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- Previously, on "Twenties"...
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- What you
getting into tonight?
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- You trying to link?
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- No, I'm just curious
what you doing.
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- I'll keep you posted.
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- You do that.
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- The audition was awful.
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- You just have to go really
hard
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and be super committed
to the craft.
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You'll get there.
- I receive that.
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- You know, you guys
are lucky to have her.
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- You are preaching
to the choir.
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- I'll be in touch.
- I basically told him
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that if he wants
to work with me
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he needs to earn it.
- What do you mean, you?
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- I'm sure if he signs with
us, I'll be his day-to-day.
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- Relax. I'm still your boss.
- For now.
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[dramatic orchestral music]
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- Here we see a Todd
in his natural habitat.
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You can have a Todd sighting
anywhere
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because Todds believe
they belong everywhere.
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- The Todd species
is not to be confused
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with a Michael or a Jeff.
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- Jeff is such a nice guy.
- Jeff is mad cool.
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- I dated a Jeff
once or twice.
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- A Todd is a guy
who thinks
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his mediocre ideas
are brilliant,
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and he somehow manages
to convince other people
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that his basic ass
is a genius.
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♪ ♪
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- A Todd is a guy
who walks into any room
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like his ancestors
have owned it
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for hundreds of years.
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And, yeah, they probably have.
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But that's not a good thing.
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♪ ♪
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- Todds take up so much space,
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they don't leave no room
for the rest of us.
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And we stay letting them
get away with this shit.
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♪ ♪
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Back in the day,
there used to be a law
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that said you had to
step off the sidewalk
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when you saw
a Todd walking by.
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♪ ♪
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- Good morning.
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[slurping]
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- Mm.
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[slurping]
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- Do you have to do that?
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- Mm--yep.
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All the vitamins and nutrients
are at the bottom.
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- All right, ladies.
I have to go to class.
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- I gotta go to work.
- Yeah, me too.
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- I'll wish you ladies
a Todd-free day.
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[laughter]
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["OMG" by Sampa the Great]
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- ♪ Flow ♪
- ♪ Oh, my gosh ♪
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- ♪ Where man go? ♪
- ♪ Oh, my gosh ♪
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- ♪ If a man see me ♪
- ♪ Oh, my gosh ♪
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- ♪ I guess you never know
what you got till it's ♪
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- [inhales]
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Improv is the key
to a happy life.
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Because with improv,
you have to say, "Yes, and..."
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Now, you shouldn't just be
saying, "Yes, and..." in here.
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You should say it out there
as well.
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Otherwise, you will end up
a divorced, middle-aged man
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who lives in a studio apartment
and teaches acting
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to a bunch of people
that don't...
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have that much potential.
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- [man coughs]
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- Now, everyone,
I want you to say "yes"
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as loud as you can.
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all: Yes!
- Yes!
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- Good. And now, class,
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you will tell our two actors
who they are
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and what they're doing.
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And actors,
you will say, "Yes, and..."
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Take your pick.
- Boyfriend and girlfriend.
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- Yes! Good.
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Uh, and now, where are they?
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And let's give 'em
some detail to work with.
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- A dark alley
during a zombie apocalypse.
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- Good. Now...
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Begin scene.
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- I can't believe
we're in a dark alley
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during a zombie apocalypse.
- Here, lean on me.
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I saw you twist your ankle
when we were running away.
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- Oh, my God,
you're bleeding.
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- Ahh!
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Uh, yes, and when we
jumped out of the window,
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I fell into some glass.
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I'll be okay.
Everything will be okay.
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- There's nothing we can't
get through together.
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- You're right.
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We got through that time
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you called me by
your ex-girlfriend's name
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during sex.
- [laughter]
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We got through that time
you tried to set up
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a surprise threesome.
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[laughter]
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The time you forgot
our anniversary.
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- Wow. I'm an asshole.
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- Yes. Yes, you are.
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Can you hop away from me?
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Because I don't wanna spend
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my last moments on this Earth
near you.
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[laughter]
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- And, scene.
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Class, this is what happens
when you say yes.
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[applause]
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- That was really good.
- Thank you.
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- And--
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And now you gotta
get out of here
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before my next class
comes in, okay?
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Do it quickly.
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Nia.
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You...are so talented.
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- Thank you.
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- Yeah, you've really
grown a lot
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since you've been
coming to class.
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You're good.
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- Do you think I'm good enough
to get an agent?
