You were supposed to use
the secret knock
612
00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:32,489
on the door in the gym.
613
00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:33,448
What? No, no.
614
00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,867
I heard somewhere
bars are open again.
615
00:25:35,909 --> 00:25:36,868
Three weeks ago, maybe.
616
00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:39,704
Mayor shut us all down again
on Tuesday.
617
00:25:39,746 --> 00:25:42,290
Well, who the hell
can keep track?
618
00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:44,709
And excuse me,
but fuck the mayor.
619
00:25:44,751 --> 00:25:47,546
He has no authority
to tread upon my rights
620
00:25:47,587 --> 00:25:48,922
as a free American male
621
00:25:48,964 --> 00:25:51,925
to drink my favorite brew
in the tavern of my choice.
622
00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:55,762
The mayor is a she, and she has
every right to do it, and has.
623
00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:58,098
Come on out, everyone.
It's just Frank.
624
00:25:58,139 --> 00:26:01,434
[laughs] There they are.
Do you want to--
625
00:26:01,476 --> 00:26:02,561
[Veronica] False alarm,
everybody.
626
00:26:02,602 --> 00:26:03,853
Uh, this is-this is Brad.
627
00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:06,273
He's making a major film
about me.
628
00:26:06,314 --> 00:26:07,482
Actually, my name is Alan.
629
00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:11,111
I'm a graduate student
at Lake Forest.
630
00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:13,905
Holy shit.
631
00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:17,117
What the hell is that?
632
00:26:17,158 --> 00:26:20,704
Have I finally arrived at Mecca
after a long pilgrimage?
633
00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:22,581
Hands off, Frank.
We're not offering credit
634
00:26:22,622 --> 00:26:23,748
on cannabis products.
635
00:26:23,790 --> 00:26:24,916
Payment up front only.
636
00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:28,086
Lake Forest? The hell are you
doing all the way down here?
637
00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:29,629
My doctoral dissertation
638
00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:31,381
is on neighborhoods
in transition
639
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:32,841
due to
the economic displacement
640
00:26:32,882 --> 00:26:33,967
caused by the pandemic.
641
00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:35,552
[Veronica] Well, you've come
to the right place.
642
00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:37,887
Lots of economic displacement
and transition
643
00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:39,347
going on around here.
644
00:26:39,389 --> 00:26:41,766
[Frank]
Gentrification, my friends.
645
00:26:41,808 --> 00:26:44,060
The ten percenters
gobbling up what's left
646
00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:47,731
of the working man's dreams
when he's down and out.
647
00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:51,735
Felled by a tiny,
lifeless microbe.
648
00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:54,362
We're the last of the Mohicans.
649
00:26:54,404 --> 00:26:57,157
Chicago aboriginals
struggling to preserve
650
00:26:57,198 --> 00:26:58,325
a vanishing culture.
651
00:26:58,366 --> 00:27:00,076
[Alan] Actually, there were
aboriginal cultures
652
00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:01,786
here before us.
653
00:27:01,828 --> 00:27:03,580
The Miami
and the Kickapoo tribes.
654
00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:04,748
Also Gallaghers.
655
00:27:04,789 --> 00:27:07,292
Kev, could we?
656
00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:11,004
Oh, shit, I--pay the man.
657
00:27:11,046 --> 00:27:13,632
- Do you take Venmo?
- Hell no.
658
00:27:13,673 --> 00:27:16,509
[exhales]
Holy shit.
659
00:27:16,551 --> 00:27:17,802
[thud]
660
00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:20,972
- Gorilla?
- Yep.
661
00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:23,099
Ohio.
[laughter]
662
00:27:24,017 --> 00:27:25,518
[banging]
663
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,395
Hey, Mrs. Lionetti,
I'm almost done.
664
00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:29,314
Leave. Now.
665
00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:30,982
Huh? I'm almost finished.
666
00:27:31,024 --> 00:27:33,193
- Seven?
- Seven what?
667
00:27:33,234 --> 00:27:35,278
She was seven years old?
668
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,112
Who was seven years old?
669
00:27:36,154 --> 00:27:37,489
If my Tony were still alive,
670
00:27:37,530 --> 00:27:39,741
he'd take you down to the lake,
shoot you,
671
00:27:39,783 --> 00:27:40,950
and push you in for the fish.
672
00:27:40,992 --> 00:27:42,160
What are you talking about?
673
00:27:42,202 --> 00:27:45,330
I got a notification.
I checked the website.
674
00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:48,249
- What website?
- The sex offender website.
675
00:27:48,291 --> 00:27:50,543
And your picture is on it.
676
00:27:50,585 --> 00:27:52,545
This is you, right?
677
00:27:52,587 --> 00:27:55,632
upbeat music
678
00:28:08,436 --> 00:28:12,190
I was off and runnin'
679
00:28:12,232 --> 00:28:15,944
I never saw it comin'
680
00:28:15,985 --> 00:28:18,488
But sometimes
all the moves that you make
681
00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:22,033
Start to shake
all the meaning from before
682
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:27,706
I was up and comin'
683
00:28:27,747 --> 00:28:31,501
I never stop for nothin'
684
00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:34,546
But then she ripped
my heart from my chest
685
00:28:34,587 --> 00:28:36,548
Hey, Hassan,
coffee still fresh?
686
00:28:36,589 --> 00:28:37,882
Four hours old.
687
00:28:37,924 --> 00:28:39,092
That's good enough.
688
00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:41,678
Oh, oh, oh
689
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,471
Gimme one sec.
690
00:28:47,183 --> 00:28:49,227
Oh, oh, oh
691
00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:51,896
Hella sweet
692
00:28:51,938 --> 00:28:54,733
- That still a buck?
- Yep.
693
00:28:56,526 --> 00:28:57,819
Here you go.
694
00:28:57,861 --> 00:28:59,404
Thank you.
695
00:29:06,911 --> 00:29:10,123
$5.49? Jesus.
696
00:29:10,165 --> 00:29:12,667
Hella sweet
697
00:29:15,670 --> 00:29:17,756
Oh, oh, oh
698
00:29:17,797 --> 00:29:20,175
Hella sweet
699
00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:27,640
He spent all our wedding money
on God knows what.
700
00:29:27,682 --> 00:29:29,642
Isn't marriage supposed to
be about communication?
701
00:29:29,684 --> 00:29:31,978
Compromise? Agreed upon
mutual fuckin' goals?
702
00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:34,022
How's that supposed to happen
when one person in the marriage
703
00:29:34,063 --> 00:29:35,774
just goes off and does
whatever the hell he wants
704
00:29:35,815 --> 00:29:38,109
without telling the other
person what he's doing?
