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Oh
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A newlywed couple just moved to town
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A regular husband and wife
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Who left the big city
To find a quiet life
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WandaVision!
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She's a magical gal
In a small town locale
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He's a hubby who's part machine
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How will this duo fit in and fulfill all?
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By sharing a love like you've never seen
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WandaVision!
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My wife and her flying saucers.
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My husband and his indestructible head.
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Aren't we a fine pair?
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What do you say to silver dollar pancakes,
crispy hash browns, bacon, eggs,
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freshly squeezed orange juice,
and black coffee?
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I say, "Oh, I don't eat food."
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Well, that explains
the empty refrigerator.
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- Wanda?
- Hmm?
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Is there something special about today?
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Well, I know the apron
is a bit much, dear,
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but I am doing my best to blend in.
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No, no, there on the calendar.
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Someone's drawn a little heart
right above today's date.
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- Oh, yes, the heart.
- Hmm...
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Well, don't tell me
you have forgotten, Vis.
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"Forgotten"?
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Oh, Wanda, I'm incapable of forgetfulness.
I remember everything.
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That's not an exaggeration.
In fact, I'm incapable of exaggeration.
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Well, then tell me what's so important
about today's date.
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What was the question again?
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Oh, well,
perhaps, you've forgotten yourself.
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Me? Heavens, no.
I've been so looking forward to it.
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As have I.
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Today, we are celebrating...
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You bet we are.
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- It's the first time we...
- Mmm-hmm.
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...have ever celebrated
this occasion before.
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It's a special day!
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- Perhaps an evening...
- Of great significance...
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- To us both!
- Naturally.
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- Obviously.
- Exactly.
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Well done, us.
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All right.
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Well, that's me off to work, then.
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Oh, don't forget!
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I haven't.
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Oh!
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Have a good day, dear!
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Oh!
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Hello, dear.
I'm Agnes, your neighbor to the right.
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My right, not yours.
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Forgive me for not stopping by sooner
to welcome you to the block.
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My mother-in-law was in town, so I wasn't.
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So, what's your name? Where are you from?
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And most importantly,
how's your bridge game, hon?
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I'm Wanda.
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Wanda. Charmed.
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Golly, you settled in fast!
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Did you use a moving company?
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I sure did.
Those boxes don't move themselves.
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So what's a single gal like you doing
rattling around this big house?
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Oh, no, I'm not single.
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Oh, I don't see a ring.
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Well, I assure you I'm married.
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To a man. A human one and tall.
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As a matter of fact, he'll be home
later tonight for a special occasion.
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Just the two of us.
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Oh, is it somebody's birthday?
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Not a birthday.
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Well, today isn't a holiday, is it?
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No, it's not a holiday.
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An anniversary then?
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Ye... Yes!
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Yes! It's our anniversary!
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Oh, how marvelous!
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How many years?
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Well, it feels like
we've always been together.
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Lucky gal.
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The only way
Ralph would remember our anniversary
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is if there was a beer named June 2nd.
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- So, what do you have planned?
- How do you mean?
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For your special night.
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A young thing like you
doesn't have to do much,
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but it's still fun to set the scene.
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Say, I was just reading
a crackerjack magazine article
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called "How To Treat Your Husband
To Keep Your Husband,"
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and let me tell you,
what Ralph could really use
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is, "How To Goose Your Wife
So You Don't Lose Your Wife."
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Hang on. I'll go grab it
and we can start planning.
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Oh, this is gonna be a gas!
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Oh...
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Or you
don't go out Friday night Yakety yak!
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You just put on your coat and hat
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Here are those computational forms
that you requested, Norm.
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There you go.
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Gee willikers, that was fast!
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Hey, the music
isn't bothering you, is it, pal?
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In terms of distraction from work,
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or the largely nonsensical
nature of the lyrics?
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- The first one.
- Ah, no, thank you, Norm.
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Hey, is there somethin'
I can help you with, buddy?
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Yes, as a matter of fact, there is.
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Would you be so good as to tell me
what it is we do here exactly?
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Do we make something?
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- No.
- Right.
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Do we buy or sell something?
