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Whoa!

Gweeseek!

Gweeseek, get over -- come on.

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

Huh?

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And I believe this should be

the last of this year's unclaimed items.

Ha! Seek, you remember finding this?

Yeah, that's right.

You licked it and I was all like,

"Eww, ugh, unh, ewww..."

Tiggy, go upstairs and give this stuff away.

Okay!

Don't worry Gwee, I won't give you away.

You have sentimental value.

[ Giggles ]

It's that time again!

Time for Tiggy's finders keepers giveaway!

You heard me, we're giving away all the stuff

we found that no one claimed!

Tiggy, we're busy!

Yeah, nobody wants that junk.

Junk?

This isn't junk.

Unless you consider this yoga frog calendar junk.

Eh? Eh?

Alright, well, we're just getting warmed up...

What else we got.

Oh, here's a gem!

It's a medical ID bracelet!

Carl?

I can't change my name to Carl!

My lawyer's name is Carl!

Fair enough, fair enough, but...

How 'bout some shoulder pads?

"Smooth Jazz Halloween Hits: Volume 7"?

Eeeeah, tough crowd...

Well... Whoa!

What is that?!

A novelty-size, jumbo pencil...?

Give it here!

I want it! I want it!

Wait, you both want the pencil?

Tiggy, hand it over!

I'm your boss!

She doesn't want it, she likes pens!

I saw it first! It's mine!

[ Bickering ]

Uhhhhhh...

I'll be right back...

Hey This Guy, I need your help!

With finding a giant crossword puzzle?

[ Chuckles ]

Oh yes, I've still got it.

Boss and Nuritza both want this pencil

and I don't know what to do!

Hmm.

According to the ancient rules of finders keepers,

the individual who found the pencil gets to decide.

That's me!

I found the pencil.

That means...

I'm The Decider!

Or, you could just flip a coin.

It's really not that important --

Wow, The Decider...

Oh, I like the sound of that.

I'm The Decider!

Ahh...

It has come to my attention that I,

Tigran Tigglewinksyan, am The Decider!

Who-the-what-now?

Boss! Nuritza!

Explain to me why you need the novelty-size pencil

and I will decide who gets it.

Well, I need the pencil 'cause all those little wimpy pencils

can't handle my grip!

Mm-hmm.

Then Nuritza shall have the pencil.

Haha! No!!

I need the pencil to clean my teeth 'cause Nuritza

ruined my toothbrush!

I see.

Then...Boss shall have the pencil!

But what about my grip!

Whaddabout my teeth!

Let go! No, you!

Decide, Tiggy! Who's it gonna be?

Don't leave us hanging!

Both: Decide! Decide! Decide!

Enough! Phew!

Deciding makes my brain hurt.

Uh... Therefore...

I need time to think on it.

Man, Gweeseek, heavy weighs the crown of The Decider.

That's funny... Gweeseek...

The door didn't squeak like it usually does!

Hey, Tiggy! Ah!

I know you've been wanting me to fix your door for some time now.

But you never fix my stuff when I ask.

Here, let me help you up there, cowboy.

Wow, you're even calling me cowboy!

I always tell you to call me cowboy, but you never do!

You must be so tired from finding all day.

Why don't you take a load off?

Nuritza, you feeling okay?

You're being really nice...

Wait...

This doesn't have anything to do with me

being The Decider, does it?

Uh... Whaaaat?

With you being the... Pfft!

What...?

Would you listen to this...

But, uh, just... [ Clicks tongue ]

Keep my little act of kindness in mind, huh?

Um... Okay!

Ooh...

The couch feels a lot cushier than normal.

Nuritza, did you have something to do with this, too?

No. But maybe I did.

Eugh!

And it comes with special features!

Like what?

Bouncy tummy!

Whoa! Hey!

[ Chuckles ] This is fun!

Look at me, Gweeseek!

[ Hammering ] [ Meow! ]

Hey, Tig!

I suddenly decided to upgrade Gweeseek's cat castle!

Wow! Nuritza!

That's so nice!

You didn't have to!

Sure I did!

Anything for my favorite furball and furball owner!

Wait, Tiggy!

I can do things for Gweeseek, too!

I know how much you hate cleaning her litter box.

