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[rock music]
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You again? [scoffs]
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You really wanna know
what happened last week
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on Shameless?
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The same old shit as last week.
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When you work for a living,
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the weeks just seem to blur together,
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you know what I mean?
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??
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[sighs]
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Don't judge me.
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It's not like she wouldn't
be drinking by the third grade
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growing up in this neighborhood.
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Go.
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Debbie needs her share of the utilities.
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Want me to get some
shitty-ass minimum wage job
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like you hauling boxes
around a warehouse?
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Isn't marriage supposed
to be about communication,
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compromise, agreed upon
mutual fuckin' goals?
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How's that supposed to happen
when one person in the marriage
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just goes off and does
whatever the hell he wants
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without telling the other
person what he's doing?
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Officer Tipping, I
believe I'm your partner.
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Welcome to the Chicago police force.
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Wait, you've never been shot?
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Never been shot, never
shot at. You know why?
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I don't leave the car.
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[Carl] I was bored shitless today.
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I don't care 'cause I wanna be
the best partner that I can be.
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So the least you can do
is buy me a damn drink.
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One drink.
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[all chanting "Chug"]
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[Carl] Really sorry again, sir,
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that you had a heart attack.
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You know, I somehow feel responsible.
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We made $3,400.
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It's been lovely doing
business with you.
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Shall we do it again tomorrow?
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I don't see why not. V?
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Until our suppliers are
back up and running, sure.
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[Debbie] "Wrongly
convicted lesbian welder."
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[Sandy] It's blowing up.
Everybody wants to hire you.
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??
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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
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??
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? Think of all the luck you got ?
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? Know that it's not for naught ?
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? You were beaming once before ?
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? But it's not like that anymore ?
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? What is this downside ?
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? That you speak of? ?
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? What is this feeling ?
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? You're so sure of? ?
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??
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? Round up the friends you got ?
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? Know that they're not for naught ?
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? You were willing once before ?
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? But it's not like that anymore ?
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? What is this downside ?
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? That you speak of? ?
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? What is this feeling ?
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? You're so sure of? ?
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Just put on the dress, Franny!
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No, no, no!
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I need to take your picture
for Little Miss South Side.
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Don't you want to be
Little Miss South Side?
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No!
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- Dress.
- Pants!
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- Dress!
- Pants!
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[rock music]
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Can you at least brush your own teeth?
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[Franny] No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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- [door slams]
- [sighs]
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??
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Your room is gonna be
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swimming in constellations, little man.
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Like Cassiopeia.
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- Can you say...
- [Tami] Cassiopeia.
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- Hey.
- [Fred] [cooing]
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Hey.
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How's baby?
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I was up all night with
Cami and Brad at the ER.
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Baby's lost a lot of weight.
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They ran a bunch of tests,
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but they still can't figure
out why he's not eating.
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He's gonna be okay, though, right?
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They're meeting with the
doctor in a couple hours
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so I'm gonna shower, head
back, hold Cami's hand.
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Brad was hoping you
could open up at BornFree.
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- Yeah, sure. I'll take Fred.
- Cool.
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Hey, you wanna hit
that switch right there?
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Oh, yeah.
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[both chuckling]
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- [Fred] [cooing]
- Wow.
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Yeah, right?
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[upbeat rock music]
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Oh, Milton's coming by later.
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Thought he was on an
aircraft carrier somewhere.
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- He's on leave. He's getting married.
- Mm.
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Coming by to look for his dress shoes
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in those boxes left in the garage.
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??
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Take it, you dirty convict.
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Thought you weren't gonna fuck me
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until I got a real job, huh?
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Oh, I got my eyes closed,
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pretending you're a Jonas Brother.
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- Which one?
- Uh, Joe.
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Fuck you. I'm totally Nick.
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[both grunting]
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[Ian] What the...
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Call me Nick, you Jonas-loving slut.
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Whoa, hey. The fuck you doing?
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I'm gonna get you pregnant. Come on.
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This isn't how we do it.
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Well, it's not how we normally do it.
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Been watching a lot of prison porn.
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Kinda feel like making you my bitch.
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I'm not your bitch.
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Well, when I bottom, I power bottom,
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so even then, you're totally my bitch.
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And we're done.
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Oh, come on. Where you goin'?
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[Ian] To whack off in the shower.
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Oh... [scoffs]
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All right, well, you know, I guess
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I'll just drill the
fuck outta my hand too.
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Maybe color it orange, call it Ian.
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[door slams]
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How was your first day as a cop?
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[Carl] Pfft, seen more action
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playing Minecraft on the shitter.
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- This stuff is delicious.
- You high?
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As the Willis Tower.
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Fringe benefit of being
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the Alibi's chief
quality control officer
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and weed sommelier.
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Gotta fuel up for a big
day of pot purchases.
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- Franny, breakfast!
- [Franny] No!
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[chuckles] I'm gonna kill her.
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I'm gonna choke her with her
cargo pants until she's dead.
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Still won't put on the dress?
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Won't put on her dress,
won't brush her hair,
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won't brush her teeth,
won't pack her own backpack.
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Why can't Little Miss
Sunshine wear pants?
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'Cause it's not Little
Mr. Sunshine, Carl.
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Sounds like gender conformity.
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It's not my world,
Liam. I just live in it.
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- [footsteps on stairs]
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Who you guys think is the
man in our relationship?
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- [Frank] You are.
- [Carl and Liam] Ian.
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Yeah, Neanderthal.
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There's no man in our relationship.
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But if there was, it'd be me.
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Okay, well, who sticks it in who?
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- I do.
- Irrelevant.
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- And my dick's longer.
- Mine's wider,
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which is the only metric that matters.
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Look at him. He's too
pretty to be the man.
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I'm pretty?
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You have the hairless
body of a preteen girl.
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Well, you like sticking
it up my shitter,
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so what does that say about you?
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Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Baby on board. Christ.
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Uh, Pop Tart or banana?
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Uh, Pop Tart. Whoa, Debs.
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You're looking especially, um...
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Boobularly abundant.
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Hot Lesbian Convict Handywoman.
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Customers love it. More
work than I can handle.
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- Franny, let's go!
- [footsteps on stairs]
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I gotta go poop!
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[Debbie] No, Franny. No!
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Huh.
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If I'm late to work, I'm
gonna lose this client.
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[Tami] If I'm gonna drop
you off before the doctor,
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- we have to go.
- Hey, can you guys drop me off
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at the precinct on your
way to the warehouse?
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[Debbie] Would one of you guys
take Franny to school, please?
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- I'd really appreciate it.
- [Lip] Yeah.
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- [Ian] Sure, whatever.
- Thank you.
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Carl, you get shotgun.
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"Ianna" here can ride bitch.
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Fuck that.
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- Bye, buddy.
- [Ian] Hey, wait up.
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[toilet flushing]
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Mommy?
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[sighs] Come on, Franny.
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Everyone left. I'll
take you to school again.
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Everyone? What am I, chopped liver?
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You're Frank.
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You don't think I can get
my granddaughter to school?
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You just said you're
high as the Willis Tower.
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I've been high, drunk, or both
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for every major moment
in all of your lives.
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I think I can handle
something as minor...
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[Liam] Okay.
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[soft upbeat music]
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- Okay what?
- Okay, see you.
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??
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Why the hell did I do that?
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??
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Fuck.
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- [Veronica] Smile, girls.
- [camera shutter clicks]
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[gasps]
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There are my little Miss South Sides.
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V, I ordered a few things.
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Better not be any more toilet paper...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You gonna go kill Bill?
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Oh you like the drip? It's cool, right?
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I got something for the
girls for their photo shoot.
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- Ahh, yeah!
- [Gemma and Amy] [cheering]
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- No!
- [Kev] Yes.
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Little Miss South Side is about finding
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the perfect representative
for the neighborhood.
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What South Side girl
can afford a fur coat?
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A girl whose parents are
getting rich selling pot.
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I got us something too.
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Oh!
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- Versace?
- Versocky.
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S-O-C-K-Y. Knockoffs.
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But we're making baller money now.
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We should dress like ballers.
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People have been looking
down on me my entire life
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for being foster-kid poor.
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I just wanna walk the streets
wearing my Versocky tracksuit
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with my head held high
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looking down on everyone else for once.
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We need to be saving that money.
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Return it. All of it.
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How about I return the stuff that I got
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for you and the girls
but I keep my new stuff
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because... I'm a grown-ass man
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and I can wear whatever I want?
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Can I wear it today at least?
I'll return it tomorrow.
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- Fine.
- [giggles]
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But not the girls.
Give it back, and let's go to school.
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- Why, Mom?
- Mom.
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Because Mommy hates joy. That's why.
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[Veronica] Let's go, girls.
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Grab these masks, grab these bags.
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We gotta go. Come, come, come.
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[upbeat music]
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??
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Kev, what have you done to our truck?
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Nothing.
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Just new rims and a bangin' stereo.
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??
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Bang. [chuckles]
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You see how I went down?
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It kinda hurt, though.
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[Liz] After you weld
the leak under the sink,
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can you fix the toilet?
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It's doing one of those things
where the water keeps running.
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[Debbie] Sure.
258
00:09:34,726 --> 00:09:36,453
And also, the light bulb
in the fridge is out.
259
00:09:36,477 --> 00:09:38,021
Can you change it?
260
00:09:38,795 --> 00:09:40,398
You want to pay me to
change a light bulb?
261
00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:43,002
Mm-hmm. Oh, and
the shower isn't draining.
262
00:09:43,026 --> 00:09:44,503
- Probably a hair clog. Sorry.
- [phone buzzing]
263
00:09:44,527 --> 00:09:46,005
- Oh, a bunch of the doorknobs are loose.
- _
264
00:09:46,029 --> 00:09:47,739
Can you go around and
tighten all of them?
265
00:09:47,764 --> 00:09:49,048
- [Debbie] Shit.
- Oh, I have this squeaky...
266
00:09:49,073 --> 00:09:50,992
You can just say no.
267
00:09:51,034 --> 00:09:53,786
- Oh, no. I can do that.
- [Liz] Oh, okay.
268
00:09:53,828 --> 00:09:55,330
Also, there's some holes
269
00:09:55,371 --> 00:09:57,471
in the wall in the master
bedroom that need patching up.
270
00:09:58,010 --> 00:10:00,293
Oh, also, I have been
dying to mount the TV
271
00:10:00,335 --> 00:10:01,878
in the living room, if you don't mind.
272
00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:03,783
But the walls are thin, so
just... careful with the drill.
273
00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:05,981
- Did you get all that?
- [Debbie] Yeah.
274
00:10:06,257 --> 00:10:09,302
Great. All right, I gotta get to work.
275
00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:12,363
Please wear your mask all day, please.
276
00:10:12,388 --> 00:10:13,723
And when you're done,
277
00:10:13,765 --> 00:10:14,992
you can just pull the
door closed behind you.
278
00:10:15,016 --> 00:10:16,476
- It'll lock automatically.
- Great.
279
00:10:16,517 --> 00:10:17,666
And, uh,
280
00:10:18,745 --> 00:10:20,413
can I get a picture for Instagram?
281
00:10:20,438 --> 00:10:23,233
My Ladies Who Lesbian group will flip.
282
00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:24,533
Sure, yeah.
283
00:10:25,109 --> 00:10:27,111
Do you have anything
sexy you can hold up?
284
00:10:30,782 --> 00:10:33,861
Oh, my God, that is so
hot. All right, whoo!
285
00:10:34,057 --> 00:10:36,746
- [drill whirring]
- [laughing] Oh, wow.
286
00:10:36,788 --> 00:10:39,457
[laughing] All right, great.
287
00:10:39,499 --> 00:10:40,875
Thank you. Have a great day.
288
00:10:40,917 --> 00:10:42,611
[Debbie] Yeah, you too.
289
00:10:44,963 --> 00:10:47,966
[upbeat music]
290
00:10:47,991 --> 00:10:50,244
[scoffs] Come on, guys.
291
00:10:50,269 --> 00:10:55,149
??
292
00:10:55,174 --> 00:10:57,166
_
293
00:11:02,981 --> 00:11:05,942
And that, Franny dear,
is how your mother
294
00:11:05,967 --> 00:11:07,260
was conceived.
295
00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:08,278
Okay, kiddo.
296
00:11:08,319 --> 00:11:09,612
Thank you for your
297
00:11:09,654 --> 00:11:11,781
intellectually challenging conversation.
298
00:11:11,806 --> 00:11:13,349
Go get 'em in there.
299
00:11:13,374 --> 00:11:14,601
And remember, always
throw the first punch.
300
00:11:14,626 --> 00:11:16,836
[Franny] This isn't my school.
301
00:11:18,893 --> 00:11:20,123
Yeah, it is.
302
00:11:20,164 --> 00:11:22,959
It's the school named
after the Black writer lady.
303
00:11:23,399 --> 00:11:26,447
[Franny] I go to Maya
Angelou Elementary.
