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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:28,380 --> 00:00:30,180 My name is Jeanne Claire. 3 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:32,940 I am 38 years old, 4 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:35,560 have two wonderful children 5 00:00:35,810 --> 00:00:38,860 and of course the perfect father. 6 00:00:40,310 --> 00:00:43,190 He is a dentist and handsome as a god. 7 00:00:43,860 --> 00:00:48,240 Like all couples, we have some trouble, but in the end we always get along. 8 00:00:48,530 --> 00:00:50,910 I've thought a lot about us. 9 00:00:51,450 --> 00:00:54,700 The two-month separation has opened my eyes. 10 00:00:54,870 --> 00:00:57,710 For years I was not there for you. 11 00:00:57,870 --> 00:00:59,710 It was always all about the kids. 12 00:00:59,870 --> 00:01:02,000 You did imagined otherwise. 13 00:01:02,250 --> 00:01:05,720 I finally started the pelvic floor muscles. 14 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:08,760 I've changed. Marry me. 15 00:01:10,010 --> 00:01:12,390 I've got to know someone. 16 00:01:14,300 --> 00:01:16,430 - Huh? - I've got to know someone. 17 00:01:17,850 --> 00:01:20,690 You mean ... another woman? 18 00:01:21,350 --> 00:01:23,070 - She is pregnant. - What? 19 00:01:23,900 --> 00:01:26,820 - Pregnant by whom? - It'll be a boy. 20 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:29,700 - How long is that? - From me. 21 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:32,830 - Something from me? - No, from me. 22 00:01:33,070 --> 00:01:35,790 - Ah, of you. - Yes. I'll put her in front of the children. 23 00:01:36,450 --> 00:01:38,790 - What? - We hire an attorney. 24 00:01:38,950 --> 00:01:40,670 - As usual. - Anton. 25 00:01:40,910 --> 00:01:43,290 I want joint custody. 26 00:01:43,420 --> 00:01:45,380 - Pardon, I understand ... - Jeanne. 27 00:01:45,580 --> 00:01:48,260 - What does that mean? - I have to go. 28 00:02:02,390 --> 00:02:05,190 My name is Jeanne Claire, am 38th 29 00:02:05,350 --> 00:02:08,150 - My life is a nightmare. - Mummy! 30 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:11,530 Fortunately, I have my angel, Paul and Lau. 31 00:02:11,740 --> 00:02:13,910 Cuddling! 32 00:02:14,660 --> 00:02:18,330 Have I also have a second room and more toys? 33 00:02:18,530 --> 00:02:22,000 Joint custody? I'd rather croak. 34 00:02:22,250 --> 00:02:26,130 We expect record temperatures for Christmas. 35 00:02:26,290 --> 00:02:29,090 France is flooded, and soon Paris. 36 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:32,840 In the afternoon, heavy thunderstorms and storms. 37 00:02:33,010 --> 00:02:36,680 Because of weather warnings all embankments were locked. 38 00:02:37,510 --> 00:02:40,890 As a child I was afraid of thunderstorms. 39 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:44,820 Do not worry, you'll get sole custody after all. 40 00:02:44,940 --> 00:02:49,530 That's Marcelle, my great neighbor. She is afraid of nothing. 41 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:53,700 I have a one-night stand tasted. I could still throw up. 42 00:02:53,900 --> 00:02:56,830 But no one forced you to get drunk. 43 00:02:56,990 --> 00:02:59,290 You do not even verträgst alcoholic beer. 44 00:02:59,570 --> 00:03:01,200 What if I see him again? 45 00:03:01,370 --> 00:03:04,290 Perhaps this Merlin found the evening great. 46 00:03:04,540 --> 00:03:06,210 Your things. 47 00:03:06,370 --> 00:03:09,920 Let's push you. Do not forget, Dad pick you up. 48 00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:11,710 I am an architect. 49 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:15,800 I did my dream school, my biggest project. 50 00:03:15,970 --> 00:03:19,020 - Please wait. - Not the. Press the button. 51 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:23,820 "Building with positive energy," good day? 52 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:27,900 Finally I can take refuge in my office. 53 00:03:28,100 --> 00:03:29,360 - Jeanne. - Hey. 54 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:32,070 You must immediately to the site. 55 00:03:32,230 --> 00:03:34,200 - Is what? - The boss is prevented. 56 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:36,410 Thou shalt not make the loss. 57 00:03:36,700 --> 00:03:40,120 You have to work control, with ... 58 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:42,280 Monsieur... Kracovik. 59 00:03:42,580 --> 00:03:44,500 Come on. Did you with boots? 60 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:47,760 - Ah, Merlin! - Oh... 61 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,340 - I think for the elevator. Coffee? - Many Thanks. 62 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:54,000 Kiss, my beauty. 63 00:03:54,170 --> 00:03:55,970 I have to go. 64 00:03:56,210 --> 00:03:58,180 Promised. See you. 65 00:03:58,300 --> 00:04:00,350 - Let's go have a drink. - Gladly. 66 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:02,510 That's my one-night stand. 67 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:04,560 Hello, Jane. 68 00:04:07,100 --> 00:04:08,850 Alles before? 69 00:04:08,980 --> 00:04:12,030 Married, mate, womanizer. 70 00:04:12,190 --> 00:04:13,990 Worse things went just. 71 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:24,290 Would you like to have a coffee? 72 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:30,840 Come on. 73 00:04:36,300 --> 00:04:39,680 There are days when it is better to stay in bed. 74 00:04:41,340 --> 00:04:43,940 Can we help you? 75 00:04:44,140 --> 00:04:46,520 Are you lost? 76 00:04:46,770 --> 00:04:49,110 watch beautiful, wet and muddy! 77 00:04:49,270 --> 00:04:51,900 Need boots? 78 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:56,280 Let's get started. 79 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:03,740 Gut. 80 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,970 So I... 81 00:05:14,130 --> 00:05:17,220 So this work ... 82 00:05:17,340 --> 00:05:21,760 I mean, the installations were not executed so professionally. 83 00:05:23,430 --> 00:05:27,930 What is this' ne mess? As you can swim when washing your hands. 84 00:05:28,060 --> 00:05:31,110 But what the heck, fits well with the green concept. 85 00:05:31,270 --> 00:05:33,320 Kracovik, is on every floor so? 86 00:05:33,940 --> 00:05:37,030 - Water ... - What? "Some water comes out"? 87 00:05:37,900 --> 00:05:41,700 I take the loss. Drive back to the office. 88 00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:44,120 No, the boss has asked me ... 89 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:47,660 They speak so again. What's the matter with you? 90 00:05:47,910 --> 00:05:50,460 It's ... I ... 91 00:05:50,620 --> 00:05:53,090 It is the time ... Sorry. 92 00:05:53,330 --> 00:05:55,250 One moment. Wait. 93 00:05:55,380 --> 00:05:56,970 - Hello? - Yes? 94 00:05:57,210 --> 00:06:00,180 - Did your lawyer call? - No but... 95 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:02,050 What's this? 96 00:06:02,260 --> 00:06:06,350 I'm sorry, I won. We will share custody. 97 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:09,730 Our baby is coming! The contractions started one at five. 98 00:06:09,890 --> 00:06:11,890 We are all but happy. 99 00:06:12,020 --> 00:06:14,240 You have to pick up to four children. 100 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:17,520 - I'm on a ... - Honestly, look here. 101 00:06:19,940 --> 00:06:23,370 - You tell the kids. - Wait, what about Christmas? 102 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:27,120 - We need to agree. - I want her with me. 103 00:06:27,370 --> 00:06:29,210 The baby is coming! Salut! 104 00:06:29,450 --> 00:06:33,830 Jeanne, I do not want to interfere, but Kracovik has finished repair. 105 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,380 Now make the loss? 106 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:38,880 - Jeanne. What ... - Let me ... 107 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:48,100 I have to pick up the kids, go. 108 00:06:50,060 --> 00:06:54,030 My name is Jeanne Claire. With men I'm done. 109 00:06:54,270 --> 00:06:56,690 Has certainly fucked the judge. 110 00:06:56,900 --> 00:06:58,860 He tramples' on me. 111 00:06:59,110 --> 00:07:02,990 The make all types, is just that. After all, you know it. 112 00:07:03,230 --> 00:07:05,910 Stop it, that's silly. 113 00:07:06,070 --> 00:07:08,670 The flash does not already meet you. 114 00:07:10,410 --> 00:07:14,040 My father was right. Without the tail, you are nothing. 115 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:16,800 - Nothing at all. - I renounce my sex date. 116 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:19,210 - You are afraid, I'll stay. - No. 117 00:07:19,420 --> 00:07:22,920 - All good. I just need ... sleep. - Sleep? 118 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:58,570 Cuddling! 119 00:08:58,810 --> 00:09:00,230 No no no! 120 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:02,520 Stays outside. Go into your room. 121 00:09:02,770 --> 00:09:04,990 Leave me alone. 122 00:09:05,230 --> 00:09:06,860 Are you okay, Mom? 123 00:09:07,110 --> 00:09:11,660 I, uh ... That is climate change, nothing else. 124 00:09:11,860 --> 00:09:14,460 But now going to play. Thanks, kids. 125 00:09:22,580 --> 00:09:24,580 Take it easy. Everything will be fine. 126 00:09:25,340 --> 00:09:27,180 "Paulo is there now. 127 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:29,640 He is sure basketball again. " 128 00:09:31,260 --> 00:09:33,930 One two Three. 129 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:37,390 Is he there now? 130 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:39,940 - What? Who? - Is he get out? 131 00:09:40,140 --> 00:09:41,980 - What? - Is he there yet? 132 00:09:42,230 --> 00:09:43,900 - Who? What? - The baby. 133 00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:46,070 - My little brother. - Ah ... 134 00:09:46,310 --> 00:09:49,280 Yes, he's there. It seems that a very large baby. 135 00:09:49,570 --> 00:09:52,240 - Yes! Yes! - Holt cornflakes you before. 136 00:09:52,530 --> 00:09:54,410 Mama coming. 137 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:59,540 School. You have to get dressed. 138 00:09:59,740 --> 00:10:01,500 Get dressed for school. 139 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:04,970 Does not fit in. 140 00:10:05,130 --> 00:10:07,090 That never fits. 141 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:10,640 Whether he fits in there? He sticks out. 142 00:10:24,770 --> 00:10:26,320 My Sweet, 143 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:29,610 I wish you beautiful day ... with dad. 144 00:10:29,770 --> 00:10:31,870 See you next week, okay? 145 00:10:32,030 --> 00:10:34,910 Mama loves you. Mom pushes you. 146 00:10:47,540 --> 00:10:50,590 - Everything okay? - Everything great. 147 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,720 Everything is wonderful. 148 00:11:02,890 --> 00:11:05,570 Hello, Monsieur masses, it's me, Jeanne. 149 00:11:05,730 --> 00:11:07,860 I can not come to work today. 150 00:11:07,980 --> 00:11:10,900 No, not because of it. I have a fat virus. 151 00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:13,280 Maybe not fat, but substantial. 152 00:11:13,570 --> 00:11:17,790 I would say Monday if all goes well. The very latest. 153 00:11:17,950 --> 00:11:19,320 Bye. 154 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:31,050 Mme Claire, Dr. Pace Thursday but no office. 155 00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:33,800 It is really very, very urgent. 156 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:36,680 Will not you tell me what happened? 157 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:38,720 No no no. 158 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:45,080 I have a son who log. 159 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:47,340 You have to call me before. 160 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,210 Then I get down, taking the rose, and finished. 161 00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:52,630 Jane? Alles klar, Jeanne? 162 00:12:53,420 --> 00:12:55,260 We see you, okay? 163 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:59,720 - Adam, Jeanne. Jeanne, Adam. - Good day. 164 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,100 You It's really not good, huh? 165 00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:04,400 - You are great, thanks. - You also. Bye for now. 166 00:13:05,260 --> 00:13:08,610 perhaps you would have something very strong to drink? 167 00:13:08,850 --> 00:13:11,900 In your condition? Take prefer vegetable juice. 168 00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:14,200 A glass of wine knocks you down yet. 169 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:17,830 The thing with the custody makes you really ready. 170 00:13:18,070 --> 00:13:19,940 You're a wreck. 171 00:13:20,110 --> 00:13:22,580 Who pays you, so you go around like that? 172 00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:25,200 Honestly, this skirt is terrible. 173 00:13:25,370 --> 00:13:26,910 Marcelle. 