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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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- Hi, June.
- Connie, Dale, this is Justin.
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You must be a friend of my son's.
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Actually, he's my date.
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Really?
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She brought him here on purpose.
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What purpose?
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To upset me.
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Can you believe that Dale thinks
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the only reason you brought him
here is just to piss him off?
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That's exactly why I brought him.
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Why would you go out of your way
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to upset Dale at your own son's wedding?
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He's my ex-husband.
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Well, he's my boyfriend.
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Hey, that's your problem.
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Well, you're starting to be my problem.
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Dr. Linkletter, what can I do for you?
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I just want to let you
know, with Dr. Sturgis away,
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I'll be available should
Sheldon need anything.
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Thank you so much.
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His well-being is important to me.
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As was made abundantly clear by my boss.
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After a few short weeks as
a full-time college student,
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I am proud to say the
transition had gone quite nicely.
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My classes were going well,
I knew my way around campus
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and I had an active
and vibrant social life.
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There you are.
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Why are you here?
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Lunch. Don't worry, I
didn't start without you.
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How did you get in?
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Janitor Jim.
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And why would Janitor Jim do that?
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You're not my only friend around here.
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I'll trade you my apple
slices for your pudding cup.
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- No.
- Aren't you a little old for a pudding cup?
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Sheldon, surely there's somebody else
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you could have lunch with.
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There is, but the lunch rush
is a busy time for janitors.
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Perhaps you could work on widening
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your social circles here.
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I'm already at two.
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That's double where
I was at high school.
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Hey.
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Hey. How was school?
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Fine. Work?
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Fine.
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And Mom says we never talk.
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What is that on your belt there?
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It's my new beeper.
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Why in the world would
you need a beeper?
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So people can get in touch with me.
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Trust me, when you're not
around, no one's thinking,
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"I must speak with Georgie this minute."
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Hey, lots of people have these.
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Yeah, doctors and drug dealers,
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and you're not smart
enough to be either.
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Excuse me, I'm being beeped.
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Hey, I was paged from this number.
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No, I'm not Bruce. Sorry.
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Mm, sounds like you got a
real emergency there, Bruce.
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Hey, Connie, it's June.
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You know, I don't feel
good about what happened
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the other night, and I
just want to say I'm sorry.
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Could you give me a call back?
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Thanks. Bye.
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That's nice.
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I don't know why you get an apology.
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I'm the one she was trying to piss off.
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Looks like she's still doing it.
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All the years we were married,
I never once got an apology.
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Well, you're not exactly the
apologizing kind yourself,
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you know.
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Well, that's not true.
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For years after
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we broke up, I was telling people
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I was sorry I married her.
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Thanks, Jim.
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Where could he be?
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Dr. Linkletter?
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No.
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Sorry. You and he have the same loafers.
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Carry on.
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The Moho lies between the
mantle and the crust, and...
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Excuse me, I'm looking
for Dr. Linkletter.
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He's not here.
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Sorry for wasting your time.
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Oh, this is geology.
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You're already wasting your time.
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What?
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I've been looking for you.
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I was just trying to
have a little privacy.
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Smart. No one will bother us out here.
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What is that? Ham?
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Hello. You paged me?
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Bruce?
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Sorry, you have the wrong number.
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Oh. I was trying to reach my grandson.
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Well, when you do, can
you have him tell people
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this ain't his pager no more?
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I was hoping he could give
me a ride to the drugstore.
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I need to pick up my prescription.
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All right, well, good luck.
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I took my last heart pill this morning.
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Sorry to hear that.
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I suppose I could
walk, if I take it slow.
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You are just the little lifesaver.
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No problem, ma'am.
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You know, we are gonna drive
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right by that farmers market.
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You ever had their peaches?
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Don't think so.
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Well, then we have to stop.
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I'm gonna buy you a peach.
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You really don't have to.
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I insist.
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And then we'll
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swing by Braum's so I can pick up
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some whipped cream.
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That goes great with peaches.
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Okay.
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Thank you for letting us know.
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Uh, I will speak to him.
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Sorry for the trouble.
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Bye.
