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Whoa!

Gweeseek!

Gweeseek, get over -- come on.

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

Huh?

♪♪

♪♪

He didn't see us, did he?

I think we're in the clear.

Thought you could hide from me, eh?

Well, think -- Not everything's about you.

It isn't? It usually is.

Not today.

It's Boss.

He has finally gone mad. Boss?

He's the happiest person I know!

Boss: Tiggy!

I've got something for you!

Oh, goody!

Tiggy, don't! Coming boss!

The ignorant fool.

Boss?

Tiggy! You're just in time.

I'm putting the finishing touches on my new recipe!

♪ Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ♪

Skitcha-chow!

Boss, I didn't know you cooked.

Oh yeah, nothing makes me happier than cooking a good meal

for my good friends.

Hope you're hungry!

I'm starved!

[ Creeeeeak! ]

[ Snap! ]

[ Boing! ]

[ Squish! Creak! Creak! Creak! Creak! ]

Ah. Oh-Oh.

This looks great.

[ Creeeeeak! Pop! ]

And, uh...

[ Bubble! Pop! ]

...what is it, exactly?

I call it the gloppy Joe.

After myself.

Don't overthink it, just dig in.

Dig, yeah.

Uh, hey, Gweeseek, why don't you take the first bite?

Rowr!

[ Hisses ]

What was that about?

Oh, you know cats.

She probably saw a mouse or something.

Oh, heh. Ha ha ha.

For a second there, I thought it was the sandwich.

No! Oh, no, no. It's not the sandwich.

Well... what you waiting for?

You gotta eat it while it's still damp.

Right. Damp.

Ahhh.

Ohh.

Uhh.

Ohh.

Keep going!

I put the best parts in the back.

[ Groans ]

Ah-ow.

Mnh.

Blech!

[ Gags ]

[ Breathing heavily ]

Well? What do you think?

Um, it was very...

uh...

Well, i-it wasn't really...

uh...uh... [ Whimpers ]

I-I-It was great!

You really, truly liked it?

Liked it? I loved it!

In fact, it was the best thing I've ever had.

[ Laughs ]

Tiggy, I can't express how happy you've made me feel!

[ Crying ] I needed this.

I really needed this.

It just means a lot.

Yeah.

So yummy.

Bleh. Yuck. Yuck, yuck, yuck.

Tiggy! You survived?! What was it like?

Ugh! It was like...

every single bad flavor

had a war in my mouth and there were no survivors.

What was that, Tiggy?

I said...it was like every good flavor

had a party in my mouth

and there were no survivors.

Well, this party's just getting started! No.

Tiggy liked 'em so much that I made a second batch!

No, no, no. Yes, yes, yes!

Plenty for everyone!

[ Humming ] [ Creak! Pop! ]

Oh, yes.

[ Creak! Pop! ] Aha!

[ Laughs ] [ Gasps ]

[ Groans ] [ Giggles ]

Oh, you gonna like this.

Ahh.

Glee-glee-glee-glee-glee.

Glips! [ Creak! ]

Oh! I almost forgot the garnish!

I'll get it fresh from the aquarium.

I think mine moved.

Did you see that?

Did anyone see that?

Did you see the movement?

I'd rather chug mop water!

Let's make a run for it while we still got our taste buds.

Listen to yourselves! Boss is our friend.

If this is what we gotta do to spare his feelings, well,

then we gotta do it.

[ Dramatic music plays ]

I can't do it.

Gweeseek!

Who's ready to get garnished?

Gweeseek...

you ate your sandwich right up!

You must be hungry, you little glop gobbler!

I'll go whip you up another.

Wait a second.

He didn't even notice.

That means...

we don't have to eat them.

We just have to make Boss think we ate them!

Oh-ho! Genius, Gweeseek!

Genius!

Yo, Boss, bring on the gloppies!

♪ Yo, Boss, bring on the gloppies ♪

♪ And don't forget to make 'em extra sloppy ♪

♪ Yo, Boss, bring on the gloppies ♪

♪ Uh, don't forget to make it extra sloppy ♪

♪ Woke up this morning, was feeling kinda hungry ♪

♪ Thought I heard a ghost, it was a rumble in my tummy ♪

♪ I smell Boss cooking something ♪

♪ Oh, what could it be? ♪

♪ He slapped it on a bun and called it gloppy ♪

♪ It's bouncy, it's stringy, and it smells like feet ♪

♪ Even though I'm starving, yeah, I don't wanna eat ♪

♪ I took a little nibble, I thought it was wack ♪

♪ But lucky for me, the best stuff is in the back ♪

♪ Yo, Boss, bring on the gloppies ♪

♪ And don't forget to make 'em extra sloppy ♪

♪ Yo, Boss, bring on the gloppies ♪

♪ Uh, don't forget to make it extra sloppy ♪

♪ How you want your gloppy? ♪ ♪ Swirled and funky! ♪

♪ You want it extra damp? ♪ ♪ I want it extra chunky ♪

♪ Should I make it bounce? ♪ ♪ I like it when it bubbles ♪

♪ Any way you want it ♪ ♪ Mm, I want a double ♪

♪ Yo, Boss, bring on the gloppies ♪

♪ And don't forget to make 'em extra sloppy ♪

♪ Yo, Boss, bring on the gloppies ♪

♪ Alright ♪ ♪ Uh, don't forget to make it extra sloppy ♪

Well, that's it! The last of the gloppies!

