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Whoa!

Gweeseek!

Gweeseek, get over -- come on.

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

Huh?

♪♪

[ Electricity buzzing ]

[ Purring ]

Hi, Gweeseek.

Check it out.

It's a stretchy balloon!

Pretty cool, huh? Wouldn't you say?

Not impressed, huh?

Well, yep, you know, [stammers]

just you wait 'cause I'm gonna do something

that's really gonna...

Yeah. It's really gonna impress you, Gweeseek.

[ Inhales deeply ]

[ Balloon squeaking, air hisses ]

[ Inhales deeply ]

[ Balloon squeaking, air hisses ]

[ Breathing heavily ]

[ Inhales deeply ]

[ Balloon squeaks ]

Ah! Oh, G-Gweeseek, don't let it --

Aw, this thing is squishy. [ Static crackles ]

Squishy like a little blubby fishy.

[ Laughs ]

Yeah. You know what I'm saying, Gweelee?

[ Electricity crackles ] What the...

My hair is sticking up?

My hair is sticking up!

Gweeseek, the balloon made my hair stick up.

Hmm, interesting.

I wonder what'll happen if I...

Gweeseek, I'm feeling all tingly.

[ Electricity crackles ]

Oh, my gosh.

[ Zap, zap ]

I've got the zaps!

G-Gweeseek, I've got the zaps!

I've got the ziggity zaps! [ Growls ]

[ Radio plays up-tempo music ] Zaps!

♪ Da, da, da ♪

♪ Doodly doo Zap, zap, zappity ♪

♪ Zappity, zoo ♪

[ Music winds down, stops ] Aw, man,

no more zaps.

Ah, well, probably for the best.

It is better to have zapped and lost than to never have --

Balloon. [ Balloon squeaking, static crackling ]

Gweeseek, the balloon is back.

[ Grunts ] [ Electricity crackling ]

This thing is all clingy.

Gee.

[ Sighs ]

Now back to zapping.

[ Grunts ] Uh-oh. Gweeseek -- [ Electricity crackles ]

Ow! G-Gweeseek, I can't see.

Uh, I-I think I overdid it with the zaps.

[ Thud, electricity crackles ] I just zapped myself,

and -- and I don't even know where I'm going.

Gwee-Gweeseek, is that you? No? [ Objects clattering ]

Oh, no, that's a stuffed pillow.

Um, ow! That was the corner of a table.

Oh, geez. Gweeseek, a-are you even there?

Can you even hear me? Ooh!

Ow, I just stubbed my toe.

Oh, Gweeseek, I-I-I keep --

[ Thud ] I keep bumping into st--

Ah! Almost...

Gah!

[ Muffled talking ]

[ Spits, sighs ] [ Meows ]

Gweeseek, you'll never believe what just happened.

Okay, so there was this amazing balloon

a-and -- and then...

Ah, well, long story short,

I-I had the zaps,

but then you saved me

with this...thing.

[ Balloon squeaking, electricity crackling ]

Aah! [ Explosion ]

Hm, from the size of that explosion,

you'd think there'd be more damage,

but quite honestly,

I've never felt better.

Ge-ge-ge- ge-ge-ge!

[ Balloon squeaking ] Balloon.

[ Car horns honking ]

♪♪

[ Grunts, chuckles ]

Didn't think I could pop a wheelie, huh, Gweeseek?

I don't want to toot my own horn,

but then again, this ain't my horn.

[ Bike horn honks ]

Okay, Gweeseek. No more messing around.

We've got to get this lost bike back to its owner

before these strawberries get all icky.

[ Clock bell tolls ]

[ Gasps ] It's rush hour!

[ Car horns honking ] [ Gagging ]

Oh, no problem, Gweeseek.

Just got to use the brakes.

[ Snap ] Welp, I broke the brakes.

Whoooaaa!

Don't worry, Gweeseek.

I got this totally under controooool!

[ Grunting ]

Oh, no. A busy intersection?!

I can't look.

There's no way out of this.

Oh, uh,

Wait. except for whatever you're doing.

[ Bike horn honking ] Oh, a strawberry shooter!

Ah, of course!

So we can shoot at the, uh --

Oh, the -- the walk button [chuckles]

or whatever it's called. [ Car brakes screech ]

Okay. Let me just aim this thing for you.

[ Bike horn honks, ding, ding ]

[ Ding, ding, ding, ding ] Yeah! It worked!

Not that I ever had a doubt. [ Chuckles ]

Seeksie, you're always so help--

Aah!

Another danger up ahead!

It's okay. It's okay.

I got this, Gweeseek.

Don't you worry. Okay.

I just got to pop a wheelie.

I can do this. [ Grunts ]

[ Crash, bike horn honks ]

Ow. Oh, man. Uh, okay. All right.

Gweeseek, get over here, you little baby.

Ah. Okay. Come on.

Time to go.

[ Bike wheels squeaking ] Tiggy: [ Breathing heavily ]

Hey, Prangle.

Here's your bike,

found and delivered.

Yep.

We did a pretty bang-up job.

I don't mean to toot my own horn but...

[ Air hisses, liquid sloshes ]

[ Metal clangs, bike horn squeaks ]

[ Chuckles ]

[ Static hissing ]

[ Insects chirping ]

[ Purring ]

Psst.

[ Quietly ] Gweeseek.

Psst.

Gweeseek, are you asleep?

[ Singsongy ] Gweeseek?

[ Louder ] Are you asleeeeeeep?

[ Meows ] Yeah, me neither.

I got way too much energy.

At this rate,

we'll be up all night. [ Springs squeak ]

[ Grunts ]

Wait a second.