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What's going on?
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That was Dr. Linkletter.
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He says that Sheldon is
spending too much time with him.
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Better him than us, right?
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He's suggesting that Sheldon
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try and find some friends on campus.
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Makes sense.
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I'm just worried that
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he's gonna be hanging out with people
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who are drinking and going to parties.
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Like he's gonna make
friends with the cool kids.
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You still dating that young guy?
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Justin?
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Oh, yeah. It wasn't just to bug Dale.
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He's hot.
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And he doesn't eat dinner at 5:00.
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Dale and I once ate dinner at 3:30.
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I still think it was lunch.
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Hey, you got any plans
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this weekend?
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I don't think so. Why?
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I happen to have a
coupon for a free room
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at the Royale Casino.
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Now you're talking!
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How'd you swing that?
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Well, you lose enough, they
give you all kinds of crap.
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I'm in.
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And if you really feel like gambling,
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they got an all-you-can-eat
seafood buffet.
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Put enough drinks in
me, I'll eat anything.
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Wil Wheaton's cute.
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If you like him, then you
should watch Star Trek with me.
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He's not that cute.
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Shelly, I was looking
at your college catalog.
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There are a lot of fun clubs.
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Might be a nice way to
make some new friends.
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I don't need friends.
I have Dr. Linkletter.
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And he's fun, but...
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did you know that there's
a Science Fiction Club?
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You like science fiction.
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I prefer science fact.
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Then maybe you might
enjoy the Astronomy Club.
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Outer space and such.
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Ooh. You can meet other
people from your planet.
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Read your magazine.
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Why are you so interested
in me joining a club?
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I just want to make sure
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that you get the full
college experience.
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I suppose my so-called peers
could benefit from my presence.
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And you might benefit, too.
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A nice thought, but I
don't spread my sunshine
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for selfish reasons.
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Give me the catalog.
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You tried, and that's what counts.
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Hello, lunch friend.
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Hi, Sheldon.
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Egg salad. Stinky.
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What do you want?
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I have some bad news.
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I'm going to join a club on campus,
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which means we won't be
able to have lunch together.
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Wonderful!
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For you. Sad for me.
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Mmm. Happy trails.
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Oh, no, we're still having lunch today.
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You get to help me decide
which club I should join.
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Terrific.
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For some reason,
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Dr. Linkletter felt it was
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important that I start my quest
to join a club immediately.
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The interview process was
tougher than you'd expect.
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So why exactly should I join your club?
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Well, cool people, good chess players,
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and when the weather's
nice, we meet in the quad.
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- Outside?
- Yes.
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Under trees?
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Yes.
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- Where birds live?
- Yes.
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I think we're done here.
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So, what kind of activities
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does the Science Fiction Club engage in?
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Well, this Friday
we're having a screening
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of Star Wars on laser disc.
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I thought this was the
Science Fiction Club.
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- It is.
- Star Wars is science fantasy.
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The Force is basically magic.
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At that point, you might as
well be watching The Hobbit.
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That's next week.
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This is madness.
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Proposition: the newest
member of the Debate Club
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should be Sheldon Cooper.
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You're the affirmative. Go.
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Who's Sheldon Cooper?
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Me. And I believe I should not
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join the debate team because there are
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far more valuable uses of my time.
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Do you want to join or not?
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That's the debate, isn't it?
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I don't know what's happening.
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If you're thrown for a loop,
wait until you hear my rebuttal.
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Sheldon Cooper should
not join the debate team
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because your leadership
is clearly questionable.
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Okay, you're not in the club.
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Ha! I win. Wait.
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- Aren't you gonna call them back?
- No.
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It's this old lady. She keeps getting me
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to run her errands and do her chores.
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You don't even do that here.
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I know.
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She's not your grandma.
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Just call her back and say no.
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You're right.
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Thanks again.
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Uh-huh.
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What're you gonna do
with all these plants?
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Put them in my garden.
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Sounds like a lot of work.
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Aw, man.
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So, why are you taking
me instead of Dale?
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Well, last time he and
I went casino hopping,
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it didn't work out too hot.