705
00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:40,403
Sounds just like me
and my first husband, Juan.
706
00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:41,321
No communication.
707
00:29:41,362 --> 00:29:42,781
[Ian] He sits around
the house all day
708
00:29:42,822 --> 00:29:45,408
like we're not in the worst
economy since the Depression.
709
00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:47,035
Says we're still
on our honeymoon.
710
00:29:47,076 --> 00:29:48,203
How long you been married?
711
00:29:48,244 --> 00:29:50,079
Six months.
712
00:29:50,121 --> 00:29:51,664
What's he expect us to live on?
713
00:29:51,706 --> 00:29:53,249
The bills are piling up.
714
00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:54,667
[coworker] Marriage is hard.
715
00:29:54,709 --> 00:29:57,045
You should've worked that shit
out before you tied the knot.
716
00:29:57,086 --> 00:30:00,340
Once you're married,
it's already too late.
717
00:30:02,717 --> 00:30:05,762
upbeat music
718
00:30:19,734 --> 00:30:21,236
Let me show you somethin'
719
00:30:21,277 --> 00:30:22,320
It's on the scene
720
00:30:22,362 --> 00:30:24,739
A new wave,
360 degrees
721
00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:26,241
Above the power
722
00:30:26,282 --> 00:30:27,492
The power of me
723
00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:30,286
Me as in he,
and she, and we
724
00:30:30,328 --> 00:30:31,496
Yeah, you got the news
725
00:30:31,538 --> 00:30:33,790
There's something
in the air
726
00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:35,083
There's something
in the air
727
00:30:37,794 --> 00:30:40,213
[door opens]
728
00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:42,090
Thanks, Teri.
729
00:30:47,011 --> 00:30:49,389
- Hey.
- Hi.
730
00:30:49,430 --> 00:30:51,641
Look at you.
You fixed the jogger.
731
00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:53,518
Yeah.
732
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,896
Hello, baby of mine. Hi.
733
00:30:57,772 --> 00:31:00,692
Wow. You're sweating.
734
00:31:00,733 --> 00:31:03,111
- I did five miles.
- [chuckles]
735
00:31:03,152 --> 00:31:06,698
[gasps] Thank God.
You're my savior.
736
00:31:07,073 --> 00:31:09,868
And, uh, two packets
raw sugar, right?
737
00:31:09,909 --> 00:31:12,579
- Yes. Thanks.
- Here you go.
738
00:31:13,955 --> 00:31:15,373
Did you go by
the paint store yet?
739
00:31:15,415 --> 00:31:17,208
I'm heading there next.
740
00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:21,212
Oh. Where's my foam?
741
00:31:21,254 --> 00:31:24,090
Oh, uh, you know,
it must've gotten
742
00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:26,718
all mixed in, you know,
when I was running.
743
00:31:26,759 --> 00:31:28,553
Oh.
744
00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:35,560
Oh, God.
745
00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:38,396
Delicious.
746
00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:40,648
Thank you.
747
00:31:40,690 --> 00:31:41,566
both: Muah.
748
00:31:41,608 --> 00:31:43,234
Oh.
[inhales sharply]
749
00:31:48,114 --> 00:31:49,407
[laughs]
750
00:31:50,283 --> 00:31:54,203
Seven! It says Julia
was seven years old, not 17.
751
00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:55,455
[laughs]
752
00:31:55,496 --> 00:31:56,623
It's not fuckin' funny.
753
00:31:56,664 --> 00:31:59,250
Everybody's gonna think
I'm a child molester.
754
00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:01,210
Well, you sort of are.
755
00:32:01,252 --> 00:32:04,339
It's got my address, my social
security number, my email.
756
00:32:04,380 --> 00:32:05,506
God damn it.
757
00:32:05,548 --> 00:32:06,799
I'm lucky if
the neighborhood moms
758
00:32:06,841 --> 00:32:08,927
don't show up out front tonight
with torches
759
00:32:08,968 --> 00:32:11,387
to hang me from the playground
swing set.
760
00:32:11,429 --> 00:32:13,973
Okay, it's probably
not that big of a deal.
761
00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:15,516
Look at all these other guys.
762
00:32:15,558 --> 00:32:17,894
- What?
- All these little dots
763
00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:19,938
on the map are sex offenders
in the area.
764
00:32:19,979 --> 00:32:21,522
[Debbie] Jesus.
765
00:32:21,564 --> 00:32:22,732
There must be 100 of them.
766
00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:24,943
What the fuck
is wrong with people?
767
00:32:25,610 --> 00:32:27,946
Hey, that's Mr. Mosier
down the block.
768
00:32:27,987 --> 00:32:30,239
I knew it. He was always
way too into Halloween.
769
00:32:30,281 --> 00:32:32,325
[Sandy] Nice picture, though.
770
00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:33,701
[scoffs]
771
00:32:33,743 --> 00:32:35,703
You're sexy.
772
00:32:35,745 --> 00:32:38,581
I mean, look at that cleavage.
773
00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:42,627
- Yeah, I do look pretty hot.
- Mm-hmm.
774
00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:44,170
Oh, shit.
775
00:32:44,212 --> 00:32:46,297
Who the hell is
gonna hire me now?
776
00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:51,844
I told Lieutenant Rucker
I was undercover,
777
00:32:51,886 --> 00:32:53,721
but he said
I wasn't undercover.
778
00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:58,059
But I was.
Which is why I'm here today.
779
00:32:58,101 --> 00:33:01,479
What were you asked to do in
that house, Mr. Gallagher?
780
00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:03,898
[clears throat]
Empty my bowels, ma'am.
781
00:33:03,940 --> 00:33:05,733
So, defecate?
782
00:33:05,775 --> 00:33:07,902
[sighs] I did not defecate.
783
00:33:07,944 --> 00:33:10,071
I took a shit.
784
00:33:10,113 --> 00:33:12,240
[clears throat]
Can you point to the man
785
00:33:12,281 --> 00:33:14,158
who told you to take that shit?
786
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,327
That's him, ma'am.
787
00:33:16,369 --> 00:33:17,578
Please let the record show
788
00:33:17,620 --> 00:33:21,499
Mr. Gallagher identified
the defendant, Otis Grange.
789
00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:27,338
Mr. Winston.
790
00:33:29,882 --> 00:33:31,926
So, Mr. Gallagher,
791
00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:33,678
you're a police cadet,
are you not?
792
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,054
Yes, sir.
793
00:33:35,096 --> 00:33:37,181
And you're 19 years old?
794
00:33:37,223 --> 00:33:38,266
Almost 20, sir.