304
00:11:30,896 --> 00:11:32,272
The poet, Maya...
305
00:11:34,220 --> 00:11:35,518
I don't know where.
306
00:11:36,002 --> 00:11:38,850
Uh, so it's boring, old prose for you.
307
00:11:38,875 --> 00:11:40,682
Go on in. [chuckles]
308
00:11:43,245 --> 00:11:44,371
[softly] Fuck.
309
00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:48,377
[normally] Ah, what the hell.
310
00:11:48,401 --> 00:11:50,026
Schools are all bullpucky anyway.
311
00:11:50,194 --> 00:11:53,283
Let's get you some
real world experience.
312
00:11:53,531 --> 00:11:55,700
Today is Take Your
Grandkid to the Work Day.
313
00:11:55,725 --> 00:11:57,385
- You like that?
- Yeah.
314
00:11:57,410 --> 00:11:59,078
I just made that up. Come on.
315
00:12:01,998 --> 00:12:04,000
[siren wailing in distance]
316
00:12:04,042 --> 00:12:06,026
- [Ridgeley] Gallagher!
- [Carl] Yes, sir.
317
00:12:07,002 --> 00:12:08,421
How's Officer Tipping?
318
00:12:08,463 --> 00:12:11,299
Life support. 60/40 chance of recovery.
319
00:12:11,442 --> 00:12:12,580
Fuck.
320
00:12:13,051 --> 00:12:15,678
Got you a new partner.
Try not to kill this one!
321
00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:17,104
Sergeant James!
322
00:12:18,541 --> 00:12:19,807
Yo, Billie!
323
00:12:20,260 --> 00:12:22,477
Shit,
324
00:12:22,518 --> 00:12:25,166
you really do look like Billie Eilish.
325
00:12:25,838 --> 00:12:28,775
Huh. Well, what do you say, Billie?
326
00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:30,344
Should we go get our dicks wet?
327
00:12:30,697 --> 00:12:32,947
- Yes, ma'am.
- Mm-kay.
328
00:12:37,536 --> 00:12:40,536
Open at last, open at last!
329
00:12:40,578 --> 00:12:44,153
Thank the almighty mayor,
we are open at last.
330
00:12:47,085 --> 00:12:49,762
Yo, drunks! Rise up.
331
00:12:51,042 --> 00:12:52,668
[Kermit] Bars are officially open again?
332
00:12:52,774 --> 00:12:54,275
Until there's another spike in cases.
333
00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:55,676
I give it two weeks, tops.
334
00:12:55,718 --> 00:12:58,192
All right, look. See?
335
00:12:59,263 --> 00:13:01,432
My girls have Little Miss South Side
336
00:13:01,474 --> 00:13:03,067
written all over their faces.
337
00:13:03,351 --> 00:13:06,229
Well, that one, anyway.
She's something special.
338
00:13:06,287 --> 00:13:08,623
Who, Gemma? Yeah, she is.
339
00:13:08,648 --> 00:13:11,317
Kev, they are both special.
340
00:13:11,359 --> 00:13:13,486
Gemma's just a little more special.
341
00:13:13,528 --> 00:13:15,029
What's Little Miss South Side?
342
00:13:15,071 --> 00:13:16,906
It's the South Side
Better Business Bureau's
343
00:13:16,948 --> 00:13:19,575
annual contest to find a face
for all their advertising,
344
00:13:19,617 --> 00:13:21,911
a face that shows hope and promise.
345
00:13:21,953 --> 00:13:24,001
Makes you forget about
the looting and tear gas.
346
00:13:24,122 --> 00:13:26,876
A face that makes you want to
spend money in the community.
347
00:13:27,321 --> 00:13:29,669
I think Gayle King was
Little Miss South Side.
348
00:13:29,710 --> 00:13:32,547
- And maybe Shelly Obama.
- Oh.
349
00:13:33,088 --> 00:13:34,506
[door opens]
350
00:13:36,050 --> 00:13:38,278
One case of expired brownie mix.
351
00:13:38,594 --> 00:13:40,555
Take a Schlitz and my
payment, ple... hey.
352
00:13:40,596 --> 00:13:42,341
Jesus Christ, Kev.
353
00:13:42,544 --> 00:13:43,784
What is with the giant erection
354
00:13:43,808 --> 00:13:45,309
and those fuckin' awful banana pants?
355
00:13:45,334 --> 00:13:47,253
[chuckles] It's my money roll.
356
00:13:47,328 --> 00:13:48,788
New thing I'm trying out.
357
00:13:48,813 --> 00:13:50,815
Show people how rich I
am without saying anything
358
00:13:50,857 --> 00:13:53,276
because V doesn't allow
me to announce it out loud.
359
00:13:53,317 --> 00:13:54,944
She's the dom top in
your marriage, then.
360
00:13:54,986 --> 00:13:56,497
Damn right.
361
00:13:57,155 --> 00:13:58,781
You wanna thin out your money roll
362
00:13:58,823 --> 00:14:00,116
for our brownie dealer, please?
363
00:14:00,158 --> 00:14:01,617
And do not stretch those things out.
364
00:14:01,659 --> 00:14:03,244
You're returning them tomorrow.
365
00:14:03,286 --> 00:14:05,074
Hey, how much it cost
366
00:14:05,099 --> 00:14:06,873
to use that shitty gym thing next door?
367
00:14:07,253 --> 00:14:09,459
KevFit? $20 a session.
368
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,669
Lifetime membership for a Bitcoin.
369
00:14:11,694 --> 00:14:13,529
Got a lot of takers on that, do you?
370
00:14:13,683 --> 00:14:16,315
$10 a session for friends and family.
371
00:14:16,340 --> 00:14:17,985
Well, there's ten boxes
in here at 2 bucks each
372
00:14:18,009 --> 00:14:22,305
so... sign me up for two sessions.
373
00:14:22,346 --> 00:14:23,723
Since when do you work out?
374
00:14:23,764 --> 00:14:25,496
Since I married a body-shamer.
375
00:14:25,521 --> 00:14:27,411
You know that Ian thinks he's
the man in the relationship
376
00:14:27,435 --> 00:14:29,937
just 'cause he sticks it to me
and can do a few bicep curls?
377
00:14:30,105 --> 00:14:32,565
I mean, clearly, I am the man.
378
00:14:32,607 --> 00:14:34,817
But figure if I go pump
some iron, you know,
379
00:14:34,859 --> 00:14:36,441
make it more clearly clear that...
380
00:14:37,653 --> 00:14:40,348
[stammers] More fucking clear.
381
00:14:41,199 --> 00:14:43,659
Kev, where's the cash from
the pot sales last week?
382
00:14:43,701 --> 00:14:45,429
It's not in the safe, and
the liquor guy's coming.
383
00:14:45,453 --> 00:14:47,181
I didn't feel comfortable
leaving it in the safe
384
00:14:47,205 --> 00:14:49,665
because it's the first
place robbers would look.
385
00:14:49,707 --> 00:14:50,873
So...
386
00:14:54,378 --> 00:14:56,927
it's like a piggy bank, but it's a keg.
387
00:14:57,590 --> 00:14:58,881
It's a keggy bank.
388
00:15:00,091 --> 00:15:02,113
You've been shoving our pot cash
389
00:15:02,138 --> 00:15:03,521
in a keg under the bar?
390
00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:04,555
Of course not.
391
00:15:04,597 --> 00:15:06,390
Net profits are in the keg,
392
00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:08,075
the money for Frank to do pickups
393
00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:09,310
is in the bench cushion,
394
00:15:09,352 --> 00:15:10,662
and the cash to pay off the liquor guy
395
00:15:10,686 --> 00:15:12,771
is in an envelope taped
under the pool table.
396
00:15:13,064 --> 00:15:15,233
You can't be hiding our
cash all around the bar.
397
00:15:15,274 --> 00:15:16,943
You can't just put it in a bank?
398
00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:18,653
The banks are licensed by the feds,
399
00:15:18,694 --> 00:15:22,002
but pot isn't legal nationally,
so banks won't take pot money.
400
00:15:22,298 --> 00:15:23,883
I thought money was money.
401
00:15:23,908 --> 00:15:25,690
[Mickey] They'll take it if
you just launder it first.
402
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,889
Just cash it in for chips
at the Indian Casino,
403
00:15:29,914 --> 00:15:31,517
down a few free cocktails
for a couple hours,
404
00:15:31,541 --> 00:15:32,542
then cash chips back out.
405
00:15:32,567 --> 00:15:33,944
Clean money.
406
00:15:38,323 --> 00:15:39,882
All right. Time to go get swole.
407
00:15:39,924 --> 00:15:41,158
Swole?
408
00:15:41,854 --> 00:15:44,303
Swole. Like swole.
409
00:15:44,345 --> 00:15:45,513
[rock music]
410
00:15:45,555 --> 00:15:47,056
Eh, fuck you, Kermit.
411
00:15:47,098 --> 00:15:48,891
??
412
00:15:48,933 --> 00:15:51,060
[mouths word]
413
00:15:51,102 --> 00:15:53,896
??
414
00:15:53,938 --> 00:15:54,981
[scanner beeps]
415
00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:57,108
[indistinct chatter]
416
00:15:57,133 --> 00:16:00,845
??
417
00:16:00,903 --> 00:16:02,697
Hey, how long you two been married?
418
00:16:02,738 --> 00:16:04,991
- [George] About 14...
- [Doris] 15.
419
00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:07,494
- [George] 15 years.
- [Ian] Uh-huh.
420
00:16:07,910 --> 00:16:09,370
Would you guys consider yourselves
421
00:16:09,412 --> 00:16:10,430
equals in the relationship?
422
00:16:10,454 --> 00:16:12,123
- [George] Yeah.
- [Doris] No way.
423
00:16:12,164 --> 00:16:14,750
[George] What the fuck, Doris?
I do shit around the house.
424
00:16:14,792 --> 00:16:17,105
[Doris] What, throw a dish
in the dishwasher once a week?
425
00:16:17,854 --> 00:16:20,231
Yeah, I take out the trash. I fix stuff.
426
00:16:20,256 --> 00:16:22,652
- So I can re-fix what you fix?
- Oh...
427
00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:24,504
[Doris] A man thinks if
he brings home a paycheck
428
00:16:24,529 --> 00:16:26,929
and, I don't know, mows the
lawn every once in a while
429
00:16:26,984 --> 00:16:28,864
that he can throw his
feet up in front of the TV
430
00:16:28,889 --> 00:16:30,347
and call it a day.
431
00:16:30,372 --> 00:16:33,102
Meanwhile, his wife does the
same shit at work for less pay
432
00:16:33,144 --> 00:16:35,080
and still has to pick up after
her husband when she goes home.
433
00:16:35,104 --> 00:16:36,606
- That's bullshit.
- Really?
434
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:38,065
Yeah.
435
00:16:38,107 --> 00:16:39,293
[Doris] I went to take
care of my mom in Ohio
436
00:16:39,317 --> 00:16:40,276
when she caught the virus.
437
00:16:40,318 --> 00:16:41,514
Came back.
438
00:16:41,539 --> 00:16:43,446
George hadn't done the
laundry for a month.
439
00:16:43,487 --> 00:16:44,780
Tell him what happened.
440
00:16:45,990 --> 00:16:47,533
[George] I got a rash under my balls.
441
00:16:47,575 --> 00:16:50,161
- [Doris] From reusing his underwear.
- [George] Reusing my underwear.
442
00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:54,707
Women performed $1 1/2 trillion
in unpaid housework last year.
443
00:16:54,749 --> 00:16:56,083
So the answer is no, Red.
444
00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:58,044
Two people are never
equal in a relationship.
445
00:16:58,085 --> 00:17:00,248
The woman always does more.
446
00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:02,631
Honey, he's gay. They're both men.
447
00:17:03,966 --> 00:17:06,052
Gender's a social
construct, but thank you.
448
00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:07,887
[Doris] No. One of you is the woman.
449
00:17:08,162 --> 00:17:10,428
Who does more cooking or
cleaning, you or your husband?
450
00:17:10,598 --> 00:17:12,058
Neither of us.
451
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:13,160
[Doris] Who provides
more emotional support?
452
00:17:13,184 --> 00:17:14,444
Don't know what that is.
453
00:17:14,810 --> 00:17:16,121
- [Doris] Kids to take care of?
- Nope.
454
00:17:16,145 --> 00:17:18,147
Ah, see? There. Equals.
455
00:17:19,045 --> 00:17:20,149
[Doris] You both have jobs?
456
00:17:20,412 --> 00:17:21,984
Uh, Mickey? Ish.
457
00:17:22,205 --> 00:17:23,289
Who makes more money?
458
00:17:25,755 --> 00:17:26,839
He does.
459
00:17:26,949 --> 00:17:29,068
You do more work for less money?
460
00:17:29,367 --> 00:17:30,826
I got news for you, honey.