174 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:30,830 - I think I've got a penis. - Oh really? 175 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,340 No, no fun. I have a tail. 176 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:35,260 Nonsense. 177 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:37,890 - You want to see it? - Yeah, right. 178 00:13:42,970 --> 00:13:46,940 I know, disgusting, disgusting, repulsive. I want to get rid of him. 179 00:13:47,140 --> 00:13:49,060 Then take it off yet. 180 00:13:49,310 --> 00:13:52,060 Are you crazy? 181 00:13:52,310 --> 00:13:54,810 - What ... - It hurts like hell! 182 00:13:56,060 --> 00:13:57,940 - What's this? - Do I have to die? 183 00:13:58,190 --> 00:14:00,740 - Clear the way! - But you can not. 184 00:14:00,990 --> 00:14:02,860 - Take that off! - It does not work! 185 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,710 My mother. 186 00:14:04,950 --> 00:14:06,450 - Crap. - Be natural. 187 00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:08,040 Of course, please! 188 00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:11,080 - And then ... - Good evening. 189 00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:13,550 - I gave him nothing done. - No ... 190 00:14:13,790 --> 00:14:16,590 - But. - Hello. 191 00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:18,380 How are you? 192 00:14:19,170 --> 00:14:21,170 Bring him in already. 193 00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:23,770 Ceases to smoking joints, girls. 194 00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:27,400 We then go get out and discuss everything there, huh? 195 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,220 Na the. The. 196 00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:38,900 Can I see him again? 197 00:14:42,530 --> 00:14:44,150 Wow... 198 00:14:47,870 --> 00:14:50,660 I had just seen him properly. 199 00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:53,960 I was so surprised and scared. 200 00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:58,500 - He is not like the others. - So? 201 00:14:58,670 --> 00:15:00,670 He is unique. 202 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:02,800 Simply unique. 203 00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:06,720 Certainly not baroque, but not classic ... 204 00:15:07,260 --> 00:15:11,190 What can I say? A bit of Scandinavian furniture. 205 00:15:11,350 --> 00:15:14,350 So clean lines and beautiful shiny. 206 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:17,020 I find it heavenly. 207 00:15:17,270 --> 00:15:19,860 Now he is no longer there, because of the cold. 208 00:15:19,980 --> 00:15:24,160 When I imagine, after a hot bath ... amazing. 209 00:15:26,570 --> 00:15:30,290 - Jeanne. Do you think it works? - Be quiet. 210 00:15:30,580 --> 00:15:32,580 That's so gross. 211 00:15:32,740 --> 00:15:35,840 A woman's head with male gender. 212 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,970 What could you do everything. I envy you. 213 00:15:39,130 --> 00:15:40,920 If only I had died. 214 00:15:41,630 --> 00:15:44,130 What woman does not want to know what that is? 215 00:15:44,340 --> 00:15:47,930 - I renounce. - You are mutation and superhero. 216 00:15:48,930 --> 00:15:53,310 So kind of a cross with a bisexual nature. This gives it. 217 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:56,650 Oh yes, there are the oysters and snails. 218 00:15:56,810 --> 00:16:00,690 This is our food: antibiotics, pesticides, genetic engineering. 219 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:04,200 The fish have two heads, you just a dick. 220 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:07,360 A dick. Come on. 221 00:16:07,570 --> 00:16:10,240 Throw yourself down. I bet you can fly. 222 00:16:10,530 --> 00:16:13,880 - I'm a monster, and you ... - are you not a monster. 223 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:16,790 You're the Joan of Arc of modernity. 224 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:18,260 - Nonsense. - But. 225 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:21,720 - Maybe a growing me. - You think so? 226 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:25,180 - And other women. Tomorrow, who knows? - Do you think? 227 00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:28,260 That's why hair Jeanne us grow on the chin. 228 00:16:28,550 --> 00:16:31,140 - You're the Urexemplar the prototype. - Yes? 229 00:16:31,260 --> 00:16:34,060 Is that clear to you? Hey, girls! 230 00:16:34,890 --> 00:16:39,110 Girls! They say we need a to be respected! 231 00:16:39,270 --> 00:16:42,820 We show it! We push them in the ass! 232 00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:51,620 Madame? 233 00:16:51,740 --> 00:16:53,580 Mrs? Mrs. 234 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:57,580 - Madame Claire wherever you want? - I need to Dr. Pace. 235 00:16:57,830 --> 00:16:59,580 You can not clean easily. 236 00:16:59,830 --> 00:17:02,250 It's about life and death. I have to see the doctor. 237 00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:05,630 I'll give you an appointment. Pretty hat. 238 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:09,380 - It's urgent. - I will look. Wednesday would go. 239 00:17:09,670 --> 00:17:11,350 What shoud that? 240 00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:13,430 Mme Claire, come back! 241 00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:18,020 but it does not burst just in here. Marinette! 242 00:17:18,180 --> 00:17:21,310 I need to show you something. But do not tell anyone. 243 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:25,820 I am subject to confidentiality. But we had no appointment. 244 00:17:25,980 --> 00:17:29,410 It suddenly occurred yesterday morning. 245 00:17:30,030 --> 00:17:31,700 And now it hurts. 246 00:17:34,780 --> 00:17:36,830 Moment. 247 00:17:36,990 --> 00:17:38,540 Dont move. 248 00:17:40,540 --> 00:17:42,420 - It's the water? - Yes. 249 00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:47,430 This is water. 250 00:17:47,710 --> 00:17:50,340 - Doctor? - I'm taking the day off. 251 00:17:50,630 --> 00:17:53,180 - See you tomorrow. - Why? 252 00:17:53,380 --> 00:17:55,560 - Promised. - I've been waiting for two hours. 253 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,600 - All right. You're welcome. - Yes? 254 00:17:57,850 --> 00:17:59,980 - There is a solution for everything. - Yes? 255 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,810 - A disaster. - You scare me. 256 00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:06,990 Clear should read: Now do not panic. It is all good. 257 00:18:07,230 --> 00:18:09,360 - I am confident. - Oh? 258 00:18:09,650 --> 00:18:12,780 - Very confident. - Maybe psychosomatic? 259 00:18:13,650 --> 00:18:18,460 In rare cases, severe shocks can even attack certain organs. 260 00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:23,960 However, if this is psychosomatic, then a lot of pleasure. 261 00:18:24,210 --> 00:18:28,010 - Is it the new pill? - Definitely not, definitely not. 262 00:18:28,170 --> 00:18:32,170 - You may Take hormones? - Oh no, no, no. 263 00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:34,890 Were there other cases? Her mother, grandmother? 264 00:18:35,130 --> 00:18:38,140 But how do you say that, Doctor? Spin? 265 00:18:38,390 --> 00:18:41,230 Do not complain, I'm looking. 266 00:18:41,390 --> 00:18:44,890 - Are you saying we can do it? - What him? 267 00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:46,690 - You're welcome. - That will not do. 268 00:18:46,850 --> 00:18:50,200 There's sex change. I want one. 269 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:52,580 - You're welcome. - This one is very clear: 270 00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:55,660 So serious intervention is very painful. 271 00:18:55,780 --> 00:19:00,660 Just because it occurred so suddenly. He could instantly grow back. 272 00:19:00,830 --> 00:19:03,080 Ow! Now do not bite me! 273 00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:05,840 - I'm going crazy. - Tell me about it! 274 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,300 Please contact Mme Claire. 275 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:11,420 This really is not my area of ​​expertise. 276 00:19:11,710 --> 00:19:14,930 - Hm? - I'll send you to a specialist ... 277 00:19:15,170 --> 00:19:17,800 Oh no. No one should know about it. 278 00:19:18,050 --> 00:19:19,800 Everyone will be after me. 279 00:19:20,050 --> 00:19:22,520 I'm not a circus monster only mother. 280 00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:26,020 You are my gynecologist. You must help me. 281 00:19:26,270 --> 00:19:28,070 - I ask you. - Take it easy. 282 00:19:28,230 --> 00:19:30,900 He could disappear as it has emerged. 283 00:19:31,150 --> 00:19:33,990 When? I can live another day like that. 284 00:19:34,150 --> 00:19:36,370 - It disgusts me. - Understand. 285 00:19:36,570 --> 00:19:38,410 I can not touch it him. 286 00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:41,410 Also... also... also... 287 00:19:41,660 --> 00:19:44,130 Please calm down, ma'am. 288 00:19:44,290 --> 00:19:48,040 I ask you. Did you used to be a stuffed animal? 289 00:19:48,710 --> 00:19:50,260 Yes why? 290 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,720 - What was it called? - Pinpin Monsieur. 291 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:54,510 - A rabbit? - Why? 292 00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:58,140 To be call him Monsieur Pinpin. 293 00:19:58,340 --> 00:20:00,270 That reminds you of your friend. 294 00:20:00,550 --> 00:20:04,350 - But he was loving, wanted no evil? - He was. 295 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:09,400 If you touch it, you think you touch the rabbit Pinpin. 296 00:20:09,690 --> 00:20:11,690 Now let me go. 297 00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:15,120 - Let us examine him times. We must. - For real? 298 00:20:17,820 --> 00:20:22,120 Everything seems to function normally. That's a comfort. 299 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:23,960 It attracts quite terrible. 300 00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:28,420 It feels like a grenade just before ... explode. 301 00:20:28,580 --> 00:20:30,380 That is normal. 302 00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:34,670 Pardon the expression, but Pinpins little bag is full. 303 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:37,510 - The need to get out. - No way. 304 00:20:39,090 --> 00:20:40,340 - I'm afraid. - You're welcome? 305 00:20:40,550 --> 00:20:42,550 - I'm afraid. - But now... 306 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:46,440 I have a Pinpin between the legs for 50 years. 307 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:48,230 He has never bitten. 308 00:20:48,390 --> 00:20:51,690 - but I'm not a man. - Do not be afraid. 309 00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:54,020 Unpack Pinpin, and off you go! 310 00:20:54,190 --> 00:20:57,030 - That los, los. - Okay. 311 00:20:58,820 --> 00:21:02,410 - He remains flaccid, is this normal? - Nothing is normal. 312 00:21:02,620 --> 00:21:05,540 Listen, maybe it helps: 313 00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:08,500 Think of something you excited. 314 00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:13,800 Madame? All I have to do here. 315 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,130 Imagine, you are ... 316 00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:17,920 - In a chalet ... - Yes. 317 00:21:18,090 --> 00:21:21,010 In front of the fireplace. It is warm and cozy. 318 00:21:21,220 --> 00:21:23,140 - Do what is? - Uh, no. 319 00:21:24,180 --> 00:21:25,680 An attractive man ... 320 00:21:25,930 --> 00:21:28,400 lolling on a coat before you. 321 00:21:29,020 --> 00:21:31,310 Ojen. 322 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:33,770 He growls ... 323 00:21:33,980 --> 00:21:36,070 - And? - Nothing. 324 00:21:36,230 --> 00:21:38,360 - Nothing? - I think it's disgusting. 325 00:21:38,570 --> 00:21:40,570 A woman? 326 00:21:43,820 --> 00:21:45,620 He moves. 327 00:21:45,870 --> 00:21:49,710 - What is this lady? - It stands in high boots. 328 00:21:50,620 --> 00:21:54,050 With a lustful smile. 329 00:21:54,210 --> 00:21:55,260 And now... 330 00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:57,300 - Be careful. - Yes? 331 00:21:57,420 --> 00:21:59,720 She spreads her legs ... 332 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:02,430 And you ... and you ... 333 00:22:05,140 --> 00:22:08,440 Jeanne? 334 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:11,230 I have everything covered with sperm. 335 00:22:11,390 --> 00:22:13,770 Well, I'm waiting in the parlor. 336 00:22:15,350 --> 00:22:17,530 Mme Claire, I'm exhausted. 337 00:22:17,690 --> 00:22:21,290 I'll call you if I have your blood, okay? 338 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,950 Please send me sick for quite a long time. 339 00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:25,830 But you are not sick. 340 00:22:25,990 --> 00:22:29,460 You have until Monday off. Life goes on. 341 00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:32,250 Stand up. With momentum. 