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Whoa!

Gweeseek!

Gweeseek, get over -- come on.

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

Huh?

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Nuritza, have you noticed

it's been remarkably peaceful all morning?

Productivity has soared from 79% to 81%.

Yeah, I've been getting lots done, too.

[ Clip! Plop! Clip! Plop! ] Eww.

Tiggy: Attention, Nuritzas and This Guys!

Prepare to enter a world where anything is possible!

A world...

of...

magic!

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[ Grunting ]

[ Creeeak! Snap! ]

Magic!

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[ Snap! ]

[ Rustling ]

Magic!

[ Snap! ]

[ Grunting, gasps ]

Ohh!

Magic!

Is this your card?

I didn't pick a card.

Are you certain?

Maybe you should check your pocket.

Alright, that's enough.

Let us know when you learn some real magic.

But I had -- But I'm not --

Bu-- I put all these balls in my hat.

Aaah! Ugh!

Tiggy: Come on, Tiggy. Hankies in your sleeve?

A broken pencil? Severed thumb?

[ Grunts ]

What is this -- magic for fools?

No wonder they weren't impressed.

Is there anything good in this kit?

Nope. Nope.

Get real. As if.

Wait.

Ooh! Now we're talkin'.

They want real magic?

What's more real than a magic wand?

Ooh. "Ages 12 and up."

[ Inhales deeply ] Mm.

I won't tell if you won't, Gweeseek.

[ Giggles ] [ Meows ]

I can see it all now.

I'll be like, "Swish! Swoosh! Swish!"

And then they'll be all, "Ooooh! Aaaah!

I've never seen such magic!"

All we need is the perfect trick.

Something that'll really g-- do --

Something that'll knock their socks off. Rowr!

What do you think, Gweeseek?

Wait. Where'd you go?

Oh!

A disappearing trick.

Oh, that's perfect!

But who should we disappear?

I can't wait to be disappeared!

Should I pack socks?

Boss, come on. Pay attention.

This is real magic... Ohh!

...and I'm about to show you a-how it's done!

Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

First, you will need to stand behind this magic sheet.

Then I'll wave my magic wand... Ohhh.

...say some magic words... Oh-ho!

...then...

you hide behind that stoop right there.

Voilà. You've disappeared.

You've disappeared.

No, you've disappeared.

Have I?

Yes. That's the trick.

No, that's the trick.

Boss, let's just try it out, please.

Gweeseek, tell me if it's convincing.

And be honest.

Alright, I start with a little banter.

So, where do you work? Here? Cool.

Nothing up my sleeves, blah blah blah,

wave this around and say the magic words,

which are...

skillip-adollup-ado!

Eh...no.

Sharrup-idimus-opplety!

That's not good.

Zally kabaam! Hmm.

Swimple dimple?

No. Oh. What?

"Have a nice" -- Oh.

"Have a nice" --

Whoa! Oh! Hey, wait!

Have a nice what?!

[ Panting ] I'm gonna getcha!

Shaza-matuppaicus?

Eh, we'll circle back to that.

Uh, after I say the to-be-determined magic words,

I pull back the sheet to reveal...

Boss has disappeared.

And that's a-real magic.

Well, I'm convinced.

Gweeseek? [ Meows ]

Great! Boss, you can come out now!

Boss? Boss?

Boss?

Boss?

[ Echoing ] Boss?

[ Grunts ]

Boss?

Tiggy, help! There's an alligator down he--

No. No Boss.

There's only one possible explanation.

I made boss...disappear!

This is incredible!

I did magic -- real magic!

Ohhhhh! I'm a little magic boy!

Hey there, Mr. Cat, what do you think of that?

Wish swish swish sha!

Wish swish shish waa!

I can't wait to see the look on their faces

when everyone finds out that I made Boss...

Uh-oh.

Oh, Gweeseek! What have I done?!

You can't just go around disappearing people, can you?

Can you?!

No! There's consequences to that sort of thing --

legal ones.

Before we know it, the long arm of the law

will be after us. Aah!

The long arm of the law!

Tiggy, do you know what happened to Boss?

Happened? [ Chuckles nervously ]

What could have possibly happened?

