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Oh, hey.
Look, I can't tell you
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what happened last week
on Shameless.
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I'm dealing with a bit
of a plumbing issue.
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- Fuck!
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Debbie!
Hey, get up here, all right?
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Franny tried to flush
a Care Bear
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down the toilet again.
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Dementia?
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Motherfucker!
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How did I get here?
Fiona? Lip?
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Terry's coming home today.
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They sending him home
with a nurse
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-or something at least?
-I don't think so.
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Can I help?
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My mom's moving to Louisville.
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She says there's no community
here for her anymore.
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I just wanna crawl into bed
and cry myself to sleep.
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Look, we sell
the stuff from Born Free,
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-that'll carry us for a while.
-Can't use my garage.
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Yeah, we couldn't
use that anyway.
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You know, it's the first place
cops would look.
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-The cops?
-Yeah, they might come
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pokin' around.
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Hey, did you hear
Born Free
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-got broken into last--
- Brad and I broke in.
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I just--I needed to do
something.
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And if you get caught
and go to jail,
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what is that gonna fix?
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So why didn't you
tell me you abandoned a kid?
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You ran out on people
who needed you
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because you wanted to
go do your own shit.
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You are piling all your
abandonment issues on me.
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Monica ran out on you,
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and now the rest of them
wanna run out on you too.
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Fuck!
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What the fuck
are you doing?
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-We're selling!
-No!
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- Hey--
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Does
Philip Gallagher live here?
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He's inside.
Just be careful.
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He's got a sledgehammer.
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rock music
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Think of all
the luck you got
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Know that
it's not for naught
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You were beaming
once before
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But it's not like that
anymore
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What is this downside
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That you speak of?
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What is this feeling
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You're so sure of?
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Round up
the friends you got
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Know that
they're not for naught
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You were willing
once before
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But it's not like that
anymore
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What is this downside
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That you speak of?
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What is this feeling
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You're so sure of?
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Psst!
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Psst!
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Hey!
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Psst! Psst!
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You wanna watch me jerk off?
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Thanks, but fuck no.
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Hey, you got any updates
on what's goin' on?
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When the detectives
are ready for you,
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-they'll let ya know.
-All right, could I get
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-a sandwich or somethin'?
-Legally don't gotta provide
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any food, 'cause legally
you're not under arrest.
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All right, so legally,
I can just go.
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Sure, but you try to leave,
they probably will arrest you
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and bring you right back in.
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Psst!
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-Is Lip okay?
- Ah, he'll be all right.
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It's not his first time
getting questioned.
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He can handle an interrogation.
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You can't just use your cop
"get outta jail free" card?
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When I get in,
I'm gonna try to
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grease the wheels
of justice.
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Do we have
any triple-A batteries?
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That's a big hole.
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Coulda just said
he wanted to renovate.
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Your brother's
a fuckin' drama queen, man.
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Hey, scarf that shit down.
I wanna go check on Terry.
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We have a lotta pick-ups today.
I don't know if we have time.
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We would if you stopped yappin'
and started eatin'.
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You guys remember I have
a thing after school, right?
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Yeah, of course.
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Wouldn't miss it, buddy.
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What thing?
Don't ya want your dad there,
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-cheerin' you on?
-Mm...not really.
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Well, what is it, anyway?
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A contest to pick a new name
for my school.
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The winner
gets a free iPad.
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Why does your school
need a new name?
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'Cause it's named
after Dennis Hastert.
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Fuck is Dennis Hastert?
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Former speaker of
the House of Representative.
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-Native Chicagoan.
-And a child molester.
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He's canceled.
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Canceled?
You can't cancel history.
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It's already happened.
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Political correctness
is gonna kill this country.
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He diddled kids.
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Uh, beside the point.
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We can't be applying
today's sexual standards
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to...molesters of yesteryear.
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Molesting used to be okay?
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Dennis Hastert
brought a lotta federal dollars
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to Illinois.
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I don't think
I can just stand by
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while the PC police
erase his legacy.
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This is the hill
you wanna die on, Frank?
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-Defending a pedo?
- Defending tradition,
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defending our shared history?
Yeah.
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I'll die on this hill.
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This is a hill
we all should die on together.
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Come on.
Hey, let's go.
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I wanna make sure they're
takin' care of fuckin' Terry
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over there.
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That one has an Uber
coming for him in ten,
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and that one isn't my problem.
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- Where's Debbie?
-Since when am I in charge
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of keeping track of Debbie?
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Aren't you in, like,
a committed
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lesbian scissoring thing?
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You mean a relationship?
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I don't know.
We never defined it.
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But, uh, since she didn't come
home last night, I guess not.
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What are supposed to do
with Franny?
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-We gotta get to work.
-She's not my fucking problem.
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None of this shit is,
your sister included.
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- Okay, come on, Franny.
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I will drop you off at school
on my way to work.
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Okay, hey, uh, let me know
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when you find out about Lip,
all right?
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Yeah.
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Uh, what's that guy doing?
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upbeat music
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This goddamn thing
doesn't work!
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-Shit!
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- Mm--
- All right, my love,
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I let ya sleep in.
I even turned a blind eye
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when you moved from the bed
to the couch
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and slept some more.
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But now it's time
to carpet denim.
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- What?
-Carpet denim.
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It's Latin for wake up!
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Oh, I just wanna sleep.
Please.
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You wanna talk about it?
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My mama's moving.
She's abandoning us.
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-What's there to talk about?
-Oh, we can go visit
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for holidays and stuff.
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Who doesn't wanna spend
Christmas in Kentucky?
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V, if you don't get up,
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we're gonna be late
opening the Alibi.
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-Who cares?
-What about the girls?
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We gotta get them ready--
you don't want me
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-doing their hair, do you?
-Who cares?
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V, you're the one
who always says
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that a white woman
can take her daughter to school
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lookin' any old way,
but if a Black woman does it,
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people start to question
whether she's a fit mother--
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Go away!
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Is there anything I can do
to get you up?
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-Okay, fine.
-Oh.
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- I'm up.
-Okay, great!
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I'm goin' back
upstairs and gettin' into bed.
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You keep botherin' me,
I'ma stab your ass.
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Watch.
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How'd you sleep?
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Not great.
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Seriously, who the fuck
do they think they are?
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I'm sorry, I don't know
who we're talking about.
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My family.
Sandy, her...
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fucking husband,
and her secret child.
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Thanks for letting me crash,
by the way.
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Feel bad
I put you outta your bed.
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-Couch is pretty comfortable.
-I mean, we could have shared.
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Under normal circumstances,
I would have loved that.
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But I can tell
you're pretty emotional,
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and I didn't wanna
take advantage.
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You got plans today?
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Work.
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-Too bad.
- But...
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I'm the boss.
You wanna come?
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See, I was at home
with my lady and my kid.
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All right?
She'll vouch for me.
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The kid, he can't talk yet,
but if he could,
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he'd say Daddy was home
all night.
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We have
your juvenile arrest records,
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okay?
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So you can drop
the choir boy act.
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No, you see, tha-that's
the old me, all right?
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I'm reformed now.
I'm sober, even.
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You know, I'm not sayin'
I'm a saint but, uh,
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I'm a family man,
makin' an honest living.
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Okay, asshole,
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we know that you were involved
with the robbery,
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so you can either cooperate,
or we can make you cooperate.
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All right, first of all,
if you knew I was involved
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in the robbery,
I'd be in cuffs right now,
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and second of all,
I am cooperating.
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What am I doing
if I'm not cooperating?
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Look, make it easy on yourself.
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Tell us where the bikes are,
who helped you,
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and maybe we can recommend
you avoid doin' real time.
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punchy music
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Hey, can I go?
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Oh, motherfucker, when's the
last time that got changed?
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Fuck do I know?
I can't see it.
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-You can smell it, though.
-We don't have time for this.
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We're behind schedule,
and we have to wrap up early
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for Liam's thing.
Mickey--
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What the fuck are you--
Hey, get--
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Come on, man.
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Aah.
What the hell, Mick?
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Terry duty, asshole.
Get up!
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Naw, no way, man.
I took care of him on Tuesday.
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-It's not my turn--
-Empty his shit bag,
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or I empty your skull--
your choice.
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Uh, hey, could you
look up something
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related to a recent arrest
for me?
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Sure.
What's the name of the perp?
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Um...Philip Gallagher.
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Rookie,
are you really asking me
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to break every protocol
in the book so you can
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potentially interfere
with an ongoing investigation
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involving one
of your family members?
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Uh...
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I'm fuckin' with you.
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I misuse this system
all the time.
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One of the perks of the job.
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G-A-L-L-A
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G-H-E-R.
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Hmm.
No arrest yet,
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but they are seeking
a warrant for his house.
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Just waitin' on
a judge's signature.
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Shit.
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- Gallagher.
-Ah, ma'am.
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Do you know who my new
training officer's gonna be?
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Training officer?
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That's not gonna happen.
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No one wants to work with you
on account of the Carl Curse.
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Ma'am?
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The Carl Curse.
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Everyone who trained you
ends up injured.
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You ever heard of
a lucky rabbit's foot?
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Yeah.
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You're the opposite of that.
252
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Now, not all bad news.
253
00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:30,796
-I got you a new assignment.
-What is it?
254
00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:32,798
They just walked in.
255
00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,967
- exciting music
-Take off that uni
256
00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:36,636
and meet us outside.
257
00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:38,346
You're with Vice now.
258
00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:39,680
Hell, yeah!
259
00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:42,183
God, how cool are they?
260
00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:45,936
-Damn it.
261
00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,316
- Oh, shit.
- Bad word!
262
00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:53,986
I'm sorry, girls--I just got
an email from the Man.
263
00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:55,863
What do you think--
taxes, jury duty?
264
00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,406
Unpaid parking tickets?
265
00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:59,825
-Maybe it's a pizza party.
- Life lesson.
266
00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:01,827
Emails from the government
are never awesome.
267
00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:03,663
They always suck.
268
00:11:03,704 --> 00:11:05,831
Here goes.
269
00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:08,668
Is it a pizza party?
270
00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:10,169
Even better.
271
00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:11,962
A surprise for Mommy.
272
00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:13,506
Come on.