342 00:22:32,410 --> 00:22:36,210 There you go, ma'am. Fine. Do not go that way. 343 00:22:36,380 --> 00:22:39,850 - What do I do now? - Buy more underpants. 344 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,600 And pamper Pinpin. Several times a day. 345 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:45,590 - Everything will be fine. - Sure, Doctor? 346 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:49,510 - You look very helpless. - What. That's not me. 347 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:52,020 - Are you reach over the phone? - Clear. 348 00:22:52,180 --> 00:22:53,860 - Yes. - Yes? Then I'll call. 349 00:22:54,060 --> 00:22:56,860 Positive. Think positive. Goodbye. 350 00:22:57,860 --> 00:23:01,230 - Wow, that looks really strong out. - And if so. 351 00:23:01,530 --> 00:23:04,950 Stop whining. It's great, what happened to you. 352 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,620 You have a turbine between the legs. 353 00:23:07,870 --> 00:23:09,960 - Sch ... - The lit a village. 354 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:13,630 No rule, no spiral, no tampons, no menopause. 355 00:23:13,790 --> 00:23:16,210 Maybe another break, not so bad. 356 00:23:16,370 --> 00:23:19,380 - And you can rumklatschen it. - Ah. 357 00:23:19,590 --> 00:23:21,380 - And so on. - Sch. 358 00:23:21,670 --> 00:23:23,260 That's sharp. 359 00:23:23,420 --> 00:23:26,520 If you have to, you bring it out and pee off. 360 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,270 - Sch... - Hey. Hey, hey. 361 00:23:29,430 --> 00:23:31,310 The journey is just beginning. 362 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,820 You'll have fun, you do focus. 363 00:23:38,020 --> 00:23:39,990 - This is Merlin. - ran go. 364 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,740 - Hallo? - Ja, hallo, Jeanne. Hello. 365 00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:49,950 Still speechless. I'm sorry to bother, but I have no choice. 366 00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:52,870 The decrease is due to, a disaster. 367 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,130 To avoid further delays, 368 00:23:55,290 --> 00:23:58,880 we need to bring forward the customer appointment on Tuesday. 369 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:00,840 How does the recalculation? 370 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,930 - How can I say ... - What? 371 00:24:04,170 --> 00:24:06,390 - I'm on sick leave. - Jeanne. 372 00:24:06,670 --> 00:24:09,270 Herbal 'n suppositories and get to work. 373 00:24:09,550 --> 00:24:13,600 - That will not be enough ... - Tuesday, that's not negotiable. 374 00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:16,940 - Once asshole ... - ... always asshole. 375 00:24:17,140 --> 00:24:19,610 Was you serious? 376 00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:23,360 Pst. 377 00:24:35,450 --> 00:24:37,830 Jeanne, look at me. 378 00:24:39,670 --> 00:24:42,210 - Come between my legs. - What? 379 00:24:42,420 --> 00:24:44,300 Everything okay? 380 00:24:44,420 --> 00:24:46,550 All good? 381 00:24:48,010 --> 00:24:50,350 I have to go. I can not anymore. 382 00:24:59,890 --> 00:25:03,150 Oh damn, that's her. 383 00:25:03,730 --> 00:25:08,280 Phew, so I need to keep my distance. Not lose weight, right. 384 00:25:12,110 --> 00:25:16,210 - Hello? I can hardly hear you. - Here is Jeanne. 385 00:25:16,450 --> 00:25:19,080 - I feel bad. - I do not hear anything. 386 00:25:19,330 --> 00:25:21,960 - If the tail? say "tail" -. 387 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:24,250 I do not, I'm confused. 388 00:25:24,380 --> 00:25:27,100 It will be allright. Drink something. 389 00:25:27,300 --> 00:25:30,300 - And what? - No matter, 'nen Whiskey, a double. 390 00:25:30,510 --> 00:25:33,640 - Hello? I do not listen. - I wonder... 391 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,400 Not possible, I'm afraid. 392 00:25:38,140 --> 00:25:40,560 Weapons Ding Ding weapons ... 393 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,630 SEX CHANGE RECIPE 394 00:26:06,750 --> 00:26:08,380 Au. 395 00:26:30,690 --> 00:26:32,570 Jeanne? Jeanne. 396 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,410 Jeanne. 397 00:26:35,610 --> 00:26:37,240 What did you do? 398 00:26:37,530 --> 00:26:39,250 What's this? 399 00:26:42,750 --> 00:26:44,920 You're sick. 400 00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:47,130 - It is quite hot. - Who then? 401 00:26:47,290 --> 00:26:48,340 Pinpin. 402 00:26:48,590 --> 00:26:51,810 - I'm afraid ... - Slow. I do not understand anything. 403 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:55,590 Since this morning, he's red, purple. A whole new color. 404 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:59,640 I can not imagine that. Send a photo. 405 00:26:59,810 --> 00:27:02,560 It's burning... 406 00:27:03,140 --> 00:27:06,270 - Oh yeah, that ... - Hervé, darling. 407 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:09,280 - I thought ... - DC, treasure, a phone call. 408 00:27:09,570 --> 00:27:13,620 Only a swelling. That will pass. 409 00:27:13,740 --> 00:27:16,410 But now times calm, damn it! 410 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:20,830 - creams it on with ointment. - ointment? 411 00:27:20,990 --> 00:27:24,370 Creams Give him one, then everything is back to normal. 412 00:27:24,540 --> 00:27:25,660 Good luck. 413 00:28:09,790 --> 00:28:11,260 I love you. 414 00:28:24,220 --> 00:28:27,270 Mom, we miss you. 415 00:28:27,430 --> 00:28:29,980 I look forward to see you again tomorrow. 416 00:28:30,730 --> 00:28:32,570 Yes me too. 417 00:28:32,730 --> 00:28:35,910 - Nice day. - kisses, I love you. 418 00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:50,720 Tomorrow evening? Holy shit. 419 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,260 When I cook, I think of sex. 420 00:28:57,420 --> 00:28:59,420 While brushing your teeth I think of sex. 421 00:28:59,630 --> 00:29:01,430 No matter what I do, I think of sex. 422 00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:04,230 And if I do not do anything, then ... 423 00:29:06,310 --> 00:29:10,360 - Is that so, if you're a man? - I also have such thoughts. 424 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,650 If this happens to me, I'll get it all out. 425 00:29:13,810 --> 00:29:17,160 As soon as I have time, I'll call Adam, and bang. 426 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:21,530 I had one, I allowed myself a blow every day in front of the telly. 427 00:29:21,740 --> 00:29:24,040 The full asocial, Marcelle. 428 00:29:24,570 --> 00:29:26,870 I have no more time. 429 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:30,380 The children come tomorrow, I have to work again. 430 00:29:30,540 --> 00:29:34,130 - What am I doing? A disaster. - What. 431 00:29:34,290 --> 00:29:37,550 Do it like this: You pull up pretty on, doing on female. 432 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,510 No one remembers what. 433 00:29:39,670 --> 00:29:41,970 All men should wear skirts. 434 00:29:42,180 --> 00:29:45,770 Only a dork wearing pants with a tail between the legs. 435 00:29:46,430 --> 00:29:49,860 You smoke? Are you full of surprises. 436 00:29:50,060 --> 00:29:51,180 Not habit. 437 00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:54,360 - And if he surprised me again? - As? 438 00:29:55,020 --> 00:29:56,770 You know, yesterday, there ... 439 00:29:57,900 --> 00:30:00,820 As I sat in the metro, and there was a woman ... 440 00:30:00,990 --> 00:30:04,620 Who was not even pretty. She sat a little too close. 441 00:30:04,820 --> 00:30:08,450 You were sharp? Do you get 'nen stand at work? 442 00:30:08,620 --> 00:30:11,250 This is no longer I, Marcelle. 443 00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:13,370 You do not understand that. 444 00:30:13,870 --> 00:30:15,720 As well as a woman? 445 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:20,210 One type is never alone, always in pairs. He and his tail. 446 00:30:29,260 --> 00:30:32,060 Schwanzschrubben done. 447 00:30:32,850 --> 00:30:36,030 Come on, now tell everything. What about Pinpin? 448 00:30:36,270 --> 00:30:38,020 It's great, believe me. 449 00:30:39,110 --> 00:30:42,030 It's so funny and kind of strange. 450 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,370 Funny, it's hard ... 451 00:30:45,030 --> 00:30:46,750 and lightweight. 452 00:30:46,910 --> 00:30:48,910 It is, how shall I say? 453 00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:52,290 A lead weight with wings. 454 00:30:53,750 --> 00:30:56,590 That's really cool. And when you... 455 00:30:56,830 --> 00:30:58,550 Compared with us? 456 00:30:58,710 --> 00:31:02,060 That's funny. I do not remember how it was before. 457 00:31:02,210 --> 00:31:06,060 That's crazy, it's like a ... 458 00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:08,430 A black hole. 459 00:31:09,510 --> 00:31:13,270 Uh, and secondly to Pinpin, you know ... 460 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:15,560 With Pinpin, it's as if ... 461 00:31:15,810 --> 00:31:19,440 As if you brush a burnt pan, you know? 462 00:31:20,190 --> 00:31:22,820 You rubbelst, and then the crust dissolves. 463 00:31:23,070 --> 00:31:26,320 - Yes. - If it dissolves, you rejoice. 464 00:31:26,530 --> 00:31:28,950 - You are satisfied. - Content, yes. 465 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:32,450 You rubbelst until it gleams. The more, the more are you looking forward. 466 00:31:32,620 --> 00:31:35,540 Eventually you rubbelst without knowing why. 467 00:31:35,710 --> 00:31:37,960 You rubbelst, rubbelst ... 468 00:31:38,210 --> 00:31:41,180 Rubbelst ... Without end, you know? 469 00:31:41,290 --> 00:31:43,890 And suddenly: boom. 470 00:31:44,130 --> 00:31:46,100 Do you understand? As a... 471 00:31:47,180 --> 00:31:50,220 - Like a tube which is free. - As a pipe. 472 00:31:50,510 --> 00:31:53,890 The only problem is, it's temporary. 473 00:31:54,020 --> 00:31:56,310 You want to start all over again. 474 00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:59,860 - You want to again and again. - You'll get in old age. 475 00:32:00,060 --> 00:32:02,070 Maybe not. 476 00:32:02,230 --> 00:32:04,030 What do you do to your hand? 477 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:07,250 - Stop looking at me so horny. - But Marcelle ... 478 00:32:07,860 --> 00:32:10,580 - Yes? - We're great neighbors. 479 00:32:10,700 --> 00:32:14,420 And you're standing on Versautes and everything is new. 480 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,410 You said you like Pinpin. 481 00:32:17,660 --> 00:32:20,630 Sure, I think Pinpin great. This is not a problem. 482 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:24,130 But rather turn to a guy. 483 00:32:24,340 --> 00:32:26,510 - Stop it. - Can not you see? I have pressure. 484 00:32:26,670 --> 00:32:28,020 - But. - Marcelle ... 485 00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:30,850 Hey, hey, Jeanne, hello! Stop doing that. 486 00:32:31,010 --> 00:32:34,310 I get up Pinpin, I love women, no problem. 487 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:38,190 But not together, that's too much. I think I'm going nuts. 488 00:32:38,350 --> 00:32:39,980 You never kiffst! 489 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:54,880 "Building with positive energy," good day. 490 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:58,010 Ah yes, very much. He calls her back. 491 00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,710 Speak to you soon. 492 00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:03,210 - Good day. - Day. Do you still go to 'this party? 493 00:33:03,340 --> 00:33:04,960 Uh, no. 494 00:33:06,670 --> 00:33:10,300 - Did you have an accident? - Tiny problem, not bad. 495 00:33:10,510 --> 00:33:12,100 Goodbye. 496 00:33:22,850 --> 00:33:26,360 - The was packed hard. - Looks like. 497 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:32,580 Sweet, NEN buy you 'comb and make me a latte. 498 00:33:32,780 --> 00:33:35,580 I beg your pardon? Do you have a problem? A little more respect. 499 00:33:35,780 --> 00:33:37,960 Keep your mouth shut. Be quiet. 500 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,420 Go away. 501 00:33:41,250 --> 00:33:45,500 And you with the stupid fly, show me what a jerk you are. 502 00:33:45,670 --> 00:33:48,720 Bravo. 503 00:33:50,550 --> 00:33:52,270 Hello, Jeanne, uh ... 504 00:33:53,300 --> 00:33:56,150 Uh ... The boss is waiting for you in the office. 505 00:33:56,390 --> 00:33:59,520 Because of his mother, her does not get any better. 506 00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:05,570 - This means? - She died, Jeanne. 507 00:34:07,820 --> 00:34:12,570 I have brought out the documents, it is not too complicated. 508 00:34:12,780 --> 00:34:16,370 It is important that we pass the building to the 4th. 509 00:34:16,620 --> 00:34:19,960 Otherwise we are at the end. So done .... 