461
00:17:30,868 --> 00:17:32,084
You're the woman.
462
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:35,380
[laughter]
463
00:17:37,833 --> 00:17:39,350
Atrial septal...
464
00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:42,483
[doctor] Atrial septal defect.
A hole in your baby's heart.
465
00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:45,311
Is it life-threatening?
466
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:48,594
Under normal circumstances,
not immediately,
467
00:17:48,636 --> 00:17:50,137
but there are risks.
468
00:17:50,179 --> 00:17:52,348
- Like what?
- Heart failure.
469
00:17:52,390 --> 00:17:54,600
- Jesus.
- Oh, my God.
470
00:17:55,020 --> 00:17:57,314
Will it close on its
own as he gets older?
471
00:17:57,395 --> 00:17:59,188
[doctor] Unfortunately, no.
472
00:17:59,230 --> 00:18:02,316
There's an opening on the
surgical schedule Tuesday.
473
00:18:02,358 --> 00:18:04,235
Let's get you squared
away with a payment plan.
474
00:18:04,276 --> 00:18:07,000
- Payment plan?
- [doctor] For your copay.
475
00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:08,820
How much we talking about?
476
00:18:08,845 --> 00:18:11,050
- It doesn't matter, Brad.
- [Brad] How much?
477
00:18:11,075 --> 00:18:12,410
[doctor] Your insurance company
478
00:18:12,451 --> 00:18:14,727
will need to give you a proper estimate.
479
00:18:15,070 --> 00:18:16,472
Ballpark it for us.
480
00:18:16,497 --> 00:18:19,125
[doctor] Well, assuming
no complications,
481
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:22,352
your baseline copay
could be around $65,000.
482
00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:24,463
Oh, my God, what?
483
00:18:24,860 --> 00:18:28,375
Wait, they need to come up with $65,000
484
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,735
before Tuesday?
485
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,637
Well, with the payment plan...
486
00:18:31,662 --> 00:18:33,656
So they can save their kid on layaway.
487
00:18:33,681 --> 00:18:35,057
[Cami] Mask up, Tami.
488
00:18:35,099 --> 00:18:36,368
Well, how is she supposed
to see how pissed I am
489
00:18:36,392 --> 00:18:37,393
if she can't see my face?
490
00:18:37,435 --> 00:18:39,412
I mean, their baby is dying.
491
00:18:39,437 --> 00:18:41,305
[doctor] He's not dying yet.
492
00:18:41,330 --> 00:18:44,041
If he were, the hospital
would have to treat him
493
00:18:44,066 --> 00:18:46,026
regardless of your ability to pay.
494
00:18:46,068 --> 00:18:47,688
So it's 65 grand?
495
00:18:47,862 --> 00:18:50,072
Or you can wait until he's almost dead.
496
00:18:50,097 --> 00:18:52,195
Stop, Tami.
497
00:18:54,118 --> 00:18:57,079
Upbeat music playing
498
00:18:57,121 --> 00:18:59,039
??
499
00:18:59,715 --> 00:19:02,293
My most important function at the Alibi
500
00:19:02,334 --> 00:19:05,833
is to procure the finest
product at the lowest price
501
00:19:05,858 --> 00:19:09,153
so Aunt Kev and Uncle V can
sell it at a massive markup.
502
00:19:11,427 --> 00:19:13,304
[bell chimes]
503
00:19:13,477 --> 00:19:15,574
_
504
00:19:18,893 --> 00:19:21,854
Side note... learn a
few words of Armenian.
505
00:19:21,896 --> 00:19:25,024
They run the underworld, and
they appreciate the effort.
506
00:19:25,065 --> 00:19:28,235
Now, the key to any negotiation
507
00:19:28,277 --> 00:19:31,363
is to set your target
and to stick to it.
508
00:19:31,881 --> 00:19:34,258
- What's your favorite number?
- Seven.
509
00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:36,076
Oof. It's low.
510
00:19:36,118 --> 00:19:38,454
But it'll be a good
test of your aptitude.
511
00:19:38,496 --> 00:19:42,231
Now when I ask you a
question, you say, "Seven."
512
00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:46,276
Don't sound angry, but speak firmly.
513
00:19:49,023 --> 00:19:53,444
_
514
00:19:53,469 --> 00:19:57,890
Mm. What do you want, Frank?
515
00:19:57,948 --> 00:19:59,825
Ten ounces of your best, madam.
516
00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:01,310
Mm-hmm.
517
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,317
And who is this?
518
00:20:08,359 --> 00:20:10,887
This? This is my granddaughter.
519
00:20:11,270 --> 00:20:15,282
She can tell you the exact
per-gram wholesale worth
520
00:20:15,324 --> 00:20:17,660
of any type of marijuana available.
521
00:20:17,857 --> 00:20:19,246
Total savant.
522
00:20:20,221 --> 00:20:21,806
What is your name, girl?
523
00:20:21,831 --> 00:20:25,895
Uh, idiot savant. Severe
learning disabilities.
524
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,963
Doesn't know anything it has
to do with pot evaluation.
525
00:20:29,004 --> 00:20:30,214
[chuckles]
526
00:20:30,256 --> 00:20:33,012
She's like Rain Man, only a girl.
527
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:35,542
She's Rain Girl.
528
00:20:36,595 --> 00:20:38,504
Oh, sweet Jesus.
529
00:20:40,850 --> 00:20:44,228
- Is that...
- Peruvian Mother Sativa.
530
00:20:44,270 --> 00:20:48,065
Well, Peru had a wet spring,
but if that's what you've got.
531
00:20:48,107 --> 00:20:49,707
Franny, what do you think?
532
00:20:51,193 --> 00:20:53,246
- Seven.
- [Mrs. Grigoryan] [scoffs]
533
00:20:54,506 --> 00:20:56,418
You're kidding me.
534
00:20:57,074 --> 00:21:00,309
Clients are paying 11 per gram.
535
00:21:00,744 --> 00:21:02,020
Franny?
536
00:21:03,497 --> 00:21:06,090
- Seven.
- [chuckles]
537
00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:10,170
Should we compromise? Maybe...
538
00:21:10,212 --> 00:21:12,254
Seven, seven!
539
00:21:13,090 --> 00:21:14,363
[stomps]
540
00:21:15,175 --> 00:21:16,793
Looks like it's seven.
541
00:21:17,305 --> 00:21:19,391
Or... we walk.
542
00:21:24,348 --> 00:21:26,729
[Leesie] My philosophy
is no wrong is too small
543
00:21:26,770 --> 00:21:28,397
for a cop to make right.
544
00:21:28,422 --> 00:21:29,652
Like this motherfucker.
545
00:21:29,677 --> 00:21:31,626
Arturro knows he's not
gonna make it across the road
546
00:21:31,650 --> 00:21:33,944
before the light turns, but
he still begins his journey
547
00:21:33,986 --> 00:21:35,840
after "don't walk" starts blinking.
548
00:21:36,322 --> 00:21:38,091
Whole reasons he's in a
wheelchair to begin with
549
00:21:38,115 --> 00:21:40,093
is because he started
crossing too late a decade ago.
550
00:21:40,117 --> 00:21:42,559
Got hit by a streetsweeper. [sighs]
551
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:45,127
- Motherfucker never learns.
- [siren whoops]
552
00:21:45,152 --> 00:21:47,041
Yo, Arturro.
553
00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:48,767
Let me help you, man.
554
00:21:48,792 --> 00:21:52,254
Officers, I'm going as fast as I can.
555
00:21:52,296 --> 00:21:56,775
Don't go faster, go sooner.
556
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:58,442
What? What?
557
00:21:59,770 --> 00:22:01,615
All right, now you get your paraplegic
558
00:22:01,639 --> 00:22:03,299
ass back to the side of the road
559
00:22:03,324 --> 00:22:04,867
and you stay here
560
00:22:04,892 --> 00:22:07,481
until the little, white
dude blinks at you.
561
00:22:07,645 --> 00:22:08,854
What? This is...
562
00:22:08,896 --> 00:22:11,449
I said stay, motherfucker. Just stay.
563
00:22:12,608 --> 00:22:14,934
Yeah. Stay, motherfucker.
564
00:22:20,533 --> 00:22:22,993
[phone chimes]
565
00:22:29,696 --> 00:22:32,561
_
566
00:22:32,586 --> 00:22:33,730
[Debbie] It's just snacks, guys.
567
00:22:33,754 --> 00:22:35,118
Come on.
568
00:22:36,329 --> 00:22:38,467
Oh, my God.
569
00:22:38,789 --> 00:22:40,110
Fuck these guys.
570
00:22:43,889 --> 00:22:47,476
- [phone ringing]
- Yes.
571
00:22:47,518 --> 00:22:48,978
Hey, where have you been?
572
00:22:49,019 --> 00:22:50,521
Sorry, I've been busy. What's up?
573
00:22:50,562 --> 00:22:51,998
[Debbie] Do you have food at your house?
574
00:22:52,022 --> 00:22:53,942
I need you to run some
snacks to Franny's school.
575
00:22:53,983 --> 00:22:55,317
Well, I'm not home.
576
00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:56,959
I mean, I guess I
could run to the store.
577
00:22:56,986 --> 00:22:58,397
Never mind. It'll be too late.
578
00:22:58,904 --> 00:23:01,657
I'll just borrow some food
from my client's house.
579
00:23:01,699 --> 00:23:03,257
Pick me up on the way.
580
00:23:04,702 --> 00:23:05,953
I can help you relax.
581
00:23:05,995 --> 00:23:07,079
No, I can't.
582
00:23:07,121 --> 00:23:09,081
I gotta run these snacks to school,
583
00:23:09,123 --> 00:23:09,999
and then I gotta go to the store
584
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,834
and replace what I took,
585
00:23:11,875 --> 00:23:13,144
and then I gotta get back
here and finish all this work.
586
00:23:13,168 --> 00:23:14,628
[Sandy] Dude, okay. We could...
587
00:23:14,670 --> 00:23:16,338
fingerbang on the way.
588
00:23:16,380 --> 00:23:17,798
It'll help, I promise.
589
00:23:17,823 --> 00:23:19,074
No.
590
00:23:19,099 --> 00:23:20,818
Fine. Where are you?
591
00:23:20,843 --> 00:23:21,802
Yeah?
592
00:23:21,844 --> 00:23:23,064
Uh...
593
00:23:23,529 --> 00:23:25,197
Parker and Sandusky.
594
00:23:25,222 --> 00:23:26,491
What the hell are you doing over there?
595
00:23:26,515 --> 00:23:27,634
[phone beeps]
596
00:23:28,838 --> 00:23:31,520
[rock music]
597
00:23:31,562 --> 00:23:36,525
??
598
00:23:47,202 --> 00:23:48,934
Damn. It'll lock.
599
00:23:51,006 --> 00:23:55,969
??
600
00:24:01,548 --> 00:24:04,467
[indistinct chatter]
601
00:24:08,757 --> 00:24:10,176
Fuck it.
602
00:24:11,994 --> 00:24:13,412
? I got a... I got a... ?
603
00:24:13,437 --> 00:24:15,814
? Baby, I got a whole lot of money ?
604
00:24:15,856 --> 00:24:18,067
? Whole... whole lot of money ?
605
00:24:18,108 --> 00:24:20,694
? Whole lot of money
whole... whole lot of money ?
606
00:24:20,736 --> 00:24:23,238
- K-Ball?
- [Kev] What's up, what's up?
607
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,741
Yo, what'd you do to your truck?
608
00:24:25,783 --> 00:24:27,010
Oh, what you talking about, man?
609
00:24:27,034 --> 00:24:29,251
The wheels, the boomin' bass?
610
00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:31,346
Making a little money now.
611
00:24:31,371 --> 00:24:32,329
Okay.
612
00:24:32,354 --> 00:24:33,874
I would stay and hoop wit' y'all
613
00:24:33,916 --> 00:24:36,251
but I gotta take this
cash to the Indian Casino
614
00:24:36,293 --> 00:24:37,595
and launder it.
615
00:24:37,811 --> 00:24:39,229
Take it to the bank.
616
00:24:39,254 --> 00:24:40,714
Those gold spinners I got coming in
617
00:24:40,756 --> 00:24:42,067
ain't gonna pay for themselves,
you know what I'm saying?
618
00:24:42,091 --> 00:24:43,425
- This man.
- [Kev] [chuckles]
619
00:24:43,467 --> 00:24:46,011
All right, y'all. Mad respect.
620
00:24:46,053 --> 00:24:48,222
['Bron] Nice. Stay up.
621
00:24:48,263 --> 00:24:50,432
? I got a whole lot of money ?
622
00:24:50,474 --> 00:24:53,435
? Whole... whole lot of money ?
623
00:24:53,477 --> 00:24:55,938
Damn, man. Baller truck.
624
00:24:55,979 --> 00:24:57,457
That's what good, old
fashioned bootstrap-pulling
625
00:24:57,481 --> 00:24:58,607
will do for ya.