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- Uh, sure.
- I'm, uh,
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I'm a little nervous
about the showcase.
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- [laughs]
Don't worry about that.
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The big agents, they never come
to these things.
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Only their assistants.
Yeah.
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Don't worry about the audience,
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you just dance
like nobody's watching.
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You just get out there,
and you have fun.
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You're good.
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Enough.
See you next week.
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- ♪ I wanna feel the joy,
the magic of it all ♪
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♪ Ooh, baby ♪
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♪ ♪
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[phone chimes]
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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- Ben got the promotion.
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Ben got the promotion.
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- What are you thinking?
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- I'm not good enough.
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- I figured that's what
you were thinking.
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Then why did you ask me?
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- Because I want you to know
it's not true.
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- Yes, it is.
- No. It just means
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that you work at a place
that doesn't value
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what you bring to the table.
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- That doesn't make me
feel better.
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- Well, it's not supposed to.
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- It's your job
to make me feel better.
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- No, it's my job
to tell you the truth.
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And the truth is...
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This business isn't fair.
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It was never meant to be.
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This industry will always
be frustrating for us.
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That's not gonna stop us
from pursuing our dreams.
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- What if I quit?
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- You're not gonna quit.
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- Of course I'm not gonna quit
because I am not a quitter.
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- Nope.
- I am a warrior.
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- Damn right.
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Don't do that.
- What?
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- Acting like it doesn't hurt.
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[somber music]
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It's okay to be disappointed.
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- [voice breaking]
I know that.
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[sobs]
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- I just wanna remind you.
- I know that.
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- I know.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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- To Ben!
all: To Ben!
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To Ben!
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["Wonder Woman" by Lion Babe]
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- ♪ Go ♪
- ♪ Whoa, oh, whoa, oh ♪
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- ♪ I'm feelin' funny ♪
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♪ Feelin' high ♪
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♪ They lookin' at me ♪
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♪ I don't mind ♪
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♪ Now it is easy ♪
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♪ To walk on by ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I don't want what you got ♪
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♪ So you better move along ♪
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♪ ♪
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- How's the writing going?
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- Not too well.
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I just got a lot on my mind.
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Kinda hard to focus.
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- What you writing about?
- Love.
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- No wonder you can't focus.
It's a little vague.
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What kinda love?
- What do you mean?
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- Is it about a romantic love?
A friendly love?
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A familial love?
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Or is it about
an unrequited love?
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- Most of my love
has been unrequited.
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- Ditto.
[both laugh]
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So which one is it?
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- I guess it's
a complicated love
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where no one
really knows what they want.
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Or they do know what they want,
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but they're too scared
to say it.
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So everybody
just goes through life
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not saying anything and...
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spending all of eternity
with the wrong person.
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- Ah, that's deep.
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- I know.
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- What's the love interest
like?
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- Vintage Eartha Kitt.
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- You think Eartha Kitt
would be into you?
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- Hell yeah.
- Please.
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Vintage Eartha Kitt would
chew you up and spit you out.
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- And I would enjoy
every second of it.
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[both laugh]
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- What a nice surprise.
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- Uh--
- Hey.
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This is Connor.
- Good to meet you.
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[slapping hands]
- What's up?
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- Cool, cool, cool.
- [clears throat]
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- Hi. I'm Lorraine.
- I'm Idina.
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- Yeah, she works here.
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We don't know each other
like that.
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- Well, it's nice to meet you.
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I'll see you soon.
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♪ ♪
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- We don't know each other like
that?
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- We don't.
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- Bye, Hattie.
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- What?
What did I do?
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- ♪ I don't, I don't,
I don't need you ♪
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♪ I just,
I just want you ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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- [sighs]
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- I thought you said agents
didn't come to these things.
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- I know.
I think they got forced to.
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You know, for inclusion
or Me Too stuff.
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You know how it is.
Let's just have fun. Don't--
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Don't--don't blow this for me,
okay?
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- Yeah.
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- Um, I would just like
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to thank our guests again
for coming.
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You know, tonight, we're gonna
switch it up a little.
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Your scene partner
will tell you who you are,
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where you are,
and what you're doing.
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Which one of you
wants to go first?
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- We're co-workers
at an office supply store,
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uh, stacking shelves.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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- And you just got a new weave.
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- Yes.
- And all she can talk about
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is this new weave.
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- Okay.
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And...begin scene.
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- Hey, you look different.
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I just can't put my finger
on what it is.
