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Whoa!

Gweeseek!

Gweeseek, get over -- come on.

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

Huh?

♪♪

Boss: ...and while your envelopes taste great,

they are far too sticky.

Ahh.

Eh? Ehh!

Ugh! Wagh!

Ugh... Agh!

Oh boy... Ugh...

Girl: ♪ Gather 'round, it's cookie time, cookies, cookies ♪

No. They're back. Must resist.

♪ Crispy, crunchy, yum-yum time, cookies all day long ♪

Must...stay...strong!

♪ Eat the cookies now! Eat the cookies then! ♪

Must...

buy cookies!!

Cookies, cookies, cookies, cookies!

Give me all the cookies!

Ahhh! Cookies!!

Oh, it stopped.

What, you mean that song? Yeah.

Those rotten cookie scouts are back!

Rotten?

Everyone loves the cookie scouts.

Not me!

They always set up outside the department

because they think I'm weak, Tiggy.

And I am!

Their song gets stuck in my brain

and then I eat and eat until my tummy...

Ohh, how it aches!

You gotta get them to stop singing that song!

Okay, okay, I'll get the scouts to stop singing,

just stop squishing my head.

C'mon, one more?

Fine.

Eh! [ Chuckles ]

[ Humming ]

Hi, I'm Skippy!

Do you know what time it is?

No, but I -- It's cookie time!

Would you like to buy some cookies?

Actually, what I --

I have all your favorite flavors --

Lemon-Squeezies, Coconut-Crunchers,

Give-Me-Mores, Bright-and-Delightfuls,

Jeepy-Seepies, and of course...

yum-yums! Uh, I'm not really...

Every box of cookies helps me towards my goal

of going to camp this summer.

How many can I put you down for?

Actually, I'm not here to buy cookies.

I'm here on business.

Oh? Sounds serious.

I'm afraid it is.

You see, I've got a boss in there who loves your cookies.

You don't say? [ Purring ]

Mmmhmm, yeah, and if he keeps hearing your cookie song,

he's going to buy all of your cookies

and then gobble them all up.

All of my cookies?

Why, he'd get a belly ache...

Ugh! I know!

So, if there's any way you can stop singing that song...

Say no more.

I'm not here to cause any belly aches.

I just want to go to camp this summer.

Who doesn't? [ Meow! ]

I don't know what Boss was talking about,

that Skippy girl's alright.

[ Eerie music plays ]

Boss, it's okay, I talked to Skippy and I told her...

What? Tiggy, I can't hear you!

Boss, I -- I talked to -- You'll have to speak up!

I talked to the cookie scout -- I got this great idea where I'm wearing headphones

and listening to smooth jazz, it's a great idea! Okay, just take 'em off.

Take the -- Boss, stop.

Take the headphones -- Tiggy, don't take them off!

I can't bear to hear that cookie -- Gah!

Noo!

Quiet?

Did you do this?

Let's just say I asked her to stop, and she stopped.

Ohhh!

Skippy: ♪ Yum-yum time, cookies all day long ♪

♪ Eat the cookies now, eat the cookies then ♪

Cookies!!

Money! I need money!

Cookies! Buy cookies!

Oh! Coookies! Ohh!

Bossies, no! Oh!

Boss!

Stop!

I will not let you waste this on cookies!

Sorry, Tiggy, I'm weak. [ Crying ]

Go put on your headphones!

I'll deal with this.

Hi, I'm Skippy!

Do you know what time it is?

Let me guess, cookie time?

It's cookie time!

Would you like to buy some -- Skippy, what gives?

I thought we had an understanding.

Uhhh... We do!

But you started singing the song again.

Me?

I wasn't singing.

Uh, yeah you were!

I was not.

Was too! Was not.

Was too! Was not.

Was too! Was too.

Was not!

Good. Then we agree.

Now, how many boxes can I put you down for?

Five. Ah! None!

Don't play games with me, I heard you singing!

I was just listening to my boombox.

Oh my gosh, I didn't even realize

I was playing the cassette of myself

singing the cookie song in there.

Oh, that explains it -- Wait, what?

Remember, every box brings me closer to my goal

of going to camp this summer.

How many boxes can I put ya down for?

Listen, Skippy.

I don't mean to be a bossy bear, but I think it would be best

if you moved your stand somewhere else.

Okie dokie.

Really? Just like that?

You're gonna move? Yep.

Just like that.

Okay then...

Good.

Uh, good.

[ Eerie music plays ]

♪♪

Well, Boss, let's just say our cookie troubles are over.

Yep, that's the last we'll be seeing of

Skippy the scout-

Don't skimp on the Jeepy Seepies!

Boss! Noo!

Huh? ♪ Crispy, crunchy, yum-yum time, cookies all day long ♪

How did she... [ Gasps ]

Gimme those!

All of them!

And the rest.

Now sit! [ Whimpering ]

No begging!

Skippy, I told you to move your stand!

Well, my stand was there, and now it's here!