510 00:34:21,290 --> 00:34:24,670 - We can not give up now. - Good day, sir. 511 00:34:24,830 --> 00:34:27,430 - My condolences. - Yes, good afternoon, Jeanne. You're welcome. 512 00:34:28,420 --> 00:34:31,340 Jeanne represent me, oversees everything. With you. 513 00:34:31,630 --> 00:34:33,800 You will be a good team. 514 00:34:34,050 --> 00:34:35,640 - No. - Please do not. 515 00:34:35,890 --> 00:34:38,180 - Not at all. - We are not. 516 00:34:38,350 --> 00:34:40,060 Can you stop that? 517 00:34:40,220 --> 00:34:42,350 - Rather not. - I like working with Jacques. 518 00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:45,740 - Jacques does it with. - He knows where it's at. 519 00:34:45,940 --> 00:34:47,190 - No. - But. 520 00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:49,860 But Jacques does not know the project. 521 00:34:50,110 --> 00:34:52,990 Jeanne has made the designs and plans. 522 00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:57,290 But Jacques ... He still has a lot more practical experience. 523 00:34:57,570 --> 00:35:01,000 - I'm sitting in the office but only ... - She's a office mouse. 524 00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:02,670 - Jacques ... - Ja ... 525 00:35:02,910 --> 00:35:05,840 That's enough! Stop it, now! 526 00:35:06,630 --> 00:35:09,250 There you are. Get up and shake hands. 527 00:35:09,380 --> 00:35:11,300 And you work together. 528 00:35:11,590 --> 00:35:13,890 Get up now. 529 00:35:14,340 --> 00:35:16,810 Give yourself a hand. 530 00:35:19,350 --> 00:35:21,820 - There you are. Thank you. - So okay. 531 00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:24,020 Pardon. 532 00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:27,310 - I'm sorry. - Jeanne? 533 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:30,400 - You can do it with ease. - Nice from you. 534 00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:45,420 What else are you okay? 535 00:35:45,580 --> 00:35:47,210 - And. - And? 536 00:35:47,870 --> 00:35:50,090 Oh Jeanne, I do not bite so. 537 00:35:50,340 --> 00:35:52,930 I just wonder, I do not know, you look so ... 538 00:35:53,170 --> 00:35:55,390 - Strange. - Who I? How so? 539 00:35:55,590 --> 00:35:57,590 I am in top form. Everything great. 540 00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:00,850 I see. I just had a feeling. 541 00:36:01,010 --> 00:36:02,730 Uh, so ... 542 00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:07,980 Because I had 'ne question, as asshole. Because of the numbers. 543 00:36:08,140 --> 00:36:12,240 For the meeting tomorrow. What is about the amount? 544 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,990 - It is a surprise. - Understand. 545 00:36:15,690 --> 00:36:18,160 In life there is a lack of surprises. 546 00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:21,120 And surprises are important, so ... 547 00:36:21,950 --> 00:36:25,380 La, la, la ... Stay tuned. 548 00:36:30,580 --> 00:36:33,960 - Sweetheart, what's up? - "My sweetheart"... 549 00:36:34,130 --> 00:36:35,680 Unbelievable. 550 00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:38,350 That must wait. I can not at the moment. 551 00:36:38,630 --> 00:36:40,390 - Is bad. - "It will have to wait" ... 552 00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:42,810 We speak later if ... 553 00:36:43,390 --> 00:36:45,060 I'm not... 554 00:36:48,770 --> 00:36:51,520 Has almost ... almost killed us. 555 00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,320 Such a stupid asshole! 556 00:36:55,530 --> 00:36:57,650 - Stay here! - nerve! 557 00:36:57,860 --> 00:37:00,110 - Do not get out. - asshole! 558 00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:02,160 Switching kindly one your brain! 559 00:37:02,410 --> 00:37:04,830 - Or ride Metro! - Jeanne, all right. 560 00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,120 - Is that clear? - Nothing happens. 561 00:37:08,330 --> 00:37:09,500 Excuse me. 562 00:37:09,750 --> 00:37:12,380 - I am sorry. - She behaves strangely. 563 00:37:12,630 --> 00:37:14,300 - Not meant seriously. - Yes. 564 00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:19,170 Everything okay? I could not possibly know. 565 00:37:19,300 --> 00:37:21,520 Ah ... Jeanne, Jeanne. 566 00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:24,760 - You know, what we do from now? - No. 567 00:37:25,010 --> 00:37:28,980 keep safe distance. As if we were surrounded by barbed wire. 568 00:37:29,180 --> 00:37:30,980 All around. 569 00:37:31,230 --> 00:37:32,950 - You see him? - Roger that. 570 00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:36,900 - Oh, oh, oh... - Ja? 571 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:40,240 We ... we ... 572 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:44,160 There is a sewage problem. We need to replace pipes. 573 00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:46,080 - Are you kidding? - So... 574 00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:48,420 - The decrease was three days ago. - I ... 575 00:37:48,660 --> 00:37:52,670 - The chief jumped off, we toil all. - So, if I ... 576 00:37:52,830 --> 00:37:55,680 - Misfortunes never come singly. - If I... 577 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,430 - What now? - How should I know? 578 00:37:58,630 --> 00:38:01,600 - This damage occurs so suddenly. - May I... 579 00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:03,810 - Beautiful assistance. - Not my problem. 580 00:38:03,970 --> 00:38:05,810 "Was nun? Was nun?" 581 00:38:07,140 --> 00:38:10,060 Perhaps you would listen to me. 582 00:38:10,770 --> 00:38:12,900 According to me. We are listening. 583 00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:17,610 I wanted to say it was already all taken into account. 584 00:38:17,820 --> 00:38:20,740 I have a safety margin provided. 585 00:38:20,940 --> 00:38:24,200 Ah, the amount you did not call. 586 00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:27,870 - As I said, a surprise. - Ah right. 587 00:38:30,580 --> 00:38:32,500 Hey, hey, hey! 588 00:38:32,750 --> 00:38:36,220 What about the safety distance, the barbed wire? 589 00:38:36,420 --> 00:38:39,140 In theory, I should be pierced. 590 00:38:39,340 --> 00:38:42,510 What's the matter with you? You have it certainly difficult. 591 00:38:43,170 --> 00:38:45,970 - I'm good. - But that will not do, no. 592 00:38:46,140 --> 00:38:49,980 No differences in front of the team. That's rule number one. 593 00:38:50,180 --> 00:38:52,020 Pardon if I repeat. 594 00:38:52,180 --> 00:38:54,780 Now you make the estimate. 595 00:38:54,890 --> 00:38:58,110 - Are you crazy? But he's done! - Ah okay. 596 00:39:08,950 --> 00:39:12,830 Marcelle, Marcelle, Marcelle. Bekamst du meine SMS? 597 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,250 - What do you do? - Can you now look after the children? 598 00:39:16,420 --> 00:39:18,640 - What? - I demand a lot from you, yes. 599 00:39:18,790 --> 00:39:20,640 I have to be sure to work. 600 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,220 I'm not to blame. It is up to Pinpin. 601 00:39:23,340 --> 00:39:26,810 He makes a totally crazy. What are you doing there? 602 00:39:26,970 --> 00:39:29,890 - Yes. You scared me. - Hot ... Thanks. 603 00:39:30,100 --> 00:39:33,440 I have to go. Thank you, thank you. Goodbye. 604 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,690 My sacrum is blocked. 605 00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:37,030 Hello. 606 00:39:40,270 --> 00:39:41,900 Do you see? 607 00:39:43,030 --> 00:39:45,700 So it's good when I bend. 608 00:39:45,820 --> 00:39:47,910 But then it goes no further. 609 00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,460 So it still goes well, but when I ... 610 00:39:57,540 --> 00:40:00,260 - The sees you yet. - That's not me. 611 00:40:00,380 --> 00:40:02,300 - You have to go. - This is Pinpin. 612 00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:04,930 You have to fuck. I've got one for you. 613 00:40:05,090 --> 00:40:08,140 - What did you tell? - That you 'ne Transe are. 614 00:40:08,260 --> 00:40:10,930 - A transvestite? - Excuse me, so ... 615 00:40:11,100 --> 00:40:13,720 You're acting just like a man. 616 00:40:13,890 --> 00:40:15,690 - I'm not a guy! - Sch. 617 00:40:17,690 --> 00:40:19,360 All right? 618 00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:23,070 I am caring mother ... with male gender. 619 00:40:23,230 --> 00:40:25,080 - A big difference. - Yes. 620 00:40:25,230 --> 00:40:27,990 - Do the so tight outfits wear? - Stop it. 621 00:41:05,190 --> 00:41:07,190 Sorry sir. 622 00:41:08,610 --> 00:41:09,990 My God! 623 00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:12,120 Jeanne? 624 00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:16,750 Jeanne, I ... 625 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,710 Damn, oh no! 626 00:41:21,170 --> 00:41:22,840 Another one? 627 00:41:23,630 --> 00:41:25,920 - Want another one? - Uh ... Yes. 628 00:41:29,970 --> 00:41:31,970 This is really crazy. 629 00:41:32,140 --> 00:41:33,680 Joe, Joe... 630 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:37,150 Nobody knows. Can I trust you? 631 00:41:37,310 --> 00:41:41,310 Yes, I am silent as the grave. I would never tell. 632 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:44,950 It would anyway not believe. 633 00:41:48,990 --> 00:41:50,860 I also have a secret. 634 00:41:51,820 --> 00:41:53,070 - Oh yes? - Yes. 635 00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:56,200 Yes, but ... It's not as big as ... 636 00:41:56,370 --> 00:41:59,420 as your secret, but ... 637 00:42:00,370 --> 00:42:02,720 I'm still virgin. 638 00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:05,510 Wow. 639 00:42:06,170 --> 00:42:08,140 - I know. - Excuse me. 640 00:42:08,300 --> 00:42:12,020 I'm sure I'm the only one from all the staff. 641 00:42:15,850 --> 00:42:19,400 But no. I do not quite mean .... 642 00:42:20,020 --> 00:42:23,110 I have been ... well never done it. 643 00:42:23,350 --> 00:42:27,530 - Pinpin So hat's never done before. - Ah, ah like that. 644 00:42:27,770 --> 00:42:29,650 I am a mother and virgin. 645 00:42:29,860 --> 00:42:31,780 - Half virgin. - Well ... 646 00:42:31,940 --> 00:42:36,670 That makes half virgins in operation. This increases the statistics. 647 00:42:43,790 --> 00:42:45,380 - Jeanne, was... - Hm? 648 00:42:45,630 --> 00:42:46,970 And? 649 00:42:47,130 --> 00:42:49,000 - Do you think we ... - No. 650 00:42:49,170 --> 00:42:52,220 - we both thought not of the same? - No. 651 00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:55,810 - Maybe yes. 652 00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:58,980 - Oh, and. And. - Oh, and. 653 00:42:59,100 --> 00:43:02,600 And if I do not bring it? Maybe I'm bad. 654 00:43:02,770 --> 00:43:05,820 - I do not know how to do it. - I'm equally bad way. 655 00:43:05,940 --> 00:43:08,070 - So? - So ... we do it. 656 00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,200 I'm sorry, oh dear. 657 00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:18,870 I do not know what he has. I'm sorry. 658 00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,410 Oh, excuse me. 659 00:43:21,580 --> 00:43:26,420 - Maybe I did not like Pinpin. - No, definitely not. 660 00:43:26,710 --> 00:43:28,930 Wait, I'll be right back. 661 00:43:29,170 --> 00:43:31,140 Sure I slept. 662 00:43:31,300 --> 00:43:33,890 What should I do otherwise? Wait a second. 663 00:43:34,050 --> 00:43:36,270 Second. 664 00:43:37,050 --> 00:43:39,400 Do not be to the act fixed. 665 00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:43,070 - Your head is connected to Pinpin. - Is not he. 666 00:43:43,310 --> 00:43:47,610 If you run a marathon and think about 42 km, 667 00:43:47,770 --> 00:43:50,020 You are done, in the end, dead, ko 668 00:43:50,190 --> 00:43:53,440 Focus on the steps. Step by step, right? 669 00:43:53,650 --> 00:43:56,830 I am doing, but he does not obey. Do you understand? 670 00:43:57,070 --> 00:44:00,330 Pinpin not the problem, but your head. 671 00:44:00,580 --> 00:44:05,250 I think he ... is under enormous pressure, so it fails. 672 00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:08,550 Her head. Think of the chalet, the woman. 673 00:44:08,790 --> 00:44:10,340 The high boots. 674 00:44:10,630 --> 00:44:12,420 The animal fur. 675 00:44:12,710 --> 00:44:15,760 Wait Chérie. It's not how you think. 676 00:44:18,180 --> 00:44:20,140 Joe? 677 00:44:21,100 --> 00:44:24,190 - Have you ever walked Marathon? - Uh, no. 678 00:44:25,980 --> 00:44:28,980 Introduce yourself... 679 00:44:29,810 --> 00:44:31,310 A chalet. 680 00:44:34,690 --> 00:44:36,370 And then... 681 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,550 Many Thanks! 682 00:44:56,710 --> 00:45:00,510 Thank you, thank you. Incredible what you've done for me. 683 00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:02,520 Not worth talking about. 684 00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:04,270 But times say ... 685 00:45:06,180 --> 00:45:09,530 How you found my rhythm? Were you satisfied? 686 00:45:09,690 --> 00:45:11,690 The main thing we have done it. 687 00:45:11,850 --> 00:45:13,730 Yes, but how did you think ... 