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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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- Hi, June.
- Connie, Dale, this is Justin.
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You must be a friend of my son's.
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Actually, he's my date.
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Really?
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She brought him here on purpose.
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- What purpose?
- To upset me.
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Can you believe that Dale thinks
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the only reason you brought him
here is just to piss him off?
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That's exactly why I brought him.
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Why would you go out of your way
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to upset Dale at your own son's wedding?
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He's my ex-husband.
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Well, he's my boyfriend.
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Hey, that's your problem.
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Well, you're starting to be my problem.
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Dr. Linkletter, what can I do for you?
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I just want to let you
know, with Dr. Sturgis away,
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I'll be available should
Sheldon need anything.
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Thank you so much.
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His well-being is important to me.
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As was made abundantly clear by my boss.
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ADULT SHELDON: After a few short
weeks as a full-time college student,
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I am proud to say the
transition had gone quite nicely.
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My classes were going well,
I knew my way around campus
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and I had an active
and vibrant social life.
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There you are.
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Why are you here?
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Lunch. Don't worry, I
didn't start without you.
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How did you get in?
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Janitor Jim.
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And why would Janitor Jim do that?
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You're not my only friend around here.
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(sighs)
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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I'll trade you my apple
slices for your pudding cup.
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- No.
- Aren't you a little old for a pudding cup?
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Sheldon, surely there's somebody else
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you could have lunch with.
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There is, but the lunch rush
is a busy time for janitors.
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Perhaps you could work on widening
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your social circles here.
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I'm already at two.
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That's double where
I was at high school.
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- (door closes)
- GEORGE JR.: Hey.
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Hey. How was school?
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Fine. Work?
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Fine.
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And Mom says we never talk.
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What is that on your belt there?
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It's my new beeper.
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Why in the world would
you need a beeper?
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So people can get in touch with me.
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Trust me, when you're not
around, no one's thinking,
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"I must speak with Georgie this minute."
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Hey, lots of people have these.
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Yeah, doctors and drug dealers,
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and you're not smart
enough to be either.
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(pager beeping, vibrating)
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Excuse me, I'm being beeped.
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Hey, I was paged from this number.
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No, I'm not Bruce. Sorry.
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Mm, sounds like you got a
real emergency there, Bruce.
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(answering machine beeps)
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JUNE: Hey, Connie, it's June.
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You know, I don't feel
good about what happened
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the other night, and I
just want to say I'm sorry.
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Could you give me a call back?
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Thanks. Bye.
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(beeps)
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That's nice.
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I don't know why you get an apology.
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I'm the one she was trying to piss off.
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(chuckles): Looks like
she's still doing it.
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All the years we were married,
I never once got an apology.
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Well, you're not exactly the
apologizing kind yourself,
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you know.
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Well, that's not true.
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For years after
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we broke up, I was telling people
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I was sorry I married her.
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(keys jingle)
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Thanks, Jim.
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Where could he be?
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(clears throat)
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- (knocking on door)
- SHELDON: Dr. Linkletter?
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MAN: No.
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SHELDON: Sorry. You and
he have the same loafers.
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Carry on.
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The Moho lies between the
mantle and the crust, and...
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Excuse me, I'm looking
for Dr. Linkletter.
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He's not here.
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Sorry for wasting your time.
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Oh, this is geology.
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You're already wasting your time.
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(classical music playing)
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What?
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I've been looking for you.
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I was just trying to
have a little privacy.
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Smart. No one will bother us out here.
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What is that? Ham?
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(pager beeping, vibrating)
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Hello. You paged me?
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WOMAN: Bruce?
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Sorry, you have the wrong number.
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Oh. I was trying to reach my grandson.
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Well, when you do, can
you have him tell people
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this ain't his pager no more?
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I was hoping he could give
me a ride to the drugstore.
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I need to pick up my prescription.
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All right, well, good luck.
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I took my last heart pill this morning.
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Sorry to hear that.
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I suppose I could
walk, if I take it slow.
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You are just the little lifesaver.
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No problem, ma'am.
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You know, we are gonna drive
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right by that farmers market.
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You ever had their peaches?
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Don't think so.
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Well, then we have to stop.
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I'm gonna buy you a peach.
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You really don't have to.
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I insist.
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And then we'll swing by
Braum's so I can pick up
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some whipped cream.
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That goes great with peaches.
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Okay.
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Thank you for letting us know.
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Uh, I will speak to him.
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Sorry for the trouble.
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Bye.
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What's going on?
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That was Dr. Linkletter.
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He says that Sheldon is
spending too much time with him.
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Better him than us, right?