273
00:11:13,547 --> 00:11:16,425
mellow funk music
274
00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:26,352
Shit.
275
00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:28,354
Shit!
276
00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:29,605
Fuck.
277
00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,192
Tami, hey, it's Lip.
278
00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:34,360
We got a big fuckin' problem,
all right?
279
00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:35,528
Carl just told me that, um...
280
00:11:35,569 --> 00:11:37,154
Can you believe it?
281
00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:39,490
Uh...you know what?
Never mind.
282
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,033
I'll just, uh...
I'll see ya at home.
283
00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:43,869
All right?
Bye.
284
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:46,872
We're just goin' to my bar.
285
00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:48,999
You can wear
what you already have on.
286
00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,001
I wore this yesterday.
287
00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:54,338
If you don't like
anything I have...
288
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:57,049
No! It's not that, I just--
I don't know.
289
00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:58,551
I wanna dress up a little.
290
00:11:58,592 --> 00:12:00,052
Always makes me feel better,
291
00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:01,846
which could definitely
help right now,
292
00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:03,514
considering my mood
borders on...
293
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:04,849
homicidal rage.
294
00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:06,058
You wanna talk about it?
295
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,143
What's to talk about?
296
00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:08,644
My life might be
a dumpster fire,
297
00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:11,480
but it doesn't mean
I can't look good.
298
00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:14,066
Hey, what's this?
299
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,902
It's my ex, Haley's, old stuff.
300
00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:18,487
Cute
301
00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:20,364
Can I borrow some of it?
302
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,199
Sure.
303
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:23,743
Sweet.
304
00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:25,995
rock music
305
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:32,293
funky music
306
00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:34,462
These are yours?
307
00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:36,922
Sure does look like it.
Get in.
308
00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:38,591
Can I drive?
309
00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:40,134
No.
310
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:41,635
Hey, can you at least
tell me what we're doin'?
311
00:12:41,677 --> 00:12:44,597
- Dah dah dah
312
00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:47,266
Dah dah dah
313
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:50,561
Dah dah
dah
314
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:54,148
Dah dah-dah
315
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,615
-Hey, you're up.
-Headed to my mom's.
316
00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:04,700
-Why?
-I'm gonna help her pack.
317
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:06,577
Oh. You feelin' better
about her movin'?
318
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,288
Uh, no. I'm gonna go steal
the keys to her U-Haul.
319
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:10,623
Really?
320
00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:12,249
I should.
321
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:15,920
But I decided to be
a supportive daughter instead.
322
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:19,131
Gonna approach her leaving
with a positive attitude.
323
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:20,466
Oh, positive.
324
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,259
Yes, asshole.
325
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,470
Positive, mature.
A ray of fucking sunshine.
326
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:25,721
Why shouldn't I be?
327
00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,139
My mom's moving
halfway across the world.
328
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:29,225
-Kentucky's not that far.
-Bye, Kev.
329
00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:31,560
Well, I was hoping we could
spend the afternoon together.
330
00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:33,437
I have the rest of my miserable
life to spend with you.
331
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,731
-My mom leaves in two days.
-What time ya comin' back?
332
00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,942
When I feel like it!
333
00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:40,778
Askin' so many damn questions.
334
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:44,198
But why now?
335
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,992
He touched those boys
decades ago.
336
00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:51,163
Doesn't cancel culture have
a statute of limitations?
337
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:54,625
Mr. Gallagher, Dennis Hastert
no longer reflects our values.
338
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,043
The hell he doesn't!
339
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,670
He was speaker of the House,
340
00:13:57,711 --> 00:13:59,505
third in line
for the presidency.
341
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:01,966
He was a wrestling coach!
342
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:05,344
How else are wrestling coaches
supposed to demonstrate holds
343
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:08,722
if they don't...
grope some boys?
344
00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:11,809
-Context matters.
-Please keep your voice down.
345
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,520
- Can I go to class?
-Yes.
346
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:17,439
And...
w-why are you
347
00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:19,942
leaving it to the kids?
Kids are stupid.
348
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,610
The school board
wanted the children
349
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:23,863
to feel ownership and pride
in the new name.
350
00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:26,365
That's why the contest has been
limited to current students
351
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:29,201
and alumni.
352
00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:30,536
Alumni?
353
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,454
I'm an alumnus!
354
00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:34,331
- You are?
- Hell, yes!
355
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:36,750
Back when it was still
J. Edgar Hoover.
356
00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:39,879
Go, Feds.
357
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,881
No, fuck you! F--
358
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:44,717
Tough talk on the other end
of a phone, bitch.
359
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:46,719
No, no, no, no--Michigan,
fuckin' China.
360
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:47,761
It doesn't matter
where you hide out.
361
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:49,388
I am gonna hunt you down.
362
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,599
I'm gonna empty Terry's
shit bag in your fuckin' mouth,
363
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,058
you piece of shit!
364
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:54,602
Cousin Joey?
365
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:56,562
Dickhead just decided
to run off.
366
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,772
Hidin' out with one of his
scumbag friends in Michigan,
367
00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:00,316
all so he can avoid
taking care of Terry.
368
00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:01,734
Fuckin' believe that?
369
00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:03,485
I mean, it is Terry.
370
00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:05,738
Obviously, we can't rely
on family for this.
371
00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:07,573
We're gonna have to hire
someone to do it.
372
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,617
Like with money?
373
00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:12,036
Yeah, get one of those
house nurses or whatever.
374
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:14,163
You wanna hire a nurse?
375
00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:15,789
I thought we were saving up
for our own place.
376
00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:17,499
Well, shit shifted.
377
00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:20,044
Shit shifted to Terry.
378
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:23,547
I have to worry about you?
The whole loyalty department?
379
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,090
What?
380
00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:26,884
Yeah, when I'm too old
to wipe my own ass,
381
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,761
you're gonna be over there
counting fuckin' pennies,
382
00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:30,387
decidin' whether or not
you can take care of me?
383
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:32,348
-That's different.
-Family's family.
384
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,936
Fine.
We'll find a fucking nurse.
385
00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:39,521
Wipe your ass.
386
00:15:41,982 --> 00:15:43,943
Ah.
I'll go for another.
387
00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:48,113
Hey, it's five o'clock
somewhere.
388
00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:49,907
Ha.
389
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,242
Anyone at home wondering
where you might be all day?
390
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:54,495
Trust me,
they don't give a shit.
391
00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:57,539
Hey, guys.
392
00:15:57,581 --> 00:16:00,084
Uh, sit anywhere you like.
I'll be right with you.
393
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,671
You boys celebrating something?
394
00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:05,714
Uh...we're taking an extended
395
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:07,549
and hopefully very boozy
lunch break
396
00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:10,010
so we can commemorate the day
this ugly bastard was born.
397
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,430
That's so nice.
398
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:14,890
How 'bout some shots
on the house?
399
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:17,768
On the house?
No.
400
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:21,021
I can do Happy Hour price
in honor of the birthday boy.
401
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,606
Will you two do a shot
with us?
402
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,400
I'm on the clock.
403
00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:25,818
Red?
404
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:28,320
Pour 'em up.
405
00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:35,411
Tam!
406
00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:37,496
Yo, we gotta clear out
the boxes!
407
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,293
Police.
Open up!
408
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:52,761
All right,
all right, all right!
409
00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,013
Philip Gallagher,
we have a warrant
410
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:55,681
to search the premises.
411
00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:57,808
Yeah, well, come on in.
412
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:04,106
You know,
if I was a lifetime criminal
413
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,525
motorcycle mechanic
who just stole
414
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,068
a shitload of motorcycles,
415
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,654
I might just be dumb enough
416
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,823
to keep them in
the most obvious place.
417
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,159
Where's your garage?
418
00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:40,684
Well, shit,
419
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:43,020
look, sorry, no stolen bikes,
420
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,563
but, uh, you're welcome to take
421
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,857
one of those
Christmas tree stands.
422
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,193
I don't know
how we ended up with two.
423
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:51,987
light guitar music
424
00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:58,660
-Keep these, right?
-Oh, no. Give away pile.
425
00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:00,579
What?
I love these.
426
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:02,289
It's not Christmas
without these plates.
427
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,625
Girl, they have been
in that box since 2007,
428
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:06,251
which, coincidentally,
is the last time
429
00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:08,170
that we had dinner
at my house.
430
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,589
What am I gonna do with
a Santa table setting for 12
431
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,841
-in Louisville, huh?
-You are literally
432
00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:14,718
throwin' away everything.
What's the point?
433
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,970
We should just back
a garbage truck in here
434
00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:18,222
and shovel everything in it.
435
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:20,641
-Yeah, that's not a bad idea.
-Ma...
436
00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:24,645
this is my entire childhood,
all of our memories.
437
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:26,313
Throw away the damn plates, V!
438
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,443
Thought helping you,
hangin' out might be fun,
439
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:33,070
but this shit is awful.
440
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,863
-I thought we would talk!
-Excuse me.
441
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:37,199
Had you asked instead of just
inviting yourself over,
442
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:40,953
I would've told you that I'm
too busy to hang out and talk.
443
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:43,956
Oh, shit...I gotta get
over to my storage unit.
444
00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:46,250
-I'll go with.
-Uh, no, thanks.
445
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,127
-Why not?
-Because I've had enough
446
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:49,878
of your company today.
447
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,296
Look, I'm excited
about Louisville,
448
00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:52,881
and you killin' my vibe.
449
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,967
I'm not dyin'.
I'm just movin'.
450
00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:57,594
So what?
Get over it.
451
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:13,318
If it isn't
my favorite vice detectives.
452
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,362
Man, you know I had to
bring you some dogs
453
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,364
from downtown for later--
extra relish,
454
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:19,491
-extra celery sauce.
-Aw...muah!
455
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,076
You gentlemen are heroes.
456
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,537
I can never make it all the way
downtown to get these.
457
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,497
How're these fine machines
treatin' ya?
458
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:27,374
Uh, she rides just
a little rough,
459
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,376
but tell me what the story is
on that Viper over there.
460
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:30,919
I need a few days
before I can
461
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,713
-let ya take that one.
- What's wrong with it?