795
00:33:38,307 --> 00:33:40,601
And how exactly
did you get a spot
796
00:33:40,643 --> 00:33:45,273
at the Chicago Police Academy
at such a tender age?
797
00:33:45,314 --> 00:33:48,401
Tender? [scoffs]
I'm not tender, sir.
798
00:33:48,443 --> 00:33:49,527
I work out.
799
00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:51,821
- I can bench 240.
- [Winston] Good for you.
800
00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:54,615
Did anyone promise you a spot
at the police academy
801
00:33:54,657 --> 00:33:57,076
in exchange for your testimony
against my client today?
802
00:33:57,118 --> 00:33:59,704
Sir, if you were to work
garbage duty
803
00:33:59,746 --> 00:34:01,456
in Chicago for six months,
804
00:34:01,497 --> 00:34:03,249
you'd deserve a spot, too.
805
00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:04,459
Is that a no?
806
00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:07,462
Garbage in Chicago is dirty,
sir.
807
00:34:07,503 --> 00:34:08,921
Very dirty.
808
00:34:08,963 --> 00:34:10,840
So no quid pro quo.
809
00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:11,924
Squid pro what?
810
00:34:11,966 --> 00:34:14,635
Were you told that you could
enter the police academy
811
00:34:14,677 --> 00:34:17,972
two years early
in exchange for your testimony?
812
00:34:18,014 --> 00:34:20,641
And let me remind you
that you have taken an oath
813
00:34:20,683 --> 00:34:22,560
in this court
to tell the truth,
814
00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:25,188
and only the truth,
so help you God.
815
00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:26,522
No, sir.
816
00:34:26,564 --> 00:34:28,191
I got into the academy
because they know
817
00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:30,777
I'm gonna be
a great police officer.
818
00:34:30,818 --> 00:34:33,946
You understand,
Mr. Gallagher,
819
00:34:33,988 --> 00:34:36,574
that lying under oath
is perjury,
820
00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:39,243
punishable by up to five years
in state prison.
821
00:34:39,285 --> 00:34:41,120
Are you calling me a liar,
sir?
822
00:34:41,162 --> 00:34:43,873
Why? Because I grew up poor
on the South Side?
823
00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:46,876
Because my father is a drunk
and my mother was a junkie?
824
00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:48,336
Because I'm not as smart as you
825
00:34:48,377 --> 00:34:51,214
and you can humiliate me
using big words I don't know.
826
00:34:51,255 --> 00:34:53,716
I got into the academy
because they know
827
00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:55,093
when we roll up on a gun fight,
828
00:34:55,134 --> 00:34:57,053
I'll be the one running
towards the shooting,
829
00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:57,970
not away from it.
830
00:34:58,012 --> 00:35:00,431
They know when
a 911 call comes in
831
00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:03,267
and it's some bastard scumbag
pistol-whipping
832
00:35:03,309 --> 00:35:05,561
a little girl, trying to steal
her pink bicycle,
833
00:35:05,603 --> 00:35:09,107
that I'll be there, ready to
take a bullet in the face.
834
00:35:09,148 --> 00:35:12,026
upbeat music
835
00:35:16,447 --> 00:35:18,282
O...kay.
836
00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:22,078
There you go.
Hey, man.
837
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,871
- [Lip] Yo, Flavio.
- Hey.
838
00:35:23,913 --> 00:35:25,081
I didn't know you worked here.
839
00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:26,582
I thought you were
still at Rowdy's Chicken.
840
00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:28,251
Yeah, yeah,
Rowdy's closed for good, man.
841
00:35:28,292 --> 00:35:30,336
I survived the first shutdown,
but not the second one.
842
00:35:30,378 --> 00:35:33,005
So my uncle got me
a job here.
843
00:35:33,047 --> 00:35:34,006
He's afraid of my mom.
844
00:35:34,048 --> 00:35:35,550
We all are.
She drinking again?
845
00:35:35,591 --> 00:35:37,260
Yeah. Waving that gun around.
846
00:35:37,301 --> 00:35:38,845
- [Lip] Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
847
00:35:38,886 --> 00:35:39,804
That your kid?
848
00:35:39,846 --> 00:35:43,182
Uh, yeah, that's Fred.
Oh, he's sleeping.
849
00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:45,184
Hey, look, you got, uh,
850
00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:48,312
this Seafoam Morning Mist?
851
00:35:48,354 --> 00:35:50,439
Uh, sure, yeah.
The Monticello Collection.
852
00:35:50,481 --> 00:35:52,567
Supposed to be the colors
Thomas Jefferson created
853
00:35:52,608 --> 00:35:53,651
for Monticello.
854
00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:54,861
No kidding.
Jefferson, huh?
855
00:35:54,902 --> 00:35:56,362
Yeah, it's probably bullshit,
856
00:35:56,404 --> 00:35:58,156
but the PBR crowd eats it up.
857
00:35:58,197 --> 00:36:00,491
- It's pricey, though.
- Yeah? How pricey?
858
00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:01,617
Uh, how many you need?
859
00:36:01,659 --> 00:36:03,161
I don't know, four gallons.
860
00:36:03,202 --> 00:36:05,288
Set you back a little over
a hundie with tax.
861
00:36:05,329 --> 00:36:06,956
- Ooh.
- Yeah.
862
00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:09,167
Um...
863
00:36:09,208 --> 00:36:11,169
Hey, what about these?
864
00:36:11,586 --> 00:36:13,880
[Flavio] Paint the yoga mat
ladies buy and then return
865
00:36:13,921 --> 00:36:15,798
'cause they say it didn't
match the sample book.
866
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:19,093
- Got any blues?
- Mm, probably.
867
00:36:21,804 --> 00:36:23,514
Mm, hmm...
868
00:36:24,432 --> 00:36:25,308
[Lip] Hey.
869
00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:27,602
Oh, wait, what about this one?
870
00:36:27,643 --> 00:36:29,353
Ah, no, they're not the same.
871
00:36:29,395 --> 00:36:30,563
Ah, it's close enough.
872
00:36:30,605 --> 00:36:32,481
You got another one
of these blues?
873
00:36:32,523 --> 00:36:34,108
Uh...
874
00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:36,110
Yeah, yeah.
875
00:36:36,152 --> 00:36:37,862
[Lip] All right, great.
876
00:36:37,904 --> 00:36:39,697
Now we just need two more.
877
00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:41,407
That's not bad.
878
00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:44,076
Hey, what do you think
about those?
879
00:36:44,118 --> 00:36:45,536
And blend together
in the mixer,
880
00:36:45,578 --> 00:36:46,746
[hits can]
pour the mixed paint
881
00:36:46,787 --> 00:36:47,872
back into the cans.