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(sighs) He's suggesting that Sheldon
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try and find some friends on campus.
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Makes sense.
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I'm just worried that
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he's gonna be hanging out with people
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who are drinking and going to parties.
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Like he's gonna make
friends with the cool kids.
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(crickets chirping)
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You still dating that young guy?
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Justin?
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Oh, yeah. It wasn't just to bug Dale.
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He's hot.
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And he doesn't eat dinner at 5:00.
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Dale and I once ate dinner at 3:30.
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I still think it was lunch.
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(laughs)
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Hey, you got any plans
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this weekend?
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I don't think so. Why?
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I happen to have a
coupon for a free room
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at the Royale Casino.
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Now you're talking!
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How'd you swing that?
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Well, you lose enough, they
give you all kinds of crap.
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I'm in.
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And if you really feel like gambling,
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they got an all-you-can-eat
seafood buffet.
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Put enough drinks in
me, I'll eat anything.
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(laughs)
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Wil Wheaton's cute.
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If you like him, then you
should watch Star Trek with me.
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He's not that cute.
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Shelly, I was looking
at your college catalog.
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There are a lot of fun clubs.
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Might be a nice way to
make some new friends.
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I don't need friends.
I have Dr. Linkletter.
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And he's fun, but...
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did you know that there's
a Science Fiction Club?
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You like science fiction.
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I prefer science fact.
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Then maybe you might
enjoy the Astronomy Club.
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Outer space and such.
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Ooh. You can meet other
people from your planet.
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Read your magazine.
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Why are you so interested
in me joining a club?
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I just want to make sure
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that you get the full
college experience.
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I suppose my so-called peers
could benefit from my presence.
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And you might benefit, too.
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A nice thought, but I
don't spread my sunshine
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for selfish reasons.
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Give me the catalog.
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You tried, and that's what counts.
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Hello, lunch friend.
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Hi, Sheldon.
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Egg salad. Stinky.
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What do you want?
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I have some bad news.
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I'm going to join a club on campus,
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which means we won't be
able to have lunch together.
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Wonderful!
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For you. Sad for me.
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Mmm. Happy trails.
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Oh, no, we're still having lunch today.
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You get to help me decide
which club I should join.
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Terrific.
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ADULT SHELDON: For some reason,
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Dr. Linkletter felt it was
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important that I start my quest
to join a club immediately.
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The interview process was
tougher than you'd expect.
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So why exactly should I join your club?
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Well, cool people, good chess players,
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and when the weather's
nice, we meet in the quad.
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- Outside?
- Yes.
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- Under trees?
- Yes.
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- Where birds live?
- Yes.
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I think we're done here.
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So, what kind of activities
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does the Science Fiction Club engage in?
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Well, this Friday
we're having a screening
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of Star Wars on laser disc.
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I thought this was the
Science Fiction Club.
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- It is.
- Star Wars is science fantasy.
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The Force is basically magic.
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At that point, you might as
well be watching The Hobbit.
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That's next week.
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This is madness.
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Proposition: the newest
member of the Debate Club
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should be Sheldon Cooper.
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You're the affirmative. Go.
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Who's Sheldon Cooper?
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Me. And I believe I should not
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join the debate team because there are
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far more valuable uses of my time.
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Do you want to join or not?
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That's the debate, isn't it?
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I don't know what's happening.
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If you're thrown for a loop,
wait until you hear my rebuttal.
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Sheldon Cooper should
not join the debate team
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because your leadership
is clearly questionable.
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Okay, you're not in the club.
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Ha! I win. Wait.
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(pager beeping, vibrating)
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(horse neighs on TV)
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- Aren't you gonna call them back?
- No.
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It's this old lady. She keeps getting me
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to run her errands and do her chores.
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You don't even do that here.
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- I know.
- (pager beeping, vibrating)
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She's not your grandma.
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Just call her back and say no.
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You're right.
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Thanks again.
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Uh-huh.
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What're you gonna do
with all these plants?
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Put them in my garden.
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Sounds like a lot of work.
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Aw, man.
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(chuckles)
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So, why are you taking
me instead of Dale?
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Well, last time he and
I went casino hopping,
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it didn't work out too hot.
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'Cause he proposed and you said no?
264
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- Why would he tell you that?!
- Hey,
265
00:10:14,050 --> 00:10:16,950
don't feel bad. I'm the
dummy that said yes to him.
266
00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:18,829
Well, I guess you got a point there.
267
00:10:18,830 --> 00:10:20,789
- (chuckles) Oh!
- ("Crazy" by Patsy Cline playing)
268
00:10:20,790 --> 00:10:23,459
Turn it up. I love that song.