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- What do you mean?
- Did you change your hair?
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- Yes.
Apparently I got a weave.
259
00:11:01,793 --> 00:11:04,903
[low whooshing]
260
00:11:08,758 --> 00:11:12,238
- Jesus may have saved my soul,
but this weave saved my life.
261
00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:14,720
[laughs] Like, yesterday,
I was sitting up in the house,
262
00:11:14,793 --> 00:11:15,833
and my weave was like,
"Bitch."
263
00:11:15,896 --> 00:11:17,616
And I was like, uh, uh,
yes, weave.
264
00:11:17,689 --> 00:11:19,169
And my weave was like, "Bitch!
265
00:11:19,241 --> 00:11:21,141
You better take that chicken
out the freezer for dinner."
266
00:11:21,206 --> 00:11:22,476
- That was a good save,
267
00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:23,761
because what were
your five kids gonna eat?
268
00:11:23,827 --> 00:11:25,097
- And you know they all
have different daddies.
269
00:11:25,172 --> 00:11:26,932
- DeMarcus, my favorite
of the baby daddies.
270
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,930
[laughter]
- Mine too!
271
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,550
Not only because he pays
his child support on time,
272
00:11:31,620 --> 00:11:33,720
but he always gives me
that good D whenever I need it.
273
00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,413
Ah-ha!
- Oh, wow.
274
00:11:35,482 --> 00:11:36,792
[crowd clamoring]
- Do you think
275
00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:39,412
I could ask your weave,
Marquesha, a question?
276
00:11:39,482 --> 00:11:41,382
- Sure, but she only
talks to me.
277
00:11:41,448 --> 00:11:43,618
- Weave, should I make love
to a black woman?
278
00:11:43,689 --> 00:11:46,029
[laughter]
279
00:11:46,103 --> 00:11:49,723
[whispering]
280
00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:52,793
[both laughing]
281
00:11:52,862 --> 00:11:53,862
- My weave said
you're not worthy
282
00:11:53,931 --> 00:11:55,241
of being inside a black woman.
283
00:11:55,310 --> 00:11:58,590
[laughter]
284
00:11:58,655 --> 00:12:00,305
- And scene.
285
00:12:00,379 --> 00:12:02,379
Yeah! All right.
286
00:12:02,448 --> 00:12:04,928
[applause]
287
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:08,100
[somber piano music]
288
00:12:08,172 --> 00:12:12,212
♪ ♪
289
00:12:15,241 --> 00:12:16,381
[all breathing heavily]
290
00:12:16,448 --> 00:12:17,998
- As you reflect
on your practice today,
291
00:12:18,068 --> 00:12:19,828
remember how you are
on the mat
292
00:12:19,896 --> 00:12:22,136
is how you are off the mat.
293
00:12:22,206 --> 00:12:24,096
Everyone can't be good
at everything.
294
00:12:24,172 --> 00:12:26,072
Maybe there are things
you should just let go of
295
00:12:26,137 --> 00:12:27,757
because they aren't meant
for you.
296
00:12:27,827 --> 00:12:29,377
Some of you will never
be good at inversions.
297
00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:30,998
You can hardly do Child's Pose.
298
00:12:31,068 --> 00:12:35,968
♪ ♪
299
00:12:36,034 --> 00:12:37,594
Namaste.
300
00:12:37,655 --> 00:12:39,715
♪ ♪
301
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:42,073
all: Namaste.
302
00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:45,687
♪ ♪
303
00:12:45,758 --> 00:12:47,588
- Really liked your class.
304
00:12:47,655 --> 00:12:49,095
- I'm glad you enjoyed it.
305
00:12:49,172 --> 00:12:50,902
- I see you got
the Oshun candle burning.
306
00:12:50,965 --> 00:12:52,825
- What you know about
the Oshun candle?
307
00:12:52,896 --> 00:12:55,516
- I know that it represents
beauty and sensuality.
308
00:12:55,586 --> 00:12:57,406
My dad's Nigerian.
309
00:12:57,482 --> 00:12:59,282
- Oh, I didn't know that.
310
00:12:59,344 --> 00:13:02,074
- Ah--I just wanted to say
311
00:13:02,137 --> 00:13:04,897
I'm not an Uncle Tom,
I'm just competitive.
312
00:13:04,965 --> 00:13:06,515
- Nobody thinks
you're an Uncle Tom.
313
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:07,996
- I see how y'all look at me.