I couldn't ask you to do that, Boss...

Okay, do it! Clean away!

Sure thing, Decider!

Hmm? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

You know what, Gwee?

I think I can get used to being The Decider.

[ Hammering ]

Ugh, alright.

Hammock's done, kid.

Nuritza, could you, uh...? Hmm...?

Ugh, I mean...

Hammock's done, cowboy.

Much better!

How's it going over there, Boss?

Is Gweeseek purring yet?

One sec, Decider!

Come on, kitty...

Purr... Throw me a bone here...

I gotta make The Decider happy, you see?

Happy! Like me!

Like you!

I'm not hearing happy kitty!

Sh-she's happy, decider!

Listen to this!

Me happy, Tiggy!

Me love kitty shiatsu!

[ Yowls ]

No! Come back!

Hey! What's going on?!

She scratched my hands up real bad!

[ Mock cries ] "My hands are broken!"

Boohoo!

I didn't take on the role of The Decider to hear you complain!

Hey...

I got an idea...

Maybe I should give the pencil to Nuritza, hmm?

Hands? What hands?

I don't have any hands!

I-I'm sorry!

Please have mercy on me, Decider!

Ah-ah! Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!

You are forgiven, non-Decider.

You see this, Gwee?

All this...

Is the realm of The Decider...

Nuritza!

What?

Go order me a pizza.

Can it wait?

I'm kinda tired.

Oh, it sounds like Nuritza

doesn't even want the piggity pencil.

Sounds like Nuritza wants me to give the piggity pencil to Boss!

Fine.

Hello, I'd like to order a pizza.

Kid! What toppings do you want?

Hmmm...

What toppings do they have?

I'll ask.

Hey, what toppings -- Wait, wait, wait, wait!

I can't just pick from a list of pre-decided toppings.

A list that someone else decided for me.

Gweeseek, any ideas?

[ Meow! ]

Green peppers! Yeah, sorry.

Can I get Green peppers -- Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wait, wait.

What is it? You want mushrooms?

And pineapple?

[ Meow! ]

And grapes?

[ Meow! ]

You want catnip?

[ Meow! ]

Maybe we can call them back later when you decide.

After I...

Decide?

That's an excellent idea, Nuritza.

Call them back later.

Wait! I know what I want.

Never mind. Hang up.

Ah, who am I kidding. I'm not even hungry.

Grrrr! That's enough!

When are ya gonna decide who gets the pencil?!

I was thinking maybe next week?

Next week?! Next week?!

All right! That's it! Enough!

You need to decide now, Tiggy!

You're The Decider!

I... Wh...

Uh... Humhmhm...

Wait! Wait! Guys! I got it!

I've made a decision!

[ Panting ]

Get him! Waaagh!

Oh... What do I do...

What do I do?

[ Footsteps approach ]

Oh, Decider...

[ Chuckles ] Come out and decide...!

[ Gweeseek meows and scratches at the door ]

Gweeseek! Not now!

You'll give away my hiding spot!

He's in the doublevay say!

No!

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Me... Or Boss?

Me... Or Boss...

Both: Decide...

Decide... Decide...

Decide... Decide!

Decide

S-stay back!

You don't know what I'm capable of!

You think this is easy for me?!

You think I can just decide?

Decisions have consequences!

Repercussions!

You guys love this jumbo pencil, huh?

[ Chuckles ]

Would be a shame if something were to happen to it, huuuuh?

[ Grunts ]

Like, say, somebody broke it in half!

Huuuuh?!

Then no one gets it!

Whoa, let's be rational.

Too late!

I have decided to teach you a lesson!

Yaow!

He's gone mad with power!

Still not broken?

Then here's lesson number two!

Are you learning? Dah!

Are you learning the lesson? Gyah!

Are you taking notes? Gah!

All of this will be on the final exam!

Yah! Aah-gah!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Rrah!

There!

There's your beloved pencil!

Completely worthless!

Did you learn?

Did you learn your lesson today?!

Grrrr!

This half-Pencil is sturdy enough

to withstand my strong grip!

And with this half, I can erase all my cavities!

Both: Thank you, Compromiser!

The Compromiser? Eh...

[ Chuckles ]

Yeah...

Yeah!

I like the sound of that.

I'm The Comp--

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