688 00:45:14,150 --> 00:45:15,950 the pace and ... 689 00:45:16,610 --> 00:45:18,990 the movement and everything was ... 690 00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:23,240 - I'm not a virgin, I ... - Okay, darling. 691 00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:26,330 - I ... - There you liked. 692 00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:28,960 It's crazy, completely crazy. 693 00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:31,800 It is believed that some things will never happen. 694 00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:35,090 And then so what. It was as if I were in prison. 695 00:45:35,250 --> 00:45:38,180 When I would serve a sentence forever. 696 00:45:38,300 --> 00:45:40,770 Absolutely innocent. Life imprisonment. 697 00:45:40,930 --> 00:45:43,520 And now, Jeanne ... The madness. 698 00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:46,400 Now I can say. 699 00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:49,690 Um ... Jeanne? 700 00:46:10,250 --> 00:46:12,420 Wow, your mother is beautiful. 701 00:46:12,620 --> 00:46:14,800 Oh, you have well said. 702 00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:19,210 - You look really great. - Do you find? 703 00:46:20,340 --> 00:46:22,090 Mom, we're late! 704 00:46:23,340 --> 00:46:26,390 - Hopps. - You can not wear them yet. 705 00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:28,600 I always eat my spinach. 706 00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:32,140 - I have no teeth cleaned. - You have not signed. 707 00:46:32,390 --> 00:46:34,190 We have no school bread. 708 00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:36,570 Everything goes down the drain. 709 00:46:36,730 --> 00:46:38,530 Get up. 710 00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:46,870 So. Now I wish you much fun in school. 711 00:46:47,740 --> 00:46:51,000 - When you go to the seaside? - I want one, too. 712 00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:54,260 - What makes you think that? - Mom, do not cry. 713 00:46:54,420 --> 00:46:57,970 But Dad is flying Christmas with us to Costa Rica. 714 00:47:01,050 --> 00:47:04,550 Just to talk in peace about the children, without stress. 715 00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:07,190 Promised. That's great. 716 00:47:07,350 --> 00:47:09,310 Kisses, until tonight. 717 00:47:09,510 --> 00:47:13,060 He takes away the children away, and you say "kiss"? 718 00:47:13,930 --> 00:47:16,230 Do not worry. Do not worry! 719 00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:18,360 I understand only station. 720 00:47:18,650 --> 00:47:21,700 - Still a nice day! - You too! 721 00:47:21,900 --> 00:47:23,740 Look, here comes ... Oh. 722 00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:26,460 Good day. Good day. 723 00:47:28,740 --> 00:47:31,750 Good day. Hello everybody. 724 00:47:32,620 --> 00:47:34,870 Hello, Merlin. 725 00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:36,920 Ready for the meeting? 726 00:47:37,170 --> 00:47:40,720 Um, I'm ready. Are you probably good again. 727 00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,550 - Yes, I'm in shape. In top form. - Jeanne. 728 00:47:43,710 --> 00:47:46,590 We have to work Christmas. No choice. 729 00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:49,100 No problem, I have taken into account. 730 00:47:49,220 --> 00:47:51,850 - Hey, your helmet. - Ah yes, the helmet. Clear. 731 00:47:52,010 --> 00:47:54,980 We need the solar modules. When will they come? 732 00:47:55,100 --> 00:47:58,570 We better ask Merlin. 733 00:47:58,730 --> 00:48:01,730 - Uh, Merlin? - I was not listening, but yes. 734 00:48:01,940 --> 00:48:04,540 - Ja was? - Ja... was? 735 00:48:04,690 --> 00:48:07,320 - When the solar panels come from? - Understand. 736 00:48:07,530 --> 00:48:09,200 The coming end of the week. 737 00:48:09,450 --> 00:48:11,920 - Perfect. Fits exactly. - Wonderful. 738 00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:15,050 - Okay. - They are there. The customer, Jeanne. 739 00:48:15,290 --> 00:48:17,710 My dear friends... 740 00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:25,220 How are you today us? Welcome to the site. 741 00:48:25,420 --> 00:48:27,140 - Good day, sir. - Good day. 742 00:48:27,260 --> 00:48:29,140 - Good day. - Good day. 743 00:48:29,340 --> 00:48:31,720 Good day. Oh, firm handshake. 744 00:48:31,970 --> 00:48:34,820 Good day ... Good day, madame. 745 00:48:35,020 --> 00:48:37,610 Very pleased. Oh how beautiful. 746 00:48:39,230 --> 00:48:41,980 Coffee and cookies waiting in there for you. 747 00:48:42,230 --> 00:48:44,400 Let's go inside. 748 00:48:46,530 --> 00:48:48,830 Come here, Merlin. Merlin. 749 00:48:49,070 --> 00:48:52,830 Attention barbed wire. I remember my rules in no time. 750 00:48:52,990 --> 00:48:56,460 You can safely recommend a romantic restaurant me? 751 00:48:56,700 --> 00:48:58,380 - No. - No? 752 00:48:58,540 --> 00:49:02,130 I only know hooker bars, like all assholes. 753 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,930 Monsieur, two, please. 754 00:49:07,510 --> 00:49:09,180 Is not bad. 755 00:49:09,300 --> 00:49:11,800 I have, is also important New Year's Eve. 756 00:49:11,970 --> 00:49:14,640 Next year we turn it over, huh? 757 00:49:14,810 --> 00:49:16,350 Everything great. 758 00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:18,310 And, um ... 759 00:49:20,730 --> 00:49:22,610 Your girlfriend? How is she? 760 00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:25,870 Oh, very good, yes. Super, so ... 761 00:49:26,530 --> 00:49:30,200 - A little tired certainly? - But that's quite normal. 762 00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:32,580 Clearly this is normal, what do you think? 763 00:49:32,780 --> 00:49:34,830 I have behind me. 764 00:49:34,990 --> 00:49:37,290 Twice, as you know. 765 00:49:37,450 --> 00:49:39,420 All the time the baby ... 766 00:49:39,580 --> 00:49:42,960 Breastfeeding, changing diapers, breastfeeding, changing diapers ... 767 00:49:43,130 --> 00:49:44,750 But where are you? 768 00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:48,170 Who cares about you? 769 00:49:51,720 --> 00:49:53,310 Hm? 770 00:49:55,140 --> 00:49:56,730 Jeanne... 771 00:49:56,970 --> 00:49:59,070 - Anton ... - What are you doing? 772 00:49:59,230 --> 00:50:03,150 Do not play shy. I like to meet you. 773 00:50:05,310 --> 00:50:07,780 You want it too, sweetheart. 774 00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:25,000 You are so strong. Good... 775 00:50:25,250 --> 00:50:27,050 Take a seat. 776 00:50:27,210 --> 00:50:29,090 And listen carefully. 777 00:50:30,590 --> 00:50:34,390 You know, when I told you I had changed ... 778 00:50:35,550 --> 00:50:38,310 Since I have the really serious. 779 00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:41,400 - Do you want to see? - Yes. 780 00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:44,860 - Ja? - Ja, Jeanne. Na the. 781 00:50:48,980 --> 00:50:50,580 Oh, and ... 782 00:50:52,740 --> 00:50:55,160 Is something wrong? 783 00:50:56,620 --> 00:50:58,830 Do you have a headache? 784 00:50:58,990 --> 00:51:02,590 I take the champagne. This is probably too much for you. 785 00:51:02,750 --> 00:51:04,210 Move out. 786 00:51:04,420 --> 00:51:06,880 - You want to see more? - Yes. 787 00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:09,550 - Get dressed further. - No, Anton. 788 00:51:09,710 --> 00:51:12,140 You have to ask a lot friendlier. 789 00:51:12,340 --> 00:51:14,310 - Bitte, Joan, Cherie. - Ja? 790 00:51:14,590 --> 00:51:17,600 - Please Strip. - Good boy, so good. 791 00:51:17,850 --> 00:51:20,560 - Sure, you want me to see? - Oh yeah. 792 00:51:20,810 --> 00:51:23,150 - Then beg. - Oh please. 793 00:51:23,390 --> 00:51:26,110 You're close. Want to really see it? 794 00:51:26,770 --> 00:51:28,770 And now say hello to Pinpin. 795 00:51:36,740 --> 00:51:38,370 Yes, yes, yes. 796 00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:43,250 Here. 797 00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:03,270 After 18 years together, you surprise me yet. 798 00:52:03,430 --> 00:52:06,360 You're so generous and open to everything. 799 00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:09,730 In short, what a mad night. 800 00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:17,740 We deserved a proper farewell, right? 801 00:52:17,910 --> 00:52:21,380 Thank you. Jeanne, your ex. 802 00:52:22,530 --> 00:52:24,500 - Nice day. - Incredible. 803 00:52:24,750 --> 00:52:27,670 These are your androgen and testosterone levels. 804 00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:31,720 The male hormone, 35 nanomoles. Amazingly, really. 805 00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:34,630 These are your Östregen- and progesterone levels. 806 00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:37,180 The female, right? 315 pg. 807 00:52:37,300 --> 00:52:40,300 This is overwhelming, explode the values. 808 00:52:40,510 --> 00:52:43,060 This means that you are like a teenager. 809 00:52:43,180 --> 00:52:45,560 But both in one. 810 00:52:45,810 --> 00:52:49,610 So really, this is really a case for textbook. 811 00:52:49,850 --> 00:52:53,070 Did you notice more changes? 812 00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:56,740 I am very muscular. And like I said. 813 00:52:57,320 --> 00:53:00,450 I'm so glad, so that Pinpin ... 814 00:53:00,660 --> 00:53:04,210 I could immediately. Too cool to have a tail. 815 00:53:04,450 --> 00:53:08,050 Please not so vulgar. we remain scientifically. 816 00:53:08,210 --> 00:53:11,380 I did research and found a case like yours. 817 00:53:11,580 --> 00:53:13,510 - For real? - In the 16th century. 818 00:53:13,670 --> 00:53:15,550 A peasant girl named Marie. 819 00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:19,180 One day she guards her pigs. Running away. 820 00:53:19,340 --> 00:53:22,190 She runs after them. She runs and runs. 821 00:53:22,340 --> 00:53:24,520 She wants to jump over a ditch. 822 00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:28,530 She takes off, jumping in the air, doing a balancing act ... 823 00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:30,780 On landing, boom. As. 824 00:53:31,350 --> 00:53:33,030 - So? - Little Marie. 825 00:53:33,190 --> 00:53:35,570 Except for the pigs and the balancing act. 826 00:53:35,770 --> 00:53:38,950 This is strictly scientific, by Ambroise Paré. 827 00:53:39,190 --> 00:53:43,570 He's anatomy expert. He dissected corpses against church will. 828 00:53:43,700 --> 00:53:48,330 An outstanding pioneer, a forerunner of today's medicine. 829 00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:51,590 Is Maries thing eventually leave? 830 00:53:51,830 --> 00:53:55,760 She tied her breasts down, wore pants and called itself Jermain. 831 00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:57,890 You forgot she was even Mrs. 832 00:53:58,050 --> 00:54:01,720 They also had a beard, like Conchita Wurst. 833 00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:03,930 - You, incidentally, not yet. - No. 834 00:54:04,140 --> 00:54:06,140 - maybe Come up. - Please do not. 835 00:54:06,310 --> 00:54:10,530 You always have to do more research. Often we only think they know something. 836 00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:15,190 We do not know anything, just believe it. And suddenly someone like you shows up. 837 00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:19,740 Roll up to the gender issue. I think my thesis. 838 00:54:19,940 --> 00:54:22,870 The theses about bisexuality ... 839 00:54:23,030 --> 00:54:25,830 I will ... I'm still wondering about. 840 00:54:25,990 --> 00:54:29,460 - Are you all right? - Fine. I do not sleep. 841 00:54:29,700 --> 00:54:31,000 - Finished. - But... 842 00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:35,710 A colleague you have to make. A specialist in genetic disorders. 843 00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:38,960 For science. Your case is symbolic. 844 00:54:39,210 --> 00:54:41,720 No. No one should know about it. 845 00:54:41,970 --> 00:54:45,190 Clear? A mother with tail, that's embarrassing. 846 00:54:45,430 --> 00:54:48,770 Do not say "tail". Tell us what else. 847 00:54:48,930 --> 00:54:52,280 There are better expressions. Should I list them? 848 00:54:52,430 --> 00:54:54,650 - Think? - Maybe. 849 00:54:54,810 --> 00:54:57,820 - Think about and we'll talk again. - Clear. 850 00:54:58,020 --> 00:54:59,280 Promised. 851 00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:03,370 And hop, little angel. 852 00:55:03,570 --> 00:55:07,170 Yes, come in. Ah, Daddy's here. Come in, come in. 853 00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:10,080 Goes briefly into your room. We need to talk briefly. 854 00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:12,710 - But do not forget anything. - I've got a list. 855 00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:16,630 - Come in. Make yourself at home. - Is good. 856 00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:18,500 Hello. 