314
00:13:08,068 --> 00:13:09,548
I'm always hanging around
my white boss,
315
00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:11,660
and y'all feel some type of way
about my white girlfriend.
316
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,414
- Becky?
- Her name's Lauren.
317
00:13:13,482 --> 00:13:16,692
- To be honest, I don't really
think of you at all.
318
00:13:16,758 --> 00:13:18,968
- I think of you often.
319
00:13:19,034 --> 00:13:20,694
- Is that right?
- Yeah.
320
00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:24,338
I know you're getting back
into acting, and I wanna help.
321
00:13:24,413 --> 00:13:25,483
- How are you gonna help me?
322
00:13:25,551 --> 00:13:26,761
- I just got a promotion.
323
00:13:26,827 --> 00:13:28,307
I wanna make some
quality black content.
324
00:13:28,379 --> 00:13:29,689
- That's not what I've heard.
325
00:13:29,758 --> 00:13:31,718
- I know I'm not Marie's
favorite person right now,
326
00:13:31,793 --> 00:13:33,173
but I only pretended to like
327
00:13:33,241 --> 00:13:35,001
the same shit as the white
boys to get promoted.
328
00:13:35,068 --> 00:13:37,518
And now that I'm in
the room where it happens,
329
00:13:37,586 --> 00:13:40,546
I'm gonna go Nat Turner
on they ass.
330
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,170
- So you shucked and jived
to get ahead?
331
00:13:42,241 --> 00:13:44,621
- [laughs] Yes.
332
00:13:44,689 --> 00:13:46,169
That's what
all the greats did--
333
00:13:46,241 --> 00:13:48,451
Flip Wilson,
Sammy Davis Junior,
334
00:13:48,517 --> 00:13:50,897
Tyler Perry.
335
00:13:50,965 --> 00:13:52,305
Give the white folks
what they need
336
00:13:52,379 --> 00:13:54,099
till you're so rich
you can do whatever you want.
337
00:13:56,413 --> 00:13:58,143
- Huh.
- Let's have a general meeting.
338
00:13:58,206 --> 00:13:59,616
- But we already
know each other.
339
00:13:59,689 --> 00:14:01,139
- So what?
And when a new VP
340
00:14:01,206 --> 00:14:02,996
asks you to have
a general meeting,
341
00:14:03,068 --> 00:14:05,138
you should say yes.
342
00:14:09,862 --> 00:14:12,762
- Yes. Yes, I will.
343
00:14:12,827 --> 00:14:15,587
- Wow, cool. Sweet.
344
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,685
I'm gonna go.
345
00:14:18,896 --> 00:14:20,926
[light orchestral music]
346
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,340
- [exhales] And, scene.
347
00:14:23,413 --> 00:14:30,313
♪ ♪
348
00:14:33,241 --> 00:14:34,451
- Yo, guess who walked into
the coffee shop
349
00:14:34,517 --> 00:14:35,657
with a Todd today.
350
00:14:35,724 --> 00:14:37,004
both: Lorraine.
- Yup.
351
00:14:37,068 --> 00:14:38,478
- And no one is surprised
by that.
352
00:14:38,551 --> 00:14:40,761
- I still want y'all
to feel sorry for me, though.
353
00:14:40,827 --> 00:14:42,237
- I'm tired of feeling
sorry for you.
354
00:14:42,310 --> 00:14:43,690
- Wow.
355
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:44,968
Just for that,
I'm taking back
356
00:14:45,034 --> 00:14:46,724
my "sorry you didn't
get promoted gift."
357
00:14:46,793 --> 00:14:48,693
- It was a $10 gift card
to Radio Shack.
358
00:14:48,758 --> 00:14:50,138
- You used to love Radio Shack.
359
00:14:50,206 --> 00:14:52,026
- I can't believe Lorraine
would rather date a Todd
360
00:14:52,103 --> 00:14:53,933
than be with you.
- That's my question.
361
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,790
- I hate Todds.
- Me too.
362
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,902
- And not all Todds are white.
- Speak on it.
363
00:14:57,965 --> 00:15:00,855
- Ben is such a Todd.
364
00:15:00,931 --> 00:15:02,721
- Ben's not that bad.
- Yes, he is.
365
00:15:02,793 --> 00:15:04,313
He Todded his way
to that promotion.
366
00:15:04,379 --> 00:15:07,519
- He a Uncle Todd.