269
00:10:23,460 --> 00:10:26,129
(singing along): ♪ Crazy ♪
270
00:10:26,130 --> 00:10:30,679
♪ I'm crazy for feeling ♪
271
00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:32,509
♪ So lonely ♪
272
00:10:32,510 --> 00:10:36,019
You know, they got
karaoke at the lounge.
273
00:10:36,020 --> 00:10:40,349
♪ I'm crazy ♪
274
00:10:40,350 --> 00:10:44,480
(off-key): ♪ Crazy for feeling ♪
275
00:10:44,490 --> 00:10:46,859
♪ So blue ♪
276
00:10:46,860 --> 00:10:47,949
Wow.
277
00:10:47,950 --> 00:10:50,099
That's some voice you got.
278
00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:51,443
Thank you.
279
00:10:52,490 --> 00:10:55,160
(computer keys clacking)
280
00:10:59,540 --> 00:11:02,039
Sheldon, why are you at my desk?
281
00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:05,339
I like your keyboard. The ones
at the library are too clacky.
282
00:11:05,340 --> 00:11:07,500
- I thought you were going to join a club.
- I tried,
283
00:11:07,510 --> 00:11:09,119
but they each had their own problems.
284
00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:11,179
By chance, were any
of those problems you?
285
00:11:11,180 --> 00:11:13,340
You're so funny. I missed this.
286
00:11:13,350 --> 00:11:15,467
Would you like your seat back?
287
00:11:15,470 --> 00:11:16,680
Yes.
288
00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:19,762
I'd also like my office back.
289
00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:21,139
What do you mean?
290
00:11:21,140 --> 00:11:24,400
Son, you can't just hang
out here whenever you want.
291
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,144
Why not? We're friends.
292
00:11:26,150 --> 00:11:28,789
No. I'm a professor, you're a student.
293
00:11:28,790 --> 00:11:30,029
I'm 68, you're 11.
294
00:11:30,030 --> 00:11:31,608
Do you see where I'm headed here?
295
00:11:31,620 --> 00:11:33,409
Nope.
296
00:11:33,410 --> 00:11:35,469
Sheldon, I've tried
to be nice about this,
297
00:11:35,470 --> 00:11:36,530
but you're just not taking
298
00:11:36,540 --> 00:11:37,990
the hint. If you have questions
299
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,729
about class, I'm here.
300
00:11:39,730 --> 00:11:42,750
Otherwise, please leave me alone.
301
00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:47,209
Uh, I understand.
302
00:11:47,210 --> 00:11:49,042
Thank you.
303
00:11:57,900 --> 00:12:01,049
I'm hurt Dr. Linkletter
doesn't want me as a friend.
304
00:12:01,050 --> 00:12:02,420
Understandable.
305
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:03,779
I'm also angry.
306
00:12:03,780 --> 00:12:05,579
I don't like having
two feelings at once.
307
00:12:05,580 --> 00:12:06,699
It's annoying.
308
00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:08,660
Great, annoyed. That's three.
309
00:12:08,670 --> 00:12:10,579
I thought you were gonna join a club.
310
00:12:10,580 --> 00:12:12,879
Too bad there isn't a Dr.
Linkletter Haters Club.
311
00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,540
I would join that in a heartbeat.
312
00:12:14,550 --> 00:12:16,653
Maybe I should start one.
313
00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:19,589
Starting your own club
is an interesting idea.
314
00:12:19,590 --> 00:12:21,639
Maybe just not one based on,
315
00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:23,699
you know, hating someone.
316
00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:25,349
You started that group at church
317
00:12:25,350 --> 00:12:27,200
for parents who hate The Simpsons.
318
00:12:27,210 --> 00:12:29,679
It's not about hate.
We just write letters
319
00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,019
to get it taken off the air.
320
00:12:31,020 --> 00:12:33,500
(chuckles): And it's
gonna happen any day now.
321
00:12:33,510 --> 00:12:34,859
ADULT SHELDON: Ironically,
322
00:12:34,860 --> 00:12:37,559
the only Simpson she did like was O.J.
323
00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:39,884
Time's funny that way.
324
00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:43,799
Whoever decided to put video poker
325
00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,669
in the bar is a genius.
326
00:12:45,670 --> 00:12:47,489
If they change the seats out to toilets,
327
00:12:47,490 --> 00:12:49,080
we'd never have to leave.
328
00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:51,370
(both laughing)
329
00:12:52,930 --> 00:12:56,639
So, what else has Dale told
you about our relationship?
330
00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:58,139
You still hung up on that?
331
00:12:58,140 --> 00:12:59,570
Apparently.