462
00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:34,047
Belonged to
a parks commissioner
463
00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:35,340
accused
of embezzling city funds.
464
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:37,509
Blew his brains out
in the front seat.
465
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,761
Still a mess on the dashboard.
466
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:42,848
Yo, wait.
467
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,017
So you guys just come here
and take whatever you want?
468
00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:46,518
As long as it helps aid
469
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,020
an ongoin' investigation.
470
00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:51,023
Or if we think it looks cool.
Ya got anything new?
471
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:52,691
Glad you asked.
I been able to
472
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:55,944
squirrel away a few things
for you gents.
473
00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:00,657
Act now,
before it's logged as evidence.
474
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:03,327
Take what you want
475
00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:07,706
You gotta take
what you want
476
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,709
Give it all you got
477
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,628
Hey, barkeep!
Another.
478
00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:14,296
Take what you want...
479
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:15,797
Let's make these your last.
480
00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:17,674
What? The day's young!
481
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,686
I have some coke,
482
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:32,022
if you're interested.
483
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:37,861
All clear.
484
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:40,739
- Hey. Hey, buddy.
-Hey.
485
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,282
Uh, what's goin' on?
486
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:44,243
They think
I robbed Born Free.
487
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:46,245
What? Ha.
Wait--you?
488
00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:47,579
No.
489
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:49,706
Yeah.
Checked the whole house.
490
00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:52,167
But came up empty-handed,
'cause...
491
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:54,461
I didn't do it.
492
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:57,005
Go ahead.
493
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:58,423
Hey, and, uh, good luck,
you know,
494
00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:00,968
finding the real criminals,
guys.
495
00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:09,184
Lip, we need to talk, okay?
496
00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:11,436
-You cannot just--
-Shh, shh, shh.
497
00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:17,442
You moved all the boxes
outta the garage?
498
00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:19,903
Well, they didn't move
themselves.
499
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,280
Where'd you put 'em?
500
00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:24,032
Uh,
in my dad's basement.
501
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:26,952
Hey.
502
00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:28,412
Lip.
503
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:31,957
Y-you can't put our family
in danger like this.
504
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:34,126
You have Fred to think about.
You have me to think about.
505
00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:36,962
We can't have the cops just
showing up at our house and...
506
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:38,797
hello!
507
00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:42,968
Are you even listening
to a word that I'm saying?
508
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:45,262
Kay, why are you staring
at me like that?
509
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:48,348
Sorry, sorry.
It's just, um...
510
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:50,350
uh, I-I guess
this whole Gallagher thing
511
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:53,687
is finally rubbin' off on ya.
512
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:55,856
I didn't know
you had it in you.
513
00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:57,316
Well...
514
00:21:57,357 --> 00:21:59,318
yeah, I...
515
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:01,653
I didn't know I had it
in me either.
516
00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:04,406
You know, Carl called,
517
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:07,326
told me about the warrant,
and I just...
518
00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:08,660
I just acted.
519
00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:10,746
It was like
something clicked in my brain,
520
00:22:10,787 --> 00:22:12,664
and I just went on autopilot.
521
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:16,084
Does this make me
an accomplice?
522
00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:17,461
Accessory after the fact.
523
00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:18,920
Oh.
524
00:22:24,551 --> 00:22:26,511
It's kinda hot.
525
00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:28,430
Yeah, it is.
526
00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:30,974
I thought being
a criminal would be exciting,
527
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:34,853
but I didn't know
that it would be...
528
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:37,981
sexually exciting.
529
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:40,567
-What about Fred?
- He's out like a light.
530
00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:42,569
We'll be quiet.
531
00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:44,863
You? I doubt it.
532
00:22:46,573 --> 00:22:49,242
I'll just bite your shoulder
when I get the urge to scream.
533
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,540
I don't need a fuckin' nurse.
534
00:22:55,582 --> 00:22:57,042
You can't walk, Terry.
535
00:22:57,084 --> 00:22:58,418
You can't feed yourself.
You can't bathe yourself.
536
00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:00,003
You shit in a bag.
Stop me when any of this
537
00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:02,172
sounds like someone who doesn't
need a fuckin' nurse.
538
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:03,548
Then just take me to the park.
539
00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:05,550
Leave me there
and let me die in peace.
540
00:23:05,592 --> 00:23:07,552
Oh, see, viable option.
Even Terry thinks so.
541
00:23:12,432 --> 00:23:15,060
-Hi.
-Hi, I'm Jasmine.
542
00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:16,895
-You must be...
-Ian, yeah.
543
00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:18,397
Come on in.
544
00:23:18,438 --> 00:23:20,565
Mickey, Terry, this is Jasmine,
545
00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:22,484
Terry's in-home health aide.
546
00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:24,069
You got me a n--
547
00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:25,362
Nah--
548
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,406
Nice lady to watch you
while we head to work.
549
00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:30,575
Yeah. You fuck this up,
I'ma cut your dick off.
550
00:23:30,617 --> 00:23:31,993
I wouldn't feel it anyway.
551
00:23:32,035 --> 00:23:33,995
Don't you all worry.
552
00:23:34,037 --> 00:23:36,415
I'm gonna take good care
of Dad here.
553
00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:43,463
Thanks. I know dealin' with
Terry is a pain in the ass.
554
00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:45,632
Fuckin' expensive,
but now I don't have
555
00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:48,093
to worry about anything.
I can focus on work--
556
00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:52,097
Just forgot something
in my car.
557
00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:55,809
rock music
558
00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:57,894
She's probably comin'
right back.
559
00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:00,147
Yeah.
560
00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:07,612
Gallagher, look alive.
561
00:24:07,654 --> 00:24:09,656
All right, look,
I want you to
562
00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:11,575
make a buy off this guy,
all right?
563
00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:13,952
Quarter bag.
Ask for it "dusty."
564
00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:16,288
All right.
But I don't have any money.
565
00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:18,457
Here.
All right?
566
00:24:18,498 --> 00:24:20,208
Hurry up.
567
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:21,793
Look both ways
before you cross the street.
568
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:26,256
I'm putting bodies
on the board
569
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:28,592
Like you've never seen
before...
570
00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:31,636
Hey, man, I need a cop.
571
00:24:31,678 --> 00:24:32,888
Loud or reggie?
572
00:24:32,929 --> 00:24:36,099
Reggie. Quarter.
Make it dusty.
573
00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:37,726
60.
574
00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:39,394
Nah nah nah nah nah
575
00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:41,313
So when
you're in my sights
576
00:24:41,354 --> 00:24:42,939
Nah nah nah nah nah
nah nah nah nah
577
00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:45,984
Nah nah nah-nah-nah...
578
00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:47,486
Freeze, fucker!
You're under arrest.
579
00:24:47,527 --> 00:24:48,945
-Turn around.
-You're a cop?
580
00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:50,864
Hands on your head.
Face the wall!
581
00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:52,782
What the fuck
are you doing, kid?
582
00:24:52,824 --> 00:24:54,284
Making the arrest
like you said to.
583
00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:55,619
No, stupid asshole!
We told you to make a buy.
584
00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:56,995
No one said anything
about making an arrest.
585
00:24:57,037 --> 00:24:58,497
Apologize to this guy.
586
00:24:58,538 --> 00:25:00,832
Uh, I'm...sorry?
587
00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:02,542
Keep the drugs, Gallagher.
588
00:25:04,377 --> 00:25:06,296
Let's get outta here, man.
589
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:10,300
Come on!
Pulling guns out and shit!
590
00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:15,639
Oh, God, coke is fantastic.
591
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,474
I know, right?
592
00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:20,185
Yeah. I can see why people
become junkies
593
00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:22,020
and run away
from their responsibilities.
594
00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:23,480
-You know, for me,
595
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:26,024
when it comes to drugs
versus, like, a job...pffft.
596
00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:27,359
Drugs win.
597
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:30,695
What kinda jobs have you had?
598
00:25:32,155 --> 00:25:35,200
Ah!
Let's see, uh, I was a nurse.
599
00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:37,619
I was
an elementary school teacher.
600
00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:39,204
Addiction counselor.
601
00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:41,665
That was fun.
Ha ha.
602
00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:43,667
Uh, and now,
603
00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:46,878
the, uh, assistant manager
at the illustrious
604
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,714
Mailbox Unlimited
Copy and Shipping Center.
605
00:25:49,756 --> 00:25:51,758
Oh!
Impressive.
606
00:25:53,009 --> 00:25:54,928
Is coke supposed to
make you horny?
607
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:56,763
'Cause I feel like
I need to...
608
00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:58,848
hump that box right there.
609
00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:08,400
Ahem.
610
00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:12,320
I'm...gay.
611
00:26:12,362 --> 00:26:13,989
Me too!
612
00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:17,450
Well, I haven't...been
with a girl since high school.
613
00:26:17,492 --> 00:26:19,411
It's like riding a bike.
614
00:26:19,452 --> 00:26:21,496
Baby, don't you cry
615
00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:26,334
It's time for us
to say goodbye
616
00:26:26,376 --> 00:26:28,712
So all I gotta do
is put these decorations up,
617
00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:30,088
and I get free beer
for a week?
618
00:26:30,130 --> 00:26:31,756
Ha. Nice try.
Two days.
619
00:26:31,798 --> 00:26:33,550
I don't know, man.
There's a lotta stuff in here.
620
00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:35,343
-Week seems reasonable.
-All right, fine.
621
00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:36,678
You know what?
I'll just ask Kermit.
622
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,597
-He'll probably do it for free.
-Fine!
623
00:26:38,638 --> 00:26:40,932
I accept your lowball offer.
624
00:26:41,641 --> 00:26:43,435
Hey, babe!
625
00:26:43,476 --> 00:26:45,270
How are you?
You doin' good?
626
00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:47,230
Feelin' better
that you saw your mom?
627
00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:48,690
No. She had to get something
from storage,
628
00:26:48,732 --> 00:26:51,192
-so might as well work.
-Okay, well,
629
00:26:51,234 --> 00:26:53,445
how 'bout we get outta here,
do something to cheer you up?
630
00:26:53,486 --> 00:26:55,447
No, thanks.
Here to work.
631
00:26:55,488 --> 00:26:57,032
How 'bout Ron Popeil?