626
00:24:58,649 --> 00:25:00,244
Started with a bar and a dream.
627
00:25:00,651 --> 00:25:03,695
Now I own the bar and
a dispensary and a gym
628
00:25:03,737 --> 00:25:05,405
all under one roof.
629
00:25:05,642 --> 00:25:07,825
You should stop in some time. The Alibi.
630
00:25:07,866 --> 00:25:10,494
Give you a discount from you
being from the neighborhood.
631
00:25:10,536 --> 00:25:13,501
Ugh. Dude, he got a boner.
632
00:25:14,158 --> 00:25:16,708
No. Oh, that? No, that's my money roll.
633
00:25:16,750 --> 00:25:19,586
Oh, cool, cool.
634
00:25:19,628 --> 00:25:21,547
- Can we have it?
- Hmm?
635
00:25:21,588 --> 00:25:22,923
[gun clicks]
636
00:25:22,965 --> 00:25:25,587
Oh, no.
637
00:25:26,178 --> 00:25:27,971
[cashier] Five bucks even.
638
00:25:30,864 --> 00:25:32,157
What is this shit?
639
00:25:32,182 --> 00:25:33,326
Oh, you know. Just
some powdered donuts...
640
00:25:33,350 --> 00:25:34,977
No, no, no. Fuck coffee and donuts.
641
00:25:35,018 --> 00:25:36,329
No, you gotta treat
your body like a temple.
642
00:25:36,353 --> 00:25:37,938
Look.
643
00:25:37,980 --> 00:25:40,598
Red Bull for sustained energy,
turkey jerky for protein,
644
00:25:40,623 --> 00:25:43,293
gingko biloba to stay mentally sharp.
645
00:25:43,318 --> 00:25:45,612
Listen, you got a perp with
an axe coming towards you
646
00:25:45,637 --> 00:25:47,097
at the end of a long day,
647
00:25:47,122 --> 00:25:48,423
you don't wanna be fighting to remember
648
00:25:48,448 --> 00:25:50,195
what side of your body
you keep your gun on.
649
00:25:51,239 --> 00:25:53,075
Now let's go. You can have some of mine.
650
00:25:53,328 --> 00:25:54,586
Wait, uh...
651
00:25:58,584 --> 00:26:00,719
[Leesie] What are you
doing, Gallagher? Let's go!
652
00:26:01,253 --> 00:26:02,588
We don't pay for shit.
653
00:26:02,629 --> 00:26:04,381
What are they gonna
do, call the cops on us?
654
00:26:04,423 --> 00:26:05,632
[dispatch] We have a 1080
655
00:26:05,674 --> 00:26:07,026
on the north side of Lincoln Park.
656
00:26:07,050 --> 00:26:08,486
All available officers on the scene.
657
00:26:08,510 --> 00:26:09,970
1080. What is that, a car chase?
658
00:26:10,012 --> 00:26:12,097
Yup. Let's go.
659
00:26:12,536 --> 00:26:14,558
Hey, hey. Why you riding shotgun?
660
00:26:14,617 --> 00:26:16,076
What? You want me to drive?
661
00:26:16,101 --> 00:26:17,019
Well, you ain't gonna learn nothing
662
00:26:17,060 --> 00:26:18,353
from the passenger seat.
663
00:26:18,731 --> 00:26:19,688
Fuck yeah.
664
00:26:19,730 --> 00:26:22,649
[rock music]
665
00:26:22,691 --> 00:26:24,484
??
666
00:26:24,526 --> 00:26:27,696
[siren wailing]
667
00:26:28,112 --> 00:26:30,823
lively drumming
668
00:26:32,059 --> 00:26:33,333
[Frank] Seven.
669
00:26:36,230 --> 00:26:38,122
- Franny?
- Seven!
670
00:26:56,177 --> 00:26:58,660
No wonder Ian's always
in such a bad mood.
671
00:26:58,685 --> 00:27:00,562
Forgot how much working
out fuckin' blows.
672
00:27:00,604 --> 00:27:02,692
V, got any protein shakes?
673
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:06,193
I'm just kidding. Give me a Guinness.
674
00:27:06,235 --> 00:27:09,196
Give me the bat! Give me the bat.
675
00:27:09,238 --> 00:27:10,447
Give me the bat, V.
676
00:27:10,489 --> 00:27:12,032
Holy... Kev, what happened?
677
00:27:12,057 --> 00:27:13,350
I got robbed, V.
678
00:27:13,425 --> 00:27:14,927
They took my bling, my money roll.
679
00:27:14,952 --> 00:27:16,536
- Your pants.
- Dignity.
680
00:27:16,578 --> 00:27:18,622
They got the JL 12-inch TW1 speakers
681
00:27:18,664 --> 00:27:19,790
I installed in the truck.
682
00:27:19,831 --> 00:27:22,508
- [Veronica] How did they get those?
- They took the truck.
683
00:27:24,503 --> 00:27:26,546
Please tell me this is
after you laundered our money
684
00:27:26,588 --> 00:27:28,048
and made the bank deposit.
685
00:27:28,073 --> 00:27:29,258
I could tell you that...
686
00:27:30,261 --> 00:27:32,622
- but I'd be lying.
- Kev.
687
00:27:36,932 --> 00:27:39,268
Oh, hey, buddy. Oh!
688
00:27:39,309 --> 00:27:40,703
Why don't we, uh, stick to the binky
689
00:27:40,727 --> 00:27:43,272
instead of, you know, rusty metal, huh?
690
00:27:43,313 --> 00:27:45,438
- [phone ringing]
- [Lip] There you go.
691
00:27:48,652 --> 00:27:51,530
Hey, it's your mama. Hey.
692
00:27:52,339 --> 00:27:53,924
How soon can you sell that bike?
693
00:27:53,949 --> 00:27:55,075
[Lip] Huh?
694
00:27:55,117 --> 00:27:58,495
- The Indian in the garage. How soon?
- Well, it's not done.
695
00:27:58,520 --> 00:27:59,931
[Tami] I know, but how
much could you get for it,
696
00:27:59,955 --> 00:28:01,373
like, right now?
697
00:28:01,415 --> 00:28:03,519
Slow down. What's going on?
698
00:28:04,351 --> 00:28:06,228
He's got a hole in his heart.
699
00:28:06,472 --> 00:28:08,130
[stammers] The baby?
700
00:28:08,171 --> 00:28:10,386
[Tami] No, Brad. Yes, the baby.
701
00:28:10,757 --> 00:28:12,134
They're gonna operate on Tuesday
702
00:28:12,175 --> 00:28:13,969
if Brad and Cami can prove
703
00:28:13,994 --> 00:28:15,293
they can cover the
704
00:28:15,317 --> 00:28:18,105
- $65,000 copay before then.
- What?
705
00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:19,993
Dad is trying to pull
together some cash,
706
00:28:20,017 --> 00:28:22,519
but his business is in the crapper
since the COVID shutdown,
707
00:28:22,544 --> 00:28:24,188
and I've got a few
thousand in savings, but...
708
00:28:24,213 --> 00:28:26,206
Yeah, no, I mean I can
put the Indian on eBay,
709
00:28:26,231 --> 00:28:27,983
but it probably
wouldn't sell by Tuesday.
710
00:28:28,025 --> 00:28:29,752
[Tami] Do you think Debbie
would sell her truck?
711
00:28:29,776 --> 00:28:31,862
No, considering that's
how she makes a living.
712
00:28:31,903 --> 00:28:33,864
What about the rest of the Gallaghers?
What do they got?
713
00:28:33,995 --> 00:28:35,841
Uh, 50 bucks in the squirrel fund
714
00:28:35,866 --> 00:28:37,743
and a cupboard of expired cereal.
715
00:28:37,784 --> 00:28:38,845
[Tami] Are you telling me the Gallaghers
716
00:28:38,869 --> 00:28:40,370
can't do anything here?
717
00:28:40,412 --> 00:28:42,456
Okay, Aunt Oopie is
gonna pawn some jewelry.
718
00:28:42,497 --> 00:28:44,416
Uh, Cory's donating the money she made
719
00:28:44,458 --> 00:28:46,034
posing nude at that art school.
720
00:28:46,059 --> 00:28:48,186
Everyone is making sacrifices.
721
00:28:48,488 --> 00:28:50,189
Yeah, well, the Tamiettis
have things they can sacrifice,
722
00:28:50,213 --> 00:28:52,859
all right? Liam and Carl
still share underwear.
723
00:28:52,883 --> 00:28:55,463
Look, um, I'm in this
with you, all right?
724
00:28:55,488 --> 00:28:56,528
100%.
725
00:28:56,553 --> 00:28:58,805
We'll help Brad and Cami figure it out.
726
00:28:59,082 --> 00:29:00,604
Okay.
727
00:29:01,975 --> 00:29:03,363
It's just...
728
00:29:04,311 --> 00:29:05,270
yeah, I don't know
what they're gonna do,
729
00:29:05,312 --> 00:29:07,706
so... [sniffles]
730
00:29:07,731 --> 00:29:09,983
Um, I gotta get back upstairs,
731
00:29:10,025 --> 00:29:11,665
but I'll check in with
you in a bit, okay?
732
00:29:11,693 --> 00:29:13,570
[Lip] All right. I'll
talk to you soon. Bye.
733
00:29:13,612 --> 00:29:14,654
[Tami] Bye.
734
00:29:14,696 --> 00:29:17,657
[rock music]
735
00:29:17,699 --> 00:29:22,662
??
736
00:29:30,687 --> 00:29:32,189
My wrist is cramping.
737
00:29:32,214 --> 00:29:34,632
I'm sorry. I'm just too stressed.
738
00:29:36,551 --> 00:29:39,221
So what if she wouldn't
put on the damn dress?
739
00:29:39,262 --> 00:29:41,249
I need to get a photo for
Little Miss South Side.
740
00:29:41,937 --> 00:29:43,781
Girls wear pants, Debbie.
741
00:29:44,267 --> 00:29:45,143
Whatever. Let's just drop it.
742
00:29:45,185 --> 00:29:46,218
She's coming.
743
00:29:46,898 --> 00:29:48,497
- Hi, Debbie.
- Hey.
744
00:29:48,522 --> 00:29:50,857
Sorry I'm not 500 feet away, but...
745
00:29:50,899 --> 00:29:53,568
That's okay. I won't tell if
you won't. [chuckles]
746
00:29:53,610 --> 00:29:55,904
Uh, so I brought flax seed crackers,
747
00:29:55,946 --> 00:29:57,572
organic split pea hummus,
748
00:29:57,614 --> 00:29:59,942
and green juice pressed from vegetables.
749
00:29:59,967 --> 00:30:01,385
[Sandy] You're kidding.
750
00:30:01,410 --> 00:30:03,870
- I'm sure they'll... love it.
- [Debbie] Mm-hmm.
751
00:30:03,912 --> 00:30:05,223
So good of you to stick to snack duty
752
00:30:05,247 --> 00:30:06,915
with Franny not at school today.
753
00:30:06,940 --> 00:30:08,179
Thanks again.
754
00:30:08,204 --> 00:30:10,265
Wait, what? Franny's not at school?
755
00:30:11,294 --> 00:30:12,671
[Sandy] What the fuck?
756
00:30:12,712 --> 00:30:15,048
[rock music]
757
00:30:15,073 --> 00:30:17,367
Okay, stick your nose in
that. Tell me what it needs.
758
00:30:17,443 --> 00:30:20,612
??
759
00:30:20,637 --> 00:30:23,976
That is exactly what I would've chosen.
760
00:30:24,617 --> 00:30:29,104
We're gonna call this recipe
Little Half-Mexican Red
761
00:30:29,146 --> 00:30:30,539
in your honor.
762
00:30:31,692 --> 00:30:32,875
Here.
763
00:30:33,292 --> 00:30:35,961
Stick your pinky in there
and pack it in nice and tight.
764
00:30:35,986 --> 00:30:37,779
??
765
00:30:37,821 --> 00:30:40,570
There you go. That's really good.
766
00:30:41,976 --> 00:30:44,953
This reminds me of the time
767
00:30:44,995 --> 00:30:47,789
your mother helped Grammy Monica and me
768
00:30:47,831 --> 00:30:51,617
measure out some premium Columbian blow.
769
00:30:52,518 --> 00:30:54,312
[chuckles]
770
00:30:54,337 --> 00:30:56,429
One of my favorite
memories of your mother.
771
00:30:56,715 --> 00:31:01,595
??
772
00:31:01,636 --> 00:31:04,679
You know, that might've
been your Aunt Fiona.
773
00:31:06,282 --> 00:31:08,910
Hmm.
774
00:31:08,935 --> 00:31:10,395
Okay.
775
00:31:10,437 --> 00:31:11,813
Back when I was in college,
776
00:31:11,855 --> 00:31:14,441
I would be embarrassed
to roll a joint like that.