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No and no.
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Then what is the purpose of this company?
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All I know is, since you've gotten here,
productivity has gone up 300%.
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Yes, but what is it we're producing?
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Computational forms.
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And no one can process the data
quite like you do, pal.
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You're like a walking computer.
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What? I most certainly am not.
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I'm a regular carbon-based employee
made entirely of organic matter,
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much like yourself, Norm.
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Hey! What's got your feathers all ruffled?
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Yes, I'm sorry, I'm a tad on edge.
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You see, it appears
there's something special about today,
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special to Wanda, that's my wife,
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and gee, I can't, for the life of me,
recall what it is.
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Mmm... Oh!
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Good to see you.
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- Vision.
- Yes?
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Wife and I
are looking forward to this evening.
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Mr. Hart. Of course!
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Dinner with Mr. Hart
and his dear lady wife, Mrs. Hart.
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That's what I said.
What's wrong with you?
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- Have you got a screw loose?
- Oh, no, sir. Screws all tightened, sir.
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Yes, I should hope so.
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Employee dinners
are a rite of passage
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- for the new hires.
- Ah.
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Jones over there failed miserably.
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Isn't that right, Jones?
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The wife thought
five courses would be sufficient.
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And there was that paltry excuse
for entertainment.
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A string quartet?
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And then you had that embarrassing display
of beatnik enthusiasm.
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I wore a turtleneck.
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Yes. Best of luck out there
in the unemployment line, Jones.
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You know, I owe my success
to being a keen judge of character.
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No skeletons in your closet, eh, Vision?
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I don't have a skeleton, sir.
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Glad to hear it.
Your future in this company depends on it.
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And you don't have a song?
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Nothing special you played
at your wedding?
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No, nothing special.
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I'll just loan you some records then.
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So, we've got music covered,
decor, wardrobe. Oh!
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What about seduction techniques?
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Oh, I have those.
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Of course, you do.
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Just out of curiosity, what does it say?
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That you should stumble when
you walk into a room so he can catch you.
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It's romantic.
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Any other tricks?
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You could point out that the death rate of
single men is twice that of married men.
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Now, that's romantic.
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Oh!
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Vision residence.
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- Wanda, darling.
- Vision, sweetheart.
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Listen, about tonight...
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Don't worry, dear.
I have everything under control.
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Oh, well, that is a relief.
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I must confess, I'm really rather nervous.
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"Nervous"? Whatever for?
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Well, you know, darling,
I still get a little tongue-tied.
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Vis, after all this time...
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There's an awful lot
riding on this one, Wanda.
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If tonight doesn't go just so,
I think this could be the end.
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Well, it's just one night.
There's no need to get dramatic.
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Look, I think the best course of action
is to impress the wife.
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And I think the best course of action
is to impress the husband.
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Well, wonderful!
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Glad to know we're both on the same page.
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Until tonight, then, my, darling.
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Until tonight.
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Oh...
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Is your husband tired of you
burning his toast?
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Try our new and improved ToastMate 2000.
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It's the go-to for clever housewives.
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Say, this machine has some shine.
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You said it.
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Set the dial
and get the taste back into your toast.
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Top and bottom heating elements
can handle anything
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from meatloaf, to cherry pie,
to open-faced cheese sandwiches.
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The all new ToastMate 2000
by Stark Industries.
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Forget the past. This is your future.
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Here we are!
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Oh!
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How very atmospheric!
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What's going on here, Vision?
You blow a fuse?
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Pardon me while I just go and fetch
the lady of the house.
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Guess who?
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Wanda!
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Vision.
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Oh! Oh!
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Ah...
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What is the meaning of this?
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Well, what is...
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Yeah, what is the meaning of...
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Oh, the meaning of it!
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You want to know the meaning of it
and the meaning of it
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is that this is the traditional
Sokovian greeting of hospitality.
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- Guess who?
- Is that my host behind me?
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It certainly is.
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- Lovely to make your acquaintance.
- Yes!
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See, I forgot to tell you
my wife is from Europe.
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Oh, how exotic!
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We don't break bread with Bolsheviks.