857 00:55:18,750 --> 00:55:21,350 - How are you? - I'll get the kids. 858 00:55:21,550 --> 00:55:23,770 Do not worry, they are the same. 859 00:55:24,010 --> 00:55:26,260 - Children, are you from? - Are right there. 860 00:55:26,550 --> 00:55:29,180 I can cancel the tickets of the children. 861 00:55:29,430 --> 00:55:33,680 You will not be reimbursed, but that's not bad, so ... 862 00:55:34,690 --> 00:55:36,810 Will you, I'll bring it tomorrow. 863 00:55:37,020 --> 00:55:40,900 I'm not saying their trip a day from before. They look forward to that. 864 00:55:41,070 --> 00:55:43,160 - That would be cruel. - As you wish. 865 00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:45,290 I celebrate Christmas alone. 866 00:55:45,450 --> 00:55:46,990 Sometimes beautiful. 867 00:55:49,660 --> 00:55:51,250 Come on, kids! 868 00:55:51,540 --> 00:55:53,910 You do not hear so good on you. 869 00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:55,790 Children, please! 870 00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:58,420 No power, you're too soft. Come on. 871 00:55:58,710 --> 00:56:01,300 Come on, kids! 872 00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:05,050 Children, if you do not at three here are ... 873 00:56:05,220 --> 00:56:07,430 - Mummy! - Come, my sweet. 874 00:56:07,630 --> 00:56:09,810 You are the greatest. I like you. 875 00:56:10,050 --> 00:56:12,310 You will miss you very doll. 876 00:56:12,970 --> 00:56:15,980 Do not forget: Santa Claus comes to ... 877 00:56:16,230 --> 00:56:17,820 - Mummy. - I agree. 878 00:56:17,940 --> 00:56:19,650 Have fun. 879 00:56:19,860 --> 00:56:23,610 - Come on. Happy Holidays. - See you, Dad ... uh, Mama. 880 00:56:23,780 --> 00:56:25,370 Hello you two. 881 00:56:25,650 --> 00:56:28,750 - Dad, we go to the sea? - Juhu! 882 00:56:31,740 --> 00:56:34,670 - That could perhaps because the rear. - Okay. 883 00:56:34,910 --> 00:56:36,630 - Bruno, helmet on. - Man... 884 00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:45,180 Well, keep it up, it rolls out. Roll out. 885 00:56:45,380 --> 00:56:48,100 Continue until the end! Yes, that's good. 886 00:56:48,300 --> 00:56:50,680 Merlin ... Oje, pole, pole. 887 00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:55,980 Great. Madness. Well done. 888 00:56:56,100 --> 00:56:59,440 Bravo, wa ... What must that needs. 889 00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:05,280 Los admits the Sauhaufen on here. Immediately. Okay, folks. 890 00:57:23,710 --> 00:57:25,260 - Jeanne! - Yes immediately. 891 00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:45,620 Jeanne? 892 00:57:46,780 --> 00:57:49,200 - What's wrong now? - What? Nothing. 893 00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:53,420 - I thought you're not a man? - I'm not a man, I ... 894 00:57:53,620 --> 00:57:56,410 That one ... just ... a new look. 895 00:57:57,410 --> 00:58:01,090 You want to come across as a man to faster ... 896 00:58:01,330 --> 00:58:03,930 Oh no. It has nothing to do with it. 897 00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:06,300 I think that's ... smart. 898 00:58:06,590 --> 00:58:10,220 - As long as you do not want to fuck me. - That was the joint. 899 00:58:10,420 --> 00:58:12,600 - interpretive nothing pure. - No matter. 900 00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:15,100 You imitating your father, I see. 901 00:58:15,300 --> 00:58:17,900 - We are no longer in the 50s. - As? 902 00:58:18,100 --> 00:58:21,020 You want to be a man? Pull the stick out of your ass. 903 00:58:21,270 --> 00:58:23,440 You standing there. No. 904 00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:27,320 - The tie does not go. - This has seriously. 905 00:58:27,610 --> 00:58:29,330 No. 906 00:58:30,610 --> 00:58:32,360 - So? - unbutton shirt. 907 00:58:32,650 --> 00:58:34,780 - But I have no hair. - So what? 908 00:58:35,030 --> 00:58:37,630 - There are also hairless men. - Right. 909 00:58:37,780 --> 00:58:39,330 - Yeah, right. - Wait... 910 00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:46,050 - pull 'nen of sweater. - Which? 911 00:58:46,210 --> 00:58:49,210 - With turtleneck, what do I know? - Okay. 912 00:58:52,550 --> 00:58:56,100 No. The outfit is not the problem, you're female. 913 00:58:56,340 --> 00:58:57,770 For real? 914 00:58:58,010 --> 00:59:01,270 Why you stretch out your butt? Are you Beyoncé? 915 00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:04,690 Standing to give yourself male. Much better. 916 00:59:04,900 --> 00:59:06,440 Oh Mann... 917 00:59:07,770 --> 00:59:11,820 Your first steps on Mars. How wicked is that? 918 00:59:12,070 --> 00:59:13,740 - We call you Jean. - Jean ... 919 00:59:13,990 --> 00:59:16,990 Jeanne, Jean, almost the same. Sounds male. 920 00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:20,080 We women are always there so shy. 921 00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:23,960 We act quietly and are always afraid of offending. 922 00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:26,670 And we say, "Yes, I like to help." 923 00:59:26,830 --> 00:59:32,060 The men on the other hand ... the men take their time to sit with legs apart. 924 00:59:32,260 --> 00:59:36,810 They run vulgar and shit on everything that happens around them. 925 00:59:36,970 --> 00:59:39,890 How so? They think the world belongs to them. 926 00:59:40,100 --> 00:59:44,730 Look at Adam. That is a man. Pure testosterone. 927 00:59:44,940 --> 00:59:48,440 Thinking "male potent, potent". 928 00:59:48,650 --> 00:59:50,270 Excuse me. 929 00:59:51,020 --> 00:59:54,320 - The tail makes the man, huh? - Or not. 930 00:59:57,360 --> 00:59:58,990 That makes... 931 01:00:00,580 --> 01:00:02,450 - Let's talk about it? - Hm? 932 01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:05,710 - About what? - Let's make a clean sweep. 933 01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:07,920 - What? - There you are charged yet. 934 01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:10,760 But ... charged me nothing. Why? 935 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:14,510 The seminar, remember? A fiasco. we talk about it? 936 01:00:14,670 --> 01:00:16,600 - Oh, that. - Yes, exactly. 937 01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:19,440 No, no, I assure you ... 938 01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:21,140 - What? - No problem. 939 01:00:21,390 --> 01:00:25,060 I see how you scramble up as if we were competitors. 940 01:00:25,310 --> 01:00:27,940 I do not compete with you, with anyone. 941 01:00:28,100 --> 01:00:29,900 - I'm just competent. - Right. 942 01:00:30,150 --> 01:00:33,450 They are your husband at the office and on site. All over. 943 01:00:33,730 --> 01:00:36,030 You can manage anywhere. 944 01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:39,750 Oh, I am for you just an asshole, I know. 945 01:00:39,910 --> 01:00:41,950 I'm sorry, I was lousy. 946 01:00:42,700 --> 01:00:45,080 That is no reason to exaggerate. 947 01:00:45,250 --> 01:00:49,130 And in view of our little story ... 948 01:00:49,290 --> 01:00:51,790 Obviously I was a zero. 949 01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:54,300 What did I do wrong? 950 01:00:54,500 --> 01:00:57,100 I interrupt you prefer the same. 951 01:00:57,300 --> 01:01:00,720 I can not remember anything. The total blackout. 952 01:01:00,890 --> 01:01:04,890 - I am sorry. I was pathetic. - No no no... 953 01:01:05,020 --> 01:01:08,140 - No track record like you. - track record? 954 01:01:12,770 --> 01:01:16,120 - Merlin ... Now that everything is clear. - Yes? 955 01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:18,910 - You betrayed your tricks in women? - What? 956 01:01:19,070 --> 01:01:22,040 - I mean, how you get them around? - Jeanne ... 957 01:01:37,510 --> 01:01:38,930 - No. - Hm? 958 01:01:39,090 --> 01:01:41,180 I have no tricks. 959 01:01:41,430 --> 01:01:43,800 And I get it either, "rum". 960 01:01:44,050 --> 01:01:46,150 - It's good. - No way, no tricks. 961 01:01:46,310 --> 01:01:48,650 Of course, who believe it, will be saved. 962 01:01:49,310 --> 01:01:51,810 - I do not come over. - Let us... 963 01:01:51,940 --> 01:01:53,860 Jeanne... 964 01:01:54,020 --> 01:01:57,280 Please stop with the barbed-nonsense. 965 01:02:09,830 --> 01:02:12,830 Madame, you do not want to get off? 966 01:03:14,230 --> 01:03:15,820 Tag. 967 01:03:15,940 --> 01:03:19,240 - Jeanne, I have a helmet for you. - Thank you. 968 01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:22,240 What should I do with a 3-meter crane? 969 01:03:22,530 --> 01:03:25,280 I need 15 m. What should I do with three meters? 970 01:03:25,570 --> 01:03:26,790 Hi guys! 971 01:03:26,950 --> 01:03:30,080 If he is not there tomorrow, you will hear from my lawyer. 972 01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:32,590 - Oh ... - Oh, hi. 973 01:03:32,750 --> 01:03:34,870 What is? Again the Stach ... 974 01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:36,420 Hello, Jeanne! 975 01:03:36,710 --> 01:03:40,340 - I'm waiting for 20 minutes. - There they are. 976 01:03:40,550 --> 01:03:43,800 For 20 minutes I hear me on hold! 977 01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:46,720 I need immediately the crane. 978 01:03:48,140 --> 01:03:49,890 Attention! 979 01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:52,140 Disappears! 980 01:03:52,390 --> 01:03:53,890 Attention! 981 01:04:00,770 --> 01:04:02,280 All good? 982 01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:05,790 we want ... name terms? 983 01:04:06,030 --> 01:04:07,620 Hm? 984 01:04:13,660 --> 01:04:15,160 Wow. 985 01:04:15,410 --> 01:04:17,510 - Taipans, Jeanne! - Bravo! 986 01:04:22,550 --> 01:04:27,180 have continued to research and patience. I've been doing progress. 987 01:04:27,380 --> 01:04:29,510 Maybe I can really fly. 988 01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:31,890 - Are you talking to yourself? - Hm? 989 01:04:32,810 --> 01:04:37,190 No, how come? Pardon, Jean-Paul, I'll call back. 990 01:04:38,270 --> 01:04:39,900 What's happening? 991 01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:43,030 I mutate. 992 01:04:54,330 --> 01:04:57,670 I have just said nothing, but thank you. For real. 993 01:04:57,910 --> 01:04:59,540 Is still normal. 994 01:05:00,830 --> 01:05:04,010 - Nothing to thank for. - You do not know it well, but ... 995 01:05:04,170 --> 01:05:06,510 I also have children. Would be terrible. 996 01:05:07,130 --> 01:05:09,510 All right, Superman. There's' a mother. 997 01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:12,100 Yes, yes, but they live apart. Helmet on. 998 01:05:12,300 --> 01:05:15,930 - What is her mother? - Is complicated. 999 01:05:16,060 --> 01:05:19,560 Helmet on. Has previously not been enough to you? 1000 01:05:23,570 --> 01:05:26,820 The boss was right, we make a good team. 1001 01:05:26,990 --> 01:05:29,830 - 'n comic team. - Yes, but successful. 1002 01:05:30,070 --> 01:05:32,450 Though not in all areas. 1003 01:05:39,870 --> 01:05:41,750 You become more beautiful. 1004 01:05:42,830 --> 01:05:46,300 Pardon, pardon, forgiveness. Was not meant like that. 1005 01:05:46,550 --> 01:05:48,800 I meant just ... We're friends. 1006 01:05:48,970 --> 01:05:51,840 All right, we are friends, real friends. 1007 01:05:52,090 --> 01:05:54,020 - Well, friends. - friends. 1008 01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:58,270 I think about circumcision. 1009 01:06:00,100 --> 01:06:02,730 Do not look so I do not have to pay attention. 1010 01:06:02,900 --> 01:06:05,820 I can feed what I want. I suppose to a single gram. 1011 01:06:05,980 --> 01:06:09,110 Uh-oh, I miss the kids, it's a nightmare. 1012 01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:11,410 Fortunately, I've Jean, when I'm sad. 1013 01:06:11,610 --> 01:06:16,040 At night, I roam alone about, do not be afraid, shut your eyes open. 1014 01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:18,920 - I breathe through. - For this you need no tail. 1015 01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:20,910 Fortunately, there's Merlin. 1016 01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:23,880 - That's really nice. - The asshole? 1017 01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:25,670 You're too strict. 1018 01:06:25,840 --> 01:06:29,010 - How's your friend? - That's my lover. 1019 01:06:29,170 --> 01:06:31,220 Cute, you flennst in "Bridget Jones" 1020 01:06:31,510 --> 01:06:36,060 But the man whom you see every day, for 10 minutes, is just your lover? 1021 01:06:36,180 --> 01:06:40,400 It is my firm sex relationship. I cry because Bridget is so stupid. 1022 01:06:41,020 --> 01:06:43,020 Wait, I'll help you. 1023 01:06:44,980 --> 01:06:46,530 What are you doing? 1024 01:06:46,770 --> 01:06:48,150 - Still a? - Gladly. 1025 01:06:48,320 --> 01:06:49,610 Na gut. 1026 01:06:49,780 --> 01:06:51,370 - Something else? - No thanks. 1027 01:06:51,570 --> 01:06:55,070 - Do not mention it, Mademoiselle. - Thank you very much. 1028 01:06:56,070 --> 01:06:58,120 She smiled at me. 1029 01:06:58,740 --> 01:07:00,120 I'm on it's. 1030 01:07:02,250 --> 01:07:05,920 Hey, at least apologize! So a full post. 1031 01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:07,630 - asshole. - What shoud that? 1032 01:07:07,790 --> 01:07:09,550 I can defend myself. 