777
00:31:14,483 --> 00:31:15,984
Today, I'll take it.
778
00:31:16,026 --> 00:31:20,322
- ??
- _
779
00:31:20,347 --> 00:31:22,099
- [Sandy] Not in there?
- No.
780
00:31:22,157 --> 00:31:23,801
Did you ask them who
took Franny to school?
781
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,760
- Yeah, I just did.
- Well, what are they saying?
782
00:31:26,046 --> 00:31:29,164
"Don't know," "Not sure,"
"Fuck if I know," "Don't know."
783
00:31:29,206 --> 00:31:31,070
Well, who was supposed to know?
784
00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:34,169
"Don't know," "Not
me," "Fuck if I know,"
785
00:31:34,211 --> 00:31:35,170
- "Frank."
- Frank?
786
00:31:35,212 --> 00:31:36,505
They left her with Frank?
787
00:31:36,546 --> 00:31:37,804
Where is he now?
788
00:31:38,061 --> 00:31:40,314
"Bar," "dumpster,"
789
00:31:40,550 --> 00:31:41,986
"Hooker's vag," "Leave
me alone, Debbie."
790
00:31:42,010 --> 00:31:43,345
- [Debbie] Huh.
- It's lunchtime,
791
00:31:43,386 --> 00:31:45,514
so Frank's probably tanked
at the Alibi already.
792
00:31:45,555 --> 00:31:47,349
I'm gonna fucking kill 'em all.
793
00:31:47,374 --> 00:31:50,252
[siren wailing]
794
00:31:58,568 --> 00:32:00,028
- [huffs] This blows.
- I told you.
795
00:32:00,070 --> 00:32:03,062
You take 41, you get pinned
to the lake with traffic.
796
00:32:04,164 --> 00:32:06,326
Think I'ma get in trouble for
busting out that headlight?
797
00:32:06,368 --> 00:32:08,638
Nah. German Shepherd
should've looked both ways
798
00:32:08,662 --> 00:32:09,996
before crossing the street.
799
00:32:10,038 --> 00:32:11,498
Check this out.
800
00:32:11,649 --> 00:32:12,650
What you see?
801
00:32:14,062 --> 00:32:15,561
[Carl] Old lady
screaming into her phone,
802
00:32:15,585 --> 00:32:17,003
couple lookie-loos.
803
00:32:17,045 --> 00:32:18,523
[Leesie] Okay, now that
lookie-loo right there.
804
00:32:18,547 --> 00:32:19,548
Tell me about him.
805
00:32:19,589 --> 00:32:21,406
White guy. Mid-20s.
806
00:32:21,716 --> 00:32:23,296
Looks like he wants to be Macklemore.
807
00:32:23,593 --> 00:32:25,053
We should talk to him.
808
00:32:25,095 --> 00:32:27,013
Lone white kid in the vicinity
809
00:32:27,055 --> 00:32:29,195
where a Black man's getting arrested?
810
00:32:29,432 --> 00:32:31,749
90% chance Black guy's his drug dealer.
811
00:32:32,185 --> 00:32:34,913
- Ain't that racial profiling?
- Black is as Black does.
812
00:32:34,938 --> 00:32:38,066
- But you're Black.
- Bitch, I'm blue.
813
00:32:39,109 --> 00:32:41,164
Yo, can we talk?
814
00:32:42,487 --> 00:32:44,447
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, where you going?
815
00:32:44,489 --> 00:32:46,199
None of your business, Lady Po-Po.
816
00:32:46,241 --> 00:32:48,076
[Leesie] Oh. Gun, Billie.
817
00:32:48,101 --> 00:32:49,686
Yes, Leesie... Kaleesie.
818
00:32:49,744 --> 00:32:51,913
Bitch, this makes
everything my business.
819
00:32:51,955 --> 00:32:53,373
Hands in the air, motherfucker.
820
00:32:53,415 --> 00:32:55,390
Yeah. Hands in the air, motherfucker.
821
00:32:55,917 --> 00:32:57,460
- [chuckles]
- [rapid footsteps]
822
00:32:57,502 --> 00:32:59,129
- Shoot him.
- Wait, really?
823
00:32:59,170 --> 00:33:00,422
No... girl, no! Go get him.
824
00:33:00,463 --> 00:33:01,756
Oh, right.
825
00:33:01,798 --> 00:33:06,761
??
826
00:33:13,393 --> 00:33:14,769
[Carl] Got you now, motherfucker!
827
00:33:14,811 --> 00:33:17,188
[both grunting]
828
00:33:17,230 --> 00:33:18,940
[Leesie] Hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
829
00:33:18,982 --> 00:33:19,899
Where you think you're
going, Macklemore?
830
00:33:19,941 --> 00:33:21,776
Oh, shit.
831
00:33:21,818 --> 00:33:23,254
[Mack] Oh, wait. No,
no. Come on, come on!
832
00:33:23,278 --> 00:33:25,113
??
833
00:33:25,155 --> 00:33:28,300
[alarm bell ringing]
834
00:33:28,325 --> 00:33:30,261
- [Mack] Wait, no... stop, stop...
- [Leesie] Get up.
835
00:33:30,285 --> 00:33:32,078
[Mack] [grunts]
836
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:34,706
??
837
00:33:34,748 --> 00:33:36,958
Hey. Cuff him, Gallagher.
838
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,627
Congratulations.
839
00:33:38,668 --> 00:33:41,646
- You just popped your cherry.
- [Mack] Fucking bitch.
840
00:33:41,671 --> 00:33:44,155
- [Ian] [grunts]
- [phone chimes]
841
00:33:50,221 --> 00:33:53,141
- [chuckles]
- [George] What is that?
842
00:33:53,183 --> 00:33:56,019
It's my kid brother.
He got his first arrest.
843
00:33:56,078 --> 00:33:57,829
- Aww, yeah.
- Oh, big shot.
844
00:33:57,971 --> 00:33:59,389
Yeah.
845
00:34:01,358 --> 00:34:03,476
[Wyatt] It's noon-thirty,
boys and Doris.
846
00:34:04,202 --> 00:34:05,495
Everyone take their lunch break.
847
00:34:09,843 --> 00:34:10,905
Hey, Red.
848
00:34:10,930 --> 00:34:12,710
Finish filling that order before you go.
849
00:34:13,858 --> 00:34:15,623
You want me to work
through my lunch break?
850
00:34:15,648 --> 00:34:16,915
[Wyatt] Yes.
851
00:34:16,956 --> 00:34:19,042
- You gonna pay me extra?
- [Wyatt] No.
852
00:34:20,352 --> 00:34:21,645
Then no.
853
00:34:21,670 --> 00:34:23,004
[Wyatt] You're behind.
854
00:34:23,046 --> 00:34:24,866
You're not gonna finish
by the end of the day.
855
00:34:25,507 --> 00:34:27,249
Okay, so I'll stay late.
856
00:34:27,550 --> 00:34:29,135
I could use the overtime.
857
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:30,495
[Wyatt] We don't pay overtime.
858
00:34:30,553 --> 00:34:32,806
You working too slow isn't my problem.
859
00:34:32,847 --> 00:34:34,849
You gave me a bigger
order than everybody else.
860
00:34:34,891 --> 00:34:37,507
Everyone takes their turn
with the bigger orders.
861
00:34:37,812 --> 00:34:39,773
Hike up your skirt and be a team player.
862
00:34:41,231 --> 00:34:42,648
Yeah, how about no?
863
00:34:44,773 --> 00:34:45,877
How about don't be a little bitch
864
00:34:45,902 --> 00:34:47,362
and you get to keep your job?
865
00:34:47,926 --> 00:34:52,889
??
866
00:34:58,206 --> 00:35:00,041
I'm not anybody's bitch.
867
00:35:00,083 --> 00:35:01,835
??
868
00:35:01,876 --> 00:35:03,378
[laughter]
869
00:35:03,420 --> 00:35:06,339
[cheers and applause]
870
00:35:06,381 --> 00:35:09,208
??
871
00:35:09,233 --> 00:35:11,277
[Veronica] Think we should
quit the pot business?
872
00:35:11,468 --> 00:35:13,221
But we're making real money, V.
873
00:35:13,246 --> 00:35:14,706
Doesn't matter if you're dead.
874
00:35:14,731 --> 00:35:17,154
Dealing shouldn't be
dangerous now that it's legal.
875
00:35:17,179 --> 00:35:18,576
Dealing isn't dangerous.
876
00:35:18,601 --> 00:35:20,204
Being rich on the
South Side is dangerous.
877
00:35:20,228 --> 00:35:21,521
We are not rich.
878
00:35:21,563 --> 00:35:23,484
You saying that out loud is dangerous.
879
00:35:25,093 --> 00:35:26,624
We need to arm ourselves.
880
00:35:27,444 --> 00:35:29,279
- Guns.
- No guns.
881
00:35:30,755 --> 00:35:32,590
Throwing stars, then.
Where are my throwing stars?
882
00:35:32,615 --> 00:35:34,868
Okay, dumbasses, stop, stop, stop.
883
00:35:34,893 --> 00:35:36,353
Look. First off...
884
00:35:36,378 --> 00:35:38,213
Actually, first off,
Kev, put some pants on.
885
00:35:38,238 --> 00:35:39,698
You're turning me on a little bit.
886
00:35:39,723 --> 00:35:42,667
Second, you need to get rid
of these clothes, all right?
887
00:35:42,709 --> 00:35:44,270
No more bling, no more
tricked-out trucks.
888
00:35:44,294 --> 00:35:46,246
You need to go way under the radar here.
889
00:35:46,271 --> 00:35:48,440
And finally, you two need
to pay someone security
890
00:35:48,465 --> 00:35:49,758
for your daily cash runs.
891
00:35:49,799 --> 00:35:50,943
I would say do it yourselves,
892
00:35:50,967 --> 00:35:52,528
but clearly that's a
bit of a non-starter,
893
00:35:52,552 --> 00:35:54,921
so pay me 25% of your gross profits,
894
00:35:54,946 --> 00:35:55,947
I'll do it for you.
895
00:35:55,972 --> 00:35:57,390
Security and armed transport
896
00:35:57,432 --> 00:36:00,077
from the bar to the casino to the bank.
897
00:36:02,228 --> 00:36:04,619
- I think we should do it.
- 25%?
898
00:36:04,644 --> 00:36:06,752
Between him and Frank,
that's half of our profits.
899
00:36:08,109 --> 00:36:09,194
15%.
900
00:36:09,235 --> 00:36:10,994
23 and free KevFit membership.
901
00:36:11,738 --> 00:36:13,406
Done.
902
00:36:13,448 --> 00:36:16,201
Frank Gallagher!
903
00:36:16,242 --> 00:36:17,869
- [Mickey] Jesus.
- [Veronica] Whoa.
904
00:36:17,927 --> 00:36:19,345
He's not here. What happened?
905
00:36:19,370 --> 00:36:21,289
My dumbass family left Franny with Frank
906
00:36:21,331 --> 00:36:22,475
and he never took her to school.
907
00:36:22,499 --> 00:36:24,042
Does anybody know where he is?
908
00:36:24,083 --> 00:36:25,854
He's supposed to be
doing pot runs for us.
909
00:36:26,244 --> 00:36:27,837
[whispering] He took her to buy drugs?
910
00:36:27,879 --> 00:36:28,838
- Where?
- [Veronica] I don't know.
911
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:30,048
He said something about
912
00:36:30,089 --> 00:36:32,383
an Armenian dry cleaner in Chatham.
913
00:36:32,425 --> 00:36:34,302
And his dealer friends by the park.
914
00:36:34,327 --> 00:36:37,205
[rock music on stereo]
915
00:36:37,263 --> 00:36:38,473
[Debbie] Hey! Eat shit, Ian!
916
00:36:38,515 --> 00:36:40,010
What the fuck, Debbie?
917
00:36:41,701 --> 00:36:43,161
Kev, can I get a shot of whiskey?
918
00:36:43,803 --> 00:36:48,683
??
919
00:36:51,528 --> 00:36:52,946
What are you doing here?
920
00:36:52,987 --> 00:36:55,490
- Getting' man-swole.
- Oh, great.
921
00:36:55,532 --> 00:36:57,176
Maybe when I fuck you, I won't
feel like such a pedophile.
922
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:58,409
Suck a dick, bitch.
923
00:36:58,451 --> 00:36:59,595
Shouldn't you be taking it up the vag
924
00:36:59,619 --> 00:37:01,083
at your shitty warehouse job?
925
00:37:01,746 --> 00:37:02,950
Fuck 'em.
926
00:37:03,414 --> 00:37:04,600
Tried to make me work for
free through my lunch break,
927
00:37:04,624 --> 00:37:05,810
so I quit.
928
00:37:06,351 --> 00:37:07,769
Really?
929
00:37:07,794 --> 00:37:09,396
Oh, well, don't you worry
your pretty little head
930
00:37:09,420 --> 00:37:10,630
about it, there, babyface.
