Original subtitles

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Whoa!

Gweeseek!

Gweeseek, get over -- come on.

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

Huh?

♪♪

Boss: [ Snoring ]

Uh-oh...This Guy?

Is that you?

You can leave the marshmallow castle on my desk.

I'll eat it after nappy time.

Ah! Hello...son.

D-D-D-Daddy?

What are you d-d-doing here?

Does a father need a reason to visit his son?

Yes? Of course he does!

Your mother's vase has gone missing

and you're going to find it.

Me? Why?

It's the perfect opportunity

to see my son do what he does best.

Finding. Napping.

Think of it as a little father-son bonding time.

But also work...

Mostly work. Right!

'Cause I find stuff.

I personally find all the stuff.

Yep! Just me and me only.

Uh, uh, I'll be right back.

Tiggy: No, Gweeseek, that's not the salad fork.

Ugh. At this rate, we'll never dine with the Queen!

Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!

Taggy! Gweesork!

Ya gotta help me!

My daddy, he's here!

You mean Chief, the founder of the department?

The one you constantly disappoint?

Yeah, that one.

He wants me to find something!

He thinks I'm a finder!

Why would he think that?

Because I told him!

Geez, you tell one little white lie for 12 years straight

and it blows up in your face.

Well, I can teach you the Tig N' Seek method of finding.

It's actually pretty simple.

Great, I'm ready to learn.

Alright, you start by--

[ Snoring ]

Boss, are you taking a nap?

Okay, plan B.

Gweeseek, we wanna control Boss' brain.

So why don't you build a device that can shrink us

to the size of raisins --

I hate raisins!

Too wrinkly. How about beans?

Okay, fine. She'll shrink us to the size of beans.

Black beans? Sure.

I hate black beans.

Okay, that's fine -- What about garbanzo beans?

You know some people call them chickpeas.

Okay...

Then you shove us up your nose,

and then we can control your brain from the inside.

It's working!

You're inside my brain.

Oh, if you see anything weird up there, it's not mine,

I'm just holding it...

for a friend.

No, boss, Gwee built a li'l ear piece walkie talkie thing.

It's perfect. I'll tell you what to do to find the item

and win your daddy's respect.

Got it? -[ Snoring ]

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A strike?

That's two in a row!

Maybe I am good at something!

Okay. Settle d-- settle down.

Don't get too cocky.

Why your mother brought a priceless vase

to a bowling alley is beyond me, but here we are.

Get to finding. Right!

Finding, 'cause that's what I do!

Tiggy, Gweeseek, where are you?

Thanks for the lift, ma'am!

Chief: Just do what you normally do.

Pretend like I'm not here. [ Chuckles ]

But remember -- I am here.

And I'll be scrutinizing your every move.

Well, let's see what you can do.

Okay!

Ah? [ Chuckles ]

Whoo! Haha!

How's that? I meant finding!

Testing, one, two.

Testing. There's a test?

I didn't study!

Boss, focus.

Just do and say exactly what I say.

Boss, focus.

Just do and say exactly what I say.

Both: Alright, this might actually work!

What might work?

Watch closely, Chief...

Both: I mean sir, I mean, uh, Daddy --

Because I'm about to show you

ah-how it's ah-done.

Do the hand thing!

Do the hand thing!

Oh...

Close enough.

I don't care for razzle dazzle.

Get to finding.

Uh... Tough crowd.

Well, like all great finders, I start by...

Both: Pulling out my trusty magnifying glass.

Boss, that's not a magnifying glass.

My trusty magnifying glass.

Boss, no.

My trusty magnifying glass.

Release the child.

[ Groans ] Forget the magnifying glass.

It's just for show, anyway.

Let's keep going.

[ Yowls ] Yeah!

[ Meows ]

Okay, so -- Ahhhh!

Ow, Gweeseek! You're extra sharp today!

You're extra sharp today!

Both: Ow, ow, ow, ow -- my eyes!

Not my eyes!

Son, stop talking nonsense

and start finding that "vahz."

And yes, I've switched to calling it a "vahz."

[ Inhales sharply ]

Calm down, Seek!

We've got a job to do.

Now, let's get back... Both: To biggity business.

The key to finding anything

is to take stock of your surroundings.