632
00:26:57,073 --> 00:26:59,367
Ronco HQ was right down
the street.
633
00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:01,036
That's a great idea.
634
00:27:01,077 --> 00:27:02,454
Hugh Hefner Middle School, huh?
635
00:27:02,495 --> 00:27:04,789
-Think about it.
-Fellas. Ditka.
636
00:27:04,831 --> 00:27:06,791
Mike Ditka Middle School.
Contest over.
637
00:27:06,833 --> 00:27:07,959
-Ooh!
-What are you fools
638
00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:09,294
talkin' about?
639
00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:11,171
Frank's trying to name
his old junior high.
640
00:27:11,212 --> 00:27:12,922
Why does it need a new name?
641
00:27:12,964 --> 00:27:14,841
It doesn't.
That's the point.
642
00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:16,426
It was fine the way it was.
643
00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:18,136
-Hear, hear.
-Nevertheless,
644
00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:20,472
I need a surefire winner
645
00:27:20,513 --> 00:27:22,307
so it doesn't get coopted
646
00:27:22,349 --> 00:27:25,352
by a bunch of politically
correct millennial activists.
647
00:27:25,393 --> 00:27:28,563
Last thing I need
is my son attending
648
00:27:28,605 --> 00:27:32,859
Tofu Middle School of
Multicultural Granola Studies.
649
00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:34,486
What's it called now?
650
00:27:34,527 --> 00:27:36,613
Dennis Hastert Middle School.
651
00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:39,658
-The child molester?
-Former Speaker of the House.
652
00:27:39,699 --> 00:27:41,910
Why are you guys worried
about trying to protect
653
00:27:41,951 --> 00:27:44,245
some meaningless,
symbolic name anyway?
654
00:27:44,287 --> 00:27:46,164
How 'bout you try to protect
the real Chicago,
655
00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:47,666
the real South Side,
656
00:27:47,707 --> 00:27:50,126
the people and institutions
who make this town great?
657
00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:52,253
If you hadn't noticed, they're
being shut down every day.
658
00:27:52,295 --> 00:27:54,839
Because this renaming trend
is bullshit.
659
00:27:54,881 --> 00:27:56,424
It's just another way
for society
660
00:27:56,466 --> 00:27:58,468
to erase the hard work
of white guys.
661
00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,720
Because at some point,
and who knows why,
662
00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:02,931
being a white guy
suddenly became uncool.
663
00:28:02,972 --> 00:28:05,934
Or maybe white guys are finally
being held accountable
664
00:28:05,975 --> 00:28:07,977
for all of the horrible stuff
they've done,
665
00:28:08,019 --> 00:28:10,647
like child molestation,
for example.
666
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,607
And you, in particular,
don't have to worry about
667
00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:14,943
when white men became uncool,
'cause as far as I can tell,
668
00:28:14,984 --> 00:28:17,153
you've always been...
whatever this is.
669
00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:19,197
-Ha ha ha.
- Ho ho ho!
670
00:28:19,239 --> 00:28:20,740
And, Frank,
why waste your time?
671
00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:22,784
Liam's gonna be outta that
school and on to a high school
672
00:28:22,826 --> 00:28:25,412
with an equally problematic
name in no time.
673
00:28:25,453 --> 00:28:28,248
They're trying to erase
the history of white men
674
00:28:28,289 --> 00:28:29,916
who built this great country.
675
00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:31,584
How far back are we going
676
00:28:31,626 --> 00:28:33,545
with this revisionist
history crusade?
677
00:28:33,586 --> 00:28:35,755
Do we have to reexamine Adam
678
00:28:35,797 --> 00:28:37,924
at the Garden of Eden?
679
00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:39,718
You think Adam was white?
680
00:28:39,759 --> 00:28:41,261
Ha ha ha.
681
00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:45,640
The point is,
I went to that school.
682
00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:49,394
Best years of my life
in those halls,
683
00:28:49,436 --> 00:28:51,896
in those classrooms.
684
00:28:51,938 --> 00:28:55,734
Year I played baseball,
we had a bully on the team.
685
00:28:55,775 --> 00:28:57,485
Johnny Wisneiwski.
686
00:28:57,527 --> 00:29:01,114
A big, fat bruiser.
He could hit a ball...
687
00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:02,866
almost a mile.
688
00:29:02,907 --> 00:29:05,285
If you made an error
in the game,
689
00:29:05,326 --> 00:29:08,371
Johnny was sure to use
the wet end of his towel
690
00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:10,540
to rattail your genitals
in the shower
691
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:13,585
to remind you of how useless
you were.
692
00:29:13,626 --> 00:29:17,630
Everybody was scared to death
of big, fat Johnny Wisneiwski.
693
00:29:17,672 --> 00:29:21,301
Well, one day, he thwacked
my naked wet ass
694
00:29:21,342 --> 00:29:23,928
with that towel,
and I blew up.
695
00:29:23,970 --> 00:29:26,598
I pantsed him.
What do you think we saw?
696
00:29:26,639 --> 00:29:28,433
His dick.
I'm guessing you saw his dick.
697
00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:30,143
Not just any dick.
698
00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:32,520
The tiniest little button
of a pink dick
699
00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:33,813
you've ever laid your eyes on.
700
00:29:33,855 --> 00:29:36,191
And Johnny Wisneiwski's
reign of terror
701
00:29:36,232 --> 00:29:39,569
ended that very day,
thanks to yours truly.
702
00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:41,613
I was king after that.
703
00:29:41,654 --> 00:29:44,574
And all my kids went there.
704
00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:46,117
There are Gallagher memories
705
00:29:46,159 --> 00:29:49,788
embedded in every inch
of that school.
706
00:29:49,829 --> 00:29:52,290
Should probably be called--
707
00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:55,960
No.
708
00:29:56,002 --> 00:29:58,588
It should definitely
be called
709
00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:00,799
Gallagher Middle School.
710
00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:03,843
Gallagher Middle School.
711
00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:08,223
Outstan--
Gallagher Middle School!
712
00:30:08,264 --> 00:30:10,558
Jesus! Of course!
713
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,727
Whadda ya say we do this:
714
00:30:12,769 --> 00:30:15,313
we go pick up the girls,
we stop for expensive froyo
715
00:30:15,355 --> 00:30:17,482
with all the fancy toppings,
huh?
716
00:30:17,524 --> 00:30:19,567
How many times I have to
tell you I'm not in the mood?
717
00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:21,236
I know, but I think today
could be really special
718
00:30:21,277 --> 00:30:23,613
if we let it be.
It would make me happy,
719
00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:25,323
and I'm pretty sure
it could make you happy too.
720
00:30:25,365 --> 00:30:27,700
Please.
For me.
721
00:30:27,742 --> 00:30:30,537
The love of your life.
722
00:30:30,578 --> 00:30:34,123
Fuckin' froyo.
723
00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:45,051
Ohh...
724
00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:47,846
Hey, I'm gonna take a shower.
725
00:30:47,887 --> 00:30:50,181
And while I'm in there...
726
00:30:50,223 --> 00:30:51,558
Yep?
727
00:30:51,599 --> 00:30:53,476
Think up our next caper.
728
00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:55,019
-Caper?
729
00:30:55,061 --> 00:30:58,106
- You a Batman villain?
-Uh, more like Bonnie.
730
00:30:58,147 --> 00:31:00,525
You know, Bonnie and Clyde?
731
00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:02,527
Yeah.
Think I mighta heard of them.
732
00:31:02,569 --> 00:31:04,612
Something where
we almost get caught
733
00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:06,781
but then we get away with it.
734
00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:08,950
We could...
735
00:31:08,992 --> 00:31:11,870
-pull a bank robbery.
-Or a jewel heist.
736
00:31:11,911 --> 00:31:14,122
I mean...
737
00:31:14,163 --> 00:31:16,708
I would consider
murder for hire.
738
00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,461
Hey, uh,
739
00:31:20,503 --> 00:31:23,882
gotta go to this thing Liam's
doing at his school later.
740
00:31:23,923 --> 00:31:26,009
-Mm-hmm.
- Wanna come?
741
00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:27,886
Yeah, yeah, I suppose
I can pretend to be
742
00:31:27,927 --> 00:31:29,721
a law-abiding citizen
for the night.
743
00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:33,433
Oh.
744
00:31:33,474 --> 00:31:36,436
Hey, Cami.
745
00:31:37,645 --> 00:31:39,063
Oh, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
746
00:31:39,105 --> 00:31:41,107
Slow down.
747
00:31:41,149 --> 00:31:43,067
He was crying?
About what?
748
00:31:43,109 --> 00:31:44,903
-I'm confused.
- What?
749
00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:48,740
The cops?
750
00:31:48,781 --> 00:31:50,116
They want Brad to come in
for questioning? When?
751
00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:51,743
No, no, he's gonna crack.
752
00:31:51,784 --> 00:31:55,079
rock music
753
00:31:55,121 --> 00:31:56,581
He's on his way
to the station now?
754
00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:58,207
-Uh, when did he leave?
- Shit, shit! Fuck!
755
00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:01,628
This lady should work.
756
00:32:01,669 --> 00:32:03,713
Terry doesn't have a problem
with Asian people, does he?
757
00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:05,214
I mean, I don't know.
758
00:32:05,256 --> 00:32:07,050
He likes a lot of Chinese food
and Bruce Lee movies.
759
00:32:07,091 --> 00:32:08,927
Found his porn stash once
when we were kids.
760
00:32:08,968 --> 00:32:10,845
Had a pretty decent amount
of Asian chicks in it.
761
00:32:10,887 --> 00:32:12,597
Then we got nothin'
to worry about.
762
00:32:12,639 --> 00:32:13,932
We should just get goin'.
763
00:32:13,973 --> 00:32:15,892
All right, the agency
said this one's tough?
764
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:18,436
Yeah. Said she's one of those
Vietnamese boat people.
765
00:32:18,478 --> 00:32:20,605
Doesn't get much tougher
than that.
766
00:32:33,993 --> 00:32:35,536
Maybe I should ask the agency
767
00:32:35,578 --> 00:32:37,080
for somebody white
this time, huh?