931
00:37:10,672 --> 00:37:11,982
'Cause between the expired food sales
932
00:37:12,006 --> 00:37:14,133
and the new business
deal that I just got,
933
00:37:14,192 --> 00:37:15,610
I got us covered.
934
00:37:15,635 --> 00:37:16,737
Maybe you can be one of those
935
00:37:16,761 --> 00:37:18,638
kept wife things they had in the '50s.
936
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:20,708
Nice, frilly aprons
and high heels and a...
937
00:37:21,199 --> 00:37:22,200
bouffant.
938
00:37:22,225 --> 00:37:23,393
"Buff-int"?
939
00:37:23,763 --> 00:37:25,019
Okay, fuck it. I'm going home.
940
00:37:25,061 --> 00:37:27,689
No, it's a good idea. Why
don't you kick back, relax?
941
00:37:27,714 --> 00:37:28,915
Maybe watch some soaps
while you think about
942
00:37:28,940 --> 00:37:30,483
what to cook me for dinner.
943
00:37:33,653 --> 00:37:35,488
- You little bitch!
- You're the bitch!
944
00:37:35,530 --> 00:37:37,532
[both grunting]
945
00:37:37,574 --> 00:37:39,367
Whoa. You gonna stop this?
946
00:37:39,409 --> 00:37:40,841
I wanna see who wins.
947
00:37:41,327 --> 00:37:44,497
- [Ian] Shit.
- [both grunting]
948
00:37:44,539 --> 00:37:46,207
- [growls]
- [chairs and tables rattle]
949
00:37:46,249 --> 00:37:48,543
[grunting]
950
00:37:48,585 --> 00:37:50,169
Uh-uh.
951
00:37:50,211 --> 00:37:52,046
Hey! Hey!
952
00:37:52,088 --> 00:37:53,882
[grunting]
953
00:37:53,923 --> 00:37:55,247
[Veronica] No, sir!
954
00:37:55,630 --> 00:37:58,872
No, sir. Not in Mama's house.
955
00:37:59,927 --> 00:38:03,681
??
956
00:38:07,437 --> 00:38:09,560
[Lip] Hey. What are you doing here?
957
00:38:10,621 --> 00:38:12,091
Eating my feelings.
958
00:38:13,902 --> 00:38:15,646
Fuck it. I need a smoke.
959
00:38:16,430 --> 00:38:18,891
Yeah, good idea.
960
00:38:19,112 --> 00:38:21,490
We can probably afford lung surgery.
961
00:38:24,871 --> 00:38:26,497
Yeah, okay.
962
00:38:27,974 --> 00:38:29,225
[exhales deeply]
963
00:38:29,250 --> 00:38:31,628
You know, I, uh,
talked to everybody here
964
00:38:31,669 --> 00:38:33,421
about pulling some money together,
965
00:38:33,463 --> 00:38:35,632
but, uh, everybody's
still pretty underwater
966
00:38:35,657 --> 00:38:37,409
from the recession and all.
967
00:38:39,844 --> 00:38:41,779
Do you remember those
assholes in Tennessee
968
00:38:41,804 --> 00:38:44,515
who bought up 18,000
bottles of hand sanitizer,
969
00:38:44,540 --> 00:38:46,083
sold 'em for, like, 70 bucks a pop?
970
00:38:46,108 --> 00:38:47,763
- Mm. Mm-hmm.
- [Tami] What if we bought up
971
00:38:47,788 --> 00:38:52,690
all of something like... like,
uh, all of the condoms in Chicago?
972
00:38:53,146 --> 00:38:56,461
No, we'd just end up with
more pregnant 13-year-olds.
973
00:38:56,486 --> 00:38:58,571
Hey, we could stab the baby.
974
00:38:59,083 --> 00:39:00,615
That'll open that hole right up.
975
00:39:00,657 --> 00:39:02,161
Then they'd have to operate.
976
00:39:03,401 --> 00:39:04,861
[Fred] [fusses]
977
00:39:07,664 --> 00:39:09,540
[soft dramatic music]
978
00:39:09,582 --> 00:39:11,501
??
979
00:39:11,542 --> 00:39:12,809
Could've been Fred.
980
00:39:13,195 --> 00:39:18,158
??
981
00:39:20,009 --> 00:39:22,720
One of the most important
things a human can learn
982
00:39:22,762 --> 00:39:26,036
is how to take advantage
of a vulnerable population.
983
00:39:26,473 --> 00:39:29,435
Who are the most vulnerable
people in the world?
984
00:39:29,653 --> 00:39:31,537
- Puppies?
- [chuckles]
985
00:39:31,562 --> 00:39:32,522
Close.
986
00:39:32,563 --> 00:39:33,898
Millennials.
987
00:39:33,923 --> 00:39:35,959
Vulnerable to their own inflated senses
988
00:39:35,984 --> 00:39:37,512
of their self-worth.
989
00:39:37,735 --> 00:39:40,488
Now, the vast percentage of our market
990
00:39:40,530 --> 00:39:41,990
is made up of millennials
991
00:39:42,031 --> 00:39:43,008
and every single one of
992
00:39:43,032 --> 00:39:45,702
- 'em thinks that he or she...
- Or "they."
993
00:39:45,743 --> 00:39:48,037
Or they is special.
994
00:39:48,079 --> 00:39:51,575
So a plain old joint
isn't enough anymore.
995
00:39:51,874 --> 00:39:54,669
We need a variety of
fancy rolling papers
996
00:39:54,711 --> 00:39:57,672
so that each millennial
can choose one that says,
997
00:39:57,886 --> 00:39:59,208
"This is me."
998
00:39:59,507 --> 00:40:02,010
Will the dye in the
papers destroy their lungs?
999
00:40:02,051 --> 00:40:04,095
- Yes.
- Do they care?
1000
00:40:04,137 --> 00:40:05,680
- No.
- Not at all.
1001
00:40:05,722 --> 00:40:08,933
Because in the moment, they
can say to their friends,
1002
00:40:08,975 --> 00:40:11,200
"I got something you don't got,"
1003
00:40:11,519 --> 00:40:14,939
and at the end of the day,
we all want that, I suppose.
1004
00:40:14,981 --> 00:40:17,301
So that's everything on our list.
1005
00:40:17,734 --> 00:40:19,465
Let's head home.
1006
00:40:20,123 --> 00:40:22,084
Vernon and Jackson.
1007
00:40:25,358 --> 00:40:29,237
Uh, where are we? What...
1008
00:40:30,930 --> 00:40:32,223
Why are we here?
1009
00:40:32,404 --> 00:40:33,572
Paper store?
1010
00:40:36,085 --> 00:40:39,047
Rolling papers, right. [chuckles]
1011
00:40:39,088 --> 00:40:40,548
Let's head to the paper store.
1012
00:40:40,864 --> 00:40:42,956
Grampy Frank.
1013
00:40:53,203 --> 00:40:54,507
I think...
1014
00:40:56,198 --> 00:40:57,741
I got a little, um...
1015
00:40:59,942 --> 00:41:01,569
well, I suppose we're done.
1016
00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:02,679
Hey.
1017
00:41:03,279 --> 00:41:07,075
You wanna make one more
stop before we head home
1018
00:41:07,327 --> 00:41:08,870
to commemorate this day?
1019
00:41:09,803 --> 00:41:10,887
Come on.
1020
00:41:10,912 --> 00:41:13,748
[energetic rock music]
1021
00:41:13,790 --> 00:41:18,044
??
1022
00:41:18,086 --> 00:41:19,104
- [head thumps]
- [Mack] [groans]
1023
00:41:19,128 --> 00:41:20,189
- [Leesie] [chuckles]
- [Mack] Ow.
1024
00:41:20,213 --> 00:41:21,422
[Leesie] My bad.
1025
00:41:21,464 --> 00:41:24,550
??
1026
00:41:24,592 --> 00:41:26,111
Nah, leave it, leave
it, leave it, leave it.
1027
00:41:26,135 --> 00:41:29,031
??
1028
00:41:30,932 --> 00:41:33,309
[engine turns over]
1029
00:41:33,351 --> 00:41:35,603
How do you know the perp in
that car chase back there?
1030
00:41:35,645 --> 00:41:36,813
I don't.
1031
00:41:36,854 --> 00:41:38,564
[engine revs]
1032
00:41:38,606 --> 00:41:41,275
- [head thumps]
- [groans] Fuck!
1033
00:41:41,317 --> 00:41:46,114
How do you know the
perp in that car chase?
1034
00:41:46,155 --> 00:41:49,617
Oh, come on, bitch. I ain't
answering shit without my lawyer...
1035
00:41:49,659 --> 00:41:50,618
- [tires screech]
- Fuck!
1036
00:41:50,660 --> 00:41:51,786
[Leesie] How do you know...
1037
00:41:51,828 --> 00:41:52,954
Please! I don't, okay?
1038
00:41:52,995 --> 00:41:55,957
- [tires squeal and screech]
- Fuck!
1039
00:41:55,998 --> 00:41:57,083
Fuck.
1040
00:41:57,125 --> 00:41:58,960
He's my dealer, okay?
1041
00:41:58,985 --> 00:42:01,238
Are you willing to
testify to that in court?
1042
00:42:01,312 --> 00:42:02,605
Please. Come on.
1043
00:42:02,630 --> 00:42:04,132
You know his people will kill me.
1044
00:42:05,133 --> 00:42:06,634
[engine revs]
1045
00:42:06,676 --> 00:42:08,970
Okay, okay, okay, okay,
kay, kay, kay, fine, fine.
1046
00:42:09,011 --> 00:42:10,523
I'll testify.
1047
00:42:11,013 --> 00:42:14,976
??
1048
00:42:15,378 --> 00:42:18,563
Frank Gallagher!
1049
00:42:18,621 --> 00:42:20,832
No! What you...
1050
00:42:20,857 --> 00:42:23,651
He is not here. What do you...
1051
00:42:23,693 --> 00:42:28,322
??
1052
00:42:28,364 --> 00:42:29,323
[tires screech]
1053
00:42:29,365 --> 00:42:31,492
[tools rattle]
1054
00:42:31,534 --> 00:42:36,414
??
1055
00:42:37,874 --> 00:42:40,168
Debbie, this park is
huge. Where do we start?
1056
00:42:40,209 --> 00:42:44,505
??
1057
00:42:44,547 --> 00:42:47,008
Over here? Maybe over there.
1058
00:42:47,049 --> 00:42:49,302
??
1059
00:42:50,194 --> 00:42:54,026
Frank Gallagher!
1060
00:42:55,776 --> 00:42:58,895
Frank Gallagher!
1061
00:42:58,936 --> 00:43:01,284
[shout echoing]
1062
00:43:04,192 --> 00:43:05,651
What's going on with you two?
1063
00:43:05,693 --> 00:43:06,712
He's been sitting on his ass
1064
00:43:06,736 --> 00:43:08,196
spending all our wedding money...
1065
00:43:08,237 --> 00:43:09,631
This lady just decides we're
not sharing our money...
1066
00:43:09,655 --> 00:43:11,049
And all of a sudden, he's
making bank doing all sorts...
1067
00:43:11,073 --> 00:43:11,991
And as soon as I start making
more than him, he turns...
1068
00:43:12,033 --> 00:43:13,737
- He's a fucking top now.
- Stop!
1069
00:43:14,535 --> 00:43:17,038
First of all, you need
to clean up your language.
1070
00:43:17,079 --> 00:43:20,541
Bitch this and vagina that is
incredibly offensive to women.
1071
00:43:20,583 --> 00:43:22,519
And just because you're gay
doesn't mean you get away
1072
00:43:22,543 --> 00:43:24,879
with turning women into
second-class citizens.
1073
00:43:24,921 --> 00:43:28,299
Second of all, there are no
men or women in a marriage,
1074
00:43:28,341 --> 00:43:29,550
there are only partners,
1075
00:43:29,592 --> 00:43:31,177
and I'd be very careful
1076
00:43:31,202 --> 00:43:33,654
about claiming the title of head partner
1077
00:43:33,679 --> 00:43:35,399
'cause you have no clue
what's gonna happen.
1078
00:43:35,431 --> 00:43:36,724
And you're fucking yourselves
1079
00:43:36,766 --> 00:43:38,292
if you think keeping
score is a good idea.
1080
00:43:38,601 --> 00:43:41,062
Finally, I don't care who's
the top and who's the bottom.
1081
00:43:41,103 --> 00:43:42,313
You fight in my bar again,
1082
00:43:42,355 --> 00:43:43,540
I'm cutting both of your dicks off.
1083
00:43:43,564 --> 00:43:45,542
Then ain't no one topping anyone.
1084
00:43:45,775 --> 00:43:48,569
??
1085
00:43:48,611 --> 00:43:51,675
Now, here. Eat some pot brownies.
1086
00:43:51,906 --> 00:43:53,753
Y'all need to chill the fuck out.