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'Cause he proposed and you said no?
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- Why would he tell you that?!
- Hey,
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don't feel bad. I'm the
dummy that said yes to him.
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Well, I guess you got a point there.
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Oh!
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Turn it up. I love that song.
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? Crazy ?
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? I'm crazy for feeling ?
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? So lonely ?
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You know, they got
karaoke at the lounge.
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? I'm crazy ?
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? Crazy for feeling ?
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? So blue ?
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Wow.
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That's some voice you got.
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Thank you.
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Sheldon, why are you at my desk?
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I like your keyboard. The ones
at the library are too clacky.
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00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,959
- I thought you were going to join a club.
- I tried,
267
00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:12,572
but they each had their own problems.
268
00:11:12,575 --> 00:11:14,630
By chance, were any
of those problems you?
269
00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,799
You're so funny. I missed this.
270
00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:18,967
Would you like your seat back?
271
00:11:18,969 --> 00:11:20,137
Yes.
272
00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:23,180
I'd also like my office back.
273
00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,715
What do you mean?
274
00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:27,851
Son, you can't just hang
out here whenever you want.
275
00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:29,645
Why not? We're friends.
276
00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:32,147
No. I'm a professor, you're a student.
277
00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:33,482
I'm 68, you're 11.
278
00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:35,173
Do you see where I'm headed here?
279
00:11:35,176 --> 00:11:36,860
Nope.
280
00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:38,821
Sheldon, I've tried
to be nice about this,
281
00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:39,988
but you're just not taking
282
00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:41,447
the hint. If you have questions
283
00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:43,181
about class, I'm here.
284
00:11:43,184 --> 00:11:46,205
Otherwise, please leave me alone.
285
00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:50,665
Uh, I understand.
286
00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:52,545
Thank you.
287
00:12:04,013 --> 00:12:06,700
I'm hurt Dr. Linkletter
doesn't want me as a friend.
288
00:12:06,703 --> 00:12:08,078
Understandable.
289
00:12:08,081 --> 00:12:09,475
I'm also angry.
290
00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:11,270
I don't like having
two feelings at once.
291
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:12,396
It's annoying.
292
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,398
Great, annoyed. That's three.
293
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,316
I thought you were gonna join a club.
294
00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:18,610
Too bad there isn't a Dr.
Linkletter Haters Club.
295
00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:20,279
I would join that in a heartbeat.
296
00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,489
Maybe I should start one.
297
00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:25,361
Starting your own club
is an interesting idea.
298
00:12:25,364 --> 00:12:27,411
Maybe just not one based on,
299
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,473
you know, hating someone.
300
00:12:29,476 --> 00:12:31,120
You started that group at church
301
00:12:31,123 --> 00:12:32,873
for parents who hate The Simpsons.
302
00:12:32,876 --> 00:12:35,251
It's not about hate.
We just write letters
303
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:36,753
to get it taken off the air.
304
00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:39,239
And it's gonna happen any day now.
305
00:12:39,242 --> 00:12:40,590
Ironically,
306
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:43,092
the only Simpson she did like was O.J.
307
00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:45,764
Time's funny that way.
308
00:12:46,914 --> 00:12:49,415
Whoever decided to put video poker
309
00:12:49,418 --> 00:12:51,286
in the bar is a genius.
310
00:12:51,289 --> 00:12:53,103
If they change the seats out to toilets,
311
00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:54,938
we'd never have to leave.
312
00:12:58,660 --> 00:13:02,370
So, what else has Dale told
you about our relationship?
313
00:13:02,373 --> 00:13:03,872
You still hung up on that?
314
00:13:03,875 --> 00:13:05,309
Apparently.
315
00:13:05,312 --> 00:13:06,762
You know, I don't think he meant to.
316
00:13:06,765 --> 00:13:09,621
We were having a drink, and
it just kind of slipped out.
317
00:13:09,624 --> 00:13:11,715
Y'all still go out drinking together?
318
00:13:11,718 --> 00:13:14,684
It was our grandson's
elementary school graduation,
319
00:13:14,687 --> 00:13:16,062
so yeah.