332
00:12:59,580 --> 00:13:01,029
You know, I don't think he meant to.
333
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,889
We were having a drink, and
it just kind of slipped out.
334
00:13:03,890 --> 00:13:05,979
Y'all still go out drinking together?
335
00:13:05,980 --> 00:13:08,949
It was our grandson's
elementary school graduation,
336
00:13:08,950 --> 00:13:10,329
so yeah.
337
00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:12,559
I didn't know y'all were that close.
338
00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:13,970
Are you jealous?
339
00:13:13,980 --> 00:13:15,069
No.
340
00:13:15,070 --> 00:13:16,199
Sounds like it.
341
00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,690
Well...
342
00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:22,009
You ever sleep with
him after the divorce?
343
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:23,509
Gross! No.
344
00:13:23,510 --> 00:13:26,009
That cranky bag of
wrinkles is all yours.
345
00:13:26,010 --> 00:13:27,679
That's a comfort.
346
00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:29,351
(laughs): I guess.
347
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:32,270
Well, now that we're being honest,
348
00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:34,749
- can I ask you a question?
- Sure.
349
00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:36,820
Do you regret saying no to Dale?
350
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,139
No.
351
00:13:40,140 --> 00:13:42,219
There was a little pause there.
352
00:13:42,220 --> 00:13:44,340
There was not!
353
00:13:44,350 --> 00:13:45,799
Okay, I believe you.
354
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,010
Thank you.
355
00:13:47,020 --> 00:13:48,300
You see how I paused?
356
00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:50,780
That means I was lying.
357
00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:52,539
SHELDON: Missy,
358
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,679
has your social
experience in middle school
359
00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:55,749
been going well?
360
00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:57,329
So good, it's nuts.
361
00:13:57,330 --> 00:13:59,339
Are you a member of any clubs?
362
00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:01,109
Well, in the cafeteria,
we call our table
363
00:14:01,110 --> 00:14:02,980
Heather M. And the Funky Lunch Bunch.
364
00:14:02,990 --> 00:14:05,029
Well, I meant school-sanctioned clubs.
365
00:14:05,030 --> 00:14:07,269
The F.L.B. is a pretty big deal.
366
00:14:07,270 --> 00:14:08,580
I don't get why people think
367
00:14:08,590 --> 00:14:11,439
that the social aspect of
education is so important.
368
00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:14,650
Maybe 'cause the education
aspect is so boring.
369
00:14:14,660 --> 00:14:16,279
But that's the whole point of school.
370
00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:18,069
Eh. I'll stick with being popular.
371
00:14:18,070 --> 00:14:19,439
ADULT SHELDON: I'd like to point out
372
00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,589
that one of us has a Nobel Prize.
373
00:14:21,590 --> 00:14:24,460
All the other one has is a
loving family and friends,
374
00:14:24,470 --> 00:14:27,570
which I also have. Boy, did I win!
375
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:34,582
This is it. I'm done.
376
00:14:35,810 --> 00:14:36,979
Oh, hi.
377
00:14:36,980 --> 00:14:38,519
You must be Georgie.
378
00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:39,909
Uh, yeah.
379
00:14:39,910 --> 00:14:42,819
My nana says you've been
taking such good care of her.
380
00:14:42,820 --> 00:14:44,749
(chuckles): You're so sweet.
381
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:47,320
Thanks, but she's the sweet one.
382
00:14:47,330 --> 00:14:48,990
Isn't she? (chuckles)
383
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,489
Nana, Georgie's here!
384
00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:53,768
MILDRED: Ask him if he
wants to stay for dinner.
385
00:14:53,770 --> 00:14:56,210
I'm free. What're we having?
386
00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,880
- (June whoops)
- MEEMAW: ♪ Tender love is blind ♪
387
00:15:00,890 --> 00:15:03,940
♪ It requires a dedication ♪
388
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:06,249
(off-key): ♪ All this love we feel ♪
389
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:08,116
♪ It needs no conversation ♪
390
00:15:08,117 --> 00:15:11,380
♪ Ride it together, uh-huh ♪
391
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:14,179
♪ From... love with each other ♪
392
00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:15,519
♪ Uh-huh ♪
393
00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:17,680
♪ Islands in the stream ♪
394
00:15:17,690 --> 00:15:19,689
♪ That is what we are ♪
395
00:15:19,690 --> 00:15:21,769
♪ No one in between ♪
396
00:15:21,770 --> 00:15:23,859
♪ How can we be wrong? ♪
397
00:15:23,860 --> 00:15:25,820
♪ Sail away with me ♪
398
00:15:25,860 --> 00:15:28,470
♪ To another world ♪
399
00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:32,309
♪ And we rely on each other, uh-huh ♪
400
00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:35,959
♪ From one lover to another, uh-huh ♪
401
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:37,789
JUNE (laughs): We sound good!