882
00:36:47,914 --> 00:36:49,457
You write Seafoam Morning Mist
on those cans,
883
00:36:49,498 --> 00:36:51,250
there's an extra tenner in it
for you, all right?
884
00:36:51,292 --> 00:36:52,793
- Deal.
- Thank you, thank you.
885
00:36:52,835 --> 00:36:53,794
Thank you.
886
00:36:53,836 --> 00:36:57,048
Hey, we're all set, okay, bud?
887
00:36:57,089 --> 00:36:59,383
We're almost outta here,
all right?
888
00:37:01,802 --> 00:37:04,722
You check to make sure
he's still breathing?
889
00:37:04,764 --> 00:37:07,099
I think he wet his pants.
890
00:37:07,141 --> 00:37:08,309
Where the hell'd you get that?
891
00:37:08,351 --> 00:37:10,937
[Frank] On the floor.
Joe College didn't finish it.
892
00:37:10,978 --> 00:37:13,856
Pretty good shit.
I'd give it four puffs.
893
00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:17,443
- [woman] How's the Blue Dream?
- Mm.
894
00:37:17,485 --> 00:37:19,737
"You'll float on
a downy bank of clouds
895
00:37:19,779 --> 00:37:21,697
on a bright summer's day."
896
00:37:21,739 --> 00:37:23,074
The Pink Peppermint?
897
00:37:23,115 --> 00:37:24,700
"Hints of an herb garden,
898
00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:26,869
Alice in Wonderland,
and the Mad Hatter."
899
00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:28,371
[woman] What flavor
are the gummies, lime?
900
00:37:28,412 --> 00:37:30,164
- [Kevin] Mm-hmm.
- Jesus, where the fuck are we?
901
00:37:30,206 --> 00:37:32,416
Willy Wonka's
Chocolate Factory?
902
00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:34,377
What about the Purple Haze?
Is it really strong?
903
00:37:34,418 --> 00:37:35,461
Uh, I'm not too sure
about that one.
904
00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:36,754
We just got that one in.
905
00:37:36,796 --> 00:37:38,631
But our daughter Gemma--
she's five--
906
00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:40,049
- she rolled those herself.
- Oh.
907
00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:41,968
Maybe I could be of some help.
908
00:37:42,009 --> 00:37:43,886
Why don't you order
one of each,
909
00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:45,763
and I can sample them for you
910
00:37:45,805 --> 00:37:49,558
and then rate them on my world-
renowned Gallagher Puff Scale?
911
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:50,476
Puff Scale?
912
00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:53,354
One puff being
a glass of rosé
913
00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:55,106
on a warm, summery day.
914
00:37:55,147 --> 00:37:57,817
Five puffs being you wake up
naked in an alley
915
00:37:57,858 --> 00:37:58,901
with something
stuck in your ass,
916
00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:00,695
no idea where the fuck you are.
[laughs]
917
00:38:00,736 --> 00:38:02,405
Leave the customers alone,
Frank.
918
00:38:02,446 --> 00:38:05,116
Two Pink Peppermints
and ten gummies, please.
919
00:38:05,157 --> 00:38:06,492
[Tommy]
Christ. Do we really need
920
00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:09,203
another legal
intoxicating substance?
921
00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:13,040
- That shit's a gateway drug.
- [Frank laughs] Weed?
922
00:38:13,082 --> 00:38:16,627
We're 20 years into
the next century, Nancy Reagan.
923
00:38:16,669 --> 00:38:19,922
It's really a question
of personal freedom.
924
00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:21,841
Why is it any
of your damn business
925
00:38:21,882 --> 00:38:24,802
if I choose to smoke a fat one
after dinner?
926
00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:28,848
Or shoot up in the privacy
of my local Denny's bathroom?
927
00:38:28,889 --> 00:38:31,934
It's my life.
My body, my choice.
928
00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:33,311
[Veronica] Your problem,
Tommy, is you think
929
00:38:33,352 --> 00:38:34,729
knocking back boilermakers
930
00:38:34,770 --> 00:38:36,480
while your ass
is stuck on that stool
931
00:38:36,522 --> 00:38:37,940
is something
that all red-blooded
932
00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:40,151
white American males
are supposed to do,
933
00:38:40,192 --> 00:38:43,821
while smoking weed
is a Black folk thing.
934
00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:45,781
The only reason
why marijuana's been illegal
935
00:38:45,823 --> 00:38:47,158
for the last hundred years
is because
936
00:38:47,199 --> 00:38:49,118
poor Black people
in the ghetto were smoking it.
937
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:52,455
Marijuana prosecution
was criminalized racism.
938
00:38:52,496 --> 00:38:55,708
Now that white people decided
they like smoking it,
939
00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:57,043
it has to be made legal.
940
00:38:57,084 --> 00:38:59,378
Can't make lily white kids
go to prison
941
00:38:59,420 --> 00:39:01,047
for having a couple of blunts.
942
00:39:01,088 --> 00:39:04,383
That's it.
That's how we stop it.
943
00:39:04,425 --> 00:39:06,177
We've been getting gentrified
944
00:39:06,218 --> 00:39:09,930
because it's gotten
too safe down here.
945
00:39:09,972 --> 00:39:12,183
The murder rate
was at an all-time low
946
00:39:12,224 --> 00:39:15,019
before the 'VID, right?
947
00:39:15,061 --> 00:39:17,938
Rich people weren't afraid
to move down here.
948
00:39:17,980 --> 00:39:21,942
But now that we've had
a few good riots,
949
00:39:21,984 --> 00:39:23,903
burned a few bougie stores,
950
00:39:23,944 --> 00:39:26,739
I'll bet you the gentrifiers
are gettin' nervous.
951
00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:31,452
All we gotta do is make
the Yards dangerous again.
952
00:39:31,494 --> 00:39:34,747
Make sure the murder rate
is rising.
953
00:39:34,789 --> 00:39:35,956
Spill some blood.
954
00:39:35,998 --> 00:39:37,833
What?
We have to shoot people?
955
00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:40,002
No, no, not just any people.
956
00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:41,087
The right people.
957
00:39:41,128 --> 00:39:44,965
Shoot a couple of Millennials,
like Alan here.
958
00:39:45,007 --> 00:39:48,427
Oh, ho, the gentrifiers
would be on the first Uber
959
00:39:48,469 --> 00:39:49,970
back to Bucktown.
[scattered laughs]
960
00:39:50,012 --> 00:39:52,264
It's a little extreme,
don't you think?
961
00:39:52,306 --> 00:39:54,850
Well, you don't
have to kill him.
962
00:39:54,892 --> 00:39:57,645
Just wound them.
Get on the news.
963
00:39:57,686 --> 00:40:00,523
Make the South Side
dangerous again.