[laughter]
367
00:15:07,586 --> 00:15:09,856
♪ ♪
368
00:15:09,931 --> 00:15:12,551
- What if for a whole day
we acted like Todds?
369
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:15,140
♪ ♪
370
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:18,716
What if you walked into every
room like you belonged there?
371
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,283
What if we took up space?
372
00:15:20,344 --> 00:15:23,104
What if we made sure
our ideas were heard?
373
00:15:24,517 --> 00:15:27,517
- I'm down.
- I ain't trying to get fired.
374
00:15:27,586 --> 00:15:28,616
Shit.
375
00:15:28,689 --> 00:15:31,519
[upbeat percussive music]
376
00:15:31,586 --> 00:15:36,966
♪ ♪
377
00:15:37,034 --> 00:15:39,724
- I want something new,
something fresh.
378
00:15:39,793 --> 00:15:42,003
Give it to me.
379
00:15:42,068 --> 00:15:43,828
- What if we had
a gay character?
380
00:15:43,896 --> 00:15:46,686
- Oh, yeah.
Like a sassy, gay black dude
381
00:15:46,758 --> 00:15:48,378
who everyone loves
'cause he's so funny.
382
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,518
[laughter]
Right?
383
00:15:49,586 --> 00:15:51,826
- That's good!
384
00:15:51,896 --> 00:15:53,546
♪ ♪
385
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,520
- ♪ Yeah ♪
386
00:15:55,586 --> 00:15:57,406
♪ Yeah ♪
387
00:15:57,482 --> 00:15:59,282
♪ Yeah ♪
388
00:15:59,344 --> 00:16:01,034
♪ Yeah ♪
389
00:16:01,103 --> 00:16:02,453
♪ Yeah ♪
390
00:16:02,517 --> 00:16:03,517
♪ Yeah ♪
391
00:16:03,586 --> 00:16:05,996
[chatter, laughter]
392
00:16:06,068 --> 00:16:07,718
- If you really wanna do
something new,
393
00:16:07,793 --> 00:16:10,103
you should write a character
that's a queer black woman.
394
00:16:10,172 --> 00:16:12,902
And, you know, just write her
like she's a person.
395
00:16:12,965 --> 00:16:14,275
- We did the black lesbian
thing.
396
00:16:14,344 --> 00:16:15,794
- Yeah.
- Her name was Donna,
397
00:16:15,862 --> 00:16:17,342
and she had a lot of tattoos.
398
00:16:17,413 --> 00:16:20,933
- Oh, yeah, I must've forgot
that she was a lesbian
399
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,000
'cause I never saw her
kissing a woman.
400
00:16:23,068 --> 00:16:24,618
- She kissed her roommate
on the cheek once.
401
00:16:24,689 --> 00:16:25,969
[laughter]
402
00:16:26,034 --> 00:16:28,074
- What's your job description
again?
403
00:16:28,137 --> 00:16:29,307
- To make your life easier.
404
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:31,899
- You're not doing that
right now.
405
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,860
[upbeat hip-hop music]
406
00:16:36,931 --> 00:16:44,001
♪ ♪
407
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,140
- Whoa! What is wrong with you?
408
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:47,656
- Please, if Todd had lost
the promotion,
409
00:16:47,724 --> 00:16:49,594
he would've blown your car up.
- Who the hell is Todd?
410
00:16:49,655 --> 00:16:51,655
- Why didn't I get
the promotion?
411
00:16:51,724 --> 00:16:53,004
- [sighs]
412
00:16:53,068 --> 00:16:55,028
First of all,
it's not just my decision.
413
00:16:55,103 --> 00:16:57,413
Okay, and secondly,
there are a lot of factors.
414
00:16:57,482 --> 00:16:59,792
- Like what?
- It's all very political.
415
00:16:59,862 --> 00:17:01,592
- Obviously,
because you're talking
416
00:17:01,655 --> 00:17:04,025
but not saying anything.
- Okay, hold on, hold on.
417
00:17:04,103 --> 00:17:06,073
Look, look, look, look,
if it were up to me,
418
00:17:06,137 --> 00:17:07,337
you would've gotten the job,
all right?
419
00:17:07,413 --> 00:17:08,763
- Don't lie to me.
- I'm not.
420
00:17:08,827 --> 00:17:11,787
I can't.
421
00:17:11,862 --> 00:17:14,242
I respect you too much.
422
00:17:14,310 --> 00:17:16,480
- Then why did you promote him
instead of me?