768
00:32:37,121 --> 00:32:39,624
Yep.
769
00:32:42,001 --> 00:32:45,088
- This place is legal.
- Yeah, it is.
770
00:32:45,129 --> 00:32:47,590
So then why you want me
to buy from them, then?
771
00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:50,468
Listen, this detail
772
00:32:50,510 --> 00:32:52,011
is a golden elevator.
773
00:32:52,053 --> 00:32:53,930
It'll take you
right to the top,
774
00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:55,473
wherever you wanna go.
775
00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:57,475
What're you thinking?
776
00:32:57,517 --> 00:32:59,477
-SWAT?
- Oh, shit.
777
00:32:59,519 --> 00:33:01,646
Grenades?
Assault rifles?
778
00:33:01,688 --> 00:33:03,773
-I love SWAT.
-That's only gonna happen
779
00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:05,608
if we give you
a good recommendation,
780
00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:06,985
and we're only gonna do that
781
00:33:07,026 --> 00:33:10,238
if you do what we say,
no questions.
782
00:33:10,279 --> 00:33:13,324
You wanna ride that golden
elevator, don't you?
783
00:33:13,366 --> 00:33:14,659
Yes, sir, I do.
784
00:33:14,701 --> 00:33:16,160
Good boy.
785
00:33:16,202 --> 00:33:18,746
Go make the buy.
786
00:33:18,788 --> 00:33:22,458
Uh, sirs, quick question.
Why me?
787
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:24,085
You know, like, out of
all the rookies in the city,
788
00:33:24,127 --> 00:33:25,586
why pick me?
789
00:33:25,628 --> 00:33:27,964
While your personal
assessment indicates
790
00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:30,591
that you might ask
a lotta fuckin' questions,
791
00:33:30,633 --> 00:33:33,761
you're likely to accept
anything we tell you is true.
792
00:33:33,803 --> 00:33:35,013
Huh.
793
00:33:35,054 --> 00:33:36,848
Roger that.
794
00:33:36,889 --> 00:33:39,434
upbeat music
795
00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:54,741
Hey, have you guys
seen my friend Debbie?
796
00:33:54,782 --> 00:33:56,909
Redhead, had a little
too much to drink?
797
00:33:56,951 --> 00:33:58,453
-No?
- Look at me, one, two
798
00:33:58,494 --> 00:34:00,621
Three, one, two, three
799
00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:07,336
Debbie?
800
00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:10,298
Jared?
What the fuck?
801
00:34:10,339 --> 00:34:12,967
-Who is that?
-My husband.
802
00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:15,178
Ah ah ah ah ah...
803
00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:16,554
Debbie, wait.
Come inside.
804
00:34:16,596 --> 00:34:18,890
Let's talk.
Debbie!
805
00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:23,478
Where'd
your butt buddy go?
806
00:34:23,519 --> 00:34:25,354
To pick up your next victim.
807
00:34:25,396 --> 00:34:27,565
-I don't need no nurse.
-Well, maybe if you weren't
808
00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:29,984
such a ragin' asshole,
your family'd take care of you,
809
00:34:30,026 --> 00:34:32,987
and we wouldn't have to pay
someone to be nice to ya.
810
00:34:33,696 --> 00:34:35,073
Ugh.
811
00:34:35,114 --> 00:34:37,658
-That tastes like dog food!
-Keep complainin',
812
00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:38,993
I will feed you dog food
for real.
813
00:34:39,035 --> 00:34:40,495
Ugh.
814
00:34:40,536 --> 00:34:41,704
Oh, no, no--
815
00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:43,998
-Come--
-Mm-mm.
816
00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:51,380
You woulda probably made
a half-decent son
817
00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:54,383
if it wasn't for
that whole fudge packer thing.
818
00:34:57,470 --> 00:34:59,639
Well, you probably woulda made
a half-decent dad
819
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:02,183
if it weren't for the whole...
820
00:35:02,225 --> 00:35:05,436
racist, homophobic, beatin'
the shit outta me thing.
821
00:35:22,453 --> 00:35:25,581
Have a good one.
822
00:35:25,623 --> 00:35:28,126
Good work, kid.
823
00:35:31,087 --> 00:35:33,381
Oh, wait--there's
a lotta street weed in there.
824
00:35:34,465 --> 00:35:36,384
You contaminated
the evidence now.
825
00:35:36,425 --> 00:35:39,554
-You're mixing it up!
-Naw, man!
826
00:35:39,595 --> 00:35:42,056
Your eyes is playin'
tricks on you, kid.
827
00:35:44,433 --> 00:35:46,269
You're literally
doing it on purpose.
828
00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:48,437
Why?
Oh, come on.
829
00:35:48,479 --> 00:35:50,148
I deserve to know
what I'm involved in.
830
00:35:50,189 --> 00:35:51,816
The weed you bought
on the street
831
00:35:51,858 --> 00:35:53,317
was laced with angel dust.
832
00:35:53,359 --> 00:35:54,944
Now the dispensary weed is too.
833
00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:57,989
So now we can file criminal
charges against the dispensary.
834
00:35:58,030 --> 00:35:59,574
Why?
835
00:35:59,615 --> 00:36:01,951
Because the legal weed is
cutting into our bottom line.
836
00:36:06,956 --> 00:36:09,542
If legal dispensaries put all
the street dealers outta work,
837
00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:11,294
what's left for us, huh?
838
00:36:11,335 --> 00:36:13,588
You know how much we make
off of kickback in bribes
839
00:36:13,629 --> 00:36:15,464
-from street dealers?
-But isn't that wrong?
840
00:36:15,506 --> 00:36:17,341
Paid for my boat.
841
00:36:17,383 --> 00:36:19,302
It paid for
my second mistress's
842
00:36:19,343 --> 00:36:20,761
first Brazilian butt lift.
843
00:36:20,803 --> 00:36:22,930
We frame legal shops,
we shut 'em down,
844
00:36:22,972 --> 00:36:24,891
we get more illegal weed
back on the street.
845
00:36:24,932 --> 00:36:26,559
More illegal weed
equals more dealers,
846
00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:29,520
more dealers equals
more cash in our pockets.
847
00:36:29,562 --> 00:36:33,191
So, really, it's up to you,
Gallagher.
848
00:36:33,232 --> 00:36:34,817
You want some kickbacks?
849
00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:36,777
Or you wanna spend
the rest of your career
850
00:36:36,819 --> 00:36:39,614
bustin' your hump,
poundin' a beat?
851
00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:44,285
Fine.
Let me help.
852
00:36:44,327 --> 00:36:46,871
Good. So how many more
dispensaries
853
00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:48,873
do we gotta put
outta business today?
854
00:36:48,915 --> 00:36:50,708
Uh looks like five.
855
00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:52,793
Next up is Dank Dorm,
856
00:36:52,835 --> 00:36:54,962
then New Leaf Collective,
Heavy Fog,
857
00:36:55,004 --> 00:36:56,714
New Heights,
and last but not least,
858
00:36:56,756 --> 00:36:58,591
The Alibi Room.
859
00:36:58,633 --> 00:37:00,843
All right, let's get it.
860
00:37:03,679 --> 00:37:05,973
- Brad's not pickin' up.
-Well, this is the station
861
00:37:06,015 --> 00:37:08,017
closest to his house,
so if he's going anywhere,
862
00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:09,518
it's here.
863
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,354
Think he can hold up
under an interrogation?
864
00:37:11,395 --> 00:37:12,855
Hell, no.
865
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:16,317
Wait.
There he is. Okay.
866
00:37:16,359 --> 00:37:19,403
All right, do what you gotta do
to keep him quiet.
867
00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:23,032
Hey, man.
868
00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:25,534
Brad?
869
00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:27,119
Brad.
Brad! H--
870
00:37:27,161 --> 00:37:29,830
punchy music
871
00:37:29,872 --> 00:37:30,998
Brad! Brad!
872
00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,044
Ah! Let me go!
873
00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:36,712
Get off me!
I'm gonna confess!
874
00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:37,755
Shh, shh!
875
00:37:37,797 --> 00:37:38,839
Let me go!
It's the only way!
876
00:37:38,881 --> 00:37:40,341
Shut the fuck up, all right?
877
00:37:40,383 --> 00:37:43,177
Talk to us.
We only wanna talk, all right?
878
00:37:50,601 --> 00:37:53,604
Go, go, go!
879
00:37:53,646 --> 00:37:55,439
Just in here.
880
00:37:55,481 --> 00:37:58,609
Terry,
this is Sister Mary Luke.
881
00:37:58,651 --> 00:38:00,611
Oh,
just Mary Luke is fine.
882
00:38:00,653 --> 00:38:03,864
My days in a habit
are long gone.
883
00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:08,995
You must be Terry.
884
00:38:09,036 --> 00:38:10,955
I should warn you,
he's been a handful today.
885
00:38:10,997 --> 00:38:12,957
You idiots got me
a fuckin' nun?
886
00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:14,625
-Watch your language
887
00:38:14,667 --> 00:38:16,335
in the presence of ladies.
888
00:38:16,377 --> 00:38:17,878
-Jesus Christ, lady!
889
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,798
And we'll not take
the Lord's name in vain.
890
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:23,676
Before the diocese
shut my convent down,
891
00:38:23,718 --> 00:38:26,178
I was tending
to the elderly sisters.
892
00:38:26,220 --> 00:38:29,265
Sister Cecilia had dementia
893
00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:32,351
and a colorful vocabulary.
894
00:38:32,393 --> 00:38:37,273
I found that a-a swift smack
usually fixed her behavior.
895
00:38:38,607 --> 00:38:40,985
-Yeah, that works for me.
-Solid strategy.
896
00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:01,964
There he is!
897
00:39:02,006 --> 00:39:04,050
I have an exciting offer
for you.
898
00:39:04,091 --> 00:39:07,345
I'd like to give you a chance
to abandon your lame entry
899
00:39:07,386 --> 00:39:10,348
into the name change contest
and join forces with me.
900
00:39:10,389 --> 00:39:14,226
-Why would I do that?
-Because I'm gonna win.
901
00:39:14,268 --> 00:39:18,439
The Francis Gallagher
and Children Middle School.