1087
00:43:54,116 --> 00:43:58,996
??
1088
00:44:02,503 --> 00:44:03,726
Bitch.
1089
00:44:03,751 --> 00:44:05,962
??
1090
00:44:12,301 --> 00:44:14,448
- Yo.
- Hey, thanks.
1091
00:44:15,781 --> 00:44:16,865
[sniffles]
1092
00:44:19,475 --> 00:44:22,286
How you holdin' up?
1093
00:44:22,311 --> 00:44:23,688
As well as can be expected
1094
00:44:23,713 --> 00:44:26,633
for a parent that can't
afford to save his kid.
1095
00:44:29,485 --> 00:44:30,921
Tami and I, we're gonna figure out a way
1096
00:44:30,945 --> 00:44:32,738
to help you pay for the surgery.
1097
00:44:32,780 --> 00:44:34,019
Yeah?
1098
00:44:34,782 --> 00:44:36,112
You kiddin'?
1099
00:44:36,957 --> 00:44:38,838
You got your own kid to take care of.
1100
00:44:39,336 --> 00:44:41,080
Nah, this one's on me.
1101
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:43,189
- I appreciate it, though.
- Yeah.
1102
00:44:45,835 --> 00:44:47,276
You got a plan?
1103
00:44:49,590 --> 00:44:52,218
Think I'm gonna let him die.
1104
00:44:56,012 --> 00:44:58,639
I told Tami that, uh, we should stab him
1105
00:44:58,681 --> 00:45:01,605
- so they have to operate.
- [chuckles]
1106
00:45:05,466 --> 00:45:08,456
Nah, I'm gonna sign
up for a payment plan.
1107
00:45:09,947 --> 00:45:11,532
Sell BornFree.
1108
00:45:13,439 --> 00:45:15,361
No, man. I mean, you can't do that.
1109
00:45:16,046 --> 00:45:17,965
I don't think there's any other way.
1110
00:45:20,286 --> 00:45:22,550
You poured everything
you have into that place.
1111
00:45:23,674 --> 00:45:24,830
It saved you.
1112
00:45:26,876 --> 00:45:29,019
I got a wife and two kids.
1113
00:45:30,824 --> 00:45:32,456
They're my BornFree now.
1114
00:45:33,716 --> 00:45:36,073
I gotta choose between
my business and them,
1115
00:45:37,509 --> 00:45:40,428
it's them in a heartbeat.
1116
00:45:57,089 --> 00:45:58,366
Have fun today, Billie?
1117
00:45:58,407 --> 00:46:00,201
Beats whacking off to "Training Day."
1118
00:46:00,242 --> 00:46:02,763
Uh, hey. Was waffling
an admission of guilt
1119
00:46:02,787 --> 00:46:04,264
out of that guy without a lawyer present
1120
00:46:04,288 --> 00:46:06,374
legal, ethical, or whatever?
1121
00:46:06,399 --> 00:46:08,834
[chuckles] You're cute.
1122
00:46:08,876 --> 00:46:11,962
Listen, our job isn't law
or ethics; it's justice.
1123
00:46:12,004 --> 00:46:13,023
That guy was running away from the cops,
1124
00:46:13,047 --> 00:46:14,173
and he admitted guilt.
1125
00:46:14,215 --> 00:46:15,508
End of story.
1126
00:46:15,549 --> 00:46:17,676
And the second you start
thinking 'bout legal
1127
00:46:17,718 --> 00:46:19,279
and ethical is the second a
bad guy shoots you in the face.
1128
00:46:19,303 --> 00:46:20,405
You wanna get shot in the face?
1129
00:46:20,429 --> 00:46:21,931
No, I wanna shoot people in the face.
1130
00:46:21,956 --> 00:46:23,908
Ooh, that's the spirit.
1131
00:46:24,097 --> 00:46:26,015
Just make sure they shoot first.
1132
00:46:27,353 --> 00:46:29,480
Congratulations on a good day, Billie.
1133
00:46:29,522 --> 00:46:31,416
We'll get that blood
running icy blue in you yet.
1134
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:34,402
[rock music]
1135
00:46:34,427 --> 00:46:39,391
??
1136
00:46:45,788 --> 00:46:48,082
[tattoo gun buzzing]
1137
00:46:48,292 --> 00:46:50,501
Maybe one day I'll get one
1138
00:46:50,526 --> 00:46:52,620
for your baby cousin, Fred, too.
1139
00:46:53,129 --> 00:46:54,917
I don't know if I like him yet.
1140
00:46:55,798 --> 00:46:57,526
But you're pretty swell,
1141
00:46:58,384 --> 00:47:01,262
so you've earned a
place on my arm forever.
1142
00:47:01,303 --> 00:47:03,347
??
1143
00:47:03,389 --> 00:47:05,956
I've wanted to ask you since breakfast,
1144
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:09,937
but we didn't have the
same relationship then
1145
00:47:09,979 --> 00:47:11,355
that we do now.
1146
00:47:11,659 --> 00:47:14,358
Why were you giving
your mom such a hard time
1147
00:47:14,383 --> 00:47:17,678
to put on that dress and
get your picture taken?
1148
00:47:17,909 --> 00:47:21,132
I know it was a butt-ugly dress,
1149
00:47:21,157 --> 00:47:24,718
and I get the sense you're less
a girly-girl and more of a...
1150
00:47:24,743 --> 00:47:26,065
A boy.
1151
00:47:27,621 --> 00:47:28,964
Sure.
1152
00:47:30,499 --> 00:47:31,750
Live your truth.
1153
00:47:32,105 --> 00:47:33,419
But you know, sometimes
1154
00:47:33,461 --> 00:47:35,722
it's nice to make other people happy.
1155
00:47:36,167 --> 00:47:38,966
My father used to get drunk
and make me put on a dress
1156
00:47:39,008 --> 00:47:40,801
when I was your age,
1157
00:47:41,097 --> 00:47:42,928
and I hated it,
1158
00:47:43,134 --> 00:47:47,180
but I did it because my father liked it.
1159
00:47:49,351 --> 00:47:52,003
It's called playing the long game.
1160
00:47:52,813 --> 00:47:54,026
[chuckles]
1161
00:47:54,523 --> 00:47:57,443
Someday, you'll get
caught doing an eight-ball
1162
00:47:57,485 --> 00:48:00,988
or sleeping with a
not-too-distant cousin,
1163
00:48:01,013 --> 00:48:04,074
and you'll get off
with a slap on the wrist
1164
00:48:04,116 --> 00:48:06,202
'cause your mom will remember
1165
00:48:06,243 --> 00:48:08,829
that you put on a dress for her once.
1166
00:48:08,871 --> 00:48:11,415
- That's beautiful.
- Oh, thank you.
1167
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,275
[chuckles]
1168
00:48:13,300 --> 00:48:16,636
??
1169
00:48:16,712 --> 00:48:19,237
I had a really nice
day with you today, kid.
1170
00:48:20,174 --> 00:48:22,426
??
1171
00:48:22,468 --> 00:48:24,470
A really nice day.
1172
00:48:24,512 --> 00:48:28,390
??
1173
00:48:28,432 --> 00:48:30,784
If anything happens to Franny,
I'm gonna fuckin' kill them.
1174
00:48:32,411 --> 00:48:34,622
Who was supposed to
take Franny to school?
1175
00:48:34,647 --> 00:48:36,464
I don't know. Any of them?
1176
00:48:38,025 --> 00:48:39,944
So you left for work without making sure
1177
00:48:39,969 --> 00:48:42,222
an actual person took
your kid to school?
1178
00:48:42,247 --> 00:48:43,547
What? Do you think this is my fault?
1179
00:48:43,572 --> 00:48:45,699
[phone ringing]
1180
00:48:45,741 --> 00:48:46,956
Fuck!
1181
00:48:47,620 --> 00:48:48,552
Hi, Liz!
1182
00:48:48,577 --> 00:48:50,538
[camera shutters clicking]
1183
00:48:50,579 --> 00:48:52,623
Debbie, the police are here.
1184
00:48:52,665 --> 00:48:54,041
Wait. Why?
1185
00:48:54,083 --> 00:48:55,543
[Liz] Apparently, a neighbor saw you
1186
00:48:55,584 --> 00:48:57,395
crawling out of the window
with an armload of stuff
1187
00:48:57,419 --> 00:48:59,046
- so she called the police.
- Shit.
1188
00:48:59,071 --> 00:49:02,691
And I checked my security
camera, and it showed you
1189
00:49:02,716 --> 00:49:04,444
stealing food out of my pantry
and crawling out my window.
1190
00:49:04,468 --> 00:49:07,012
I'm so sorry! I...
I... but I can explain.
1191
00:49:07,054 --> 00:49:08,347
Did you steal anything else?
1192
00:49:08,389 --> 00:49:10,099
No, I didn't steal anything.
1193
00:49:10,140 --> 00:49:12,685
I... listen. I'll come back tomorrow
1194
00:49:12,726 --> 00:49:14,621
and I'll replace everything
that I borrowed, okay?
1195
00:49:14,645 --> 00:49:16,680
I'm not gonna press
charges because, clearly,
1196
00:49:16,705 --> 00:49:18,999
you are so white trash
that you need to take food
1197
00:49:19,024 --> 00:49:20,502
- for your family.
- I am not white trash!
1198
00:49:20,526 --> 00:49:23,005
But you are never coming
near my house again.
1199
00:49:23,404 --> 00:49:26,240
P.S., I'm leaving you a
really shitty review on Yelp.
1200
00:49:26,524 --> 00:49:27,524
[phone beeps]
1201
00:49:28,784 --> 00:49:30,270
Fuck!
1202
00:49:31,161 --> 00:49:33,247
[sighs]
1203
00:49:37,293 --> 00:49:38,419
Wait. Is that them?
1204
00:49:38,609 --> 00:49:41,348
[chuckling]
1205
00:49:41,547 --> 00:49:45,426
You're nuts. [chuckling]
1206
00:49:46,510 --> 00:49:47,970
Oh, my God. Franny!
1207
00:49:48,012 --> 00:49:49,597
Franny, are you okay?
1208
00:49:49,638 --> 00:49:52,099
Where have you been? I
was so worried about you.
1209
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:55,561
Why? She was with me all
day. We had a great time.
1210
00:49:55,603 --> 00:49:57,411
Look, we got tattoos.
1211
00:49:57,896 --> 00:49:59,273
[shouts in pain]
1212
00:49:59,315 --> 00:50:00,774
What the hell is wrong with you?
1213
00:50:00,816 --> 00:50:03,068
You were supposed to
take Franny to school!
1214
00:50:03,127 --> 00:50:05,379
I actually did take her to school.
1215
00:50:05,404 --> 00:50:06,780
It just happened to be one
1216
00:50:06,822 --> 00:50:08,864
named after the wrong Black lady.
1217
00:50:09,325 --> 00:50:10,951
They all look the same!
1218
00:50:10,993 --> 00:50:12,453
- What?
- Wow.
1219
00:50:12,494 --> 00:50:14,872
Not Black ladies! Schools!
1220
00:50:14,930 --> 00:50:16,974
She missed a day of preschool.
1221
00:50:16,999 --> 00:50:18,584
It's not like she missed
1222
00:50:18,626 --> 00:50:21,420
What To Do If There's A
Hole In Your Spacesuit Day
1223
00:50:21,445 --> 00:50:23,964
at astronaut camp. What's the big deal?
1224
00:50:24,006 --> 00:50:25,799
The big deal is that I didn't know
1225
00:50:25,848 --> 00:50:28,017
where my kid was for six hours.
1226
00:50:28,052 --> 00:50:29,779
I know you didn't give a
shit where your kids were
1227
00:50:29,803 --> 00:50:31,802
most of our lives,
but I care about mine!
1228
00:50:34,659 --> 00:50:36,827
[truck doors open and shut]
1229
00:50:37,024 --> 00:50:38,818
[engine revs]
1230
00:50:42,733 --> 00:50:43,984
What happened to you?
1231
00:50:44,026 --> 00:50:45,611
I got married. That's what happened.
1232
00:50:45,653 --> 00:50:47,821
Well, I'd divorce you, but
you never signed a prenup.
1233
00:50:51,717 --> 00:50:55,179
- What happened to you guys?
- They got married.
1234
00:50:55,204 --> 00:50:57,665
Guess what. I just made my first arrest.
1235
00:50:57,706 --> 00:50:59,100
- [Liam] Awesome.
- [Lip] Way to go.
1236
00:50:59,124 --> 00:51:00,352
- [Ian] All right, buddy.
- [Mickey] Fuck you, cop.
1237
00:51:00,376 --> 00:51:03,003
Hey, assholes. Who
left my kid with Frank?
1238
00:51:03,045 --> 00:51:04,505
- I didn't.
- Wasn't me.
1239
00:51:04,546 --> 00:51:05,802
[Ian] Nope.
1240
00:51:07,177 --> 00:51:08,036
I did.