320
00:13:16,065 --> 00:13:18,294
I didn't know y'all were that close.
321
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,707
Are you jealous?
322
00:13:19,710 --> 00:13:20,840
No.
323
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:22,007
Sounds like it.
324
00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:23,427
Well...
325
00:13:24,636 --> 00:13:27,746
You ever sleep with
him after the divorce?
326
00:13:27,749 --> 00:13:29,241
Gross! No.
327
00:13:29,244 --> 00:13:31,744
That cranky bag of
wrinkles is all yours.
328
00:13:31,747 --> 00:13:33,414
That's a comfort.
329
00:13:33,417 --> 00:13:35,127
I guess.
330
00:13:36,348 --> 00:13:38,007
Well, now that we're being honest,
331
00:13:38,010 --> 00:13:40,483
- can I ask you a question?
- Sure.
332
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:43,820
Do you regret saying no to Dale?
333
00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:46,156
No.
334
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:48,036
There was a little pause there.
335
00:13:48,039 --> 00:13:50,326
There was not!
336
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:51,536
Okay, I believe you.
337
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:52,747
Thank you.
338
00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:54,038
You see how I paused?
339
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:56,833
That means I was lying.
340
00:13:56,835 --> 00:13:58,270
Missy,
341
00:13:58,273 --> 00:14:00,440
has your social
experience in middle school
342
00:14:00,443 --> 00:14:01,483
been going well?
343
00:14:01,486 --> 00:14:03,111
So good, it's nuts.
344
00:14:03,114 --> 00:14:05,075
Are you a member of any clubs?
345
00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:06,840
Well, in the cafeteria,
we call our table
346
00:14:06,843 --> 00:14:08,718
Heather M. And the Funky Lunch Bunch.
347
00:14:08,721 --> 00:14:10,763
Well, I meant school-sanctioned clubs.
348
00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:13,004
The F.L.B. is a pretty big deal.
349
00:14:13,007 --> 00:14:14,317
I don't get why people think
350
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:17,176
that the social aspect of
education is so important.
351
00:14:17,179 --> 00:14:20,388
Maybe 'cause the education
aspect is so boring.
352
00:14:20,391 --> 00:14:22,016
But that's the whole point of school.
353
00:14:22,019 --> 00:14:23,801
Eh. I'll stick with being popular.
354
00:14:23,804 --> 00:14:25,248
I'd like to point out
355
00:14:25,251 --> 00:14:27,325
that one of us has a Nobel Prize.
356
00:14:27,328 --> 00:14:30,199
All the other one has is a
loving family and friends,
357
00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:33,301
which I also have. Boy, did I win!
358
00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:41,545
This is it. I'm done.
359
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:42,713
Oh, hi.
360
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,258
You must be Georgie.
361
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:45,645
Uh, yeah.
362
00:14:45,648 --> 00:14:48,551
My nana says you've been
taking such good care of her.
363
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,721
You're so sweet.
364
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,059
Thanks, but she's the sweet one.
365
00:14:53,062 --> 00:14:54,728
Isn't she?
366
00:14:54,731 --> 00:14:57,226
Nana, Georgie's here!
367
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,730
Ask him if he wants to stay for dinner.
368
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,942
I'm free. What're we having?
369
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:06,618
? Tender love is blind ?
370
00:15:06,621 --> 00:15:09,906
? It requires a dedication ?
371
00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:12,075
? All this love we feel ?
372
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:13,871
? It needs no conversation ?
373
00:15:13,874 --> 00:15:17,598
? Ride it together, uh-huh ?
374
00:15:17,601 --> 00:15:19,915
? From... love with each other ?
375
00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:21,251
? Uh-huh ?
376
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,418
? Islands in the stream ?
377
00:15:23,421 --> 00:15:25,422
? That is what we are ?
378
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,507
? No one in between ?
379
00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:29,593
? How can we be wrong? ?
380
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,746
? Sail away with me ?
381
00:15:31,749 --> 00:15:34,208
? To another world ?
382
00:15:34,211 --> 00:15:38,046
? And we rely on each other, uh-huh ?
