Original subtitles

Whoa!

Gweeseek!

Gweeseek, get over -- come on.

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

Huh?

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Gweeseek, no. That's our new finding mission.

We gotta -- Stop. Stop. Stop it.

What do we got here?

Ooh, a purple sequined jacket.

The height of fashion.

Lost at... Alligator Al's Puppet Palace?

Oh, man, he's so funny!

[ Chuckling ] Oh, Gweeseek, he's like --

He's this alligator. He does this thing.

[ Chuckles ] It's with swamp water --

Slick: He's a hack!

What was that?

You heard me...dude!

"Dude"?

No.

No, it can't be.

Aw, Slick Chiggins.

That's right.

Thought you could throw me on the floor

and forget me?

Well, I'm back, and I'm sassier than ever.

Yeah, well, it was great catching up,

but Seek and I were on our way out.

I'm coming with.

Slick, no.

It's a puppet-eat-puppet world out there, dude.

You're gonna need my help.

Ugh. Fine. Let's go.

But you better behave.

Now that's what I'm talking about, dude.

[ Laughs ]

[ Children laughing ] Ooh.

Al: Y'all know how gators order pizza?

They croco-dial the phone.

[ Children laughing ]

Ready to dance?

'Cause I'm cranking up that croc-and-roll!

[ Guitar playing ]

Croc 'n' roll. [ Laughs ]

Here comes the swamp water!

[ Children cheering ]

Oh, right over here. Over here, please.

[ Meows ] I don't get it.

He's just getting everyone wet.

You just don't get comedy.

Come on, let's go look for the jacket backstage.

Boo!

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Okay, first thing's first,

we gotta set up a perimeter.

Hey! No! Stop that!

Tiggy, control your cat.

You do look like a cat toy.

You take that back! You take that back right now!

Sheesh, didn't mean to step on a nerve.

Whatever.

Let's get down to business.

Oh, seems like she hangs around here often.

Maybe she's seen the jacket.

Keep quiet, okay?

Let me do the talking.

Don't gotta tell me twice.

Hello, ma'am, my name is --

Who do you work for? Where's the jacket?

Spill it, dude!

Slick, the jacket is missing. No one stole it.

Oh, I see. My bad.

So, we're clear?

Yep, not stolen.

Sorry about that, ma'am.

I just wanted to ask -- You stole it!

You stole it!

Slick!

Slick, what are you doing?

We got ways of making you talk, dude.

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Slick, chill out.

You're right. Sometimes I do get a little...

snippy.

[ Gasps ] What did you do?

What had to be done.

Look, she's pointing towards Alligator Al's dressing room.

So? I'm not saying he did it,

but he definitely did it.

Al didn't take the jacket.

He's Wee-Gee City's reptilian sweetheart.

His blood runs cold, dude.

I'll prove it.

Slick, no.

Busted.

That's right, we're onto you, Al.

Ohh, why, hello, uh, folks.

Y'all here for an autograph?

Ooh, yes. Uh, here, sign my cat.

Don't you dare sign that kitty!

Ohh, and who's this little fella?

Oh, this is Sli--

Worst nightmare!

I-I mean, I-I meant to say

I'm you're worst nightmare, dude!

Uh [Chuckles] excusez-moi.

Slick, stop embarrassing me.

You're the embarrassing one.

No, you're embarrassing.

No, you're embarrassing.

No, you're embarrassing.

No, you are! You are!

You are! You are!

Knock-knock. Who's there?

You, embarrassing me.

You, embarrassing me, who?

I already said the punch line.

Now, folks,

let's turn those ugly frowns into crocodile smiles.

Hey, Tig, ever wonder what alligator stuffing looks like?

Where do you keep getting those?

Security!

That's enough. Let's go.

But -- But -- But what about my autograph?

Move it!

Whew. Thanks, Phil.

Just doing my job, Al.

Unbelievable. I never should have given you a second chance.

The truth is in front of your face,

but you won't open your eyes.

I'm asking you to trust me, Tiggy.

Slick, I can't trust you.

You know what? I'm done.

I'm sick of Slick Chiggins.

Well, news flash,

extry-extry, read all about it --

Maybe I'm sick of you!

Slick, for once in your life,

just shh.

Did you just shush me?

Did you just shush me?

Shush me one more time.

I dare you. Shh.

[ Growls ] Ow!

Oh, Slick!

Get off of my finger.

[ Both grunting ]

Get off --

Ow.

[ Grunting ]

Yeah, sic him, Seek.

Oh! Ow!

Not fair! This is two against one!

[ Grunting ]

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Get me out of here. [ Gweeseek growling ]

Ow! Gweeseek, you're breaking the skin!

Ow! Ow! Get off me.

[ Grunting ]

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Slick -- aah -- you're -- aah -- a real -- aah -- jerk!

[ Children cheering ]

[ Continues grunting ]

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Is that all you got?

[ Grunts ]

Do your worst!

Did a butterfly just kiss me?

You know what? It's not worth it.

You're not worth it.

You're not worth it.

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Gweeseek.

Ugh. Now the cat's all riled up.

Gweeseek?

Oh, Gweeseek?

[ Gasps ] Security.

Oh, good, he's asleep.

Gweeseek, we gotta get out of here before he wakes up.

[ Gweeseek yowling ]

Stop messing around. Come on.

[ Button clicks ]

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[ Gasps ] The jacket?

Slick was right.

But what's with this hole?

Oh, that's better.

Oh, Alligator Al.

Security!

You again?

[ Whimpering ]

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Aah.

[ Growls ]

Here comes the swamp water!

Wha--? Who said that?

Slick? Don't wear it out.

I mean -- I meant to say --

Slick, there's no time!

[ Grumbles ]

Let's mambo.

[ Both grunting ]

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Take that. [ Both grunting ]

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Give it up, punk.

My apologies,

but I'm gonna have to cut things a little short.

Whoa! I don't get paid enough for this.

Slick, uh,

I-I'm sorry I didn't trust you.

[ Spits ] Yeah, well, you should be.

You were right. Al had the jacket the whole time.

He stole it. He's a dirty stealer!

[ Normal voice ] Wait, that ugly sequined jacket?

I assumed no one could possibly want it,

so I used it to replace Al's ugly clothes.

You think my clothes are ugly?

Don't start.

Well, I still think your jokes are whack,

but I guess it's all just swamp water under the bridge.

[ Chuckles ]

Did somebody say swamp water?

Whoa. [ Laughing ]

The swamp water, yeah.

[ Chuckling ] Yeah.

[ Screaming ]

It's not that funny.

I'm not laughing, dude!

[ Gasps ] [ Screaming ]

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Slick, no!

Tiggy...

Tiggy, I'm so cold.

I can't feel my legs!

No, no, no, don't -- don't say that.

You'll -- You'll walk again. [ Crying ]

Stay with me, Slick.

Stay with me.

I'll never forget you,

du-u-u-u-u...

[ Whimpering ]

[ Thunder crashes ]

We are gathered here today

to "rememorize" our dear friend,

Slick Richards Roberts Chiggins,

a kind-hearted, soft-spoken, humble soul

if there ever was one.

I cut the crust off, just like you liked it...

dude. [ Crying ]

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Sleep well, my sweet puppety prince.

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I like the crust on, du-u-u-de!

[ Thunder crashes ]

[ Cackles ]

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