1241
00:51:08,061 --> 00:51:09,319
What the hell is wrong with you, Liam?
1242
00:51:09,343 --> 00:51:11,178
Hey. Ease up.
1243
00:51:11,220 --> 00:51:13,806
So Frank left her at
school. What's the big deal?
1244
00:51:13,847 --> 00:51:15,349
He didn't drop her off at school.
1245
00:51:15,391 --> 00:51:16,850
He took her to buy drugs!
1246
00:51:16,892 --> 00:51:19,091
[Ian] All right, well,
that's not Liam's fault.
1247
00:51:19,311 --> 00:51:20,622
Why'd you leave her with Liam anyway?
1248
00:51:20,646 --> 00:51:21,772
Didn't leave her with Liam.
1249
00:51:21,814 --> 00:51:23,041
I left her with all of you guys.
1250
00:51:23,065 --> 00:51:24,149
No, you didn't.
1251
00:51:24,191 --> 00:51:25,526
I stood right there
1252
00:51:25,567 --> 00:51:26,961
and asked one of you
to take her to school
1253
00:51:26,985 --> 00:51:28,362
'cause I was running late for work.
1254
00:51:28,404 --> 00:51:29,697
I didn't hear you say that.
1255
00:51:29,738 --> 00:51:30,698
- [Tami] Me, neither.
- [Ian] Me, neither.
1256
00:51:30,723 --> 00:51:32,266
I mean, did anybody say, "Yes, Debbie,
1257
00:51:32,291 --> 00:51:33,550
I will take Franny to school"?
1258
00:51:33,575 --> 00:51:34,868
Great, take her side.
1259
00:51:34,910 --> 00:51:36,262
[Lip] I'm not taking anybody's side.
1260
00:51:36,286 --> 00:51:38,056
I'm just saying take some
fuckin' responsibility.
1261
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:40,582
I'm taking all of the responsibility.
1262
00:51:40,624 --> 00:51:43,502
I am running this entire
house, I'm holding down a job,
1263
00:51:43,544 --> 00:51:44,378
and I have to take
care of a kid in my...
1264
00:51:44,420 --> 00:51:45,879
Jesus Christ!
1265
00:51:45,921 --> 00:51:47,273
You're not the only one
with shit going on, Debs.
1266
00:51:47,297 --> 00:51:49,383
If you can't handle
it, lean the fuck out.
1267
00:51:49,425 --> 00:51:51,343
Don't blame us for being a shitty mom.
1268
00:52:00,269 --> 00:52:01,578
Debs.
1269
00:52:02,367 --> 00:52:03,993
I didn't mean that.
1270
00:52:14,283 --> 00:52:17,244
[rock music]
1271
00:52:17,286 --> 00:52:22,166
??
1272
00:52:23,917 --> 00:52:26,420
[inhales deeply]
1273
00:52:26,462 --> 00:52:29,173
[exhales deeply]
1274
00:52:29,214 --> 00:52:31,550
- Ah, fuck.
- [chuckles]
1275
00:52:31,592 --> 00:52:32,760
That is good.
1276
00:52:32,801 --> 00:52:34,386
- Oh, you like that?
- Mm!
1277
00:52:34,428 --> 00:52:35,888
That's a little Half-Mexican Red.
1278
00:52:35,929 --> 00:52:37,514
Named after Franny.
1279
00:52:37,556 --> 00:52:40,522
Indica-forward, mellow and agreeable
1280
00:52:40,547 --> 00:52:43,771
with just enough sativa to give
it a little kick of rebellion.
1281
00:52:43,812 --> 00:52:45,105
Just like Franny.
1282
00:52:45,147 --> 00:52:47,274
[chuckles] Sounds
like your granddaughter
1283
00:52:47,316 --> 00:52:48,984
left quite an impression on you.
1284
00:52:49,026 --> 00:52:50,313
What do you mean?
1285
00:52:50,338 --> 00:52:53,489
Well, you never named anything
after any of your actual kids.
1286
00:52:53,530 --> 00:52:55,115
That's because they don't make pot
1287
00:52:55,157 --> 00:52:57,242
that's belligerent and ungrateful.
1288
00:52:57,284 --> 00:52:59,578
If your kids are
belligerent and ungrateful,
1289
00:52:59,620 --> 00:53:01,228
it's probably 'cause
you made 'em that way.
1290
00:53:01,253 --> 00:53:02,421
I...
1291
00:53:04,458 --> 00:53:06,752
[sighs]
1292
00:53:06,794 --> 00:53:08,273
Kids are tough.
1293
00:53:08,587 --> 00:53:10,214
They need things.
1294
00:53:10,255 --> 00:53:12,257
Grandkids are simpler.
1295
00:53:12,299 --> 00:53:13,467
You don't owe 'em anything.
1296
00:53:13,509 --> 00:53:15,969
They don't expect anything from you.
1297
00:53:16,113 --> 00:53:17,719
Pressure's off.
1298
00:53:18,406 --> 00:53:20,341
You can't disappoint anyone.
1299
00:53:20,366 --> 00:53:23,327
[rock music playing]
1300
00:53:23,352 --> 00:53:25,813
You two just murdered my high.
1301
00:53:25,854 --> 00:53:28,273
Sell that for seven a pop.
1302
00:53:28,315 --> 00:53:29,149
Little expensive, don't you think?
1303
00:53:29,191 --> 00:53:31,016
Seven's the price.
1304
00:53:31,977 --> 00:53:33,253
Where you goin'?
1305
00:53:33,341 --> 00:53:35,135
Gotta see a girl about a dress.
1306
00:53:39,885 --> 00:53:42,638
[Tami, whispering] Yeah.
1307
00:53:42,663 --> 00:53:44,665
[knocking at door]
1308
00:53:44,706 --> 00:53:46,667
- What the...
- Fuck, it's Milton.
1309
00:53:46,725 --> 00:53:47,810
It's gonna disturb...
1310
00:53:47,835 --> 00:53:49,155
Hey, I got it, I got it, I got it.
1311
00:53:51,939 --> 00:53:53,482
No, no, no, no, no, no.
1312
00:53:53,507 --> 00:53:56,009
Oh, shit. Oh, I'm sorry.
Did I wake the baby?
1313
00:53:56,051 --> 00:53:57,403
No, no, no, it's all
good, it's all good.
1314
00:53:57,427 --> 00:53:58,863
He's just settling down.
He's in the nursery with Tami.
1315
00:53:58,888 --> 00:54:00,348
Come in, come in.
1316
00:54:02,950 --> 00:54:04,785
So it, uh, feel good to be off the boat?
1317
00:54:04,810 --> 00:54:06,937
[Milton] And to not
have my CPO up my ass?
1318
00:54:06,979 --> 00:54:08,391
Yeah, it does.
1319
00:54:08,416 --> 00:54:10,416
- Hey, uh, when's the wedding?
- I just got tested.
1320
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:11,918
- Oh, cool.
- The wedding is this weekend.
1321
00:54:11,942 --> 00:54:13,151
I just hope my dress shoes
1322
00:54:13,193 --> 00:54:14,111
are in the garage
where I left them, man.
1323
00:54:14,152 --> 00:54:14,987
[Lip] Oh, yeah, yeah.
1324
00:54:15,028 --> 00:54:17,239
Oh, the...
1325
00:54:17,281 --> 00:54:18,898
The place looks fantastic.
1326
00:54:19,741 --> 00:54:22,035
Oh, yeah, well, the inside, at least.
1327
00:54:22,077 --> 00:54:24,347
The neighbors wanted to keep
the outside looking like shit.
1328
00:54:24,371 --> 00:54:25,497
So. [chuckles]
1329
00:54:25,522 --> 00:54:26,541
Did you do all this by yourself?
1330
00:54:26,582 --> 00:54:30,460
Uh, yeah. I mean, it's just some
plaster work and paint, mostly.
1331
00:54:30,502 --> 00:54:31,879
You put tile up in the kitchen too?
1332
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:35,173
- Um, backsplash, yeah.
- [Milton] [chuckles]
1333
00:54:35,215 --> 00:54:37,009
- Looks good, man. Damn good.
- Thanks.
1334
00:54:37,050 --> 00:54:38,403
[Milton] How much did
all of this cost you?
1335
00:54:38,427 --> 00:54:39,678
Uh, I don't know.
1336
00:54:39,720 --> 00:54:40,989
I picked up most of this stuff for free
1337
00:54:41,013 --> 00:54:42,514
at condemned houses and work sites.
1338
00:54:42,556 --> 00:54:44,057
[Milton] Hmm.
1339
00:54:44,082 --> 00:54:47,686
Um, I mean, I guess I bought
some stuff, too, though.
1340
00:54:47,728 --> 00:54:50,022
Uh, I put in some hours.
1341
00:54:50,063 --> 00:54:51,335
You should've told me.
1342
00:54:51,773 --> 00:54:52,917
Yeah, I would've thrown you some cash
1343
00:54:52,941 --> 00:54:54,693
or reduced your rent or something.
1344
00:54:54,735 --> 00:54:55,694
- [Lip] Yeah?
- Yeah.
1345
00:54:55,736 --> 00:54:57,007
What do you think you spent?
1346
00:54:57,779 --> 00:55:00,077
Uh, five...
1347
00:55:00,490 --> 00:55:01,575
six grand, maybe?
1348
00:55:01,617 --> 00:55:03,007
I don't know.
1349
00:55:03,535 --> 00:55:05,037
Why don't I split it with you?
1350
00:55:05,078 --> 00:55:06,246
- Yeah?
- [Milton] Yeah.
1351
00:55:06,288 --> 00:55:07,890
Did the work. Might as well.
1352
00:55:08,624 --> 00:55:10,834
- Great.
- [Milton] All right, cool.
1353
00:55:10,876 --> 00:55:13,054
- Shoes.
- [Lip] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1354
00:55:13,079 --> 00:55:14,230
Just back there in the garage.
1355
00:55:14,254 --> 00:55:15,923
- Yeah, of course.
- [Lip] Okay.
1356
00:55:17,650 --> 00:55:20,028
- [Milton] Backsplash, huh?
- That's the backsplash, yeah.
1357
00:55:26,725 --> 00:55:28,913
- [knock at door]
- Go away.
1358
00:55:29,467 --> 00:55:30,885
[Franny] Mommy?
1359
00:55:35,390 --> 00:55:38,262
I'm ready for you to
take my picture now.
1360
00:55:39,684 --> 00:55:41,423
[chuckling] Franny.
1361
00:55:41,448 --> 00:55:43,543
Hang on. Let me get my phone.
1362
00:55:43,825 --> 00:55:46,745
[soft upbeat rock music]
1363
00:55:46,787 --> 00:55:51,667
??
1364
00:55:52,751 --> 00:55:54,387
[Debbie] Oh.
1365
00:55:54,836 --> 00:55:56,762
Okay, smile.
1366
00:55:57,464 --> 00:56:00,348
Oh, look how beautiful you are.
1367
00:56:00,717 --> 00:56:03,845
A little to the side.
[camera shutter clicking]
1368
00:56:03,887 --> 00:56:08,934
? So I love you ?
1369
00:56:08,976 --> 00:56:10,769
[Mickey] Give it to me, dom top daddy!
1370
00:56:10,811 --> 00:56:13,313
[Ian] Take it all, you
uber-masculine slut!
1371
00:56:13,355 --> 00:56:14,690
[grunting]
1372
00:56:14,731 --> 00:56:16,608
- [Mickey] Flip fuck?
- [both panting]
1373
00:56:16,650 --> 00:56:18,610
[Ian] Sure.
1374
00:56:18,652 --> 00:56:19,754
[Mickey] [grunts] What's my name?
1375
00:56:19,778 --> 00:56:21,279
[Ian] Nick.
1376
00:56:21,321 --> 00:56:22,882
[Mickey] [grunting]
I said what's my name?
1377
00:56:22,906 --> 00:56:25,325
[Ian] Nick Jonas!
1378
00:56:25,367 --> 00:56:27,327
? So what a man gotta do? ?
1379
00:56:27,369 --> 00:56:30,163
? What a man gotta do ?
1380
00:56:30,205 --> 00:56:33,625
? To be totally locked up by you? ?
1381
00:56:33,667 --> 00:56:36,086
? What a man gotta say? ?
1382
00:56:36,128 --> 00:56:38,922
? What a man gotta pray? ?
1383
00:56:38,964 --> 00:56:42,092
? To be your last "Good night"
and your first "Good day"? ?
1384
00:56:42,134 --> 00:56:44,344
? So what a man gotta do? ?
1385
00:56:44,386 --> 00:56:47,305
? What a man gotta do ?
1386
00:56:47,347 --> 00:56:49,474
? To be totally locked up by you? ?
1387
00:56:49,516 --> 00:56:52,227
? Totally locked up by you ?
1388
00:56:52,251 --> 00:56:57,251
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1389
00:56:57,301 --> 00:57:01,851
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