Are people saying something happened?

How would they know what happened?

Things happen all the time.

Something's happening right now, probably.

So, to summarize...

you have nothing on me!

Okay.

Well, I need Boss's approval for the tri-weekly window washing.

Yeah? And?

It's important, Tiggy.

Mm, yes, sounds important.

Well, I'll let you know when Boss appears, uh,

not that he disappeared or anything.

Uh, bye-eee!

[ Shatter! ]

Okay, Seek, don't panic.

I know just what to do.

No one will ever be the wiser.

Hey, Boss, you got any stronger nail clippers?

These are too weak, and I still got the big toes left.

Why's it so dark in here?

Boss.

Boss!

Bo-- Aaaaaaah!

Boss! No!

What the?

This ain't Boss!

No! No, no, no! No, it's -- it's Boss! It's Boss!

See? [ Chuckles nervously ] Back to normal.

Huh? Oh. [ Chuckles nervously ]

Oh, that's our boss, always losing his head...

[ Chuckles nervously ] ...always...losing his --

[ Sobbing ]

Oh, Boss!

[ Sobbing continues ]

Alright, kid.

What'd ya do?

Okay. So, I was in here,

Gweeseek was right there, and Boss was out here.

And I waved my magic wand.

Wait. Can you still hear me?

Tiggy, it's a sheet.

Sooooo you can hear me?

[ Sighs ] Yes.

Right. So, I waved my magic wand and said some magic words.

What were they? Something like, uh...

"Monstra-calocious."

No. Was it "durple-napa-kazan" or "nurple-dapa-zakan"?

All of these sound right...

"Free pedicure from inexperienced beauty-school students."

Heh. What's the catch?

And then I pulled back the curtain, and Boss disappeared.

No.

This can't be happening!

Gweeseek, I wanted to be a magician.

I wanted to impress people.

But now there's no one left to impress, except for --

Tiggy! Aaaaaah!

Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah! Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! Aah!

Tiggy, no. No, Tiggy.

Stop this at once.

Aah! Aah! Aah! Uhh. Uhh.

Uhh. Uhh! Aah! Aah! Aaah! Aaaaaaaaaah!

No. Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

No. [ Sobbing ]

Tiggy, you know how I feel about outbursts in the workplace.

Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah. Aah.

Now...where is Nuritza?

Aaaaaaaah!

Aaaaah! [ Whimpering ]

Forget it. I'll find her myself.

No! Don't go behind the sheet! You don't understand!

All I have to do is say something like "Maj-dal-oozle"

and you'll disappear!

[ Gasps ] Whoa.

Oh, no. Oh no, no, no.

No. D-Did I just...

Gwee?

Nah, nah, I couldn't have.

I'm not that much of a bumdumhead.

[ Whimpers ]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Gweeeseeek...

why do you even hang out with a bumdumhead like me?

This is what I get for messing with magic

way above my age range.

Why couldn't I have waited until I was 12 and up?

I can't bear to live in a world

without a Boss, Nuritza, or This Guy.

I know what we have to do.

We have to disappear...

ourselves.

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Okay. Here we go!

[ Groans ]

Pizzo-paza-majookie-lajengo!

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Aah! Aah! The nothingness!

Aah! Aah! Ohh! It's the nothingness I'm inside!

Aaah! Ugh!

[ Breathing heavily ]

Huh?

So, here we are.

Everything's so different, yet oddly familiar.

Hey, Tiggy! Oh! Oh, Boss!

Check out this polite bag.

"Have a nice..."

Wait for it...

"...day!"

Betcha didn't see that coming!

And Nuritza!

You wanna see some real magic?

[ Pitter! Pitter! Pitter! Pitter! Pitter! ]

I'm just so very happy to see you all again.

Wait. Where's This Guy?

Up here. Washing windows?

It's important, Tiggy! It's important, Tiggy! It's important, Tiggy!

Well, I guess everything's back to normal,

except for...

Except for what?

Nothing. Whatever.

Oh, those blissfully ignorant fools.

They have no idea we're all living

in a purgatory of disappeared souls now.

Ohh! Ugh!

Prangle: Tiggy! The alligator's back!

Ooh, a ball!

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