902
00:39:18,481 --> 00:39:21,400
Thanks, but no thanks.
I really want that iPad.
903
00:39:21,442 --> 00:39:23,986
I don't give a damn
about the iPa--
904
00:39:24,028 --> 00:39:26,572
well, I mean, if we won,
we'd pawn it,
905
00:39:26,614 --> 00:39:29,742
and I'd take a cut,
but that's not the point.
906
00:39:29,784 --> 00:39:32,828
We have to preserve
the-the Gallagher legacy.
907
00:39:34,789 --> 00:39:36,665
We'd never be forgotten.
We'd be immortal.
908
00:39:36,707 --> 00:39:39,168
Yeah, I'm good, man.
909
00:39:40,628 --> 00:39:43,089
I'm-I'm not gonna make
this offer again.
910
00:39:45,299 --> 00:39:47,176
Well, suit yourself.
911
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:51,055
I have to hit the head.
912
00:39:55,768 --> 00:39:58,104
No TP in there.
913
00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:13,369
You know, I-I wanna--
914
00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:15,746
I wanted to talk to you
about somethin'.
915
00:40:17,456 --> 00:40:20,501
I think we should team up
on the name change contest.
916
00:40:20,543 --> 00:40:22,169
Now, b-before you say no,
917
00:40:22,211 --> 00:40:24,880
I should tell you
what my idea is.
918
00:40:24,922 --> 00:40:27,425
The Francis Gallagher
and Children Middle School.
919
00:40:27,466 --> 00:40:30,094
You literally just told me this
30 seconds ago.
920
00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:32,304
I did?
921
00:40:33,180 --> 00:40:35,933
-What'd you say?
-No, Frank!
922
00:40:35,975 --> 00:40:37,435
Hmm.
923
00:40:38,644 --> 00:40:39,812
Hmm.
924
00:40:48,028 --> 00:40:50,865
No toilet paper
in here.
925
00:40:52,825 --> 00:40:55,786
No way, dude--Veronica'll
put my nuts in a table vice.
926
00:40:55,828 --> 00:40:57,621
Yeah, well, if you don't
get rid of their weed,
927
00:40:57,663 --> 00:40:59,373
-she'll be in jail.
- Okay, I'll tell them
928
00:40:59,415 --> 00:41:00,958
if I see them,
but there's no way
929
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,627
I'm touching their product
without talking to them first.
930
00:41:07,631 --> 00:41:09,133
Hey,
what was that last place
931
00:41:09,175 --> 00:41:10,468
we were supposed to hit today?
932
00:41:10,509 --> 00:41:12,595
The A-Alibi Room?
933
00:41:12,636 --> 00:41:14,638
I think that's it, right?
934
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:16,724
Well, if it's the place
I'm thinkin' of,
935
00:41:16,765 --> 00:41:18,225
it's really not worth
bustin'--
936
00:41:18,267 --> 00:41:21,312
low-rent, mom/pop spot,
couple of stale weed brownies,
937
00:41:21,353 --> 00:41:23,314
nickel bags--
we shouldn't waste our time.
938
00:41:23,355 --> 00:41:25,649
The list is the list.
939
00:41:25,691 --> 00:41:27,151
We got three more
after lunch,
940
00:41:27,193 --> 00:41:29,153
and then it's on to--
what'd you call it?
941
00:41:29,195 --> 00:41:31,363
The Alibi Room.
942
00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:45,336
Hello.
943
00:41:45,377 --> 00:41:47,838
What?
For how long?
944
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,673
I had no idea.
945
00:41:49,715 --> 00:41:51,175
Someone else
was supposed to pick her up--
946
00:41:51,217 --> 00:41:53,010
m-my girlfriend.
947
00:41:53,052 --> 00:41:54,845
Well, I-I'm so sorry,
948
00:41:54,887 --> 00:41:57,306
but I can promise you
that I would never abandon
949
00:41:57,348 --> 00:41:59,642
my daughter at school.
I was at work, I--
950
00:41:59,683 --> 00:42:01,101
When you're
a single working mother
951
00:42:01,143 --> 00:42:04,313
trying to provide for a kid,
things like this happen.
952
00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:05,773
Hello?
953
00:42:05,814 --> 00:42:07,191
Hi, Franny.
954
00:42:07,233 --> 00:42:09,193
Mommy's on her way, honey.
955
00:42:09,235 --> 00:42:10,819
I know.
Mommy misses you too, honey.
956
00:42:10,861 --> 00:42:13,113
I'll be right there.
957
00:42:13,155 --> 00:42:14,448
Hey, baby, I got something
958
00:42:14,490 --> 00:42:17,034
that'll put a smile
on your face...right here.
959
00:42:19,245 --> 00:42:21,872
You know what?
Actually, I would love that.
960
00:42:21,914 --> 00:42:24,208
For real?
961
00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:26,210
Oh--fuck! Uhh--
962
00:42:26,252 --> 00:42:29,004
punchy music
963
00:42:31,423 --> 00:42:34,385
You just checked your messages,
like, two minutes ago.
964
00:42:34,426 --> 00:42:35,970
And shouldn't you be
keeping a look out
965
00:42:36,011 --> 00:42:38,889
in case someone tries to, like,
rob us or somethin'?
966
00:42:38,931 --> 00:42:40,182
You think she knows
how to insert
967
00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:41,058
the little piss tube thing--
968
00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:43,185
The catheter, yes.
969
00:42:43,227 --> 00:42:45,062
Maybe I should just
give her a call,
970
00:42:45,104 --> 00:42:46,897
make sure everything's okay.
971
00:42:46,939 --> 00:42:48,857
We're finally
getting work done.
972
00:42:48,899 --> 00:42:52,736
Can we please just concentrate
for a couple more hours?
973
00:42:52,778 --> 00:42:54,071
Thank you.
974
00:42:55,948 --> 00:42:58,033
Maybe we should swing by
after the next stop,
975
00:42:58,075 --> 00:43:00,244
you know,
make sure she's okay.
976
00:43:04,290 --> 00:43:06,125
And another one bites the dust.
977
00:43:06,166 --> 00:43:08,669
Yes, one more down,
and it is Miller time!
978
00:43:08,711 --> 00:43:11,171
Alibi Room--let's finish it
off strong, boys.
979
00:43:11,213 --> 00:43:13,007
Hop in, kid.
Time's a-wastin'.
980
00:43:13,048 --> 00:43:14,592
Uh, hey, can I drive?
981
00:43:14,633 --> 00:43:15,843
- No.
982
00:43:15,884 --> 00:43:17,678
Come on, you guys've been
driving all day.
983
00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:19,430
Polishing your aviators,
workin' on your tan,
984
00:43:19,471 --> 00:43:21,056
while I've been doin'
all the work.
985
00:43:21,098 --> 00:43:22,433
-Yeah, so?
-I've never driven
986
00:43:22,474 --> 00:43:23,559
a Ferrari before.
987
00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:25,394
I wanna feel
some Italian horsepower.
988
00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:27,688
This might be my only chance.
989
00:43:29,982 --> 00:43:32,276
All right, son.
990
00:43:32,318 --> 00:43:34,737
Let's see what you got.
991
00:43:39,658 --> 00:43:42,202
Long as it ain't mine.
992
00:43:46,540 --> 00:43:48,959
But w-we gotta turn--
turn ourselves in.
993
00:43:49,001 --> 00:43:50,961
No, no. If the cops
thought you knew anything,
994
00:43:51,003 --> 00:43:52,796
they would've come, and they
would've picked you up.
995
00:43:52,838 --> 00:43:55,674
Th-they called me to come
down for questioning, Lip.
996
00:43:55,716 --> 00:43:57,509
-They know!
-They don't know shit.
997
00:43:57,551 --> 00:43:59,345
I wanna come clean, okay?
998
00:43:59,386 --> 00:44:01,972
Ma-make some kinda deal
and return all the stuff.
999
00:44:02,014 --> 00:44:03,182
- You wanna make a deal?
-Yeah.
1000
00:44:03,223 --> 00:44:04,808
You're gonna fuck both of us,
okay?
1001
00:44:04,850 --> 00:44:06,477
There's no way that
they're gonna believe
1002
00:44:06,518 --> 00:44:08,145
that you stole all that shit
by yourself.
1003
00:44:08,187 --> 00:44:10,272
Well, I-I won't give up you
or Mickey!
1004
00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:12,358
-I swear!
-Uh, Lip,
1005
00:44:12,399 --> 00:44:14,818
help me make a bottle
for Fred in the kitchen.
1006
00:44:14,860 --> 00:44:16,945
-Now.
-Yeah.
1007
00:44:16,987 --> 00:44:18,989
He is not gonna last
1008
00:44:19,031 --> 00:44:21,325
five minutes with the cops.
1009
00:44:23,285 --> 00:44:24,578
You need to do something.
1010
00:44:24,620 --> 00:44:26,246
Do something?
Like what?
1011
00:44:26,288 --> 00:44:28,457
Get rid of the evidence,
for starters!
1012
00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:30,084
I haven't found a place
to sell the parts yet.
1013
00:44:30,125 --> 00:44:31,502
Okay, let's just wait
for the ideal buyer
1014
00:44:31,543 --> 00:44:32,836
while the cops close in!
1015
00:44:32,878 --> 00:44:34,463
-Cops aren't closing in.
- They will be!
1016
00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:36,965
Okay? As soon as they get
Brad in a room at the station
1017
00:44:37,007 --> 00:44:39,677
and he starts crying
and confessing...
1018
00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:44,264
I don't know,
maybe we should just...
1019
00:44:44,306 --> 00:44:46,433
take care of him.
1020
00:44:46,475 --> 00:44:48,519
Take--meaning what, exactly?
1021
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:50,354
Meaning...
1022
00:44:50,396 --> 00:44:52,981
take care of him.
1023
00:44:53,023 --> 00:44:55,401
Wow, this whole, uh,
life of crime thing for you
1024
00:44:55,442 --> 00:44:57,319
is gettin' a little bit
outta hand,
1025
00:44:57,361 --> 00:44:59,196
-don't ya think, Capone?
-No! No, because he is
1026
00:44:59,238 --> 00:45:00,906
gonna get everyone busted.
