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Whoa!

Gweeseek!

Gweeseek, get over -- come on.

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

Huh?

♪♪

Tiggy: Okay, let's see, let's see...

Mouthpiece...

Check.

Bendy parts?

Check.

Big bell where the sound comes out?

Check.

Oooh, could this be the missing saxophone?

No.

You know, Gwee, my gut told me it was a trumpet,

but I gotta be thorough.

[ Sniffs ]

[ Meows ]

What're you doing, ya little banana peel?

Lemme give you a lil cheek scratch.

And a...swoop.

Who's a blubby kitty?

Blubby blub blub.

Ahh choo!

Ahh choo!

Ahh choo! Ahh choo!

Ahh choo! [ Groans ]

Ahh choo!

Gwee, your shedding's out of control.

When's the last time you got a haircut?

Ohh.

♪♪

Well, well, well.

If it ain't all that.

Chester: Ah, there they are. [ Cats meowing ]

What, are ya hiding on me?

[ Razor vibrating ]

Okay, who's next?

Man: And now back to TV's favorite detective, "Chilumbo."

Chilumbo, come quick!

A crime's been committed!

Ooh, I ain't seen this one!

[ Bell dings ] A customer?

But a crime's just been committed...

[ Bell dinging ]

What? What? whaddaya want, kid?

Hello, sir.

My associate Gweeseek is in need of grooming.

Her fur has become unmanagable.

Can you make her fur this short?

Sure, sure. Wait, no!

Make it thiiiiis short.

Short, got it. Gimme the cat, kid.

Bye, little Gweeseek.

Aww, c'mon!

I get back and it's a commercial?

Ah, nothin's easy for Chester.

Feline feast, ocean flavor mix. Alright, here come the clippers.

Now with real seagull shreddings.

Now back to "Chilumbo."

Oh! "Chilumbo!"

Why, yes, I am kinda parched.

I'd love a drink.

No! Don't drink out that poison goblet!

Oh, he switched the goblets.

Ha, that's Chilumbo for ya.

Oh, well I guess you're done.

Cat's done. Tell your friends, whatever.

Ah, quick service.

Alright, Gweeseek, let's find that

saxophone -- Aaaugh!

[ Cat groans ]

Seeksie! What have they done to you?

I told him this short, but he went this short.

It's awful!

You look like a...

[ Groans ]

Like a...

Like my best friend, heh heh.

And nothing's different, everything's the same.

Here, lemme give ya a little cheek scratch...

[ Cat meows ]

...and swooo-eww.

Gweeseek, I-I never knew you had so much...skin.

Well, haha.

Uh, c'mon, Gweeseek.

That saxophone not gonna find itself.

[ Gweeseek meows ]

Chester: Now hold on there just a minute.

Little Houdini.

In the cage, there ya go.

Chester can't trust nobody.

I'm like a detective in that way.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Meowing ]

♪♪

Okay, that was a slight hiccup in our day,

but we won't let it slow us down.

Come on, Gwee!

That saxophone is out here somewhere,

we just gotta find it.

Gwee?

[ Chuckles nervously ]

Come on, Gweeseek, what're you doing?

You look, uh...

Well, you don't -- you don't look happy.

Uh, don't tell me you're still thinking about the groomers?

That's ancient history. And you know what?

At first, I admit, I was shocked.

But this look's actually starting to grow on me.

It's new. It's now. It's --

Ewww. Ewww, mom look!

Honey, it's not nice to --

Ahh!

Uhhh...

See? You're the talk of the town.

C'mon, let's --

[ Cat growls ]

Whoa, that's a new,

terrifying expression, Gweeseek.

I don't think you've ever been this mad at me before.

Well, stifle that rage,

cuz I've got a perfect way to make it up to you.

Oh, you're gonna love this.

♪♪

♪ Who's the prettiest kitty ♪

♪ Ugly duckling no more ♪

♪ She's my pretty, pretty kitty ♪ [ Cat growls ]

♪ A fashion girl for sure ♪

Just you wait, Seek, you're gonna be a whole new cat.