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Oh, hush, Arthur!
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Have you no culture at all?
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And that dress!
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Yes! It's... It's so...
Sokovian, is what it is! Yes!
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Can I just see you in the kitchen
for a moment, sweetheart?
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Oh, yes!
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- Who are those people?
- What are you wearing?
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- Why are they here?
- What are you wearing?
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Well, it's our anniversary!
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Our anniversary of what?
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Well, if you don't know,
I'm not going to tell you!
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That... That man through there
is my boss, Mr. Hart!
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And his dear lady wife, Mrs. Hart!
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The heart on the calendar
was an abbreviation!
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You move at the speed of sound and I can
make a pen float through the air.
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Who needs to abbreviate?
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Darling, listen, it's all romantic
to do the candles, the music,
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- that stunning outfit...
- Well...
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I don't wanna be unappreciative,
but right now...
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Your boss and his wife
are expecting a home-cooked meal.
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Exactly.
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Any chance they'd settle
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for a single chocolate-covered strawberry
split three ways?
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Uh...
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I might have a better idea.
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Hmm.
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So I said, "If we orient the forms
horizontally rather than vertically,
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"we can use twice the paper,
we can bill twice the cost."
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You truly are a pioneer!
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But the larger purpose of the forms is...
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Was to analyze our input and our output.
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Huh.
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You're awfully dense, aren't you, Vision?
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Oh, Agnes! You're a life-saver!
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What kind of housewife would I be
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if I didn't have a gourmet meal for four
just lying about the place?
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Well...
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Not that Ralph ever wants to eat
anything but baked beans
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which explains a lot
about his personal appeal, mind you.
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- Oh, my!
- Oh! Oh!
252
00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:26,849
Do you think Wanda needs help
in the kitchen?
253
00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:29,643
We haven't any tidbits
or tartlets out here,
254
00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:30,853
nary a pig in a blanket.
255
00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:32,145
No, that...
256
00:13:32,521 --> 00:13:34,606
No, that's so kind of you, Mrs. Hart.
257
00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:36,859
But I'm sure
she's absolutely fine in there!
258
00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:39,319
Oh, thank you, Agnes.
I think I've got it covered from here.
259
00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:40,571
- Oh, are you sure, dear?
- Hmm.
260
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:43,907
Many hands make light work.
And many mouths make good gossip.
261
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:45,409
You're so naughty!
262
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,411
Oh, shall I just pre-heat
the oven then, dear?
263
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,830
- That won't be necessary.
- Oh, All right, then.
264
00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:52,833
Well, I know you're in a pinch
so this menu can be done in a snap.
265
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:55,627
Lobster Thermidor with
mini-minced meat turnovers to start.
266
00:13:55,711 --> 00:13:58,755
Chicken à la King with twice-cooked
new potatoes for your second course,
267
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:01,216
and Steak Diane and mint jellies
for your main.
268
00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:03,510
Do you set your own jellies, dear?
269
00:14:03,594 --> 00:14:05,596
- Yes.
- Good girl.
270
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,681
Recipe cards are on the counter there.
271
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,016
Bon appétit!
272
00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:10,517
Oh!
273
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,022
Oh, oh.
274
00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:16,148
You men stay put.
275
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:19,610
- I sense a domestic emergency, so...
- Mrs. Hart, please don't. You can't.
276
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,528
You... Please...
277
00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:25,657
Yeah, take out the papers and the trash
278
00:14:25,741 --> 00:14:28,076
Or you won't get no spending cash
279
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:31,872
If you don't scrub the kitchen floor
280
00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:34,833
You ain't gonna rock and roll no more
281
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,793
Yakety yak!
Don't talk back
282
00:14:41,507 --> 00:14:45,511
Well, why don't we have a nice
sing-a-long, all together then, shall we?
283
00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:50,057
Oh, no, too much!
284
00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:55,145
Oh, no, not enough!
285
00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:58,482
Old MacDonald had a farm
286
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,317
Ee-I-Ee-I-O
287
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,402
And on that farm he had a...
288
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:05,822
had a...
289
00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:07,449
Pig.
