Original subtitles

Whoa!

Gweeseek!

Gweeseek, get over -- come on.

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

Huh?

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Tiggy: Mrs. Grendelsons!

You look so lovely.

Have you gotten younger?

Oh, such a little gentleman.

It was such a pleasure for Gweeseek

and I to find your lost cane.

Thank you.

As you can see, my lil old hand is getting lonely over here.

Oh! Don't worry!

I'll keep your hand company!

It's so rare to meet such a nice, polite young man

in this terrifying world...

Oh, pashaw.

Now let me see if I can locate your...

[ Door opens ] ...cane?

Stinkin' pinkin' piece of stinkin' pinkin' garbage!

Uh, have you met my associate, Gweeseek?

You two should talk.

You're going to have to speak up, young man.

Excuse me, Nuritza!

Thank you! Hey!

I was using that to rip up the floors!

Wh! Wh- Wh!

A-here you go, Mrs. Grendelsons!

Your scepter...

[ Gasps ] Oh, now don't get up.

You ought to be crowned the prince of niceness.

And there...

And there!

Aw shucks, Mrs. G.

If I'm gonna be the prince of niceness,

you oughta be crowned...

The queen of niceness!

Ugh.

No, you're the queen of niceness!

No, you're the queen of niceness!

No, you are! No you!

So...sweet. No, no, stop.

You're the queen of niceness.

No, nuh-no, no you are!

Pfffft...

Pffft Pffft Pfffffft.

Ha!

What a goody goody!

Hey, who're you calling a goody goody?

"You're the queen of niceness!"

"No, you're my best friend!"

"No, you are!" "Mwa, mwa, mwa, mwa!"

"Let's join the city council!"

That sounds exactly like me.

W-well...

What's wrong with being a goody goody?

Heh.

Well, I guess there's nothin' wrong with being a goody goody,

so long as you like people walkin' all over ya.

A-all over me?

But uh, hey, what do I know, huh?

I'm just bad to the bone!

I do what I want, when I want.

No one tells me what to do.

Wow, that's bad.

Uh, bu-bu-but I mean, I'm no goody goody.

I-I'm nasty, I'm bad, no one tells Tiggy what to do!

Tiggy would answer the phone while I'm out, please?

Of course!

Anything you say, Mr. Guy!

D'Ooh... Gweeseek...

I hope someone calls so I can show This Guy

I'm a good little boy!

Pfffffffft.

Uh... I mean...

Tch.

Get a load of This Guy!

Thinks he can just get me to answer the phone?

Pfft, huh!

As if!

Why, if he were here I'd -- I'd tell him to buzz off!

Go boil his head!

Tiggy, did you say something?

-No! -Oh, my mistake.

Phew!

As I was saying, Nuritza --

[ Telephone ringing ]

Watch this.

I can be bad.

Yello?

This Guy can't come to the phone right now.

Would you like to leave a message

so he can call you back later?

[ Panting ]

You call that bad?!

You practically married that caller over the phone!

W-well, I-I...

Gweeseek!

What are you doing?!

Ah... Vandalism!

Now that's bad.

[ Meow! ]

I can be bad.

I can totally be bad.

I'll prove it.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Bad. Bad. Gotta be bad.

I'm a finder, I can find a way to be bad.

Ha ha! Yes!

Perfect.

Oop!

Gotta recycle!

Every good boy knows not to draw on the walls...

But Tiggy doesn't play by their rules.

Hehehehe. Hohoho.

Hahahaha.

Yes.

Yeeeesss.

Ooh, marvelous.

Hahaha. Hehehe.

What're you cackling about?

Feast your eye on this!

What is it? What am I looking at?

Right there!

You mean that itty bitty smudge on the wall?

He he he, yeah, now watch this!

It's a secret graffiti!

So, I need a magnifying glass just to read it?!

No one knows it's there, but I do.

Doesn't that make it extra bad?

[ Snickering ]

Oooohhh. Pffft!

Like I said before, kid,

the world's gonna walk all over ya!

The whole world?!

The world doesn't even have feet!

You don't know what you're talkin' about, Nuritza.

You're gonna eat those words!

Okay think, think, think, Tiggy!

Ugh gotta be bad, gotta be really bad!

What do we got here? What do we got?