964
00:40:00,564 --> 00:40:02,233
That's the Chicago I loved.
965
00:40:02,274 --> 00:40:03,442
A lot of bleeding.
966
00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:05,653
Well, I should
probably get going.
967
00:40:05,694 --> 00:40:09,031
Oh, hey!
It was so great meeting you.
968
00:40:09,073 --> 00:40:12,284
- [Veronica] Take care!
- Not that door. Back door.
969
00:40:12,326 --> 00:40:14,412
Don't be a stranger.
970
00:40:15,538 --> 00:40:17,998
[Dash laughs]
971
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:21,377
He sure acts like he's having
a pretty great time.
972
00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:23,504
Hey, you know,
we should try it.
973
00:40:23,546 --> 00:40:25,798
No thanks.
I'm not a loser.
974
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,883
It's great for
the immune system.
975
00:40:27,925 --> 00:40:30,845
Also the libido.
I've had epic sex on weed.
976
00:40:30,886 --> 00:40:34,348
If you don't wanna smoke it,
why not try a brownie?
977
00:40:34,390 --> 00:40:36,851
[Veronica] They're all-natural
and delicious, too.
978
00:40:36,892 --> 00:40:39,603
Who doesn't love a brownie?
979
00:40:39,645 --> 00:40:41,647
Okay, one brownie.
980
00:40:41,689 --> 00:40:44,442
- Tommy?
- Nope.
981
00:40:47,111 --> 00:40:50,406
Mmm, these are delicious.
982
00:40:51,782 --> 00:40:54,076
Come on.
What are you, chicken?
983
00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:56,036
Chicken?
A-are we in second grade?
984
00:40:56,078 --> 00:40:58,080
[all clucking]
985
00:40:58,122 --> 00:41:00,749
[sighs] Fine. Oh, God.
986
00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:02,585
Fine, gimme the damn brownie.
987
00:41:02,626 --> 00:41:04,962
[all cheering]
988
00:41:05,004 --> 00:41:08,966
funky music
989
00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:09,967
Not bad.
990
00:41:10,009 --> 00:41:13,971
Oh! Hey, if you're
giving free samples, can I--
991
00:41:14,013 --> 00:41:17,141
Oh, I'm bang, bang,
bangin' on the door
992
00:41:20,352 --> 00:41:22,605
Bang, bang,
bangin' on the door
993
00:41:22,646 --> 00:41:25,065
Oh, oh, oh, oh
994
00:41:25,107 --> 00:41:26,192
Going down, sir?
995
00:41:26,233 --> 00:41:27,443
He's going down.
996
00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:28,903
Congratulations, Gallagher.
997
00:41:28,944 --> 00:41:31,363
You're gonna get to be
one of the best of the best,
998
00:41:31,405 --> 00:41:34,033
a goddamn
Chicago police officer.
999
00:41:34,074 --> 00:41:37,495
- Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
- Thank you, sir.
1000
00:41:38,704 --> 00:41:41,582
[tool clanking]
1001
00:41:41,624 --> 00:41:42,333
[door opens]
1002
00:41:42,374 --> 00:41:44,710
- Hey.
- Hey. Shh.
1003
00:41:44,752 --> 00:41:46,670
- Naptime?
- Yeah.
1004
00:41:46,712 --> 00:41:48,339
[Lip] Now he sleeps.
1005
00:41:48,380 --> 00:41:50,257
He'll be up all night later.
He's teething.
1006
00:41:50,299 --> 00:41:52,968
Have you tried Frank's whiskey
trick with the tub?
1007
00:41:53,010 --> 00:41:55,262
I'm pretty sure that's
considered bad parenting now.
1008
00:41:55,304 --> 00:41:58,682
I'm pretty sure that was
considered bad parenting then.
1009
00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:04,563
What's up?
1010
00:42:04,605 --> 00:42:09,026
Oh, the whole [sighs] marriage
thing is harder than it looks.
1011
00:42:09,068 --> 00:42:10,861
Do you and Tami
share your money?
1012
00:42:10,903 --> 00:42:13,155
We're not married.
1013
00:42:13,197 --> 00:42:14,782
You say so.
1014
00:42:14,823 --> 00:42:16,325
So how do you handle your cash?
1015
00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:18,869
Do you put it all together,
or just some of it, or what?
1016
00:42:18,911 --> 00:42:20,371
Here, hold this wrench,
will you?
1017
00:42:20,412 --> 00:42:21,789
Yeah.
1018
00:42:21,830 --> 00:42:24,416
The money? Uh...
1019
00:42:24,458 --> 00:42:27,378
Uh, I guess Tami
kinda runs things.
1020
00:42:27,670 --> 00:42:30,339
So you just give her
all your money and that's it?
1021
00:42:30,381 --> 00:42:33,342
We don't really have
enough money to worry about it.
1022
00:42:33,384 --> 00:42:35,386
But, uh, truth is,
1023
00:42:35,427 --> 00:42:37,721
I don't really care much
about money.
1024
00:42:37,763 --> 00:42:39,890
And she cares a lot.
1025
00:42:39,932 --> 00:42:41,809
Me and you, we never had
much of anything growing up,
1026
00:42:41,850 --> 00:42:43,602
and we always managed
to get by, right?
1027
00:42:43,644 --> 00:42:46,146
- Barely.
- Lemme see.
1028
00:42:46,188 --> 00:42:49,233
Tami, she always had enough.
1029
00:42:49,275 --> 00:42:53,153
Ever since this pandemic,
she's worried we won't.
1030
00:42:53,195 --> 00:42:55,155
It's weird
how people with money
1031
00:42:55,197 --> 00:42:56,365
are always afraid of losing it
1032
00:42:56,407 --> 00:42:59,410
and all poor people can
think about is spending it.
1033
00:42:59,451 --> 00:43:00,786
[grunts]
1034
00:43:00,828 --> 00:43:04,039
But do you decide what you're
gonna spend money on together?
1035
00:43:04,081 --> 00:43:05,958
Well, there's really not much
to decide.
1036
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:10,087
We're, uh, pretty much broke
at the end of the month.
1037
00:43:10,129 --> 00:43:12,089
Why?
1038
00:43:12,131 --> 00:43:14,216
You and Mick having
some money troubles?
1039
00:43:14,258 --> 00:43:17,219
Yeah, I make it,
and he doesn't.
1040
00:43:18,137 --> 00:43:20,264
[Lip] What, you didn't wanna
talk about any of that stuff
1041
00:43:20,306 --> 00:43:21,348
before you got married?
1042
00:43:21,390 --> 00:43:24,351
I figured we just agreed
on how things were gonna work.