I got just the thing.

[ Wheels rattling ]

♪♪

You see this, Gweeseek?

This little baby is gonna make us so sleepy.

[ Static ] Hi, Tiggy!

It's me, Tiggy,

and Gw-- uh, Gweeseek, our cat,

here to show you some exercises

so that you -- I mean, uh,

so that we can get those sweet, sweet "Z's."

All right. So exercise, uh, número one

is, um, the, uh --

Okay, it's the first one we're starting with,

which will be, uh, the one at the beginning, but, um...

Am I like this in real life?

I'm gonna do the, uh... Geez. Hurry it up.

[ Tape winding ]

[ Snaps fingers ] Oh, yeah! That's it.

Catch Gweeseek!

Okay. You heard him, Gweeseek.

Come on. You got to run around.

I'm-a get you!

[ Purring ] Gweeseek, there's a time and place

to be adorable, and this is not it.

Aww! Who am I kidding?

You are such a cute little baby.

Next exercise,

cat curls!

[ Grunting ]

[ Exhales deeply ]

Okay. Now you lift me.

Shadowboxing.

[ Breathing heavily ]

[ Grunts ] Ow!

Not doing that again. [ Remote clicks ]

Ooh! Ouch! Ow!

Or that. [ Remote clicks ]

Swim with the salmon!

[ Meows ] Hey! Whoa, whoa, hey!

[ Screeches ] [ Yelling indistinctly ]

Ow! [ Remote clicks ]

Whoo-wee! Uh, that's it.

What a workout.

Oh, and, uh, in case you still aren't sleepy,

try warm almond milk.

That zonks me out every time.

[ Static, video clicks ] Uh, what?! That's it?

Where am I supposed to get warm almond milk?

All I have are these un-milked almonds?

[ Almonds clatter ] You know, Gweeseek,

I-I don't even know why I made that darn video.

I-I mean, if anything...

[ Objects clattering ] ...I'm even less tired than I was before.

[ Cranking ] At this rate, I'll never fall asleep.

[ Hammering ] I-I'm -- I'm walking around in these undies...

[ Scraping ] ...and I'm just giving myself instructions,

and they're not even, like, good exercises.

None of these exercises are even realistic,

and -- and they're all, like -- [ Stammers]

I-I mean -- I mean, uh, I don't know.

I-I can -- I can barely even close my eyes

I'm so tired.

I mean, wide awake. Ah, geez!

What does this even mean? Who even am I?

Ah, now, apparently Gweeseek has made warm almond milk,

which will never work,

but now here it is in my hand, and...

[ Slurps ]

[ Snoring ]

[ Meows ]

[ Rhythmic beeping ]

Tiggy: What do we got here?

We got my spiffy shirt.

We got my slickity slacks.

We got my... Hmm.

If only there was something to tie this whole look together.

W-What do you think, Gweeseek?

[ Meows ] Yeah, good idea.

I'll check my latest issue of Lil' Gents.

"The first most basic step to becoming a Lil' Gent

is a perfectly-tied tie."

Easy-peasy little Gweesie.

[ Grunts ] Do you mind just...

O-Okay, now. I-I'm gonna need...

I'm gonna need this.

[ Meows ]

All righty. Time to tie this thing.

Piece of cake.

Here we go.

I can't tie a tie! [ Sobs ]

I'm not a Lil' Gent.

I'm just lil'.

[ Meows ]

No, Gweeseek, I don't deserve your kitty cuddles.

Wait. I didn't mean it.

Ain't you gonna come back?

Geez, I never realized how dirty our floors are.

How do you sleep down here all the time?

Although, I got to admit, it is kind of comfy.

Remind me to vacuum later.

Gweeseek, you came back!

Aw, and look at that. You brought me my tie. [ Mews ]

Oh, wait. Darn it.

Gweeseek, I still can't tie a tie.

Ugh. You might as well just take it back.

[ Beep! ]

[ Warble! ] Wha--

[ Ding! ] Oh, Gweeseek, are you looking?

Because if you were looking, you'd see that I look amazing.

[ Meows ]

Hmm. Maybe you're right.

There's always room for improvement.

Let's see what other kind of knots we got?

The Windsor?

[ Warble! Ding! ] Hmm.

The half-Windsor?

[ Warble! Ding! ] Eh.

I think it could look a little Gentier.

How about the origami rose?

[ Warble! Ding! ]

Hmm. The Texas tie.

[ Warble! Ding! ]

Uh, the four-in-hand.

[ Warble! Ding! ]

The caveman.

[ Warble! Ding! ]

The tummy tickler. [ Warble! Ding! ]

Aw, this thing is so cool.

[ Laughs ] Stop. Stop. Okay.

Uh, the take-a-load-off.

[ Warble! Ding! ] The butterfly.

[ Warble! Ding! ] The chrysalis.

[ Ding! ]

[ Muffled ] No, no. Back.

Ah. B-Back to normal.

No. No, what was the normal one again?

Uh, Dazzle Bird?

Uh, Lewis Latimer? Frog monocle?

Spicy lasagna?

Gweeseek, remind me again.

Is smoke a good thing or a bad thing?

[ Boom! ]

Definitely a bad thing.

A clip-on tie?

Well, what do you know?

I kind of look like a gent.

I look like a gent! A lil' one!

Gweeseek, you're the greatest, a clip-on tie!

Look out, world! Lil' Gent comin' through.

Hot diggity dog, look at me!

♪ I'm gettin' along, doin' my thing ♪

♪ Skigglin' skagglin' ♪

♪♪

♪♪

[ Meows ]