423
00:17:17,758 --> 00:17:20,688
- Because my colleagues
aren't afraid of him.
424
00:17:20,758 --> 00:17:23,138
They see you as a threat.
425
00:17:23,206 --> 00:17:26,546
- So Ben got the job
because he's not as good as me.
426
00:17:26,620 --> 00:17:28,140
- Precisely.
427
00:17:28,206 --> 00:17:30,406
- That's ridiculous.
- I know.
428
00:17:32,758 --> 00:17:36,688
I totally understand
if you quit.
429
00:17:36,758 --> 00:17:39,898
You deserve better than this
430
00:17:39,965 --> 00:17:42,135
- Is that what you want?
431
00:17:42,206 --> 00:17:44,336
You want me to leave?
432
00:17:47,689 --> 00:17:49,549
- You know that I don't.
433
00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:56,550
♪ ♪
434
00:18:06,034 --> 00:18:07,284
- All right, class
435
00:18:07,344 --> 00:18:10,484
to quote the patron saint
of entertainers,
436
00:18:10,551 --> 00:18:12,071
Beyoncé,
437
00:18:12,137 --> 00:18:15,517
what goes around
comes back around.
438
00:18:15,586 --> 00:18:18,926
Nee, you will choose
who you both are,
439
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,590
where you are,
and what you're doing.
440
00:18:21,655 --> 00:18:23,375
Actors have the stage.
441
00:18:29,137 --> 00:18:31,277
- You're playing a white guy.
- What?
442
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:34,074
That's not a thing.
- You know, like a Ken doll,
443
00:18:34,137 --> 00:18:36,137
Mitt Romney-type dude.
- Huh?
444
00:18:36,206 --> 00:18:37,206
- You've just been invited
445
00:18:37,275 --> 00:18:39,095
to your old black nanny's
cookout!
446
00:18:39,172 --> 00:18:40,522
- Wait a minute,
I don't know about this.
447
00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:43,336
- Uh, class,
what does he need to do?
448
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:45,003
all: Say yes.
- Say yes, boo.
449
00:18:45,068 --> 00:18:47,208
- Now walk in.
450
00:18:47,275 --> 00:18:49,165
Perfect, you look like
you have a stick up your ass.
451
00:18:49,241 --> 00:18:51,661
[gasps] Oh, hello, Todd!
452
00:18:51,724 --> 00:18:53,244
It's nice to see you.
453
00:18:53,310 --> 00:18:56,620
Oh, boy. You shakin'.
- Yes, I--
454
00:18:56,689 --> 00:18:58,929
am a bit nervous.
- Right, 'cause you never
455
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,070
been around so many
black people before.
456
00:19:01,137 --> 00:19:02,687
[laughter]
You are terrified.
457
00:19:02,758 --> 00:19:03,928
- No, I have black friends.
458
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,480
- Oh, mm-hmm.
- [mouthing]
459
00:19:05,551 --> 00:19:08,171
- Oh, Todd, honey.
I don't count.
460
00:19:08,241 --> 00:19:09,971
I'm just your nanny.
461
00:19:10,034 --> 00:19:11,934
I remember when you was
just a baby.
462
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,000
You had the cutest pink butt.
463
00:19:15,068 --> 00:19:16,998
And it's still
as flat as a pancake.
464
00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:18,378
[laughter]
465
00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:19,588
You grew tall.
466
00:19:19,655 --> 00:19:22,335
But you know what part of you
never grew?
467
00:19:22,413 --> 00:19:23,973
Your little wee-wee.
- What?
468
00:19:24,034 --> 00:19:25,724
- Ooh!
[laughter]
469
00:19:25,793 --> 00:19:27,143
- Looks like you have a dish.
470
00:19:27,206 --> 00:19:29,826
- Uh, yes, I brought
potato salad for the barbecue.
471
00:19:29,896 --> 00:19:31,446
- That nasty stuff
your mama makes?
472
00:19:31,517 --> 00:19:33,997
Ain't nobody want potato salad
with raisins and apples.
473
00:19:34,068 --> 00:19:35,378
- Oh, well, I'm sorry.
I tried.
474
00:19:35,448 --> 00:19:37,208
Yeah, you have a lovely pool.
475
00:19:37,275 --> 00:19:38,785
Maybe we could go for a swim.
476
00:19:38,862 --> 00:19:40,452
- I'll get my swimsuit.
- Oh, that's right.
