Original subtitles

Haruo, I'm hungry Let's barbecue the squid

No! Go back to the car

Haruo, look

Uncle Takashi'

Haruo! - What's up'

Your landlady lent me this bike. Look at it, it's pink

I'm sleepy--

Go on, sleep

I can't. I always have bad dreams

Really? I'm interested in dreams

Haruo thinks I'm stupid - He doesn't understand

In my dreams...

It's pitch dark and there's this girl

It scares me even to talk about it

I'm serious

It scares me... Can I hold your hand, Rika'

I feel so nervous and afraid

These are mine

It's my tonic. It stops me from sleeping

Are you staying' - I won't sleep. Is that okay'

Don't tell anybody that I'm here. Don't tell your mom or dad

Not even your aunt

I'm OK with that

Where's the fridge'

What's this'

Are you trying to catch the Giant Squid'

Yeah

That's very ambigious

Haruo

I think this will be a new beginning for me

Shit! So many squids!

Haruo

Haruo!

I'm getting sleepy

Drink your vitamin drink - My Oronamin-C!

There's none left. Is there something to eat'

Look in the fridge. - You only have squid

I'll make you something tomorrow. — I can't wait that long!

Go to the convenience store

Where is it'

Down the street on your right

It's late though

Leave me alone...!

Haruo

Who's there'

Don't hide! Say something!

No. Don't... Don't say anything

Haruo

YES?

Were you with Rika'

No

Someone saw you with her yesterday

It wasn't me

Did you fuck her'

How ma ny ti mes?

Squid for lunch again

Let's go to the store

Wait a minute

Hello

Hello

The landlady

I had a dream

A dream'

Yes

I'm getting sleepy again

Go home and take a nap

Oh no! I've got a hard-on

Let me stick it in

Go on

It's weeping

Stop it

What's your uncle doing here'

I don't know Just hanging around

Feel good, Haruo'

It's so good...

There's a car

I'm coming, Haruo!

I'm coming, Rikka

You too'

Come on!

Oh my god, I'm coming!

Come on!

That's Ivvata

Don't move

"Ta kaya ma Ta kash I "

What are you doing'

Uncle Takashi

What'

Have one of your tonics. You'll fall in the sea

Shut up!

Catch that squid! It'|| be 6 months worth of food

It wouldn't be

Why don't you work, Uncle Takashi' Hard work would stop your dreams

We can live on the squid you catch

We'd die of starvation

That would be okay

If you died eating your favorite food

We'll go together Across the sea

Big waves, small waves There are no problems

Is our destination heaven or hell'

Go ask the fish, Only the fish know

You're really 35 years old'

As you can see

I\|I

Shiho, this is Takashi. He's our new guy. Show him what to do

Takayama Takashi, Nice to meet you

Hi, I'm Ito Shiho

What have I done...'

So you dozed off'

They fired me

Luckily you didn't get hurt

Well...

You ate the pizzas'

That was stupid of you

I have to do this, Shiho

HEY

Stop it!

I have a hard-on

Takashi, stop! - It always happens

When I'm sleepy, I always get a hard-on

Sleep then!

No! If I fell asleep, it'd be worse for me!

What will happen?

I'd be jerking off like crazy in my sleep

Until I bleed

You're irresistible. You smell good

I can hear someone coming

It wouldn't be so bad if someone came

Takashi

I won't force you to do anything. I'm still rational...

Say...

My back hurts

Is there something on my back'

What's going on'

Ouch... It hurts

Kw aw.!

Ivvata's dead...

I owed him 5000 Yen...

HEY

What's Uncle Takashi up to'

He's at my place. He never sleeps

He doesn't sleep'

He was fired. Now he plays baseball

Coming over'

Not today

Bye, Ivvata

Run! Yes, well done

Go Takashi

What are you doing'

Run! Nice catch

Get the ball

What are you doing, idiot'

Go! Run!

I didn't know this was your apartment

It's OK

Shiho, he's trying to catch a giant squid

He's ambitious

Are you talking about the Colossal Squids'

I've seen one

ReaHy>

Yeah

I went by motorbike to see one that had washed ashore

So...

Hm?

Are those squids huge'

They sure are

Hm

Do you have to go home'

No

Funny

Shiho!

You're so nice and tight

I can't hold it anymore!

"Ta kaya ma Ta kash I "

Shiho, I'm coming now

Haruo

Stick it in me

Did you come, Haruo'

Haruo was really angry

It doesn't come off

I thought I'd washed it off

You did'

Did you do it in the back'

Has it become like a tattoo'

Don't be silly

Takashi

YES?

Did you dream'

Yes, I do everyday

The moment I fall asleep

How about now?

I had one

So...

Tell me about it

It's not interesting

I don't mind

Rika

YES?

Look after Haruo for me

I will

There's a girl

We're in darkness, having sex in my dream

She is so pretty

We have such great sex

And... 7

She looks alive...

but she's dead

I see her face everyday in my dreams

I've come to really love her

You love the girl from your dreams'

I love her

I'm out again

Let's go to the store

OK

A woman's...

Oh, it hurts!

It hurts!

Rika

Hm?

I had a strange dream

What kind of dream'

I was by the sea, on the beach

I had a humongous squid on my line

It splashed out of the water

It was bright white

When I saw it up close, I noticed it was made of paper

Why did uncle go to the shrine'

What will I do with his body?

Did you call your parents'

Haruo

I'll drive

Call them

Nobody's home

I'll try again from the police station

Haruo, look

It's a squid

Haruo

Wait for me

Ivvata...'

Please, no!

I'm coming!

I'm coming again

I'll go find Uncle Takashi

Haruo, I'll stay here

OK

Ivvata...'

- Will be right back -

- Yama, The King of Hell -

Excuse me..

Are you King Yama'

Just call me Yama

Give me a break! I need a break, please!

I can't go on anymore

I said I can't go on anymore!

I have no sperm left

Nothing's coming out!

I want to ask you a favor

Suck me off and I'll do

No

I love the way you living girls have morals

Can you release a man'

Sure, but...

But... 7

If you lose a game of rock, scissors, paper ...you'|| suck me off forever

Uncle Takashi!

Haruo

This is so good

Ready?

One, two, three!

I won!

There. Takayama Takashi

You can't look

Can you release one more'

If you kiss me

Uncle!

Uncle Takashi!

Haruo... We're in hell

Let's get out of here! Get Up!

We have to get out of here!

Uncle! Let's go!

Where's Takashi'

I don't know. He just wouldn't wake up

"Thanks for getting me out of hell"

Are you that assholds relative'

What did he do'

He wrote his name on his daughter

Yeah! He disgraced my virgin girl

This is yours, Ivvata

This, too

And this

Rika, get me the net!

It got away