290
00:15:07,533 --> 00:15:09,076
Ee-I-Ee-I-O
291
00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:10,160
- With a...
- Oink, oink...
292
00:15:10,244 --> 00:15:11,286
- Here and a...
- Oink, oink...
293
00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:12,955
- There
- Here an oink, there an oink
294
00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:14,122
Everywhere an oink, oink
295
00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:16,333
Old MacDonald had a farm
296
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,918
Ee-I-Ee-I-O
297
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:20,671
Oh, what was I supposed to do next?
Oh, what was the main course again?
298
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:22,297
It was... Steak...
299
00:15:22,381 --> 00:15:23,757
No. Steak...
300
00:15:23,841 --> 00:15:25,592
Steak... Diane!
301
00:15:25,676 --> 00:15:26,718
Yes?
302
00:15:27,803 --> 00:15:30,138
Oh, I think that must be
my wife summoning me.
303
00:15:30,681 --> 00:15:32,307
She calls you "Diane?"
304
00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:36,061
Yes, it's her pet name for me.
305
00:15:37,396 --> 00:15:40,232
I'm just coming, Fred.
306
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,193
Excuse me a moment.
307
00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:48,240
Oh, no.
308
00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:51,326
How can I be of assistance?
309
00:15:51,410 --> 00:15:54,913
Well, the chicken is no longer a chicken
and the lobsters just flew the coop
310
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:56,623
so the steak is the last man standing.
311
00:15:57,124 --> 00:16:00,294
It says here I can cut down the prep time
with a meat tenderizer.
312
00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:02,546
Excellent plan. Where's the tenderizer?
313
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,339
- I'm looking at him.
- Ah.
314
00:16:04,423 --> 00:16:05,465
Hoo-hoo in there!
315
00:16:05,549 --> 00:16:07,342
Hoo-hoo back to you!
316
00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:08,844
Okay.
317
00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:12,639
Finish the meat, find the lobsters.
I'll be right back.
318
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:15,559
I hope you're hungry.
319
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:16,894
Starved, is more like it.
320
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:19,396
My head is starting to feel woozy.
321
00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:23,442
Were either of you aware
322
00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:26,862
that married men are killing single men
at an alarming rate?
323
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:29,615
What are you going on about?
324
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:30,908
And what's going on in there?
325
00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:33,535
Whoo-hoo! Ho-ho!
326
00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:37,372
Who could that be?
327
00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:39,208
Coming!
328
00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:42,211
Oh, you didn't answer the back door.
329
00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:43,921
For your upside-down cake.
330
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:45,923
Oh! Hi, I...
331
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:47,007
Who was that?
332
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:48,592
- A salesman!
- Telegram!
333
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,469
A man selling telegrams.
334
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:52,638
Wouldn't you know it.
Good news is more expensive.
335
00:16:53,514 --> 00:16:56,683
I couldn't find the lobsters and did you
want the meat tender or pulverized?
336
00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:57,935
Oh, dear.
337
00:16:59,603 --> 00:17:02,606
Well. I think tonight's going swimmingly.
338
00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:05,526
Anyone for Parcheesi?
339
00:17:05,651 --> 00:17:08,570
- My head is spinning.
- Oh, Mrs. Hart...
340
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:11,031
Did you hear that?
My wife's head is spinning.
341
00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:13,325
Generally speaking,
I don't like her head to do that.
342
00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:16,745
Time to improvise.
343
00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:21,416
You know, I'm beginning to think
you're not management material, Vision.
344
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,126
You know, I had high hopes for you.
345
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:26,839
But from what I've seen here tonight,
you can barely keep it together.
346
00:17:26,922 --> 00:17:29,925
I mean, look around. There's all this
chaos going on in your household.
347
00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:32,386
Now, when are we gonna eat?
348
00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:34,054
Dinner is served.
349
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,431
Ah!
350
00:17:37,683 --> 00:17:39,268
Breakfast for dinner?
351
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:41,770
How very...
352
00:17:41,854 --> 00:17:43,188
European.
353
00:17:44,273 --> 00:17:46,525
Ooh! Let's have a toast!
