Original subtitles

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Whoa!

Gweeseek!

Gweeseek, get over -- come on.

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

Huh?

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Turly: Alright, kids, picture time!

Phyllis, pet nice.

It's a petting zoo, remember where we are.

Aww, isn't that adorable?

Say "Komodo dragon"!

I'm so happy! [ Giggles ]

Tiggy: Wee-oo, wee-oo, outta the way!

Move it, finders coming through!

You see, Gweeseek, you say you're a finder

and everyone makes way.

That's what makes this job so great --

the respect, the admiration, the dignity.

Alright, alright, don't panic! We're here.

You're just in time for the tiny train baby ride for babies.

Come on now, all aboard, choo-choo!

Uh...no.

We're not civilians, and we're certainly not babies.

Tigran Tigglewinksyan here

on behalf of the Department of Lost and Found.

My partner...

[ Sneezes ] Oh. The finding folk.

I've been so busy breaking up hog fights all day,

I forgot I even called ya.

Farmer Gus is the name.

A pleasure.

Now what are we here to find?

Well, I'm missing my pacifier.

My kid gets real ornery without it.

[ Chuckles ] Kids, right?

Uh, right.

Well, tell your li'l tyke that nothing will stop Seek

and I from finding your --

Delilah, get your snout outta there!

Sorry, Tigran.

Alright, Seek! Let's get serious!

Oooh! A baby train!

[ Giggles ]

What do we got here, what do we got?

We got a fluffy, puffy lamb, a bunch of old bunnies,

we got a little goat...

What else we got...

We got a wagon wheel...

[ Screams ] We got a fence post,

we got a stack of hay...

We got some icky mud, yes, very disgusting...

[ Laughter ]

Ha! Okay, okay.

[ Laughter ]

Yes... Very, very funny.

But that's enough.

[ Laughter ]

That's it!

Okay, do you know whose rump you just bumped?

[ Brays ]

Yeah!

You just bumped the rump of a professional!

A rump that deserves respect!

Now let's get back to our "what do we gots"!

Ah! Oof!

[ Laughter ]

He's all muddy!

Filthy boy! Filthy!

Both: Filthy boy! Filthy boy!

Now, kids, that's not funny.

But it kind of is.

What? No!

I'm not a filthy boy!

I'm not!

My rump!

The goat!

[ Laughter ]

[ Crying ]

I gotta get all the mud out.

Oh, man.

Laughing at me.

[ Laughter ]

Look at them all, laughing at my misery.

Chat-tat-tattering on about the infamous filthy boy.

"I bet he lives in the garbage."

"I bet he sleeps in a banana peel."

"I bet he brushes his baby teeth with bubble gum."

They hate me, Gweeseek.

But they love the goat.

High on his perch,

soaking in the respect,

the admiration,

the dignity!

That should be us on that fence.

Petting that goat nonstop,

they just love the goat so much...

Y'all find that pacifier yet?

I have bigger goats to fry!

You and me both.

[ Pig squealing ]

[ Sighs ]

Hold your hooves, I'mma coming.

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Uh, excuse me?

I know you're having a great old time,

talking about me behind my back.

Uh, who are you?

Uh, filthy boy?

I live in the garbage?

Sleep in a banana peel?

Brush my baby teeth with bubble gum?

Ringing any bells?

As you can see, I'm no longer filthy,

I'm just sopping wet.

Is that boy here alone?

Uh, you might want to get your cameras out,

'cause something hi-larious is about to go down.

So hi-larious, in fact, it will wipe clean your memories

of prior muddy events!

Witness me!

Wit...ness...me.

Wit...ness...me.

[ Grunts ]

[ Laughter ]

No! No! Stop laughing!

Stop laughing at me!

[ Family chanting "Filthy boy!" ]

[ Goat bleats ]

Ahh!

[ Laughs ]

[ Chanting continues ]

No, no, no!

Ahhhhh!

[ Sobbing ]

Watch out for the --

[ Crying ]

Filthy boy...

Gweeseek, I'm done dealing with goats.

I'm not doing anything related to goats for the rest of time.

Let's just find that pacifier so we can leave.

Okay.

What do we goat here?

What do we goat -- Ah, that dang goat!

It's gnawed its way into my noggin!

[ Gasps ] Gweeseek. Gweeseek.

He's got the -- Just look at the goat!

No, don't let him see you look!

You gotta be discreet, like this.

Oh! You see what you did?

Now he's coming over here!

Oh, hey, goat.

Wow, I see ya got a pacifier there.

Nice, nice, cool.

Looks like a good one, beautiful craftsmanship.

Ha!

[ Grunting ]

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Oh!

[ Groans ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Bleats ] Ah! Ow!

[ Groans ]

Hey...

Where'd he...

Where'd he go?

[ Sucking on pacifier ]

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Ahhhh!

[ Screams ]

What just happened?

[ Meows ]

[ Grunting ]

Gweeseek.

Gweeseek, I'm stuck.

Not helping.

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I just don't understand.

Why would the goat want to embarrass us?

Because...

the pacifier?

Oh, of course, it wants the pacifier.

Take our diginity, take the pacifier.

Dignity, pacifier, pignity, dacifier.

Get the goat, get the dacifier --

pacifier -- dacifier.

Thus for, to get the goat's goat,

we must get the goat's pacifier!

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Ohhh, cool.

But what's it supposed to do?

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Ohhh.

I still don't get it.

Okay, Gweeseek, I think I finally got it.

There's just one snickity snag.

How do we trick the goat into running into the rope?

That's it!

You can sniff the dandelion, sneeze in his face,

and the goat will run away screaming right into our trap!

Ohh! Genius, Gweeseek, genius!

It's about time you started pulling your weight around here.

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Come on, Gweeseek.

Sneeze! Sneeze!

[ Groans ]

Well, onto plan B.

Or should I say...

plan R, for rump.

Oh, goat!

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Hey, little boy, I don't think you should do that!

Heh, don't worry, my cat has a plan.

Ah!

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[ Screams ]

Alright, the pacifier!

Come on, everybody!

Filthy goat!

Filthy goat!

Filthy...goat?

-Aww! -Stop it!

Stop having fun!

You're supposed to be embarrassed!

-Awww! -Cute goat!

-I love that goat! -So cute!

That's not cute!

It's filthy and disgusting!

-Aww. -So cute!

-What a sweet goat. -I love him!

Oh, no.

Filthy goa--

Ohh.

[ Groaning ]

[ Bleats ]

Uh-oh.

Ahh!

[ Laughter ]

[ Chanting "Filthy boy!" ]

Ohh!

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-[ Humming ] -[ Groans ]

Gus. Pacifier -- take it.

Wow, I thought getting a PhD in zoology was hard,

but finding, that's a whole new pig pen.

Much respect.

Respect?

All I had to do to get your respect was to do my job?

Uh, sure.

I mean, I could have bought another pacifier

in the time it took, but --

Yep, finding.

Not everybody can, you know...

[ Tries to whistle ]

Now, where's that kid of yours?

Come here, li'l Gus!

[ Screams ]

What?!

I thought the pacifier was for your kid!

Yeah, check out this dictionary.

"K" for kid.

Okay, I don't really see where you're going with this...

Uh, whaaaaaa?

[ Laughs ]

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[ Screams ]

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[ Meows ]