383
00:15:38,049 --> 00:15:41,937
? From one lover to another, uh-huh ?
384
00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:43,523
We sound good!
385
00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:44,950
One of us does.
386
00:15:44,953 --> 00:15:46,106
The next day,
387
00:15:46,109 --> 00:15:48,277
I set out to start my own club.
388
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,073
It involved science, education
389
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:55,285
and all the glitz and
glamour of show business.
390
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:58,121
All I had to do was sit back
391
00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:02,711
and wait for my new Proton
posse to come rolling in.
392
00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:11,840
Greetings, fellow Professor Proton fan.
393
00:16:11,843 --> 00:16:13,340
Oh, I thought this room was empty.
394
00:16:13,343 --> 00:16:14,981
Well, it's not. This is a meeting
395
00:16:14,984 --> 00:16:17,264
of the Professor Proton
Appreciation Club.
396
00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:19,309
Would you like to fill
out an application?
397
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:21,311
I'm just looking for someplace quiet.
398
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:22,637
I understand.
399
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:24,770
Well, it doesn't look like
anyone's gonna show up,
400
00:16:24,773 --> 00:16:28,650
so if you would like to
read here, you're welcome to.
401
00:16:28,653 --> 00:16:30,363
Okay.
402
00:16:33,081 --> 00:16:34,618
I was only starting this club
403
00:16:34,621 --> 00:16:36,867
because my mother wanted
me to make some friends.
404
00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:38,317
Not just her.
405
00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:39,819
It started with my physics professor,
406
00:16:39,822 --> 00:16:41,809
Dr. Linkletter, who I
thought was my friend
407
00:16:41,812 --> 00:16:44,000
- but then decided...
- Are you gonna keep talking?
408
00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:46,075
I-I've got a book.
409
00:16:46,078 --> 00:16:49,036
That day, the Read in
Silence Club was born.
410
00:16:49,039 --> 00:16:51,481
Its members were me and my new friend...
411
00:16:51,484 --> 00:16:52,645
What's your name?
412
00:16:52,648 --> 00:16:53,854
Shh.
413
00:16:53,857 --> 00:16:56,739
And my new friend, that guy.
414
00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:07,901
Make it stop.
415
00:17:09,387 --> 00:17:11,089
Oh.
416
00:17:12,822 --> 00:17:14,786
Who the hell is this?
417
00:17:14,789 --> 00:17:16,956
Hey. Morning, sunshine.
418
00:17:16,959 --> 00:17:19,126
What time is it?
419
00:17:19,129 --> 00:17:21,192
2:00 in the afternoon.
420
00:17:21,195 --> 00:17:22,504
Really?
421
00:17:22,507 --> 00:17:25,416
Well, I mean, you had
a wild night singing
422
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,153
- and everything.
- How do you know that?
423
00:17:27,156 --> 00:17:29,212
- You called me at 3:00 in the morning.
- Do you remember
424
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,047
me calling Dale last night?
425
00:17:31,049 --> 00:17:32,379
No.
426
00:17:32,382 --> 00:17:35,050
Do it! Call him! Do it!
427
00:17:35,053 --> 00:17:38,221
- Call him!
- And I know exactly what I'm gonna say.
428
00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:40,557
What'd I say?
429
00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:41,727
You don't remember?
430
00:17:42,579 --> 00:17:43,911
And then I lost
431
00:17:43,914 --> 00:17:46,395
$20 at the video poker bar,
432
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,415
and then we sang karaoke.
433
00:17:48,418 --> 00:17:49,692
Tell him about the shrimp.
434
00:17:49,695 --> 00:17:52,526
We went to the all-you-can-eat buffet,
435
00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:55,572
you know, and they
had these jumbo shrimp.
436
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,074
And, I mean, they weren't
437
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,337
just saying they were jumbo.
438
00:17:59,340 --> 00:18:00,869
So big!
439
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,788
Are you gonna tell
me what I said or not?
440
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:06,583
Hell no. I'm having too much fun.
441
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:07,711
I hate you.
442
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,839
I can live with that.
443
00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:22,653
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