402
00:15:37,790 --> 00:15:39,179
MEEMAW: One of us does.
403
00:15:39,180 --> 00:15:40,298
ADULT SHELDON: The next day,
404
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:42,540
I set out to start my own club.
405
00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:45,339
It involved science, education
406
00:15:45,340 --> 00:15:49,549
and all the glitz and
glamour of show business.
407
00:15:49,550 --> 00:15:52,319
All I had to do was sit back
408
00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:56,700
and wait for my new Proton
posse to come rolling in.
409
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,109
Greetings, fellow Professor Proton fan.
410
00:16:06,110 --> 00:16:07,609
Oh, I thought this room was empty.
411
00:16:07,610 --> 00:16:09,249
Well, it's not. This is a meeting
412
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:11,529
of the Professor Proton
Appreciation Club.
413
00:16:11,530 --> 00:16:13,300
Would you like to fill
out an application?
414
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,320
I'm just looking for someplace quiet.
415
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:16,800
I understand.
416
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:19,039
Well, it doesn't look like
anyone's gonna show up,
417
00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:21,780
so if you would like to
read here, you're welcome to.
418
00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:24,526
Okay.
419
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:28,980
I was only starting this club
420
00:16:28,990 --> 00:16:31,130
because my mother wanted
me to make some friends.
421
00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:32,580
Not just her.
422
00:16:32,590 --> 00:16:33,978
It started with my physics professor,
423
00:16:33,980 --> 00:16:36,070
Dr. Linkletter, who I
thought was my friend
424
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:38,019
- but then decided...
- Are you gonna keep talking?
425
00:16:38,020 --> 00:16:40,339
I-I've got a book.
426
00:16:40,340 --> 00:16:43,160
ADULT SHELDON: That day, the
Read in Silence Club was born.
427
00:16:43,180 --> 00:16:45,749
Its members were me and my new friend...
428
00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:46,909
What's your name?
429
00:16:46,910 --> 00:16:48,119
Shh.
430
00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:51,000
ADULT SHELDON: And my
new friend, that guy.
431
00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:54,410
(phone ringing)
432
00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:00,010
Make it stop.
433
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,190
(chuckles): Oh.
434
00:17:04,930 --> 00:17:06,889
Who the hell is this?
435
00:17:06,890 --> 00:17:09,059
Hey. Morning, sunshine.
436
00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:11,189
What time is it?
437
00:17:11,190 --> 00:17:12,480
2:00 in the afternoon.
438
00:17:13,260 --> 00:17:14,569
Really?
439
00:17:14,570 --> 00:17:17,479
Well, I mean, you had
a wild night singing
440
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,219
- and everything.
- How do you know that?
441
00:17:19,220 --> 00:17:21,419
- You called me at 3:00 in the morning.
- (whispers): Do you remember
442
00:17:21,420 --> 00:17:23,109
me calling Dale last night?
443
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:24,440
No.
444
00:17:24,450 --> 00:17:27,119
- (rock music playing)
- Do it! Call him! Do it!
445
00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:30,289
- Call him! (whoops)
- And I know exactly what I'm gonna say.
446
00:17:30,290 --> 00:17:31,409
(laughs)
447
00:17:31,410 --> 00:17:32,619
What'd I say?
448
00:17:32,620 --> 00:17:33,790
You don't remember?
449
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:35,979
And then I lost
450
00:17:35,980 --> 00:17:38,550
$20 at the video poker bar,
451
00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:40,739
and then we sang karaoke.
452
00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:42,060
Tell him about the shrimp.
453
00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:44,739
(chuckles): We went to the
all-you-can-eat buffet,
454
00:17:44,740 --> 00:17:47,639
you know, and they
had these jumbo shrimp.
455
00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:49,235
(laughs): And, I mean, they weren't
456
00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:51,579
just saying they were jumbo.
457
00:17:51,580 --> 00:17:52,930
So big!
458
00:17:52,940 --> 00:17:54,850
Are you gonna tell
me what I said or not?
459
00:17:54,860 --> 00:17:57,060
Hell no. I'm having too much fun.
460
00:17:58,650 --> 00:17:59,779
I hate you.
461
00:17:59,780 --> 00:18:00,980
(Dale chuckles)
462
00:18:00,990 --> 00:18:02,240
I can live with that.
463
00:18:05,220 --> 00:18:08,700
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