1027
00:45:00,948 --> 00:45:02,449
I am involved now, okay?
1028
00:45:02,491 --> 00:45:05,035
Who is gonna raise Fred
if we both end up in jail?
1029
00:45:11,333 --> 00:45:13,001
Okay, yeah, he does seem
a little bit fragile.
1030
00:45:13,043 --> 00:45:15,129
Oh, yeah, no shit!
1031
00:45:15,170 --> 00:45:17,881
We can't let him
out of our sight.
1032
00:45:23,303 --> 00:45:24,513
Fuck!
1033
00:45:28,016 --> 00:45:30,144
I need to take a rain check
on family bar night.
1034
00:45:30,185 --> 00:45:32,146
What?
1035
00:45:32,187 --> 00:45:34,481
No, no, no, no.
You love family bar night.
1036
00:45:34,523 --> 00:45:36,066
-Cartoons on the TV...
- I love cartoons.
1037
00:45:36,108 --> 00:45:37,735
-The pizza.
- I love pizza.
1038
00:45:37,776 --> 00:45:39,737
All the soda the girls
can drink--come on, V.
1039
00:45:39,778 --> 00:45:41,864
I appreciate your trying
to cheer me up,
1040
00:45:41,905 --> 00:45:43,407
but I just wanna go home
and take a nap.
1041
00:45:43,449 --> 00:45:45,409
You can close up
by yourself, right?
1042
00:45:45,451 --> 00:45:47,077
-Come on, girls.
-No, wait, I'm sorry,
1043
00:45:47,119 --> 00:45:48,746
but I can't let you go.
1044
00:45:48,787 --> 00:45:50,748
Sorry I'm late!
1045
00:45:50,789 --> 00:45:52,082
Ma?
1046
00:45:52,124 --> 00:45:54,543
-I-is that your wedding dress?
- Yeah.
1047
00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:57,588
I just pulled it
out of storage...for you.
1048
00:45:57,629 --> 00:45:59,882
-For me?
- Mm-hmm.
1049
00:45:59,923 --> 00:46:02,092
What's goin' on?
1050
00:46:02,134 --> 00:46:04,928
It's not family bar night.
1051
00:46:04,970 --> 00:46:06,847
It was never family bar night.
1052
00:46:06,889 --> 00:46:09,057
You remember how we wanted
to get married at City Hall,
1053
00:46:09,099 --> 00:46:11,393
but they cancelled everything
'cause of the shutdown?
1054
00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:13,395
Well, they're clearing
their backlog.
1055
00:46:13,437 --> 00:46:16,023
They're doing weddings
on Zoom.
1056
00:46:16,064 --> 00:46:19,318
upbeat bluesy music
1057
00:46:31,079 --> 00:46:35,292
How many years...
1058
00:46:35,334 --> 00:46:37,628
-We're gettin' married?
-Yes.
1059
00:46:37,669 --> 00:46:39,463
Right now?
1060
00:46:39,505 --> 00:46:42,424
Right now.
1061
00:46:42,466 --> 00:46:45,135
Seem to blind me
1062
00:46:51,016 --> 00:46:53,894
-You good?
-Yeah. Don't I seem good?
1063
00:46:53,936 --> 00:46:56,063
You're drivin'
like my grandma.
1064
00:46:56,104 --> 00:46:58,482
Thought you wanted to feel
some Italian horsepower.
1065
00:46:58,524 --> 00:47:00,442
I'm just being cautious.
1066
00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:01,985
There's cautious,
1067
00:47:02,027 --> 00:47:03,779
and then there's
whatever this is.
1068
00:47:03,821 --> 00:47:04,822
Giddy up, kid.
1069
00:47:08,408 --> 00:47:10,035
That a boy.
1070
00:47:10,077 --> 00:47:13,080
rock music
1071
00:47:13,121 --> 00:47:14,832
Okay.
1072
00:47:14,873 --> 00:47:17,209
All right, that's enough.
1073
00:47:18,335 --> 00:47:21,255
That's enough, kid.
1074
00:47:21,296 --> 00:47:23,340
Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down!
Slow the fuck down!
1075
00:47:23,382 --> 00:47:25,384
I don't know what's going on.
It's outta control!
1076
00:47:25,425 --> 00:47:27,302
Brake, brake, brake!
1077
00:47:29,054 --> 00:47:31,223
Oh...what the fuck?
1078
00:47:31,265 --> 00:47:35,185
What the fuck
is wrong with you?
1079
00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:36,645
Piece of shit!
1080
00:47:36,687 --> 00:47:38,021
Man, what the hell?
1081
00:47:38,063 --> 00:47:40,190
- You fuck!
- I told you
1082
00:47:40,232 --> 00:47:42,526
don't let Billie Eilish
drive the car!
1083
00:47:47,656 --> 00:47:49,616
Mommy'll be right up, baby.
1084
00:47:56,582 --> 00:47:58,792
Rough day?
1085
00:48:00,168 --> 00:48:02,129
I didn't expect you
to be here.
1086
00:48:02,170 --> 00:48:05,424
No, I wasn't.
I left.
1087
00:48:05,465 --> 00:48:07,926
But then I came back,
because I thought
1088
00:48:07,968 --> 00:48:11,013
I should tell you to your face
how big of a bitch you are.
1089
00:48:13,849 --> 00:48:16,351
Mission accomplished.
1090
00:48:19,146 --> 00:48:23,358
You know, we both said
some things we shouldn't have.
1091
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:25,736
But I'm open
to talking it out.
1092
00:48:28,071 --> 00:48:30,240
I'm not.
1093
00:48:30,282 --> 00:48:32,367
What do you mean?
1094
00:48:32,409 --> 00:48:35,871
I don't think I could be
with a person like you, Sandy.
1095
00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:38,081
A person like me.
Wow.
1096
00:48:38,123 --> 00:48:40,042
You left your kid.
1097
00:48:42,544 --> 00:48:45,339
So what did you do last night
and then again all day today?
1098
00:48:45,380 --> 00:48:47,341
-Is that not the same, or--
-I blew off some steam
1099
00:48:47,382 --> 00:48:48,842
for less than a day.
1100
00:48:48,884 --> 00:48:50,844
And it sucked,
and now I'm back.
1101
00:48:50,886 --> 00:48:52,387
With my kid.
1102
00:48:52,429 --> 00:48:54,556
Can you say the same
about you and Prince?
1103
00:48:54,598 --> 00:48:57,100
No, that is not fair.
I told you why I left Prince.
1104
00:48:57,142 --> 00:48:58,602
-I was 15 years old.
-Oh, my God.
1105
00:48:58,644 --> 00:49:00,812
I've heard
all of your excuses, Sandy,
1106
00:49:00,854 --> 00:49:03,273
and they sound great
coming out of your mouth.
1107
00:49:03,315 --> 00:49:05,275
But at the end of the day,
1108
00:49:05,317 --> 00:49:08,111
you walked out on somebody
that needed you.
1109
00:49:08,153 --> 00:49:11,031
I've got my entire family
trying to leave me.
1110
00:49:11,073 --> 00:49:13,700
I don't need to be worried
about you too.
1111
00:49:30,258 --> 00:49:32,469
You fucking...
1112
00:49:40,394 --> 00:49:42,479
You should see the scene
out there.
1113
00:49:42,521 --> 00:49:46,108
Some idiot drove his Ferrari
into a parked car.
1114
00:49:46,149 --> 00:49:49,069
What, she's not ready yet?
We're gonna miss our time slot.
1115
00:50:05,210 --> 00:50:07,337
-Is this dress too much?
-Excuse me?
1116
00:50:07,379 --> 00:50:09,506
-What's wrong with my dress?
- Nothin'.
1117
00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:12,634
It's perfect.
1118
00:50:16,888 --> 00:50:18,849
Are we really doing this?
1119
00:50:18,890 --> 00:50:21,184
I think so.
1120
00:50:21,226 --> 00:50:23,603
Dominic!
No, honey,
1121
00:50:23,645 --> 00:50:26,690
look, that is for
after they get married.
1122
00:50:26,732 --> 00:50:29,192
Kay?
Oh, hey, hey, hey.
1123
00:50:29,234 --> 00:50:31,820
I think they're ready
for y'all.
1124
00:50:39,286 --> 00:50:40,871
Yes, sir, I'm ready.
1125
00:50:40,912 --> 00:50:43,206
Me too.
1126
00:50:43,248 --> 00:50:45,042
Dominic!
1127
00:50:45,083 --> 00:50:47,210
I'm gonna beat
your little ass--sit down!
1128
00:50:48,420 --> 00:50:49,880
Yes, sir.
1129
00:50:53,300 --> 00:50:55,052
We'll just check in on him
real quick,
1130
00:50:55,093 --> 00:50:56,553
and then we got to get
to Liam's school.
1131
00:50:56,595 --> 00:50:58,055
-We're already late.
-In and out, all right?
1132
00:50:58,096 --> 00:50:59,389
I promise.
1133
00:51:00,849 --> 00:51:02,726
Where's Terry?
1134
00:51:02,768 --> 00:51:05,729
Your father...
he's an evil man.
1135
00:51:05,771 --> 00:51:07,397
No shit.
What're you doin' out here?
1136
00:51:07,439 --> 00:51:09,149
I had to handle him
the same way
1137
00:51:09,191 --> 00:51:11,026
I handled Sister Cecilia.
1138
00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:12,402
Yeah, the slap to the back
of the head thing, right?
1139
00:51:12,444 --> 00:51:15,197
- No.
-What? Like drugs?
1140
00:51:15,238 --> 00:51:17,157
-Fuckin' loves those.
- No.
1141
00:51:17,199 --> 00:51:20,077
A return to sit at the feet
of our Lord and Savior
1142
00:51:20,118 --> 00:51:22,913
in death.
1143
00:51:22,954 --> 00:51:25,707
funky music
1144
00:51:27,584 --> 00:51:29,503
Sorry, did you just say death?
1145
00:51:45,393 --> 00:51:48,980
Okay, we'll now take a minute
to consider the suggestion
1146
00:51:49,022 --> 00:51:52,359
of Mahatma Gandhi
Academy of Peace.