1033 01:07:09,710 --> 01:07:13,680 Women can carry water kids, shopping and school bags. 1034 01:07:13,840 --> 01:07:16,940 - Does testosterone amnesia? - Are you crazy? 1035 01:07:17,100 --> 01:07:19,940 's nice to help others. Do not be absurd. 1036 01:07:20,060 --> 01:07:22,860 I'm silly? Because I did not have a tail? 1037 01:07:22,980 --> 01:07:24,440 - Sch. - Oh let. 1038 01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:27,690 What is wrong with you? It's me, your friend. 1039 01:07:27,860 --> 01:07:30,860 - Not just any man. - Look at yourself times. 1040 01:07:31,110 --> 01:07:34,200 Soon you will see itself as such an asshole. 1041 01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:38,740 Sorry, I forgot that all men are assholes. 1042 01:07:38,910 --> 01:07:43,330 You have a guy away a child from whom he should never know. 1043 01:07:43,580 --> 01:07:46,130 That does not itch you, because men are shit. 1044 01:07:46,370 --> 01:07:49,500 But you have a son, right? What a bummer well. 1045 01:07:49,750 --> 01:07:53,430 but he did not explain to him once that all men are shit. 1046 01:07:53,630 --> 01:07:56,430 You are not a man. You are much worse. 1047 01:07:56,630 --> 01:07:59,680 Even worse than your ex! Voilà, satisfied? 1048 01:07:59,930 --> 01:08:02,520 And believe me, that was a huge asshole! 1049 01:08:02,680 --> 01:08:05,190 - Madame ... - Do not touch me! Out of the way! 1050 01:08:07,270 --> 01:08:09,240 I'm sorry, that hurts a lot. 1051 01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:11,270 I know, monsieur. 1052 01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:12,990 I'm sorry. 1053 01:08:13,230 --> 01:08:15,910 Hello. 1054 01:08:16,070 --> 01:08:17,790 They wanted to call me. 1055 01:08:17,950 --> 01:08:21,370 I had suggested to consult a specialist. 1056 01:08:21,580 --> 01:08:25,210 Merry Christmas, you and Pinpin. Goodbye. 1057 01:08:27,120 --> 01:08:29,840 Do not come without registration. Let me! 1058 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:31,630 I love you. 1059 01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:35,220 - I've had enough of this crap! - Then cut it but off! 1060 01:08:35,970 --> 01:08:39,140 Merry Christmas, asshole! 1061 01:08:51,860 --> 01:08:55,200 My mother in law shot down the bird. 1062 01:08:55,360 --> 01:08:59,160 They stuck to 'nen Bart and did when she came down the chimney. 1063 01:08:59,320 --> 01:09:01,450 Jeanne. Happy Holiday. 1064 01:09:01,620 --> 01:09:05,370 - The kids are freaked out. - Class. 1065 01:09:05,540 --> 01:09:07,880 - You have raged for joy. - Clear. 1066 01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:10,540 - unstoppable goods. - Great. 1067 01:09:10,710 --> 01:09:14,510 - How was your Christmas Eve? - I was alone, like an idiot. 1068 01:09:14,750 --> 01:09:16,630 - Honestly? - My wife is gone. 1069 01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:20,970 I see my children every second weekend and Christmas. 1070 01:09:21,140 --> 01:09:24,060 - What only? - Why no joint custody? 1071 01:09:24,220 --> 01:09:27,100 I applied for it, but it was rejected. 1072 01:09:27,270 --> 01:09:28,860 Why? 1073 01:09:28,980 --> 01:09:32,780 My apartment is too small because I pay the my wife. 1074 01:09:32,900 --> 01:09:34,900 Why do you both pay? 1075 01:09:35,150 --> 01:09:37,740 I left her apartment and pay. 1076 01:09:37,990 --> 01:09:40,110 Is your ex-wife handicapped? 1077 01:09:42,320 --> 01:09:45,170 We men do not get right to the children. 1078 01:09:45,410 --> 01:09:48,510 If there is a man requires so. Believe me. 1079 01:09:48,660 --> 01:09:50,210 If he has money. 1080 01:09:50,420 --> 01:09:53,040 We can not afford any great attorneys. 1081 01:09:53,290 --> 01:09:56,890 When love is over, keeping it out or goes. 1082 01:09:57,050 --> 01:09:59,770 And who is going to dispense with the children. 1083 01:10:00,430 --> 01:10:02,600 I know what I'm talking about. 1084 01:10:03,430 --> 01:10:05,560 No wonder that men simulate. 1085 01:10:06,100 --> 01:10:07,690 - Pardon. - No problem. 1086 01:10:07,850 --> 01:10:09,650 - I'm sorry. - No problem. 1087 01:10:09,810 --> 01:10:11,730 Since when simulate men? 1088 01:10:11,940 --> 01:10:14,910 Since women are in power, boss. 1089 01:10:16,360 --> 01:10:20,330 Where is Merlin? Us it can work on the 25th, and he is not there? 1090 01:10:20,610 --> 01:10:23,360 - Did you see him? - No, boss! 1091 01:10:28,950 --> 01:10:31,300 THE WORLD IS CHANGING 1092 01:10:31,540 --> 01:10:33,380 Merlin. 1093 01:10:33,620 --> 01:10:36,920 - Where are you then? - Excuse me. 1094 01:10:37,170 --> 01:10:39,550 - Is what? Everyone is waiting for you. - No. 1095 01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:42,350 - I just ... I've stress. - What is? 1096 01:10:42,630 --> 01:10:45,510 - How so? - The babysitter is sick. 1097 01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:48,560 - What should I do? - Yes Dad. 1098 01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:50,850 Yes, daddy's here. 1099 01:10:51,060 --> 01:10:54,190 Take it easy, honey. Do not pull on the hair. 1100 01:10:54,440 --> 01:10:58,110 Papa brings you back, he has to work. Be good. 1101 01:10:58,360 --> 01:11:02,110 Behave, remains in the room. 1102 01:11:02,360 --> 01:11:04,610 Not so loud, plays quietly. 1103 01:11:04,820 --> 01:11:07,040 - Merlin? - Be nice. What? 1104 01:11:07,280 --> 01:11:09,630 I stay with them, we take turns. 1105 01:11:09,870 --> 01:11:13,370 Joint custody, okay? Children, this is Jeanne. 1106 01:11:13,620 --> 01:11:15,500 - Jeanne, my children. - Hello. 1107 01:11:15,750 --> 01:11:19,300 I'll stay with you, while Dad has his appointment. 1108 01:11:19,590 --> 01:11:22,430 Now you save me again life. 1109 01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:25,180 - Father? - Because a picnic is inside. What? 1110 01:11:25,430 --> 01:11:27,270 Who's the boss, you or them? 1111 01:11:27,550 --> 01:11:29,730 Boss is always Dad, but she also. 1112 01:11:29,970 --> 01:11:32,850 See you later. Do not fret, Jeanne you. 1113 01:11:32,980 --> 01:11:36,860 Which is great. See you later ... Oh, not better. 1114 01:11:37,100 --> 01:11:40,200 - Be nice, are you listening? - Where does it come from? 1115 01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:42,740 - Did your father do that? - Yeah, right. 1116 01:11:42,990 --> 01:11:44,580 What is in the bag? 1117 01:11:44,700 --> 01:11:47,950 - He forgot the brownies. - Bad? 1118 01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:50,670 - That we have baked today. - Pity. 1119 01:11:50,830 --> 01:11:53,000 - Papa baked with you? - Clear. 1120 01:11:58,840 --> 01:12:01,260 Merlin... Woah. 1121 01:12:03,510 --> 01:12:05,260 What do I do now? 1122 01:12:08,390 --> 01:12:10,310 - How are you? - Hi, Jeanne. 1123 01:12:10,510 --> 01:12:14,110 I wanted to invite you to a glass to thank you. 1124 01:12:14,270 --> 01:12:15,860 Yes? Uh ... 1125 01:12:16,560 --> 01:12:20,240 - And who guards tonight the children? - Her mother. 1126 01:12:20,770 --> 01:12:24,200 Oh, I see, so if the mom is here today, then ... 1127 01:12:24,360 --> 01:12:26,610 - Then I'm like. - Well I am waiting. 1128 01:12:26,740 --> 01:12:28,360 Okay I... 1129 01:12:36,620 --> 01:12:38,220 Crap. 1130 01:12:39,380 --> 01:12:40,970 Damn it. 1131 01:12:47,930 --> 01:12:49,300 Miss? 1132 01:13:01,310 --> 01:13:03,530 - Health. - Hi, health. 1133 01:13:03,690 --> 01:13:06,240 - Currently, you're crazy. - And you blue. 1134 01:13:06,530 --> 01:13:07,900 Little... 1135 01:13:08,150 --> 01:13:10,580 - Uh ... Yes? - Tell me ... Hm? 1136 01:13:10,700 --> 01:13:12,250 Was? 1137 01:13:13,240 --> 01:13:14,960 Um ... you? 1138 01:13:16,080 --> 01:13:19,800 Why do not you live with his wife and children? 1139 01:13:22,790 --> 01:13:25,260 - We're just separated. - But... 1140 01:13:25,420 --> 01:13:27,340 Oh ... That ... 1141 01:13:27,550 --> 01:13:30,520 - I did not know that. - you do not Could. 1142 01:13:30,760 --> 01:13:33,310 - And you? Do you have anyone? - Uh ... 1143 01:13:36,060 --> 01:13:39,440 Is currently 'a funny phase. No men. 1144 01:13:39,730 --> 01:13:43,150 If you say "no men", it means that you're bi? 1145 01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:45,950 - Oh no, definitely not. - You are totally ... 1146 01:13:46,190 --> 01:13:49,040 In any case, I'm straight total. 1147 01:13:49,280 --> 01:13:52,250 - Definitely? - A Straight. 1148 01:13:52,410 --> 01:13:54,630 - Thoroughly. - Thoroughly? 1149 01:13:54,780 --> 01:13:57,750 Oh, there go some. Two stools are free. 1150 01:14:01,960 --> 01:14:05,340 - Is not easy to approach women. - The you? 1151 01:14:05,630 --> 01:14:08,630 but you always say "my beautiful" and "treasure". 1152 01:14:08,880 --> 01:14:10,930 Do you know who I last ... 1153 01:14:11,180 --> 01:14:13,220 - No, how come? - That was you. 1154 01:14:25,610 --> 01:14:27,320 Oh, wait. No. 1155 01:14:27,610 --> 01:14:29,780 - Oh, no, sorry. I'm sorry. - No. 1156 01:14:29,940 --> 01:14:33,790 I am sorry. But I have at the moment a bad ... 1157 01:14:34,030 --> 01:14:36,250 How should I say? Skin irritation. 1158 01:14:36,530 --> 01:14:41,010 An annoying and repetitive ... cat allergy. 1159 01:14:41,250 --> 01:14:44,500 I have to go, but it was a really great evening. 1160 01:14:44,670 --> 01:14:48,010 But now ... Phew ... Will it ... 1161 01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:56,600 Oh no. Oh crap. Damn it. 1162 01:14:58,390 --> 01:15:00,610 I'm coming! 1163 01:15:01,390 --> 01:15:03,320 I'll get away! 1164 01:15:10,530 --> 01:15:13,370 Mama come on. 1165 01:15:14,780 --> 01:15:17,660 Mama ... Why are you crying? 1166 01:15:17,910 --> 01:15:20,830 - Santa Claus was right there. - Hooray! 1167 01:15:22,620 --> 01:15:24,590 Worth! 1168 01:15:24,750 --> 01:15:26,300 Oh yes... 1169 01:15:28,670 --> 01:15:30,760 Take care. 1170 01:15:31,010 --> 01:15:33,600 - Everyone okay? - Oh yes, everyone's super. 1171 01:15:34,430 --> 01:15:37,400 - I'm not doing good. See you. - He never sleeps. 1172 01:15:37,680 --> 01:15:39,350 - No? - No way. 1173 01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:42,860 My girlfriend has currently postnatal depression. 1174 01:15:42,980 --> 01:15:47,280 She went to her mother to be, you know, relax. 1175 01:15:47,440 --> 01:15:49,940 And I'm alone ... 1176 01:15:50,110 --> 01:15:53,030 Papa has no milk. 1177 01:15:53,280 --> 01:15:55,830 you take it? I can not anymore! 1178 01:15:56,070 --> 01:15:58,830 The first three months are the worst. 1179 01:15:58,990 --> 01:16:00,710 Then it's heavenly. Bye. 1180 01:16:00,950 --> 01:16:04,630 I was never there for Paul and Lou. Never! 1181 01:16:04,870 --> 01:16:08,090 You were all alone. Forgive me. 1182 01:16:08,250 --> 01:16:10,250 We all do what we can. 1183 01:16:10,380 --> 01:16:11,970 Bye. 1184 01:16:12,210 --> 01:16:15,260 - Please help me. Do you understand me? - Yes / Yes. 1185 01:16:15,550 --> 01:16:18,640 What could be in there? 1186 01:16:20,970 --> 01:16:23,820 Why do you watschelst like a penguin? 1187 01:16:23,970 --> 01:16:27,100 Penguins are fond of. I do it for pleasure. 1188 01:16:27,270 --> 01:16:29,940 now see what's inside. 1189 01:16:30,900 --> 01:16:33,780 I gave birth to two children. 1190 01:16:52,040 --> 01:16:54,170 Where does it end, Pinpin? 1191 01:17:06,730 --> 01:17:08,820 Okay, fine. 1192 01:17:09,190 --> 01:17:11,660 We're going to eat. As friends. 1193 01:17:14,020 --> 01:17:15,650 And you give rest. 1194 01:17:17,240 --> 01:17:20,040 maybe you sure you want oysters? 1195 01:17:26,120 --> 01:17:28,090 Since we now have friends ... 1196 01:17:29,620 --> 01:17:32,800 can you say, what about your wife to me, yes. 1197 01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:35,050 - What happened? - Well ... 1198 01:17:35,210 --> 01:17:38,810 In the office, no one knows, so this is us under. 1199 01:17:39,430 --> 01:17:41,600 Your secrets are safe with me. 1200 01:17:41,760 --> 01:17:45,310 I've known some other intimate details. 1201 01:17:45,510 --> 01:17:47,360 She ran away. 1202 01:17:48,930 --> 01:17:52,560 When she learned that her father loves men, they went crazy. 1203 01:17:52,730 --> 01:17:56,080 Until then, everything went well between us, but then ... 1204 01:17:56,530 --> 01:17:58,780 she woke up in the morning crying on and was gone. 1205 01:17:58,940 --> 01:18:03,170 She had disappeared nearly seven months. It was hard. 1206 01:18:03,320 --> 01:18:05,830 Especially for the little one, she was two. 1207 01:18:05,990 --> 01:18:09,170 - And how old is she now? - Now she's four. 1208 01:18:10,710 --> 01:18:12,710 Her mother visited from time to time. 1209 01:18:12,880 --> 01:18:16,180 She goes with them to the movies, like last night. 1210 01:18:16,300 --> 01:18:18,970 So my need explained to drink. 1211 01:18:19,130 --> 01:18:21,850 I do not understand the past two years ... 1212 01:18:22,010 --> 01:18:25,560 do you do at work as if you were still married? 1213 01:18:25,720 --> 01:18:27,820 Is that stupid? 1214 01:18:28,020 --> 01:18:31,570 Do you know how to call a man who rears four children? 1215 01:18:31,810 --> 01:18:34,190 Mami. What do you think? 1216 01:18:35,270 --> 01:18:38,370 I would like a woman who earns more than I do. 1217 01:18:38,570 --> 01:18:41,660 I would stay home with the children. 