1043
00:43:24,393 --> 00:43:26,395
Guess not, huh?
1044
00:43:26,437 --> 00:43:28,480
Yeah.
It's my mistake, I guess.
1045
00:43:28,522 --> 00:43:31,358
Well, gotta talk about it.
1046
00:43:31,817 --> 00:43:36,530
Right? You compromise,
all that couple shit.
1047
00:43:36,572 --> 00:43:40,075
Look, you, uh, love each other,
1048
00:43:41,702 --> 00:43:43,203
Right?
1049
00:43:43,245 --> 00:43:46,081
- Yes.
- Okay, so,
1050
00:43:46,123 --> 00:43:48,417
gotta get on the same page
about how this marriage thing
1051
00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:50,294
is supposed to work.
1052
00:43:52,046 --> 00:43:53,380
You sure I can't
just get him to do
1053
00:43:53,422 --> 00:43:55,424
everything the way I want?
1054
00:43:55,466 --> 00:43:57,885
Pretty sure, yeah.
1055
00:44:01,138 --> 00:44:02,598
Look, we didn't have parents
who could show us
1056
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,601
what a relationship
was supposed to look like.
1057
00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:07,936
We gotta figure out that shit
as we go.
1058
00:44:10,981 --> 00:44:13,317
The hell was that--
Dr. Phil?
1059
00:44:13,359 --> 00:44:15,027
Good Housekeeping.
1060
00:44:15,069 --> 00:44:17,154
It's on the rack
at the well-child checkup.
1061
00:44:19,823 --> 00:44:20,949
Can you at least
take the mugshot
1062
00:44:20,991 --> 00:44:22,242
with my cleavage off the site
1063
00:44:22,284 --> 00:44:24,912
and get Julia's age right?
1064
00:44:24,953 --> 00:44:27,623
Yes, she was 17, not seven.
1065
00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:30,668
Well, then check
the damn court records!
1066
00:44:30,709 --> 00:44:36,090
I'm on probation--would I be on
probation if she'd been seven?
1067
00:44:36,131 --> 00:44:37,091
Really?
1068
00:44:37,132 --> 00:44:39,885
You can get probation if you
diddled a seven-year-old?
1069
00:44:39,927 --> 00:44:42,346
That's really fucked up.
1070
00:44:42,388 --> 00:44:45,599
Yes, please.
Thank you so much.
1071
00:44:46,058 --> 00:44:49,520
Okay, she said she's gonna
correct Julia's age,
1072
00:44:49,561 --> 00:44:52,147
but they won't do anything
about the mugshot.
1073
00:44:52,189 --> 00:44:54,650
Well, I'm getting
a lot of hits.
1074
00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:56,318
On what?
1075
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:57,820
Your new Instagram account.
1076
00:44:57,861 --> 00:44:59,822
What new account?
1077
00:44:59,863 --> 00:45:02,199
@DebbieHotLesbianConvict.
1078
00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:05,244
I put it up
with your cleavage mugshot.
1079
00:45:05,285 --> 00:45:07,830
"Wrongly convicted lesbian
welder."
1080
00:45:07,871 --> 00:45:09,581
Would it have happened
if she wasn't queer?
1081
00:45:09,623 --> 00:45:12,084
Would anyone have cared
if she wasn't a lesbian?
1082
00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:14,336
- [chuckles]
- It's blowing up.
1083
00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:16,130
Everybody wants to hire you.
1084
00:45:16,171 --> 00:45:17,631
Jesus, really?
1085
00:45:17,673 --> 00:45:20,384
Well, lots of lesbians,
anyway.
1086
00:45:21,468 --> 00:45:24,555
And some seriously creepy
old white dudes.
1087
00:45:27,516 --> 00:45:28,684
[Debbie] Hm.
1088
00:45:28,726 --> 00:45:31,395
HotLesbianConvict.
1089
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,195
You two okay?
1090
00:45:40,237 --> 00:45:43,699
[soft rock in background]
1091
00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:45,576
Did you eat all the brownies?
1092
00:45:45,617 --> 00:45:48,495
I had three,
and Tommy had four.
1093
00:45:48,537 --> 00:45:50,289
- Four?
- We were hungry.
1094
00:45:50,330 --> 00:45:53,500
Kev! These fools
ate all the brownies.
1095
00:45:53,542 --> 00:45:54,668
And the gummies.
1096
00:45:54,710 --> 00:45:57,045
[Kevin] Jesus!
[keg thuds]
1097
00:45:58,088 --> 00:45:59,381
Are they okay?
1098
00:45:59,423 --> 00:46:01,008
I'm fine.
1099
00:46:01,049 --> 00:46:02,926
I just gotta hit the head.
1100
00:46:02,968 --> 00:46:05,429
Yeah, yeah me too.
1101
00:46:12,269 --> 00:46:14,897
Do you have a gas can
around here, Kev?
1102
00:46:14,938 --> 00:46:16,190
What are you going on about?
1103
00:46:16,231 --> 00:46:18,317
Making the South Side
even more dangerous.
1104
00:46:18,358 --> 00:46:21,904
I'm thinking we set
a cop car on fire.
1105
00:46:21,945 --> 00:46:26,950
The cops have to show up
with riot gear, tear gas.
1106
00:46:28,994 --> 00:46:30,454
[Phil Collins'
"In the Air Tonight" plays]
1107
00:46:30,496 --> 00:46:33,373
[groans]
1108
00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:37,544
[zipping]
1109
00:46:37,586 --> 00:46:40,047
[flushes toilet]
1110
00:46:46,678 --> 00:46:49,515
I always loved this song.
1111
00:46:49,556 --> 00:46:52,267
Yeah. Me too.
1112
00:47:00,067 --> 00:47:01,819
But the pain still grows
1113
00:47:01,860 --> 00:47:04,988
It's no stranger
to you and me
1114
00:47:08,116 --> 00:47:09,660
I can feel it
1115
00:47:09,701 --> 00:47:14,373
Coming in the air tonight
1116
00:47:14,414 --> 00:47:17,459
Oh, Lord
1117
00:47:17,501 --> 00:47:21,046
Well, I've been waiting
for this moment
1118
00:47:21,088 --> 00:47:24,508
For all my life
1119
00:47:24,550 --> 00:47:27,678
Oh, Lord
1120
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:31,640
I can feel it
in the air tonight
1121
00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:34,852
- Oh, Lord
- [stall door squeaks]
1122
00:47:34,893 --> 00:47:38,146
Oh, Lord
1123
00:47:38,188 --> 00:47:41,233
Well, I've been waiting
for this moment
1124
00:47:41,275 --> 00:47:44,695
For all my life
1125
00:47:44,736 --> 00:47:48,073
Oh, Lord
1126
00:47:48,115 --> 00:47:51,451
- I can feel it coming
- [belt buckle rattles]
1127
00:47:51,493 --> 00:47:53,662
In the air tonight
1128
00:47:53,704 --> 00:47:55,038
[zipping]
1129
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:56,331
Oh, Lord
1130
00:47:56,373 --> 00:47:58,417
[door opens]
1131
00:47:58,458 --> 00:48:01,628
And I've been waiting
for this moment
1132
00:48:01,670 --> 00:48:04,798
For all my life
1133
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:08,093
We need to be honest
with each other, all right?