Obvious, but go on.

Then I say -- "What do we got here?

What do we got?"

What did you just say?

What do we got...here?

You're telling me that your method of finding,

the foundation on which the Department

of Lost and Found rests,

is simply saying, "What do we got here?"

Well, I, uh -- It's brilliant!

Amazing! What do we got here?

What do we got here? What do we got here?

What do we got here? [ Laughs ]

That phrase, that technique!

Oh, my boy, you've done it!

Wow, did you hear that, Gwee-Gwee?

Chief loves our "What do we gots"!

Oh, I feel so happy for both of us...

equally!

Oh, this method will revolutionize finding forever!

You'll be the toast of the finding world --

magazine covers, morning radio interviews,

made-for-TV movies!

Gweeseek, we're gonna be famous!

I finally made Daddy proud!

We'll call it...

The Boss Method!

The Boss Method?!

But "What do we got here" is -- is our method.

Say it with me, son.

The Boss Method! The Boss Method!

No! It's the Tig N' Seek method!

The Boss Method!

The Tig N' Seek method!

Haha. What do we got here!

That rotten Rottweiler wants to steal our method!

Well, not on my watch!

Wow, another strike!

Guy: Hey, great job!

I can't believe it, I'm on my way to a perfect game!

Don't mess it up, me!

Time to give "The Boss Method" a new spin...

straight into the ground!

So how long does it usually take to find the item

after you start "What do we gotting"?

Well, actually... That's only the first step.

...that's only the first step.

There's more? [ Chuckles ]

Teach me, son.

The next step is to, uh...

hold up your pinky.

Now the other one.

Now, uh...

make them kiss.

Don't forget the smoochy sounds.

[ Smooching ]

Um... [ Smooches ]

Smoochier.

I don't see what this has to do with finding --

Do you want to find that vase or not?

[ Smooching ]

Now stick 'em in your nose.

I'll do no such thing!

Okay, stick 'em in my nose.

What are you doing?!

I'm doing The Boss Method!

And we're just getting started.

Then you act like an airplane.

Then stomp on your dad's toes.

Ow! That can't be part of it!

Then lick a pay phone.

[ Slurping ]

Then say "I'm a wittle neeny-noo-noo."

Then stick your head in a fish tank.

Throw jelly at the bowling guy.

Sorry! Cry like a baby.

Wahhh!

Then walk on the ceiling.

[ Grunting ]

No worries, I got it!

[ Grunting ]

Let me try it again. No!

Enough of this nonsense!

But this is The Boss Method?

I don't want to hear any more about The Boss Method!

But you said -- [ Barking ]

[ Whimpering ]

It worked! No more Boss Method!

And all we had to do was humiliate Boss in front

of his dad and leave him blubbering on the floor,

howling in agony.

[ Crying, howling ]

Uh-oh.

Gweeseek, did we do something really bad...

again?

Daddy!

Oh, if only I found Mommy's vase --

vahz --

Vase? Vahz?

Ohh, we gotta find that vase and right this wrong.

[ Yowls ]

Ahh!

Gweeseek, stop being such a scaredy cat.

It's just a bunch of pins.

[ Gasps ] Wait!

That's not just a bunch of pins,

that's a bunch a pins and the vase!

And it's about to be blown to smitherbeans by...

[ Chanting "Prangle" ] Prangle Penguin?

One strike away from a perfect game.

This is my own history in the making.

Gweeseek, you know what to do!

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Ahh!

[ Yowls ]

Ow! My eyes!

Ooh, tough break.

Get off me, cat!

Tiggy? Hi, Prangle.

I'll get you for this, Tiggy,

if it's the last thing I do.

Actually, that sounds hard.

Uh, never mind.

I'mma go get some "machos."

Maybe it's time for me to turn a new leaf,

to re-think my life.

From this point on, no more lies!

Hey, Boss, we found the vase.

Gimme that! Daddy, look,

I found the vase all by myself!

Daddy! I found the vase -- vahz!

Wow, I'm impressed.

I didn't think you could do it.

Good boy.

[ Panting ]

Ahhh. See, Gweeseek?

It all worked out.

Just like it always does.

My dada loves me!

Ow! My eyes!

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[ Meows ]