1218 01:18:42,660 --> 01:18:45,200 That would be great. Really. 1219 01:18:47,240 --> 01:18:49,460 Then stand to it, Merlin. 1220 01:18:50,290 --> 01:18:54,590 The women come to terms with it. Why do not we? I mean, you. 1221 01:18:54,830 --> 01:18:56,710 - What? - What? What do you think? 1222 01:18:57,800 --> 01:18:59,590 Funny, your slip of the tongue. 1223 01:18:59,760 --> 01:19:01,630 But, very funny. 1224 01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:04,220 Somehow you're a funny guy. 1225 01:19:06,100 --> 01:19:08,640 But you're a woman. The always get along. 1226 01:19:08,890 --> 01:19:10,310 Do not be afraid. 1227 01:19:10,600 --> 01:19:14,320 The men have more muscle, but not all. 1228 01:19:15,020 --> 01:19:17,320 but that does not make them stronger. 1229 01:19:17,610 --> 01:19:19,530 You know that. 1230 01:19:20,530 --> 01:19:22,650 It's snowing. Look. Oh no. 1231 01:19:25,660 --> 01:19:27,200 - Jeanne. - Hm? 1232 01:19:27,370 --> 01:19:31,750 You do not remember, but ... The one time meant to me something. 1233 01:19:32,290 --> 01:19:33,840 - Ah, and? - And. 1234 01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:37,630 And what you told me for things that was beautiful. 1235 01:19:37,790 --> 01:19:39,300 - And? - And. 1236 01:19:43,970 --> 01:19:46,810 - you really do not remember? - No, I... 1237 01:19:47,050 --> 01:19:48,930 It's ... I want ... 1238 01:19:50,600 --> 01:19:51,890 Oh no. 1239 01:19:53,890 --> 01:19:56,270 Pardon. 1240 01:20:03,820 --> 01:20:06,070 I was wondering ... 1241 01:20:07,950 --> 01:20:11,200 You ... You do not have to respond. 1242 01:20:11,450 --> 01:20:14,130 I asked myself the question, 1243 01:20:15,210 --> 01:20:18,210 if you have what had once with a man? 1244 01:20:19,170 --> 01:20:23,140 - Season yet, you're bisexual. - No, no, no way. 1245 01:20:23,340 --> 01:20:27,010 - But you know? - That's what worries you. 1246 01:20:27,890 --> 01:20:30,730 Listen, what can I say? 1247 01:20:31,430 --> 01:20:34,900 No matter how you respond, I'm straight total. 1248 01:20:35,020 --> 01:20:37,820 Straight ... from scratch. 1249 01:21:08,130 --> 01:21:09,390 No no. 1250 01:21:09,680 --> 01:21:11,970 No no. So no, Merlin. 1251 01:21:12,100 --> 01:21:13,690 Stop it. 1252 01:21:13,930 --> 01:21:16,900 We are friends. Kiss Friends is about? 1253 01:21:17,020 --> 01:21:20,520 to friends kiss on the mouth? Think of the consequences. 1254 01:21:20,690 --> 01:21:23,860 What would the colleague in the office over us? 1255 01:21:24,020 --> 01:21:26,120 You pull already four children alone. 1256 01:21:26,820 --> 01:21:31,540 You act like you're married. I'm a ... I'm a ... 1257 01:21:35,870 --> 01:21:37,420 Here. 1258 01:21:45,840 --> 01:21:47,890 We're friends, right? 1259 01:21:48,920 --> 01:21:50,770 Do you understand? 1260 01:21:51,010 --> 01:21:52,680 Just friends, man. 1261 01:22:20,710 --> 01:22:22,500 Listen here, please! 1262 01:22:22,670 --> 01:22:24,340 I want to toast with you 1263 01:22:24,540 --> 01:22:27,920 on the completion of France's first school, 1264 01:22:28,090 --> 01:22:30,560 the only renewable energy uses. 1265 01:22:32,090 --> 01:22:36,310 My special thanks go to my wonderful staff Jeanne ... 1266 01:22:37,310 --> 01:22:38,900 and Merlin. 1267 01:22:39,020 --> 01:22:41,440 Thank you both, thank you. 1268 01:22:44,020 --> 01:22:46,240 I wanted to tell you, you look great. 1269 01:22:46,400 --> 01:22:48,780 - Where's Joe? - She quit. 1270 01:22:48,940 --> 01:22:51,700 - How so? - Ausgewandert on a mystical trip. 1271 01:22:51,860 --> 01:22:54,620 Or aromatherapy or meditation ... 1272 01:22:55,320 --> 01:22:57,580 - Chief, we come to? - With pleasure. 1273 01:22:57,740 --> 01:22:59,750 - Thank you for everything. - Likewise. 1274 01:23:00,370 --> 01:23:02,750 I did everything alone. 1275 01:23:03,330 --> 01:23:05,550 And I the salad. I'm ... 1276 01:23:05,710 --> 01:23:08,300 - May I ask you something? - Yeah, right. 1277 01:23:08,420 --> 01:23:11,340 We hold women's mouth, you did something about it. 1278 01:23:11,550 --> 01:23:14,020 And we say something, it does not fit you. 1279 01:23:14,180 --> 01:23:17,270 How a woman should best behave? 1280 01:23:17,430 --> 01:23:19,150 Does anyone have an answer? 1281 01:23:20,270 --> 01:23:23,860 I knew you have no office mouse. They were perfect. 1282 01:23:24,060 --> 01:23:27,860 More than perfect. As a woman you's always difficult. 1283 01:23:28,730 --> 01:23:31,200 The helmet is the best to you and ... 1284 01:23:32,320 --> 01:23:34,820 Jeanne, Jeanne ... Jeanne warte. 1285 01:23:34,990 --> 01:23:37,080 - What is? - Can we talk? 1286 01:23:37,240 --> 01:23:39,960 No, I must be gone to, to ... 1287 01:23:40,910 --> 01:23:42,540 Swim. 1288 01:23:43,290 --> 01:23:44,920 Swim. 1289 01:23:45,960 --> 01:23:48,010 Jeanne. Nein, Jeanne. Jeanne. 1290 01:23:48,590 --> 01:23:51,180 - Stay where you are. What do you do? - Nothing. 1291 01:23:51,300 --> 01:23:54,300 - You're running away again. All the time. - I do not do. 1292 01:23:54,510 --> 01:23:56,180 Damn, stay standing. 1293 01:23:56,340 --> 01:23:59,060 Tell me that. I'll go crazy. 1294 01:23:59,180 --> 01:24:03,310 I do not understand anything anymore. Damn, I stand naked before you. 1295 01:24:04,600 --> 01:24:07,530 I should run away, but I can not. 1296 01:24:07,690 --> 01:24:10,320 I feel with you, it is something special. 1297 01:24:10,520 --> 01:24:12,650 I've never felt. 1298 01:24:12,780 --> 01:24:15,700 Jeanne, tell me what's going on. I beg you. 1299 01:24:15,820 --> 01:24:19,790 I'll take you with your men underpants and tantrums. 1300 01:24:19,950 --> 01:24:22,120 I'll take you just the way you are. 1301 01:24:23,450 --> 01:24:26,750 Although a voice tells me: "Leave it, cut it off." 1302 01:24:26,920 --> 01:24:30,220 But I can not, I just can not. 1303 01:24:30,340 --> 01:24:33,710 I can not. And you know what's the funniest? 1304 01:24:33,880 --> 01:24:35,970 You're the one who will cut off again. 1305 01:24:47,690 --> 01:24:48,900 Mrs. Clairé! 1306 01:24:50,520 --> 01:24:53,240 I go to the colleagues, but then to Bangkok! 1307 01:24:53,400 --> 01:24:56,070 - How dare you? - I want to be like before. 1308 01:24:56,320 --> 01:24:59,240 - Take me to Bangkok. - Your case is special. 1309 01:24:59,410 --> 01:25:01,630 - That could take years. - What? 1310 01:25:01,780 --> 01:25:03,910 This is no worse than 'n piercing. 1311 01:25:04,160 --> 01:25:07,290 - Chill out! - A cut and ready! Here... 1312 01:25:08,250 --> 01:25:10,380 - Sun - Lie down the! Stop! 1313 01:25:10,670 --> 01:25:12,390 Let the scissors go! 1314 01:25:12,670 --> 01:25:15,800 Madame Lemarchand has fainted. 1315 01:25:16,210 --> 01:25:18,930 - Jeanne. - What will become of me? 1316 01:25:19,090 --> 01:25:23,100 - I am a circus attraction. - No, not really. 1317 01:25:23,260 --> 01:25:26,690 Unless in a very famous circus, but ... 1318 01:25:39,030 --> 01:25:41,620 - Hello. - Hello. 1319 01:25:46,330 --> 01:25:49,210 - Want 'n handkerchief? - Why not. 1320 01:25:50,250 --> 01:25:52,250 - Thank you. - Nothing to thank for. 1321 01:25:54,340 --> 01:25:56,960 - Why are you crying? - I do not cry. 1322 01:25:57,130 --> 01:26:00,560 - Okay. - If only 'n heavy cold. 1323 01:26:01,090 --> 01:26:02,940 A strong head cold ... 1324 01:26:03,550 --> 01:26:05,980 no more calls since the ass Adam. 1325 01:26:06,100 --> 01:26:08,730 He's just gone. 1326 01:26:08,890 --> 01:26:11,770 - He does not annoy you at least. - No. 1327 01:26:12,810 --> 01:26:15,570 Call him and tell him that he is missing you. 1328 01:26:15,820 --> 01:26:18,740 Never in my life. I gave him 'a text message written. 1329 01:26:18,900 --> 01:26:22,250 - He did not answer. - Tell him you miss him. 1330 01:26:22,530 --> 01:26:24,450 It's easy. 1331 01:26:24,700 --> 01:26:26,250 Also... 1332 01:26:26,870 --> 01:26:29,420 Tom is looking forward not only would you be. 1333 01:26:34,710 --> 01:26:36,510 we get along? 1334 01:26:41,630 --> 01:26:44,140 Stop crying. 1335 01:26:45,050 --> 01:26:48,180 Except Pinpin you just a big heart. 1336 01:26:48,430 --> 01:26:51,400 I am not normal. 1337 01:26:51,690 --> 01:26:53,860 - You know who that is? - No. 1338 01:26:53,980 --> 01:26:55,700 Who is this? 1339 01:26:56,690 --> 01:26:59,320 - Jeanne Claire? - She is here. 1340 01:26:59,610 --> 01:27:02,280 You must answer it when I call. 1341 01:27:02,450 --> 01:27:04,950 I'm too old to worry. 1342 01:27:05,950 --> 01:27:09,080 - She's in love. - In love? That's great. 1343 01:27:09,240 --> 01:27:11,170 - I agree. - Man or woman? 1344 01:27:11,960 --> 01:27:14,420 A man, of course. So Doctor, really. 1345 01:27:14,710 --> 01:27:18,130 I'm sorry. But, of course, is not. 1346 01:27:18,340 --> 01:27:20,260 Talk to her, will you? 1347 01:27:20,420 --> 01:27:24,600 - he really love her, it does not matter. - Why, surely. 1348 01:27:24,840 --> 01:27:28,560 - Naturally. Needless to say -. You see? 1349 01:27:29,350 --> 01:27:31,850 - Although, if I ... - So? 1350 01:27:31,980 --> 01:27:35,400 If I were him, I would not ... 1351 01:27:35,690 --> 01:27:37,910 Do not say that. Are you nuts? 1352 01:27:38,060 --> 01:27:40,160 Moderate your tone, young woman. 1353 01:27:40,320 --> 01:27:43,700 I say this because it is not out of the woods. 1354 01:27:46,620 --> 01:27:48,790 Na, na, na, Jeanne. 1355 01:27:52,290 --> 01:27:55,170 Jeanne, you're a guy ... no, a woman, 1356 01:27:55,420 --> 01:27:57,260 which is very special. 1357 01:27:57,500 --> 01:28:01,850 This is like "Pretty Woman", with an extra tail. 1358 01:28:02,010 --> 01:28:05,180 They now? Where they had just calmed down. 1359 01:28:05,430 --> 01:28:08,930 - Say no "tail". Embarrassing. - All right. 1360 01:28:09,140 --> 01:28:12,020 Imagine times the possibilities for two. 1361 01:28:12,270 --> 01:28:14,770 But I do not want to. 1362 01:28:14,940 --> 01:28:17,650 I just want to live like a woman. 1363 01:28:17,850 --> 01:28:21,580 - I am a real woman. - A real woman. 1364 01:28:26,820 --> 01:28:29,330 So, this man is he doing nice? 1365 01:28:29,570 --> 01:28:31,420 Oh, and. 1366 01:28:32,660 --> 01:28:36,340 - Fine. Chill out. - He's so wonderful. 1367 01:28:36,580 --> 01:28:38,750 - I'm so fancy him. - Nice. 1368 01:28:39,000 --> 01:28:43,260 - I have never desired anyone like that. - Is still fantastic. 1369 01:28:43,420 --> 01:28:46,930 - Is that love? - But now times well. 1370 01:28:47,180 --> 01:28:50,400 Excuse me, but do not you have any balls? 1371 01:28:50,680 --> 01:28:54,780 - He's not wrong. - You can risk surely. 1372 01:28:54,980 --> 01:28:58,350 What are you waiting for? You have nothing to lose. Come on. 1373 01:28:58,560 --> 01:29:00,060 - I agree. - Come on. 1374 01:29:00,230 --> 01:29:02,070 Yes, give you a jerk. 1375 01:30:00,330 --> 01:30:02,960 I love you. But... 1376 01:30:04,090 --> 01:30:06,380 But? What, Jeanne? 1377 01:30:06,590 --> 01:30:09,930 What's happening? You ... You ... are a bigamist? 1378 01:30:11,930 --> 01:30:15,560 maybe you're ... my sister? 1379 01:30:15,810 --> 01:30:17,310 No, Merlin. 1380 01:30:27,030 --> 01:30:28,620 I... 1381 01:30:33,740 --> 01:30:35,410 I... 1382 01:30:36,700 --> 01:30:38,040 I... 1383 01:30:38,290 --> 01:30:41,840 Jeanne, no, no, no. 1384 01:30:51,340 --> 01:30:53,090 Okay. 1385 01:30:55,180 --> 01:30:56,770 Okay... 1386 01:31:56,110 --> 01:31:58,370 Jeanne! 1387 01:32:00,870 --> 01:32:02,040 Jeanne? 1388 01:32:08,210 --> 01:32:10,010 Jeanne, all right? 1389 01:32:10,250 --> 01:32:11,970 There is nothing. 1390 01:32:12,710 --> 01:32:15,180 It is only... 1391 01:32:17,220 --> 01:32:19,060 I love thunderstorms! 1392 01:32:19,850 --> 01:32:21,770 This is so cool! 1393 01:32:24,390 --> 01:32:28,070 You are so pretty. Beautiful, my love. 1394 01:32:28,810 --> 01:32:33,030 For a moment I thought, it's up to me you always ... 1395 01:32:33,190 --> 01:32:34,450 Sch... 1396 01:32:35,820 --> 01:32:40,040 - You said "but". - There is no ... But more. 1397 01:33:09,230 --> 01:33:11,110 Ah, too late. 1398 01:33:11,270 --> 01:33:12,440 Oh! 1399 01:33:12,650 --> 01:33:16,780 You shoot with arrows on the TV. That will not do. 1400 01:33:16,950 --> 01:33:20,790 - bottle is ready. - Your Little grows 2 cm per minute. 1401 01:33:20,950 --> 01:33:22,830 - That was on purpose. - I'm sorry. 1402 01:33:22,990 --> 01:33:24,870 - Can I pass? - Excuse me. 1403 01:33:25,040 --> 01:33:26,630 - May I? - Where to go? 1404 01:33:26,790 --> 01:33:29,170 - No matter, the main thing through. - Just go. 1405 01:33:29,330 --> 01:33:30,960 - Ha. - Hey. 1406 01:33:31,130 --> 01:33:35,600 What do the empty yogurt cups here? Kick them off yet. 1407 01:33:39,380 --> 01:33:42,810 - Should we have a child? - No, that's enough me. 1408 01:33:42,970 --> 01:33:44,520 - Right now. - Immediately? 1409 01:33:44,680 --> 01:33:46,780 I'll go back. 1410 01:33:46,930 --> 01:33:49,400 Children, the cake is waiting for you! 1411 01:33:49,600 --> 01:33:51,280 Not all at once. 1412 01:33:51,440 --> 01:33:53,740 And since you want more children? 1413 01:33:53,860 --> 01:33:56,110 - In a number. - Impossible. 1414 01:33:56,360 --> 01:33:57,740 Who wants cake? 1415 01:34:00,030 --> 01:34:01,700 Oh, Joe. 1416 01:34:03,410 --> 01:34:05,540 But... 1417 01:34:05,700 --> 01:34:07,450 Say "good day, Dad." 1417 01:34:08,305 --> 01:34:14,943 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 103131

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