1134
00:48:08,135 --> 00:48:10,012
No more secrets.
1135
00:48:10,053 --> 00:48:11,555
- No more secrets at all?
- No.
1136
00:48:11,597 --> 00:48:13,765
Nothing but truth.
1137
00:48:15,684 --> 00:48:17,436
We should've talked about what
we expected from each other
1138
00:48:17,477 --> 00:48:19,021
before we got married,
but we didn't,
1139
00:48:19,062 --> 00:48:21,398
- so now we have to.
- Look, if this is about
1140
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,817
the wedding money,
I'm gonna pay it back, man.
1141
00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:26,695
Yes, but it's also about--
1142
00:48:26,737 --> 00:48:30,407
it's about what we want
the marriage to be.
1143
00:48:30,449 --> 00:48:32,367
We need some rules.
1144
00:48:32,409 --> 00:48:33,660
Yeah,
I'm not great with rules.
1145
00:48:33,702 --> 00:48:36,788
A mutual understanding
of how shit is gonna work.
1146
00:48:36,830 --> 00:48:38,916
What does that mean?
1147
00:48:38,957 --> 00:48:40,959
Like, how we spend money
together,
1148
00:48:41,001 --> 00:48:44,796
joint purchases, monogamy.
1149
00:48:44,838 --> 00:48:46,423
The hell is that?
1150
00:48:46,465 --> 00:48:49,259
Not fucking other people.
1151
00:48:49,301 --> 00:48:50,928
Oh.
1152
00:48:52,846 --> 00:48:54,014
We just talking fucking,
1153
00:48:54,056 --> 00:48:56,808
or are we talking
about blow jobs, too?
1154
00:48:56,850 --> 00:48:59,102
I think blow jobs should count,
yeah.
1155
00:49:00,854 --> 00:49:03,065
Right.
1156
00:49:05,984 --> 00:49:08,862
You really never wanna
fuck anybody else?
1157
00:49:08,904 --> 00:49:11,740
I mean, I--
if I'm being honest,
1158
00:49:11,782 --> 00:49:14,451
I'm not really sure either.
1159
00:49:14,493 --> 00:49:16,453
It's just kinda hard to imagine
1160
00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:18,413
that I'm never,
ever gonna wanna
1161
00:49:18,455 --> 00:49:20,832
fuck anyone else,
you know?
1162
00:49:20,874 --> 00:49:23,043
But I also know I...
1163
00:49:23,085 --> 00:49:25,003
definitely don't want you
to fuck anyone else.
1164
00:49:25,045 --> 00:49:26,505
Well, hold on,
that just means
1165
00:49:26,546 --> 00:49:27,839
you wanna be able
to fuck other people
1166
00:49:27,881 --> 00:49:29,800
but you don't want me to be
able to fuck other people.
1167
00:49:29,841 --> 00:49:31,969
That doesn't sound fair.
1168
00:49:32,886 --> 00:49:35,263
Okay, so we're both monogamous
1169
00:49:35,305 --> 00:49:36,598
or we both get to fuck
other people.
1170
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:39,643
- Yeah. That sounds fair.
- Mm-hmm.
1171
00:49:39,685 --> 00:49:42,354
upbeat music
1172
00:49:42,396 --> 00:49:45,816
What do you wanna do?
1173
00:49:45,857 --> 00:49:46,817
What do you
wanna do?
1174
00:49:46,858 --> 00:49:48,986
I asked you first.
1175
00:49:51,446 --> 00:49:53,198
I don't know.
1176
00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:55,450
Okay, uh, I'll tell you what.
1177
00:49:56,702 --> 00:49:58,704
We'll both each write down
what we want,
1178
00:49:58,745 --> 00:50:03,041
then we'll turn our answers
over at the same time.
1179
00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:05,252
Great.
1180
00:50:06,420 --> 00:50:08,171
I saw you walkin'
down the street
1181
00:50:08,213 --> 00:50:10,841
With your headphones on
I could hear your beat
1182
00:50:10,882 --> 00:50:13,969
Like, ba da,
ba da ba da
1183
00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:16,513
Ba da, ba da ba da
1184
00:50:16,555 --> 00:50:18,849
Ba da,
ba da ba da
1185
00:50:18,890 --> 00:50:21,518
Oh, yeah
1186
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:24,479
- Ba da, ba da ba da
- I'm gonna eat you
1187
00:50:24,521 --> 00:50:26,148
Ba da, ba da ba da
1188
00:50:26,189 --> 00:50:27,441
I'm gonna eat you
1189
00:50:27,482 --> 00:50:31,194
- Ba da, ba da ba da
- Oh, yeah
1190
00:50:31,236 --> 00:50:33,530
So we both turn 'em over
on three.
1191
00:50:34,656 --> 00:50:37,451
One, two, three.
1192
00:50:37,492 --> 00:50:39,036
Hey
1193
00:50:39,077 --> 00:50:40,078
Hey, turn your
fuckin' paper over.
1194
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:41,288
I think I spelled
monogamy wrong.
1195
00:50:41,329 --> 00:50:42,622
- I spelled monogamy wrong!
- Will you let me--
1196
00:50:42,664 --> 00:50:44,499
I spelled it wrong!
Oh, shit, he-ey-ey-ey!
1197
00:50:44,541 --> 00:50:47,169
[chuckling]
Look who's a real cop now.
1198
00:50:47,210 --> 00:50:49,504
Yep. Badge, gun,
and everything.
1199
00:50:49,546 --> 00:50:50,714
- You graduated?
- Tomorrow.
1200
00:50:50,756 --> 00:50:52,049
But they gave us
the uniforms today
1201
00:50:52,090 --> 00:50:53,383
so we can wear 'em
to the ceremony.
1202
00:50:53,425 --> 00:50:55,969
[Mickey] Fuckin' fantastic.
No more parking tickets for me.
1203
00:50:56,011 --> 00:50:58,430
You don't have a car,
dumbass.
1204
00:50:58,472 --> 00:50:59,890
- [Ian] Hey.
