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♪♪
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Whoa!
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Gweeseek!
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Gweeseek, get over --
Come on.
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Whoa! [ Grunts ]
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Huh?
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♪♪
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[ Typewriter keys clacking ]
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♪♪
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And, jump!
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And, jump!
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And, jump!
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And, juuuuuuump!
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Okay, that was close,
but not really.
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Um, here, watch me.
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This Guy: Ha.
What is that?
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Hee-ha-ha-ha.
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This Guy laughing?
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But This Guy can't laugh.
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Or, at least,
that's what I assumed
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'cause he never laughs
at any of my jokes.
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[ Laughs ]
Oh my goodness.
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Somebody's got a case
of the chuckles.
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Let's strike while
the iron's hot.
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Preposterous.
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Hey, This Guy,
I got one for you.
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Okay.
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Uh, how many cats --
[Laughs]
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Okay, okay, hold on.
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Um, how many cats
does it take...
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[ Laughs ]
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How many cats does it take
to catch a mouse?
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How many?
Three!
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[ Laughing ]
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Why three?
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Uh -- Uh, well, uh,
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one of the cats
has to catch the mouse.
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Uh, the other two
are also there.
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Um, yeah.
[ Laughs awkwardly ]
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Get it?
Huh? Get it?
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Noooow, what do we
got heeee--
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That is private property.
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Come on, I wanna see
what's so funny.
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No.
Just a little peep.
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A little peeky peep.
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A little peek a peck
of pecky peeps?
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This notebook
is off-limits.
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Whoa, okay.
Hear you loud and clear.
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We won't go anywhere
near that notebook.
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[ Normal voice ]
Okay, here's the plan --
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as soon as
he leaves his desk,
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we'll sneak over
and grab the notebook.
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I can hear you.
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He says he can hear us,
but if we talk...
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[Falsetto whisper ]
...even quieter --
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That is it, I am
locking my desk drawer.
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[ Lock clicks ]
Dang it, Gweeseek,
ya loudmouth.
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[ Kettle whistling ]
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Oh, my rooibos tea
is ready.
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[ Whistling stops ]
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[ Humming ]
♪ Steeping the tea ♪
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Oh, no.
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There's gotta be a majillion
possible combinations.
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We'll have to try
every number in existence.
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Could take years.
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[ Joints crackle ]
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Okay, from the top.
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♪♪
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[ Whispering ]
He's steeping!
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Run!
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♪♪
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Okay, Gweeseek, now let's see
what's so stinkin' funny.
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"In a big building
on the small side of town
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lived an ordinary-sized guy"...
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This Guy: "Named This Guy."
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[ Humming ]
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Move it, you big lug!
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"Big lug"?
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Do you mean that?
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No, I project my
insecurities onto others
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to hide my own
shortcomings.
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And now that I look
at you again,
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I realize you are, in reality,
not big, but normal-sized.
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If anything, you're on
the small side.
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That's why I hired you.
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Thank you.
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Scooby boop, scooby boop.
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Everyone look at me
because I crave attention!
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Tiggy, did you find
the lost alarm clock?
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Here you go,
ya big lug!
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Just kidding.
You're actually normal-sized.
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Small, even!
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This isn't an alarm clock.
It's a time bomb!
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[ Gasp ]
[ Gasp ]
[ Gasp ]
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[ Objects crash ]
Stay calm, everyone.
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I, the humble file clerk,
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will raise to this occasion
and become...
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a hero.
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Gweeseek, build me
a screwdriver.
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♪♪
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"As time slipped through
his fingers like grains of sand
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on the beach of life,
he feared he was in too deep.
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This was no day at the beach."
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[ Clock ticking ]
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[ Ticking stops ]
And not a second too soon.
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[ Laughing obnoxiously ]
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That's far better than
any joke I've ever told!
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I'm sorry
I'm a general nuisance.
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You truly have risen
to this occasion
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and become a hero.
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A regular-sized hero!
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Tiggy: What?!
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He made me look
like a dork!
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[ Mews ]
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Pfft, easy for you to say.
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You come off great with all
that screwdriver action,
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but me, I almost blew us
to smither-beans.
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What's this?
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"Submit your story to the
Wee-Gee City Gazette "?
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He's gonna put this
in the newspaper
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for everyone to read and laugh
at and think I'm a dork?!
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Ohhhgg!
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Hmmm.
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Not if old Tiggly-Wiggly
has anything to say about it.
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Isn't that right,
my little Gweezly-Weezly?
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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♪♪
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Now we'll just put it back.
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No one will ever know
that it was gone.
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What was gone?
What's that?
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What's in your hand?
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Nothing.