Huh, I guess I moved it.

No Seek, she's bad!

I see what you are.

You tricked me.

You're a tricker!

About time you caught on.

Well, you can't trick me anymore because from now on,

I'll be one step ahead.

You go left, I'll go right.

Then I'll go left.

The I'll go right and right again!

Three rights make a left.

Oh, no, it's true, I think!

That's right, Tiggy.

One way or another, I'm selling these cookies.

All of them.

And I'm going to camp this summer.

Oh yea, well I don't -- Hey!

I was gonna say something!

I was gonna say something!

What were you gonna say?

I don't know!

We can't let her win, Gwee... [ Chuckles ]

We can't let her win, we can't let her win.

No, no, no, Seeksies, no peeksies!

My plan must be perfect before I reveal it to the world.

There, it's perfect.

First, we dress up as cookie scouts.

Then we befriend dear Skippy, our...

fellow scout.

And then... she'll trust us and say,

"Oh, Tiggy, can you watch

my cookie stand, I'm a big bumdum head!"

And do you know what we'll do with those cookies, Gweeseek?

[ Meow! ] No, but you're close.

[ Chuckles ]

We'll stomp them into the mud!

Yes! Yes!

Right into the mud!

They'll get all dirty!

And then Skippy will be kicked out of the scouts

and never reach her goal for going to camp this summer!

What do you think, Boss?

[ Muffled shouting ]

[ Sighs ]

Hmm...

Gweeseek!

Don't be shy! You look good!

Nothing weird here, just a couple of cookie scouts...

uhh... scouting...

for a lifelong friendship...?

If only there were another cookie scout around...

[ Ring, ring! ]

Ah, there she is!

Okay, Gwee, stick to the plan.

Stomp, stomp, stamp, no more camp.

Why hello there, fellow cookie scout!

Uh, you know, if you need a break,

I'd totally watch your cookies for you.

Me? A cookie scout?

Yes. A cookie scout.

Just like me.

Well, mister, I'm flattered, but I'm not a cookie scout.

Uh... yeah...

you are.

No, I'm not, but I really hope to be someday...

Just like you!

Wait a sec, no, you're a cookie scout.

No, you're a cookie scout.

I'm not a cookie scout.

I just dressed like a cookie scout to make you think

I was a cookie scout because you're a cookie scout.

But I'm not a cookie scout.

Yes, you are! You're a cookie scout,

you've been out here selling cookies all day!

Now let me watch your cookies!

I -- I don't have any cookies.

They must be here somewhere, you little tricker!

Cookies? Cookies?

Cookies? Where are the cookies?

Where are all of the cookies?

Are you feeling okay, mister?

I feel...great.

I don't know how to tell you this,

but you've been out here the whole time selling cookies.

Pfft... Noo...

[ Chuckles ]

That's... That's...

Impossible...

I'm just telling you what I saw...

I watched you set up your stand...

[ Humming ]

Do you know what time it is?

It's cookie time!

But... That's not what happened...

Then, you started listing off every single flavor...

Lemon-Squeezies, Coconut-Crunchers,

Gimme-Mores, Bright-and-Delightfuls,

and of course, Yum-Yums!

Truthfully, it was kinda spooky.

How many can I put you down for?

Five?

Here you go!

Have a nice day!

No...

N-No.

I can't be the cookie scout.

What I remember most was your catchy cookie song...

How did that go again?

♪ Gather 'round... ♪

♪ It's cookie... ♪

♪ Time? ♪

♪ Cookies... ♪

♪ Cookies... ♪

♪ Crispy crunchy, yum-yum time, cookies... ♪

♪ All day long... ♪

[ Gasps ] I am the cookie scout.

Yes, you are...

Now you better hurry up and sell all these cookies, or...

Or I won't reach my goal of going to camp this summer!

♪ Eat the cookies now! ♪

♪ Eat the cookies then! ♪

♪ Eat the cookies 'til they're gone you silly cookie head! ♪

♪ Gather 'round, it's cookie time... ♪

♪ Cookies... ♪

♪ Cookies... ♪

♪ Crispy crunchy cookie time... ♪ [ Muffled shouting ]

♪ Cookies all day long... ♪

♪ Eat the cookies now... ♪

♪ Eat the cookies then... ♪

Gaaahahgaw!

Gimme all your cookies!

Aaahhhh!

♪ Eat the cookies 'til they're gone you silly cookie head! ♪

Oh, boy, now I can finally reach my goal

of going to camp this summer!

Only cookie scouts can go to camp.

But I'm a cookie scout.

No, you're not. Huh?

Whaddaya mean?

I tricked ya. But...

But you said that... I tricked ya.

It was easy! So...

I wasn't... And you were...

But then I...

Sold all those cookies to --

Boss: Tiggy...

My belly aches, it hurts so much...

Well, Gweeseek, that cinches it.

We really are a couple of grade A jerks.

♪ Gather round, it's cookie time, cookies, cookies ♪

Ooh! Cookies!

♪♪