What do we goooot?

We got a sink.

Could clog it.

A fridge?

Could defrost it.

No, not bad enough.

[ Gasps ]

What do we got...heeeerrreee?

This Guy's precious filing system.

Oh, nothing can be out of order, everything in its place --

anything you say Mr. Guy!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Hehehe yeeeaaaahhhh...

Yes, yes, bad, bad, bad!

[ Chainsaw revs ]

Hey, Nuritza, are you watching?! Haha!

I'm being bad! Wahahaaaa!

This Guy: Tiggy, what are you doing?

[ Gasps ] This Guy! That's right, Tiggy.

I've been watching you...

I'm sorry, This Guy!

I don't know what came over me.

I'm sorry.

I mean, I'm not sorry!

Whatcha gonna do about it?

I am going to thank you, Tiggy! Thank me?

I've been meaning to shred those papers,

but it always pulls the hairs on my knuckles.

You're sooooo nice, Tiggy!

Sooo nice!

Sooo niiice!

Pffffttttt!

Nuh, nuh no...

Oh, bad kitty!

Bad, bad!

Good Tiggy!

Bad kitty!

I'm off to the dry cleaners...

Aww, Gweeseek, being nasty is so easy for you!

But not me.

Am I going to be a goody goody for the rest of my life?

And then what?

Everyone likes me and they choose me to be mayor,

and then I'm just th-the mayor that everyone likes?

What kind of life is that?!

Teach me Gweeseek!

Teach me your ways!

[ Gasps ]

Ho ho.

Genius, Gweeseek.

Genius!

Tiggy: Hey, Nuritzaaaaaa!

What now?

My shoe is gettin' heavy!

Tiggy... I better put it down.

You wouldn't dare.

Oh, t-wouldn't I?

[ Snickers ]

Get away from there, Tiggy!

Oh, I can't hold it any longer!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

Get your foot outta my hard work!

Not until you admit how bad I am!

I'll show you who's bad!

You goodie two-shoes!

Admit it, Nuritza!

Admit that I'm a true bad boy!

Fine, you're bad.

But you wanna do a look around?

Huh? Wuh?

I can't move my legs!

That's right, bad boy! We're stuck!

No, no, no, not to worry. [ Chuckles ]

Gweeseek will build a contraption to get us out!

C'mon, Seeksie!

That's right, good kitty, there's the tool box!

[ Meowing ]

So much for that plan.

Awww! Oh, Boss!

This Guy!

Somebody heeeellllp!

Get a clue kiddo, everyone's gone.

We'll be stuck here all night.

All night?

But what about supper?

What are we supposed to eat?

We're gonna starve! Oh no!

Nuritza, you never told me that being bad had consequences!

I don't want people to walk all over me, but now look!

We're a part of the floor.

Everyone's gonna walk all over us!

I always knew it would end like this.

With me stuck in cement.

Well, I don't know about you, but I'm done being bad!

From here on out I'm good.

I'm a goodie goodie good-good...

Just like I used to be.

It's too late, Tiggy.

It's curtains for us.

Curtains! No!

We all don't need to starve.

Here, eat my fingers.

They're full of nutrients.

Geez, save some for Nuritza.

Hello?

Is that nice young man here...?

What was his name...

Geepy, Seepy?

I baked some zucchini fritters as thanks for finding my cane.

Oh hey, Mrs. Grendelsons...

Nice to see you one last time before we...

Well... You know.

Wait, Tiggy!

That shuffling prune can go get help!

She can?

She can!

Mrs. Grendelsons, help!

We're starving!

Hey, hungry!

Me hungry!

Mrs. Grendelsons: Oh...

[ Whimpering ]

[ Munching ]

Good thing I came along.

Mrs. Grendelsons, did you really

come back just because you thought I was so nice?

Of course!

If you were bad...

If you were nasty...

You two would be stuck here till you're nothin' but mummies.

Wouldn't that be funny? [ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

You're so funny, Mrs. Grendelsons.

No, you're so funny.

No, you're so funny.

No, you are so-

Lady! Go get us some help!

Get help?

No... No need!

I can do it myself.

Oh, whoops!

Oh... I'll just pick them up.

Now where...

I -- I...

Ohhhh.

Which one of you goody goodies wants to get eaten first?

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