[ Laughs nervously ]
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I mean, it's definitely not
a story that This Guy wrote
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that he's gonna send
to the newspaper.
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"Moose paper"?
Gimme that!
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[ Grunting ]
What?!
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My name's all over
this thing!
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The moose paper?
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What are you doing?
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Oh no!
It's This Guy!
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Hide!
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[ Panting ]
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If you need us, we'll be
hiding in my office.
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He made me look
like a jabroni!
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He made me seem nice!
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How about I go
project my insecurities
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onto his face
with my knuckles?!
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Now, let's not be hasty.
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After all, zee pen
is mightier than zee sword.
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Tiggy's right!
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Stick him with the pen!
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No, Boss, we can
change the story
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to make ourselves
look better.
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Yeah, and then we'll
send it to the papers,
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and everyone will see
who the real heroes are!
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Okay, let's see here.
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Make us look good!
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Better!
Better!
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I'm trying!
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Think of the moose paper!
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There -- I'd say we kept
the revisions pretty minimal.
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Hmm, it's missing
something.
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I know
just the thing!
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Sure, why not?
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This Guy,
l-look at me.
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Look at me.
Over here.
Yes?
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I got a real
brain twister for you.
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How many, uh, days
are in a weekend?
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Two.
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What about Sunday?
I counted Sunday.
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Nuritza: Fascinating!
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Tell us more!
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Okay.
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At the turn
of the 20th century,
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the creation
of the assembly line
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caused an increase
in worker efficiency,
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leaving time to be set aside
for leisure activities.
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But when --
Okay, gotta go!
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Tiggy.
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A word.
This Guy.
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Uh, wha-what would you possibly
want to talk to me about?
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I need to apologize for
being curt with you earlier.
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The truth is,
I've been writing stories,
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and they're deeply personal.
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Oh, I never
would have guessed.
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It's true.
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Compared to you
and Gweeseek,
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my role in the department
isn't very exciting.
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But in my stories,
I can have my own adventures.
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I know it sounds silly.
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No, no, no, no, that --
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that doesn't
sound silly at all.
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Truthfully, if anyone
read my stories,
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I would be
utterly humiliated.
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Humiliated?
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Utterly.
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So, if someone
were to,
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I don't know...
[ Inhales deeply ]
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...open your desk
using the code "000"
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and take out your notebook
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and show it to everyone
and rewrite your story
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and send it
to the newspaper,
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that would be bad?
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[ Laughs ]
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Tiggy, now that's
a good joke.
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Gyuuhhh...
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Huh?!
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Wait, no!
Stop! Stop!
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Desist!
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Do not deliver
that postage!
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Halt!
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There's been
a horrible mistake.
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Huh?
Did you deliver
my mail yet?
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No, it's been
90 seconds --
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and there's no stamp.
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And it's addressed to the...
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"Moose paper"?
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Oh, thank the --
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Oh, phew!
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Now, before you read it,
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I want you to know
that I'm really sorry we--
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Some things are
better left unread.
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Ya know, if you ever want anyone
to bounce ideas around with
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for your next story,
I'm full of a bunch--
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What's this?
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A sealed envelope?
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Maybe I should take
a gander at this.
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"In a big building
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on the small side of town
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is an ordinary-sized guy
named This Guy"...
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Rrgh!
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[ Roars ]
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Outta the way,
lughead!
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Hi-yah!
Ungh!
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Rrrah!
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♪♪
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Whee!
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Hey, This Guy,
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how many cats does it take
to catch a mouse?
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How many?
Three!
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[ Laughs ]
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Hilari--
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Ahh, I understand
your joke completely,
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and I love your jet pack.
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Hey, I want a jet pack!
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And I have one!
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Ooough!
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[ Frantic meowing ]
Rrgh!
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You're right, Gweeseek --
that is a bomb,
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and I can understand what
you're saying, just like always.
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Everyone stand back!
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I know what to do.
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I also, as well,
know what to do.
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And I know what
to do the most!
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♪♪
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Everyone, follow me!
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[ Crash ]
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Weee!
Weee!
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This Guy: As they
zoomed towards the sun
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like grains of sand
on the beach of life,
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Nuritza, and Boss,
and Tiggy,
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and especially Gweeseek,
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knew that they were truly
the heroes of the story...
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♪♪
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...not me.
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♪♪
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[ Gasps ]
Wow...
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a masterpiece.
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♪♪
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Heh-heh-heh...
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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Oh, Mrs. Mailman!
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"'Oh, Mrs. Mail-maaaan!'
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Prangle bellowed loudly,
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thrusting the letter
toward the heavens,
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knowing his life
would never be the same.
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The end."
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You've done it again,
old sport.
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Your best story yet.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Meows ]
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