[ Rattle! Bang! Bang! ]

Oh. Oh, really?

Tsk. Ah, darn!

Aww!

Oh, curses.

You really love those sandwiches, huh?

And how!

Well, today has been fun.

But I'm a boss, a businessman, and as much as I'd love to,

I can't just make gloppies for my friends all day long.

We're free! Oof!

Uh, I mean [Unenthusiastically] drats.

I know I speak for all of us

when I say, "Thank you, Boss."

No, Tiggy.

Thank you.

Thank you all. [ Crying ]

[ Door closes ] [ All exhale ]

♪♪

[ Yawns ]

Morning, Gweeseek.

Excited to start our gloppy-free day?

[ Meows ]

Huh?

Hey, This Guy, whatcha doin'?

Do not talk to me.

You! You did this!

Did what?!

Boss: Hey, Tiggy, come over here and give me a hand!

Uh, sure thing, Boss.

"Grand opening?"

But the department's already open.

Keep rolling.

"Gloppy...

Joe's...

Diner"? No.

Keep rolling.

"Yes!"?

But you're a boss -- a businessman!

Precisely! I can't miss out on an opportunity like this!

But, I mean, isn't opening a restaurant kind of risky?

Come on! You guys couldn't get enough of 'em!

People will love 'em!

You mean you're going to sell your gloppies to people --

like, real people,

like, living people?

Like...those people!

[ Whimpers ]

My dreams are about to come true,

and I have you to thank!

Me? Yeah.

Remember all your words of encouragement?

I plastered them all over the neighborhood!

"Mmm"?

"In fact, it's the best thing I've ever had"?

"And how"?

Well, I-I guess I did say all this stuff, but the thing is --

Hold that thought! Save it for the news!

The news?!

I'm here live at the grand opening of Gloppy Joe's Diner.

Will it live up to the colossal hype?

Let's find out. Here comes the first customer.

That's me. And, boy, am I hungry.

And critical.

Oh, no. One bite of the glop

and Prangle's going to break Boss' heart...

on live TV!

This way, fine sir.

Hmm.

I'll go with the, uh...

Gloppy Joe.

Excellent choice.

[ Splat! Creeeeeeak! Snap! ]

♪♪

[ Glop! Glop! ] Ohhh.

Sink or swim?

It all comes down to the first bite.

Ahhh... Meow!

[ Groaning ]

Ohh. Yummy. [ Gags ]

Oh, Tiggy. How he loves his gloppies!

Here you go, Prangle. [ Chomp! ]

Mmm. Yum.

Oh, yummy. Hey!

Here you go, Prangle. [ Chomp! ]

Here you go, Pran-- [ Chomp! ]

Here you go, Pran-- [ Chomp! ]

Here you go, Prangle. [ Chomp! ]

Here you go. Here you go. [ Chomp! Chomp! ]

Here you go. Here you go. [ Chomp! Chomp! ]

Here you -- Here you go. [ Chomp! Chomp! ]

Here you go. Here you go. I don't know. Just keep rolling.

Here you go. Here you go. [ Chomp! Chomp! ]

Here you go. Here you -- Stop!

[ Vomits ] Boss... [ Pop! ]

...I can't take it anymore!

Your gloppy Joes are terr--

[ Groans ]

Terr-- [ Groans ]

Terrific?

Terrible!

Why, thank yo-- Wait.

They're slimy and disgusting,

somehow both too dry and too wet at the same time,

and the smell --

[ Groaning ]

Oh, boy, I-I gotta sit down.

[ Groans ] Aaah!

Boss, I should've told you earlier,

but I was afraid it would break your little doggy heart!

Oh, geez, Tiggy, you don't think

I could take a little constructive criticism?

I wanted your opinion.

R-Really?

Yeah. That's why I asked for it.

But, I mean -- Tsk! -- they can't be that bad.

You guys ate a ton of them!

Yeah. About that...

[ Rumbling ]

No!

[ Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! ] [ Grunting ] Ohh!

[ Vroom! Screech! Crash! ]

[ Smacks lips ]

Yeah. You can really taste that mop water.

I gotta lie down. [ Thud! ]

♪ Yo, Boss, bring on the gloppies ♪

♪ And don't forget to make 'em extra sloppy ♪

♪ Yo, Boss, bring on the gloppies ♪

♪ Uh, don't forget to make it extra sloppy ♪