Original subtitles

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Whoa!

Gweeseek!

Gweeseek, get over -- Come on.

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

Huh?

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This Guy: Come on, come on.

They've got to be in here somewhere.

How could I lose them?

Ah! Hey, Th-Th-Th-Th-This Guy?

Whatcha doin'? Doing?

I'm not doing anything. Why would I be doing something?

Oh, not me, everything is completely accounted for.

I haven't lost anything.

Gweeseek, if I didn't know any better,

I'd say This Guy is trying to...

find something! [ Gulps, sighs ]

I cannot hide anything from your discerning eyes,

Tiggy and Gweeseek.

Hmm-hmm!

As you know, tonight is the opening of my art show.

The night I will unveil my pièce de résistance.

Ooh!

Pièce de résis--

I've penned a moving speech for the occasion,

but alas, my notecards are lost.

And without them, so am I.

Why didn't you come to us in the first place?

I work for the Department of the Lost and Found.

I cannot lose things.

It's no big deal.

Ya gotta own up to your mistakes, big guy.

Well that's sound advice, Tiggy.

I've already searched everywhere in the department,

so I must have left my notecards at the art gallery.

Say no more! Oof!

Oh, and one more thing, Tiggy.

My pièce de résistance,

the most important work in my entire show,

is stored underneath a sheet in the gallery.

Whatever you do, do not look under the sheet.

Ooh.

[ Giggles ]

Okay, I won't.

Tiggy, I mean it.

Do not look under the sheet.

What? I won't!

I won't look under the sheet.

Do you mean it?

Because your body language says you fully intend

to look under the sheet.

Nope! I assure you,

I will not look under the sheet!

You can count on me, This Guy.

Find the notecards, don't look under the sheet,

save the art show.

Tiggy and Gweeseek...

are on the case!

And there are the cards.

Right under This Guy's...

"Pizza with red sauce."

Ya see, that's why we do the finding,

and This Guy, he does the, uh...

What does This Guy do? Art?

I guess he's an artist now?

Let me just kneel down here and reach out my hand

and grab these notecards

and definitely not look under the sheet.

Well...

Gweeseek, you wouldn't tell anyone

if I had a teensy little peek under the --

No! I mustn't!

I gave This Guy my word.

Gweeseek, no!

Gweeseek! Gweeseek!

Avert thine eyes!

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[ Thoughtful growl ]

Hmm...

I like it!

[ Gasps ] A cat hair?

[ Groans ] You just had to take a look

at This Guy's unlookable piece!

And now look!

Ya got a hair on it, Gweeseek!

Yeah, I'm talkin to you, Vincent Van Naughty!

I gotta fix this before This Guy comes back.

Easy now.

Whoops! Uh...oh...

Uh, ooh, eee...

Let me just, uh...

Whoops!

Uh, it's okay. I can fix this.

Whoops!

Uh...oh...

Gweeseek, you can fix this, right?

Uhhh!

Just a little here...

and a-there...

Ah, there!

Good as new!

Oh, Tigran, you've really done it this time!

Uh, okay, it's okay, it's okay, Tiggy.

Remember what you told This Guy!

Just be a big boy, own up to your mistakes,

and everything will be... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Tiggy, are you here?

Have you found the notecards for that moving speech yet?

[ Meows ]

Oh, there they are.

Tiggy: Here's your speech, big guy.

Had to rush off to another important

and time-sensitive thing.

Very hush-hush! Later!

Hug, hug, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, hug, hug, hug!

That's odd.

Oh, well.

[ Indistinct conversations ]

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So, you're saying everything on this table is free?

Mm-hmm.

[ Grunts ]

[ Whistles ]

Hmm. This Guy: Attention, everyone!

Attention!

Allow me to welcome you all to my debut solo exhibition.

With this body of work,

I excavated the deepest sanctums of my soul.

Next card...

What is consciousness?

Mind without body?

Next card...

