Original subtitles

Whoa!

Gweeseek!

Gweeseek, get over -- come on.

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

Huh?

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Check it out, This Guy, we found that lost unicycle.

We even learned how to ride it.

Don't we look cool?

Aah! [ Grunts ]

I haven't known what was cool since 1806.

But I'm glad you found the missing item.

There's nothing more important than finding what's lost.

Well then, you'll be delighted to know

that a new mission just came in --

this crazy straw was lost at Whack-a-Doodle Funland.

The arcade? Got it!

No problemo! Tiggy.

Be careful, Whack-a-Doodle Funland is filled with amusing

distractions designed to tempt unsuspecting youths

and trap them until...

Okay, bye!

Whoaaaa.

How come I've never been here before?

Eww... This place is sticky.

It's great!

[ Meow! ]

Now Gweeseek, remember what This Guy said...

No amusing distractions, or something.

I wasn't listening.

Okay, whatdowegothere? What do we got?

What do we got?

We got a pot of ooey, gooey nacho cheese.

We got a little kid...

who doesn't stand a chance.

What do we got?

We got a rack of crummy prizes,

we got a swirly whirly straw, we got games.

Wait...

That's it!

The kooky straw!

[ Grunts ]

Ew... Hmm...

[ Grunts ]

Ha, good as new!

C'mon, Seek! Let's get going!

Man: Hey, boyo! [ Snickers ]

Look over here.

Huh? Who said that?

Shammy O'Rock is the name,

find me gold to win the game.

[Robotic voice ] Insert coin now.

A finding game?

Sign me up!

Ohh... Eee...

We really should get this kooky straw back to the department...

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Okay, you've convinced me!

I mean, what's the harm, it's just one game.

What's the harm?

Wait, did I just say that?

Well what's the harm in saying it twice?

You're in my world now, boyo.

Avoid Shammy O'Rock.

Find the clover.

Get the gold.

Simple enough.

Hey, this is kind of fun.

Ahh! Leprechaun!

Hahahaha...

You'll never find me gold!

Nuh-uh!

We're Tig n' Seek, we can find anything!

Whoa! We got the luck of the Irish!

[ Dramatic music plays ]

Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

You'll never find me gold!

Gweeseek, I think this may be the beginning

of a dangerous downward spiral.

Or not.

[ Game chimes ]

[ Bones cracking ]

You're in my world now, boyo.

Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

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Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

You'll never find me gold!

Gotta... Find...

The gold...

Alright, kid, wrap it up.

What? We just started!

You've been glued to that game for hours.

I'll tell you when we've had enough!

Just let us play one more game!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, one more game...

It's always been one more game...

But before you know, it's been 50 years

and you're mopping up snot for tokens,

all because you gotta play one more game.

Ohh... Grr...

Ooh...

Dramatic much?

Just get out of here, kid.

I gotta spray for lice.

Gweeseek, something about playing that game

makes me feel so alive!

Ah, Tiggy, you're back...

Please place the kooky straw on my desk.

As you can see, I'm too busy to look in your direction.

Oh yeah, the kooky straw.

Um, actually...

We...didn't find it...?

[ Gasps ] [ Glass shatters ]

Do my ears deceive me?

Tig n' Seek returning empty-Handed?

Uh... Everyone has an off day sooner or later.

But you know what, we'll be back at that arcade first thing

in the morning to look for that, uh, kooky straw...

Heh heh...

It might take all day again,

but we'll leave no blarney stone unturned.

[ Door slams ] Blarney stone?

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[ Sighs ]

Huh? [ Glass shatters ]

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Hehehehe...

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Hehehehe... [ Glass shatters ]

Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

You'll never find me gold!

[Robotic voice ] Insert coin now.

One more game, just one more game...

Or a thousand!

Hahaha...!

Shammy can't stop us, no one can stop us.

Do you have any idea what time it is?

It's get off my back o'clock, okay?

Now get off my back!

[ Hisses ]

Tiggy, Gweeseek, I'm worried about both of you...equally.

What's the big deal?

Can't bear the thought of us spending...

[ As Shammy O'Rock ] a wee bit more time to find a straw?

Why are you talking like that?

Talking like what, boyo?

Count your lucky clovers

I don't pick apart the way you talk.

Tiggy, you are acting strange...

Strange? Peculiar?

Kooky as a loon?

Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo!

We don't need to stand here and take this!

[ Tap dancing ]

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Ahh...

Ohh... Ahh...

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You're in my world now, boyo.

And I'm never coming back.

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Tiggy?

Tiggy! Gweeseek!

Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

You'll never find me gold!

Gold, gold, get ye shamrock, get ye gold.

[ Game chiming ]

Hahaha...

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Ahahaha...

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[ Game powers down ] Huh...

[ Yowling ] [ Hissing ]

It was for your own good.

[ Grunting ]

Come now, we'll get you the help you need.

Ugh... Huh?

Tiggy?

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[ Yowling, suddenly stops ]

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[ Growls ]

[ Panting ]

Tiggy, let's go home.

Gweeseek, the shamrock!

Shamrock?

You're in my world now, boyo.

[ Panting ]

♪♪

Gold, gold!

How did this thing get unplugged?

[ Bones crack ] Ah! My back.

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Ah! Ooh! [ Squeak! ]

Gweeseek?

[ Meow! ]

I expected better from you.

The shamrock! Tiggy, honestly!

This is unsightly behavior!

The shamrock!

[ Chuckles evilly ]

I've got the luck of the Irish!

Ohh...

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At long last...

The pot o' gold!

No, Tiggy! No, don't!

Tiggy, that cheese is extremely hot!

That's very hot cheese!

Tiggy, that is molten cheese!

Tiggy, Tiggy!

Oof! Gweeseek, really. [ Meow! ]

[ Chuckles ]

Tiggy!

Shammy O'Rock is the name, find me gold to win the game.

[ Gasps ] He thinks he's in the game.

Do not touch the pot of gold!

But why? I must get ye gold!

No... Ahem.

[As Shammy O'Rock] No, it's a trap that I, Shammy O'Rock, have set for ye.

Huh...

A -- A trap?

Aye, lad.

If you touch me pot of gold,

I'll win the game, so I will.

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Game?

Game.

Game...

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This Guy, what am I doing here?

And why am I holding this kooky straw?

[ Crying ]

There, there.

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You were right, This Guy.

Video games are evil distractions

designed to trap unsuspecting youths.

Video games? Evil?

No, they are but harmless fun.

Huh?

I was warning you of these sticky floors.

Eugh. Repulsive.

[ Sniffles ] Ah...

Come on, Seek, time to go home...

[ Growling ]

Gweeseek?

Why are you looking at me like that?

[ Yowls ] Aah!

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