354
00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:50,487
To my lovely and talented wife.
355
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:52,865
To our esteemed guests.
356
00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:54,324
Yes. Cin cin.
357
00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:55,409
Cheers.
358
00:17:57,786 --> 00:17:59,538
Well, please eat before it gets cold.
359
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:01,498
- Hmm?
- Oh, Mrs. Hart, allow me.
360
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:05,419
So, where did you two move from?
361
00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:07,129
What brought you here?
362
00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:10,507
How long have you been married?
And why don't you have children yet?
363
00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:19,725
I think what my wife means to say
is that we moved from...
364
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:21,518
Yes, we moved from...
365
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,438
And we were married...
366
00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:27,232
Yes, yes, we were married in...
367
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:31,361
Well? Moved from where? Married when?
368
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:32,487
Now, patience, Arthur.
369
00:18:32,571 --> 00:18:34,781
They're setting up their story.
Let them tell it.
370
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:36,366
We...
371
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:38,243
Our story...
372
00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,580
Yes, what exactly is your story?
373
00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:43,540
Oh, just leave the poor kids alone.
374
00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:47,044
No, really, I mean,
I think it's a perfectly simple question.
375
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:48,962
Honestly.
376
00:18:49,046 --> 00:18:50,255
Why did you come here?
377
00:18:51,757 --> 00:18:52,966
Why?
378
00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:56,553
Damn it, why? Why did you...
379
00:19:01,475 --> 00:19:02,976
Oh, Arthur, stop it.
380
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:08,357
Stop it.
381
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:10,234
Stop it.
382
00:19:12,236 --> 00:19:15,322
Stop it. Stop it.
383
00:19:16,782 --> 00:19:18,742
Stop it.
384
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,202
Stop it.
385
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,121
Stop it.
386
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:24,248
Stop it.
387
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,544
Stop it. Stop it.
388
00:19:28,627 --> 00:19:29,670
Stop it.
389
00:19:30,838 --> 00:19:31,839
Stop it.
390
00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:32,965
Vision, help him.
391
00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:48,981
Let me help you up.
392
00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:50,482
Give me your hand.
393
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:53,569
All right, steady on, sir.
394
00:19:58,282 --> 00:20:01,243
Well, would you look
at the time?
395
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:03,787
Yes. We'd better be going.
396
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:07,165
Well... Are you both all right?
397
00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:10,335
We had such a lovely time.
398
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:14,089
This guest is leaving your home.
399
00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:17,926
Yes, thank you for coming.
400
00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:21,555
You made me proud tonight, son.
401
00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:24,433
First thing Monday morning,
you and me are gonna have a little chat.
402
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,644
We'll see about that promotion.
403
00:20:27,728 --> 00:20:28,896
Yes, sir! Thank you, sir!
404
00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:32,566
Thank you.
405
00:20:36,195 --> 00:20:37,321
Oh...
406
00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:40,908
What a charming door knocker.
407
00:20:42,451 --> 00:20:43,452
Good night!
408
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,965
We are an unusual couple, ya know?
409
00:20:57,049 --> 00:20:58,926
Oh, I don't think
that was ever in question.
410
00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:03,764
Well, what I mean is...
We don't have an anniversary.
411
00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:05,557
- Huh.
- Or a song.
412
00:21:06,225 --> 00:21:07,684
Or even wedding rings.
413
00:21:07,768 --> 00:21:09,144
Well, we could remedy that.
414
00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:11,313
Today could be our anniversary.
415
00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:13,982
Of what? Surviving our first dinner party?
416
00:21:14,066 --> 00:21:16,527
Precisely. And our song could be?
417
00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:17,903
Yakety Yak, naturally.
418
00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:18,987
- Naturally.
- Hmm.
419
00:21:20,656 --> 00:21:21,657
And the rings?
420
00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:24,535
Well, couldn't you make some for us?
421
00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:33,710
I do.
422
00:21:34,795 --> 00:21:35,796
Do you?
423
00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:39,216
Yes. I do.
424
00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:42,886
And they lived happily ever after.
424
00:21:43,305 --> 00:22:43,516
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