1147
00:51:53,527 --> 00:51:55,153
What's up, buddy?
1148
00:51:55,195 --> 00:51:56,822
Where is everybody?
1149
00:51:56,863 --> 00:51:59,908
Fuck 'em.
What'd I miss?
1150
00:51:59,950 --> 00:52:01,618
They already rejected
1151
00:52:01,660 --> 00:52:02,994
Martin Luther King
Middle School
1152
00:52:03,036 --> 00:52:05,288
because MLK was a womanizer.
1153
00:52:05,330 --> 00:52:06,873
Then they rejected
Barack Obama
1154
00:52:06,915 --> 00:52:09,543
because of his "use of drones
in the Middle East."
1155
00:52:09,584 --> 00:52:10,961
They even said no
to Michael Jordan.
1156
00:52:11,002 --> 00:52:12,379
Whoa, the GOAT?
1157
00:52:12,420 --> 00:52:14,798
His gambling sets
a bad example.
1158
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:17,300
Tough crowd.
1159
00:52:17,342 --> 00:52:20,262
Hey, why's Frank
sittin' over there?
1160
00:52:20,303 --> 00:52:22,389
Said if I'm not with him,
I'm against him.
1161
00:52:22,430 --> 00:52:24,141
I guess we're enemies.
1162
00:52:24,182 --> 00:52:26,810
Unfortunately, I don't
think we can further consider
1163
00:52:26,852 --> 00:52:29,563
Mahatma Gandhi Academy
of Peace.
1164
00:52:29,604 --> 00:52:31,398
We've been made aware of
1165
00:52:31,439 --> 00:52:33,483
some problematic
century-old comments
1166
00:52:33,525 --> 00:52:36,319
Mr. Gandhi made
about Black Africans.
1167
00:52:36,361 --> 00:52:39,322
They're...disqualifying.
1168
00:52:39,364 --> 00:52:42,200
Up next to propose
a new name,
1169
00:52:42,242 --> 00:52:44,161
Francis Gallagher,
1170
00:52:44,202 --> 00:52:46,997
class of 1968.
1171
00:52:48,707 --> 00:52:52,711
Uh...thank you,
madam...president.
1172
00:52:52,752 --> 00:52:55,130
Thank you.
What I'd like to, uh,
1173
00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:58,175
to talk about today...
1174
00:52:58,216 --> 00:53:00,051
...is, um...
1175
00:53:02,345 --> 00:53:06,308
Obviously,
I'm here to address,
1176
00:53:06,349 --> 00:53:08,685
uh, t-the--uh...
1177
00:53:09,644 --> 00:53:12,397
I would like to address,
uh, the...
1178
00:53:14,816 --> 00:53:16,359
Uh...gimme a second.
1179
00:53:16,401 --> 00:53:19,446
It'll come to me.
1180
00:53:19,487 --> 00:53:22,157
I can't seem to remember
what I had to say.
1181
00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:23,700
Um, I don't think...
1182
00:53:26,745 --> 00:53:29,122
Memory's funny, isn't it?
It's like...
1183
00:53:29,164 --> 00:53:30,665
sand through your fingers.
1184
00:53:30,707 --> 00:53:33,710
Sometimes you can grab it,
and sometimes...
1185
00:53:35,086 --> 00:53:38,048
That damn fragile thing,
it's...
1186
00:53:41,092 --> 00:53:43,470
...all that'll be left of us.
1187
00:53:43,511 --> 00:53:45,722
All of us, at some point...
1188
00:53:48,099 --> 00:53:51,102
Just a memory.
1189
00:53:51,144 --> 00:53:54,272
And let me tell ya,
if you haven't made a mark,
1190
00:53:54,314 --> 00:53:58,568
now, while you're kickin'...
1191
00:53:58,610 --> 00:54:00,779
you don't even get that.
1192
00:54:02,364 --> 00:54:04,491
Uh...
1193
00:54:04,532 --> 00:54:05,784
uh...
1194
00:54:14,709 --> 00:54:16,586
Johnny?
1195
00:54:18,046 --> 00:54:20,507
Johnny Wisneiwski?
1196
00:54:20,548 --> 00:54:22,008
Hey!
1197
00:54:22,050 --> 00:54:24,427
Why don't you show everybody
your little baby dick?
1198
00:54:24,469 --> 00:54:25,845
-Come on!
1199
00:54:25,887 --> 00:54:28,014
I-I know the rest of the team
1200
00:54:28,056 --> 00:54:30,350
would really get
a kick outta that, huh?
1201
00:54:30,392 --> 00:54:32,769
I tell you what I'm gonna do.
I'll go first.
1202
00:54:32,811 --> 00:54:34,854
-Okay? Come on, Johnny.
1203
00:54:34,896 --> 00:54:36,940
- Mr. Gallagher--
- Hey, hey, back up!
1204
00:54:36,982 --> 00:54:39,109
That's my dad, asshole!
CPD!
1205
00:54:43,154 --> 00:54:45,115
What'd Frank do
this time?
1206
00:54:45,156 --> 00:54:47,075
He really lost it today.
1207
00:54:47,117 --> 00:54:49,953
Stripped naked at Liam's school
in front of a bunch of kids.
1208
00:54:49,995 --> 00:54:52,247
Only thing I could do to
prevent him from going to jail
1209
00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:54,624
was badging everyone there,
taking him to the ER.
1210
00:54:54,666 --> 00:54:56,793
He's still getting
evaluated.
1211
00:54:56,835 --> 00:54:58,503
Debs, you okay?
1212
00:54:58,545 --> 00:55:01,131
I've had a day.
1213
00:55:02,507 --> 00:55:04,843
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1214
00:55:04,884 --> 00:55:06,803
I guess
that makes all of us.
1215
00:55:06,845 --> 00:55:09,723
A nun killed Mickey's dad.
1216
00:55:09,764 --> 00:55:12,434
Terry's dead?
1217
00:55:12,475 --> 00:55:14,102
As a doornail.
1218
00:55:14,144 --> 00:55:16,313
Damn! A nun?
1219
00:55:16,354 --> 00:55:20,859
God really does work in
mysterious ways, doesn't she?
1220
00:55:21,943 --> 00:55:24,321
Hey, sorry I missed your thing.
1221
00:55:24,362 --> 00:55:26,823
Terry's dying kinda threw
a wrench in our schedule.
1222
00:55:26,865 --> 00:55:30,493
-How'd it go?
-I think I did all right.
1223
00:55:31,369 --> 00:55:32,662
-Whoa!
-Hey!
1224
00:55:32,704 --> 00:55:34,080
-Shit, man!
-Nice!
1225
00:55:34,122 --> 00:55:35,999
What name did ya
end up pitching?
1226
00:55:36,041 --> 00:55:37,917
Well, when I realized
they had a problem
1227
00:55:37,959 --> 00:55:40,837
with every famous person's name
that anybody suggested,
1228
00:55:40,879 --> 00:55:42,839
I just thought
I'll play it safe,
1229
00:55:42,881 --> 00:55:45,842
so from now on, it's just gonna
be called The Middle School.
1230
00:55:45,884 --> 00:55:47,969
Nice one, man.
1231
00:55:48,011 --> 00:55:49,262
Hi.
1232
00:55:52,015 --> 00:55:53,433
What's going on?
1233
00:55:53,475 --> 00:55:55,101
-Where's Brad?
-Locked in the car.
1234
00:55:55,143 --> 00:55:56,936
Handcuffed to the door.
He's calmed down,
1235
00:55:56,978 --> 00:55:59,522
but he is a ticking bomb.
We gotta do something
1236
00:55:59,564 --> 00:56:01,983
-before he goes to the cops.
1237
00:56:02,025 --> 00:56:05,403
Okay, so all
of Mr. Gallagher's behavior
1238
00:56:05,445 --> 00:56:07,364
can be explained by
his previous diagnosis.
1239
00:56:07,405 --> 00:56:09,324
We didn't find evidence
of anything new.
1240
00:56:09,366 --> 00:56:10,825
Sorry,
his-his previous diagnosis?
1241
00:56:10,867 --> 00:56:13,161
Well, we treated Mr. Gallagher
three weeks ago,
1242
00:56:13,203 --> 00:56:15,747
did a neurological assessment,
and arrived at a diagnosis
1243
00:56:15,789 --> 00:56:18,375
of alcoholic dementia.
1244
00:56:20,126 --> 00:56:22,921
I'm...sorry. I thought
he would have told you by now.
1245
00:56:22,962 --> 00:56:24,214
I'm sure I mentioned it.
1246
00:56:24,255 --> 00:56:27,217
No.
You didn't.
1247
00:56:27,258 --> 00:56:29,469
I'm sorry.
What is alcoholic dementia?
1248
00:56:29,511 --> 00:56:32,180
Basically, he pickled his brain
with decades of drinking,
1249
00:56:32,222 --> 00:56:34,099
and now his mind
is calling it quits.
1250
00:56:34,140 --> 00:56:36,976
It involves significant
impairments of memory
1251
00:56:37,018 --> 00:56:39,354
and other cognitive functions.
1252
00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:41,648
Were you aware that your father
is an alcoholic?
1253
00:56:41,689 --> 00:56:45,360
There's been
some evidence of that, yeah.
1254
00:56:45,402 --> 00:56:47,404
Some days will be good,
and some will be bad.
1255
00:56:47,445 --> 00:56:48,738
Very bad.
1256
00:56:48,780 --> 00:56:51,324
It won't be
a linear progression.
1257
00:56:51,366 --> 00:56:53,660
You have to be prepared
to go along for the ride.
1258
00:56:53,701 --> 00:56:55,495
And try not to contradict him.
1259
00:56:55,537 --> 00:56:58,331
That leads to confusion
and anger.
1260
00:56:58,373 --> 00:57:00,166
Excuse me.
1261
00:57:04,504 --> 00:57:06,506
What are we doin'
in the hospital?
1262
00:57:06,548 --> 00:57:08,174
One of you have another kid?
1263
00:57:10,009 --> 00:57:11,970
No, you-you've got dementia.
1264
00:57:12,011 --> 00:57:15,056
From bein' a drunk, Frank.
1265
00:57:23,565 --> 00:57:26,359
funky music
1265
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