477
00:19:40,517 --> 00:19:41,997
You can't swim.
- Okay.
478
00:19:42,068 --> 00:19:43,788
Well, you can't get wet,
'cause you'll come out
479
00:19:43,862 --> 00:19:47,142
smelling like a wet dog.
- Ohh!
480
00:19:47,206 --> 00:19:49,826
- You hear those sirens?
481
00:19:49,896 --> 00:19:51,376
Did you call the police
on your old Opalene
482
00:19:51,448 --> 00:19:52,928
and her black family
'cause they having
483
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,520
too much fun at the cookout?
- No, I would never do that.
484
00:19:54,586 --> 00:19:56,306
- That's not a yes.
- Okay, yes,
485
00:19:56,379 --> 00:19:58,309
I hear the police sirens,
but someone else
486
00:19:58,379 --> 00:20:02,449
must have called them.
- Now why would they do that?
487
00:20:02,517 --> 00:20:04,657
What's that sticking out
your backpack?
488
00:20:04,724 --> 00:20:06,624
Is that an assault rifle?
489
00:20:06,689 --> 00:20:10,929
Did I hold a mass murderer
to my bosom?
490
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,410
You was such a sweet boy.
491
00:20:12,482 --> 00:20:16,212
[laughter]
- And, scene. Scene. Scene.
492
00:20:16,275 --> 00:20:18,375
Huh?
[applause]
493
00:20:18,448 --> 00:20:20,308
- You know, I feel like
this is reverse racism.
494
00:20:20,379 --> 00:20:22,479
- I'm just trying to help you
build a character.
495
00:20:22,551 --> 00:20:23,721
- That was bullshit.
496
00:20:23,793 --> 00:20:25,283
- Yeah, it was.
497
00:20:25,344 --> 00:20:26,724
- ♪ I said it with my chest ♪
498
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:28,793
♪ And I don't care
who I offend ♪
499
00:20:28,862 --> 00:20:30,722
♪ Uh-huh, ha ♪
500
00:20:34,586 --> 00:20:38,026
[breathing deeply]
501
00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:41,003
[light piano music]
502
00:20:41,068 --> 00:20:48,168
♪ ♪
503
00:21:03,413 --> 00:21:07,313
- I wanna thank you all
for being here
504
00:21:07,379 --> 00:21:09,759
and sharing your practice
with me today.
505
00:21:13,517 --> 00:21:16,277
Everyone has a reason
for being here.
506
00:21:16,344 --> 00:21:17,624
You could've made
a different choice.
507
00:21:17,689 --> 00:21:19,719
You could've been anywhere
right now,
508
00:21:19,793 --> 00:21:22,483
but you're here.
509
00:21:22,551 --> 00:21:24,661
I want you to close your eyes.
510
00:21:26,448 --> 00:21:30,478
What do you want to get
out of your practice today?
511
00:21:30,551 --> 00:21:34,241
What do you want to get
out of life?
512
00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:38,030
Breathe in and out.
513
00:21:40,689 --> 00:21:42,379
And set your intention.
514
00:21:45,655 --> 00:21:48,755
Open your eyes.
515
00:21:48,827 --> 00:21:50,657
Now let's walk in our purpose.
516
00:21:50,724 --> 00:21:53,344
["Dedication"
by Nipsey Hussle]
517
00:21:54,931 --> 00:21:57,071
- ♪ Look, my [...],
this is dedication ♪
518
00:21:57,137 --> 00:21:58,757
♪ This is anti-hesitation ♪
519
00:21:58,827 --> 00:22:00,657
♪ This a real [...]
celebration ♪
520
00:22:00,724 --> 00:22:02,484
♪ This a Dime Blocc
declaration ♪
521
00:22:02,551 --> 00:22:03,931
♪ 59th and 5th Ave. ♪
522
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,280
♪ Granny house
with vanilla wafers ♪
523
00:22:05,344 --> 00:22:06,974
♪ Hard work plus patience ♪
524
00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:09,244
♪ The sum of all my sacrifice,
I'm done waiting ♪
525
00:22:09,310 --> 00:22:11,480
♪ I'm done waiting, told you
that I wasn't playing ♪
526
00:22:14,965 --> 00:22:16,025
- ♪ Oh, he gonna get it now,
get it, get it, get it now ♪
527
00:22:16,103 --> 00:22:18,973
[upbeat hip-hop music]
528
00:22:19,034 --> 00:22:26,144
♪ ♪
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