Is a peanut still a peanut without its shell?

And that's it for my speech. Thank you.

And without further ado,

I present my pièce de résistance!

[ All gasp ]

Sacré bleu!

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[ Applause ]

Thank you, everyone! Thank you, thank you,

thank you, and thank you.

Don't be shy, take a good long look.

Scrutinize the details of my handiwork.

Oh, no.

Wow. Check this sculpture out!

It's hideous!

I love it!

Something's triggering some kinda thing with me.

I don't...

It's almost like I know this --

this -- this...

It's a thing of nightmares.

Wha! You guys, it's looking at me!

Never mind, it stopped.

Tiggy: Alright, this might actually work!

All I gotta do is remain perfectly still

for the rest of the night.

Gweeseek, no.

Gweeseek, Gwee-- Get down!

Get down!

No, your tail, it's making me --

Aaaaaah! I'm gonna --

I'm gonna -- Ahhh.

I'm gonna s-- Ah!

Gweeseek, be careful.

You could have ruined my beautiful art.

Phew.

As I was saying, I would love to hear the opinion

of a patron of the arts such as yourself.

And please, be brutally honest, I can handle it.

Hmmm.

Hmm. Mm-hmm.

Huh. Interesting.

It's so life-like.

I can almost hear its beating heart.

Shhh. Keep it down, heart.

Mmm. This sculpture...

It is sensational, really!

Mwah! I must have it.

Name your price.

Oh, no, this is not for sale.

Not even for a full stack of money?

No, this is a pure expression of art.

Mm-hmm. Okay.

How about two stacks of money?

Sell my pièce de résistance?

I'd rather chop it into a million tiny pieces!

Mmmmm!

Two and a half stacks?

Never! Mmmmmmmm!

I've never seen such artistic passion!

Two and three-quarters?

Sold.

Sold?! Oh, what a "deboggle"!

I should've listened to my own advice and admitted my mistakes.

But you know what?

It's never too late to come clean.

Yeah! Yeah, here I go.

I'm gonna scream at the top of my lungs!

Hear it comes!

Mmmmm!

Did you hear something?

Mmmmmm!

No. No, I didn't.

Mmmmmm! Neither did I.

Mmmmm! Mmmmm!

Oh, no. I can't move my mouth!

I can't move my anything!

The clay has completely hardened around me!

Oh! Gweeseek!

Gweeseek, over here!

Can you read my mind?

You can!

Gweeseek, I'm trapped here in this statue

and I need you to --

Hey! Hey, Gweeseek!

I know you heard me, Gweeseek!

Oh, no, h-hold on. Wait!

There's no way I can move my pièce de résistance.

It's far too fragile.

The deal is off. Ohh.

Ach, if only there were some sort of specialized device

to lift the sculpture.

[ Object breaks ]

Wait! What's that cat doing?

Gweeseek.

Gweeseek, what are you doing?

No, Gweeseek, Gweeseek, put that back!

No, no, bad kitty! Bad kitty!

No, stop dragging that!

Oh, what are you -- wha--

What's going on?

Oh, Gweeseek, why are you doing this?

Aw, geez.

Ohhh.

Seal it up nice and tight.

[ Hammering ] Ohh, ohh.

Okay, let's move this thing!

Oh, careful, don't drop it down the stairs!

Nuritza: It looks like it's too big for the truck.

We're gonna have to cut it in half!

Tiggy: [ Yelps ]

Nuritza: Never mind. It fits!

Tiggy: Ohh.

[ Stammering ]

Ohh.

Pilot: Ladies and gentlemen, we are ready for lift off

and will reach our destination in 22 hours.

Please buckle up your seatbelts

because it's gonna be a very uncomfortable ride.

Tiggy: Ahhhh! Eeeee!

Ohh, I should have owned up to my mistakes!

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This has been hanging up long enough.

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[ Speaking French ]

I do not speak French.

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[ Meows ]