- [Debbie] Hey.
1205
00:50:59,931 --> 00:51:01,516
- [Carl] Where y'all goin'?
- Lip and Tami's.
1206
00:51:01,558 --> 00:51:03,685
Gotta finish drywalling
the living room.
1207
00:51:03,727 --> 00:51:05,520
Hey, y'all get enough chicken?
1208
00:51:05,562 --> 00:51:08,273
Two buckets of extra crispy.
1209
00:51:09,441 --> 00:51:10,692
You two coming or what?
1210
00:51:10,734 --> 00:51:12,027
- Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
- [Ian] Uh--
1211
00:51:12,069 --> 00:51:13,528
Yeah.
1212
00:51:13,570 --> 00:51:15,614
Let's do it.
1213
00:51:17,115 --> 00:51:19,576
upbeat music
1214
00:51:19,618 --> 00:51:20,911
Hey!
1215
00:51:22,412 --> 00:51:25,165
[chatter]
1216
00:51:25,207 --> 00:51:26,166
[door opens]
1217
00:51:26,208 --> 00:51:27,751
[Kevin] How am I supposed
to open the door
1218
00:51:27,793 --> 00:51:29,294
- when I don't have any hands?
- [Lip] Yo!
1219
00:51:29,336 --> 00:51:30,587
- [Kevin] What's up, Lip?
- [Lip] My man.
1220
00:51:30,629 --> 00:51:33,381
- Hi! We have arrived!
- [Lip] Hi! What the fuck?
1221
00:51:33,423 --> 00:51:34,299
- [Sandy] Hi.
- Yo! Hey.
1222
00:51:34,341 --> 00:51:35,258
- [Debbie] We made it.
- Hi.
1223
00:51:35,300 --> 00:51:37,511
[overlapping chatter]
1224
00:51:37,552 --> 00:51:38,929
Look at you.
1225
00:51:38,970 --> 00:51:40,555
- Check it out.
- Wow. Nice.
1226
00:51:40,597 --> 00:51:42,057
[Ian] Hey, gimme a hammer.
I wanna break some shit.
1227
00:51:42,099 --> 00:51:43,850
- [Lip] You wanna help?
- I guess so.
1228
00:51:43,892 --> 00:51:44,893
There you go.
1229
00:51:44,935 --> 00:51:46,978
- Yo.
- Yo.
1230
00:51:47,020 --> 00:51:49,022
Hey, you guys talk?
1231
00:51:49,064 --> 00:51:52,692
Uh...sort of.
1232
00:51:52,734 --> 00:51:55,654
- Yeah?
- Yeah. We'll figure it out.
1233
00:51:55,695 --> 00:51:58,824
[upbeat rock playing
over radio]
1234
00:52:02,327 --> 00:52:03,328
Hey.
1235
00:52:03,370 --> 00:52:05,789
[laughs] Uh, hey.
1236
00:52:06,581 --> 00:52:07,791
- [Lip] Everything good?
- Yeah, yeah.
1237
00:52:07,833 --> 00:52:10,961
All right. Hey, I wanna
show you something.
1238
00:52:11,002 --> 00:52:12,796
Yeah?
1239
00:52:14,172 --> 00:52:15,841
What do you think?
1240
00:52:15,882 --> 00:52:17,467
Uh, it's beautiful.
1241
00:52:17,509 --> 00:52:20,011
Definitely worth
the extra money.
1242
00:52:20,053 --> 00:52:21,429
Absolutely.
1243
00:52:21,471 --> 00:52:23,515
Okay, I am starving.
1244
00:52:23,557 --> 00:52:27,018
[chatter]
1245
00:52:27,060 --> 00:52:28,812
[Veronica] Hey, Tami.
1246
00:52:29,896 --> 00:52:31,857
Hey.
1247
00:52:31,898 --> 00:52:34,276
Hey, Fran, you wanna
help Uncle Carl?
1248
00:52:34,317 --> 00:52:35,610
Lose your doubts
1249
00:52:35,652 --> 00:52:38,613
Holding on,
let it out
1250
00:52:38,655 --> 00:52:40,157
This is the beginning
1251
00:52:40,198 --> 00:52:42,367
[Frank] This is my Chicago,
1252
00:52:42,409 --> 00:52:44,744
the Chicago I love.
1253
00:52:44,786 --> 00:52:47,372
Lip's got a baby now.
1254
00:52:47,414 --> 00:52:50,500
Debbie's got a kid
and a rap sheet.
1255
00:52:50,542 --> 00:52:52,377
Carl's gonna be a cop.
1256
00:52:52,419 --> 00:52:54,171
Didn't see that coming.
1257
00:52:54,212 --> 00:52:56,506
Ian's married to a Milkovich.
1258
00:52:56,548 --> 00:52:59,926
[chuckles]
Really didn't see that coming.
1259
00:52:59,968 --> 00:53:02,470
Family looking after family.
1260
00:53:02,512 --> 00:53:04,681
That's the South Side way.
1261
00:53:04,723 --> 00:53:06,057
The Gallagher way.
1262
00:53:06,099 --> 00:53:10,562
It's a long walk back
from yesterday
1263
00:53:10,604 --> 00:53:14,941
Yeah, this is our Chicago.
1264
00:53:14,983 --> 00:53:18,153
It's disappearing fast.
1265
00:53:18,195 --> 00:53:20,363
But before it's gone,
1266
00:53:20,405 --> 00:53:23,825
we're gonna enjoy
every fuckin' minute of it.
1267
00:53:25,202 --> 00:53:26,870
We're comin' home
1268
00:53:29,873 --> 00:53:31,875
We're comin' home
1269
00:53:39,007 --> 00:53:40,675
[chuckles under breath]
1270
00:53:42,010 --> 00:53:44,554
[door opens]
1271
00:53:44,596 --> 00:53:47,641
Are you Hot Lesbian
Convict Lady?
1272
00:53:47,682 --> 00:53:50,393
Would you, um,
like to buy some cookies,
1273
00:53:50,435 --> 00:53:53,021
Hot Lesbian
Convict Lady?
1274
00:53:53,063 --> 00:53:55,899
I'm only seven.
[both laugh]
1275
00:53:55,941 --> 00:53:57,734
The bigger, the better,
the better, the bigger
1276
00:53:57,776 --> 00:54:00,153
The bigger, the better,
the better, the bigger
1277
00:54:00,195 --> 00:54:02,072
More, more, more
1278
00:54:02,113 --> 00:54:04,199
Hey, I really want it
right now
1279
00:54:04,241 --> 00:54:06,243
Hey, turn it up
real loud
1280
00:54:06,284 --> 00:55:17,313
Hey, I really want it
right now
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