[ Growls

Doctor Tiggy's got the cure for a bad haircut right here.

And let me just --

Ehh.

Now just stick a feather in that cap and call you rigatoni.

[ Growls ]

Sorry, Gweeseek.

It was just a joke.

You used to like jokes.

Now hang on, I'm not finished.

Maybe your slimy skin will be complimented by these pearls.

[ Meowing ]

[ Grunts ]

And why stop theeeere?!

It's me, Chilumbo again,

investigating the crime scene. [ Gweeseek meows ]

Do de do do do. [ Vase breaks ]

Oh whoops, I keep bumping into stuff.

Ahahaha!

Chilumbo, haha, you're the best!

Hahaha!

♪♪

[ Fan rattling ] What is that?

Hey, keep it down back there!

Yeesh.

♪♪

C'mon, Gwee. Time to reveal your new look to the world!

I made you beautiful,

so you don't have to be mad at me anymore.

[ Meows ]

[ Music note plays in distance ]

Shh! Shh! You here that?

[ Music note plays in distance ]

Sounds kinda like a...

Ch-ch-chch, ch-chch-ch-chch.

[ Music note plays in distance ]

Skiddly boo bibabababa --

saxophone!

[ Wind blows, note plays ]

Gwee! I found the saxophone!

Time to do your thing.

Build one of your ca-razy gadgets.

♪ What ya gonna do to grab that sax? ♪

♪ Grab that sax, grab that sax ♪

♪ What cha gonna do to -- ♪

No, really, what are you gonna do?

[ Gulps, growls ]

Gwee...

[ Hisses ]

Gweeseek, you...

You never snap at me.

Well, fine.

Message received; I'll get the sax myself.

[ Wind gusts, note plays ]

[ Sighs ]

♪ What am I gonna do to grab that sax? ♪

♪ Grab that sax, grab that sax ♪

I'm gonna take this broken, unplugged toaster and this...

book about Egypt...

and this crusty sock...

and...

[ Wind gust, saxophone squeaks ]

[ Garbage rustling ]

♪♪

♪♪

[ Choking ]

Enough of this charade!

I'll just say it!

You look ridiculous, okay?

You look foul!

You look like a lumpy bag of elbow skin!

And it's all my fault.

I put you in harm's way.

Not for your own good, but for my hoobris.

Tell me what to do.

I'll do anything to go back to the way things used to be.

Anything!

Anything?

[ Blow dryer blowing ]

There's just one little thing.

You thought I was all bumbly, but you were wrong.

Oh, ho ho! Chilumbo got 'em again!

[ Sighs ]

[ Cats meowing ]

♪♪

Hey, what's that ruckus back there?!

♪♪

Huh? What, what happened?

How did all these cats get out?

How'd ya get up there? Oof!

Don't worry, ol' Chester will get ya.

[ Bell dings ] A customer?

Not now! Not now!

[ Bell dinging ]

Kid, what is it? I've got -- Ahh!

I've got a situation back here!

[ Sobbing ]

I need you to shave my head...

this short.

Listen, kid, I don't got time for this. [ Object crashes ]

I've got a whole thing going -- You gotta do it!

It's the only way my cat will like me again.

Okay, sheesh, I got it.

Are you looking, Gwee?

Witness me!

♪♪

[ Cats meowing ]

♪♪

You see, Gweeseek? I'm hideous too, just like you!

Do you forgive me?

[ Cats meowing, Chester grunting ]

♪♪

Gweeseek! Get back here!

[ Gasps ] What was that?

[ Cage crashes ]

[ Gasping ] Gweeseek!

Gweeseek, what happened?

W-What was that? Are you okay?

Gweeseek, come back to me!

Gweeseek!

Does this mean...?

You forgive me!

And you got your fur!

Everything's back to normal!

Aww, so sweet.

[ Meows ]

No, Gweeseek, it'll grow back!

Yours grew back! Come back here!

Oh, hey, kitty. Come here --

[ Hisses ] Ow!

Oh, nothing's ever easy for ol' Chester.

♪♪

[ Meows ]